Maids edition
/cum/
love single payer
HATE public health care delivery
simple as
>>76533740
what should i watch that is good that i should watch?
anime
>>76533753
500 Days of Summer
>>76533751
same. public healthcare is shit in comparison to private in terms of service
How unis are ranked
>Academic reputation (30%)
>Employer reputation (20%)
>Faculty/student ratio (15%)
>Citations per paper (10%) and papers per faculty (10%)
>Staff with a PhD (5%)
Unsurprisingly American unis are ranked the highest desu
i have been deceived
>>76533763
that is not good and i am not going to watch it
>>76533770
that's how they are ranked for a british source too lol
>>76533756
Is bad
>>76533787
Oh... Ok
THEY ALL KUFFAR
>>76533753
Pan's Labyrinth
>>76533791
its good
>>76533802
Good choice
>>76533802
overrated
So how many of you actually go to these top 10 world unis then if you're all arguing about it lol
lads gota fucking CHILL OUT
this is fucking graveyard hours not bantin hours
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1498059964587.webm
have a wank
skin is absolutely horrid, it was fine months ago
>>76533823
wrong
>>76533802
that is good bit i have already watched it
>>76533808
Belongs in the trash
the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChhWtcWPwvQ
>>76533753
master and comander
>>76533827
have you been using sun lotion?
>>76533826
can you post some cute lads too?
>>76533753
Shin Godzilla
>>76533836
bit harsh. why do you say that?
>>76533824
mine is ranked #1 for my degree
Any fellow passlads on tonight?
>>76533844
nah I haven't gotten sunburn
>>76533838
holy shit she is ugly
was pinging out my head off earlier lol
>>76533852
Anime encourage shitty life styles.
Just look at Japanese men.
>>76533824
I live next to the best public university in the world haha
Hmm...
love picking my nose
>>76533871
what uni?
>>76533865
...
well theirs your answer
>>76533882
UC Berkeley
>>76533882
york uni
>>76533871
Enjoying your holiday in America or can't wait to get back to Oxford?
i go to the most racist university in canada
>>76533870
like what?
>>76533873
but aren't Iran fighting ISIS
the holy grail of brap
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1498475883745.webm
The best university in the world is Stanford and anyone who says otherwise can fuck off.
>>76533916
Yes and they are allied with Assad who is also fighting ISIS
>>76533838
dunno why yanks are so arsed about immigunts
the majority of their ones are hardworking christians
the best university in the world is Solent and anyone who says otherwise can fuck off
the world is so cruel and harsh
literally no idea how normies deal with this
>>76533903
>as of 2014, roughly 85% of the Universities’ income comes from private sources
hmmm
>>76533926
I knew yanks were dumb but even I thought you'd be better at spelling Oxford than that
thoughts on blaxit lads? hopefully we can get a load of african americans to come to sheffield and enrich our city with vibrant music, food and culture
>>76533928
I thought Assad was the leader of ISIS tho
>>76533954
But you already have Alex Turner and the lads
>>76533954
what's nigger culture like in the uk
>>76533872
hmmmm
>people on this general are either NEET failures or go to a top 10 world uni, no inbetween
hmmmmm
>>76533976
Mew :3
>>76533972
all blacks in the UK act like the blacks in london who act like the blacks in america a bit
>>76533980
makes perfect sense if you think about it
who here /uni drop out/
>>76533980
But then we graduate and work at the call center
>>76533980
>NEET failures
heehhhh
>>76533995
mental
i like planes
i wish we still made our own planes
>>76533980
aha that's where you're wrong my friend
some of us went to a top 10 world uni and then dropped out so are now NEET failures
>>76534016
yank'd
>>76534027
this is not adult level fiction
>>76534008
me
haven't done anything with my life since then
>>76533980
sure there's other low level desk runts here
>>76534008
me in a few years prolly
starting uni in september and will not be disclosing where i'm going or what i'm doing because all the lads will make fun of me and i'm a sensitive boy
>>76534030
equally euro'd
although we make the wings, it's just not the same.
>>76533954
http://www.theroot.com/for-those-considering-blaxit-i-present-to-you-budapes-1796277680
>mfw blacks all move to one of the most racist countries in europe
>>76534016
The yanks are making the new concorde and they will probably call it the freedom air bus or something. Life isnt fair
>>76533980
mines top 50 tb honest
>>76534041
i was but then i got made redundant
>>76533980
went to an ex poly
>mum wants me to get a job
>no experience
>only a levels and gcses
oh no I'm going to have to do something shit like call centre work aren't I
>>76534054
Is it NYC to Paris?
