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The Poonited Peedom of Smell Shitian and Pisstern Crapland
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NEED to get out of this country but I don't have any marketable skills

haha, love it
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>>76501899
Don't come to the shartnited States
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>>76499613
Nova vāgīna
>>76499582
>Tomorrow's style
The only way for a true 4Channer
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toil approaches
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>>76501909
it was going to be a toss up between Canada or Norway
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*walks into /brit/*

Workin' Hard or Hardly Workin' eh? hahaha

*leaves /brit/*
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>>76501771
>lol fucking homeowner! laff at this man!

The mindstate of the toddling millenial.

>signed, J.Denny
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>>76501946
the former, unfortunately
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entered a competition to win a trip to thailand

thailad had better hope for his sake i don't win
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>>76501917
Why does wax Brendan look more realistic than the genuine article (Brendy Frase')

>s. The Denster
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vdjgUaphIE

BRING OUT YOUR WAGIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vdjgUaphIE

BRING OUT YOUR WAGIES
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>The Poonited sharts of Arsemerica
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Work in ten minutes
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>the recucklic of arseland
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>>76501965
all is going according to plan
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>>76501997
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think im startin to get a bit of a fat belly, im only 22 and im not flabby at all wtf
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>>76502022
your metabolism is slowing down, you have to start thinking a bit more about what you're eating and doing some exercise now. Enjoy
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thailad have you ever been stitched up at work
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>>76502043
yeh
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>>76502050
tell us what happened lad
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>>76502060
got stitched up
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>>76502065
by Juice?
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>>76502073
yeh it was by juice
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if i could have one wish for anything in the world it would be a lifetime supply of diazepam
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just took my last sip of caffeine I will ever take. not drinking any more ever
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Toil in 4 minutes
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>>76502079
Give that bastard a knighthood!
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sat in the old thread like a lemon
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hey thailad does thailand have the squaty bogs or regular ones
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is that toad stuck in a washing machine?
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PHWWWUUAAARRRRR

GORGEOUS

ABSOLUTE

BABE

LAUREN SOUTHERN IS
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>>76502120
don't know why but this post has me absolutely rattled

can't stop laughing
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My crypto fortune is going down the pan lads, down £700 in a week

Rrreeee I thought this was my ticket out of wageslavery
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>>76502120
absolutely hilarious post
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>>76502087
I had a massive container of lorazepam tried it once or twice and never touched it again. Awful stuff.
>>76502112
You'll find the squaty ones out in the sticks, but as far as civilisation is concerned toilets here are actually better than in the west because having pic related is standard.
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>>76502149
>but as far as civilisation is concerned toilets here are actually better than in the west because having pic related is standard.

Thailad knows
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screen went orange
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>>76502172
If I move back to the UK, I'm getting one installed in the bathroom.
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thailaaaaad

how tall are you?
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Tek tok wajes
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>>76502195
have to use the showerhead at the moment, got a proper hairy arse

mate is a billionaire and has one of them japanese toilets with heated seats and bum cleaners
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>>76502213
5'11/6ft~
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>>76502138
>>76502144
aw stop it you made me blush and my willy's all excited now
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on m'way to work
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>>76502220
manlet
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fucked it
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THAIRAD!!!
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THAILAAAAAD
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>>76502220
ladlet
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5'7 here
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got kicked out of a pub for not having id even though i'm 22 and look 22

would this happen in britain?
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B.L.M. were at it again in E. London overnight, dudes.

source: Sennid Tonjohns
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Polly put the kettle on,
Polly put the kettle on,
Polly put the kettle on,
We'll all have tea.

Sukey take it off again,
Sukey take it off again,
Sukey take it off again,
They've all gone away.

