/cp/ Culture Pals

>another week without a qt European bf
I can't take it anymore

tfw you make your qt laugh

tfw your qt giggles a lot

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what the fuck is this guys problem

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>tfw 5'3 and I'm a guy
>the whole height conversation last thread

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>>76498299
He can visit any country in the world but he went to the one with the best welfare

>>76498304
I'm 5'2, do you wanna go out with me?

>>76498304
>5'3"
How is that even possible? Have you hit puberty, Anon?

>>76498344
haha fucking manlet

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>>76498271
>>76498286
>be me
>send qt vocaroo of me blabbing and giggling
>joke that I'm autistic
>qt says "it's nice to know that you have autism like me...."
>google "autism symptoms"
>seriously wonder if I have autism

Guys I sent a first message insulting a girls film taste and now she's asking my favourite
Post something patrician

>>76498358

>joke that I'm autistic
>qt says "it's nice to know that you have autism like me...."
>google "autism symptoms"

... I don't think you need to wonder anon.

>>76498367
Harry Potter

>>76498351
Please don't bully short people

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>>76498358
welcome to the club

>>76498379
REEEE don't fuck with me

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>>76498367
мeня твoи иcтopии yжe дoeбaли - oднa aхyитeльнee дpyгoй, пpocтo
пpo дeвyшкy, пpo фильмы, чтo ты нecёшь вooбщe?

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Need a qt with jumbo tits to satisfy my lactation fetish

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>>76498258

Soon

>>76498367
Reefer Madness. It's so bad that you can portray yourself as a contrarian-patrician. Just start ranting that no one else understands the brilliance and sheer art of a 1930s propaganda film

>>76498417
/Gigi432

>>76498348
Yes
I'm also black and only have a 5 inch dick
I don't think it can get any worse for me

>>76498358
literally everybody has symptoms of that shit

>>76498367
Pulp Fiction motherfucker

>>76498358
>tfw no qt to joke about autism with

>>76498488
Can't wait to read about you in the news lad.

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>>76498367
also this

>>76498408
>>76498430
>>76498496
>>76498535
Thanks lads but I went with the leafs suggestion

>>76498570
no, you went with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_gSbPg33Qo

Would you sex a ladybug?

>>76498399
Let's twirl each other's spinny hat.

>>76498494
Yeah to a certain degree.

>>76498518
It's pretty nice tbH.
You don't really have to worry about saying something stupid or sperging out because they understand it and sometimes do it themselves.

>>76498605
Lay off the krokodil Volodya

>>76498449
Not quite big enough, but is she into lactation?

WOULD /CP/ DATE A GIRL FROM 4CHAN?

>>76498639
I'm not her pimp - ask her by yourself.

>>76498667
Absolutely not.

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Got her to pose like pic related, she did it even better hnnnng
https://www.interpals.net/quicksilver0831

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welp

>>76498699
What's the point of telling us this if you aren't going to share it?

>>76498699
how

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>>76498723
"you too"

>>76498570
>>76498723
If you want to appear extra deep, you can say how the film was a reflection of the deep anxieties of the post-Depression years and a longing for a return to the Roaring Twenties. It's all bullshit but she'll buy it.
Thank me later.

>>76498752
>>76498754
I told her I like 1930s/40s propaganda films, especially ones from Germany

>>76498741
Good point, she showed me it on snapchat but if I had it anywhere else I'd post it.
>>76498746
She needs a new sex buddy and I told her I'd be going to Japan soon

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I don't get how you guys do it..wtf literally nobody replies. Like i've had more responses on tinder than this fcking site... I even updated my pics and shit. Even when i do start a conversation its really fucking one ended...
help me out here?

>>76498790
bost profile :DDDDDD

>>76498790
Show us an example of your messages.

>>76498782
>she needs a new sex buddy
how did you find this out

>>76498782
Fucking jealous, I'm gonna a give it a shot too

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>>76498605
God, yes

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>>76498802
i've already done this once. A Turkbro and British guy helped me make it . followed their advice .. also id like to think im a decent looking guy . My only handicap is paki immigrant status. nobody want to learn english from a paki.

>>76498806
fuck bud.. what am i supposed to open up with some clever shit like a tinder pic up? what am i supposed to say ?

>>76498834
No one actually wants to learn languages on this site.

