/brit/

Oo ah up the ra

Oo ah up the ra

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thank fuck i got out of cryptos when BTC was at £2300

ajaja pirata

buying the dip rn

*gives gay and pretentious title to his novel*

quite the fan of these white editions. keep up the good work. lovely art.

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BLACKED

is there any way I can legally scam stupid people out of money?

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>>76523094

>>76525727
buy the dip

just went maccas got two wrap of the days, two double cheeseburgers, then went co op on the way home got two packs of red grapes. going to eat it all now then go bed. thanks for reading

>>76525727
Become a Eurocrat

>>76525688
This better be another Finnegan's Wakes.

>>76525727
do that dildo scam from lock stock lad

>>76525688
Ah yes. This novel is very much ahead of its time.

>>76525727
create a cryptocurrency

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>>76523094
Who is this? I know of only two Wakefield /brit/ posters including myself, and you're not the other one. Reveal yourself, rogue Yorkshireman.

I will duel you outside of the Cathedral, and we'll settle this. There can only be two Wakefield posters.

its going to be pretentious but not gay

>>76525727
Shopping channels and religious programmes are doing a pretty good job of extorting stupid people.

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South London is mental

What's your favourite thing from mcdonalds lad?

quite partial to a double sausage egg mcmuffin and chicken legends

when it comes to drink I always go for a coffee because it's just not worth it getting a coke when they don't even have free refills like subway/burger king. Milkshakes are nice but it's like 100g of sugar

>>76525688
Ah yes, very French.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAu-PXDhLX0

looool

engaged in some riveting debates on /lit/

makes a nice change from the intellectual wasteland of brainlet /brit/

Watch out. There's a McDonald's shill in the thread.

/r/HailCorporate

>>76525757
Quality gimmick, I think it has caught on nicely
t. 'the other one' (I think)

>>76525824
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that..
yeah that gorilla must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreads

>>76525828
The exit you fat bastard.

>>76525853
poo

>>76525800
meet me outside the asda in ten minutes i will be wearing a yellow jumper :^)

https://twitter.com/Miss_dreams_/status/879406235937845248

the so-called religion of peace strikes again

>>76525824
the one that backed off looked like he was winning. should have stuck in there

>>76525867
Are Joe

>>76525649
Good lad

>>76525875
what time do you cycle for lad? congrats btw

*Prays to God to give AIDS to the pink-haired denizens of leftypol*

>>76525885
>the motor exploded, setting the bus on fire

>>76525828
i just go for food volume vs price. never get any of the specials, you're usually paying an extra £3 for some bacon, a fancy bun that is fancy in looks alone, and a fancy sauce of some sort. It's always multiple items from the saver menu and wraps of the day for me. The wrap of the day is the best value thing in McDonalds.

>>76525941
probably because of the bomb

thread is quiet
just goes to show how many /brit/ users invest in cryptos

peng

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t6I18KL5Ik

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slipping back into a bored and unmotivated rut lads

quit my job, done fucking nothing all day, i couldn't even be bothered to meet up with people for drinks tonight

instead i'm just scratching my arse and smashing one out

Couple more years of watching lefties make fools of themselves before I get to vote for Trump again.

>>76525824
jesus fucking christ

imagine if gorillas were intelligent enough that we could have a UFC gorilla division and get them to stop for time limits etc.

those are just normal gorillas, imagine if you could actually teach them technical aspects of fighting and working on fitness etc. it would be literally insane

>fat
>balding
>shit job
>no gf

Might as well just end it I'm thinking

succumbing to two junior chickens medium fry and a one dollar medium iced coffee

just fyi lads, white genocide is cool and good

>>76525987
There's lots of renowned black fighters, mate.

>>76525973

have a drink

watched some of the ufc the other day and it's fucking boring as fuck

thought it would be like a professional version of worldstar but it's just fucking shit. would rather watch youtube knockout compilations any day of the week

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>>76525862
If that's not you Matty then I'll say it again.

Meet me outside the Cathedral, there can only be two Wakefield lads in these threads. I will personally meet you there, our fight can stretch from between the comic shop with the effeminate owner, and on the other side, BFC. Do not go out of bounds, weapons are permitted, but no projectiles.

