/brit/

>>76535402
not me
that's why I asked

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lads, post communist qts

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the gf

May Allah bless this thread

The Anglosphere will soon be plunged into war once again....

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>>76535402
For this

penis penis penis

why do people associate sargon with rorkism?

he's an anti identatarian liberal

>>76535449
>le talk with a british accent and automatically make money off your mongoloid american audience man

ah yes

Almighty God, unto whom all hearts are open, all desires known, and from whom no secrets are hid; Cleanse the thoughts of our hearts by the inspiration of thy Holy Spirit, that we may perfectly love thee, and worthily magnify thy holy Name.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwQyo3agWak

What the FUCK is a rorke

You need at least 5 of the following to be allowed to post in /brit/:

>7 inch wrists
>sub 20 minute 5k
>wingspan to height ratio of 1 or above
>140kg bench
>7 inch willy
>6'0 or above
>got a 1st or 2.1
>shagged at least 10 girls

>>76535471
All me

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Requesting the Tim version of this, the one Reviewbrah commented on.

http://i.4cdn.org/f/Harold.swf

>>76535471
yes
running? nah you're alright
lanky gimp
roid gimp
yes
i wish
yes
yes

>>76535471
2/8

>tfw you want to emigrate but are too lazy to get a university degree or learn a skill

>>76535491
>4/8

entry denied

>>76535490
https://youtu.be/aXmIZrnP7W0

>>76535502
might have to try running then
fucked for the other ones

>>76535471
no
no
don't get it
no
yes
no
don't know yet, probably not
no (never done sex)

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>>76535410
gefilte fish

>>76535506
cheers thailad x

redpill me on being a rorke

just don't see how any upstanding person could treat someone else with such atrocious vitriol just because of the colour of their skin or their religion

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having a shart

Sitting in the airport lads. Didn't sleep a wink last night. At the point where I'm wishing I didn't use my free time to travel i could be all cosy in bed right now :(

>>76535542
Where are you off to fella?

>>76535530
https://youtu.be/GMX6ZSRObmw
the webm is here but desustorage seems to be slow rn
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1490/29/1490291631877.webm

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>>76535542

>>76535471
no but i think thats a bit harsh
yes
dunno, dont think so
no
no, tiny bit short of that
no, 5' 11''
no, 2' 2''
yes, over 20

>>76535449
anyone who isn't a textbook example of sjw ethics is a far right neo-nazi

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>>76535549
ah here we go

>>76535570
This is a timelapse and not just spliced together right? How the mighty have fallen

>>76535471
6.8 wrists
shite cardio, used to be a track star in me highschool days though
75" wingspan 73" height
dont weightlift, i do calisthenics
7.8" willy
5'11 (JUST)
fuck school
thot patrol (on god)

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>when you finish a round 1 job interview and you're waiting to be invited to round 2

>>76535578
yeah it's in chronological order

>>76535589
rounds?

>>76535471
/brit/ is a neet general, you're the one who doesn't belong here

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>76535511
my dad is from birmingham which is notorious for its brummie accent but his parents always taught him to speak neutrally so he never emulated the kids at school

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radical maid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwQyo3agWak

is this the first time this song has been posted in reference to aisha?

>>76535506
>reviewbrah unironically commented on this

What the fuck?

>>76535589
went for an assesment centre

didn't end up getting it but I got a free lunch and they paid for my train ticket so I basically got a free day out

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>>76535570
Tim.

Time.

>>76535615
almost immediately after it was posted on /brit/
>>76535618
woah

>>76535471
>>7 inch wrists
no
>>sub 20 minute 5k
dunno
>>wingspan to height ratio of 1 or above
what
>>140kg bench
no
>>7 inch willy
no
>>6'0 or above
no
>>got a 1st or 2.1
yes
>>shagged at least 10 girls
no

>>76535298
my cousins are posh cunts from the home counties and follow rugby 7s across the globe. their hazing rituals for rugby involved scat and plenty of homo eroticism. the kind of post only a knower could write.