WTF kind of name is "Sukey?"
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>>76502218
had a go on the nip ones a couple of times seem like a gimmick.. you could get one of these.
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>>76502218
trim your butt pubes lad
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>>76502261
Why didn't you have id? It's weird to not have any on you
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>>76502268
sabaidee
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>>76502244
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>>76502279
in the last thread i talked about how i still havent tried for my learners

not going to get one of those post office 18+ dealies because i dont see the point as i almost never buy booze and i dont smoke
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hi thailad
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On the train home

Wakey wakey Britsies, Mr Noseberg wants you in early today!
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>>76502281
mai ruu pasa Laos
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>>76502266
I bet it's some stupid yank name
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ever notice how jews always have dark circles under their eyes? they look like vampires, which is fitting because they are parasitic in nature
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bi-minutely reminder that thairunt is a nonce
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>>76502299
hello
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>>76502276
and get rid of this? simply shannot
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morning lads
morning nonce
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>>76502295
Well get your Ls you fucking manchild
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>>76502268
damnation, just carry some wet wipes and stop faffing about with intra-anal hoses.
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>>76502308
Maybe they lurk on jewchan for 16 hours a day
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>>76502320
cant be arsed, i live in the inner city anyway so i dont need to drive
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>>76502334
hello poo man
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still creasing at the toad in the washing machine post
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Time to perv on some slutty schoolgirls
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morning
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>>76502337
Enjoy
A) getting kicked out of the pub etc.
B) having to use the spastic card
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>>76502363
'e
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used the nigger trick to get free shit
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>>76502389
you stole something?
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>>76502370
do german neo-nazis exist?

do they have posters of adolf on their walls?
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>"sabaidee"
hmmm
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sabaid#Scottish_Gaelic
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>>76502399
yeah

mostly in the east where poverty is higher
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never managed to find a hairstyle that suits me

guess i should just acknowledge that i'm ugly and give up on life
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I did it, I made a brit histerically laugh
a yank poster too, and they usually hate me
reached my peak, might as well stop posting for the rest of the week
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Just wanted to tell you that I made this thread as revenge for a toadposter in another thread
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>>76502417
go to a very professional/expensive salon and ask them to do what they think is best (with certain parameters/not too flamboyant etc.) you may be surprised.
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>>76502417
try a dreadlock mohawk with beads and put a little twist on it
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>>76502445
this Tbh
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it was a mediocre post at best

if it was made by a poster from any other country, then it would not have been deemed funny.
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>>76502445
>paying $40+ for a haircut
don't do this
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>>76502469
as a one-off to determine what suits you it's a good investment
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>>76502399
Yeah, there's loads. Wouldn't be surprised if Russians were overrepresented though
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>>76502421
>>76502463
Fairly certain they were being sarcastic
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>>76502469
You might be able to get away with doing it once, taking a selfie and using that as a reference in the future for your normal place.
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>Bruce getting jealous

cute
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i pay $35 AUD per haircut

too afraid to go to the gooks at just cuts just so i can ave around 15 bucks
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>>76502261
think they're supposed to ask if you look under 25
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>dims and gimmes

ah yes, star trek
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got a haircut today and it's pretty grim
always are
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>>76502491
no they were not
When they replies things like "spectacular post", they always mean it, even if deep down
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>>76502346
Shadilay
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>>76502261
if you haven't got a copy of your leisure license then yeah you're fucked
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I pay $70 for a wash and cut every 2 months
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>>76502501
I pay 16 GBP/27 AUD but it's quality, get a comfy shampoo and a massage.
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>>76502523
fantastic post
>>76502463
it's more the time than the flag
at 8AM I usually laugh at everything
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i don't mind indians and asians (read: real asians, NOT pakis you dumb fucking poms) in real life

can't stand them on 4chan
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In desperate need of a haircut
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>>76502531
Never had my hair professionally washed. What's that like? Can't see how it could get any cleaner than simply showering.
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how often are you meant to wash your hair with shampoo?
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Q
I pay ₹100 for a hair and beard every 2 months
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>>76502503
>>76502530
got a dutch mate who says he used to drink underage at pubs all the time and nobody gave a shit

the inbetweeners gave me the impression that this happens in britain too
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>>76502560
FODY
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>>76502560
most asians here are English teachers or nonces except singaporians and taiwanese I think
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>>76502584
the UK is the only country that refers to pakis as asians

just admit its a stupid custom
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>>76502577
clearly meant that under 25 rule is for australia
hope you realise laws are different in various countries
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>>76502574
depends how greasy your scalp is, you should notice when it needs a wash.
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why aren't any girls into wwii?

