>You will never be Brazilian

Thank God for that.

>>76498411
Good.

>>76498411
but anyone can be brazilian :)

>>76498411
Good, then I wouldn't have an excuse for still being a virgin.

>>76498473
Please anon instruct us on how to do so.

These it involve shaking my bunda in the carnaval

>>76498526
Does it* ?

>>76498411
At least in a couple years you will be Mexico :)

>>76498526
Just come here and enjoy life with the people you like :D

>>76498549
NO! I don't want to be Mexican!

Help, how do you guys avoid being Mexican?

>>76498561
And get shot and raped and killed by a drug dealer

>>76498583
We the same shit, man. We just glorified mexicans. We're just as violent. Women on average don't look like the mualtas you see on mainstream media. They look like tiny chubby mexican girls. Sorry to break it for you.

Americans have been Brazilians for hundreds of years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l5ILYQAC1I

>>76498606

Mexico is full of amerindians, man. They look nothing like us

>>76498606

Average Mexicans and Central Americans look nothing like any Brazilian capital. Maybe if you go to a native reserve or join a Peruvian show.

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>>76498625
Average huezilian

>You will never be American

>>76498653

Yet they look nothing like Mexicans.

>>76498645
My point is, to an American, we actually DO arr rook saem. And America is already full of Mexican girls anyway so why travel to the other side of the world if all you want is some shitty fat latina

wef

>>76498663
But you are american, you just have a silly name and no u.s. citizenship

>>76498668

Nordestinas são deusas em comparação com bolivianas. Mexicanas são parecidas com elas.

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>>76498625
>>76498645
>>76498664
But we do. Brown pardo mestizo people look simple and empoverished, we not exotic or attractive.

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>>76498411
Can't find girls like these in Brazil.

>>76498693

Mexicanas são parecidas com as bolivianas aqui de SP

>>76498686
South America is as American as France is Latin

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>>76498693
tudo a mema bosta cara.

>>76498700

Continua muito mais bonita que uma boliviana e as mexicanas lembram as bolivianas.

>>76498704
yes you can.They might have just as much Germanic folk as the US

>>76498411
You can practice by becoming a fascist radical right wing white supremacist despite being brown as fuck. Disgusting country filled with violent disgusting people.

>>76498717

Então você nunca viu uma boliviana ou centroamericana. Se viu vai mudar de idéia.

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>>76498739
>average brazilian grill

>>76498704
She could, darling no baka me anytime.

>>76498753

Continua mais bonita que as bolivianas de SP.

>>76498772
comparando bosta com merda e fica tudo no mesmo cocô

DON'T COME TO BRAZIL YOU WILL BE KILLED
STAY H O M E

>>76498784

Mas não é a mesma coisa. Vai pra Bolívia que o seu pau entra dentro do corpo. Nem no Nordeste isso aconteceria.

>>76498799
kek

>>76498411
Brazilians are horrible disgusting people, really. They will force you to eat sopa de macaco (monkey soup) and if you don't it's considered a huge offense. Bunch of savages down here.

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>>76498795
But then how come you're still alive??

>>76498870
I eat lots of sopa de macaco to stay stronk

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>>76498906
>tfw no sopa de macaco the US

>>76498929
Stop eating my relatives you racist

>>76498929
*in

All of Brazil is like Rio de Janerio apparently. Rio is a paradise on earth for Brazilians.

>>76498983
yep, the whole cunt is an humongous favela. funk carioca is our culture and everybody is empoverished living in barracos

How do I get a qt Brazilian gf?

>>76499004
jus get a mexican girl if you want some ugly latina

>>76498999
You're being sarcastic but it's true sweetie

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>>76499019
but mexican girls look like this

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>>76498693
>>76498710
Los entendí malditos brasileños, dejen de hablar de mi país.

>>76499039
Ain't being sarcastic, man. We literally ARE just a huge favela, look up barraco and funk carioca on google.

>>76498561
how to move to brazil?

also, is it true that people drive to paraguay to buy electronics?

I live with 2 Brazilians who are lovely people. Previously lived by Brazilian neighbours who were the worst people I've ever had to deal with though

>>76499046
kek

Why would anyone travel the whole world just to fuck an ugly latina girl is beyond me when you could do the exact same thing right now in your own country.

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>>76499062
>troll a Brazilian
>He agrees with me

hmm

>>76499075
>also, is it true that people drive to paraguay to buy electronics?
Yeap, but most people just buy it smuggled here
>how to move to brazil?
Unironically just move here, getting a temporary visa is easy and you can extend it ad infinitum

Also why would you EVER get into a relationship with some average brazilian girl, besides the language barrier problem it's OBVIOUS she's only into you for the prospect of a Green Card. Why would you want to take risk taking some gold digging bitch back home and risk getting divorced and lose half your shit and kids that aren't even the same RACE. These kids are probably gonna grow into white male hating liberals when they get oldered and are gonna recent you for being a privileged white man.