>>76534047
I like russian planes
goodnight shite
ooh the depression's hitting me very hard today
ha
ha
>>76534054
they're calling it the "boom"
doing a read
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racial_Equality_Proposal
>depression
was met with applause when I screamed "goodnight alt-right" in the uc berkely dorms
How do you dress, lads?
>>76533954
>>76534049
didn't blaxit start as a /pol/ gimmick to try and make them move back to africa?
>>76534141
Like an autistic construction worker
>>76534141
cargo shorts
hawaiin shirt
sandals
>>76534141
like a slavic worker
>buttoned up black jacket
>light blue jeans
>brown belt
>big brown boots
>>76534081
>>76534107
https://boomsupersonic.com/
absolutely shit name tbqh. but i do look forward to seeing them, maybe travelling on one some day. i'm just grateful supersonic air travel is coming back. concorde was safe, it was just never cost efficient.
>>76534141
in black
>>76534141
White button up
Charcoal slacks
Black belt
Purple tie
Black shoes
hahahaha hey lads!!
>>76534152
yeah but now they all want to move to europe and canada lol
The proverbial gf
>>76534191
really makes you think
>>76534194
v cute
what's her ethnicity
>>76534141
>addidas sambas
>union jack socks
>h&m skinny-ish/slim jeans
>plain-ish t shirts from primark
that's for everyday stuff lately, try to keep it basic
>>76534183
Hello nigger
>>76534141
people randomly try and talk to me about rock or metal
i think it's 95% of the reason it took them so long to realize i'm autistic.
>>76534228
at some point, this becomes hate speech. janny's on his way, shithead.
>>76534214
Dunno tbqh
Might wank my penis
>>76533740
VERY good edition
And just because he's human,
a man would like a little bite to eat,
he wants no bull and a lot of talk,
that gives no bread and meat.
So left, two, three!
So left, two three!
To the work that we must do.
March on in the workers' united front,
for you are a worker too!
>>76534191
state of /pol/
also state of black people considering that rather than go live with their "brothers" they unironically choose to go to even whiter countries. it does prove more than anything that despite all this "muh african heritage, look at this headdress i bought, look at this dashiki, ya'll white ppl wouldn't understand MY culture" bollocks they are culturally western to the bone
>>76534252
tried to for an hour
couldn't get off, just ended up sweaty
I literally cannot tell which are /pol/ troll accounts and white are actual black nationalists.
>>76534141
Summin smells off in me gayraj
Me finks summin died maybe a cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lha4S-VSgrw
>this triggers the rorke
>>76534281
>just ended up sweaty
Can I have a sniff
>>76534289
is the bloke taking the picture giving her the finger? is that why they censored it
>>76534289
is this like the thai version of a geisha
>>76534310
*shoves your face in my armpits*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wjMmeNS9wA
love wanking over slags on snapchat and instagram
>>76534320
*cums*
>>76534301
Contrarians/paid shills/leftypol/reddit aside, I have no idea how anyone could have the slightest enthusiasm or support for Jeremy Corbyn. He looks like a disgusting kike who belongs in an A Wyatt Mann cartoon. At least Merkel can use her gender in her favour and Trudeau can use his dad's name, but this cunt has literally nothing going for him. And seeing as this cretin is just a hair away from governing Britain is truly fucked.
>>76534336
Link me some
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu0_judda5w
love BG kumbi
>>76534346
lol jeremy corbyn is nowwhere near governing britain
>>76534313
if you like
>>76534317
It's just a form of traditional Thai dress, although the crown denotes some kind of royal connotation but the white face/ makeup is because she's trying to be a spoopy ghost.
iirc it was a promotion for a movie or something weird, she'd just sit on the train in silence all day freaking people out.
>>76534352
doxxable information
>americans don't have any culture
uhhhh........... sweaty............... http://www.wikihow.com/Do-Tricks-with-Your-Fuzzy-Magic-Worm
>>76534301
*bangs the table in disgust*
this would NOT be happening in a FREE KEKISTAN
>>76534384
>Do-Tricks-with-Your-Fuzzy-Magic-Worm
>>76534346
corbyn is daddy
>kek (2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAjrFIqKUDs
>>76534403
post kek and kek (1)
>>76534354
his humour is so many levels above what most people can even understand
>corbyn isn't working cla-
Oh...
>>76534431
I don't have them, named this file before the whole praise kek thing.
