/cum/

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Tony Blair was the greatest political mind of the 20th and 21st centuries.

New Mexico was an okay poster

>>76500886
Stop obsessing over someone who hasn't posted here is weeks, you loser.

Which are the best cities in the United States, for someone who only wants to live in places that are warm all year round?

>>76500898
I'm a /cum/ historian. It's my job.

>>76500907
That's depressing. You should kys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e6qyxHc0ng

This video pissed me off so much, like the shit is not even mexican but still 6hese fucking potatoe munchers critizing other food.

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emily
>>76500868
>>76500886
>>76500898
>>76500901
>>76500907
shitty posts
>>76500876
good post

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>>76500834
>retard gets disproven
>b-but you didn't bring the form up
>http://www23.statcan.gc.ca/imdb-bmdi/instrument/5178_Q1_V1-eng.pdf
>asks about immigration status, mobility, education levels, job, and more
Kys my retard

>>76500913
It's fascinating actually.
When I die my works will be studied by people for millennia.

>>76500901
Shut the fuck up.

>>76500901
The places that are warm year around are generally shitty tho.

>>76500879
we get all the other data elsewhere was the point my dude

you didn't post the short form which was my contention, post the short form census and it covers the things that health canada and revenue canada doesn't already have

you commies never learn do you?

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>>76500868
>tfw Salvation Army Church
>tfw they literally got their name from being attacked by the self-proclaimed "Skeleton Army," consisting of bar tenders, drug dealers, moneylenders that were salty AF because of how many addicts reahabilitated and people at rock bottom saved by a bunch of rad methodists
>along with being a rad church, is also a huge charity that is in nearly every town in NA

wew pham

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>>76500938
>he wants a census that doesn't cover ethnicity
Are you this ashamed of your Pajeet ancestry retard?

jesus was a rebel

>>76500936
Places with snow and winter are for idiots.


It is better to live in cities that are warm all year round

>>76500962
Why not just stay in Costa Rica then?

Do NOT reply to el costa ricANO

>>76500957
the short form census asked ethnicity my dude

i'm white btw

>>76500914
If you eat Mexican food outside of Mexico and Texas you might as well lick windows

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>>76500992
>>76500957
is there a census going around or something

what is this

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>>76501000
he's a commie quebec cuck getting mad about us "not collecting data" that we already have a myriad of ways to collect because he likes to waste tax dollars

this is coming from a province that still has a long gun registration

>>76500999
you live in alaska

probably tastes like shit everything there

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>>76500987
radical centrists are the most powerful race on the world

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>>76500992
>t-the short form census asked e-ethnicity
>http://www23.statcan.gc.ca/imdb-bmdi/instrument/3901_Q1_V4-eng.pdf
>it doesn't
Maybe pay more attention when Mommy fills it out next time you utter retard.

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>i'm white btw

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>>76501014
I'm not even from Quebec you retard, maybe next time know a thing or two before you start posting about a topic.

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>>76501014
ah gross, nice gunz
btw 8u should get a russian SKS
nice 5 shot semi auto for ~250 bucks, non-restricted

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I only watch C-SPAN.

>>76500761
I hope that some of your beauty rubs off on me because I am very gugly

>>76501016
True, but atleast it doesn't smell like Mexico thats a plus

new thread

>>76501052
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>>76501052

>>76501040
i have one it's in the back behind the one svt

there's an AR and savage 10tr in there now as well

>>76500914
>fruit quesadilla
um what?

>>76500914
so we gonna smash or what punk

>>76501042
The people who call in are OG shitposters

I'm a Koreaboo because their culture is vapid and fake just like my homeland

>>76501020
alright, it doesn't specifically ask that but it asks about language spoken at home which is one of the things we can't know otherwise

you know immigration canada takes statistics, right?

>>76501069
wew noice pham, got the remington 870 w/ a rifled slug barrel a while back, plus got some assumed belgian ww2 bolt action, not near as nice as my grandpa's lee enfield from the war

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>>76501000
>>76500999
/cum/ superiority proven again

>>76501085
Does c span even allow call ins anymore?

adf

>>76501098
I only like shitting on the mulatto, bud. This isn't fun anymore.