>>76499177
Do you have to do visa runs to other countries every few months? I'm thinking of maybe moving there temporarily for a year or two. Also, how do you rent apartment as foreigner?

>>76498704
yeah you can and she's ugly
>>76499019
Br girls are better don't lie to me i have been to your country
I doubt you have been to mexico or USA

>>76499197
t. autistic angry virgin

Marrying a brown girl is literally playing against your own best interests as white male. Just fuck a latina whore escort hooker and get this sexual kink out of your system and go back to dating conservative white girls you filthy race traitor.

>>76499212
t. feminazi bitch

>>76499197
most gringo men stay in Brazil with the girl they get married so they can stay in Brazil unlike what>>76499177 this anon said it's actually really hard to stay in brazil legally as a foreigner and you can never get a work visa so you are fucked
>>76499230
implying we are all white you self hating retard

>>76499210
>I doubt you have been to mexico or USA
Do I need to? Can usually see them on videos over the internet. USA grills look better than our grills. Are you gonna say I have never been to my own country too?

>>76499256
CHI

>>76499208
>visa runs
no, you can simply extend it at the federal police
>Also, how do you rent apartment as foreigner?
Just like a brazilian national, go to renting agency or find someone to negotiate a rent. It got a little bit more bureaucracy than Anglo countries
>>76499256
>this anon said it's actually really hard to stay in brazil legally as a foreigner and you can never get a work visa so you are fucked
Wrong as fuck my friend

>>76499256
>implying we are all white you self hating retard
Oh nevermind carry on then, if you're a nigger you'll fit in just fine among the savages. Just be wary that we are actually fucking MORE racist against blacks than fucking first world countries. And no one will care about your feelings.

>>76499256
>his anon said it's actually really hard to stay in brazil legally as a foreigner and you can never get a work visa so you are fucked
Temporary work visa (Visto Temporario V)

Usually, foreign employees will obtain a temporary work visa which will initially be issued for two years. An extension for another two years can be requested not later than 30 days before the visa's expiration. After this four-year period the company can apply for a permanent work visa. An expatriate holding a temporary visa is not allowed to change employers in Brazil without permission.

Work visas and a work permits are usually only issued to foreigners whose future employer is a registered Brazilian company. However, there are various and quite confusing exclusions and separate treatments to this, e.g. for technical assistance or professional cases. To make sure you get the right visa for your individual situation, ask for assistance at a Brazilian embassy or consulate or check the procedure guide for work permits provided by the Brazilian Ministry of Labour and Employment.

>>76499230
>conservative white girls
Pretty much don't exist anymore outside American Bible belt

>>76499256
STILL, ain't having kids with a parda against your interests even if you're black? That means your family will be mixed, not black. That means one less black kid in the world. That's race washing.

>>76499311
Whatever, even some republican girl is still considerably less leftist than our women. We have been decimated by feminism.

BLACKS ARE 2.6 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO BE MURDERED IN BRAZIL THAN WHITES
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.seppir.gov.br%2Fcentral-de-conteudos%2Fnoticias%2F2016%2F08-agosto%2Fmapa-da-violencia-2016-morrem-2-6-vezes-mais-negros-que-brancos-vitimados-por-arma-de-fogo&edit-text=&act=url

Even if you're black you're still fucked.

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Brazilian racists crack me up

>>76499330
Every western country has 95% far left, nothing but appeal to emotion women

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>>76499362
HOW DARE OF YOU SPEAK NICE THINGS OF BRAZIL YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING BRAZIL IS THE SHITTIEST COUNTRY ON EARTH EVERYBODY IS BROWN LOW IQ MISERABLE COMMUNIST MONKEY THAT KILLS NEGROS AND FUCK HIV WHORES STINKING OF PISS AND SHIT BRAZIL IS SHIT 60K BR MURDER BEST DAY OF MY LIFE SHIT SHIT PISS FECES FUCK YOU I AM BRAZILIAN AND WISH I WAS ANYTHING BUT IT JUST KILL ME WITH YOUR SUPERIOR LIGHT SKIN BLONDE UBERMENSCH 300 IQ BIG WHITE DICK PLS COLONIZE USA

>>76499270
>USA grills look better than our grills
they don't and they are fat and snobby literally twice the obesity rate of Brazil nigg
You have shit tatse and blinders on Brazilian girls are better than american and Mexicans
>>76499276
No i'm Caribbean
>>76499298
Not in my experience you self haters like to project a lot just becuase you are a neo nazi
>>76499305
I'm aware of all of this the average expat in the groups on Facebook and that i have met on my trips have none of that they can't get any employers to sponsor their work visas
>>76499311
I live int he south they literally all date black guys or uber rednecks
>>76499322
Nigga i'm already mixed
>>76499358
An expat is the same as a favela nigger

>>76499305
Also good luck finding work in the middle of the fucking WORST RECESSION IN 70 YEARS
http://www.valor.com.br/brasil/4890366/pib-do-brasil-cai-72-em-dois-anos-pior-recessao-desde-1948

>>76499380
>No i'm Caribbean
THEN WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MOVE HERE
The culture is 1:1 the same shit. Even the women look the same.