>>76534326
interesting how much the nazis liked to portray themselves as the saviours of europe
not hard to see how so many ex-nazis/wehrmacht personnel wound up in west germany's army and nato after ww2; same eastern bolshevik foe, just dropped the "judeo-bolshevik" part for vague gestures about "democracy" and "freedom". waffen-ss veterans like paul hausser portrayed the ss as a predecessor to nato
>>76534446
He's an upper class posh boy who went to an elite grammar school and only got 2 E's at A level
>>76534471
>only got 2 E's at A level
state. karl pilkington tier
Feel like pure shit just want her back
>>76534448
Are you a proud citizen of kekistan xD
>>76534488
yeh
how do you know if a girl likes you as more than a friend lads?
>>76534498
if you take your willy out, she won't get mad.
>>76534346
Because he goes outside the narrative of what's "supposed" to be happening in politics.
He's like Trump if Trump wasn't funny, in that things that should have killed the career of any other political automaton just bounce off him.
He went into an election set for a 1983 style arse kicking and came out of it a few Scottish seats away from a chance at power.
Also he's slightly charmingly autistic. Like when Owen Jones tried to politely coup him and give him a purely ceremonial post in the party of "President", Corbyn just went "I can't become president of the Labour party because that position doesn't exist. Would you like some tea?"
>>76534498
try to put your penis inside her, if she objects then she might just see you as a friend.
Dropping a load of LSD lads
>>76534440
dunno about that but hes extremely funny and clever
taking a positively r a n c i d shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFh688WS0n0
Am I doomed to inceldom?
>>76534510
Read a story about how he once offered to make another MP a cup of tea, spent ages doing it and then at the end just drunk the cup himself
>>76534548
looking good lad
imagine being 40 and living in thailand but spending all of your time on 4chan
How do i make myself not jealous? Shagged a co-worker and she seems the type to flirt with lots of blokes
not even trying to date her, but we all go out together and dont want to look like an obsessive twat when she inevitably gets chatted up by some guy
>>76534553
he was probably a blairite anyway
>>76534568
Imagine moving from Canada to Vietnam and spending your first few weeks posting here
>>76534548
The better question is am I ?
>>76534571
FONT/FOY
feel like utter shit just want him back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U5R6ka4nlc
japs are scum, can't believe there are legions of autists who think japan is the greatest country in the world
>>76534605
banter
post pics of yourself
Corbyn is literally Hitler
http://www.strawpoll.me/13295163
http://www.strawpoll.me/13295163
http://www.strawpoll.me/13295163
http://www.strawpoll.me/13295163
vital poll
Screen just went orange
>>76534632
never read either of those
>>76534498
Ask them
>>76534614
there's loads here and they seem sound.
>>76534648
it's a film you wastrel
>>76534632
overrated boring film
>>76534671
get absolutely fucked you little cunt
>>76534671
I bet you enjoy the films of Wes Anderson.
>>76534684
delete this
why the fuck did i agree to work in a call centre full time doing outbound sales calls
what film should i watch lads?
needs to be 2015 or later and in HD on gomovies/yesmovies/similar websites
>>76534706
vocaroo your script lad
>>76534699
never seen one, never heard of him until now
>>76534720
Sicario
/brit/ is broke busted and disgusted
are riley
>>76534720
hell or high water
prisoners
>>76534723
would get me terminated thailad. not even allowed to have my phone out on the sales floor and you couldn't even begin to use something like snipping tool on the computers
>>76534720
dunno here's a list on a website with loads of HD recent releases and they all look shit
http://www.streamlord.com/
>>76534720
https://www.reddit.com/r/fullmoviesongoogle/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fullmoviesonvimeo/
>reading lists of most evil people in history
>muhammad not on any of them
???
>>76534767
I mean like, you're at home now, right.. show us how you start a call.
"Hello my name is Leaf from Bussiness ideas LTD, I'm wondering if I could sell you some double glazed windows"
>>76534771
I think the featured part of this website is basically just what i was looking for, cheers lad
>>76534805
>>76534614
This, thank God we neutered them with the power of nuclear fission
the gf
TIL about the "vinegar" at the Chip Palaces
https://youtu.be/642x2Y3Zla0
>>76534834
it's weird because it used to be the other way around
chippies used to have real vinegar and households had the fake stuff
is thailad a nonce?
>>76534825
Gas the huns
>>76534834
turkish cunt in the chip shop shortchanged me £1 a few weeks ago
thinking about dobbing him because i reckon he does this
>>76534837
If you can't get laid here it's not just going to magically happen in another country
told my girl about thailad
lads can I still get one of them certificates of irish heritage if my family are from northern ireland?
>>76534846
He said it tastes/looks a little different than the real stuff
Whats the diff?