met a girl told her i was really into wwii and she said she was too so i asked her about a particular battle that piqued her interest and she couldn't name a single one so she then said she liked the events surrounding it so i asked her what event in particular and gave the following as jumping off points for discussion; molotov-ribbentrop, the assumption of tojo to military police commander in manchuria, king george vi asking churchill to be prime minister

she looked at me like i was speaking in tongues
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>>76502560
would rather have indians and asians than spics and niggers
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>>76502577
you have to ID if they look under than 25. that's basically told to every barstaff and security guard in every club/bar/tavern/hole etc
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>>76502625
autismpost?
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>>76502595
I wonder what continent Pakistan is in
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>why aren't any girls into wwii?

>met a girl told her i was really into wwii and she said she was too so i asked her about a particular battle that piqued her interest and she couldn't name a single one so she then said she liked the events surrounding it so i asked her what event in particular and gave the following as jumping off points for discussion; molotov-ribbentrop, the assumption of tojo to military police commander in manchuria, king george vi asking churchill to be prime minister

>she looked at me like i was speaking in tongues
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>imagine going on /brit/ to get advice from some wanker who lives in thailand

i think its good that people bully and are dismissive to thailad, because if it were only the above type of runt, he would literally think of himself as some sort of god amongst anons, a hero and an inspiration for /brit/ - when in fact he's just a pathetic twerp seeking attention.
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>>76502625
Find anyone interested in something technical, historical, political etc. to a detailed degree on a platform such as youtube for example and 9 times out of 10 it's a bloke.
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>>76502625
my gf is actually interested in world politics 2bh.

she'll sit there telling me her thoughts on Putin and Crimea, without it just being a repitition of what the media says.
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>>76502569
It's so relaxing I could fall asleep. I like going in because I know it's gonna be a good cut every time and it's a nice atmosphere, only two customers at a time.
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>>76502684
putin is based
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>>76502715
fuck off vlad
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>>76502715
ah a kekistani i see,
*applies acne cream*
shadilay brother!
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>>76502719
>>76502737
based fuckin' putin btfo sandniggers
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>>76502663
I don't anyone is seeking my advice on anything, we're just having a chat. Of course, enter autistic screeching, welcome.
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>>76502576
Is that the symbol for rupees? Very jazzy.
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haha shadilay my comrades! kekistani here!
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president toilet bog fart
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about to head into wan chai to get a lovely haircut and some food lads
opinions? x
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>>76502743
>still saying based
retard
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kekistani discord OUT
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>>76502746
why the fuck are you so condescending?

all you do is gloat and talk to people here as thoguh they're stupid. fuck off.
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>>76502773
>>76502777
BASED putin
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>>76502746
smug know-it-all nonce twat
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why did that yank think I was referring to him
they're so self-centred
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>>76502786
it's not the fact you're a Putin fan that's wrong.
Only Reddit tier autists still stay based
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browsing r hailcorporate
really opens my third eye
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>>76502595
>the UK is the only country that refers to pakis as asians

this has been bugging you for quite the while hasn't it
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>>76502815
based
fuckin'
putin
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>>76502783
I might talk to you as if you're stupid.
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>>76502595
>pakistan india and the other one are in ASIA
>most and earliest migrants from the continent of ASIA come from those cunts
>so they get called ASIAN.
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howling at this autist getting mad at the word "based"
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>>76502837
yanks out of /brit/ NOW
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>>76502856
I don't think he likes "redpilled" either.
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>>76502849
you talk to everyone as though they're a brainlet and you're a paragon of advice and knowledge and from your great beacon of knowledge you can solve /brit/'s problems. just fuck off with that chip on your shoulder. you're a bigger runt than most of the people here.
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>>76502880
t.
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by christ where did it all go wrong
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I'm a (you)-baron. I'll give ample (you)'s, but I'll on scratch (you)r back if (you) scratch mine - nothing personnel kid just business..
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browsing r/spaceporn

really makes me think if you're not doing science then wtf are you doing with your life

do science
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>>76502894
The day of my birth
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>>76502880
Yeah, it's certainly me with the chip on my shoulder. Fair shout though, I'll try to cut back on the relevant replies and focus more on trying to be a memelord.
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>>76502880
>>76502915
>chip
FOY
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>>76502894
remember being a happy 3 year old.

