/brit/

expecting hacks on my PC desu

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the thinking man's bog cleaner

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anime

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nth for butthurt Rorkes.

>>76527789
Brave of her to be out in daylight.

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fuckin work tomorrow

>>76527777
quads don't lie

>>76527789
>average Labour voter is a bog cleaner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg-McDlm_98

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any maps lads

>>76527755
who you playing as
byzantines?

>>76527801
under the sheet
dikc?

Currently dealing with a wide variety of emotions though overall I'm not unhappy

>>76527755
It doesn't have to be sunny

Check the UV rating on BBC Weather
It can be high on a cloudy day

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need a job desu

*assumes control of timmys devices*
Ah yes, the nurses will love this

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>TFW the Tories literally bought power for 1bn GBP
>They will now continue to spy on me while commies insist they won and nothing happens to our immigration numbers
>but now we'll have even less money because N. Ireland just got it's aid TRIPLED despite the Barnett formula already giving them way more than they ever pay in tax revenue

Actually fucking vile

http://news.sky.com/story/dup-and-conservatives-make-confidence-and-supply-deal-10927704

really like the new ether crash wojak lads

>>76527755
emma watson has smelly pubes, she has some reallllyyyyy smelly pubes
emma watson has smelly pubes, they smell really baaaaaad

emma watson has smelly pubes
leaves them in the shower
she leaves them all over the street
because she's a piece of shiiiiit


[sung to the Doogie Howser theme]

matched with two pengtings on tinder lads

one 19 the other 22

dunno what to do desu

>>76527758
>>76527754
Really? I can't imagine chilling at a mates at the age of 24. Don't you have to be mature and go to the pub and whatnot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKYyH0XFahw

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>>76527822

jiffimsoo

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>>76527822

got a couple hundred matches (many of them cute) that I haven't bothered to message
only on tinder for the ego boost 2bh, even though I've had a few shags off it

>>76527868
Literal child fuck off and do your GCSEs

>>76527755
pee poo 3

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>Tfw no 5head gf

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>>76527826
venven

anyone else drink while wanking
taking swigs of jack daniels during my wank right now

>>76527789
I bet she thinks that having a minimum waged job means that she's working class.

I just bet.

>>76527920
pics x

>>76527880

this awakened my spirit animal

>>76527928
how is that not working class?

Got a flight in 7 hours lads

just cannot sleep before flying

Anyone had experience using the schuh click and collect service?

>>76527964
that's fake right?

>>76527964
what the actual and genuine fuck

*points at your fivehead*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
HEUHOHHOHOHO
*vigorously slaps thigh*
HEEEEEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA
*realises it's my own reflection*

>>76527988
obviously

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>>76527964
>tfw it isn't fake

>>76527979
Where u off to x

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>Be Aisha
>Go to party
>Hear Hip Hop being played
>Get upset because the person who put the song on is white and it's cultural appropriation
>Apologise to black person at the party on behalf of all white people and praise them for showing strength in the face of such oppressive racism
>Complain about how most people at the party are white and that there is just about more men and women here therefore organiser is a blatant racist misogynist
>Talk about how having an alcohol fuelled party is inclusive to Muslims and a blatantly racist ploy to stop them from being invited
>Start boring everyone about Communism and the IRA when they just want to talk about normie things
>Only person who remotely listens is a white male
>End up sleeping with guy
>Guy realises you're a complete lunatic and not particularly intelligent
>Does the sane thing of avoiding all contact afterwards
>Go on Twitter to complain about white men

>>76528010
It's obviously fake

>>76528018
magaluf with the lads

>>76527999
BING BING
*Jumps into a box*
WAHOO
*Collects a coin*
I'M THE BEST!
*Wins a kart race*
I'M A DE SUPERSTAR!

Imagine it would be real

>>76528010
'e

>>76528019

MUH

>>76528023
reminds me of the evolution of mobile phones except that happened so much quicker. the are all just a little rectangle with a screen now

>>76528019
this is just bleak

>>76528033
can I come?

>>76528018
>>76528033
Not exactly, right country though I'm going to Madrid

skirts and thigh highs

why are the commie slags so pale?

they all look like they've never been in daylight

>>76528033
Unironically will be in ponsa in a few days

Meet me at BCM for scraps and drinks x

>>76528087
can I come?

>>76528019
I think you mean Aisha Blarney Murphy O'Doole (slave name)

>>76528080
meu dios
o que e esta cadela?

