/brit/

cuckio

need prince chaz out of buisiness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIsc7p_GrqE

>tfw you will never go trolley-rescuing with Woes

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injecting a crystal spliff

racists btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MJrRvpjB1I

Anyone else extremely adaptable to slang?

My entire accent changes within 6 months of moving to a new environment, its crazy

Bear and Moose Alley

booking a package holiday with the gf lads

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Most Beautiful Woman in Existence.

>looking at times for local 5k races with thousands of entrants
>literally nobody got under 20 minutes

hmm, reckon I could win one of these fun runs with a bit of structured training. that would fucking show mum that i'm not just sitting around the house all day

thoughts?

where do i know this name from? it seems familiar
http://graduateschool.uncc.edu/funding

https://soundcloud.com/spookybizzle/peckham-to-hackney

tune

greece or italy this summer
tough choice

>>76523211
i bet there are good runners that just take it easy like a sane person unless a tryhard like you shows up

can't bloody stand you sexist pigs

>>76523263
reckon i'd fucking beat you in 6 months time if we both start structured training right now you mouthy little cunt

>>76523258
greece could use the money

>>76523258
bulgaria

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>car share with this tart
>little tiff with her today
>tells me I'm a cunt, twat etc
>says I drive like a twat and can see it makes her uncomfortable and anxious
>sometimes do it on purpose to see her clench her bag
>tells me this
>tell her that she has her own car and use that
>still wants to ride with me
>mfw

Women are fucking stupid

>>76523099
Anyone remember Super Cuckio Land 2: Six Golden Coins?

>>76523289
be a fast runner without attention whoring

>>76523297
true and its cheapo

>>76523298
wanted to go to georgia because it sounds like a cool country. bulgaria though, i dont know

>>76523299
>still wants to ride with me
smash her

>>76523341
Go to Disneyland you lucky frog

>>76523300
no but I remember playing cucklevania II: cuckio's quest

https://youtu.be/y23DP-IRXv8

Sargon of Akkad is how I imagine the rorkes on /brit/.

Honestly starting to think that this cuckio gimmick is nothing more than just a ruse

all modern cities should be designed using 1920s-30s art deco style imo

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For God to have created her and not Mader my wife is proof we live in a cruel world.

I'll always love you, Amy.

Listening to this song right now and realised that I have told every girl that I have ever fucked that they're the only one for me and got bored of them after a few weeks and moved on. Even ones that were obsessed with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDuRoPIOBjE

Is this normal for other people?

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anime

>>76523369
What about Cuckioman 2: The Great Escape?

>>76523299
She fancies you

>>76523375
it's a classic liam gimmick, along with "hello nigger" and posting his bum hole

>>76523372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrBCsLsSD2E

>>76523346
Tried but she has a BF and he doesn't let her go out or anything. I know she fancies me but I just cba fucking about with her.

how much cocaine is too much

brown reggaeton shithole gf is a day late on the upload

>>76523375
Honestly starting to think that this "Honestly starting to think that this cuckio gimmick is nothing more than just a ruse" gimmick is nothing more than just a ruse

>>76523357
its very overrated tbH dont know why jfs love it so much
a bloke i know works there (his work consist of fixing the attractions and stuff in the mechanical and technic way) so i can get entrance tickets for very cheap but still shant bother
even when i was a wee lad it was a bit shit

>>76523410
ah yes, the two great intellectuals of our times

>>76523384
alison

fucking hate french canadian accents when they're speaking english

loved GSP as a fighter but absolutely couldn't stand listening to him talk

>>76523422
don't drive her around without at least making her pay gas money

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mum better watch the fuck out

>>76523467
Take the piss

>>76523456
do you even know what care share means?

>>76523444
what makes you think they are posing as intellectuals? joe shits on himself all the time for not knowing things

>>76523438
It's worse than the other Disney parks but still miles ahead of most European theme parks.

Boiled an egg lads

Anyone else love to Calvin Harris ultimate team dab a fidget spinner?