remember being excited about first day of school when i was 4. remember never being excited about anything else by the end of that first day.
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>>76502911
r/spaceporn has more to do with art and graphic design than science
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>>76502915
why not just stop posting?
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Stag dos are runt incarnate. Discuss
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really want to mock the yank who said "based" but I'm afraid of him being autismoyank and that he'll ruin the thread with spam
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>>76502943
Why not just filter me?
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>>76502880
fantastic post
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>>76502940
it makes me think about science though since i'm studying physics and astronomy at uni and hoping to get my phd in astrophysics after i get my bachelors
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>>76502949
because i don't like distorting the thread. i want to know what people are replying to.
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*does science*

whoah lads my life has acquired new meaning
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>>76502971
Well then, I guess you're just going to have to stay mad.
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>>76502943
you're the one with the problem lad
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hate the beaner
love thailad

simple as
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haha
pulling an allnighter
what am I like?
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>>76502987
jesus chrsit if you're american why the fuck are you in /brit/? fuck off
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>>76502989
good post
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>>76503001
jesus chrsit if you're british why the fuck are you on 4chan? fuck off
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>>76503001
>hurr durr why are americans posting on an american website????

fuck off back to britfa.gs

cuck
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>>76502985
>>76502971
alri alri calm down. Post your respective willies and realise that you're not all that different after all
>>76502989
standard autismoyank opinion
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>>76503048
xD another absolutely hilarious post. you gotta love this guy
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thailad what do you think about /pol/ allowing you to choose your own flag again?
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>>76503082
I think it's a good idea.
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>>76503040
>word for word copypasta from an earlier autismoyank post
thanks for confirming this for me.
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>>76503001
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>>76503110
fuck off bean boy

brown menace
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thailad my bench has stalled at 100kg, i tried doing spoto presses as an accessory to no avail. what's going wrong?
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>>76502766
the guy's old as balls m8

looks pretty good for 71
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>>76503143
what's your program rn? the only way is to bench more, simple as
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>>76503143
no idea lad
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*posts a picture of stars*
doing science lads, carl sagan was so smart
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>>76502911
the science market is already flooded with egotistical twats who think they're going to make the next big breakthrough
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Just tried to make savoury oats and it's come out disastrously
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>>76503171
*watches rick and morty*
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get that fucking camera out of my face!
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new rap verse:

i'll stick my dick in shorty
while watching rick and morty
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*uses advanced knowledge of science to calculate the most effective way to heem you*
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>>76503197
America: the telly show
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>>76503236
more like reddit: the show aka canada: the show
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>>76503241
America is way more Reddit than Canada mate have a word
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>>76503206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzysxHGZCAU#t=1775
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>>76503252
factually incorrect

canadians are reddit incarnate
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"science is interesting if you don't agree you can fuck off"
-based atheist man
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>>76503252
nah. canada has the most reddit users per capita
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I frickin' love science!!!
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so you say here you consider yourself a 'cisgendered white christian male' ...

hmmm...

...

*HEEMS YOU*
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>>76503271
love this lad
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only a rank (reddit yank) would stay this autistically dedicated to the "lol canadians! LEAFS!!" meme
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whatever you wanna say, say what's up

whatever you wanna do, do what's up
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>>76502719
fick aus, Fritz
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The steaks are going on the bbq right now lads.
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conversing with the cosmos
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>>76502715
bad post
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>>76503333
Nice tips lad.
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>>76503341
Quints.
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just found out you can cook sausages in the oven
mind = blown
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Science is the music of art of life
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>>76503300
canadians are emphatically terrible posters
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Just had an entire 6-cup moka pot of coffee all to myself, am I going to be alright?
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>>76503369
le yanks are worse
good post dude
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Add music
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>emphatically
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>>76503274
>>76503286
Reddit is the 4th most popular site in the US
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>>76503398
Did you know life expectancy in India is now 69?