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g'night lads

>>76535647
sleep tight yankers

reviewbrah is subbed to tim therefore he gets notifications every time tim uploads

reviewbrah knows about tim because of /r9k/ who found tim at least a year before /brit/ did

>>76535609
the vicar at my church is from birmingham

if a sex wee is a wank
what's a sex poo

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everyone I know
goes away
in the end
and you could have it all
my empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

>>76535661
alri reviewbrah

>>76535597
For some jobs you'll have one to many of these

Round 1 - recruiter for a general view
Round 2- senior potential colleague to quiz you on culture and technical/workplace questions
Round 3- management interview, usually with a partner or some other senior role

etc

whenever i wipe my bum these days there's usually more blood on the paper than poo

fucking anal fissures won't heal because i keep pooing

>>76535685
nobody on /brit/ is important enough for that

>wake up
>grab my shoes from the fridge
>younger brother spilled mustard inside them
how do you deal with siblings

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You promised me everything
You promised me thick and thin
Now you just say "Oh, Romeo, yeah
you know I used to have a scene with him"

>>76535685
oh right
never had a job
wouldn't know

>>76535691
had a fair bit of blood earlier, feels bad

external arsehole is always a little bit moist
what do?

really wish i wasn't extremely hairy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goQXKo1EdCY

ah yes the noughties

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>>76535616
>when you forget, only for a split second, that you're spending all your free time chatting to british wankers but this brilliant posts reminds you of that beautiful fact

>>76535661
And misc discovered reviewbrah before 4chan ever heard of him

>>76535692
We're here

>>76535745
is misc even still active?

The 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's seem to have all separate, unique personalities, but these last 17 years seem to just be one big chunk of time that has no significant meaning.

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Ah yes, the UBI debate

>Imagine if you could just follow your dreams and not have to think about providing for yourself
>Robots are going to take all the jobs in five years tops so we have no choice
>There's literally no evidence that paying adults to do nothing and smoke weed will not inspire them to excellence

>>76535778
That's because they're your years

>>76535770
Yeah but it's split between old misc and fitmisc now

Fitmisc is still the main hub for janoy discussion

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what do you think tim's diet consists of
his fucked body is probably causes a lot of his mental issues

>>76535778
you only think that because of hindsight
i doubt people at the time perceived strict differences between decades the way we do

did someone in 1987 really think life in 1970 was all that different?

there's been huge changes in the world since 2000

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>>76535778
underageb&

>>76535787
Don't forget the 85% income tax on anyone making more than $15000 a year because otherwise it's completely impossible to fund such a moronic display of 21st century daydreaming

>>76535471
>sub 20 minute 5k
unironically doing cardio. If you're above 6´0 as you state, you must be lanky af

>>76535804
pickled onions

>>76535804
His legs are pretty huge desu, compared to most men his age they're seriously impressive

>>76535812
If you're lanky af you're very unlikely to be benching 140kg lad

>>76535778
There's been a massive shift in the last 17 years. The world is a completely different place. It'll probably be looked back on as the golden era of the internet before governments/companies ruined it.

hopefully getting out of this mental hospital on Wednesday
don't think I'm going to have a very good relationship with my parents in the future, cunts got me sectioned and put in this place

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>>76535819
only from supporting his ridiculously inflated gut
imagine the pressure it puts on all his internal organs, no wonder he sweats all the time

>>76535832
How are you posting from a mental hospital? Post pics

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>moronic display of 21st century daydreaming

Why are conservatives completely unable to fathom social progress?

>>76535832
what did they diagnose you with?

>>76535831
i think the golden age has already passed
probably ended around 2012 or so

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maid gf is required

>>76535857
In many respects, sure. In other ways it's barely changed at all. Imagine what it will be in 30 years.