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/biz/ on suicide watch

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>>76525987
>>>76525824
>jesus fucking christ
>imagine if gorillas were intelligent enough that we could have a UFC gorilla division and get them to stop for time limits etc.
>those are just normal gorillas, imagine if you could actually teach them technical aspects of fighting and working on fitness etc. it would be literally insane

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anti-leftypol posters amuse me

hate religion. hate it.

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>Russians name Stalin ‘most outstanding’ world figure, Putin ties for second
https://www.rt.com/politics/394158-russians-name-stalin-most-outstanding/

>>76526045
did bitcoin value crash or something?

lot of chatter about it

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went to Five Guys today
cost me 15 quid for a burger, fries and a soda

>>76526043
>>76525862
just bum each other and get it over with you fucking bent cunts

>>76525875
Not going there, it's a nonce shop. Cathedral or nothing, yes you can use the goth kids as clubs.

>>76525973
>can't be bothered to drink with mates
Will never know this feel

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TOP THREE GEORDIES. GO!

>five guys
fatty mcpaddy

>>76526063
delete this image mate

>>76526083
>it's a nonce shop
asda takes bitcoin?

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>>76526097

>>76526076
yeah 5 guys is absolutely overpriced, $10 for a fast food burger isn't acceptable

that's what gives in-n-out the edge for me

>>76525973
Same here. Just quit learning French even though I was making good progress and now just sit around marathoning It's Always Sunny and Fargo.

Feel tired no matter how much I sleep. Seems like the old 'pression has 'turned.

Watching Ross Kemp Northern Ireland

Fucking crazy cunts, why do we keep them in the Union? They're bloody mental

>>76526131
>Feel tired no matter how much I sleep
tfw

>>76526097
shearer, sissoko, mike ashley

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>>76526080
I'll bum you in a minute you bent Leeds nonce.

Meet me outside Belgraves in 10 minutes, I'll be wearing my "Never Kissed A Tory" T-Shirt.

>>76526096
it gets boring after you've worked in a bar for over a year and aren't happy with where you're at in life 2bh

>>76526026
just sipping on a bevvie now

>>76526124
I'll go 'in-n-out' of you in a minute you sexy Yank cunt

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>He has never eaten a big tasty with bacon

Two more sleeps until the only burger worth buying from McDonald's is back.

Drinking some green tea

>>76526097
Brian Johnson
Brian Johnson
Brian Johnson

>>76526161
I'm mates with 4 bartenders lad, they're all mad for the drink and go on 3 day sessions more often than not. They're Irish though so that might be it

Top lads desu

>>76526189
never falling for the fucking shite mcdonalds advertising ever again

got hyped up and got a mcrib once and it was mediocre as fuck

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>>76526189
>only burger worth buying from McDonald's is back.

umm no sweetie

>>76526097
Sammy Ameobi
Tomi Ameobi
Shola Ameobi

>>76526190
Me on the left once these non-me Wakefield posters meet me in front of the Cathedral in 10 minutes.

>>76526192
what flavour?

boiling the water
gonna drink some maté

>>76525667
I'm a nocoiner

Should I bother buying bitcoin?

succumbing to some dry sherry

>>76526206
yeah, if you work in a bar, more often than not you'll end up doing a lot of drugs and drinking a lot, or at least work with people like that

outside of uni, it's probably the most social environment you can put yourself in if you're struggling to meet people

>>76526238
>eating anything from fast food burger joints when cheap alternatives with actual meat patties exist in any city worth it's salt in the country

Ah yes, lazy millennials.

>>76526189
>>76526238
Australia has a chicken big mac which is really nice

>>76526189
This is the only special I buy. I don't know why they don't make it a permenant menu item. Everyone I know says they're the only special worth buying

been reading about martial arts and the legendary Ten Tigers of Canton of the 19th Century

its genuinely fascinating but i dont want to seem autistic or anything so im not going to tell anyone about it

Why's everyone crying about bitcoin?

>>76526270
are you a female miscreant in your 60's?

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>>76526238
>eating McDonalds

Vile

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North-East shopkeeper threatened with legal action after naming store Singhsbury's - so changes it to Morrissinghs.

