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post the pepe that best sums up your feelings

>>76519720
must have been from the /britlgbt/ thread, i dont really post anywhere else

stick a pony in me pocket

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>>76519775

JUST

>>76519816
Can't unsee that graph tbqh

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zozzling

made in chelsea is an absolutely disgusting show, how can anyone like any of these people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FVY6Pxtu6Q

I have a boner lads

>>76519977
*rubs it*

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>>76519893

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*tannoy sounds*

This is a customer and colleague announcement. Would Sara Davidson please report to the bogs.

That's Sara Davidson... to the bogs.

Thank you.

*tannoy sounds again*

>>76519965
not a tarquin but i just cannot understand how people can watch almost anything on tv

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>>76519787

“Goddamn kids with their stupid—rrragh! I am beyond late!” Mew Tuely angrily mused as she slid her sedan into her personal parking space, tires chirping as the vehicle popped to a slanted stop. The pokemon was in one hell of a rush this morning: owing primarily to a group of ghost-types that had held her up leaving her posh suburban home for nearly ten minutes, which kept her from beating the morning rush as usual, forced her onto the turnpike (which, go figure, turned out to be under heavy construction) and ultimately now had her arriving at her office almost thirty minutes behind schedule — on an early A.M meeting day like this one, this was unacceptable.
“Those idiots totally screwed me! Who the hell tries to panhandle with a roadside car-wash service at six in the morning! Uugh!” Tuely ranted further as she hustled towards the building’s entrance, dark-blue blazer and side-split pencil skirt swishing against her well-curved body and ebony heels clickity-clacking rapidly against the sidewalk as she went, assets a-jiggling all the way..
“If I ever see those punks again I’ll...I’ll...uh…”

Mew trailed off as she was forced to a sudden stop. Astonishingly, the very same gang of ghosts were brazenly loitering around her place of work’s main entrance! Pointed thoughts of how the malcontents managed to beat her here or why the bunch of Haunters were leering so eagerly her way fell by the wayside as Tuely’s rage took over. Unfortunately she couldn’t risk simply psy-beaming them away (like she had resorted to earlier this morning) considering the circumstances...so she summoned up some hidden reserves of restraint, grit her teeth and stomped onward, pushing her way through the crowd of ghastly goons determined to not give them even the time of day, let alone an ounce of her attention. She got an extra layer of shock when the gang began to speak up as she stalked between them, though.

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chortling

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>76520030
"Hey ma, good lookin’ out!”
“Ey look shorty’s followin’ us! Das alright lady we don’t mind the company…”
“Eh-heh-heh yo baby c’mon n’ chill wit us a while, eh?”
“Damn dat’s an ass I could tap all day! All day, son!”
“Nice tits bitch! Har har!”

Tuely ignored the jibes and cat-calls with relative ease, but just as she was nearly clear of the ghoulish gathering she felt a clawed, three-pronged paw slink around her back and grab a handful of her plush buttocks in a cheeky squeeze. Well, she couldn’t ignore that — Mew Tuely’s eyes emitted a violent fuchsia flash, and a powerful blast of psychic energy briefly lit up the well-landscaped entrance to the proud office building. When the dust settled, Tuely glanced around briefly to confirm with a satisfied nod that her countermeasure to the unsolicited groping had been successful. The ghosts were nowhere to be seen, so with one more pleased huff she turned on her heel and headed inside, refocusing her attention on the meeting she needed to lead this morning, and what sort of excuse she’d give for arriving so late.


***

>>76520032
IRELAND
SAVIOR OF EUROPE

>>76520017
DONT NICK MY FUCKING GIMMICK nah you're alright Hun :) x

>>76520017
grim

Why 2 threads

>>76520030
>>76520068
Accidentally read one word of this. Don't know what a tuely is and guess I never will.