HOW DARE OF YOU SPEAK NICE THINGS OF BRAZIL YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING BRAZIL IS THE SHITTIEST COUNTRY ON EARTH EVERYBODY IS BROWN LOW IQ MISERABLE COMMUNIST MONKEY THAT KILLS NEGROS AND FUCK HIV WHORES STINKING OF PISS AND SHIT BRAZIL IS SHIT 60K BR MURDER BEST DAY OF MY LIFE SHIT SHIT PISS FECES FUCK YOU I AM BRAZILIAN AND WISH I WAS ANYTHING BUT IT JUST KILL ME WITH YOUR SUPERIOR LIGHT SKIN BLONDE UBERMENSCH 300 IQ BIG WHITE DICK PLS COLONIZE USAHOW DARE OF YOU SPEAK NICE THINGS OF BRAZIL YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING BRAZIL IS THE SHITTIEST COUNTRY ON EARTH EVERYBODY IS BROWN LOW IQ MISERABLE COMMUNIST MONKEY THAT KILLS NEGROS AND FUCK HIV WHORES STINKING OF PISS AND SHIT BRAZIL IS SHIT 60K BR MURDER BEST DAY OF MY LIFE SHIT SHIT PISS FECES FUCK YOU I AM BRAZILIAN AND WISH I WAS ANYTHING BUT IT JUST KILL ME WITH YOUR SUPERIOR LIGHT SKIN BLONDE UBERMENSCH 300 IQ BIG WHITE DICK PLS COLONIZE USAHOW DARE OF YOU SPEAK NICE THINGS OF BRAZIL YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING BRAZIL IS THE SHITTIEST COUNTRY ON EARTH EVERYBODY IS BROWN LOW IQ MISERABLE COMMUNIST MONKEY THAT KILLS NEGROS AND FUCK HIV WHORES STINKING OF PISS AND SHIT BRAZIL IS SHIT 60K BR MURDER BEST DAY OF MY LIFE SHIT SHIT PISS FECES FUCK YOU I AM BRAZILIAN AND WISH I WAS ANYTHING BUT IT JUST KILL ME WITH YOUR SUPERIOR LIGHT SKIN BLONDE UBERMENSCH 300 IQ BIG WHITE DICK PLS COLONIZE USAHOW DARE OF YOU SPEAK NICE THINGS OF BRAZIL YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING BRAZIL IS THE SHITTIEST COUNTRY ON EARTH EVERYBODY IS BROWN LOW IQ MISERABLE COMMUNIST MONKEY THAT KILLS NEGROS AND FUCK HIV WHORES STINKING OF PISS AND SHIT BRAZIL IS SHIT 60K BR MURDER BEST DAY OF MY LIFE SHIT SHIT PISS FECES FUCK YOU I AM BRAZILIAN AND WISH I WAS ANYTHING BUT IT JUST KILL ME WITH YOUR SUPERIOR LIGHT SKIN BLONDE UBERMENSCH 300 IQ BIG WHITE DICK PLS COLONIZE USAHOW DARE OF YOU SPEAK NICE THINGS OF BRAZIL YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING BRAZIL IS THE SHITTIEST COUNTRY ON EARTH EVERYBODY IS BROWN LOW IQ MISERABLE COMMUNIST MONKEY THAT KILLS NEGROS AND FUCK HIV WHORES STINKING O

>>76499408

This, but unironically.

>>76499380
>they don't and they are fat and snobby literally twice the obesity rate of Brazil nigg
Not true.

>mais da metade da população brasileira está com sobrepeso e a obesidade já atinge a 20% das pessoas adultas no país, enquanto 58% da população latino-americana e caribenha estão com sobrepeso, num total de 360 milhões de pessoas, e a obesidade afeta 140 milhões, ou 23% da população regional.
>> more than half of the brazilian population is overweight and obesity already reaches 20% of adults in the country, while 58% of the latin american and caribbean population are overweight, with a total of 360 million people, and obesity affects 140 million, or 23% of the regional population.

Source https://oglobo.globo.com/sociedade/saude/sobrepeso-obesidade-em-alta-no-brasil-diz-onu-20819122

>>76499442
> o sobrepeso em adultos no Brasil passou de 51,1% em 2010, para 54,1% em 2014.
>> overweight in adults in brazil rose from 51.1% in 2010 to 54.1% in 2014.

