cozy edition
No canadians allowed
going to take a shower and then brace myself for tomorrow: yet another day of children hurling punches and biting me and having to explain it's not okay
>be Texas
>get CALI'd
but what if I'm a qt
>Dallas
Fuck Dallas.
Whom'st is the gay rainbow flag anon
1-4 Whiskey
5-8 Vodka
9, 0 Mix them together into an ungodly concoction and drink it straight
>>76531791
Do you have to give personal info?
>>76531753
Want to invade England for again, lads.
>Go downtown today
>Every panhandler is Californian
lmao
>according to the US census bureau I'm technically in the NYC metropolitan area
wtf are oyster and I brothers?
im tired
>see random farmboy kneeling for some reason
>get closer
>he's worshipping a piece of corn in the middle of the street
>be Californian
>move to big cities around the county
>become homeless and live in tent colonies with fellow Californians
>still don't go back to California
>>76531856
Of course you're different. You're always welcome, based Iro
Saw a fat lady take a picture of the "Real Estate Investor Seeks Trainee" sign by the road
lol
>>76531839
The travelling kids move from California to NY, or NOLA every summer. Takes a while.
>be Californian
>die of dehydration
If any of ya'll are fat I want you to seek help please.
>>76531884
old outdated meme
>be Californian
>accidentally flush twice
>cops come and shoot you
>>76531883
wow the latest TF2 update nerfed your class hard bro. i can clearly tell it's you
the grandma bought me a fidget spinner
considering trying to see if I can balance it on my erect penis
>>76531869
It's like a reverse Grapes of Wrath
>>76531866
Bet you've never participated in a cornhole competition cityboy faggot
>>76531879
THANKS SENPAI!!! Based Cusco and I are sisters 4 life!
The rainbow is the symbol of God's covenant with the earth after the great flood
>>76531901
uhhh
>cornhole competition
what is that, where people get in a circle and shove corn up their butts?
Homosexuality is degenerate and degeneracy is bad.
i'll make an appointment tmr
>be Californian
>shower for six minutes instead of the designated five
>cops come and shoot you
>>76531901
She was probably just trying to keep you from throwing an autism rage
You got me where it hurts but I don't really care cause I Know I'm ok whenever you are there you take me to a place I always wanna go you always make me high whenever I am low
what happens here
>be Californian
>wash your hands for 21 seconds instead of the designated 20
>cops come and shoot you
>>76531915
Uncultured swine
update your memes, fools
we got a shit ton of rain over winter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxkezvGwI20
>be Californian
>get an extra centimeter of rain
>"DROUGHT'S OVER, DUDES"
>be Californian
>spit on the sidewalk
>cops come and shoot you
>>76531950
oh, you mean bean bag toss
what kind of cornchucker name is cornhole
>>76531955
uhhh
global warming doesn't just go away, you should really move north while you can
Should I buy this lunch tote? only 15 bucks at Canadian Tire
>>76531992
b m.ai gf
>>76531992
nice purse ya homo
>tire
BURGER'D
>>76531940
>Massachusetts has 0 (0) red counties
What's it like there
>>76532001
If you're ok with me being 4'3 and covered in coarse body hair
>>76531978
>bean bag toss
California really is fuckin lame
I'm a midget and have hypertrichosis.
>>76532024
blue daboodee daboodaa
>>76532028
it's ok we don't have to meet irl
>>76532040
that's my gimmick you fucker
who else is excited for work tomorrow?
>>76532066
Wrong. I'm shorter and hairier than you.
>>76532069
I'm a NEET
>>76532069
>get to spend 8 hours with my overweight, socially awkward boss breathe out of her mouth
Not me
>>76532069
Excited for not having to work and instead inspecting my shitbox's suspension
>>76532052
But we only live like 12 subway stops away from each other
I unironically choke up hearing the anthem buds
>>76532081
That file name is racist. Are you a racist?
>>76532069
I don't have work tomorrow
I dont enjoy being a NEET
>>76532077
hows that going for you?
>>76532084
whats wrong with it?