>>76528033

tragic if you're over the age of 20

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>>76527964

hmm

wonder if aisha knows that communism is expressly anti-christian

Have mixed feelings about muh heritage "irish"

On one hand they're excellent political back up for when the Saxon Foe gets too uppity, but having a significant amount of them living in Ireland would dilute our culture

@southerners Thoughts?

>>76528136
Imagine having to live with that and listen to it moaning about communism and it's "mental illnesses" to you every day

would off myself

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>>76528136
>ywn experience love

>>76528097
Nihilism, mental illness, communism and pale faces are in hun, didn't you get the memo? X

>>76528158
option D: a cute dinner date with john

>>76528136

women cannot possibly grasp what loneliness and depression actually mean

>>76528162
all communists are automatically excommunicated from the catholic church
she commits a mortal sin (aka one that sends you to hell) if she receives communion on sunday

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>>76528136
Feeling jealous and bitter again lads

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>women cannot possibly grasp what loneliness and depression actually mean

i keep biscuits in the fridge. much better chilled.

https://youtu.be/PoL1Wrb1HD0

Are we done for?

hungry but not sure what to eat

i haven't seen ribena or 190kg post here in a while

Is there a /brit/ discord?

why are the chinks buying so many of our football teams
reckon they're up to something

>>76528266
Worse than noncing desu

>>76528260
They literally cant

>>76528118
Sure, jump on the ryanair website sharpish then lad

Is Baby Driver any fucking good, you paki twats

>>76528173
this, her entire life sounds absolutely tragic
cannot fathom how bad the runts itt must be to be jealous of that

>>76528260

Women can't be depressed or struggle from mental illness. It's impossible to be sad when you have everyone constantly feeding you attention. If youre depressed, boohoo, be a strong independent woman.
Women have no excuse to be fat. If youre a fat woman, shame on you. Stop eating and get up off your arse and walk outside a bit lazy cunt.
Theres no such thing as being chubby. Youre either obese or fit.
If you are in a relationship, and your face is sub 7/10, youre being cucked. Your stacy girlfriend is out fucking male models.
Marriage is a scam. All women are whores and incapable of long term commitment. She's only marrying you for money.
Women can't be foreveralone or incel. It's just not possible.
Feminism is the root evil cause of inceldom. Women dont deserve rights if theyre being shallow bitches.
Women need to be placed to work in factories and construction if they think they are equal to men.
Personality does not matter at all if you are ugly. If you are good looking, you automatically have a good personality no matter how much of a jerk you are.
Now get the fuck off this sub.

>>76528268
ah yes sinn fein

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>>76528178
>tfw moving in with a boy I met on 4chan years ago

>>76528280
They are here all the time
Much to my dismay

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>>76528328
what

no benzos for the comedown

wont be sleeping until at least 3am

>>76528351
on the charlie?

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>sending a message to a business contact
>Hit shift+enter for a carriage return
>Enter sent the half complete message

>Texting the same guy my number
>Forget to mention who I am in the message
>He texts back asking who this is before I can correct myself

MY FIRST IMPRESSION IS RUINED

>>76528268
White people need some kind of cultural reset

>>76528023
not sure what the point of this image is

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>>76528346
>met on 4chan years ago
>moved in together last year
>tfw actually in love
>both use /brit/

He just lurks and sometimes says doing a poo. Might be here right now actually I'm away from home at the moment. Never thought 4chan, my escape from a shitty reality, would lead me to happiness.

>>76527868
stop while you're behind before you fall further behind

>>76528211
wew lad

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>>76528449
>yanks need to add in an extra bit because they don't get it

Anyone here speak Cantonese?
Im trying to learn but its fucking hard.

>>76528391
literally no one remembers first impressions

>>76528411
Someone give this guy the 411

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Name my band

>>76528497
They remember bad impressions.

doing a poo
(and thinking of you hun X)

>>76528492
kys cuck

>>76528494
stop being stupid
блять /brit/ дypaк

>>76528526
no they don't
they think 'what an odd fellow' or 'silly bugger' and then they get to know you better

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>>76528528

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>76528526
Especially when they make your stomach ulcer flair up.

>>76528566
Depends on the business mate. Sounds like it aint a tradie

>>76528579
can't say I do

>>76528590
silence

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>corbyn voters are all middle cl-

>>76528583
Flare

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>silence

>ed sheeran mbe
>mbe

Fucking state of our honours system

Why should we pay the BBC licence fee just so they can promote Jeremy Corbyn? Outrageous.