>>76535726
this is unironically a good song

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eating some bacon

Seems like the youngsters these days are absolutely obsessed with Youtubers and e-celebs in general

>>76535809
tax revenue from individual workers is a fucking sham, and its a fraction of GDP. a large part of which comes from finance which literally creates money out of thin air and is taxed at around 15% in most jurisdictions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55Sko7rDdGM

Business idea: Nollywood
https://0x0.st/U6a.mp4

>>76535885
extremely dubious post

>>76535877
they've replaced hollywood actors in that respect

>>76535890
virus

rugby is the patricians sport for watching and playing
b-b-but muh poo banter
ah yes... having some dirty fun with your mates is bad

>>76535890
shant

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have no place in this world

Any community that gets its laughs by an ironic imitation of British lad culture will eventually be flooded by actual lads who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.

>>76535890
shall NOT be clicking on this link to be quite honest

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>>76535877
23 and watch esports and love youtube

>>76535914
what a truly lovely doggo that is

wish the germans won wwii desu lads

>>76535905
test cricket is the only sport worth mentioning

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>>76535847
4G iPad. Don't know if they're aware I have internet or not.
>>76535855
Depression and and anxiety, same shit I've known about for years. Tried all the pills people have given me and not a thing has made a notable difference

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>>76535898
you caught me

>>76535885
>comes from finance which literally creates money out of thin air
an economy is built out of the exchange of goods and services, the finance sector is built on people paying people to manage their money or investment projects
all services are built on payment for a need. it doesn't come from thin air

>>76535926
nazi

Will be absolutely FUMING if I'm part of the last generation of wageslavery and when I retire everyone gets UBI

>>76535933
very grim accoutrements

sort yourself out NHS

>>76535944
something on your mind lad?

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>>76535925
dogs are very lovely animals. Humans do not deserve them.

hate dogs
love cats

Got really drunk when I was 15 and locked my self in my room all day so my parents couldn't give me a face to face bollocking

Dad took the lock off the door that day and he hasn't put it back on 7 years later

>>76535933
oh shit lad, all hope you find something that works for you soon

>>76535966
rasheed

>>76535959
love dogs
simple as

>>76535966
>he does the rasheed post

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>>76535959

>>76535471
>all the spackers instantly trying to prove themselves

>>76535966
another victim of toxoplasmosis
funny that cat owners are literally, not figuratively, mentally ill

>>76535975
THIS

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>>76535970
>>76535971

>>76536001
kots are cute to look at but they're simply not good boys

>>76535998
rip donger

>>76535969
Probably will have to make a change now that I know I can be dragged back to this fucking hellhole if I show any difficulties again. Will probably just become very engrossed in my studies as a form of escapism or something.

>>76535939
derivatives

animal centrist here, love dogs as well as cats

>>76536021
quite problematic

>>76535998
haha not what i meant when i asked for a hotdog! glad hes okay though xx

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This is the most interesting gif of a cat that exists. They're such boring shit animals.

>>76536016
Sounds like a plan, perhaps throw in something you can enjoy too. There must be something that makes you happy, hobby wise.

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finished eating the bacon

>>76536020
wish i understood these more
watched inside job AND big short 2x each but still can't remember

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*blocks your path*

Some cats are shit but a good cat is a great pet

Got a good cat at the minute, she's 14 years old and very friendly

i love cats AND dogs

checkmate

really NEED a bacon cheeseburger right now *drools*

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walk??@??

>>76535998
More like a chilidog amiright?

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>>76536050
maths and the hard sciences taught me that im a brainlet

>>76536060
me too, don't see why it has to be one or the other.

probably never have a dog though because I can't be arsed with the upkeep.

>>76536068
foy

I like dogs if they're not inbred little yappy shits

really NEED a flipper pie right now *drools*

>>76536054
pics :3

Wishing I were there to heem you..

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>>76536098

Victorian Era woman using candle as makeshift dildo

>>76536042
A lot of what I enjoy is held back by anxiety. I'd love to start going to the gym, but people. Tried out kayaking and loved it, but again, that would require a club.
I have a few solitary things in mind though, so I suppose there has been a silver lining to these stressful few days. Might try to start fishing while the weather is good.

una vela jajajaa

>>76536118
is there anything hotter than fucking the sexually frustrated queen as a chamberboy?

