/brit/

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Ah yes the so-called 'master race'

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moths! :3

dont know who he is

>>76494799
moths aren't like that
they're little shitty brown things

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is yellow fever justifiable?

>>76494828
This woman was voted ugliest woman in the world

>>76494802
interim leader of russia in 1917

>>76494826
yes
orientals have a decent amount of neanderthal dna and hence are white

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>>76494824
ignorant

listening to my favorite song- scotland the brave

>>76494860
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76494799
*Vacuums the whole lot of you*

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I am NOT to be TOUCHED

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me and the bf

>>76494881
Need her to string me up and give me Angkor whipping

>>76494881
looks like a man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwfYNjXkfXE
do i have to be autistic to play this game because it looks fun

>>76494884
What porno is this

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sue

babestation

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met and the lads haha x

>I'm allowed to fuck as many girls as I want, but if girls have had sex wiht more than a few blokes than they are complete slags

>>76494983
yes

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>>76494826
i have yellow fever and im gay
since gays are generally far more racist than hets, it means i have the most fantastic dating pool open to me, being a rare white guy that dates asians

feels gud

Niggers are watching the nigger show

Been swiping five days on the 'der and the only matches I've had are two uggos I must have accidentally swiped.

I am NOT ugly

>>76494924

play whatever you want you dense cunt

>>76494983
yes, thats how it works

Haven't got to wake up in the morning haha

Love not being a wagie

>>76495004
post a picture and i will honestly tell you if you are attractive or not, no 4chan bias

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>>76494881
alri are kev

Right eye is twitching from stress and fatigue ahaha

>>76494340
wew

aname
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1498261838488.webm

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yanks am i correct hahaha

4chan has been compromised with exploits in recent weeks. Someone is collecting user data to build a database linking 4chan posts to your actual identity. It could show up on wikileaks in the coming weeks.

If you haven't been blocking all connections to ekansovi.com through NoScript or uMatrix, you are most likely fucked.

>>76495014
>>76494994
you'll grow up someday lads

>>76495031
Filtered

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HUMAN
Post-100 IQ (although post-110 is preferred)
An emotional awareness and depth that goes beyond the short-term
A social sophistication that takes into account a variety of personality types without feeling uneasy
Willingness to create and build

Non-HUMAN:
Anything that doesn't fulfill this criteria

----------------------------------------------------
So, as you can see, only select European Whites and select European Jews are humans. The rest are unqualified.

>>76495031
>posting a picture of yourself on the 'chons

>>76495077
nah they're right. nature intended human males to shag as many girls as they could while females were supposed to be as selective as possible. guys are naturally off put by women who sleep around with a bunch of different guys.

>>76495077
how many girls have you been with
far less than me no doubt

the reason behind this simple fact of life is based in the fundamentals of human biology, its an inherent human behaviour and all your nu-male conditioning will never change that

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So cute!!!

>>76495070
what would some random person that posts on 4chan matter to anyone?

I know normies that have posted here once when I showed it them in the dorms 4 years back

>>76495070
what makes you think this?
how would they know your real identity?

>>76495070
it isnt on /int/ though is it?
i only ever post here, fit, and lgbt so i think im safe, right?

>>76495036
she's from the UK, if you couldn't tell
she's got a meow hiss scratch thing about her that's REALLY intriguing
got her facebook, you can't have it

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>>76494983
>I'm allowed to fuck as many girls as I want
Wrong

For some strange reason the HD version of MTV that I get from my cable provider is the UK version instead of the american one. I'm starting to pick the brit accent lads, how can I fix this?

>>76495121
lost track but its over 100. dont know anyone that actually keeps count at that point.

all i did was fuck a ton during uni years. tired of that now though

>>76495127
I wish we had cute moths. Our moths are ugly, glorified flies that deserve death.

>>76494723
Wahey!

>>76495047
i rate this post

>>76494340
how did you know him?

