>be american
>_____________
>get to live in the greatest country in the history of mankind
>>76526485
>get shot while eating the largest fast food burger in the world which is so full of fat it would be illegal to produce in any other country in the world
>Be killed by Filipinos in your sleep.
Funston
get the Krags.
>>76526617
Asians can't drive let alone drive boats.
>>76526617
I see boobies. You MONSTERS!
>>76526617
Wew