The yellow pill edition
*doesn't fuck off*
>>76521856
Next one
>>76521836
What about it?
*BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*
GUYS should i have chili or clam chowder for lunch?
Bout ta smoke this bowl for you /cum/
>>76521902
I wear sunscreen because I don't want melanoma.
>>76521897
>>76521923
>*shoots you in Spanish*
well, the last episode of lwa was pretty trash
>>76521923
chowda
>>76521957
Has somebody in your family had skin cancer? Do you have many moles?
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
rip prodigy
Hate being a wagie
>>76522005
why are white bois so thicc?
>>76522005
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
i need to act like this
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>76522272
you mean touching your peepee?
>>76522005
>>76522109
>>76522346
Fuck Drumpf
>>76522102
They were made for the bbc
Can you be straight edge if you have prescriptions?
We're 6 months into the year
so far the year of the gf has been one big joke
>>76522536
cool
>>76522536
hi
This is the ideal female body.
it'll happen, just have faith
>>76522572
just found out a lot of black pornstars have to inject trimix because they can't get hard kek
No this is
>>76522447
yum
women are gay
>twiggy will NEVER be my gy
*screams into a pillow*
WHY WHY WHY
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Bahawalpur_explosion?wprov=sfla1
Damn
>On 25 June 2017, atank truckexploded nearAhmedpur EastinPakistan'sBahawalpur District, killing at least 153 people and injuring more than 117 others. The truck overturned when its driver attempted to make a sharp turn on theN-5 National Highway. Once the news of the accident spread to nearby villages, hundreds of residents rushed to the scene to loot the truck of its fuel cargo. The explosion is believed to have been caused when someone lit acigarette.
I have a scheme to move to San Jose, Costa Rica for 5 months and using buses to navigate the areas nearby.
Thoughts?
>>76522727
Do it and have fun
>>76522727
That's not a scheme it's more of a proposal
I've done cardio every day for 5 or 6 months
But I still have really soft and girly pecs, stomach, etc.
I need to get toned before college starts in August. I'm transferring. I really want to make friends this time. Like, i'm really really gonna try.
Has anyone here ever done this
BABABOOBLEEEEEEEEEEE
Today is my birthday! I turn 22!
>foot kraut
>>76522947
my condolences
>>76522947
I forgot the cake ;_;
>>76522947
lol my chihuahua does the same thing
Stop torturing meeeee ;__;
i want to ride a dick
I eat these /cum/ threads up. Cannot get enough /cum/.
me irl
>be chinese
>smoke 3 packs a day
>wear surgical masks in non-smoggy areas
i don't get it
>>76523406
As hard as it may be to believe, there are more deadly airborne pathogens than cigarette smoke.
>>76523506
In the Toronto suburbs?
>>76523406
it's funny because they think the surgical masks protect them when all a surgical mask does is stop you from getting spit on other people
>>76523755
based
Wish I was a musician
Or an athlete
Not bad enough to become one though
guys i asked my mom to buy me some apple pie when we were out but they were sold out...
>>76523882
Pursue music. Waiting tables is great experience that can take you places in the food service industry. One day you may even be a disgruntled line cook.
Just got outta work laddy boys
And a black lady just got on my empty subway car with a shirt that says "attack every thing" in big block letters
Rip me
fuck waifufags
>>76523936
Rude to all the music production majors in this itt thread
pop a perky just to start up
two cups of purple just to warm up
HE'S GOTTA GETTA A GOOK
lmao speaking of gooks. yesterday i was looking out my window at the people walking by my house, it was asians 90% asians.
also nothing wrong with asians.
>Put people on government healthcare
>If you remove the healthcare, they can no longer afford healthcare
>This is somehow proof that government healthcare works
>>76524044
RIP anon
>>76524298
walmart is third world
i just realized im also a shitposter
>>76524351
Yes.
>>76524402
T H I C C
>>76524402
nice
>>76524713
What are you writing sport?
Did my homework AT school, now I've got the evening to myself
>>76524810
nerd
>>76521856
Summers are very warm here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn-ZhDY_6L8
>mexicans
Hmmmmm
>>76524233
they are nice and quiet neighbors to have
>>76524810
I did this a lot.
WoW for days.
>he calls DC "Washington"
>he calls Washington "Washington State"
>>76524924
this
I feel like crud
You're my guys and this is our team. Gabriella is not important. I'll forget about her. I'll forget the audition and we'll go out and get that champion for the team. Everybody happy now?
-Donald Trump
thirsty boy hehe
>>76525005
probably just trying to eat the straw
>>76524924
I refer to it as "Washing the State."
>>76524885
Because of the Spanish??
>>76525005
Aww doggy doggo!!