You're going to have to get creative if you're not that attractive. And even then, from my experience most convos tend to die after a few messages. It's best to just use this site for fun.

>>76498846
There is absolutely no way being confident can hurt. Comment on something in the photo or ask a question about it. Give them a compliment, but not like a fedora.

>>76498886
>>76498891
thanks bros. I think other Pajits and FOBs ruined it for me since im now associated with those fucking retards that post "eyy you look very beutiful" on walls

>>76498813
I started sending her memes and then I got her snapchat and one day she just sent me a video of her big tits and the rest is history
>>76498820
Good luck, if you do try you need to keep her in check by constantly degrading her in a way that makes her laugh. If you're nice she'll get turned off. If it does end up happening, just remember to give her to me in a year when I go to Japan kapeesh?

>>76498945
>Big tits
How big we talking senpai?

>>76498936
Try viewing profiles and see which ones view yours back.
And self-hate is never attractive. Quit being a fag

>male Thai messages me
Well this is new

>>76498981
Just big enough to be Ds. Not too big in my book but big by regular standards

>>76499024
God damn it the only girls I've got nudes from are either chubby or have small tits

>>76498699
I always thought she was fake tbqh.

>>76499054
>getting nudes
CHADS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76499054
>has nudes at all
fucking how

>>76499111
>>76499153
It's easy lads, you just gotta bee urself :^)

>>76499054
Yeah this chick's skinny with big tits. Just don't be a beta okay?
>>76499104
Nope, I have her snapchat. Sends me titties and shows me her friends all the time. Definitely real

>>76499195
I demand the next time she sends you something you use a screen recorder and share it
>Just don't be a beta okay?
What do you take me for? Some sort of fucking beta?

>>76499187
CAN SOMEONE EVER GIVE ME ANY FUCKING ADVICE OTHER THAN THIS GAY SHIT

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY I SEE THIS MEME
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY I ACT LIKE MYSELF ON THIS GAY FUCKING SITE AND IT LEADS TO
F U C K I N G
N O W H E R E

I CANT EVEN GET A GIRL ON THE FUCKING INTERNET AND ALL YOU FAGGOTS DO IS TELL ME THE SAME SHIT THAT HELPS ME IN ABSOLUTELY NO WAY

I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF ITS A MEME
I JUST WANT TO HAVE SOME SORT OF FUCKING ATTENTION FROM THE OPPOSITE GENDER THAT ISNT STRICTLY FUCKING PLATONIC

>>76499261
Relax bro lmfao

All you gotta do it just chill and be yourself tbqh

>>76499229
What app?
>What do you take me for? Some sort of fucking beta?
Duh. This is 4chan yo. I can't expect anything less.

>>76499261
Tease her. Make her hate you in a way where she wants more of it.

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>>76499261
Mate pic fucking related :)

>>76499291
I use AZ screen recorder and just set it going when I open the picture

>>76499306
ok but how do i not make her hate me in a way where she blocks me

>>76499377
Make her laugh

>>76499377
Try not to make yourself seem like something small or basic either. Make yourself stand out in whatever way suits you

>10 to 5 and shitposting on a penpal website
I gotta sort my shit out

>>76499385
ok but how

>>76499396
i don't even get what this is supposed to mean

>>76499153
I don't even know cause I'm not that attractive and I've still been kinda successful

>>76499443
Be funny? If you don't know how to make someone laugh just watch some comedians and start from there.
>>76499443
Whatever trait you're most known for, make it stand out and be proud of it. Girls love confidence. If you fake confidence you'll gain real confidence eventually.

>>76499467
>make a trait stand out
example please

>>76499550
autism
"boops ur pussi" works sometimes

>>76499009
is he thicc?

>>76499550
Depends on who you are. If you're strong, put emphasis on your strength. If you're smart, put emphasis on your smarts. But don't straight up say you're smart, subtly show it off by doing strong or smart things.

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Can I pick up loyal sandburners and muslimahs like this?

>>76499593
Nah he's a scrawny faggot

>>76499615
>tfw MANSPLAINING Italian literature to an Italian literature student
Feels good man

>>76499629
Muzzie chicks on interpals are desperate and boring from my experience. If you want someone that only wants to have sex after marriage, go ahead.