>>76523514
not fan of theme parks
particularly disney land, the queue is longer than the attraction itself
lego land in denmark is OK but still subpar

fried

>>76523496
i was thinking carpool

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Fuckin massive CHOON ere lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr2LGqO2Fb0

>>76523536
*Dabs you*

mum put cheese on my pasta even though she knows it gives me a headache. what a bitch.

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>>76523536

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NEED a 16 year old gf

just made a webm but im not sure if its clean enough for jan

>>76523536
what

Feel so sorry for Louise Mensch, she's like a female Tim at this stage.

Every day for the past 6 months it's been "the day" that the Trump Russia collusion nonsense was going to be revealed.

She needs mental help

just poured boiling water into a cold glass and it shattered

on my way to the hospital lads

>>76523592
hello nigger

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woah...inspiring...

got a stiffy

>>76523609
Hips on that

just imagine a big arab cock pumping white hot sperm into a tight little 14 year old and nine months latter the fruits of conquest come to life

the state of the UK

>>76523643
>nigger

edgy

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> watch food documentaries
> documentary on spam comes up on feed
> Apparently it has a shelf life of forever and it's delicious according to the doc
> buy two cans of spam
> barely get halfway through the first can
Possibly the fattiest and most flavourless meat I've ever tasted. It's like 50% pure fat, 40% bad meat, 10% preservatives.

>>76523672
shan't
nonce

>>76523642
don't do this it will create mustard gas

MAGA

Still rage when i see that seen in Game Of Thrones where Sansa whinges because Jon didn't ask her advice, and then proceeds to whinge because she has no advice

Who wrote that shite?

>>76523713
i understood that reference

>>76523568
thats my image and my gimmick

cease

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CHOOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-etQjPbzFY

how's it foing lads?

>>76523609
nonce

>>76523698
its poverty food the brits ate in WW2

pools closed because MAGA xD praise kek!

hare krishna hare krishna
krishna krishna hare hare
hare rama hare rama
rama rama hare hare

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rate my video lads https://youtu.be/r_coIBlxjvU

>>76523718

That's the perfect description of women though?

>>76523743
are you that guy who used to post from italy?

>>76523753
Absolutely spiffing, old boy!
And you?

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perro

>>76523784
sheed

>>76523743
ARRGRHGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what the FUCK

tell me this is face app what the fucking shit is this

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Sissy
Brit
Boys

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>>76523798
no

i heard that the eu is demanding the uk give them their aircraft carriers? is this true? wtf?

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>>76523740
>>76523798

>>76523798
no thats me

hes gimmick-stealing in the most blatant way imaginable

>>76523854
piss of

Any Shia in?

im gonna do it
im gonna post the webm i made
hope jan's in a good mood

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>rain and clouds for next few weeks

Ah yes, Irish weather

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>>76523825
i'm saying nothing
>>76523868
lmao

>>76523791
Hate women
Love female genitalia

mad that redditors think antifeminism and believing there are 2 genders is "redpilled as fuk"

>>76523825
we are the japanese dentists
drunk, happy, slowly getting tipsy

>>76523875
shia are kuffar innit

*Walks towards you*

*Collides into you*

>>76523900
Haha yeah le British weather rain hahah Irish haha. Not like it's been near 30 degrees for a week straight zooplankton!

>>76523900
Thank fuck, sick to the back teeth of heat. Global cooling when?

remembering the days of kevposting and chuckling to myself

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northern irish weather

Just got back from the gym with the lads

fucked

have you heard of the high elves?

ferme ta gueule

>>76523930
Ah a fellow kindred spirit
>>76523949
I was wageslaving during that time, all I want is a warm day drinking cider is that too much to ask

>>76523974
No such thing

Ulster is Irish give it back

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ashtar sheran ashtar sheran
sheran sheran ashtar ashtar
lord gorloj lord gorloj
gorloj gorloj lord lord

Rorikstead
I'm from Rorikstead

>>76524020
ireland is british come back

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>>76523910

I literally just opened the closet expecting to see a violin in there because I had a dream I went to the nearby music store and bought a violin.

Good thing that didn't actually happen. Violins are damn expensive.

personally find the scientific explanation for the creation of the universe and life far more interesting and awe-inspiring than prosaic religious scripture.

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>>76524035

>>76524002
*farme tayeule

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thoughts?