>>76520068
***


“...and so, while profit margins are middling so far this quarter I believe with the following proposed synergy-affirming policy changes we can right our course and return to our previous state of upward-trending growth from last year’s holiday season. Now, as you can see here…”
As it turned out Tuely had worried more than she needed — the meeting, despite starting a little late, was proceeding just fine now. After all her harried whinging there was really nothing to worry about. She was totally in her element now, the commanding presence at the head of her corporate vehicle and all she had to do now was go through the motions and—

-yoink-

Tuely stiffened at the sudden, disturbingly familiar feeling of a hand grabbing her ass. Reflexively she whipped around to confront the culprit...only to confront the bare boardroom wall behind her. A round of confused murmurs from her audience quickly turned the woman back around. Not really having the luxury of considering what just happened, Tuely shook her head and soldiered on. Not two seconds after she’d returned fully to the presentation though, her shapely rear was once again non-consensually pinched. This time it felt as though two hands had snuck under her skirt, while (even more distressingly) a third mitt slithered invisibly down the front of her lacy black undergarments, unseen digits digging precariously into the cleft of her crotch. Stumbling again in her speech as she furtively glanced down her front, the baffled businesswoman again saw...nothing at all. Despite her eyes spying no perpetrator, her body wasn’t lying: something or someone was definitely diddling her hardcore, right in the middle of the meeting!

>>76520084
>MY

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George Osbanter

>>76520102
Then, from the silence her second awkward pause had left in the room came the faintest whispered giggles, emanating from just over her shoulders.
“hehehee...hey bitch, remember us…?”
The Haunters! Tuely’s eyes lit up with stifled fury — those no-good thugs actually had the brazen balls to follow her invisibly into the building and up into the meeting room, despite the psychic thrashing she thought had scared them off earlier! This was now a truly worst-case scenario: Tuely couldn’t possibly call the meeting prematurely, for fear of her assembled peers and subordinates getting a front-row seat to their boss being fingerbanged by a gang of street spectres as much as the professional standards she rigorously kept. No, she decided, this was not a no-win situation: she could easily ignore a couple dumb kids. Clearing her throat, the leading lady pointedly patted her clenched thighs under her dark skirt and launched into a well-researched treatise on inter-office management reform.

Sadly no amount of foresight or prep-work could have kept Tuely from splitting her attention here. Despite her best efforts, the harassed honcho’s speaking ability continued to deteriorate. For every eloquent explanation she gave another broken up with awkward pauses and stuttered tied-tongue mispeakings, on account of the growing number of unseen assailants gang-glomping their hated hands into the pokemon’s every nook and cranny. The whole of Tuely’s shapely body was under the gun now: a dozen transparent talons grapples, kneaded and clawed her plump breasts beneath her black blazer — with a couple going further still to tweak and tug on her instinctively-stiffening nipples — while a dozen more stroked, slapped and squeezed her bodacious booty and fat upper thighs. Just when she thought it couldn’t get any worse, a new challenge approached…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeJw2_s9byM

>he's a celt
lmao
>he's an anglo-saxon
lmao
>he's a norman
good lad

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Why do young Brits sound like they are talking in Jamaican patois

>>76520113
I started it, it's my gimmick

>>76520157
it's a london ting still

>>76520157
West London had (and still has) a large Jamiacan community that thrives and influences our culture

i like them tbqh

>>76520170
No I did

>>76520157
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multicultural_London_English

>>76520157
what are you on about? just because we use 2 loanwords like mandem and peng and ting doesnt mean anything, the english language itself is built on loanwords from other languages

>>76520157
Influx of Jamaicans into London

>>76520068
>>76520102
>>76520143
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

hate snarky arrogant students

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>>76520147
which of you did this?

>>76520197
WEST LANDAN MENTIONED

>>76520157
Cus we ar ya rassclart

Kiss me teet, oi mandem pree dis wetbwoi looooool

need earring suggestions lads

>>76520147
SCREECHING

>>76520221
>earring
post boipucci

>>76520198
Check the archives

>>76520199
Really enjoyed reading this page
Any similar sources of linguistic information?

>>76520221
simple stud will do just fine

>>76520147

Fuck me that's 5 mins from where I live in Isleworth

I was in that bus the day before

>>76520257
not bent
>>76520263
not a working class runt

>>76519965
Saw the blonde fella in Belfast airport on the way to London once. Called him a fruit and he went red in the face and looked down at his phone haha.

>>76520289
studs are the only not-completely-bent earring there is

>>76520197
>west london

i think you mean south and east london

>>76520285
i used to live in Isleworth, gresham road i think it was. long time ago now though.