>no French qt

>>76499657
>he doesnt know that muslim girls dont do anal and give mean blowjos instead so they remain 'virings' this way
Lmfao

>>76499687
>dont

do*

>>76499687
>>76499707
That sounds pretty great, if I weren't so Islamaphobic I'd go for them

>>76499741
Muslim girls are boring as fuck though. What do you expect from someone stupid enough to believe in the eternal abraham in 2017

>>76499754
Tru

>>76499615
what if i'm an autistic retard (protip i am)
can i put emphasis on my autism

>>76499807
I literally do exactly that

>>76499824
screens

>>76499902
I'll post tomorrow it's fucking 5:30 here I need to sleep

I have a reasonable body in good lighting and a solid sized pens

Will this be to my advantage when I am a general pleb

>tfw your qt actually has a sense of humor and will riff back and forth with you
>tfw she's also attractive and mildly slutty so you're afraid you'll get cucked
I know I shouldn't fall in love, but maybe I'm too jaded. I haven't actually felt anything but distrust for a girl for a couple years now. I just wanna enjoy this warm feeling while it lasts

>>76500319
Probably not a good idea to fall for a slut.

>>76500319
Claim her?

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>>76500610
I just wanna enjoy the feeling of love itself. At this point in my life, I don't care if it amounts to anything. Any change from the usual bitter, angry, and stressed feelings is welcome. Besides, its not the delusional "all or nothing" kind of love that ends in huge disappointment. I'm not investing much of myself at all.

I just want to enjoy this feel like a painting on a wall. Observe it. Appreciate it. All while knowing I'll eventually have to walk away. Perhaps I'll even get bored of it. But at least, in this moment, I enjoy it

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>>76500996
Stop making me feel this feel.

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>tfw found another anon with cool hobbies and great taste in music
>too ugly for it to ever work out
no point in messaging them because it will end in either rejection or them ignoring me. time to open another bottle of liquor. im starting to feel cold.

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>>76500996
Delet

>>76501091
Don't fight it, anon. Stoicism is the ultimate redpill

>>76501427
are you gay?

>>76501473
yea. what gave it away?

>>76501427
what music?

>>76498834
oh yeah that was me, let me see the updated one mate

thing about this is you have to just stop caring about what they think, you should only be talking to them for your own amusement, if you're not having fun there's no point

once you start to realise that if you make a gimp of yourself or they stop talking to you or something then it literally doesn't matter, it's not like anyone is ever going to see it so just have fun with it. There are some weeks where i'm juggling 6 qts at a time and others where I don't get a sniff, like this week, but it doesn't bother me, I just go and do something else

there's fun things you can do like the opener roulette, and I'd recommend not using the script, instead just go through all the qts yourself, visit the profiles of the ones you like and make sure you leave a message, ideally something to do with their About Me

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>>76501448
You are definitely right, anon.I know this feel too well and I am content.

As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters.

>>76501523
rock

>>76501587
don't worry anon. you'll find your own gay lover one day. i believe in you.

>>76501632
Thanks. I hope so.

>>76498667
Lost my virginity to one ;)

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>>76501540
Marcus Aurelius should be a required reading for all Anons

>>76501827
sugoi...

>>76501827
Same here.

>>76501828
>life
>precious privilege
right. lol. it's nothing but torture

>>76501828
Meditations - Marcus Aurelius
Letters from a Stoic - Seneca

And a personal favorite: Fragments - Heraclitus

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Daily reminder:

Remember that qt you liked a lot, anon? The one you were actively talking to? The one you had feelings for? But then she started neglecting your messages and eventually your conversations became stale and died?

That's because she met someone better than you, anon. Some Chad from a better country than yours perhaps.

>>76501989
see: >>76500996

>>76501828
Being stoic is impossible when everything goes against you

>>76501989
I am not in danger, Turkbro. I am the danger. A guy opens his interpals and gets cucked and you think that of me? No. I am the one who stole the qt!

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>>76501989
B-but there is no better country than mine

>>76502033
fancy marrying me so that I can live there? :) xx

>>76502024
Foregoing the opportunity to say "I am >the one who cucks"

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>>76501858
allow me to hit you with another truth bomb, my melanin enriched fellow

>>76502097
if he's so smart then why is he dead

>>76502097
>Hahahahahaahahah how the fuck is feeling depressed real hahahahahaha plebeian just stop feeling anything like just be yourself

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>>76502097
How did you know I was black? wtf? are you a magician?