>>76524003
>cider
Never understood culchis obsession with cider. What's wrong with beer?

who is Jaw lad?

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>>76523970
Truly a golden era

Need a resurgence

>>76524068
me

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>>76524043
seething

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>Girl hasn't responded to my text in 5 minutes

>>76524061
>fianna fáil
Not too bad, could be a bit more conservative imo

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>>76524089

>>76524067
its cheap and it gets you fucked. same as it is here.

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>>76524080
>Pet Cremation
>That is where our dog was sent

P-Pepe?

>>76524067
Fuck off townie

cider is a woman's drink

>>76523184
I want more multiculturalism. There I said it.

getting the daily dose of Kraut and Tea

>>76524127
This image was taken near where i live lmao
>>76524132
Here in the north (Ireland) its mostly women who drink cider
>>76524153
Literal woman

imagine choosing the wrong god to believe in. awkward!

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>>76524176

>>76524067
On this side of the Ocean, Ciders considered a girl's drink.

I'm pretty sure the only place men drink it is in western England.

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>>76524133
*hey there Delilah starts playing*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt2jhtnv7XM

dire thread

>>76524177
probably because historically your area of the country didnt have the climate for orchards so your drinking culture developed accordingly (unlike the south-west which has a warmer climate is famous for its cider culture).

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>>76524226

>>76524191
Being fat and smoking cigarettes is a double-header of "I'm not gonna be here lo- *huff* *puff* *huff* *puff* *weeze*".

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1498509586418.webm

>>76524177
You're not Irish

/brit/ threads seems to have way less posters these days
anyone ran the numbers and able to confirm this?

fuck minorities

>>76524241
what the fuck is "white" standards of beauty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UTBfMMH2M8&t=24s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UTBfMMH2M8&t=24s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UTBfMMH2M8&t=24s

A R E

L
I
Z

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>>76524283

Is sailing haram?

smoking a ciggie

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The Gf

>>76524318
congratulation you are winner

>>76524240
Except all the country boys here drink cider, whereas most towny lads drink lager or stout, and the women drink cider
>>76524284
t. West Brit
>>76524302
Looking distinctively European

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https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/879433346123796481

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>>76524346

>>76524341
>Except all the country boys here drink cider, whereas most towny lads drink lager or stout, and the women drink cider
because its cheaper and gets you fucked. as i already said.

>>76524321
need a pack

>>76524346
... swiping down like timmy ... man bag brown like moosey ...

>>76524293
I just put it in the program. /brit/ is down 27% from last quarter. If this trend continues, /brit/ will have 0 posters by next year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ27mTkyBl8

>>76524374
They cost the same

what are the best pills to kill yourself with? If you say sleeping pills or paracetamol I'll slap you

>>76524341
I'm a 20 pint of stout man but on a warm summers day cider and ice is common just goes well with the climate

>>76524396
categorically incorrect.

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>>76524399

>>76524302
>what the fuck is "white" standards of beauty
Strawman for brown folk's projection of their own insecurities

>>76524381
how do we save /brit/

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wont find any girls drinking this

>>76524410
A fellow pintman, howdy
>>76524411
They cost the same on draught here anyway

>>76524336

Thanks leaf, I myself did nothing towards it :)

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>>76524411

>>76524341
you haven't a clue what you're on about you gay scot fairy

>>76524441
could neck that in 1

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... No. Susan today ... So this just showed up ... Picture 26 June 2017 ...

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>>76524472

>>76524462
I'm Irish ye soft saxon bastard

>>76524425
Lower our carbon footprint by turning off our computers. It's the only way.

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>>76524472

>>76524490
lol so true

>>76524481
Actually revolting

>>76524481
hmmm

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>>76524481

>>76524500
sure you are mate, sure you are ;)

>tfw the gf gets a fresh wax

wew lads

>>76524553
FONT

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>the gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE3GlOp71w8

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>>76524540
>>76524543
actually gay

got a lit fade emoji fire

>>76524588
virgin

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>>76524564

>>76524302
Beauty

Might go see Charles and Camilla at CFB Trenton on Friday, if anyone would like to meet up I will be dressed as Kev

Buying rope & 'how to tie a noose (1st ed.)' for 0.5 ETH

aaaaah I want to die

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>>76524613
come here you little bastard

>>76524666
aaaaj devil tim

>>76524666
Should honestly just put him down. There's no dignity in that life. No man should live like that

any /'seek/ man in?