How do I stop impulsively buying things during manic episodes

>>76501130
kys

this video made my balls tingle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOeuN5-tWrc

i wanna have a kid now

>>76501085

HOWARD STERNS BIG PENIS

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>>76501100
dank, 870 is a good choice

i bought a oem aero AR and finished the build myself here it is, don't talk to me or my son ever again

sdsf

>>76501136
Shan't be doing that, Clack.
Lane is a better poster than you by the way.

>>76501150
obsessed

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>>76501128
ok truce then

>>76501117
Yes
>https://www.c-span.org/video/?430378-5/washington-journal-viewer-calls
>167 views
Could use more shitposters calling in to raise the views.

>replies to every single one of my posts
>calls me obsessed
Admit it, you love me.

>I-I'm not obsessed you are!
I don't even know who you are. You're just another flagless poster to me.

>>76501117
>>76501163
>HOST: WE HEAR FROM HELEN ON THE REPUBLICAN LINE. HELEN: GOOD MORNING. EITHER QUESTION THAT HAS COME ABOUT BECAUSE I'M SO DISTRESSED THAT OUR LOUISIANA CONGRESSMAN WAS SHOT JUST BECAUSE HE WAS A REPUBLICAN. I WANT TO KNOW WHY SOME OF THE CONGRESSMAN DON'T INITIATE A LAW THAT IT IS A HATE CRIME TO TRY TO KILL PEOPLE IF THEY ARE CONGRESSMAN OR TO TALK ABOUT ASSASSINATING THE PRESIDENT OR THINGS LIKE THAT BECAUSE IT IS TIME FOR OUR COUNTRY TO CHANGE.
They should change the name of this segment to live Facebook comments

Absolutely and utterly obsessed.

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fuck drumpf

,

>wanting my attention this much
kind of embarrassing desu

obssd

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Anyone else remember pranknet/pranku probably some of the best prank calls the livestreams were pretty cash. I remember when Dex got arrested that filthy pakicanadian.

This is getting a bit weird, bud.

I'm gonna have to ask you to stop replying to me

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jerky is almost done boys

>>76500939
s.a used to rent me out nice lakefront cottages for peanuts back in the day in north ontario, can't really complain.

eating eggs at night is sort of a taboo here

never knew why

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IT'S TOO HOT!

>>76501262
Can I try it?

>>76501272
joel or josh

>>76501293
wtf breakfast for dinner is a long standing north american tradition

>>76501293
limpia del huevo

>>76501302
of course

marinade was:

soy sauce, honey, mirin, a whole onion, garlic, mustard powder, paprika, chili flakes, lemon juice, apple cider vinegar, salt, pepper

thoughts?

>>76500868
wtf i love Mexico now

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dude, calamari fish tacos

>>76501309

the fact that you are calling it breakfast just because it has eggs shows we are on the same side idiot.

>>76501324
Sounds like too much work
Just email me a piece

>>76501305
neither
but which one did you go to anon

>>76501305
wtf my name is josh
>>76501332
Taboo implies that it's something society doesn't allow, brainlet.

I say we build the wall but keep Mexicali and annex Baja

How do I get an inuktitut gf?

>>76501348

Yeah well it implies is not well seen or something you shouldnt do.

Here some people call it tacky/white trash thing to do.

>>76501332
yeah that's what i was saying

it's weird that it would be taboo, a full traditional breakfast for dinner is a common thing here

Pretty girls like ________

>>76501360
I say you kys

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>>76501362
Case of beer, hell even a flat of coca-cola would make you a kang.

>>76501387
ME

I hate you.
I hate all of you.
FUCK you!

>>76501389
I'm the only good kysposter, you loser.

>>76501417
kys you're not even a good Oregonian poster
Even Portland and his autistic genuine leftism are superior

>>76501415
kys

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>>76501333
ok it's on the way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jSdTBGhDSg

>>76501436
Thanks bud it was delicious
>>76501433
kys

>>76501432
Stop obsessing over me, nerd.