There is literally NOTHING good about this country besides sopa de macaco.

>>76499398
The Caribbean is expensive as shit even by Br standards mates plus I like Portuguese.
If cuba becomes capitalist i'll just move there though I even have actual family living there

But if not Brazil is my 1st choice I hate the states and i don't want my kids to be Mexican
>>76499442
America still wins in this department mate along with mexico
http://stateofobesity.org/rates/
>>76499471
int brs are one of the top 5 worst things in brazil

Don't come here, it's not like in your animes.

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FUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL HAHAHAHAHAHFUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL HAHAHAHAHAHFUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL HAHAHAHAHAHFUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL HAHAHAHAHAHFUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL HAHAHAHAHAHFUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL HAHAHAHAHAHFUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL HAHAHAHAHAHFUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL HAHAHAHAHAHFUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL HAHAHAHAHAHFUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL HAHAHAHAHAHFUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL FUCK BRAZIL HAHAHAHAHAH

>>76499484
both carribean and brazilian obesity rates are stuck 54% we're literally the same shit

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

> lot of self hating Brazilians
Are all this Brazilians italian diaspora?

>>76499484
>int brs are one of the top 5 worst things in brazil
You haven't MET real brazilians. We're either full fascists of full communists. Not fuckign subtlety at all. Women are tainted by feminists even the few right wing ones. Also we're very racist and xenophobic towards gringos. Horrible people.

>>76499486
FUCK THIS COUNTRY FUCK THIS COUNTRY FUCK THIS COUNTRY FUCK THIS COUNTRY FUCK THIS COUNTRY FUCK THIS COUNTRY FUCK THIS COUNTRY

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UMA

>>76499527
PLEASE KILL ME SEND A BOMB NUKE THIS SHIT KILL ALL THOSE GOBLINS AND BROWNS LITTLE SHIT I DON'T CARE IF YOU KILL ME TOO DO IT UHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUEUEHEB FUCK HTIOS COUNTRU>>76499527
PLEASE KILL ME SEND A BOMB NUKE THIS SHIT KILL ALL THOSE GOBLINS AND BROWNS LITTLE SHIT I DON'T CARE IF YOU KILL ME TOO DO IT UHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUEUEHEB FUCK HTIOS COUNTRU>>76499527
PLEASE KILL ME SEND A BOMB NUKE THIS SHIT KILL ALL THOSE GOBLINS AND BROWNS LITTLE SHIT I DON'T CARE IF YOU KILL ME TOO DO IT UHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUEUEHEB FUCK HTIOS COUNTRU

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>>76499527
BRAZIL MUST DIE BRAZIL IS SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK THIS HIV WHORE SPIC NIGGER TRASH COUNTRY I HATE IT I HATE IT HAHAHAHAHAHAH I HATE IT

>>76499553
This pic is common occurence in Shitzil.

>>76498772
I can testify that she is more attractive than the bolivianas de buenos aires too

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>>76499553
>this is getting out of hand

>>76499527
Welcome, enjoy your stay

>>76499597
howling

>>76499597
HUE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtCk6lljRrU

>>76498733
>They might have just as much Germanic folk as the US

Not really. In USA the average white person looks Germanic, while here the average looks Mediterranean and a few look Germanic. Germanic girls attract a lot of attention here, everyone treats them with respect and everyone keeps staring at them, especially the men, this results in our Germanic girls having an ego bigger than Jupiter itself.

>>76499659
>Germanic girls attract a lot of attention here, everyone treats them with respect and everyone keeps staring at them, especially the men, this results in our Germanic girls having an ego bigger than Jupiter itself.
Too true, blonde grills are extra whorish and snobbish. Real men date brunettes.

>>76499640
WHAAAAAAAAAAT

>>76499680
https://youtu.be/bKhR9i5CGkA

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Dayli remainder that due to the amount of brazilian posters on this board, there are actual br WOMEN with real BUNDAS

>>76499527
ciao ciao come stai qua tutti stanno bimbominchiando asjdkajsdkajskdjaks

>>76499512
Pra que postar isso, seu revoltado filho da puta.

brazil will be a world superpower in our lifetimes

Sorry but Brazillians need to be rangebanned from chans
Even on Krautchan /int/ you all are spamming your shite and it's getting worse by the day

>>76499640
nothing happened...
>>76499726
lets hope not I just want it to clean up it's act being a superpower is shit

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>>76499719
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76499701
wat. taht didn't make any sense, man

>>76499704
Qua sono le sei del mattino e io dormo solo 4 ore a notte da anni ormai

>>76499756
CARA EU TO POSTANDO OS POSTS DE ÓDIO AO BRAZIL MAS ISSO AÍ JÁ É MEIO EDGY PARA DE BRINCAR COM OS MORTOS

>>76499739
we have like 60 unique ips on luso right now. it's amazing how many monkeys this site gathers

I don't think I'd want to be Brazilian, after being here for a while I'm surprised the whole country doesn't collapse and descend into civil war

>>76499756
Pq sugam tanto o caralho do sena anyway nelson piquet foi debatívelente um melhor piloto
A Globo construiu o mito do Senna, cara.