>>76534852
>>76534889
the fake stuff isn't as strong I think
that's about it
>>76534886
kek
>>76534901
wtf I hate magic 8 balls now
don't like how programs are being calls "apps" now
fucking normies, fuck off
>>76534937
>now
You fall asleep in 2008 and just wake up?
>>76534796
alri ill give you the presentation.
btw i made 315 outbound sales calls and zero (0) people bit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mjpAA8dmPX (lost the sleeve for my mic so it sounds rough)
real yank hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
>>76534952
I wish I did... I haven't slept a full night in 13 years..
do i buy crypto currency or not
im a nocoiner
gonna need thailads opinion
>>76534887
yeah if they were there before the partition of the free state you can
>>76534937
I always thought the new generation and blow our generation of I.T professionals out of the water, but they're all raised on touch screen 'just werkz' bollocks and most likely haven't paid any attention to how they work.
*raises a clenched fist*
>>76534965
literally can't describe how much i hate this song
>>76534448
post the one holding the pepe
>>76534980
Woah easy bro
We don't want any trouble
>>76534980
*cuffs you to a lamp post*
hurting now lads. really need thailad to list his favourite shakira songs.
can't wait for
>game of thrones
>tour de france
>football season to start again
>the ashes
HATE waiting for shit
Sargon of Akkad is the single best argument against centrism I've seen.
aisha looks the kind of girl that you would be attracted to at first but when it came down to it i reckon any good honest man would be hard pressed to serve her up a stiffy, she is very thin,too thin almost requiring medical intervention kind of thin
>>76535019
>>76534959
>he actually did it
top lad, you sound good like one of them people from the telly.
>i made 315 outbound sales calls and zero (0) people bit
wew tho
>>76534971
I'm not following it but I believe it's falling rn, if it hits what you consider to be a big low then might be worth a punt.
>>76535014
Agree with all of that except The Ashes
nearly sharted earlier lads
>game of thrones
>>76534837
yeh well easy i do it every day
We've lost lads, the yanks have beaten us to it. Should have voted Corbyn.
>>76535041
>tfw calling the continental 48 states
>tfw southern receptionists like it when i call them ma'am
>tfw hispanic business owners "no hablo engles"
>tfw black people dont own any businesses anywhere in the usa
its eye opening
>>76535075
Don't feed autismo yank
>>76535067
Not liking GoT is fedora you moron
>>76535019
He calls himself a centrist but supports the alt-right
>>76535061
good lad
>>76535092
He calls himself a centrist but supports the welfare state.
Does anyone know any good (comfy?) underwater exploration channels on youtube?
https://twitter.com/newyorkyearzero/status/879010844335407104
Muslim here, with a message for you Islamophobic people.
The West created this mess.
It was you who divided up the land.
It was you who put in the puppet governments.
It was you who built the oil wells on Muslim holy lands.
It was you who allowed the Jews to exterminate and enslave the Palestinians.
It was you who played geopolitical games with Iraq and Iran during their war.
It was you who gave Saddam chemical weapons.
It was you who caused the Ayatollah to come into power in Iran.
It was you who created the Mujaheddin, Osama Bin Laden, and Al Qaeda.
It was you who killed 1 million children with your economic sanctions on Iraq.
It was you who, with your gluttonous oil consumption, gave power to Saudi Arabia and turned a blind eye to their funding of Wahhabi extremism.
It was you who abused the Arab world so much that they felt they had to attack your soil on 9/11.
It was you who started an endless massacre across all of Afghanistan in retaliation against a small group that lived there.
It was you who invaded Iraq unprovoked, destroyed it's infrastructure, massacred it's people, and left it in shambles in your wake.
It was you who covertly ignited civil wars in Libya and Syria because it suited your geopolitical interests, only to let the bloodbaths stagnate when your goals failed.
It was you who not only caused ISIS to exist, but allowed them to grow like a cancer unchecked.
It was you who destroyed the lives of millions of Arabs and forced them to leave their homeland.
You are the cause of all of this. Still you go ahead and blame us for all these tragic incidents. I'm not easily triggered but shit like this makes me really mad.
jews btfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0wHzx2ymFk&t=334s
>>76535123
Like cave diving?
>>76535118
He also voted Tory who are against the welfare state
>>76535129
The blame game is a game nobody wins my friend.
>>76535079
>Next call: Texas *puts on cowboy hat* Howdy parner..
>Next call: Detroit *puts on dew rag* Ay yo, wad it is cuz..
I'm imagining you have a lot of hats :3
>>76535129
t. wog from lelbourne
>>76535118
sounds familiar
>>76535139
That's centrism for you.