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taking care of a doggo at this very second x

hero story: smashed some cunts window in tesco extra car park once cos it was fucking boiling and his doggo was getting very hot. he threatened to call the police and i smugly told him i'd already called them telling them what i was going to do and that they were on their way down now with one of the police dog trainer guys tagging along to see if the doggo needed emergency care

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if you're not doing math and science then you're wasting your life

start doing math and science

>tfw no slightly dominant, stern older gf

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>>76536124
>Tried out kayaking and loved it, but again, that would require a club.
feels good to be a leaf

>>76536020
?
that's just a tool of finance. it's a used in a way to reduce the risk of a portfolio or investment, which are constructed by financial managers
it's similar to gambling but done in the reverse to reduce speculation risk, doesn't come out of nowhere

>>76536152
welcome back from googling what those are

>>76536152
Big Risk: $1.2 Quadrillion Derivatives Market Dwarfs World GDP. One of the biggest risks to the world's financial health is the $1.2 quadrillion derivatives market. It's complex, it's unregulated, and it ought to be of concern to world leaders that its notional value is 20 times the size of the world economy.

fucking nightmare mate

>>76536152
alri egghead

would heem you without a second thought if I met you in person

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VxaE7y_7C0

>>76536158
lmao

think it's finally time for bed

night lads x

>>76536158
aha nah I'm watching tv
studied finance so I know what they are

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>>76536177
youre gonna scamper off with your 2 million bonus and hide in a gated community when the house of cards collapses and the world economy truly goes to shit? eh lad? fuck off twat

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*does this to you*

>>76536124
I'm not going to pretend to understand what you're going through lad because I can't imagine so I won't say 'just do it XD' or anything stupid like that, but I will say I genuinely hope you can sort yourself out, whatever it takes. I will say the worst case scenario with anything social isn't going to to be the end of the world, find the right frame of mind and don't allow negative situations define you.

>>76536177
need your bonuses taxed mate

trump's travel ban has been approved by the supreme court lads

>>76536174
don't let the bedbugs bite sweetie x

>>76536191
see >>76536190

>>76536201
*pushes glasses further up nose and smirks smugly*

ah yes, racism is alive and well I see

>>76536190
*brags your cock*
*sucks it so good you turn gay*
haha gay twat

business idea: take things people aren't using and give them to people who need those things

>>76536137
>0001
Hmmm

>>76536161
don't know what you mean by this
afaik derivatives are just instruments negotiated by two parties. one decides if the s&p 500 rises by 10% then they'll pay an extra 10% of whatever they agreed on
it diversifies a portfolio because it's dependant on a factor outside your actual investment

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>>76536214
don't know if banter or bent

>>76536220
periodically delete the contents of my camera after moving the old images to the 'top

>>76536201
wish he had included saudi the terrorist factory on the list
kind of pointless otherwise

business idea:
get rid of all the people who need things but have nothing other people need

>>76536186
yeah that's the plan

>>76536242
What camera you rocking?

business idea: rob both peter AND paul while keeping the profits from both muggings for myself

>>76536216
*likes it*

>>76536246
what like kill them? sounds a bit...
immoral

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>>76536257
it does sound that way

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>morals

no such thing!

>>76536186
good post

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Business idea: let someone else do it

>>76536275
Is (s)he jackin it?

what did they mayors office london mean by this?
https://youtu.be/Chzt_VoG6HM

might have become an alcoholic lads

>>76536286
yes, that's why she's vibrating

>>76536191
Well, thanks nonce. Seems like every time I come out of one of these tailspins another one is just over the horizon. I'll have to see whether they can drug me up properly this time, otherwise I'm not sure I can go on living such an unstable life.