>>76499786
there used to be like two or three brazillians on kc. now look how many there are. where did you all come from?

http://krautchan.net/blinkenworld/int/

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>>76499553
>That phone
Jesus christ

>>76499801
>debativelmente

>>76499701
>Lives in latin america
>Falls for the bunda meme they sell tourists
Yeah and all colombian women are instagram models too right, also argentinian grills are the best in the world its not like we sell our best meat for exportation and our local grillers are uncultured mestizos who overcook everything

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>>76499801
>>76499773
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA DEATH TO BRAZIL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH DEATH TO EVERY SINGLE BRAZILIAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>76499797
Brazilian people are very passive and afraid.

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>>76499843
>only a wall

>>76499810
globalism you bitch. we invading kraut like muslims did to germany

>>76499771
sto studiando per un esame domani qua sono le due della mattina :)

>>76499860
>passive

We''re all overviolent emotional FASCISTS that's what we are. People die over transit discussions. Fucking uncultured niggers.

>>76499860
Perhaps but I've seen some pretty aggressive people and happenings, and weird tranny prositutes. You guys have a lot of resources, too bad most of you are corrupt or accept the corruption

>>76498429
i watched this 2 hours ago, whats the fucking chance?

>>76499909
What nationality are you and what are you doing here?

>>76499924
Canadian, and spending time with my girl here

>>76499963
Oh i remember you. Remember that you're nothing but a first world dildo for her.

>>76499963
are you the leaf who got the right wing brazillian girl pregnant?

>>76499899
>Fascists
>Uncultured niggers

Ou e sjw ou racista anon, nao da para ser os dois

>>76499963
You that dude with the girl from Minas?

>>76499976
>you're nothing but a first world dildo for her.
Ain't all men?

>>76499976
Perhaps, but she's coming back with me ;)
>>76499980
What? No

>>76499987
Dá pra ser centrista seu viado 55channer do caralho. Bixona. Seu semi-homem. Aberração afeminada. Nu-male SJW do caralho.

>>76499998
>Perhaps, but she's coming back with me ;)
Aw SHIT in two years time she gonna divorce you and take half your assets plus your kid and move on to suck a million alpha stud dicks

>>76499987
>minas
Not the same guy, she's from SP

>>76500032
>she's from SP
São Paulo women are the WORST

>>76499992
>Ain't all men?

Having a boyfriend or husband from the first world is a status symbol here. Writing on Facebook that you have a Canadian boyfriend will render at least 200 likes minimum.

>>76500026
Doubt it, you're just salty, life in the favela is hard I know

>>76500054
>Having a boyfriend or husband from the first world is a status symbol here.
True but all women make accessories out of men to show off their slut friends

>>76500048
I see that, but I have a rare good one, not from SP city but the state desu

>>76500003
I'm not thou

>>76500032
Damn lol, other Canadian dude with girl from Minas. Was gonna say you should visit the festival de inverno de Ouro Preto. Shit is ++ if you like good food and culture events.

>>76500058
Don't get married to an expat girl, dude. Seriously. At this day and age you don't have to get married to build a family. I've warned you

>>76500078
I thought I was the only Canadian in Brazil, some people here thought Canada was a city or state in Italy, no joking you...

I've had Minas cheese it's pretty good

>>76500058
Feminism is gonna convince her that you're a white male oppressor and she deserves better and she's gonna leave you. also your child will secretly despise you for being mixed and you're the evil white male

>>76500080
Noted, but like I've said I found a rare gem in this crazy place, most of your women are super whores

>>76500133
>rare gem
Fucking hell they all are during the honeymoon phase, of course she ain't gonna show you her true colors until she's got you on a leash.
> most of your women are super whores
No shit why'd you think this one is different HOW FUCKING NAIVE ARE YOU

>>76498606
How often do Brazilian girls look like the singer anitta?

>>76500133
Are you white? You'd be literally throwing your fucking genes and heritage in a garbage can by having mutt kids with a mixed woman, man. Your kids are gonna grow to feel out place and disconnected from their peers and will eventually resent and hate you.

>>76500171
Not very, read
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.seppir.gov.br%2Fcentral-de-conteudos%2Fnoticias%2F2016%2F08-agosto%2Fmapa-da-violencia-2016-morrem-2-6-vezes-mais-negros-que-brancos-vitimados-por-arma-de-fogo&edit-text=&act=url

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>>76500125
>>76500147
What's wrong with you? I'm worried about you.

>>76500203
Just telling it how it is, mang. Gringos got a romanticized view of brazil.