>>76532069
it's one day closer to the weekend
>>76532085
uhhh
When the South rises again first thing I'm doing is killing all the Californians in my city.
>>76532069
I'm not excited but I'm not dreading it because hating your job just makes life worse.
start drinking y/n?
i could go for some drunk exercise right now.
sometimes I imagine that I'm replying to females and that youre all my female friends
>>76531753
You are not noticing this girl's freakishly long legs
>>76532056
suh
>>76532092
I cherry pick my hate
>>76532107
Very good
>>76532124
What's your snapchat btw
>texas
>part of dixie
>dixie ever rising out of their motorized rascals and overthrowing the government
LMAO
>>76532151
Black women are not attractive.
>>76532162
Well here's some more
>>76532143
I just imagine this is a sausage fest of some sort and the girls have short hair and dress like little boys
Thinking Bucks's autism is spreading to me
>>76532143
*fucks chad and blames you for neglecting me*
maritimes will rise again
>>76532156
UHHH
>>76532107
Not sure but whenever I go over bumps my front axle starts kathunking loud as hell
I think one of the springs might need to be replaced but I'm going to give it a more thorough turnover tomorrow anyways
>>76532157
>State who was an independent country for three weeks talking shit about a state independent for nine years
>>76532203
I don't care who you have sex with, we're just friends sis
>>76531821
No except phone number for verification
get my chinchilla out to play yes/no
>>76532219
as soon as yall rise above your opioid addiction :(
I want Texas and California to go to war so we can shut them up for good.
>>76532240
and we were eager to join the union, stupid
>>76532245
*phusically assaults you*
what the fuck are these flyovers trying to communicate
>>76532259
Cuckold state t b h
>>76532257
y r u so edgy? take a chill pill dag
>>76532281
literally the birthplace of our naysh naysh ty vm
>>76532274
pls dont use big words
>>76532240
sounds like a strut/struts
>>76532251
the weak must die regardless of race or social value
t. had opioid addicted mother
>>76532289
t. communiust
a GAY communist, I might add
>>76532298
I despise California, Bucks.
aaa
>I despise California
>>76532309
it hurts me you would believe such a thing, but if your own mother suffered and that couldn't turn your heart, my arguments are futile.
>>76532323
uhhh
Just made another manlet thread on /fit/.
I like California
>>76532334
good man
phusically phusically phusically fit
respond to me... please
>>76532312
that can't be the only explanation to the edge >>76532334
what's your game
Toronto is pretty cool
>>76532347
Good. California is the only redeemable state
>>76532363
Manlets need to learn their place
>>76532356
here you go bud
Georgian here, just dropping in to say that race mixing with niggers, spics, or any variety of gook is wrong.
Manlets are cute
>>76532308
Ah yes, a part I don't have money for
Brilliant
>>76532310
Statistically speaking you're more likely to be a gay communist
It's even funnier since I'm a bicycle and not even remotely a gommie
>>76532374
As someone who posted on misc for a while, I have never understood that statement. We are reminded all our lives of our stature. we 'know' our place but we will not balk from a lanklet. we will never yield to your kind. when I look into your belly button, I understand why I must fight
I really, really like anime.
>>76532402
lol
https://youtu.be/N-mTb1YRzBA
>Im not gay, I just have a boyfriend
>>76531830
>La race Normand est la race des maîtres
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>76532382
well i am stand before you georgia
hello
>>76532416
It's called prison gay, I heard it's quite the trend among /pol/acks.
Won't even respond to that post
>I'm not gay, I just have nobody
>>76532382
When will Atlanta grow so big that it will make rural voters irrelevant?
>>76532436
shit, so it's like schillinger's Aryan gang in oz?
had a crush on this short girl at my Uni
naturally I didnt talk to her
>>76532329
>implying im not being hyperbolic
I'm sure she had bigger problems (I'm adopted)
But if people know the risks and do it anyways -- like people typically do these days -- I don't really have much sympathy for them. And a lot of people suffer because they don't want to get better anyways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ctOfRy3qyE
>>76532463
classic feel
BEEBOOMEEPOOBAAAAA
>>76532449
5'9'> girls are objective the best.