>>76501451
kya

>>76501466
You replied to me first out of nowhere you obsessed loser
Kys

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>ywn be a russian slut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPrCNh51dQo

>101

>>76501474
You make incredibly generic posts. When I reply to you, I could be replying to any other flagless American. Stop obsessing over me.

kys

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>fall for the diversity is good meme

>Eat at the china experience
>Eat some breakfast tacos

>Stomach pains for two days

>just can't stop replying to me
Obsessed and sad
Kys

>>76501498
>the china experience
>breakfast tacos
Suicide by shart

Looks like I have an admirer.

https://youtu.be/n9mzJhvC-8E?t=569

BTFO

I wanna fuck a black woman with ridiculously long nails and leopard print yoga pants

"hella"

>>76500876
Was he great or only great compared to all the other politicians of the 20th and 21th centuries?

>>76501543
Good taste.

>>76501078
omorrow my brehren

>>76501543
You'd have to eat her ass

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>guns are for pussies real men fist fight

>>76501549
He was truly great.

Blair was the Napoleon of his time.

>I fistfight with a sword

>>76501576
post sg550

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>>76501543

Me too

>>76500901
anything in Texas.

>>76501570
Napoléon invaded my country, stole treasures and demanded soldiers from us for his army. Don't think he was great desu.

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>tfw born in the wrong generation
We were meant to be together.

Give it 20 years and you won't recognize your comfy white burbs. There will be studies. The studies will say that high crime, poorly performing schools, and gang activity is because of concentrated poverty in the innercity. Those studies will claim that the lack of opportunity is holding the niggers and spics and sandniggers back from becoming the doctors and lawyers they were meant to be. The studies will conclude that the only solution is moving them to your high-achieving, safe, white town.
By that time, city councilman Tyrone and Abdul will vote to increase the budget for new Section 8 apartments to be built and more vouchers to be handed out. Then your area will be blacked, and the white flight will start anew, if there's anyplace left to fly to by then. Probably not at this rate.
I've now lived long enough to see it happen to both my hometown and my new area. And pretty much all of my SHTF places, too.

>>76501546
im all swagged out

>>76501627
calm down

so who else here has had sex with ladies from all 3 /cum/ nations?

>4 American girls
>2 Mexicans (well, Latinas for sure at least)
>1 Canadian

reporting.

from my heart and from my hand why don't people understand my intentions?

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>>76501627
good thing inner cities are being reclaimed by affluent white people across north america

>>76501643
Only leaf I've met who I knew was a leaf was an old man from Toronto

i need a friend

i know all days i said this and sounds like a gimmick but i truly need a friend with whom i can talk.

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>>76501657
toronto must've been pretty nice back in the day

>>76501671
I'll be your friend

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Why don't Canadians in America ever shut up about Canada?

>>76501590
I didn't get one because I was unfit for the army.

>>76501618
Does she have a healthy body weight?

>>76501643
I've only fucked Canadians and Chinese girls

>>76501685
inferiority complex desu
>>76501692
oh how come?

>>76501681
ok man

>>76501685
We have to display dominance

>>76501707
>inferiority complex
canada is superior to america

>>76501685
The closest things Canadians have to a national identity is their inferiority complex

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>be me
>be Jewish
>look like I could be Nate Silver's brother (Ironically my last name is also Silver)
>see /pol/ always talk about how jews are pulling all the strings and controlling world
>get depressed because I was a C / D student with zero ambition in life and am starting to become an alcoholic
>highest education I have is a community college degree
>have been a janitor for the last 3 years

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>>76501739
this

>>76501749
>>look like I could be Nate Silver's brother (Ironically my last name is also Silver)
Who will win in 2020?

Inferiority Complex implies the feeling of inferiority is unrealistic.
Canadians have a Superiority Complex, which means their inferiority is real and they try to mask their feelings by pretending to be superior.

>>76501749
stop controlling the media, okay?