>>76520285
it could have been you abusing that pole

>>76520308
Good lad

>>76520309
t. complete bender that wears studs in his ears

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>>76520221

>>76520308
Ooh you're ard

>>76520331
uh idk mate
all i know is im from Notting Hill in west lonodn and it was basically a Jamaican ghetto in the 80s before it got all gentrified

>>76520369
arder than the chelsea ponce that's for sure haha

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>>76519787

>>76520263
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:English_language_in_England

bunch of pages here

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anime

>>76520336

That's Hounslow no?

>>76520358
thinking of getting a bigger ring but also want something dangly

>>76520395
Because you're called him a fruit? Loool funny definition of hard mate

>dodgy ulster paddies get more in just a few meetings that lib dems did in five years
radical centrists are pathetic

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prove me wrong

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>tfw my street has its own wikipedia page

its not even a piddling runt page, its a good 10-12 paragraphs

>>76520413
oo you are right, cant think where i lived in isleworth, lived there before hounslow.

I'm glad we came to an agreement: abortion is murder

HOWLING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgo1GSusttM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgo1GSusttM

>>76520436
because he got scundered and looked away instead of saying something to me

must've known i'd have knahked is ballix in

>>76520471
>implying you didn't make it yourself
doxing you by your IP address now kid

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whoa...Is this true? It has over 20k retweets so it must be

>>76520471
That many truck assaults? Tragic...

>>76520529
it actually is true though

>>76520536
irrelevant country makes a contentless post
shocker

>>76520529
tbf there is credibly evidence Shakespeare actually didn't write his plays, but that Christopher Marlowe did instead
dont think anyone on the planet seriously believes it was some black chick though

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>>76520492

apparently many black slaves got their surnames from their masters surnames

there's a lot of black Williams, Jones, Davies, Lewis, Hughes and Roberts families now that i think about it...

hmmmm...

>>76520492
its good to see him smile a little
was worried he might not be capable of it anymore tbqh

>>76520289
>not bent
>wants an earring
Pick one you fucking bender.

>Prevalence also varied by racial/ethnic group, with non-Hispanic white children 30% more likely to be identified than non-Hispanic black children and 50% more likely than Hispanic children.
http://www.aappublications.org/content/early/2014/03/27/aapnews.20140327-1

Why does autism lead to higher levels of success

>>76520589
do you even know who amelia bassano is?

>>76520147
>those comments
>grr you say bad thing about polish you love muslim

Inane

can't see myself ever having sex

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>>76520529


WE

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>didn't get invited to work outing
>apparently it was all arranged on facebook

feel like I'm missing out things just because I don't use any social media

>>76520658
saw myself having it this morning haha

>>76518112
Kill, fuck, marry

Big mommy jew tits for the win desu

>>76520464
>no pictures of jawbreakers
Neck yourself

>on no fap
>watch way more porn than usual
why do i do this

>>76520626
someone's been sending him shit again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2zWwJMcMhI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2zWwJMcMhI

>>76520505
Probably didn't hear you because you muttered it under your breath you spineless gimp, then you went trying to brag to us giving it the big I AM

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>>76520640
already have it lad

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WEW

>>76520741
>that face

Ah yes a genetic cock-gargler.

>>76520751
bot

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>turtleqt is here

Timmy's log

>>76520741
you look incredibly bent
cute, but bent

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Ethereum down to $220

>>76520737
literally met his eyes as i said it haha are you a fruit too? you sound like one haha

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>>76520799

>>76520651
Not an African

>>76520589
>dont think anyone on the planet seriously believes it was some black chick though
Those people retweeting that tweet were being serious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iqBoormvf0

CHOOOOOOOOOON

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHNVbCXK1D0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHNVbCXK1D0

>>76520829
can you prove that?

>>76520741
Hi turtle

>>76520827
OINK OINK OINK
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76520842
nonce

>Polari (or alternatively Parlare, Parlary, Palare, Palarie, Palari; from Italian parlare, "to talk") is a form of cant slang used in Britain by some actors, circus and fairground showmen, professional wrestlers, merchant navy sailors, criminals, prostitutes, and the gay subculture.

