ITT: Pretend how the meetup will go

The only thing I want to see is their handshake. Everything else is doesn't matter

literally nothing
>gib weapons
>gib h1b
>buy tata

>>76500753
>be modi
>that's a firm handshake
*pulls harder*
>you're a strong man, Trump

>>76500770
He's not going to get H1-B though. Trump has already put his foot down on this and he can't backpedal now without it being political suicide.

Ah I see you hate Muslims too
Even though you act like them I can clearly see you are a top lad I am not a retard at all haha

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>>76500857
>Trump won't backpedal

lol

>>76500872
Yeah, but this is literally a policy he's already implemented.

>>76500857
h1b should be glassed, not made marginally more restrictive

>>76500735
Trump will tell Modi to poo in the loo, we will lose India as an ally.

>>76500735
>I love India, I love Indians, amazing people
>trump says something incredibly stupid but everyone just ignores it
>meeting ends
>awkwardly posing for a couple of pictures
>media blows everything out of proportion
>OMG TRUMP FORGOT TO TIE HIS SHOES, WWIII INCOMING
>100 reasons why the liberal media was BTFO by the Trump meeting
>/pol/ shitpost and spams both of the above for a couple of hours
>everyone forgets it all happened 2-3 days later

>>76500735
>Trump asks for beef steak with ketchup
>Gets buffalo steak with curry sauce
>Complains on twitter

>>76500993
>OMG TRUMP FORGOT TO TIE HIS SHOES
More like
>OMG TRUMP ASKED MODI IF HE NEEDED TO USE THE TOILET

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Hopefully it is good news, India is based and Aryan. Also they are a strong ally against the Muslim and Paki hordes

>>76501036
Lol

What are Modi's politics? What's his platform all about?

>>76500809
>you're a strong man, Trump

for you.

>>76500735
It goes the same way whenever he meets with any powerful country, he brown-noses and praises the fuck out of them while shoving countries like Montenegro and other turbo-irrelevant places out of the way.

Trump is in his position of power for a good reason, he knows how to build relationships with powerful people and behave around them, while at the same time being an utter jackass to anyone he's more powerful than.

>>76501041
Pajeet pls

>>76501444
Fucking checked.

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>>76500735
Modi already has a bf

>>76501581
HOLY SHIT HE IS SHORTER THAN PUTIN
100% M A N L E T

>>76501334
Modi is basically indian eisenhower, or rather as effective as eisenhower would be if he were pm of ibdia

>>76501581
BRICs is such a forced meme

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>>76501608
yes

>>76501624
there is nothing about BRICS in that pic

>>76501686
RI then

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>>76501697
What?

>>76501724
It's like two countries pretending they like one another or have anything in common when they really don't

>>76501768
Putin gotta suck that hindi dick to get them resources to flow into Russia

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Pretty sure Modi-Putin share agreement on many ideologies/geopolitical viewpoints.

>>76501834
But no, it's true unconditional love.

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In comparision Trump is childish retard best to laugh at from a distance.

>>76501761
>>76501941
In what language do they whisper to one another?

>>76501972
toki pona

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>>76501972
English probably, since they both know that language.

>>76502002
Really? I remember Putin using a translator to talk to Obama

>>76501880
Poot's just there to grease the wheels on the sale of another rusted out Soviet-era submarine that was rotting in a drydock somewhere since the 80s. Or to embezzle some more money from the PAKFA program

>>76502053
>translator
*interpreter, kek

>>76500753
it will go on for 15 minutes because neither wants to look weak an pull away

>>76502126
Modi's grip is stronger so it will be quite funny

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>>76502053
Pretty sure he speaks english. Modi also talks in Hindi generally but knows english.

>>76502175
Not sure why is he even meeting with that manchild.

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"""True friend""" LOL

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Btw he already had one night stand with the Mexican president, so Trump, be jelly.

>>76502305

Strategic loos for poo.