>>76501762
Hillary
Her VP will be Bernie

>>76501763
you delved farther into it than i meant to say, but not an inacurate statement by any means

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtG4qWv0v44

>be me
>be Jewish
>don't look Jewish at all
Better than being white desu

>>76501762

Trump again

I see Clack's new gimmick is LARPing as a hook-nosed kike.

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Do I look jewish? I'm not

>>76501789

The only jews that matter are ashkenazi. Middle eastern jews might as well be Pakis

>>76501780
>>76501794
Which one of you is the jew?

I don't trust non-jews to predict elections.

>>76501802
obsessed

>>76501806
Stop lying you fucking kike

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clack my ass is s consistently the worst poster and he is also black.

no surprises

>>76501685
but I do. and let the aboot/whatever bants slide.
must be some self righteous pricks.

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kys

>>76501806
you look lebanese

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>the united sharts of americuck

>>76501835
Cara isthe second best looking girl that /cum/ posters waifupost (Emily is #1)

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>>76501822
I did a DNA test and everything, i am Catholic and was an altar boy till I was 7

>>76501806
shave

>>76501818

Trump Jew here. Though technically I'm only half Jewish. My mom is 100% Polish. That's probably why I'm a dumb alcoholic desu

>>76501856
Just made the new /brit/ thread as revenge for this post

>>76501860
Were you raped? You look like a child molesting victim

>>76501749
you're the outlier us white nationalists sometimes mention

best thing for you to do is abandon jewish identity, and don't become one of those crypto jews either

I just want a friend who actually likes me

Since is late at night i will say my secret.

My family are non practicant mizrashi jews

>>76501882

this isn't me

>>76501902
No, he was actually a Pinoy from the Philippines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VG_s2PCH_c

I sincerely enjoy Last Week Tonight.

>>76501882
I'm not fully Jewish either.

>>76501918
Same here.
My name is Alon Ben-Shlomo.

>>76501930

This isn't me

>>76501882
zabij się ty kurwo żydowski

FUck why are there so many kikes?

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I am Polish.

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While we are on the subject how do we stop loxism

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>>76501930
>>76501952
STOP! This is too confusing.

>>76501956
We are all Jewish.

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Obama was the greatest president since FDR.

>>76501707
I was simply told I was unfit and had to pay a tax. 40 percent in my state were unfit. I guess the army was happy that they didn't have to train everyone. The number of soldiers had been reduced so they didn't need anyone. Training someone costs, taking someone brings in money.

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woah

>>76501990
I'm not racist.

>>76501987
didn't need everyone*
taxing someone*

>>76501990
excellent post

I can't be racist, I had a crush on a black girl once

>>76501990
This. Non White's are not human in the least bit

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>>76501911

No thanks, m8. I already have the problem with the idea of "chosen race". I honestly hate people who think they're better than other people because of things they had no control over. If all you have to be proud about if that is something you were born with, you should jump off a bridge

>>76502020
Fake jew.

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>>76502020
Typical kike saying whites can't be proud

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>>76501987
>>76501999
oh ok, so they just take the best ones and not full on conscription?

>>76501968

That really wasn't me, both my Parents are kikes. Both extremely disappointed with me. My Siblings are both super smart and doing stereotypical Jew shit like becoming a lawyer and a dentist. I wanted to be a police officer, 2bh

>>76502040

I didn't say you couldn't be proud, just don't think you're better than anyone else because of something you had zero control over

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BABABOOOOOOBAAAAAA

>You can't claim to be superior to someone with microcephaly because you had no control over whether or not you were bor with microcephaly

>>76502092
I'm literally better than abos and poo in loos and niggers fuck you

>>76502020
*gasses you*

this is pure kino vidya music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85AB1p6wpaY

what's up with me getting a burrito appetite when looking at a latina

>>76502092
what does having control over it or not matter?

it's statistically likely that whites will be smarter than most other races

What's /cum/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwBkXgWNs_M

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>I don't find Twiggy attracti-

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>>76502151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfk-dQceR3Y

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>>76502115
>>76502116
>>76502141


welp I'm out of arguments, believe whatever you want

>>76502151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82PQyY1djI

>>76502203
I believe that Jews should answer for tho crimes against humanity

>>76502020
>If all you have to be proud about if that is something you were born with, you should jump off a bridge

I hate this stupid talking point. You know that sometimes claiming to be "proud" of something that can just be an expression meaning you celebrate that certain thing, don't you?