Congratulations to India.
Superpower by 2090.
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>>76503413
canada has the most reddit users per capita
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>>76503040
>>76503039
That still doesn't explain why you spend all day posting on /brit/ if you clearly hate them
>>76503369
American /pol/fags are consistently the worst
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Founding the state of Rationalia out of my bedroom lads
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>>76503438
>if you clearly hate them
quite the opposite. they hate us
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>>76503435
4th most popular in the US

fuck off you actual Reddit freaks, go talk epic bacon narwhals with your pals over there
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>>76503438
go cook yourself in a sauna, pekka
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belched and farted at the same time
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Why does Canada drive the septics so utterly apeshit?
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>>76503461
canada has the most reddit users per capita
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reckon the tories are going to take my autismbux away. will probably kill myself shortly thereafter haha
>>
THAIIILAAAAAAAAAAD
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>>76503438
your fault for going to pol
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need labour in power so they can greatly expand autismbux and i can finally move to england
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>>76503192
what are savoury oats
just porridge made with water and savoury food served on top?
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>>76503498
>>
LOVE: bacon, marvel films, trash pandas, shibes, doges in general, Rick & Morty, Doctor Who, being American (MURICA FCK YEAH)

HATE: British people, Canadians, people without STEM degrees

simple as
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>>76503424
69 is good enough. Though everyone in my family has died near 100
>>
>>76503502
I haven't been to /pol/ for over a year.. It's just incredibly obvious when they post on /int/
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>>76503528
how do you feel about yanks always siding with you against brits?
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>>76503518
yeah

https://www.macheesmo.com/bacon-cheddar-savory-oatmeal/

this is the recipe I followed and fucked it terribly, tasted like vomit
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>>76503530
doubt 'tismo has a STEM degree
>>76503553
looks rank
had water porridge today with muesli, don't like the thought of it with anything greasy like bacon
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>anon, let me see that forum of international discussions you mentioned
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>>76503548
Don't really see it as a country thing.
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>>76503530

HATE ''people'' with STEM degrees desu. Always the least informed runts with the loudest opinions
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>>76503587
xD
>>
Hate educated people. Arrogant, ignorant, and yet still talk as if they know stuff.

Just one of the many reasons I never hire students.
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>>76503604
what about STEM Masters and PhDs
>>
Business idea: direct democracy on anything thar might affect the country
>>
>>76503623

Bit more acceptable. still HATE them because i don't like them
>>
*likes to move it move it*
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>>76503353
I disliked this video because it showed exactly as the title depicted and its their fault i clicked on it :(
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me and my mum
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just threw wee shrimps on the barbie, m80s.
SIZZLIN'
>>
>>76503622
>I have an entry degree in chemistry so let me tell you how wrong you are about the country and how it should be run
>>
business idea: abolish parliament and put tommy robinson as emperor
>>
why does america need to have 50 states? surely they could be amalgamated into 15 or less?
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the new diet is going well i've put on a pound
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>>76503587
How do you answer when people ask you why you know so much about other countries and their politics? I just say I read a lot on the internet, foreign affairs interest me
>>
>>76503743
because most of our land is livable and not a desert
>>
My name is Timothy, lads. Find the Tim memes amusing
>>
>>76503757
no it isn't
>hurricane land
>mountain land
>forest land
>swamp land
>desert land
>alaska land
>>
>>76503745
wrong way mate ahaha
>>
>>76503711
he will make judaism the state religion
>>
every time I click eject on my usb it goes flying off into the air and I've to go looking for it
>>
>>76503773
he's not jewish though
>>
>>76503687
>I have a BTEC in the art of plumbing, let ME tell you
>>
>>76503757
whatever, i just think it's because you yanks can't agree on anything
>>
>>76503602
I just mean how do you feel about yanks always backing you up, not necessarily against brits
>>
>>76503746
the trick is to stop talking to people and only have human interactions on the internet
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>>76503788
mate, I...
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>>76503788
>Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon
>>
>hispanics think I look like a jew
>everyone else thinks I look like a spic
terrible luck
>>76503746
not even memeing, gf is the only human I interact with outside this place and she's on an internship
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>>76503771
it's probably pure muscle though right?
>>
the fuck kind of name is Yaxley?
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>>76503838
>>76503820
he looks non jewish, he was born with a non-jewish name and he's been accused of being antisemitic. How is he jewish?
>>
>>76503801
I don't have very strong feelings one way or another t?bh
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>>76503372
feeling very awake and a bit jittery lads, hands are twitching a bit