>>76495037
what are you stressed out about x

I've been browsing the 'chen on this PC for two years and there's no reference to ekansovi in my cookies

do you know what it means, when your blood line comes from the kings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPvTuRlh9Qs

>>76495077
women who fucked several guys are just not my type. just like drug addicts aren't the type of friends i want

>>76495185
Just regular work and life issues, but should also try to get more sleep thanks x

>>76495185
>vietnonce wanting intimate details about a blowey from some anon he just met

excuse me, why do we allow these people into our secret club knowing their sex tourism is a full blown mental illness

>>76495070
Would howl if this is true

>>76495128
it's antifas who want to publically shame anyone who has posted anything that is to the right of what lenin would say

>>76495131
through your IP address

>>76495142
it's all boards

>>76495157
>watching hours of geordie shore
>birth of a colombian geordie
colonised

>>76495227
you're nobodies type
>>76495247
I'm a leftist so not too woried

>>76495247
preeetty sure its not mate

Chances are one of the Yanks in this thread is a non-white

>>76495290
not me

assange is never going to release info on 4chan like that

also its likely hiro anyway. he's mining 4chan user information so he can end up selling it

>>76495247
Ah everything comes back to you fucking pol weenies

Get a lif, get a girl and stop obsessing with this constant victim cycle

>>76495247
>use open wifi with no password
>loads of people using the same IP address

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Stop abusing the marital act

>>76495314
>weenies
fuck off yank

>>76495247
>its all boards
Dont think so pal
why do you think that?

>>76495314
>Get a lif
okay. cool discussion retard

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>that pissed up lefty getting twatted by tommy robinson

>>76495238
mug

>>76495314
hi leftypol weenie

>>76495348
You're just as bad with your wee gay natcon rally role playing

stop posting you fucking retard

weenies OUT

>>76494530
I don't really give a shit about a girls sexual past desu.

shes fun to hangout with.

I've fucked over 50 girls, why should I care if shes active too?

>>76495247
nonce

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>>76495396
What did he mean by this

could turn anyone here to dust in about 2.5 seconds

is it noncey if im 25 and im shagging a 21 year old?

>>76495437
would fucking cement mix your ribcage in less time than it takes to say mickey mouse

People were created to be loved. Things were created to be used. The reason why the world is in chaos is because things are being loved and people are being used.

>>76495092
>heh, this criteria and field conjured up to support white supremacy proves white supremacy, checkmate kiddo!

what is a "nonce"?

Realised I've been using that word for all my life and I have no diea what it means.

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haha wow XCOM2 is bretty good lmao

if you've ever used the n-word on 4chan you better watch out

>>76495481
is google broke?
I don't think so since captcha is working

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=47&v=u2aTIEclUyQ

Does it look like this everywhere in wales? looks really comfy to drive around in

>>76495451
yea mate. absolute pedo

>>76495481
nonce word
noun
a word coined for one single occasion only.

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>>76495376
Tommy Robinson may be able to handle a little whitey but he's no match for the superior 'sheed

>>76495494
>if you've ever used the n-word on 4chan you better watch out
dont care
i use Clover, no javascript shite for me thanks

>>76495507
i think youre probably assuming welsh roads are like american ones

welsh roads are bumpy as fuck and not very pleasant to drive over

the gym is a very middle class hobby

>>76495481
paedo
esp. gay paedo

yank trains ar ecomfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp-b4Ce4Mf4

>>76495491
oh wow, might get this game now

>>76495531
highly doubt that curb was imported from pakistan

>>76495531
What a runt

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>invade a planet
>see this
what do?

>>76495590
wonder how to make a topless girl team

I had that thing in my cookies

guess im going to die

>>76495554
dunno about passenger trains but i saw a video of a guy riding an industrial grainhopper through the Rockies that was mindblowing

here we have incredibly strict train security so freighthopping isnt possible sadly

ah yes

https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/879085039803355141

the master race

>>76495473
hate this kind of absolute bollocks

people weren't "created to be loved"
people are the product of billions of years of natural selection aka throwing things at the wall and seeing what sticks

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>why yes, I do argue left/right politics on /brit/

>>76495642
'Dora bait

>>76495623
>not blocking and auto-deleting 99% of cookies

>>76495642
i bet youre a virgin

Saw a fuckhuge spider hiding under the doorframe, now I'm in that mode where everything makes you jump.

Send help.

>>76495699
grim

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Why does everyone else get to have so much fun in life

>>76495734
they don't. almost no one enjoys life

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>>76495734
dunno

>>76495740
the absolute state of the "scots"

>>76495740
jesus christ

>>76495722
He's just searching for roaches in your house mate, he won't bite x

>>76495722
BOO

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>>76495740
lmao

Really have no patience for self-pitying (read: entitled) people

only mongs who dont understand evolution think its actually random

>>76495748
I don't know im pretty fucking happy

>Very close with my family
>Brothers are like close friends
>Have a good group of friends
>Pull often
>Make good money for my age
>Live in large fun city
>Have my own place
>Travel often, have been to 30 different countries
>6'2
>white
>full head of hair
>in decent shape
Feels good senpai

>>76495785
>roaches
Can a spider kill the Ottoman menace?
When I knelt down to look at him the light reflected of his little eyes.
But if they help him kill Turks he can stay.

