/brit/

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sophie

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JANNNYYYYYYYYYY

milfs love me but I'm not attracted to them at all

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just took an absolutely mank beer shite and now feel like I've been reborn

>>76506165
Like i say, BLACKED

Only mental midgets will scroll past this post without dropping it a (You).

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TOILET BOG FART THE FARTY-THICCth POORESIDENT OF THE POONITED SHARTS OF ARSEMERICA

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How do you get rid of back acne?

I've been blessed with never having acne on my face, but in exchange I've had awful back acne since a teen. Seems to breakout if I sweat, but is there some preventative measure I can do? Can't help sweating desu

>>76506178
Can you post a pic of a recent milf that is into you?

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>>76506196
stop

Business idea: take up smoking at work so i actually get the amount of breaks that my contract states i should

Smoke blu cigs, lads

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just so you're aware lads

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>>76506196
NNNNOOOOOOOOO!

Based DUP forced the Tories to drop their shite policies

business idea: quit smoking and invest the proceeds in arsecoins

>>76506235
WASH AND SCRUB
OR ACNE CREAM

>>76506242
>>76506266
The south? More like inferior Ireland haha

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>8 years of lefties making fart jokes about trump

ah fuck

Love DUP girls

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>>76506262
That (pet) part better not be what I think it is

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>>76506297
>8

>>76506247
take a vape pen with nicotine free e liquid. my mate at work literally did this to get breaks, and no one could really say anything.

>>76506279

wouldn't washing and scrubbing make it even worse, since it just causes the spots to open?

>>76506210
*æternal*
>New Worlders into Holy Bible

>>76506319
Not supposed to do it but It does work for me

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>>76506301
>protestant """"girls""""

So they finally found that magic money tree huh

>>76506313
drumpf will most certainly be reelected

the democrats are in shambles
hillary owns the party and she's the embodiment of corruption
trump's approval rating is skyrocketing

the only thing is he's old as dirt and may not want to run for reelection

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*doesn't shower for a week*
*puts on some deodorant*

ready to go lads haha

>>76506377
do this all the time la'

started smoking to fit in my co-workers. was this a bad idea, lads?

>ONE
>BILLION
>POUNDS
So much for being fiscal conservatives if theyre going to blow that much just on a crummy bribe

Not looking good for Brexit if a bunch of idiot paddies can extort a cool billion quid from our government negotiators

>>76506377
don't forget your morning bulb of garlic

>>76506353
>Hillary Hillary Hillary Hillary Hillary Hillary Hillary
BUT WHAT ABOUT BEN GARZEY????????

>>76506353
>trump's approval rating is skyrocketing
Really?

literally have no reason to live lads, no passion, no hobbies, no friends, no social life, can't even get the most basic of basic wagie jobs, so I can't even be that guy who lives at work

Where the fuck did i go so wrong

>>76506432

Ain't it your birthday today?

>>76506432
same

>Surveillance CameraMan Australia
https://youtu.be/4OBKx6w1ixc

>>76506377
ah yes, the so-called "teenage boys' shower" a.k.a. "the horny Lynx™ wash".

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>>76506353
>trumps approval rating is skyrocketing
Hmmmmm.

>>76506400
is that the final divorce bill? it was supposed to be near 100 billion. cant find anything about it in the news.

>>76506432
I have all the things you're missing and it's still shite

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>>76506459
i'm 32

Had to take a breather from the decking lads, fuck me it's warm. Going to have some 'ch and then come back to it

Got a nice pump though, wish I was a landscape artist or something for millionaire gardens, bet that's well comfy

>>76506465
No no you misunderstand
The DUP/Tory bill has just been released
The DUP will get 1 billion additional pounds of funding for NI as part of it.