>she's not like the others, this one's special
Nigga that's what EVERY MAN SAYS before they get cucked and assraped in court.

>>76500227
>my point of view is totally not based on my failures and it's the objective truth to everyone across the globe

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>>76500247
t. Brendan Fraser

>>76500255
It is totally based on my failures, it will happen to YOU because SHE CAN.

>>76500227
I actually never had a romanticized view of anything here, I'm just enjoying the beach here and will return to Canada soon with her

BRB gonna go to this degenerate promiscuous country where every women is a total whore and except my girl to be totally different

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>mfw there are autists here spending hours to lie to foreigners to conform the opinions of others to their own autistic world view
you need help

>>76500287
GOLD DIGGER whores, at that

tibia

WOMANS ARE WHORES WHORES WHORES EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM OH MY GOD I ONLY FUCK TRAPS AND ANIME HAHAHAHA

>>76500304
That's the point of /int/. If you don't wanna argue with people with mental problems stick to reddit.

>>76500110
>some people here thought Canada was a city or state in Italy, no joking you

WTF? Are you in some backwater village? Brazilians usually know about Canada because it's rich and Brazilians are shallow and want to live in rich countries, so we know about Canada, Scandinavia, Germany, Switzerland, Dubai etc.

>>76500324
This, but unironically.

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>>76500311
fibula

>>76500358
tibia is an online mmo popular with our favelados
it's the brazilian equivalent of runescape

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>all the sperging in this thread
glorious

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>>76500324
Some times it's nice being a fag

>>76500325
So you acknowledge you have mental problems?

>>76500406
I'm still more stable than the average 55channer

>>76500421
then why do you want to drive away people with no mental problems?

>>76500439
Hã? Eu só quero avisar o gringo que ele tá arruinando a vida dele.

>>76500421
>I'm still more stable than the average 55channer
Just acknowledge it you are the same as every autist in every imageboard

>>76500439
nigga this be two in the morning of a fucking monday, we have no sane people left here get off your high horse and shove it up your monkey ass you bitch nigger communist piece of shit

>>76500448
t. autistic virgin giving life advices

>>76500458
I'm still better than you though. At least I ain't a first worlder white male making some nigger south american macaca my wife

>>76500467
This is should be OBVIOUS but yeah go ahead be a fucking weeabo go trusting some random south american gold digging whore you've met online I'm sure that will turn out PERFECTLY fine

>>76500478
t. autistic virgin with a superiority complex

>>76500500
You see, this is the EXACT same shit as weeabos traveling to Japan to get an asian girlfriend. Except in this case the monkey girl ain't even attractive or educated in the first place. You're no better than a weeao

>>76500524
t. autistic virgin sperging out

Glad I'm making you monkeys salty you neonazi sjw faggot nu-male fascist bitches.

>>76500535
I could do this all day man, you ain't hurting me. You've got NO ARGUMENT over why bringing a brazilian chick with you to canada is a good idea besides appeal to emotion. I've science and divorce statstics by my side, mixed race marriages usually don't last.

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>he posts unused condoms to prove his non-virginity

>>76500551
>▶Hispanic white/non-Hispanic white and Asian/white marriages were more liable to divorce than those of Hispanic whites and Asians.

http://www.divorcesource.com/blog/interracial-marriage-and-divorce/

I've got SCIENTIFIC SOURCES you effeminate bitch monkey

>>76500551
t. autistic virgin trying to argument with /pol/ facts

>>76500540
>buzzwords the post

>>76500578
I don't go to pol man, I just listen to hard science

>>76500587
You're no better than a weeabo thinking you'll be accepted in a foreign country for the simple fact that you're foreign. People don't love you. The novelty ofwears off rather quickly

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ITT Monkey salt.

O que diabos esses macacos tão fazendo merdapostando no 4chan as 2 da matina de uma segunda-feira. Vão trabalhar vagabundos comunistas sangue-sugas dos pais.

>>76500609
It's not based on nothing it's based on the experience of like minded similar color people who are integrated unlike the cumskins crying about how much they hate Brazil and their wives tricked them into living there

Read some posts here to see the whiny gringos cry about how they can't leave Brazil bunch of faggots meanwhile tons of people who live in reality and know the issues Brazil has are enjoying themselves becuase they live in reality not the privileged bubble of being white in the 1st world.

Even fucking Slavs appreciate Brazil for what it is and don't whine like the "1st" worlders who can't seem to gather the money for a one way ticket back home.

WorldwideExpatsInBrazilTheOriginal on facebook

>>76500707
Whyyy why would you come to a economically broken country in the middle of a recession where you don't know anyone? You have family and friends in Caribbean and the truly hot women won't like you because you're not rich or a drug dealer. How the hell is that a realistic expectation?

>>76500707
You don't know anyone here. You don't have a job lined up waiting for you here. You don't even speak the language - despite portuguese being similar to spanish. It's not gonna be easy to settle here. What would you come here? What makes this place so special?