Ohohoho
gimme a few days to memorise this stuff and ill have a fresh new gimmick for you homy polones

>>76520842
>>76520843
mine was first sweety x

>>76520817
You met a lot of fruits in your time then? Suppose living with your dad and his... 'mates' means you know the type eh?

Just because you looked at him from across the room doesn't mean he heard you, definitely did the virgin mumble and walked off

>>76520883
Clocks can be hanged, but second place is still first loser

>>76520827
Absolute state

>>76520885
haha yeah i have cuz i went to london remember? haha

was literally at the same table as him haha

>>76520852
http://www.snopes.com/amelia-bassano-william-shakespeare/

Anyone heard from Beth recently?

>>76520827
mate I've wanked to the girl in the first image

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this wojak sums up how I feel 80% of the time

>>76520879
kenneth williams used to speak it a lot in around the horn (i think), there are quite a lot of jokes in 50s and 60s films that use it too.

>>76520969
Wow do you want a medal

>>76520879
>cant slang
what?


cant is not a word

>>76520927
>snopes
fuck off /pol/

Porn isn't celebration of female gorgeousness, it is a celebration of their willingness to be degraded. All the hatred and disgust that women evoke can take a form of sexual urge to punish a despicable creature, and there really is nothing more disgusting than a user friendly fat bitch.
I had sexual fantasies before about kidnapping a hot girl and keeping her tied up for years just feeding her crap food until she gets morbidly obese, videotaping her taking shit and posting it online and making her watch that and read the comments, and then finally releasing her when she is at the point where she'll never look normal again. I'd never do it of course, it's just one of those crazy thoughts people sometimes have, don't kinkshame.

>>76520969
Source?

>>76521010
just saying it's either a fake profile or she's using fake pictures

>rain and 20 degrees every day this week
this summer is england tier shit, this coming after a mild rainy winter that you couldn't do anything fun outside on the ice. how do you all deal with this type of weather?
fuck slompft and fuck climate change

Wow a lot of this polari slang stuff is actually quite common nowadays

naff
fruit
mince
conk
scarper
bod
ogle

All polari! Neato.

why doesn't sara show us her boobies?

>>76521026
good banter tbqh

>>76518112
why are they all so pale have they never seen the sun?

>>76521035
she used to be on insta as Otoni
porn rots the brain lad don't do it

>>76521026
Muslims love gays

(ISIS and the Koran don't count)

>>76521078
she's not that kind of girl

>>76521026
>Diversity is our strength
the more I hear this, the more I think the opposite

>>76519748

What kind of fag wouldn't love this woman?

>As feely ommes...we would zhoosh our riah, powder our eeks, climb into our bona new drag, don our batts and troll off to some bona bijou bar. In the bar we would stand around with our sisters, vada the bona cartes on the butch omme ajax who, if we fluttered our ogle riahs at him sweetly, might just troll over to offer a light for the unlit vogue clenched between our teeth.

Translation: "As young men...we would style our hair, powder our faces, climb into our great new clothes, don our shoes and wander/walk off to some great little bar. In the bar we would stand around with our gay companions, look at the great genitals on the butch man nearby who, if we fluttered our eyelashes at him sweetly, might just wander/walk over to offer a light for the unlit cigarette clenched between our teeth."

>>76521026
>diversity is our strength

what does this even mean

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVyxRNc_gTs

http://us.tomonews.com/hero-killed-on-video-homeless-brazil-man-rescues-hostage-shot-in-heart-by-gunman-2919433

A violent drama played out on the steps of the Sao Paulo Cathedral, in Brazil's largest city, last Friday afternoon, when a hunted criminal took a woman hostage in an attempt to evade capture by police.

But out of the gawking crowd, only a 61-year-old homeless man named Francisco Erasmo Rodrigues de Lima took it upon himself to do something.

While police held the gunman's attention, de Lima snuck around a parked truck and up the steps. Then de Lima crept all the way up to the gunman and dove on him, freeing the hostage.

She did not attend his funeral.

does britain accept kekistani refugees

>>76521155
pakis work on christmas so you can buy bread

>>76521101
it's what white people look like

What's the likelihood of the UK becoming an Islamic country by 2100?