>>76502287
well you should really turn your webcam off when talking to strangers on the internet

Mexican American women > shit > ........................................ > white American women

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>Telling a qt about my favourite fascist author
>Sending her a picture of him where he looks like a evil motherfucker
>She tells me how classy and handsome he is
This one likes bad guys, right ?

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>>76502404
>trying to impress girls with pol cringe

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>>76502351
im on a cellphone though. you must be a magician. tell me your secrets wise one.

>>76502432
I'm a leftist. It just happened that my favourite author thought Hitler was cool and shit.

>>76502438
silly black one, it was a play on "my nigga." e.g.:
>"what's up, my nigga?"
>"what's up, my melanin enriched fellow?"

>>76502607
>trying to downplay your magical powers
not so fast you slimy bastard. ill pay top dollar for my soul mate. 40 dollars sound good?

>>76502678
im worth at least 75. also, I refuse to contribute to any bills or food. you will have support my NEET lifestyle

>>76502024
When everything goes against you is the perfect opportunity to be stoic tbqh

>>76503342
I'd say it's the only way to cope. If you're constantly having bad stuff happen to you, how the fuck are you gonna keep getting upset every time it happens? I literally lost my mind trying to do that. After that you've got 2 options: become a NEET or start wading through the bad feels till you get somewhere

>>76503342
Ikr my Dutch friend, I've read Meditations myself and found it extremely useful. This said, you can't expect anybody to just be chill when they feel like everything is crushing on them.

>>76503559
>becoming a NEET to cope with stuff
Don't do that.

>>76503582
I quite enjoy having everything crush on me, perhaps because being comfy does get rather dull and adversity makes you feel much more alive. Might just be me, I can be rather masochistic at times.

Good old Aurelius is still on my list to read tbqh

>>76499687
B-but my Turkish at doesn't want to do it "like gays".

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>>76503631
Maybe the worst is feeling like shit without knowing why.
At least if the reasons are clear you can work on them

>>76503631
>becoming a NEET to cope with stuff
>Don't do that.
well of course not. That why I gave it as the other option. If someone has a choice between being a pathetic leech or respectable stoic, they'll choose the later

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>went to bed at 5:30
>neighbour has now been mowing their fucking lawn for the past hour
Fucking kill me

>>76503702

You're Italian. Aren't girl's panties suppose to drop at your feet?

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>>76504000
Qts aren't the problem

>>76503702
It is a special kind of hell, il mio amico. The only advice I have is to observe what causes your bad feels. Like you know how when you have a good feel, but it gets derailed by a thought like, "this happiness won't last and you'll be back to a sad sack of shit in an hour."? Instead of taking that thought seriously, ask yourself why you thought that and if it adds anything valuable to your life. The answer is usually something pathetic like, "I believe that cause in the 4th grade a girl flicked my penis and laughed with her friends. And no it doesn't add anything valuable"

Eventually, that negative voice in the back of your head starts to characterize itself into a pathetic bitter cunt that you can't believe you ever took seriously.

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if u nerds are so smart, then which philosophy will make qts' floppies sloppy?

>>76504594
Crowley

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>>76503702
Il pleure sans raison
Dans ce coeur qui s'écoeure.
Quoi ! nulle trahison ?...
Ce deuil est sans raison.

C'est bien la pire peine
De ne savoir pourquoi
Sans amour et sans haine
Mon coeur a tant de peine !

>>76504412
Thanks for the advice, it makes sense so I'll try to put that into work from now on.

>>76504594
Probably nihilism, makes you look cool, edgy and careless in front of grills.

>>76504689
Nice piece of poetry, didn't understand the whole meaning cause middle school French knowledge, but sounds very good. I'll send it to my French sluttie

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>I suffer in pastaland

>>76498699
i've been thinking she was gay for some reason

>>76498251
I'm 135, crucify me fuckers

>>76505705
you are 135 years old? That's amazing man

>>76505705
Sure, after I finish this popsicle

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>>76504689
peine?

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>talk to qtp2t for a while
>finally manage to extricate enough info to dox them
>check their instagram and shit
>they have a bf
roooooo

>>76505843
why didn't you just ask them?