>>76536292
oh hahaha thanks for explaining the joke mate, i didn't get it at first

>>76536295
Have you considered a daily vlog of your music and musings?

just applied to be a people greeter at walmart
don't think i'm cut out for it but you never know unless you try x

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>>76536251
unironically have absolutely no idea, I bought it in february 2013 for a holiday

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>>76536307
i was replying to myself

>>76536295
There's near endless things to try. I saw something about people with depression that microdose LSD on a daily basis, not enough to trip, but enough to make the world seem more beautiful.

>>76536311
mate I'm stuck in a fucking mental hospital. it's you people or nobody
I'm going to use this glorified chat room whether that irritates you or not

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>>76536330
What the FUCK man

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I HATE WRITING RESUMES/CVS

>>76536339
not annoyed really lad just wanted you to make some funny videos like tim

hope you get better though xx

>>76536323
Nikon D5100 maybe, that's what I have

you don't ACTUALLY own glasses do you, lad?

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>>76536330
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>76536363
wait I'm an idiot it says right on the other side, Nikon D3200

Got an employee self-assessment they want me to fill out before I can get reviewed for a raise.

Dunno what to write, I'm basically Jesus' second coming but I don't want to brag.

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>>76536380

>>76536370
need them but don't wear them

>>76536382
Don't understand how you can have a camera since 2013 and only now be noticing this.

>>76536382
That'll do it

>>76536385
You're probably like my second coming: weak, insubstantial, uninspired and forced

>>76536370
yeah
need them to see
(also they obfuscate the dark circles under my eyes)

>>76536394
Still not a fan of your work desu

>2013 was 4 years ago

>>76536410
I don't believe you can even get it up for a first.

>>76536404
Why would I pay any attention to the model after I purchased it? It's not something I actively admire every time I use it, it's just a camera to me

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>Still not a fan of your work desu

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>1977 was 50 years ago

>>76536422
I don't know.. It's not necessarily a comment on you, perhaps you're the normal one, I could tell the the brand an model of every electronic thing I own, that could just be my brand of autism or something.

>>76536453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHje9w7Ev4U

was watching this the other day and kept thinking about that desu

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>why yes m'lady
>I do unironically poorly draw my own 'doras

60s/70s Canada was the pinnacle of Anglo American civilization

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>Hitler was born almost 130 years ago
>still alive

when did /pol/ get those old meme flags back?

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>1988 was 31 years

>>76536474
couple weeks ago I think

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>>why yes m'lady
>>I do unironically poorly draw my own 'doras

>>76536473
Nazi magicks

the goal is a hapa gf

>>76536457
It's probably just because I have no reason to use it very often since I'm not especially into photography, but I did buy it over 4 years ago and remember doing a bunch of research before the purchase, the fucking lens was a ridiculous amount of money too

>>76536488
vietleaf what are you doing for canada's 175th anniversary celebrations?

>>76536498
move to lower mainland british columbia lad

>apply for a job
>5 stage interview process

oh fuck off

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>the goal is a hapa gf

[POWERFUL VID]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcxzIE4xxrI

>>76536509
Alright, probably doesn't warrant this level of scrutiny either way. Fair one lad.
>>76536513
Nazi magicks

>>76536531
what a snivelling little runtoid

Can finally do fucking weighted pullups and dips wahey

>>76536509
Is that the 18-200?

>>76536513
I've been feeling deathly ill, think I got alcohol poisoning

maybe i'll buy some fireworks or something but I don't think I'll be drinking for a good while

hate poms

simple as

Did you know that Hitler got a race change and assumed the identity of Martin Luther King as a way to get back at the white Americans who betrayed him?

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>>76536564
>think I got alcohol poisoning
did you drink snek?

>>76536549
Nikon 18-105, product of Thailand

Probably made in the sweatshop behind the internet cafe thailad works at desu

>>76536567
we dont hate you lot, that would be like hating your kid who has down syndrome.

Is this the average Ozzy high school?

https://youtu.be/sBzrzS1Ag_g

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>>76536570

>Just realised lunchtime started 10 minutes ago
fuck

>>76536570
I bet I can get someone on twitter to believe this

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THAIRAD DID U SREEP WITH RADYBOY RILE I WORK AT SWEATSHOP AGAIN?