>>76506432
stop trying to find meaning where there is none

>>76506482
alri grandpa

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Looking at pics of my ex gf and cringing at all her pathetic duck faces and all the filler she has got done to her lips haha

Fucking little runt

>>76506492
>fuck me it's warm.
HOT

>>76506235
Get a back scrubber for the shower or get your girlfriend to clean it properlAhahahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

>>76506400
>>76506506
NI scrounging isn't anything new

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WE FINALLY MIGHT HAVE A GOVERNMENT!
WE DID IT REDDIT!

>>76506522
Is that her?

>>76506522
ah yes, the mannequin gf

>>76506522
Inbred chink/10

>>76506400

I thought the British government didn't negotiate with terrorists.

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>>76506492
>"Got a nice pump"
de-demonstrative pi-pics, please

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>>76506553
>tfw witnessing the rise of totalitarian fascism in the UK

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>>76506432
Life is fucks life

>>76506554
No mate, it's me

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>Poortherners


Vile.

>go to Tescos
>see frozen pizza
>"Goodfella's" branded (((RAYCIS)))
>the frozen pizza looks better than any of the cracker crust shit I find at restaurants
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ANGLOS

just found out my ex bf is going through all my olds pictures and calling me pathic to his online chat room mates

pathic

>>76506592
>cob
>muffin
>batch
>roll
>scuffler

Anyone who unironically says any of these needs shooting tbqh

>>76506598

frozen pizza in yankland is absolutely tragic

it's good here

>>76506592
I live in the north and we say stottie here

>>76506589
Alright mate give it up. Where are you getting the info on all these Finnish sayings and memes.

>>76506590
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>76506592
to be fair some of those things refer to specific kinds of bread

and of course, it's much better than say "roll" like some yankified southern jessie

>>76506623
t. have never had real pizza

>>76506598
We'll they're not going to put a shit looking pizza on the front are they

Trust a tasteless Yank cunt like you to prefer an artificial cardboard picture of a pizza to a real one

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>>76506598
Ah yes, the classic American "thin crust" pizza

been drawn into some feuding couple's spat

>>76506643
Wait I'm sorry I completely misread your post wtf
I'm retarded

>this... is... runningonempty foooooood review

>>76506592
Small ones are just called buns
Big ones are called stotties or bap

>>76506646
THAT NIGGA WAS GREEK HE DON'T KNOW SHIT

>>76506592
Stotty is Northumberland not Yorkshire

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Aaaaaah yes, a tomato tart, or 'pizza' as it's known in America

>>76506455
I enjoy watching this guys video, but if someone did it to me, I would likely get incredibly angry, possibly end up twatting the cunt and smashing his camera if he persisted. People will say hurrr you're recorded by CCTV every day, police wear cameras, dash cams. Yeah alright, but that's not some cunt coming up to you and filming you personally, and CCTV doesn't get put up on the internet for everyone to look at.

It's a bit of a shame imo some cunt can come film you going about your business, then broadcast it for the world to see, and you can do nothing to stop him. That's terrifying to anyone with any kind of social anxiety. I support the right to film in a public place, but surely at some point it's harassment and you should be allowed physically stop them harassing you.

>>76506666

Must be. In West Yorkshire its a teacake. Nothing else is acceptable.

>>76506653
>over 250k subscribers

what happened

>>76506646
Would rather eat that than Italian ''''pizza''' which is just like cheese and tomato on a cracker

>>76506646
literally nothing wrong with that 'za, gordon is just a pretentious twat

>>76506598
Soft bready pizza is shit

>>76506506
If Labour didn't have such a radical lefty nutjob government, the tories wouldn't have been forced to make a deal with the DUP

>>76506643

frozen, mate.

lived in the us for a year, frozen pizza there is insanely pricey and tastes dreadful.

>>76506621
I don't recall Čexija being part of Anglophonia.

>>76506692
put your name back on you shameless yank twat (pronounced twat, not "twot")

>>76506653
I'MMMMMMMMMMMMMM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>76506685
reddit

>>76506624

google Yorkshire and look at where it is on the map you thick spud

Why are septics always huge autists about pizza

>>76506623
Oh yeah, the frozen pizza is wonderful. It's better than the fuckin "Red Baron" or "Digiornos" shit we have.