>>76502052
Probably. But they can't say that they only take the best because military service is compulsory. Also they probably couldn't explain why people have to pay a tax for not being an army member if they didn't offer jobs.

wtf, ive never saw that scene of envy, its a polish canadian whore btw

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Agree?
Then LIKE!!

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I literally made all this up for (you)s lmao

>>76502333
This isn't me

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The thinking man's Sophia Loren.

>kys

>kys
>Kyss

Stop saying it and kiss him already then, faggot

And learn how to spell 'kiss', moron

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>>76502333
At last I see, Hitler was right

>>76502325
shut up

A Mexican said that a girl I posted here was cute

>>76502333
3 of my posts are in there

Should you be at work, footkraut? Or are you a NEET?

>>76502355
Hahahahhaahahahha

>>76502372
Mexicans have low standards. They're idiots. Everyone who doesn't find Twiggy attractive is an idiot.

Mexicans are also Catholics, and all Catholics are idiots.

>>76502393
Breakfast break from 9 to 9:20, just like I told you before

>you shouldn't be proud of anything you weren't born with

And then this further isolates the individual from his ethnicity meanwhile Jews work with their own and help each other out.

Stop hunting alone and start hunting in packs. This goes for every ethnicity.

I fucking love this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZiBgFdA8sg

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>Twiggy will never be my gf
I might just have a little cry.

>>76502430
Just date any ugly petite chick

>>76502439
Twiggy is perfect, you poopy pants chink lover.

kys

>>76502369
>>76502462
Big fan of these posts

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>>76502462
Kys my nuts

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THICC

She must be like 128 pounds here.

>>76502480
Martin Luther was a hero.

C*tholics are scum.

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Looks like this thread is all mine.

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looks like its time to steal this thread

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>>76502579
"but there will come an eagle in a hundred years that you will not reach."

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>>76502660
*teleports in front of you*
not so fast, kiddo

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>>76502694
*declares this thread as rightful cascadian clay

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hmmm don't mind if I do

I can't decide on a xymox or a offworld practice pad

>>76502902
You probably know more on the topic than anyone else here.

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Found myself again, fellas

>>76502999
I just watched a video of a guy playing and I think I'll get the offworld invader v3.
now I have to decide on the color scheme. http://offworldpercussion.com/INVADER.html whAT one

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I wish I was this courageous/autistic

>>76503063
http://shop.offworldpercussion.com/Invader-V3-Series_c3.htm
wait this one has the sale prices

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There's this incredibly FUCKING IRRITATING noise that's happening constantly this morning, like a kind of "woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo" every few seconds, it's driving me fucking crazy, and when I looked out the window to see what it was there was nothing outside and the noise stopped until I came back away from the curtains.

>>76503225
Sounds like you're haunted m80 better move lad, innit simple as part & parcel u wot m8

You are going off right now

>>76503284
help me pick a pad

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>>76500868

i hate this country
not even ironically or because of shit politicians
i just really hate this place

>>76503313
Why?

me in orange
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijVpIMZAr1w

Dexter would be a simpler if he didn't kill people

>>76503333

I am in love and fighting so hard to keep my eyes open and keep up texting this girl.

Why are the white Simpsons characters yellow, but the black characters are still black?

They should make the black characters green or something.

why the fuck am I binge watching phineas and ferb

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>>76503322
the midwest as a whole is just a depressing region full of nothing but lifeless corn fields, dying housing additions, and downtown cities turning into ghetto shitholes, anywhere I go in this state is guaranteed to be one of the three. nobody cares about nobody here, it's kind of cold. why do people make this place out to be so great when in reality its so shit

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>>76503779
>why do people make this place out to be so great
Because it's the Real America™ heartland with the Small Town America™ values and All American™ residents. It's not supposed to be how you described...