>>76535136
Yeah or sunken ships or underwater man made structures
yanks if you could replace one yank sport with one sport popular in the rest of the world what would it be and why?
I would replace both kinds of rugby with ice hockey if I had to swap a sport popular here with a yank sport
>>76535142
talked to one black person on the phone and he was rude. wasnt detroit, actually san fransisco which is only 6% black. perhaps he commutes from oakland.
>>76535178
>Hockey
>Yank sport
>watch some videos of alt right 'personalities'
>see some slut that used to do boxxy parodies and was a massive attention whore on uni chan
Fucking laughable. Could probably heem all the 'males' in the videos too.
>>76535178
fuck sake i grew up playing rugby and not ice hockey, im a wing and dont have the ankles for hockey desu
>>76533740
post maids in cute uniforms
>>76535162
This guy has ok stuff
https://youtu.be/5zTO7CyirkY
The is the average job interview in America.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa_nsyyFDeY [Embed]
The winner of the dance gets a job in the company.
>>76535178
Baseball with soccer
>>76535208
snow yanks are yanks too sweaty
business idea: curling
>>76535229
Didgeridon't call me that Yank-down-under.
>>76535208
when was the last time a canadian team won the hockey cup thing?
>>76534959
I wish I had a neutral, clear, accent like you.
I have the most stereotypical old fashioned Canadian hick accent, I have the pronunciation of an 80 year old man from bumfuck Manitoba. While I try to suppress it, a lot of times I forget.
>>76535194
dear me, never mind.. are you on a commission?
>>76535178
Handegg with the ol ruggers
I loved the B&IL v NZ game the other day
We have a 'national team' but it's just amateurs/Uni guys
>>76535229
Australians are unironically more like americans than canadians.
just messaged aisha on facebook telling her how much i love her lads
>>76535134
ah yes, shall be taking this seriously
>>76535261
objectively incorrect from all aspects
>>76535250
They're all Canadian teams.
The N in NHL is Canada. It's our League. Most of the players are Canadian.
Yanks are just there to give us money.
where did the twitter commieslagposting come from?
the only people that watch rugby in the UK are the worst kind of people going
they're not just posh twats because normal posh twats watch cricket. They're the sort of posh twat that thinks it's 'great banter' to eat each others shit, drink each others piss and always get naked with the lads
biggest bunch of posh gay twats in the world, all rugby fans should literally be executed and the country would improve drastically
>>76535220
ty m8
>>76535298
there is literally nothing wrong with being posh
>>76535298
what about league
>>76535305
De nada
>watching sports that aren't female tennis
nah fuck off
>>76535298
rude
>>76535298
Sounds like handy fans desu
>>76535309
didn't say there was anything wrong with being posh, there's plenty of alright posh lads but you can tell they're alright because they like cricket and not rugby
>>76535321
literally never encountered anyone who watches it
>>76535288
Uni professors convincing slags to convince betas to larp as commies. Someone snuck one in here
right is aisha's dad. but is left aisha? cant tell
>>76535343
so it's a /brit/ thing not /epl/ or anything?
>>76535298
rugbys a good sport
sorry you're too poor to play a sport requiring a) a ball b) boots
>>76535254
a couple of dollars above minimum wage plus 20 dollars for every confirmed lead i generate. the general conversion rate is 1/3 so if i generate 25 leads a week i should be expecting to take in about 150 a week in commission
>>76535253
where are you from? everyone i know has the "general american" accent except perhaps when they say 'eh?'. montreal here.
>>76535360
i don't post on /sp/ so I dunno
>>76535360
Defo /brit/ the spee lads aren't retarded enough to have commiefus
>>76535365
good luck based leaf
>>76535364
seems like i hit a nerve there you shit eating, piss drinking twat
doing a poo
>>76535360
>browsing /sp/ in 2017
Why would anyone do this? Boggles the mind.
>>76535365
grew up in brockville, arnprior, and now live in a small town called douglas just outside renfrew.
>>76535396
but i don't do that stuff? that's like uni rugby soc stuff
admittedly that is a bit of a thing but it's mainly just upper middle class patricians who watch mate. Enjoy your ballkick with the scum
>>76535426
out of all of those places ive only ever heard of brockville and thats because its on the st lawrence. have you ever been discriminated by people in toronto or a bigger city like kingston because of your accent?
>>76535466
Arnprior and Renfrew are in the Ottawa Valley.
I've had people tell me I sound like a hick or a newfie, not as much in Kingston though seeing as pretty much everyone there is from small towns so they're used to it. It's just kind of embarrasing because I feel like I sound uneducated.
>>76535298
strange because it's very working class here in wales