>>76506712
Sorry I realized I read it completely wrong, I had a spaz attack

TWOT

Kids play tig

And we eat barmcakes, and when you put chips on it, it's a chip barm

Simple as really

>>76506592
Is a Bap or a Bun.

>>76506735
Only Yorkshirefags and southerners think Yorkshire is part of the north
Anything below the tees is southern to me

>>76506674
Yeah now that everyone has a camera on thier phone this needs to be addressed.
Right now is perfectly legal for me to set up a camera across from your house and film you, seems pretty fucked up

>>76506685
justice

>read the Tory-DUP deal
>"we need more money for our farms"
haha that's NI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixZGWjbY6To

>Yanks

i have never cooked a frozen pizza that wasn't cremated

Can't believe some people are actually sharing that fake article about that baby being found alive in the grenfell tower after a week and they actually believe it. Holy fucking CRINGE it HURTS to know I share a world with these people

>>76506763


The North ends after Barnsley, you absolute chimp.

>>76506754
it's It, not tig
it's bun/roll, not whatever the fuck you just said

fabricating a poo

wanked so much that i tore a band of small sores around the whole circumference of my dick -akin to some kind of stinging, genital weeding ring or band-, these sores have healed

as the band of sores has healed around my dick and the new skin is really tight giving me like temporary phimosis

unpleasant

>>76506673
As unhealthy as it probably is it's delicious as fuck. I wish I could order THICC pizza like that here.

>>76506763

absolute spacker

north of watford gap is north

MASSARS MAY
MASSARS MAY
MASSARS MAY

I HAVE MADE A PACEFUL AND LEGITIMATE REQUEST FOR ONE BILLION PAUNDS ON A STICK

>>76506797
"it"

you sound like a fucking yank, you know what you should just go back home, yank

>>76506247
Do you work in hospitality by any chance?
smokers
>just gonna pop out for a second for a quick smoke it's been a hell of a shift working 4 hours without a smoke
Response:
>okay cool it isn't too busy right now

Non-smokers:
>I'm just gonna go and sit down for 5 minutes it's been a hell of a shift working 7 hours without a break
Response:
>WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE LAZY YOU SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT THE TEAM NOT YOURSELF

Anything past london is the north
Simple as

>>76506796
>>76506825
Absolutely wrong

>>76506850
WOAH

MATE

WAIT

Can I talk to you about Bedford? Can we have an exception.

Fuck it, anything north of the river in Bedford we can count as the north if you want

Remember that Kraut who cooked his pizza at like 440°C hahahaha

>>76506850
You spelled Bristol wrong

>>76506825
>google maps Watford Gap to see exactly where it is
>it returns me Gap Kids in Watford
>unimpressedpepe.jpeg

*puts on my best german american nasally whiney voice*

TAAAG

YOU'RE IT!!!

*runs away*

>>76506907
What you doing looking at kid's gaps you fucking nonce

>>76506877
>pizza
>he meant jew

>irish computers

https://twitter.com/julianoneill/status/879293049255464960/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fnews%2Flive%2Fuk-politics-40403501

>>76506923
fucking heard it clear as a bell ugh

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>>76506863


idiot

Feel like killing myself soon

>>76506929
Heh good joke, anon, keep up the good work. Put in the posts like this, in a year or so you could be averaging 5 maybe even 6 (You)s a thread

North = Scone like Gone
South = Scone like Tone

>>76506949
This Tbh

>>76506877
That must be in Fahrenheit (226.666˙˚), whose domestic oven can go upto 440˚ C?

>>76506432
LITERALLY me

Don't care where the north/south divide is, would rather live in the north any day

Southerners fairies are a bit too gay for me

>>76506907
Watford Gap is an M1 Service Station in Northamptonshire
Nothing to do with the Watford near London

>>76506949
The Midlands

>>76506949
nothing in Huntingdonshire is northern

>>76506949
Anything North of Bristol is the north to me. Since North is synonymous with shit hole

>>76506877
nothing wrong with that

>>76506985
*north

>>76506592
>bara
o-oh my...