>>76528663
that's what you get for accepting monarchy

made diner

>>76528626
Labour isn't Corbyn. He nearly lost the lower class Labour vote but May shit the bed.

what is discord

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Me

is there a brit discord
no

does anyone want to watch a film

>>76528744
>He nearly lost the lower class Labour vote
nah, only with pensioners

>>76528519
Agent Orange

>>76528747
proprietary text and voice chat app, used primarily for gaming

>>76528720
midnight is not dinner sir

>>76528687
Orders of the British Empire have nothing to do with the monarchy, lad. They're decided on by a committee

>>76528767
which

>>76528784
who are the biggest voting block, far more than the lazy students and welfare scroungers that vote labour for freebies

>>76528810
dont care but to the extreme

>>76528784
You act like 18-34 is comparable to 35-54 and 55+. That's idiotic.

>>76528840
>welfare scroungers that vote labour for freebies
as opposed to old tory voters voting for juicy pensions and keeping their house prices up as the retirement age for the young keeps going up

>>76528519
Donald And the Drumpfettes

>>76528871
Spooky.

>>76528880
those old tory voters worked all their lives and built this country

>>76528879
labour also won the 35-54 vote with working class voters
so long as labour can get the youth turnout up, the obsession with pensioners' voters can end

reckon i have a good chance of becoming an alcholic because after a few days not having had a drink i want to have a drink

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the gf

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Just found a hedgehog in my garden :3

>>76528938
I'd stop while you're ahead. Just coughed up blood.

>>76528911
And now they're pulling up the ladder, how nice of them.

>>76528947
me having an existential crisis on the right

>>76528957
right is uglier

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>>76528871
Is that the 'incredibly sexist/transphobic/homophobic' guy?

>>76528918
You said Corbyn, not Labour, and I said nearly, which it is. Corbyn had way more middle class support than lower class for a Labour candidate. They carried him in the leadership election by a long way.

Gaurdians of the Galaxy 2 or Baby Driver?

>>76528958
love hedgehogs

>>76528958
so cute!

>>76528958
hedgehogs are good lads

Good morning lads.

>>76528947
why are there 2 sargons in this picture?

>>76528958
saw a fox in the back garden this morning
it did a poo on the pathway and wiped it's arse on the lawn

Feel so resourceful when I mend a fag with a skin

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>>76528976
>>76528871
Raw sex appeal(male)[nu]

>>76528958
Found one with a broken foot as a kid before and brought it to the vet. They're incredibly docile.

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>>76528958
Had one last year

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>>76528976
>Corbyn had way more middle class support than lower class for a Labour candidate. They carried him in the leadership election by a long way.
Wrong.

>>76528947
>quick sargon get the nigger at the front nigger AT the front

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>>76528958
c'mere you

>>76529018
Now post the one where he looks like Jimmy Neutron grew a beard

>>76529011
Will mend you by skinning you alive.

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>that cover picture
Get the feeling Hong Kong doesn't want me to immigrate there ahaha

>>76529036
proofs

>>76529058
strange looking cunt

>>76529044
not the same guy

>>76528958
they're cute but don't handle them or let your pets near them. they are absolutely crawling with fleas

>>76529058
Happy hedgey. C:

>>76528958
>>76529029
>*grabs it*
>*ties it to a stick*
>*uses it to brush hair*
yabba dabba doooo!

>>76529069
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyns-supporters-are-more-working-class-than-other-candidates-research-finds-10476433.html

>>76529058
they best you could do was shit on a lid and throw it on some rocks??

>>76529059
Don't know why you'd want to live there 2bh

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>>76529044
>>76529077
lol

>>76528938
keep cool simpson, be in the game but not of the game

>>76529102
that is a huge nose

>>76529054
Unwarranted aggression, mon people now, smile on your brother, try to love one another

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does getting a job help with depression

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*exposes belly*

>>76529101
its basically 3 things:
1) im disillusioned with our countries' slow slide into irrelevance and want to live somewhere that doesn't feel like its rotting from the inside
2) i like fuckhuge cities and secretly harbour cyberpunk fanboyism of HK
3) I like asian guys and am gay, but I'd get skinned alive on the Mainland

>>76529157
Depends on the causes.

how is being depressed real lmao just be happy

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>>76529165
See a nipple
Jan man shall be made awares

>>76529189
>doesn't feel like its rotting from the inside
Have you missed all the anti china protests they had over there?