I think it's inevitable

>>76521101
thats just how people look in britain

>>76521205
hope so lol

why do people from the midlands never leave the midlands? there must be something wrong with them

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>Be Aisha
>Go to party
>Hear Hip Hop being played
>Get upset because the person who put the song on is white and it's cultural appropriation
>Apologise to black person at the party on behalf of all white people and praise them for showing strength in the face of such oppressive racism
>Complain about how most people at the party are white and that there is just about more men and women here therefore organiser is a blatant racist misogynist
>Talk about how having an alcohol fuelled party is inclusive to Muslims and a blatantly racist ploy to stop them from being invited
>Start boring everyone about Communism and the IRA when they just want to talk about normie things
>Only person who remotely listens is a white male
>End up sleeping with guy
>Guy realises you're a complete lunatic and not particularly intelligent
>Does the sane thing of avoiding all contact afterwards
>Go on Twitter to complain about white men

>>76521205
on one hand rorke would hate it but on the other rorke would be vindicated.

>>76521239
my ancestors left the midlands don't talk shit about my heritage

Lads who can help me find a chaturbate video

There's a girl I know in one

>>76521205
genuinely dont think there will be any mainstream religious demographics in major cities by 2100

cities are anathema to religion

>>76521247
monthehoops

>>76521247
watched a vid of some girl getting herself off in the woods today looked a bit like her

>>76521279
what you going to do about it gambol over from the north pole

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>>76521247
Literal wife

>>76521234
2bh It'd be good to see feminists and gays get btfo.

Maybe a bit of Islam is what we need after all.

>>76521279
they must have really hated it

>>76521310
is it the one with the dog and peanut butter?

>>76521247
you can't be a catholic and be a marxist

>aisha is a lefty 'sheed loving """"""""""irish""""""""""" nationalist
>loves the smiths
why though

>>76521363
other way round

just gave birth to a black child, arsehole feels stretched

>>76521328
triggers me though. bet she doesn't even watch football

the fuck is RLM doing

>>76521351
dont know what thats meant to be referencing

https://xhamster.com/movies/7878733/forest_masturbating.html

>>76521298
>cities are anathema to religion
https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/01/mass-immigration-turning-london-back-religious-city/

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>>76521103
Fug

>>76521403
right then nevermind

>>76521308
Good post

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>>76519787

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>>76521382
The Smiths is every Leftie's favourite band

>>76521363
Wrong

>>76521155
That BBC is sturdier than white penises.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRvROrggERs
hydewars
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>>76521383
the jesuit seminarian asked his superior, 'father, may i smoke while i pray?'

'no, you may not.' he replied

'but may i pray while i smoke?' the seminarian asked

'of course!'

>>76521448
>Yank entertainment is naked children

Really doing a think here.

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the 'fu

https://qz.com/1014559/vitalik-buterin-dead-a-hoax-on-4chan-crashed-ethereums-price/

>A hoax in /biz/ caused this


SCREECHING at cryptocurrency retards

>>76521486
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55cf5df9226e5

>>76521437
You're my enemy.

>There is no magic money tree
>*gives £1,500,000,000 to Northern Ireland*

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Can't fucking believe this is a comic that has been running (and turning a profit) since 1987 in Canada

>https://docandraider.com/

ahaha what the fuck

>>76521500
looooool

will this progressive liberal democratic secular age last forever?

>>76521450
the church has condemned marxism and communism numerous times all communists are excommunicated as apostates from the christian faith.

besides why would a marxist support a hierarchical religion. read catholic social teaching like the encyclical quanta cura it's incompatible with marxism.

>>76521535
they were shorting bitcoins

>Theresa says the election wasn't a power grab
>Loses majority
>Spends £1.5bn to desperately cling to a government

I honestly think Theresa has been the most shambolic PM we've had

>>76521598
no. I predict big le civil war in future

>>76521155
black and brown people are good
whote people are bad

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>>76521647
when?