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Nighty night, cuties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHanb2TmK-c
current feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU&index=6&list=RDMM8Y6ruIXYmXY
current feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN4W8Z49Bdk
current feel

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I've been noticing this kind of nose frequently now, and always on Hollywood actresses. Is this natural or a result of plastic surgery? I'm talking about the weird nostrils and the ridge on the tip of the nose.

business idea:
Make Indonesia the 51st state and secure a supply line of Sumatran coffee

ask a drunk guy anything

>>76504991
what void are you trying to fill?

>>76504897
It occurs naturally, but also actresses get surgery to get noses like that
>t. Sees noses like that often

>>76505069
lack of meaning in life

>>76504897
((()))

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>why yes I consume depressants because I think it will improve my life

Why are any of Up right now?

>>76505219
I just woke up. I have work soon.

>>76505266
that sucks

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The skin on my hands suddenly began reddening and warming up a bit, softening and then bleeding. My hands have been pretty dry and cracked but this all happened maybe in a period of around 30 mins.

My hands are bloodied and still bleeding a bit now. Anyone have a clue as to what could cause this? Perhaps it's something to do with blood pressure? Search engines aren't returning anything.

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>>76506079
nvm, just figured it out. looks like I've come down with the swine flu... again.

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i didn't drink yesterday, are you proud of me :3

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just beat a mouse to death with a mallet that my cat caught. would have let her finish the job but my dog started barking at it and cornering it when I let him out earlier. it made my cat back off so I figured I should put it out of its misery.
don't know why that's hard for me to do. I hesitated while holding the mallet, maybe because the mouse was cute.

>>76508261
I once had to shoot a pigeon with an air rifle and despite hitting it in the head and blowing away part of its skull a la JKF the damn thing wouldn't die so I had to hit it in the spine with a shovel.

>>76508243
hydrate lad

>>76508243
I want to drink this girl's bath water

>>76508531
>had to
huh
I killed a baby opossum with an air rifle once. It somehow got into our garage and freaked out my sister while she was in there talking on the phone. The first shot to the head didn't do it, might have hit its ear, it played dead (or was more likely in shock) while I reloaded. The second shot made it squirm around frantically.

The third shot probably did the trick, but I was in a bit of panic at that point so I went ham on it with a shovel. The guilt from that inefficient kill is probably what made me so anxious while holding the mallet.

>>76508581
das yucky

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>>76508261
Poor mousey

Back in Riga

>>76500868
Judging by how Canadian men act, this guy is about to get fucked in the ass.

Think we should limit the amount of Hispanics we let into the country

>>76505162
good post

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baby sitting my grandma today buds

she got me a fidget spinner

>look at blockfolio
>want to sudoku

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>Been working security the past 4 days at the gate of a country music festival still being set up
>Just me and my friend working 8pm-8am, fucking no one else around
>We literally just sit there all night having shots and get wasted as fuck
>Make sure we are sobered up before workers start showing up at 6am
>We polished off a whole bottle last night
>Been doing this everyday and will continue to do it until the contract ends
>We are literally being paid to sit and drink all night

>>76510488
Same

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I'm back from sleep you guys

>>76510620
literally the best job ever tbqh

>>76510431
how can you babysit a grandma

>>76509805
Hopefully you've cleaned up your act since Venice
>>76511037
Ew. Go back to sleep.

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just a few more hours until i get to go home you guys

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>>76511616
Oi, take a joke, lad.

Didn't know that "american education" is such an offensive joke.

Sorry, I guess.

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Brump

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Good morning you crazy cucks

>>76511874
Well, what the fuck was I suppose to know how the fuck? Why would I even know what "Latvia" is? Excuse me for not getting a degree in Latvian cellular phone education.
>Sorry, I guess.
Sorry doesn't cut it. It's going to take a kiss for me to let this whole mishap slide.

>>76512351
Not with that attitude, cowboy.

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>>76512379
>cowboy
Did you just assume my gender?

>>76512539
I may have

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Sup fags

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New
>>76512718
>>76512718

>>76501348
spic