>>76505843
>not feeling pumped up at the idea of cucking him and stealing his gf
step it up bro

>>76505906
No pls don't be that kind of guy pastabro

>>76505906
>cucking your fellow man
And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

>>76505906
it's the next step of my master plan

>/ful1234
i don't know...he's so gross...

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pls write :)))))))

Do I need to have snapchat?
Can't I just have whatsapp for whenever nudes come?

>>76498699
How would you r8 yourself out of 10?

>>76498699
She has this on profile.
Is it true?

>add my snapchat
>if you send me D pics ,i will send mine for pay back<3

>>76505965
>>76505980
if she is on interpals flirting with other men he's going to get cucked anyway, he can't escape it, might as well be the one who profits from it

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>>76506241
Girls on Snapchat are easier cause nobody screenshots pics (since it notifies) so they feel like there's no harm and you don't keep their nudes anyways.
Little do they know about screen recorders :)

>>76506158
Thats me, pls no bully

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Lads how do I make "I'll show you my culture" but turn it into a funny way of saying I'll fuck you good?

>>76506971
Let me show you why they call us GREAT Britain :^)

Girl did bad on a test and is UNIRONICALLY asking me if she should go hunt for guys at a club or relax at home.
I'm not really interested in her so should I help a brother out?

>>76507005
Yea that's decent, also mention how I'll show her my big ben

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>>76507039
>My big Ben
Fucking classic

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>>76507037
>hunting
Pic related is what you should think of her

>>76507039
Please God show us the response to this

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>stop getting email notifications for messages
>mfw i log in after 3 days off to 10+ messages

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Just received a fucking 500 word essay as an opener

>>76507512

Just reply:

>k

>>76507512
"Whoa there Brontë I logged in to have conversations with foreigners not proof-read your next novel"

>>76507290
She's been offline for couple hours, have to wait

>>76507558
>>76507606
I honestly don't even know where to start with replying to something like this

>>76507512
>thanks y-you too

>>76507512

>Does this mean we'll have sex?

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>Japanese lad messages me
>mentions later his older sister would bully him about his penis size and twist it around when they bathed together

>>76507852
this gave me an idea

>looks like we just skipped 2 weeks of conversation. So we're at the part where we have sex now, right?

>>76507882

Just like my cartoons

>>76507882
There are some disturbed people on this site

>>76508144
>he didn't get bullied about his micro penis by the people closest to him
Wew, lad.

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Roastie or not roastie?

>>76508873
Thunderthighs and probably roastie when she gets horny and the curtains unfold

/Hend-lishy

Sexy.

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Bring me the flamethrower, guys

>>76509071
what the fugg

>>76509071

Ask what the hell is wrong with her?

>>76509071
Jesus

>>76509071
...

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>>76509071
alert the authorities

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>>76508908
Roastie detected

>>76509547
would still fuck her

>>76509669
Same desu
It's the French I've been posting yesterday, her body is prime material

>>76509710
then go and french kiss that pussy ;)

>>76508873
is she pissing herself?

>>76509766
nvm just realised she is in water lmao

>>76509723
Nah, don't have enough money/time/willpower and I feel like she's easy with many interguys anyways.
Maybe she'll come around here so I can do easy score

>>76508873
Are roasties naturally occurring cause I've seen a few on here

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>>76500996
que sera sera....

>44 year old Thai woman messages me

>>76510204
Probably girls who hand out nudes to strangers are also likely to slut around irl, thus roastie flaps

>>76508873
That's fucking disgusting

>>76508873
vaginas are so disgusting

Why I went to boipucci

>>76510204
>>76510279
you guys SERIOUSLY believe that?

>>76510303
Vaginas disgust the hell out of me. I think it's fine as long as you fuck it but the idea of it touching anywhere but my dick disgusts me.

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>>76510347
Pussies like pic related are fine though

>>76510281
I have couple vaginas that would make you puke until you die :')

>another day as a ugly fuck


I'm writing a book about surgery etc so people in the same position can read it. Might be a while until its finished.

>>76510347
some vaginas look very good. It depends.

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>>76510465
>>76510423
>>76510432
It's not just the look.It's literally a gaping hole with so much bacteria.Risk of infection,yeast, etc. The stench when they dont shower.