The g-ma got me a fidget spinner
will this help me get a gf??
>>76524924
this
>>76525060
Why did I laugh
They grow up so fast.
>>76524924
>>76524955
>my irrelevant backwater state with so little culture it could not even come up with an original name which has two cities of any consequence (neither of which are nice cities) deserves as much recognition as the political capital of the entire western bloc
RIP old pepsi logo
>>76525132
Neither of us live in Washington, you flagless idiot.
why do leafs produce absolutely patrician death metal
Name some native canadian products and brands
its 00:08 and im sitting in my living room drinking on a monday night with work in the morning
where did it all go so wrong?
>>76525286
At 15
Would you?
>>76525275
gorguts
>>76525286
you have a job, a place to live, money for alcohol, an internet connection.
things are great desu.
Meeting old people who complain about pain is scary.
Met a guy not 35 told me he's been drinking for 10 years to dull his back pain.
Hope that doesn't happen to me.
>>76525275
Coffee Crisp
>>76525348
There's a peepee on the other side, isn't there?
>>76525339
h-how did you know
>>76525360
growing older sucks my bud
>>76525406
Yes. Would you?
>>76525348
>>76525456
No.
That's disgusting.
No, I do not wear sunscreen every day. If I plan to spend >1 hour in direct sulight then I would wear sunscreen. I think I would get a sunburn after >6 hours in direct sunlight.
>>76525478
Same. I agree. Just wondering.
how's your day going friends?
>>76525456
Thursty ass nigga
>>76525456
That's a nice vulva.
>>76525348
>>76525456
never fear gay boy here
i would tear that arsehole apart
>>76524962
Why, bud?
BF (donkey teeth) and me on the right.
>>76525644
Just another day like the other day
This is why I'm so sad all the time.
Haha. Hey bro, you want to come over for a beer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC9Ni-IPnAc
This is some powerful shit.
is there a country without a single black person in it?
What's the best Filthy Frank video? I heard the guy is funny
>>76526055
No.
>>76525132
FRIG OFF HATER WASHINGTON STATE IS A CENTRAL POINT FOR SOME OF THE GREATEST INDIE MUSIC I HAVE EVER KNOWN
Dentist put weird sticky shit in my mouth and it doesn't taste at all like strawberry
took me a while to find the thread because I had filtered the op and his image
>Cucks county
>>76526222
;)))
i got metal grates put into my mouth and they never said if they'll remove them. i think i'll have them forever
night, lads
delco is an abomination
>>76526251
*shoves you down*
you: w-wait c-cucks I-I mean BUCKS county! I was just kidding!
me: alri
*pulls you back up*
*leans into you*
*whispers at 120 db*
me: never again
>>76526266
A tongue crib?
>>76526301
nakts
>>76526304
unironically kys
>>76526339
not quite, it's literally just a short wire behind my front bottom teeth, unconnected to any other part of the mouth. it's meant to prop those smaller teeth up.
i want that haircut with the 0 on the sides and the top gel'd back
what do you guys think
Diversity is our strength.
America has no culture.
I bought a videogame on steam today because gaben did it again
>>76526487
not sure if you based this off the misquotes of macron, but macron said that in a larger speech talking about how each region of france is unique, and that should be valued.
>>76526312
>posting false narratives
*tries to shove me down*
*I grab his arm and slam him on the wall*
Me:what did you say to me boyyyyy
You in squealing tone: I-I-I want you to fuck my wife
Me: O...Oh....Why didn't you say so doshgarnit?
And everyone was happy. The end
>>76526532
Which is a major step back from past generations trying to unify France. He wants them divided to easily import more niggers and Arabs.
It hurts to get hard
How do I fix this?
>>76526433
the government should replace at least one of those old ass crackkkers with my nigga King Tut
>wrote a 5-paragraph essay about the history of the Roman Empire
>didn't even have to submit it as part of the project
yey
>>76526574
*not standing near a wall*
*break your arm grab*
*push you back*
You: what did you say to me boyyyyy
Me: I said FRIG OFF HATER WASHINGTON STATE IS A CENTRAL POINT FOR SOME OF THE GREATEST INDIE MUSIC I HAVE EVER KNOWN
You: .....
>>76526592
would de-centralization benefit right wingers more?
>>76526645
Time wasted, you should be furious
>>76526596
Amputate
>>76526680
he learned something though
>Time wasted, you should be furious
*he posts on 4chan*
>>76526715
I'm not living
I'm just killing time
>>76526666
*gives you weirded out stare*
Me:Check em....Satan!
*fires lazers through eyes at digits*
>>76526794
*not sure what to say*
me: wanna watch sagwa the siamese cat with me
>>76526715
Yeah but memes are fun and so is shitposting
So is it really wasted time?