>>76506949
>Fucking Nottingham is northern
Fairies' delusion could power a rocket launch

North = Jalapeño like jalapeño
South = Jalapeño like HALAPENIO xDD

>>76506931
>British country
>Irish

And lo! The Tories did conjure up the magic money tree to shower gifts on their homophobic, anti-choice, climate change denying friends

might apply to join a clamping company, such is my contempt for humanity

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Put a patch on a hoodie i got while interning at CERN

I really like the way it looks with the hood up, but i failed to realise that when the hood is down (ie: 99.99% of the time coz its summer) you cant see the patch at all

feel like a bit of a retard now tbqhwyl

>>76507019
at least it's not labour and going on foreign aid

wish it was dead

>>76507043
(the tories still hand that out)

>>76506969
>>76506996
Came out like a lump of charcoal was so funny, we all called bollocks on it but it said 440 on the site

>nuts someone who calls derbyshire southern
me oh my I have enjoyed that yes boy

>>76507043
Tories aren't cutting foreign aid you mong, that makes no difference and it kind of is anyway

>>76507019

anything bad about the DUP then?

the tories *collects (you)s*

Everything outside the westcountry is The North.

>>76507064
xD
epic post my good sir/madam!

SHADILAY

>>76507079
Leftypol's FUMING

Might do a quick clean up of my hair

>>76506931
>3 times the amount spent on mental health than broadband
We need less Irish nutters posting on /brit/ and this is the way they want to achieve that?

>hoodie

The virgin garment

WHY ARE THE FLIES HERE SO FUCKING HUGE AND LOUD

>>76507056
haha

>>76507114
FOY

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Can someone please post the webm that this pic is from please xxxxxx

>>76507109
OR the most common piece of clothing in a cold grey country like ours

>>76507118
PREP YOUR MART FOR ME

>>76507135
>most common piece of clothing

Um no virgin boy x

>>76507145
where u staying? bet youre in london like a true yank pleb tourist

>>76507135
OR the most common piece of clothing among socially awkward virgins whose mummys still buy their clothes

>>76507163
Plymouth mate x

>>76507155
Only roadmen/wannabe roadmen wear hoodies nowadays
the Jack Wills pullover is the virgin garment

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What have you had for lunch lads? Had an Omelette with cheddar and Serrano ham

>>76507163
I'm in Staffordshire. Fuckin hate the tourists who mess with the guards and take selfies at the Harry Potter train station spot.

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The whole north/south thing doesn't really hold any relevance for me. The real divide is between England and what I call "the brown belt" comprising most of the major cities in which I feel most of the troublemakers reside.

I love him so much lads, he's all I ever think about

>>76506826
criminally underrated post

can't help noticing how unusually large and round laci green's head is

>>76507219
:3

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>>76506210

>>76507210
heheh poo

>>76507192
baked feta and chilli pepper drizzled in olive oil

>>76507239
fuck off with this shitty yank normie reddit facebook tier shit

>>76507233
Fuck you, you've awakened my autism.

just got excited because I got a text but it was from Three just telling me my bill is ready to view hahaha

gets me every month it does

>>76507250
was that on anything
doesn't sound like a standalone meal

>>76507239
Me oh my I did enjoy that yes boy

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>>76507130

back texting the ol' highschool gf. she's married, but her being engaged didn't stop her from going on a date with me, holding hands and kissing and shit last time we saw each other. her husband's in the military and is a massive dope. i already know the only reason he got a girl as hot as her is because she's fucked in the head from her dad messing with her. any advice?

>>76507210
Is Warwick/Leamington Spa browned? I know Birmingham is shit tier but didn't think they would be

>>76507288
It was on its own, It was a quick snack for lunch.

>>76507345
cum in your hands and rub it in the face of the first person you see

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I'm here for my job interview

>>76507167
Yeah I don't think that's true.