If any ponsa/magaluf man are in next week make sure to hmu and we can snort a fat line and spark out battyboys together

>>76529218
ugly whore

>>76529157
depends on the job
if you go on to become a nurse or doctor and you're depressed, the first time a patient dies on you (and you WILL have a patient die on you), you'll probably neck yourself

are there any porn stars who haven't gotten blacked?

>>76529224
yes
theyre still optimistic enough to have proper protests + (probably futile) hope for the future, i like that

also i forgot to mention the british link it has makes it more attractive than similar places like Taiwan or Singapore to me

Shame our country has turned its back on god
The punishment will be agonising

>>76529100
It's cat food. Chicken & veg

https://streamable.com/o2eft

just installed a pregnancy mod on fallout 4 lads, time to go get myself kidnapped and then impregnated by some raiders

>>76529157
it'll help with sadness that you feel as an emotion because you don't have depression.

>>76529018
>>76529102
This guy is the dead spit of a guy I know. Thought it might have been him, was prepared to let him know he's a walking meme.

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>>76529018
uncanny

1:07:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTMdGpn9cPo

Shagged an absolute 9/10 three nights ago and still riding the high

the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.

Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.

Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this...

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What a fucking prick

>>76529274
I never turned my back on God

Can't believe I actually cheated on a girl lads wew

I'll never tell her

>>76529301
>Unit 731
shan't

>>76529337
Bitches ain't shit but hoes n tricks my man

>>76529263
Mia Malkova is probably the biggest I can think of
Dillion Harper
Kimmy Granger

>>76529337
why did you do that

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Just fed my new hedgehog mate some cat food

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>>76529042
*evades you*
*teleports behind you*
tada!

If a job for a 2 year post-doc research fellowship says:

"A highly competitive salary commensurate with qualifications and experience will be offered, in addition to annual leave and medical benefits."

What kind of money do you think they are talking about? Jobs in Hong Kong, if that matters.

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any toad man in

>>76529405
32k

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>>76529388
*teleports in front of you*

>>76529405
Would help if you stated what field/type of work it is

>>76529379
Is there a nest in you garden?

>>76529388
actually watched a tim video for the first time recently
he really isnt as bad as i thought he was from all the pictures

hes actually slightly charismatic - he makes jokes and smiles and stuff just like a normal human

he only puts on the 'gormless serial killer' face for his photos for some reason

Dont care about a girls sexual past as long as shes clean and has fucked under 50 men

>>76529375
because i was drunk, far away from the gf and the opportunity arose, i guess

>>76528441
really cute btw :3

Any dealer man in?

>>76529405
Maybe like HK$500,000, but you'd be slumming it in Sham Shui Po and have to get the bus every day

watching Taboo III (1984) tonight
any questions

>>76529431
2 years of research into Condensed Matter physics, with an option for extension if they like me

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>>76529423
*hurls brian snail at you*

PASITO PASITO SUAVESUAVECITO

PAKITO BURRITO

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>>76529274
fuck god haha!

>>76528441
state of ur life, didnt realise the mentally ill fags droning on about sucking eachother off here actually did it irl

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>>76529481
*blocks the attack*

Is there a way to change the UI on netflix on windows PC? It's fucking shit. It's so much better on my parents smart TV, tells you what percentage you match stuff and it's laid out so much nicer.

>>76528441
are you a... girl?

>>76529469
Why would I be slumming it in Sham Shui Po? With a 50k salary surely I could afford a pokey flat in Mongkok or Kowloon Island?

>>76529492
in season 3, god is real

>>76529388
he looks so sassy
>>76529454
but do you love her
do you regret it?

*gets schwifty*

*gets cancer because of your autism*

>>76529479
Not a lot then. Highly competitive for a research field (non energy/weapons/food related) is generally just not-povvo tier. Expect a cramped apartment and a reasonably comfortable lifestyle with public transport commute, but nothing more. Also HK work culture is fucking brutal so I hope you have a good work ethic.

Shagged an absolute 9/10 three nights ago and still riding the high

the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.

Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.

Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this....

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>>76529518
*suits up*
... this isnt even my final form! ... selfie ...

>>76529536
not possible
girls don't exist

>>76529274
Nah he'll just forgive me lmao

>>76529550
Yes and yes. Feel horrible about it and I should tell her, really. But it would hurt her a lot so I won't

Maybe one day I will tell her but not right now when she's doing exams and her birthday is near

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>>76528441
>tfw he's the guy who just said he cheated on his gf

>>76529492
nice reddit image

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>>76529574
*calls for back up*

>>76529518
Has anyone sent him one of these shops yet
I want to see if he has a strong memory of the hundreds of banal photos he's taken or whether he'll actually believe he met this Jap chick once

Shagged an absolute 9/10 three nights ago and still riding the high

the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.

Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.

Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this....

>>76529600
>Giving a shit

shes cheated on you, probably just madeout with a bloke at a pub or club. I've cheated on the gf plenty of times and we have a very healthy loving relationship

torrent only has one guy with 100% and his upload is 8.0kb/s aaaaaaaaaaa eta is 8 days aaaaaaaaaaa

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wew

>>76529606
It's actually lisickis bf

>>76528441
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>>76528441
No one genuinely believes posts like this do they?

>>76529631
Nah she really hasn't

@76529629
No

>>76529536
theyre the gay roleplayers

on holiday in Croatia but I can still use my phone everywhere without hassle, this is one of the few positive things about the EU and I pray to god it doesn't change after brexit

If you're wondering why I still have a British flag and not Croatian it's because you still show up as your home county with mobile data regardless where you are

>>76529660
Yes she has mate

*nods respectfully toward you*

>>76529660
I shagged 16 girls behind my last gf's back and she thought I was an angel

Things aren't always as they appear

>>76529669
you gay?

love it or taste it

>>76529600
don't listen to the yank, he's saying it to justify him being a complete cunt.
consider it taking the secret to your grave and don't do it again ok seaty xx http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8982958/99-year-old-divorces-wife-after-he-discovered-1940s-affair.html

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>>76529676
hmm

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Which one wins? And why?

free kekistan

"64
>being so insolent as to deprive me of a (You)
Ok, I shall do it myself.

>>76529676
yeah I found that in France
I'm on Giffgaff so they do the bare minimum by law which was great for when I went to France for a few days. Internet was quite slow but I was a bit rural so it doesn't matter too much

So Arlene foster can get 1bn with her 10 MPs and Ruth Davidson managed fuck all with her 13? Ahh yess very much standing up for Scotland

>>76528441
doing a poo

gfs putting a mashed banana on her face because it's good for the skin apparently

>>76529703
Maccas. BK patties are better but you can't taste it at all because they always have a 3:1 sauce:everything else ratio

>>76529703
>which of these runty things is the least runty
how am i supposed to choose?

>>76529702
https://ec.europa.eu/digital-single-market/en/roaming-tariffs
It's meant for people who travel between countries. It doesn't mean that people in Ireland and Denmark can buy Latvian SIM cards

>>76529690
>>76529685
Really lads trust me on this one. she doesn't even go out drinking unless it's with me

hate the poor
hate the left
hate women
hate gays
love pints

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>>76529615

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>>76529702
I'm literally at a beach club now but I'm sitting on my own because I took a pill and things got very intense

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>>76529624
*detonates the bomb*
*puts you all out of business*

>>76529600
Kissed other girls when I had a gf a few times, don't fucking do it again man.

I didn't even fuck anyone, just had a few drunken kisses with girls on nights out when I was at uni and she was living in a different city. I didn't feel that guilty because I knew it didn't mean anything and she wasn't going to find out

But the last time it happened it was with a girl I know through work, and it happened 3 times because I convinced myself I liked her. Worst mistake of my life

Now I'm living in constant fear she's gonna find out because this girl was REALLY pissed off when she found out I had a gf, felt like such a scumbag

>6'4
>white
>full head of hair
>make 62k (good for my age)
>have own apartment
>very close with family
>close group of friends (guys and girls)
>pull often (one night stand every other weekend)
>live in fun city
>have traveled to 30+ countries
>dad is a literally multi-millionaire

I cant imagine someone with a better life than me in /brit/. I honestly am 100% honest about everything I posted as well. Worst part about me is that I'm bad in bed and cum in like 3 minutes.

Baby, I'm dancing in the dark, with you between my arms
Barefoot on the grass, listening to our favorite song

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>>76529199

NEW

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>>76529461
Thanks anon
>>76529658
Literally true mate we met on an IRC dedicated to another board and moved to Discord when that become the thing to use. I moved in with him just over a year ago and he asked me to marry him.

I said yes by the way.

>>76529496
Me_IRL

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>>76529756

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>>76529814

Marxist Scottish nationalist here lads AMA

>>76529816
>20 posts early

He's gunna be fuming

>>76529964
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>>76529827
Why are you such a tool?

>>76530429
All the better to hammer and sickle my dear.