>>76526707
He's on /int/ of all places, probably already knew it
>>76526878
Yup, didn't like it.
>>76526878
That's kind of hot desu
>>76526878
I've just licked her pussy
I REALLY didn't enjoy it. I did it one more time after that and it still tasted horrible
>tfw hungry
2 hour drive to detroit
Should I go?
>>76526878
>that feel when she is taking forever to cum and your tongue is super sore and in pain
>>76526927
>licking the part of body with lowest hygiene
aw
race wars when
>>76526954
That's cool.
>>76526927
Your ass is gay, faggot
>>76526954
Same here anon.
>>76526818
Na, I'm straight kid...
Oh...and kid... *flicks coin at you*
Keep the change..
vaginas are fucking nasty, don't know why anyone would want to stick their dick in one
>>76526927
>being a submissive faggot
You just failed the gay test
>>76527129
incredibly effeminate poster
stop replying to the german
>>76526794
Yo buck
Just a little gem I noticed(might be a glitch but I tried to take a picture but it didnt work, so I took a pic with my phone)
Notice our flags
>>76527186
kys
I will be having tea with Prince Charles and Camilla at the Wellington Farmer's Market on Friday
The biggest news today within the bombshell of the SNES Classic is unquestionably Star Fox 2.
For myriad reasons (it was canceled over 20 years ago, the ideas have been subsumed into other Star Fox games, the series itself is not doing particularly well, and the controversies surrounding the FX chip) it seemed like an official release of this game would never, ever happen.
Star Fox is a series that is very near and dear to my heart. After losing my brother to suicide last year, I played through each entry of the series (including the unfinished rom of 2) and it definitely aided me in my coping. With the future of the franchise seemingly in limbo, getting this news today was extremely exciting and I can't wait to finally play Star Fox 2 as it was originally intended!
im no expert, but though my research i know vaginas are your mouths friend, not buttholes
>>76527219
kys cuck
>>76527186
very poorly thought out response
>>76527201
Why iare Canadian posters like nagging wives?
"Stop doing this"
"OMG you're make me cry"
>>76527235
vaginas and buttholes are both nasty, sex is horribly overrated
>>76522947
>22
is this the 90s
>>76527222
I'm not going to read that.
>>76523553
Soon inshallah
>>76527259
You are lowering the quality of this thread
despacito already hit 2 billion.
>>76527068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxrK9-O5G_o
ok let's watch
>>76527212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA
FRIGGGGGGG DUDE double rainbow
>>76527268
this i'll be a virgin until i die
*blocks your path*
The German proxy fag, Ontario, and Cara are all faggots.
>>76527363
kill yourself
>>76527363
I agree with this statement.
>>76526680
I'm like him
despacito is trash and so is 99% of spanish music. fuck everyone who listens to it.
>>76527360
when I see that pic all I can think of this how far I could carry her if she was injured and we were under fire
libertarians are dumb
>>76527363
Correct.
>>76527255
LOYAL SHE REMAINS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl9HD01V704
>>76527363
most people don't like me this isn't new
>>76527421
Librarians are NOT dumb sHUT Up
>>76526878
Ewwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
>>76526954
I'm like you
>>76527404
gasolina was a lot better
>>76527416
What?
>>76527438
fuck off with your terrible posts ryan
>>76527470
about half a mile honestly
>>76527339
my Nigga, schomoyoho is the shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0OzxvClwoU&list=PL3FF68F6AC6E7A0F5&index=6
>>76527438
I like you.
>>76527438
I was talking about Toronto, but you can be on that list as well
>>76527554
you are also a terrible poster. that would make sense
>>76527438
I like you but you have some bad habits you need to address
>>76527576
kys
>tfw everything was down but I earned SBD today which went up by 50%
Am I a faggot, LA?
>>76527616
No one cares about you.
>>76527589
fitemeirl
>>76527605
what caused it to fall?
>>76527624
I didn't ask for your opinion, you cock-worshiping troglodyte.
Imagine being Warren Buffet and knowing that any minuscule thing you could have a major impact on the stock market and possibly the world economy
>>76527525
honestly need to be teleported back to 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ahGSPJ5OSI
>>76527646
I don't care about you either
>>76527616
Sucked any dicks lately?
If yes, then I have some bad news for you
>>76527637
Correction happens every two weeks in this bull market. Whenever that happens you should buy more (whatever your favourite coin is)
>>76527659
>accidentally fart in a room with your richest investors
>they all leave and never call you back
>>76527646
Everyone hates you.
>>76527666
Dumb virgin manlet
Do you think George HW Bush can control his bowels?