>>76532449
>tfw your gf is a 6 foot blonde Russian who loves your white cock and hates jews and niggers
I never have time to play vidya anymore
>>76532474
uhh
seriously, why do you take these names
>>76532463
hÉ™
>>76532449
"Wh-why is my son a manlet ;_;" The List
>>76532496
You wouldn'g get it
>>76532449
short girls have weird bodies and too big of heads
If only.
>>76532454
nice kot
>>76532487
>tfw your gf is almost a foot shorter than you
>tfw no gf
>>76532449
Women below 5'10" aren't even worth considering.
>>76532521
try me
>>76532453
face me lanklet. I want you to see the crown of my head as I stand before thee.
>>76532468
I partly understand, but many of these people were prescribed opioid meds, and it altered their neurochemistry forever. You have to understand what it does. I forget what neurodisease taught me word-for-word, but basically opioid addiction changes you so your brain prioritizes opioids on the same level as food and water. That's why those people are so absolutely soulless. They are acting on the most primitive level of what they perceive as survival
However, I do understand you and agree to some degree. The first step to changing is to actually want change, and many of these people don't want to change. You are absolutely right. The way I see it though, the damage and alterations in their mind are so egregious, many cannot desire true change.
Again, remember I am a very sheltered person who rarely meets addicts. I have had someone stab me in the back from desperation + mental disorder and I was able to help them recover, but that stuff wasn't that bad compared to opioids, so you prolly know more
>tfw manlet
>tfw my bf is shorter than me
>>76532585
I was talking about the racemixing post
>gay AND a manlet
had a math teacher who was 4'11'' in grade 11, a little odd. any shorter would of been creepy. once her nipples got hard in class and her shirt was kinda see through.
got a 97 in her class lol.
>>76532520
Only manlets like tall women and it's because they want to give their sons a better lot than them.
Everyone knows this, use google.
MY AR IS MADE OF ALUMINUM NOT POLYMER
REEEEEEEE
I'm guy who's 5'5 AMA
>Californian AND alone
>>76532521
please respond
>>76532616
how's the weather down there?
>>76532592
o-oh. t-thanks my civic nationalist nordic rine backer friend
>>76532616
pshh 5'3"-5'4" here ama
>>76532631
Cloudy with a Chance of meatballs
>>76532586
Cute
>>76532618
whats california like?
>>76532606
>use google
You're already part of the botnet. I'll pray for you.
>>76532592
kys niggerlover
>>76532618
>>76532606
Stop copying my local flag you shit. then people report me for proxying.
NEED a cute mestiza gf
>>76532641
its very hot
>>76532634
Hello fellow Uber Manlet
>>76532634
Not even the right position
>>76532616
>>76532634
Why are you so small?
>>76532659
me in ur butt is hot
>>76532646
>niggerlover
Have said many times that blacks are not attractive.
>>76532654
ewww mixed mongrel blooded untermensch
>>76532672
>>76532663
Genetics, my dad is the same height and my mom is shorter
>tfw 6'2" built like a brick shithouse
is /cum/ the most racist general?
>>76532688
we are actually really incluisive here
>>76532688
no, but i have no argument to back it up
i was in a house with this asian girl one year, and she was talking about her and her friends when the go out clubbing. she said if a guys is over 5'11'', they didn't care what he looked like lol. tfw 6'1''
she was talking to me and this other india guy roommate, he was like 5'4'' lol.
she had a boyfriend haha. /blog
>>76532704
No one will make fun of me for being a CHI?
>>76532704
>we
Don't associate yourself with me, brown eyed mongrel.
>>76532661
Hallo kamaraden. Wir mussen die lanken halten. Sie sind eine grosse problem zu ihren frauen haben.
>>76532662
wtf that's what you told us u were
i don't even know what a line backer does
>>76532663
manlet blood courses in my veins
proud dwarf desu
>>76532686
why do you want to be built like a port a potty
I am racist AMA
>>76532719
do you spend time thinking up bad posts?