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https://youtu.be/y6YCxypnBxc [Open]

This lad is 16.

tbqh if I was 16 I would worship the ground he walks on.

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>>76523094
ALRIGHT, LET'S SORT THIS OUT.

ANYONE NEAR WAKEFIELD HOLD UP YOUR HANDS.
EACH ONE OF YOU WILL RECEIVE A SMACK OUTSIDE KOOKYS IN 10 MINUTES BECAUSE I AM THE ONLY WAKEFIELD POSTER ALLOWED.

PUT 'EM UP LAD.

>>76526290
alri mr patel, trying to drum up some business for your 0 hygiene rating takeaway again you fat cunt?

>>76526290
McDonalds uses actual meat patties. It's 100% beef mince taken from flank cuts of a cow. The ol' lips and arseholes is a total myth. There is actually several really nice burger joints in my city, none of them are close to as cheap as McDonalds, though, or as fast to serve. It's quick, cheap and easy, that's why I use it anyway.

>>76525828
fish finger happy meal

>>76526299
The only other good Maccy D's burger is the Quarter Pounder but you're hungry again after about half an hour of eating one.

Out of all these special promotional burgers they've done, I've only ever had two that haven't been utter shit: The Swiss Stack and the 1955 Burger, the latter basically being the same as the Big Tasty anyway.

Burger King shits all over McDonald's, apart from fries.

Can't wait until you tax evading, narcotic distributing cryptocriminals have your assets seized for tax evasion

>>76526324
it crashed and destroyed everyone on biz

>>76526324
it's ethereum more than bitcoin
it went down 50% in less than 24hrs, it's getting DDOS'd so transactions aren't completing (fundamental issue in how it was made), almost half of all transactions in ETH aren't reaching their destination, talk of liquidation
basically it's incredibly fucked and lots of people have lost the majority of their shitcoins

>>76526320
whats autistic about that? normies would probably think thats cool.

>>76526324
We bought in ages ago and shilled it till the bubble burst. We got out with huge profits and the retards who bought in at the top of the bubble got fucked. I'm still holding some of my coins and am at over 300% total profit on them. Cashed out the rest to pay the bills. Worst part is this is just the crypto life cycle. If they hold their shit for a year or two they'll make massive profits (compared to putting it in a bank) but some dumb cunts put in more than they could afford thinking they'd be millionaires by July.

>>76526362
patter

>>76526364
hes wont live past 25 hes a fucking retard

>>76526189

fast food destroys your pineal gland

>>76526364
When I was 16 I would have watched that and said thank the fucking lord I'll never be that stupid or live anywhere that horrible

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>>76526378
Have you never heard of a fucking Cafe or a Grill you uneducated cunt?
>>76526379
Lunch menus lad.

>>76526413
idk
just seems like being a white guy interested in East Asian cultute is a bit of a neckbeard trait unless you are legitimately an expert

and im just a curious guy whos done <4 hours of reading
cant even speak cantonese or anything

>>76526337
No I'm a high church Anglican

>>76526362
looool

that's better than the shop in birmingham called safebury's

>>76526451
>Have you never heard of a fucking Cafe or a Grill you uneducated cunt?

all either shit, overpriced or overpriced shit

im a sucker for anthony fantano memes

>>76526427
is now a good time to buy that it has crashed? or will it just keep crashing?

>>76526498
Must suck to be a Southepoor.

>>76526451
>Lunch menus

what about them?

I'm getting the ferry tonight then a bus to Wakefield

Be prepared
Be ready
Be afraid

talking about 4chan in my book. doing a fine analysis of this website

im from wakefield

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think this got shut down now but for years there was a newsagent in nottingham city centre using pretty much tesco branding lol

>>76526531
Personally if you have BTC I'd say the time to buy alts is coming up. I'd want to be wary of dead cat bounces though. I think if you want to be safe wait for full reversal and just don't worry about getting in at the bottom of the dip or probably early August. Just have a feeling July will be a bad month.

It's all fucking tea leaves anyway to be honest mate just don't get greedy and never put in more than you are willing to HODL through the shit with. It's not a get rich quick scheme but can be very profitable to the patient man.

>>76526364
>16
Looks 40

Chloe and Sam are off Love Island lads

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Went to WakeStock once never again.