>>76500742
>You don't even speak the language - despite portuguese being similar to spanish
Xan confirm. I wat at a Mcdonalds on Avenida Paulista when I visited. Long story short when I entered, the floor was slippery as fuck and some dude was moping it. I almost fell to the floor as I was walking towards the cashier. The fucker said something to me and than laughed. I laughed back like a fucking autist but didn't understand a word he said. Spanish and portuguese might be similar but sometimes it's difficult to understand a 100% of what is being said

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>>76501303
>Long story short when I entered, the floor was slippery as fuck and some dude was moping it. I almost fell to the floor as I was walking towards the cashier. The fucker said something to me and than laughed. I laughed back like a fucking autist but didn't understand a word he said.

Not gonna lie anon this was painful to read

>>76499694
>prager u
Please kill yourself.

>>76502030
Why would you bump this shit thread?

Thank dog

>>76502030
Hello /leftypol/ cuck

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>>76502180
>/leftypol/ cuck

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>>76502202
Fight the revolution comrade

>>76502258
Try an argument.

>>76502274
You didn't make any either.

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>>76502274
You didn't even put one forward, /leftypol/

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>>76502284
I'm not part of a group of autists (such as pic related) that claims to be """superior""" to others.

>>76502294
Most of those people look normal, retard. Just because they don't look like "LE TOKEN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN" doesn't mean spamming those pictures constitutes an argument.

>>76502338
>I'm not part of a group of autists (such as pic related) that claims to be """superior""" to others.
What?

>>76502364
/pol/ autists think they are superior to everyone else.

>>76502338
Who the fuck are those guys? are they trump supporters, they look latino.

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>>76502338
>Most of those people look normal, retard.
In your circles, I imagine they do look normal lmao
>Just because they don't look like "LE TOKEN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN" doesn't mean spamming those pictures constitutes an argument.
Wew, I hope this isn't lost on you

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>>76502386
>think
No, I am superior to everyone else

>>76502408
Why don't you tell me what a normal person looks like without using stock photos?
>Wew, I hope this isn't lost on you
I was never trying to make an argument, I was just responding to you.

>>76502434
lel

I'm coming to Brazil in a weeks time, and I will be driving all round the South East. I read an American girls' blog today about her experience in Sao Paulo, and despite being warned about the mugging 24/7, she felt incredibly safe in Brazil.

I hope she's right, because I'm rreally Looking forward to my trip.

>>76502456
DON'T COME YOU'RE GONNA GET ZIKA VIRUS

>>76502470
Zika is not an issue desu, and anyways I'm a man, so it doesn't affect me.

Funnily the biggest criticizing from the left was that Brasiu wasn't socialistic ENOUGH they wanted to push it even FURTHER to the left

>>76502502
South east is safer than the rest of the country, you should be fine.

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>>76502440
>being this autistic
Normal people don't dress like edgy faggots wearing communist ideologue t-shirts underneath denim vests or a leather jacket that they are wearing indoors. Besides that every single leftist "male" in those pictures are slobs going for the pseudo-intellectual tryhard look while coming off like a soft metro sexual pussy.

>>76502527
Valeu Anon, I'm just hoping I don't get mugged in Rio.

>>76502552
brazil is a great place when you know you'll only be staying for a while and will be leaving back home soon.

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>>76502544
>wearing political t shirts to a political meeting

Wow, such a disgrace!

>Besides that every single leftist "male" in those pictures are slobs going for the pseudo-intellectual tryhard look while coming off like a soft metro sexual pussy.
Since your """argument""" has devolved entirely around "haha these guys look stupid according to me that means that theyre cucks XDDD", I don't think I'll be replying to you any more.

>>76502578
Are you staying for a while? Or are you going to leave the country of the future behind?

>>76502552
>Going to Rio
>Don't want to be mugged
So why are you going to Rio?

>>76502580
>"haha these guys look stupid according to me that means that theyre cucks XDDD"
But dude you pulled off the same shit by posting those trump kids

>>76502589
nah i'm stuck here but i've traveled to poorer more miserable regions so I know what it feels like

I love Brazil!
Bunda, Acai, Jiu Jitsu, Caipirinha, Beaches, all of it is just so lovable!

>>76502594
The difference is that I'm not trying to make an argument, I'm just pointing out that his logic doesn't make any sense.

>>76502609
>Bunda, Acai, Jiu Jitsu, Caipirinha, Beaches
All of which you can find in your own country

>>76502590
Nice weather, parties and scenery to be desu.

>>76502619
And your logic is that because some brown kids are into trump therefore all trump voters are brown kids. Amazing.