>>76507189
I feel so out of touch. For us (30 year olds) a hoodie is just a conmfy top to wear....

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>>76507345
Talk about it, get her to therapy, do anything to help her. Just don't play yourself in the process.

>>76507210
Misses bedford but includes Luton

Good lad.

>>76507337
Thank you so much hen xxxxx

Had lentils and a tomato and yellow pepper sauce I made, was tasty

>>76507475
I will DESTROY you you FAKE HEDGEHOG

re76507457
do i try to fuck her is what i'm asking

>>76507521
Sorry la' keep forgetting to remove it hopefully I'll remember on my next post x

>the new Call of Duty has black woman Nazis and no swastikas
And people claim the Jews don't control everything.

>>76507210
Not including the shithole that is south Yorkshire

>>76507185
im unironically near plymouth lol. why are you there?

>>76507545
No... now I want you to wear it

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When you will finally understand?

>>76506301
You've obviously never met one. The key is to find a DUP girl who doesn't support the DUP

girl said I would look good in skinny jeans

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Really makes you think

>>76507547
liberals and lefties arent jews

>>76507597
*Drives on through*

>>76507597
*notices how these people aren't dead*
Obviously the system isn't doing a very good job of killing them then.

>>76507618
>twitt
Yeah, Scotland were going to make themselves international less powerful and irrelevant so they would have moved, now we've done that so they're moving again.

Really makes you thinks (maybe you shouldn't have voted to Leave)

>>76507547
>>76507624
It's all marketing famalams. In the end, it all boils down to economics.

I fucked up lads. Asked a girl out and she said yes, my autism just can't allow this. She's expecting me to text her today. What do I say? Where do I take her for a first date? Pls help

Simply cannot imagine being gay. boggles the mind

>>76507624
Crypto-jews are still jews

>>76507653
take her to the wings place near you

>>76507653
greggs
just say alright fancy a greggs x

>>76507653
Take her to see wonder woman

>>76507648
Who's "you"?

I personally voted to remain, and so did Scotland. Or did you think I was English?

>>76507653
nandos

>>76507653
Rape her in a field and then tell her it's banter

>>76507692
Just any leave voters reading desu

>meet girl off tinder a few months agonwho is just on the right side of the thicc/fat line
>she's really SJW and a bit weird so it just peters out
>out of curiosity look on her insta again
>she's gone full JUST and gained loads of weight, posting fat acceptance stuff and pics of her stomach rolls
Fucking dodged a bullet there lads

>>76507653
Bowling. Always bowling.

>>76507653
If she's agreeing to go out with you, then she probably has some self esteem problems. In which case, be honest. She'll relate to your insecurities and feel a lot more comfortable around you.

Love capitalism
Love the free market
Love the Non-Aggression Principle

Hate over-regulation
Hate taxation (theft)
Hate government intervention

>>76507681
Wings?
>>76507691
Sounds like my best bet since I don't have to talk too much. Don't know if she'll want to see it though. Will it make me look like a man child?

>>76507743
>If she's agreeing to go out with you, then she probably has some self esteem problems
>davidmitchellHOWLING.jpeg

>>76507547
its only the multiplayer where they have skewed history

>>76507720
Ah, okay. Yeah, it's a travesty and we should have gone independent.

>>76507653
Take her out for a walk to find a place. Then proceed to woo her and nutt in her but.

>>76507764
still triggers my autism

>>76507743
This actually makes a lot of sense

Heard on the old tv there were some riots in your cunt.

why british police so racist?

>>76507757
yeah a place that does chicken wings

>>76507757
Just take her to see it and go for something to eat before or after.

>>76507798
FOY

>>76507760
All the girls I've been with have either been fat or significantly older than me. It's pretty cool.