>>76510503
You LOVE it

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>>76510503
>tfw went down on this girl
>literally gagging from the smell
>tasted like rotten fish with salt

Never again

>>76510586
Iktf. I'd rather suck a dick

Maybe that's why I'm falling for my trapqt

>>76510586
>he doesn't wear a gas mask with an opening for tongue
Pleb

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>>76510423
that pussy looks so unreal, i've been with 7 different women and none had a pussy that looked like that, only 1 was a true roastie and my god did it disgust me

>>76510503
tbqh you're starting to sound a little gay

>>76510503
this is easily avoided by taking showers together and licking it right after she's washed it. It's not like you have to lick it every single time you have sex, fingering is a lot easier and gets them off more easily anyway

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>tfw fingered this qt outside a club
>fingers smelt like my toilet after i flushed my shit

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>>76510748
>mfw you willingly fingered a slag while out
Why would you do that desu?

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>>76510829
Thinking with my cock

>literally have nothing to talk about with qts
>the one qt i talk to for hours is a dick tease and im not even sure if she's attracted or just fucking with me for fun. she could even be catfish. i've only seen one pic of her
>these are the only people outside my immediate family and 4chan i talk to
i don't even know what my life is anymore, lads. it all just feels rather strange and surreal

>>76510423
That is from Korean virgin.

>hi!! my name is Yu. Yu is blind. i am studying french and english i was in university for 4 months. but i quit for some reasons. i work as a bartender. i'm married. my husband is a French. we live far away from each other right now

hmmm

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>first time going down on a 44 yrs old slut met at the pub
>smells like piss
>going down on her after fucking 3 times
>mix of sweat and of my own cum coming out

She once sat down on the bed the morning after and left a cum stain on the mattress.

Still was the purest fuck of my life

>>76511142
wait until I post my book here mate trust me its good.

>>76511230
That's revolting

>>76511230
how is that your purest fuck??

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>>76511230
>french people

You fucking cockroach

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>>76511310
We spent the whole night fucking. Like she would say "its hurting" and then "but its alright". Never had that happen before.

I mean most the girls I had would shag for 10 15mins before complaining "it hurts" and then the fun finishes and all you have to do is that stupid boring thing called sleeping. One kiwi chick was the exception but everything else was basic compared to that night with the granny.

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>>76498667
Why not?
After all, they're girls like the rest of the others. They just have some mental problem to be here, just like us.

Since that "normal" girls would mostly reject a person with mental problems, I think the femanons would be more open.

>French girl who sent me the essay refuses to talk to me after I said I'd have voted Le Pen
Fucking women

>>76512757
Rookie mistake m8.
Even FN supporters don't like her anymore

>>76512815
If she's not gonna talk to me cause we don't share the same political beliefs then I've saved myself a lot of time in the long run
Why don't FN supporters like her anymore?

>>76512862
>Why don't FN supporters like her anymore?
Well, maybe not all supporters but currently they're divided between Marine's line (which is "moderate" for a far right wing party) and Marion's line, the true heiress of Jean-Marie.
Marine is seen like responsible for having lost as her campaign has been more than terrible. Her and Phillipot were able to ideologically switch the party line years ago as they promised they could win the presidency or at least a lot of seats at the parlement. They were wrong and a lot of people inside the party are disappointed. Especially those who hoped for those juicy parliamentary seats

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I've got her in the bag

>>76509071
you know, I was thinking of messaging her after she viewed my profile. im glad i didnt

>>76513707
Invite me to your wedding.

>>76513777
Shit she viewed me too

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>>76513777
>>76513994
me too

>>76498488
how dare you to ruin so many females' expectations, you ungodly bastard?

>>76514202
>answering 13 h after it was poster

>>76514372
>not reading the posts you missed while you were asleep

>>76514372
>answering 6 minutes after it was posted

>>76514372
>he doesn't reread the entire thread

>>76514372
i was sleeping, yes. and i have nothing to do since my leg is broken.

>>76514372
Lmao this fucking guy. I bet you don't even go back to the last thread to read the posts you missed there.

>>76514488
>my leg is broken
I'm sorry to hear that m8

Also, here's some (you)s back
>>76514530
>>76514430
>>76514415
>>76514412

>>76514530
What a fucking casual

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>dropping a red pill and waiting for the response like

>>76514530
>>76514608
>spending so much time being normies that you actually need to go back threads for missed posts
Casual af desu senpai

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>>76514646
>sent a message and waiting for the response like

>>76511142
>know this feel very well
>favorite qt has sent only a few pics and voice recordings
>have already had voice and video calls with other qts
I really hope I'm not getting catfished by my favorite.