wew
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hate thailad
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>>76503913
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>>76503792
would listen to a middle aged plumbers thoughts on the country over a university ponce fresh out of school with his shiny entry degree in something completely irrelevant to politics tbqh. students are the absolute bottom of the barrel in terms of politics. they really have no grasp of anything beyond education and student loans. if they want to come back and share opinions when they have paid taxes for 10+ years, fine, great.
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>>76503868
>he looks non jewish
there isn't a specific look to jews
judaism is not a race, it's a religion
>he was born with a non-jewish name
not all jewish people have a jewish name
>he's been accused of being antisemitic
really?
>How is he jewish?
one assumes his parents are and brought him up as such

(you dumb cunt)
>>
>>76503780
Every time I click "ejaculate" on my willy, semen goes flying off into the air and I need to go looking for it.
>>
absolutely seething rn but not quite enough to get out of my chair or anything
>>
>>76503931
ah, so you have no evidence at all for him being jewish.
good to know
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>>76503928
this, absolutely hate students and their little bits of paper that say they're "educated" and "clever" - you'll find ten times as many brain cells down the pub with the lads than in the library with the students, simple as.

arrogant too, students.
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>>76503974
oh I'm sorry I assumed you had the competency to google it
I'll wait
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>>76503974
He's an ex-Catholic, of course he's not Jewish
>>
>>76503976
i see what you're trying to do, but it wont change the fact you have no life experience and you're basically still a child
>>
why do jews suck off their babies then bite the foreskin off
>>
hate students
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>>76504001
ah, so you still won't give me even one piece of evidence that he's jewish.
you are quite thick, aren't you?
btw, stormfront isn't a reliable source.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEdaXiTYHrY
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>>76504052
what's wrong with stormfront?
>>
>>76504052
https://twitter.com/trobinsonnewera/status/841494265356263424?lang=en
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UODUbNB9OGc&index=8&list=LLzxP0VUZbvshWAib50tTYnQ

what I'm listening to right now
>>
Gdě wer ty wenn Stefan Lenin became Žid, v Moskvě?
"Nět."
>>
>>76503928
This. When I was a student, I was a complete fucking moron. I was convinced I had it all figured out, and even much older, wiser men must simply be stupid if they disagreed with me. Now I see students who are the age I was, acting with the same arrogance, and I know they'll eventually look back on their folly the way I do.

Part of growing wise is realising what a fool you've been.
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Earned 20¢ for an article where I bashed Americans. Millionaire by the end of the year
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>>76504099
>>76504099
>>76504099
>>76504099
Nu
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>>76504120
>>76503928
liars
also closet homosexuals
>>
currently listening to music of some sort
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>>76504087
>what is sarcasm
bit funny how during his trip to israel everyone referred to him as a christian and not a jew
>>
You wouldn't expect quality relationship advice from a 12yr old, no matter how highly they score on an IQ test, or how many books they've read about physics, or how many chess trophies they have.

Amazing how many "educated" people don't know the difference between intelligence, education, and wisdom, and which of these is relevant for the topic they're trying to claim superiority in.
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