Isn't working for me :S

>>76524689
he reminds me so much of my schizophrenic uncle who was unfortunately murdered

>>76524705
gf is sikh

>>76524666
Looks like something from a fake taxi scene

>>76524661
be patient

>>76524705
works perf rn

>>76524705
works on my machine

>>76524732
>when your gf is a bro

Ian Brady wasnt that bad desu

might do a bent shag with a ladyboy

watching this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsEOi6z1ywA

So they're going round setting fire to all these buildings to test if the cladding is flammable? Absolute madmen

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ahh yesss

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post rare timmys

>>76524767
?

anyone ever used the personals on craigslist?

Reckon I could beat up and steal the lunch money of everyone in /co/

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>>76524930

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>>76524900

stop posting tim's pics

watching the national at glastonbury, good lord that leader singer whatever his name is a pretentious nob

>those fucking glasses

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>>76524912

>>76524945
this just seems friendly

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>>76524946

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrEzil36Ffw

seriously considering moving to poland

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>my old enemy
>my rival
>my neighbour
>my ally
>....................

my friend

Unpopular Opinion: Colonialism isn't necessarily bad.

I noticed people IRL refer to colonialism as if it's a grave sin. Colonialism is simply one country exporting it's people and or its ways to another country.

Colonialism is the most effective way for civilisation to spread and quality of life to improve across the most countries.

What people have a problem with is conquest, genocide, and exploitation, which aren't necessarily part of genocide.

Colonialism is a) someone seeing an untilled field and tilling it themselves, or b) someone seeing someone else tilling their field less effectively, and showing them how to most effectively work a field.

In fact, a total rejection of colonialism leaves no way for less technologically advanced cultures to survive beside more advanced ones. You need to adopt the ways of the more advanced culture to stand up to them.

Colonialism as a concept is good. Most of Europe would be hardly any different from Africa if not for Roman colonisation.

>>76524900

was wondering why my hatespeech hasn't arrived yet

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>>76525002

need a girl to use her knees against my bollocks

>>76524844
same

just did a cringe

Anime, lads. K-On. Love Live. Kiniro Mosaic. The whole lot. Love it, love it all. Love anime, love pints. Simple as.

*checks your comment*
do not care

>>76525068
At Trudeau?

>>76525091
inspiring post

>>76525091
noncey little runt

>>76524943
Don't care bout your granda lad

>>76525105
aha yes, yes, indeed, hmm

>>76524842
JANNY

into week 10 of my diet now lads, lost 18lbs
think ill be my perfect weight by september

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>>76525129

love searching for my oc images on the archive and seeing my people repost them

especially fun when clearly just one person saved it and is posting it, like a peek into his life

>>76525105
poes law

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>>76525110
nah hes a laugh

>>76525105
this cannot be real

Business idea: Produce a very non-PC webcartoon series for my own amusement

>>76525175
this is fake

>>76525105
>african tongue clicking languages

so they're taking lessons from the most primitive savages?

>>76525188
it isnt. its a figment of your imagination. you're having a mental breakdown.

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>>76525201

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>>76525200
I'd like to see you prove that

>>76525175
me in the middle

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cvn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5HfOipwvts

Pondering: Would purposely failing a 'cide get me a few days off work

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>>76525188
not real but there are actual academic papers produced that are far worse than that

>>76525228
that fucking hair
I'd literally rather die

>>76525244
Might get you a few days in the lunatic asylum

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>>76525233

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>>76525259
u mad

*sees your post*
*really likes it*
haha good job!

i like men pissing in my arse

writing my first book that will be released in 2 years i think
its a pamphlet about everything in my universe except jewish people because i still want to be published and they are the ones who own every publication house

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Joe just finished his podcast with Sargon of Akkad.

At the end he took of his headphones and had a look on his face as if to say 'state of this guys pineal gland'.