>>76536588
that was filmed in the united states

Wish YouTube would stop paying money for views

Then it would move away from all the stupid vlogging e-celeb mongs and their fake boring drama and back to a place where people post funny clips to show their mates and the really good ones go viral

>>76536604
The bands from ozzystralia

>>76536588
our public high schools are worse than british ones

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>lunch was 12 hours ago

>>76536615
I know you fucking idiot but the video was clearly filmed in the US

the main character looks like a typical "white" yank

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gf who works as a maid is required

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>>76536635
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>76536588
>>76536604
it says a film by canada so...

>>76536605
yea its pretty sad what Youtube has become
I miss Newgrounds and all the flash vids and stuff with some actual effort.
these vlogs are just bottom of the barrel

cant decide if im really depressed or actually in a really good mood

>>76536605
It doesn't pay for views anymore I thought it started paying for time watchec.

>>76536649
ahh yes I, an Australian, would have never heard of tame impala, an Australian band, before some obese mongrel on the internet bought them to my attention.

jog on runt

>>76536663
>>76536669
SNAP

morning lads.
morning nonce.

>>76536617
mean leaf in /cum/ saying british accents aren't nice on girls :(

>>76536691
they're not unless it's RP

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the goal is london, ontario

>>76536649
do you know what that means

this talk of hapas and high school made me go look up the one hapa girl (half hong kong, half australian, no joke) from my old high school on facebook.
she is now dating the one guy from my school who i know for a fact browses /pol/.

>>76536691
can a yank or leaf please redpill me on /cum/ and the reason they don't post there instead

>>76536711
Is this a question?

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>>76536716
forgot pic

>>76536708
london is the (second, behind timmins) asshole of ontario

>>76536706
racist

>>76536721
it's unbelievably shit desu

free kekistan

>>76536727
yes
I don't think you know what "I was only pretending to be retarded" means

>>76536721
probably just want to see what banter looks like desu

>>76536588
>ywn be trevor in someone else's story

>>76536740
>>76536744
snap

>>76536740
what an ugly cunt

>>76536744
then what is hamilton?

my first gf was half chinese

>>76536721
I don't want to post in a thread that actively encourages Yanks to exist.

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>london, ontario

>>76536763
the penishole of ontario

>>76536708
Jelly of those huge suburbs desu

>>76536777
fuck off yank
suburbs are canker

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>>76536777
>he thinks those are huge suburbs

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Peterborough, Ontario is more ethnically British than Peterborough, UK

>>76536795
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough,_South_Australia

*blocks your path*

>>76536795
>liz up top
good lads

>talk to dad about canada
>he brings up how him and my mum almost moved there for work before I was born

I could have been a leaf lads

edmonton, canada is also more ethnically british than edmonton, london

although that's not saying much

>>76535778
The early 2000s in particular are distinct, though I think that outside the internet (where things peaked) it will probably go down as the absolute nadir of postmodernity.

>>76535807
>did someone in 1987 really think life in 1970 was all that different?
Yes. The late Mark Fisher wrote a lot about this and how the thing that stunned him wasn't how much the world had changed since the 80s, but how stagnant it was.

I should hunt down the article, it had a fun analogy about how if you asked people what they think of for "futuristic" music, they'd probably answer Kraftwerk like it's 1985 or something.

That said there is a more subtle distinction for the 2000s. The Blair Era was something palpable. I think the waves that were drowning us might just be receding.

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>>76536788
>>76536793
Better than the tiny UK shitboxes

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Can't decide if Brampton or Surrey is the asshole of Canada, they're both full of poos.

>>76536825
Dodged a bullet there

>>76536842
>>76536842
>>76536842
>>76536842

>>76536811
>South Australia
would prefer to live in canada

>>76536833
Surrey is worse

>>76536825
I lived in Canada for 3 years in my childhood. We could have stayed and I wish we did.

We lived in fucking Quebec though so fuck that shit.

>>76536721
canadians