>>76514700
>not ironically being a pseudo-normie so as to punish yourself by being away from these threads to appease your masochism fetish
It's like you're not even trying

>>76514700
>implying I'm not a comfy neet who sleeps for 20 hours a day
o i am laffin

>>76514724
>tfw no promiscuous finnboy bf

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>>76514588
thnx
it's "Final Destination" irl:
The dog was runnig for some bird, that bird flew on the road, the dog followed and got hit by the car. That dog flew into my left knee.
"Eminentia intercondylaris" - that thing is broken.

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>>76515026
Make sure you look the best for him, btw heres what men look for in attractiveness.

>every convo i have with a qt leads nowhere

I want the cheat codes reeeeeee

Anyways, I took Turkposters advice from when I posted my profile here and added better pics, still need a pic with friends to prove im not a complete loner.

>>76515270
You really want me to give you the cheat code?

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>Sexting with qt's on your phone while you sit on the toilet and poop

Living the dream.

>>76515270
try the imwhite code

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>>76501989
>daily reminder that being non-white is playing on hard mode

lmaoo get on my level scrubs

>>76515303
si senior

>>76515270
try posting it again

>>76515117
So basically, a half dead dog broke your leg ?

>>76515388
>getting a boner on the toilet

>>76515270
I think that's just how it goes most of the time, which isn't that different from real life if you think about how many people you've ever talked to and consider that the vast vast majority of them drift out of your life at some point. Don't take it too hard.

>>76515491
as far as i know - it's still alive

>>76515455
what? my brofile? y tho
>>76515495
Thanks other leafposter. U always give top tier advice

>>76515452
On the cheat code is you just gotta be yourself buddy

>>76515396
Im not tho . I told a Croatian girl I was a gypsy for bantz. she actually believed me

>>76515452
The Turk isn't white and he slays

>>76511142
>these are the only people outside of my immediate family and 4chan i talk to
i don't even know what my life is anymore, lads.
Iktf m8
As for me I have to message a lot of girls because i get bored of not having anyone to talk to.

>>76515635
well that's why it's a cheat code
wouldn't be cheating if you actually were white now would it?

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Only slept 2 hours again

>>76515749
5 hours here.
Kind of have a headache and eyes burning

>>76515749
Three hours cause I got woken up

>>76515688
especially impressive considering the number of profiles i've seen specifically saying "no messages from Turkey" ..

More like God mode. Though i'd say Turks tend to have a better reputation with women

>>76515882
What sort of non white are you?

>qts who use too many emoticons
Why do they do this? XDDDDDDDD :)

>>76515905
paki

>>76515915
because they r so randum lol XDDD

>>76515941
Bad luck mate

>>76515941
Now I feel good about myself

>>76515882
I mean some demographics obviously have advantages, but it doesn't really matter if you are personally good looking and/or clever in your messages.

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FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>76516191
RIP

>>76516020
>Venezuela couldn't singlehandedly-destroy SWITZERLAND in a week
TOP KEK SWISS PIG SHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Venezuelans are ITCHING for a war with SWITZERLAND. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Swiss soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY Swiss pig shit they see. When Venezuela's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

>>76516012
>>76516020
>>76516186
i've no real hard feelings about it m 8. it is what it is .. tho i'd like to think im a decent looking lad

>>76516291
Just don't do what the Pakis in my city do and marry your cousin, that's really disgusting

>>76516191
What a fucking tease

What's the best Asian country on this website?

>>76516191
How will you ever be able to please a woman if you can't even teply in a timely fashion?

>>76516322
Thats more for insular families of the ultra-religious persuasion.

Not gonna lie my cousins kind of hot tho

>>76498790
aww
i don't get how this site works and i'm not even signed in
but you're so sad and lonely it makes me want to sign in

>>76516288
mountain jews btfoed

>>76516417
its all good russiabro. all part of the game isn't it

It's that time of the thread again
What is /cp/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50a0-Hec_Iw
A bit of mashup for me

/manhattanwalker

Spic getting all the interpal pussi.

I'm jelly

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>>76498790
Women don't even read my messages

>>76516291
You need to get rid of your facial hair my man.