>>76526578
Wakefield's alright but the surrounding towns are some of the most depressing places I've ever been to, and I've visited villages in the outback of North Africa.

Imagine how bad it must be to grow up somewhere like Pontefract, Castleford, Featherstone, Ossett, Knottingley or Dewsbury.

t. Leeds

>>76526578
L U P S E T
U
P
S
E
T

>>76526364
isnt he getting arrested for childporn after puting a video of him getting a bkowjob on instagran

some lads stole a million quids worth of jewellery in broad daylight in my city today.

ill publish my book and kill myself right after so i will enter the legend

>>76526364
https://twitter.com/lilpumpjetskiii?lang=en

Is he famous cause that sin't many twitter followers

>>76526632
Please don't be mean to Wales. Thanks.

>>76526635
Kinsley's the worst.

But I'm glad I didn't grow up in Leeds. It's too big, everyone's a cunt, and it's just tiring to be in for too long.

Doing a poo

>>76526649
On a scale of 1 to 10 how black were they?

>>76526692
dont know. they had bike helmets on.

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>>76526669
I am Welsh though so it's okay

>>76526677
North Leeds master race reporting in.

Normanton is also pretty vile.

>>76526658
his music videos get a few millions i think

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>>76526654
I'd fuck Lola desu, cute face, nice curves.

Who went glasto?

really want emily maitlis to sit on my face

>>76526658
>twitter

alri' granddad, it's all baout instagram these days

>>76526711
I'd still prefer if you'd not. Cheers.

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... late Sue selfie 26 June 2017 ...

There wouldn't be any northern English culture without Irish immigration

>>76526716
Is that the one me dad warns me about because it's full of pakis

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ritsu, lads. she's cute, she's sweet. i love her.

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>>>/biz/2623637

going insane

>>76526729
Literally nobody with an opinion worth listening to on anything

>>76526740
same
been a fan for a long time

>>76526753
Northern English just held on to their Celtic habits. Liverpool is an Irish city through and through though. The English mock it constantly but all the Paddies i talk to are absolutely in love with Liverpool

Went hard in the gym today with the boys

>>76526753
the north west is fucking shite

it's all about yorkshire

Can't imagine being this much of a runt, fucking hell
>>76526189

>>76523094
emma watson has smelly pubes, she has some reallllyyyyy smelly pubes
emma watson has smelly pubes, they smell really baaaaaad

emma watson has smelly pubes
leaves them in the shower
she leaves them all over the street
because she's a piece of shiiiiit


[sung to the Doogie Howser theme]

>>76526812
>gym
bender
>with the boys
bender

>>76526807
>Paddies are in love with Liverpool

Is this true?

>>76526729
Ed Balls

where should I go travelling lads

>eatting fastfood
state

>>76526858
>eatting
>fastfood

state

>>76526729
not me because I don't have £300 left over from my student loans to waste

>>76526840
Yeah, I've been to Ireland loads of times and they all say they love to spend to the weekend there, groups of lads, girls, couples of all ages love Liverpool. And young lads would all jump at the chance to work on building sites over there

mgiht make diner

>>76526852
come to greece with me

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>>76526750
Don't worry I'm going back to Ausgaylia in August

>>76526840
They're alri
Prefer Glasgow as an Irish city

>>76526814
Yorkshire another good Irish city

just eviscerated my pineal gland lads

>>76526897
>>76526852
where in greece are you guys going, i might come too

makign srit fryt

>>76526932
siros

don't mess me around sunshine

having a mild howl trying to fathom a frenchman, an anglo, and a yank on holiday in greece
literally sounds like the start of a joke haha

yank trains look so comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYf7PNSajoQ

>>76526979
nah it would be a good laugh methink

>>76526979
Would like a french and yank mate ngl

>>76526837
emma watson has smelly pubes,
she drinks from the toilet,
emma watson has smelly pubes,
she leeeeaves them in boooooks

[sung to the Doogie Howser theme]

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>>76526261
buy gold
it's much more stable

>>76526654
>we all have preferences
True love, I prefer my female to be human x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjf6GnKq01U
sad choon

>>76527013
had a french and a canadian mate back in uni (both girls)
they were alri just kind of boring

why do jews think they're white?

anyone remember Cuckio and Earl 2: Panic on Cuckotron?