>>76495790
isnt 0 a possible result of 6?

>>76495740
>>76495809
Why do they write as if they were an RP English person making fun of the Scottish accent? No other dialect does this

>>76495870
got something to prove you bastard? fuck off

>>76495790
Me in the Freshman Philosophy 101 Tier
Prove it wrong

>>76495889
um cause it's not an accent? it's scots and its a different language to english

>>76495889
>scottish accent
umm sweety it's a language mkay

just booked a lads holiday to london
we'll be staying at the Holiday Inn Express, Wandsworth

>>76495876
yes

>>76495923
>Holiday Inn Express, Wandsworth
Hope you remember to bring a stab-vest mate.

>>76495909
>prove a negative

you really are a teenager

>>76495985
We only have bullet proof here :'(

>>76495870
>validating yourself on an anonymous image board
Hmmm ah yes

>>76495920

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc4gB89LN7o

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doing an existential anguish

The Premier League- full of players we've never heard of; managers who have no connection with the town/city; owners who are on ego-trips, shifting their money around or using the club as a cash-cow; games played in Disneyfied football stadia in front of 'customers" who are manipulated by manufactured "entertainment" and lulled into thinking loyalty consists of buying the £80 replica kit. Dross.

>>76495870
>>Live in a large fun city
>>6'2

kek

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>>76495590
ask them to invade me...

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>>76496046

>>76495875
Did you know that a huntsman spider can run 42x its bodylength per second?

Usain bolt runs at approximately 5x

If it were able to run that fast at a human size, it would be approaching 400km/hr.

>>76496075
problem?

>>76496042

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAQjvpIjxdY

what's the worst possible thing that could happen to a person?

is it being convicted of noncery?

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gypos pitched up on the local park again

probably going to be months before they leave. fuck this shitty council and fuck this shitty fucking country

>>76496054
I'll go to a game, give me your ticket.

>>76496079
and a human sized flea can jump 360m into the air

>>76496113
probably getting put on a cartels hitlist

in love with a vietamese girl

*goes swimming a lot and grows slightly webbier feet and hands*
ahh yes evolution, marvellous

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anime

>>76496113
Being made to live in Glasgow,

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>>76496054
>tfw being old enough to remember when all the players and managers weren't random foreigners who couldn't give a shit about the club they play for

>>76496161
kill yourself

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r8 my gf's arse

>>76496148
are you the canadian who got a brazillian girl pregnant?

>>76496143
fuck that, would just off myself before they caught me, i'm not getting chainsawed to death

fun fact: if you spend enough time under water, you'll eventually grow gills

>>76496156
Mad that nobody has tried doing this with flying
Bet if you got a kid to do it from really young hed get bat wing type folds growing

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letting in the muslims is probably the stupidest thing we've ever done if you understand the history of the West and the Islamic world

>>76496161
damn she ugly

When a nurse asks you what your level of pain is on a scale of 1-10, is it just code for 'do you want heavy drugs or not?'

Who can actually quantify their pain like that?

>>76496201
8 would like to bury my face in

>>76496202
no

>>76496201
not a boy? don't care

>>76496113
being immortal

You would not give much though to a single second give or take when talking about an entire year, would you. Well, one second to a year is about as much as 3000 years to 94 billion years.
And if you are immortal even the 94 billion years will pale in comparison to how long you continue to exist.
I mean, immortality means you will still be around 600 million years from now when all the plants die and you will be left alone on this planet with only some bacteria for companionship.
It means you will still be around 7.59 billion years from now when the sun becomes a red giant and threatens to swallow earth.

need to stop wanking but really want to have a wank

ugh

>>76496183
it was only like 15-20 years ago

>>76496249
>600 million years from now when all the plants die and you will be left alone on this planet with only some bacteria for companionship.
fake news

>>76496244
this is fake btw

>>76496249
Would love to be immortal but with a secret weakness that can kill me that I can use to do an ol cide if need be

>>76496296
And that won't be the end either. Because immortality means you will live so long that the era of 120 trillion years when there were stars will become as the totally unimportant one second from the beginning was. It will become a tiny short-lived thing when things were different that barely matters or is remembered as anything more than a curiosity.
You will still be around during what scientist call the black hole era, which will last so long (1040 (10 duodecillion) years to 10100 (1 googol) years) to make anything that has happened before completely meaningless.
And you will still be around when even black holes are nothing more than a distant memory of things that used to be around for a very, very short time before things became as they are now for you.