>>76521602
>the church
NiBBa people haven't cared about that for centuries now.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_socialism

>>76521624
>promises to resign if she loses even 6 seats
>loses 27 seats
>doesnt resign
the woman is an absolute joke

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any progressive conservatives in

in other news the waters been turned back on in the kitchen

Things I like: shagging birds, necking pints

Things I hate: talking to the missus, talking to the mother in law

>>76521598
25 years at the absolute most
civil war first in america and europe will follow suit

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>>76520751
Do not appreciate people using photos of the gf for their scams

>>76521393
Of course she doesn't. She claims to be a West Ham fan but I must have only seen her tweet about them when they're playing one of the big teams and even then it's been pretty rare. She can barely even be described as a part time fan.

As for the Celtic thing. Well she is a plastic paddy, so go figure. There's no way she'll be able to name the last five league games West Ham or Celtic played off the top of her head.

Basically she wants to look working class when she's quite clearly from a privileged suburban background and she thinks this will have such an effect.

>*takes £1b away from police diversity budget to form a government*
>endless leftypol screaming

>>76521757
>2042
so far away :(

>>76521017
uneducated child

>>76521624
>£1.5 billion to keep corbyns gaggle of marxist loons out of the government

sounds good

>>76518112
Who's that on the right?

>>76521776
Kek, you've got it nailed

>>76521830
a kike called communismkills

What's the best shop to get jeans lads?

>>76521518
i cant find it online and i cant post it because bestiality sorry xx

>>76521811
>1.5b to get a woman who collapsed her own government by paying farmers millions of pounds for doing nothing into Westminster

wew

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doing a think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5cowWPmO5Q

>>76521860
Tesco

>>76521867
Sinn Fein collapsed Stormont not the DUP

>>76521811
hm don't think that's true considering labour wouldn't have a majority even if they allied with libs, greens and snp

stop defending mummy may you absolute cuckold

>>76521917
stop defending cuckbyn you absolute cuckold

>>76521912
Perfidious unionist revisionism

Is the DUP woke on flouride?
They seem like the sort that would be

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>>76521737
me

>>76521858
cool it with the antisemitic remarks

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>I still wear jeans

>>76521956
dont try and talk about brit politics lad
youre embarassing yourself

business idea: a site called virus.es that infects your pc with viruses

@861
what are you on about
dont care
never reply to me

>>76521981
would heed this advice if talking about american politics among non-americans wasn't so rampant here

>>76521956
hm yes maybe try reading my post again and pointing out where i defended corbyn hm yes indeed ooh yes

>>76521979
fuck off this guy is obviously mentally disabled and just trying to enjoy himself
dont make fun of him, he isnt malicious in the same way other Trump supporters are

>>76521979
this
personally I never leave the house without my bermuda shorts and polo shirt

follow me on twitter lads

https://twitter.com/ScadLenton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrSUlf23l8s

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browsing the feet threads again

hate right wingers, hate left wingers, not racist just don't like em simple as. love centrism, love classical liberalism, love red toryism, love pints

>>76521917
if Theresa May can't form a government then corbyn the commie cuck gets to have a shot

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ah yes

'6521979
Doesn't look like he's wearing jeans

>>76522015
*points out where you defended corbyn*

>>76522089
except they couldn't because they have even less seats than tories

>>76522032
>fuck this antiwhite bullshit im about to get a legal gun for your asses for real canada don't play for real fuck the muzzies and fuck a taig
>i am a pathetic beta male canadian. disregard previous statements

Yeah I believe this person posts on /brit/

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you lads going to the nurses protest tomorrow yeah?

>>76522104
no idea who she is or what the context is, but if she is at all famous than she has a PR manager who stages all of her instagram pictures for her and so actually the bottom pic just reinforces her point

>>76522046
check out this channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChV0Tsda8bQlyROR08V1wdA/videos

>>76522135
no I will be going to work at my call centre like I do every day

>>76522162
virus

>>76522029
erm sweetie let me explain it to you - he supports a racist, bigoted, sexist and problematic cis white male
we shouldn't treat him differently because he's wrong in the head - it might explain why he voted for Drumpf but he still deserves ridicule :) x

casted a vote for trump

Watching Zulu and eating ice cream

Feeling very comfy

Finding £1bn down the back of the couch for DUP deal proves once and for all: Austerity is a choice not a necessity. Shame on the Tories

>>76522256
No you're not.

>>76521871
Not bad journalism

anyone remember the cuckio meme?