Having tea with Charles and Camilla at the Wellington Farmer's Market on Friday lads

>>76526979
it would be banter if u were all lads

Covfeefee

>when creep gets the biggest cheer of the night for radiohead at glastonbury
would LOVE to see glastonbury get allahu'd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUI0sfmfF1Y

>>76527114
KEK
Nice to see a fellow 'pede over here!
Shadilay!

>>76526261
don't listen to the other guy. crypto is literally free money right now. just don't put everything into one coin like a retard. people are making 500% returns within months, gold isn't going to do that for you.

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You have arrived at your destination. Please mind the gap.

>>76527118
whats wrong with that

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Ladies and gentlemen, we shall be landing at Manchester International Airport
Please fasten your seatbelts

>>76527130
Belter lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOhnKIVLzOwHere's another nostalgic belter.

>>76527138
What is this shadilay gimmick?

I have just listened to Jordan Petersons podcast with Joe Rogan - twice. Simply put, it was a few hours that changed the way I view the world. Thank you.

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>>76527177
fuck I've been caught again

the gym is for middle class benders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUbYI00F87Y

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The next train to arrive at Platform 2 is the 23:12 Northern Service to Manchester Piccadilly

>>76527118
oooh you're hard

>>76527218
holy fucking reddit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quuEMctHGCQ

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mainland cucks on suicide watch

>>76527206
Shadilay is a band that had a song called P.E.P.E and on the album art is a from who is performing magic with a want. le magapedes of the_donald thought this was amazing cause le kek meme magic centepedes so they started spouting shadilay

>>76527206
no clue
a quick google says it's a song by an Italian band called P.E.P.E., so that must be why /pol/ is all over it

>>76526261
>>76527146
crypto is literally unregulated gambling and ponzi/pyramid schemes right now, take that however you like

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w-why do pakis hate he so much?

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>>76527237
>tfw Michael Jackson really did do the music for Sonic 3

>>76527267
Other way around lad. PEPE was the band.

>>76527296
Don't give a shit fuck off

>>76527239
From London?

at the 'rents for a few days, so much nicer than my shitty fucking flat

>sleeping in a double bed
>shower is nice and powerful
>espresso machine
>mummy cooks my tea
>bacon sarnies for brekkie

wish i was a kid again, took it for granted

jk rowling is a fucking cunt of a human being

>>76527279
I have a whippet. Terrible house dogs, but loveable and amazing if you own enough land for them to run about in. Should always have a second dog for them to socialise with imo

>>76527279
ugly, smelly, loud, annoying

>>76527306
No need to be a twat Southernpoor.

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the morning commute from london to luton

dont care

>>76527312
From Bolton x

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how do I get a hairy gf?

>>76527359
had no clue that people commuted FROM London

>>76527346
Fuck off ye paki cunt, upa ra

might drop a vile grimy cack in your nans gobbo 2bh

>>76527359
would be the other way round you donut

>>76527181
Absolute tune. I will be posting my childhood computer game nostalgia for the next five to eleven posts I reckon. Stay tuned. >>76527237

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBMWuWE0eKw

>>76527236

depends
some gyms are full of working class lads smashing steds

>>76527359
actually looks quite comfy

probably smells bad though

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>>76527357
>He thinks I'm Southern
>He thinks I'm English

Love drinking
Love fighting
Love pubs
Love Liverpool
Hate Protestants
MIGHT be Irish, just like them simple as

amazing how easy a language portuguese is

just put a deposit on a 2 bedroom barratt homes townhouse newbuild in milton keynes

will only have to pay it off until I'm 60 and then it will be all mine

>>76527429
>gif
fuck off

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>>76527402
Wouldn't mind doing a Chinese sleeper train 2bh

>>76527446
>Scouser wondering if he's Irish
Thick Mick twat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N91jhELYuB4

>>76527475
Literally Irish though

any new noncebusting videos

>>76527462
who the fuck commutes from newcastle every day

love pints
love dropping cacks
love ciggies
love bashing irish and northerner heads in
not a paki, just a southern englishman

simple as la

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First rain in ages tomorrow

>>76527462
>people commute to London from Northumberland
Refuse to believe this is true every time I see it

>>76527346
Pakis, or the dogs?