>>76507798
So the kebab shop

just gotta ride the wave of capitalism lads

i had an extremely vivid dream about having a gf
i actually believed it was real for a split second when i woke up
now i'm sad

>>76507757
>Sounds like my best bet since I don't have to talk too much

Hate virgins

>>76507798
Hooters do all you can eat wings for a tenner on mondays

>Step-mom force fucked and get cum in mouth by step-son
>Fucking Brother While On The Phone With BF
>Naked mom washes window son spies on mommy.
>VR Porn Cosplay Step Sister 5th Element POV and 69 Blowjob VR
what the fuck is wrong with these incestual cunts
absolutely vile

>>76507739
If she's agreeing to go out with you, then she probably has some self esteem problems. In which case, be honest. She'll relate to your insecurities and feel a lot more comfortable around you.

>>76507832
We all gotta start somewhere my man

>>76507345
Murder him (make it look like PTSD induced suicide) then marry her

feel better now after my shower

>>76507848
But not the cinema where you won't be able to talk to each other for a good 2 hours

>>76507412
how do you even eat that, what do you put it in? Just a piece of feta?

how do you get over the fact that any girl who likes you must have bad taste/be retarded and therefore is not someone you want to be with.

>>76507875
hope it wasn't a warm one

>>76507829
Recognise this feel

>>76507845
There's a big difference between a 2 or 3 night stand and a girlfriend, anon.

>>76507345
Where did you take her? Perhaps you could help me my American friend :^)

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>ask a girl out
>she says no
>retreat into my shell for 6 months

>>76507886
a girl who likes me has good taste 2bh

>>76507877
>a good 2 hours
vintage

>>76507808
what do you call them

>>76507798
>a kebab shop
Nigga naw
You don't DO that

>>76507886
have a wank

whenever i feel a bit glum i just remember that im literally a virgin and start ROARING

>>76507920
I don't mean to be rude boyfriendo but the fact that you're posting on 4chan is already one strike against you.

>>76507928
what's that got to do with anything?

>>76507917
Me but
>go on a few dates with girl
>she loses interest
>go back into my shell for three years

>>76507948

Have pride in your purity.

>>/wsg/1725476

>>>/wsg/1725476

always forget the third one x

I'm all cosy in bed, the gf is making me some scrambled eggs on toast.
life is good lads

>>76507950
a minor strike against me

>>76507345
Fucking poor play from you Tbh, proper scummy

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hehe

SCREECHING at the Corbynites on twitter whinging at DUP being against murdering babies

>>76507967
I never go out with girls, just get them on tinder/nights out and shag them

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>this time tomorrow ill be at work again

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If a credit card on my credit report shows my balance as £-10, does that mean I owe £10 or I've overpaid £10? If it's the former then apparently I've owed £10 on this card for 3 years

Credit score is 660/710 on noddle btw lads

>>76508073
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Grill just said she's up for hanging out with me lads

oh no!!!!! I NEED A FUCKING POO!!!!! lol

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I just wanna slap my circumsized willy against your return keys

>>76508035
shut the fuck up you boring fucking cunt, if this derails into another tedious, pointless abortion argument I will hold you personally responsible you'll be remembered as the red smear on my fist

>>76508134
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>76508156
>nobody even replies to his post and you're worried the other threadgoers will incite an argument

yodelling

>>76508125
FONMT

>>76508125
Ask her what her favourite board games are so you can get them in on rental

https://youtu.be/fvOM21uDYEc

thaiboy chooon

>>76508176
he's not wrong
politics editions are tedious

>>76507345
Jody cunt
>>76507345

suddenly have an inexplicable hankering for chicken dippers

Oi the Yank that's currently mincing around London, if you're brave come down Southend and I'll kick you up and down the pier

>>76508237
Have chicken dippers in the freezer haha

Bought a big 42 bag (Birds Eye ones mind) in Iceland for £2

>>76508268
What? I said I want an Americano mate you deaf or something?

Love tits
Love arses
Love legs
Love fanny
Hate women

Simple as

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>>76508247
>southern fairy thinks he's anything but a snivelling little runtoid

how precious

>>76508293
good thing is men have 2/4 of those things