Woke up at 2 am. It's 3pm now. My plan is to sleep at work and hope nobody notices.

>>76525273
nothing personnel kid

>am neet living with parents
>meet girl in london 6/10 similar interests very funny
>is really into me
>amazing weekends together
>thinks i have a job
>make lots of jokes about being at the office
>can text her all the time because i am neet
>says i make her feel like a schoolgirl again cause i'm energetic
>actually just bored as fuck and get lots of sleep
>she is currently really busy with life stuff as its her last few weeks at uni and she's been taking lots of shifts
>bored again so am talking to other girls
felt like young love for a moment miss being at sixth form and just fucking around with girls all day, maybe i should get an actual job but i don't see the point, don't think it's possible to get the amount of attention that i want from one girl with work and stuff to focus on

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hello bellends

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>>76525350
alri

>>76525304
woz it good?

Might listen to it tomorrow at work hehe

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>>76525322
sort yourself out lad

I've been awake 13 hours and I have a 12 hour shift in 2 hours.

Def sleeping at work.

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>>76525366

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>>76525105
>Sam Hyde namedrop
>People think this isn't trolling being taken seriously by the original tweeter and their ilk

i swear my first book is going to be massive

Favourite Bible verse?

>>76525372
what's the point though, last time i had a full-time job my hair started to thin and i was grumpy all the time and girls were less interested in me, now i feel better and look better and have more time for girls, i just get so bored, i know i should for my future as this won't last forever it's just hard to motivate myself

>>76525416
what's the title?

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>>76525350

>>76525438
havent found it yet ill find when its finished

>>76525374
Where do you work lad?

Lads
This country is overrated

>>76525417
That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

>>76525471
doesn't she wake up to that and then she sucks it off?

>>76525480
Sounds like it's sterile and fucking boring

>>76525471
>this isn't my microscope

>>76525374
Anon! This is your boss! Sleeping at work is against the rules. You have to stay awake until you can hear your heart bouncing around in your skeleton!

>>76525438
It's by a frog so it'll be something really pretentious or really gay

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>>76525501

Great day for republicans and for trump really. The travel ban goes forward until October, Hillary is under investigation again, lynch is under investigation, Bernie sanders and his wife are under investigation, democrats are looking to get rid of pelosi, 12 major colleges and universities have agreed to hire more conservative staff to even the playing field in academia, and trump is staying away from twitter for the most part and signed a good piece of legislation with the VA accountability and whistleblower act. Should be a really good week for trump.

BEST CITY FOR BANTER?

>>76525480
No culture
Just like germany

>>76525480
do you reckon it's better or worse than UK, Aus, NZ, US, Canada

>>76525480
everyone thinks that wherever they are

>>76525523
>trump and clinton are both under investigation by the fbi
state of your country

>>76525523
>hillary is under investigation
what for

>>76525523
fuck off yank simple as

>>76525530
Wakefield mate

>>76525474
Not going to fucking say. There's a good stretch of hours where it's just me in the middle of the night, and I can squeeze in 4 hours of shut-eye in the middle of my long ass shift.

I have serious insomnia too. I get sleep anxiety, I get scared, my heart rate bounces up. I lay in bed 3 hours on the same side with my eyes closed and I haven't slept a wink. I just sweat all over the bed. It's scary.

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me on the left

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/events/ec584f/play/ax99hn/p056v4l0

>>76525558
>>76525554
EMAILSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>76525530
W A K E F I E L D

>>76525523
awesome. things are going shite here.

>>76525558
Treason

>>76523094
>>76523094
>>76523094

migrate

>>76525523
>yanks think that non-yanks aka humans give a fuck about bullshit like major colleges hiring conservative staff or bernie sanders wife being under investigation
FUCK OFF YANK

>>76525593
Take a cheeky nap in the stockroom.

>>76525641
>>76525589
I see we found the salty nasty Rasheeds

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>>76525592
Who is this? I know of only two Wakefield /brit/ posters including myself, and you're not the other one. Reveal yourself, rogue Yorkshireman.

I will duel you outside of the Cathedral, and we'll settle this. There can only be two Wakefield posters.