>>76527516
socialist scum

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you arrive in Scarborough

>>76527519
>he lives in the (((south)))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YBrFcYN1Tc

>>76527472
those are hard sleepers. its unnecessary. you can have your own room and bed for a tiny bit more

feel sick and tired
just want to die

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>>76527513
>southern Englishman
>bashing Irish heads
I might believe it of a Scot or maybe even the odd northern Englishman but now you're just being pathetic

>>76523094
>Rainy night
>Miserable, just looking out my window
>Drinking whiskey

Might go for a walk and bring the whiskey with me, don't think I'll get very far though might just find somewhere to sit in the damp.

>>76527114
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GMmGxZ_GHnU

>>76527541
is this the new barratt homes development

>>76527553
come to high wycombe in 15 minutes and I'll sort you out with a brick

why do labour voters keep saying corbyn is pm

hallelujah is a tune and a half

>>76527552
yeah I know
It's part of the experience though. I'd like to do a hard sleeper at least once

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>>76527581
>why do pakis lie?

>>76527571
Doing the same except I'm sitting inside and intend to keep it that way. The fuck is the point in going for a walk ye pensioner

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>>76527538

>>76527206
its a song from 1986 and became popular during the trump campaign because its album art has a frog and the band is called pepe.
people on /brit/ use it ironically to make fun of anyone who says something right-wing, in the same way you would call a commieposter comrade.

>>76527507

more than likely just CEOs who fly down for a couple of days at a time

>>76527581
He had MANDATE to lead despite the Tories getting more votes and seats than the self-styled "Progressive Alliance"

>>76527581
it was his turn and he fucking won

Neck is fucked because I don't wear suncream

>>76527601
why the fuck would a CEO live in newcastle?

>>76527558
would LOVE to see your face after I'm done caving it in you utter drillbit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBdlScU7N6M

>>76527592
true. there are some lads who go on those transsiberian ones and get piss drunk with random russians

Just popped a lemon & honey Locket up the ol' rectum

>>76527598
Ah it's nice to walk under the street lights and beats sitting around doing fuck all but thinking to yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMaGq6vn7hg

>>76527635
Fuck up, southern English are pampered wee fruits and everyone knows it. Bet you think your hard cause ye wear chav clothes and try to look intimidating with your 5 other borderline middle-class wankstains your call mates. Embarrassing

>>76527507
I know someone who lives near Blackpool who works lives and works in London for the MoD or something and goes home over the weekends
I also have a lecturer who lives and works in Preston then drives to his home in Llandudno for the weekend

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>>76527581
>>76527613
>MFW a Labour voting friend (20 year old Student) actually said to me
>I thought that if the leading party didn't get enough seats they just had to give all those seats to the second party
>Why the fuck did you think that
>Well you know the Tories weren't good enough for half the country so Corbyn should get them

CATs

5000mg of bicarbonate soda and coffee enema'd right up the ol' exhaust pipe lads

>>76527676
What I've learned from your nostalgia posts
>you're old and didn't even have good taste

>>76527628

it's not newcastle though. it's countryside nearby.

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>>76527679
Not correct.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Lvm1tv1mE

>>76527684
yeah that definitely happened mate

Is it socially acceptable to chill at mates houses and go to cinemas etc past the age of 18

>>76527541
already here mate, best town in Britain

fuck whitby codheads

>>76527717
what do you mean not correct

>>76526755
All those places are full of pure white trash.

cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud-bV9kkyso

>>76527741
Yes of course

>>76527741
of course it is you autistic nonce

>>76527726
Right after work today no word of a lie.

>>76527623
Hasn't even been sunny you madman.

New

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>>76527692
wew, you are in for the shit of your life lad

>>76527741
no

the time for fun has ended

now get off your fat arse and be productive

>Speak to girl who looks mixed race, as in, has black looking features
>Turns out she's actually 100% caucasian, just half Italian

Was True Romance right?

>>76527705
You are entitled your opinion, despite it being worthless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uInmFU6JkU

>>76527392
Good lad.