>>76532639
He's pretty qt
>>76532641
Hot, smells, people will be either nice, superficial, or a total bitch
Neat nature but that's not very redeeming in the end
>>76532649
am murder
>>76532688
Nah
>>76532725
>wtf that's what you told us u were
Wrong
>>76532721
We will.
But also half of /cum/ is CHi, i wish i was joking.
>>76532688
Yes, sexist, too btw
The legalization of gay marriage was worse than 9/11
>>76532719
so stupid. like how women think having a massive ass makes them a 10 automatically.
>>76532605
same but she was a pinoy and old and unactractive
>>76532585
>damage and alterations in their mind are so egregious, many cannot desire true change.
Ah yeah, forgot about that. I think the same, but I don't think much can be done about it either.
Some small hospital I went to has a doctor who takes people off prescriptions but leaves them on more important ones to see what they actually need to stay on, that might help a bit
>>76532730
yes.
i keep posting for you specifically.
>>76532737
so what were ya then
Just dropping in to say that Alt-right civic nationalists are no better than gay jewish communists :)
>>76532725
i wouldn't expect you to understand
CHI's should be put in gas chambers
>>76532768
Good la
>>76532719
That seems advantageous if you're into incestuous daddy play.
eventually ill have all your images filtered
>>76532764
Wide receiver
Another walk about, after dark
It's my point of view
If someone could break your neck
Coming up behind you always coming and you'd never have a clue
>>76532748
Will the Supreme Court overturn gay marriage?
>>76532776
what now bitch?
>>76532806
No but I can dream
it got really stormy all of a sudden
>>76532783
fuck, so you were a ride reciever
>>76532770
no. i would not understand wanting to be built like an immobile lavatory
>>76532756
did your mother recover? im sorry you had to go through that
>>76532790
>>76532827
Oh great sex gods of /cum/, how do I get black chicks to like me? Is it different from white girls?
>>76532834
is this an elf?
>>76532840
give them drugs
>>76532840
>black girls
Gross
Me on the left (the one smiling).
99% of this world needs to be gassed. Nigger loving, race mixing, jew tolerating, desert cult integrating, it needs to die.
>>76532839
i know it's supposed to mock azns but whitey ain't lookin so great in that fucking kung lao hat lol
>>76532851
Yes
@ 18:53:25
>>76532827
idk i was 8 months when i was taken away
probably not
Black people are good people
>>76532866
A nuclear apocalypse sounds preferably better than today's society, a fate worse than death awaits us
>18
>>76532822
Why are leafs so musically talented?
>>76532896
I'd rather die in a nuclear hell storm than be surrounded by this progressive jew world any longer
>[email protected]
>>76532921
I agree wholeheartedly
>>76532919
french genetics
>grimes
>talented
Probably gonna drink some cold ones tonight
>>76532943
>French genetics
>romans
>gauls
>Franks
>Jutes
>goths
>Saxons
>frisians
>Normans (Norwegians and Danes)
>med scum in the shitty southern bits
Pick one.
i have no cold ones but i have some tennessee
>>76532946
She's no Led Zeppelin but for a pop artist her stuff is top notch.
>>76532965
i've been cutting back to drinking only on the weekends
>>76532975
Southern France is the best France
>She's no Led Zeppelin but for a pop artist her stuff is top notch
>>76532986
drinking is haram
>>76532946
Imagine actually thinking Grimes is not talented. How is it even possible to be that delusional?
