I want to be a Ruski!

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Imagine
>being smart
>being a math god
>being a chess grandmaster
>getting cheap alcohol and cigarettes
>having a hot ruski gf
>having an adidas sweatshirt
Ruski life is best life

Vittun homo Paavo

Suomi mainuttu toril tavataan.

top notch thread lad

>>76512434
Finland fine land
Finland best land

>>76511884
>being a chess grandmaster
The glory days of Soviet chess are long gone.

The Russian team hasn't even won gold at an Olympiad since 2002. And frankly, it's not even surprising, seeing as even the glory days of the USSR weren't all that Russian:
>Alekhine was exiled and won as a Frenchman
>Botvinnik was Jewish
>Tal was Latvian
>Petrosian was Armenian
>Kasparov is an ethnic Armenian from Azerbaijan

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>>76511729
Im' fucking hate Calculus, Analytical mechanics and Operator theory especially. This shit just break my mind.