>>76502580
>>wearing political t shirts to a political meeting
>Wow, such a disgrace!
Bet you wouldn't be saying that if they were wearing a Trump hat or Hitler memrobelia as opposed to the faces of literal long dead communist leaders. They are faggots my dude.
>Since your """argument""" has devolved entirely around "haha these guys look stupid according to me that means that theyre cucks XDDD", I don't think I'll be replying to you any more.
I thought that is literally what we were doing? We're not having any actual argument on specific political acumen. Also yes, wearing Fidel castro on your t-shirt automatically makes you a cuck. There is a 99% chance that he redistributes his girlfriends pussy to every other dude like a real commie would.

>>76502623
But that's cultural appropriation Anon

>>76502623
I know, we have the best of all that stuff in San Diego! Viva Brazil!
(Try to move to here, João.)

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>>76502641
>And your logic is that because some brown kids are into trump therefore all trump voters are brown kids
No, it isn't. I'm not making an argument, I',m just pointing out holes in his """logic."""

>>76502646
>Bet you wouldn't be saying that if they were wearing a Trump hat
I wouldn't care if they were wearing a Trump hat to a Trump rally. Again, I'm not making an argument.

>They are faggots my dude.
>how do I know?
>because they have an opinion I don't like.

>Also yes, wearing Fidel castro on your t-shirt automatically makes you a cuck. There is a 99% chance that he redistributes his girlfriends pussy to every other dude like a real commie would.
>ur a cuck because i say so xDDDDDD

>>76502764
>I',m just pointing out holes in his """logic."""
You applying the same ""logic"". You two should make out already.

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>>76502764
You seem personally invested in this. Me posting pictures to counter your pictures while I'm laughing at betacuck socialists and commies looking like stereotypical virgins should not both you this much dude, its entry level smug. You really are a cuck.

>>76502764
Holy shit that woman had an affair with her husband's worst enemy. Women are terrrible.

>>76502764
About that meme, the only source I can find is this book https://books.google.com.br/books?id=Mdj3AXU2YEEC&pg=PA141&lpg=PA141&dq=engels+had+an+affair+with+hess+wife&source=bl&ots=_522qK5yLt&sig=XEjC_sOrCrXejy4gAbp6mn_rR2U&hl=pt-BR&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjmro2_gtvUAhUBgZAKHbt2BKcQ6AEIMzAB#v=onepage&q=engels%20had%20an%20affair%20with%20hess%20wife&f=false
And apparently the author made the claim there was an affair to dispel the myth that Engels raped Hesses' wife. But no sources are cited. Weird.

Not that I'm defending either of those jewish assholes or anything.

>>76502864
Ah yes, the classic, out-of-things-to-say, "if you reply to me that means you're mad and I win" response. Still waiting for you to respond with something that makes sense.

>>76499375
I don't think you understand what far left means

>>76502764
Like, that third citation was literally REMOVED from wikipedia, probably because the source is unreliable af.

>>76502456
gib blog

>>76503095
Ah yes, another "ah yes" post. I have zero idea what response you expected or what "argument" you think we were even having having to begin with. I'm mocking and insulting you and your kind for being socialists, you autistic faggot there is no deep discussion between us and there never was lmao.

>>76503310
Ok.

>>76503407
Nice comeback man, totally worth filling up a captcha just for that.

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>>76503407
BERNIE CAN STILL WIN HERE'S HOW

Its funny how people here says that they like brazil and then brazilians hate on him for it.

I fucking hate my countrymen and their mongrel complex.

>>76503546
mutt complex, nigga. it's cuter when you say mutt
also tu realize que eu só estou trollando pq não quero nenhum gringo viado em nossas terras

>>76503611

The real definition is mongrel tho.

Or you can use the actual one which is Complexo de Vira Lata.

>>76503432
Can I save this image

>>76503425
I don't care any more. Idk what we were even talking about any more and neither did he.

>>76503674
mutt também é correto, não tem essa de "definição real" enfia no cu essas porra

>>76503716
I don't know man, I think political discussions are incredibly gay and childish

>>76500728

Never said i was coming tomorrow to live i'm just visiting when i can get a good deal on flights like i did last year i want to retire in Brazil in 30-40 years

Your country is shit for young expats I pointed that out a million posts ago with the visa issue which Brazilians here pretend is easy despite very few expats having proper work visas most working illegally.

They just fucking passed work visas for foreign students that's fucked

Most my family lives in other counties or is dirt poor and the Caribbean is mostly overpriced impossible to live in shit look at the generals here mate

They literally beg me for money whenever i talk to someone outside immediate relatives
>>76500742
It's a process Joao you learn the language 1st and if a job opportunity comes your way you take it i'm a retarded white guy going there with no plan to marry some local and then hate myself and the country becuase i "can't leave" please join that Facebook group and just read the retarded shit those white people say.

>>76505278
>Caribbean is mostly overpriced
And so is Brazil. Wish you the best of luck, Caribbeanbro.