>>76527689
bad post
>>76527733
only two of those things honestly
>>76527689
excellent post
https://youtu.be/N-mTb1YRzBA
Everyone here hates me now. Migrating to /dixie/.
See you all in purgatory
I'M FUCKING MELTING HERE
>>76527771
I like you.
>>76527781
serves you right
When will the footkraut fuck off? Nobody likes him and everyone knows he's a virgin NEET.
>>76527835
When will you fuck off, you big bully?
>>76527835
Can you imagine somebody being over 20 years old AND a virgin? hahaha
REMOVE FOOTKRAUT
>>76527781
it's like our condition in August here.
>>76527835
stop talking about him and stop replying to him. I filtered him you all should do the same.
>>76527862
Are you here because of the porn?
>>76527865
I filtered him as well but people keep replying to him so my illusion of him not being here keeps being broken.
>>76527771
wtf
your a good poster
>>76527886
wandering around and just coming here for the fun.
Just received a filtered (You)
Received a filtered (You)
Can you imagine being so pathetic you have to pretend to people online you're not a virgin NEET
please stop bullying footkraut
>>76522623
>Things I tell myself to stay proud of my 4" dick
am i the only virgin here? i think most of you are like ~27 years old.
i'm not a neet though...
>>76527947
Glad you recognize the best general on /int/
Just filtered the worst coast
Shan't be giving any of the posts above me (You)'s
>>76528043
this post is below you
>>76528043
What the fuck did I do
what the fuck is her DOING
>>>/pol/131411322
>>76528020
You'll lost your virginity like you lost your childhood, don't worry about it
>Filtering people
how much more butt hurt can you get?
>>76528014
You don't have to imagine it when you're living it, bud ;)
>>76528020
i refuse to connect with other people in that way
Absolutely REEKS of flyover ITT
>>76525275
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Canadian_brands
haha wappoo wapop yippi woopopowpowaa woopo wopa owpa
>>76528093
That ain't MOMMY
e
>>76528020
Just take drugs loser
Guess the song.
LALALALALALALALALA
LALALALALALALALA
LALA LA LA LA LA LA LA LALA LALALALA
>>76528196
death grips
>>76528181
i actually was working on it last time i was at uni. i took shrooms once and my old friends dragged me to three parties.
i also didn't drink last time i was at university, now i think it's fun.
If I ever decide to off myself I'm going to take people with me
>>76528229
No, it was happy days are here again.
>>76528276
don't do that
Some no coiner just begged me for money, told him to ask mr noseberg for a pay raise
Back from the store
>>76528381
MARKET OF CHOICE?!?
>be me
>try murder suicide
>noodle arms can't hold gun straight
>would-be-victims start laughing at me
>spaghetti falls out of pockets
>try offing myself
>gun jams
>cops show up
>get put in jail and assraped by trone every night
@76528397
That wasn't humorous. I hope you feel bad that you wasted time writing it
>>76528397
topkek submitting this to /r/4chan
>>76528390
I stopped by
We have like five of them here so it's hard to avoid
>making a thread this early
>New thread already
>not reading my post
I forgot you have the emotional maturity of a teenage girl
/dead/
*sharts*
Whatever happened to /cum/ mansion?
That shit was funny
>>76528804
gross
Based Janny banned Footkraut again
>>76528838
So that explains why 20 posts went missing
>>76528413
Thread would've still been over 10 posts early you flaming faggot
SoCal should be firebombed
Kys
>>76528864
great post
Its 86 goddamn degrees up in the mountains and I still saw enough snow in one area to resemble a snow resort in February
Placer more like Trasher
>>76528863
>297
>10 posts early
Kyss my nutsack you tranny
rude
>>76528971
The post limit is 310, not 300
Did Tyrone fuck up your brain by banging the back of your throat with his cock, Jose?
/dixie bullied me so I'm back
>>76529017
>"le I follow the rule"
Or else what? You gon' snitch on me? Huh, you little bitch
>>76529086
>getting bullied by an autistic turk and conway
>297 ISNT 10 POSTS BELOW LIMIT UR RITORD!!!!
>F-FUCK U I DNT FOLW RULEZ I'Z JUS PRITNOD TWO BE RITORD XXDDDD
The absolute state of Chicanos
>visiting /dixie/
looks like my only true home is /cp/
>ACTS ALL TOUGH
>"HURRR I'M GONNA TELL ON YOU FER BREAKING RULEZ!! MOMMY!!! JANNY!!"
Turn your flag on pussy. Lets see what redneck shit hole you're from.
>Chicanos
If you like being wrong, then sure, Tyrone. We know thinking was never your thing.
>>76529153
kys
>>76529121
kys
New
>>76529226
>>76529226
>>76529226
Real thread not made by butthurt Illinois poster
>>76528315