>>76532982
>Led Zeppelin
>>76532991
Yeah if you like mixed mongrel shit skins
OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS 3.0
/CUM/ SLEEPOVER THEMED
0- me, sinaloa, caraposter
WOULD LET SLEEP IN YOUR BED WHILE YOU SLEEP ON THE COUCH GAP
1-henrico, virginia
2-oyster gay
3- ravioly county
WOULD MAKE BREAKFAST FOR THEM IN THE MORNING GAP
4- huntsville alabama
5- whatcom county canada
6- lane county oregon
AIR MATTRESS GAP
7 clack my ass
8-cucks county
9-denmark
SLEEP ON THE BACKYARD WHEN IS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE GAP
9000-canadians
9001- cara is bald poster
SLEEP ON THE BACKYARD WHEN IS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE AND IS DENGUE SEASON GAP
90000001- my wife left me sinaloa poster
SLEEP ON THE BACKYARD WHEN IS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE, IS DENGUE SEASON AND IS NEW YEARS EVE SO THERE IS CELEBRATORY GUNFIRE GAP
9000000000000001- the fucking idiot who reported my thread
>local power station owned by Chubu Electric
gets the noodles frying
>>76533008
you're haram
wrong
>>76532975
exactly
best of everything don't forget
>madagascarian
>west african
>native american
>forgetting the best poster
>>76533013
sometimes you just have to be humbled to come back even stronger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylkOAtifuJ0
>>76533038
>best
>African
I literally vomited. Please kill yourself nigger lover.
>>76533013
Autism.
>>76533012
>>76533040
if you're not being mentioned you're doing it right
>>76533013
Forgot me ya dinglebingle
>>76533075
jealous becausse you are not on it.
Hey /cum/ lemme see your kiddos.
>>76533090
I didn't even read it.
>>76533013
Autism
>>76533077
Don't be mad nigger.
Mediterranean Europeans are white
this torrent needs to hurry the fuck up
>>76533099
>>76533127
Reported you to the FBI.
>>76533141
reported you to ICE
>>76533122
No, they aren't.
>>76533099
>>76533099
>>76533099
>>76533146
Simply false
>>76533169
Are you a retard?
What is the purpose of /dixie/? Just seems to be a butthurt general.
>>76533144
I'm white unlike you
>>76533189
why
>>76533203
Im white, you baka
>>76533185
look at that roman, Carthaginian piece of mixed crap.
>>76533220
Don't know if I believe you
>>76533202
fewer libtards
>>76533223
Ok Hans cück grueber
>>76533228
Im too lazy too post my hand
>>76533202
A personal chat room for Conway, another Arkansas poster, a Turk, and a guy from Pennsylvania.
>>76533237
But all they do is complain about heat and losing the civil war.
>>76533264
This makes more sense
>>76533240
>mixed as fuck
Keep telling yourself your white, jiggaboo
>>mixed as fuck
>Keep telling yourself your white, jiggaboo
took a shot of honey :3
>>76533277
>>76533298
I'm creasing tbqh
>>76533305
Now drink some good booze.
white's aren't even that attractive don't know why you're obsessing over it
>>76533322
what's your favorite friend?
>>76533329
Whites have the most diversity in the world, slavs, meds, Germanics, Celts make up the core of human innovation
>>76533264
Why is a Turk there?
>>76533357
I'm fine with pretty much anything that isn't Tennessee Honey
>>76533376
whites are homogenous, that's what makes us master race dumbass
>there are people who unironically give me money for my useless steam cards
>>76533435
What are they even for?
t. only play Mount and Blade on Steam and have never used a card
>>76531753
americans are so bad at making editions
>>76533449
wallpapers and that stupid number in the corner of your profile
>>76533202
less shitposting
also this
>>76533264
Hispanic women (as long as they're not ugly Indos) > White women
>>76533449
>>76533462
They level up your account and levels increase how many friends you can have
But I wouldn't expect you two to know that :^)
>They level up your account and levels increase how many friends you can have
>>76533488
I play one single player game on Steam and that it. I have no use for adding randoms off the internet.
I might not have lost the ETH, the transaction are just slow as fuck, we'll see in the coming days
i hope i pass my driving test before i see my therapist
>>76533618
is that because of btc or just the client?
>you are banned for ban evading
Hmmm, how about it no? Go ahead, ban me again jan and see what happens
>>76533628
BTC is just slow as shit, I tried it with smaller amounts and it works fine, I think larger orders just take forever to process. Fuck BTC it's a dinosaur, no clue why many coiners worship it over all altcoins when it's so fucking slow
>>76533618
Why does Coinbase want so much personal information? I thought the whole point of crypto currency was anonymity.
>>76533665
>I thought the whole point of crypto currency was anonymity.
Kek yeah, maybe a few years ago, all the sites are like that now