>>76522263
The DUP is more important than national services. If Southern Ireland takes Belfast, the Empire's dead.

>>76522263
Choosing not to murder someone is a choice too sweaty x
Except the person is a country in this case

>>76521871
imagine those lips around your willy

need the government to give devon money because not doing so would be equivalent with killing people

If she doesnt go to church she can fuck right off

>>76522283
cuckio meme? nah, sorry mate. haven't heard of it.

>>76522324
bit gay

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Alt Right or Antifa, lads?

>>76522311
>the Empire's dead

The empire died long ago

whats the time in devon right now?

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gf aka mommy

>>76521871
Lauren Southern on suicide watch

>>76522397
15:23

>>76522311
>If Southern Ireland takes Belfast
Yes please. Save Britain from continuing to be affiliated with that shithole.

goodnight white pride

>>76522381
>spastics or different spastics
neither

>>76522381
neither, both are for those of average intelligence

t. RadCen

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got up at about 7pm today

>>76522382
> Belfast
> the Falklands
> Gibraltar
> the Cayman Islands
How exactly is the Empire dead again?

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MISTER

PRIME

MINISTER

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goddess

>>76522459
why
degenerate slug

forget it jake, its the cuckio meme

the mick is spending his italian holiday on 4chan
perhaps he's waiting in line to see the pope

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>>76522381
alt right

>>76522462
>25% of the surface area of the world
>a few shitty little islands in the middle of nowhere

>>76522467
wtf you a cuck lad? why are you supporting a cuck?

>>76522462
>> the Falklands
>> Gibraltar
>> the Cayman Islands

lol

>>76522381
scatman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic2Cjw7kydI

>>76522478
Every Paddy has to go to Rome once in their lifetime and kiss the Pope's ass 7 times.

>>76522381
MAGA fags always looked like they were having the time of their lives

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1498506673191.webm

didnt get a single (you) today
havent made a lot of posts i must admit but the few i made were of massive quality
poo.

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>>76522472
im fully nocturnal
probably will be going to bed around 9-10am tomorrow morning

>>76522478
>>76522520
Alri Chang

>>76522548
here you go lad

any shia in ?

no (you) for you pierre

>>76522558
get me a couple of st vincent tickets when they're out at 10am pls x

>>76522580
you're alright yank

>>76522568
I've proven myself to be white I posted my twitter earlier in the thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kY6AsSdcQU

looking through my atheist posts on the yahoo answers religion section

>>76522607
Phew opened this and thought I was fired but its censored thank the lord

>>76522637
yeah it's technically safe for work since it's censored. janny is going to be ITCHING to delete it but knows that he can't

My quality of life is very poor and as we live in a caring country full of caring people who provide such things id like to apply for (You)fare
When do I get my first payment?

>>76522663
>>76522607
you forgot to censor the arsehole, unlucky lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7b63F0XYR4

@76522697
You have to sign on at the gimmick centre plus

>>76522697
if it wasn't for JFs supporting Brits, you'd die

>>76522728
not even surprised by this.
knew a few actual chinese jamaicans growing up.

>>76522728
is this english

>>76522795
london dailect of english

>>76522818
jamaican you mug

>>76522844
>being this much of a fun sponge

bore off dickhead

bare buds

how do I get invited to the leftypol discord

>>76522844
reddit

>>76522728
Ah yes
London

>>76522795
you want the money chinaman?

>>76522901
be like (((this)))

>>76522868
sorry mate i'll buy you a pint yeah
*wanders off*

>>76522901
Post your Marx grave ticket stub, I'll PM you

>>76522728
haha getting some real nostalgia for my childhood in london
havent spoken the dialect for years and i couldnt understand it at first but within 10s it all came back and it was clear as day

human brain is mad ting, innit

>>76522844
in West London the youth slang is mostly Jamaican with some parlesey, roma, cockney, US ebonics and irish thrown in

t. i grew up there

>>76523028
>Tfw can fully understand dancehall songs from growing up and even really deep patois

weird feel

>>76523099
>>76523099
>>76523099

>>76520147

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>76523094
>>76523094
>>76523094

>>76520197
Agreed. I like how blacks are responsible for over 50% of all street crime.