>>76496259
i effortlessly go for weeks sometimes without wanking but then i have days where i can't keep my hands off my willy for love nor money

>>76496219
if you say 9 or 10 and you aren't severly fucked up they will know you want painkillers

I was in the emergency room recently and I said 3 or 4 and they gave me an ample supple of mid-tier analgesics without question, I guess because they didn't think I cared about getting nice opioids

if you are actually in need of morphine they won't need to ask you the painscale because it will be obvious

>>76496249
but youd have eternity to figure out how to get over lonliness and to entertain yourself with the infinite vagaries of the human mind

immortality = bad is the classic pleb opinion

how to get a brit gf? In all honesty lads, what do they think med looking latinos?

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tfw yank

>>76496054
Why do you care as long as you get to watch the best players in the world play? Sounds like you just don't like football very much.

business idea: get a free gym day pass and then use the pool and sauna all day

new
>>76494781
>>76494781
>>76494781

the cryptographic money's not looking too great today

>>76496334
you only get to watch them play by forking out lots of money

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wish cities still had walls around them

they make them much better looking

>>76496352
are you mental

swear i recognise tons of the signs on captcha from real life

love willies

wish cities were still white

>>76496321
I was literally throwing up from pain and my autism prevented me from saying 9 because I could imagine worse pains

>>76496405
eastern europe

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>so anon, what's your 'type'?

>>76496373
mental how unless you lived in a walled city back in the old days you were basically guaranteed to get fucked with by bandits

>>76496211
the ottoman empire had fucking all to do with islam

>>76496434
yeah I've had something similar where i've been in terrible pain, but I'm kinda tough (not trying to brag I just am compared to most people) and I was thinking well getting my guts pulled out or being flayed or having my fingernails pulled off would hurt more so how high can I really rate it

they don't just base it off what you say though, they see lots of people and they can judge your pain by how you are behaving

saw two pasty white lads and one nigger in the beer store today speaking in what sounded like jamaican patois.
had i not seen that their trolley was full of strongbow darkfruits i would not have guessed they were british.

>>76496473
huge tits

>>76496455
>>76496455
>>76496455

New

>>76496502
>100 posts early
fuck off
janny

>>76496487
well it was an islamic state

so were the moors
etc etc

but perhaps non islamic nations in the same time and place would have invaded eachother all the same

>>76496320
when i was working construction i easily went weeks without wanking but now that i have nothing but free time i find myself wanting to wank all the time

janny shan't be too pleased when he sees this mess

who else in bed?

I'M MILKING AGAIN

>>76496538
yeh

Watching the ultimate fighting on BT sport 2

>>76496522
pray the rosary

>>76496538
*raises paw*

>>76496538
me *w*

>>76496538
not i

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just bit my nail and tried to pull it off and it hurt

>>76496322
People really underestimate how long forever really takes.
Considering I can get tired and bored of things over a long weekend forever may not be good idea, but honestly I won't know until I try.
I take immortality and tell you how it worked out for me when you come back around again as a Boltzmann brain or thanks to the universe as it is now having reached its Poincaré recurrence time.
That may take quite a while but I have forever and if you can wait forever everything will happen eventually. Time will be on my side..

>>76496538
Doin the ol virgin rest

>>76496538
me, getting ready to watch a film

>>76496553
alri jean-pierre

the 'babs taking ages
take the piss

we're supposedly in here
>>76496455

>>76496538
i'm on the chesterfield

tried to play SH1 blind, got lost instantly and had to consult a walkthrough
>the ol feelio when too dim even for video games

Corbyn is so obviously trying to foment a communist Revolution in this country

>>76496652
based

holy shit. interstellar is literally one of the best pieces of art that has ever been created

people 50 years from now will be amazed at how little of credit it received for being the closest thing we've seen to a perfect piece of film

tears were streaming down my face by the end. fucking brilliant..

>>76496635
oh right yeah, SH1. You know you should've just RX3 PQFT5'd

>in a year /biz/ went from irrelevant to arguably one of the worst boards on the site
impressive

>>76496538
me
>>76496551
dont care

mate uploaded a snapchat of him singing "oooh jeremy corbyn" at glastonbury

>>76496652
Been thinking this for a while

What preparations have you been taking lad?

Me:
>Stocked up on 5l bottles of water
>Stocked up on a load of food, tins etc.
>Starting going running
>Bought a bicycle
>Bought 10 20 packs of cigarettes because that's what normally gets used as currency when society breaks down
>Joined the Labour party incase that lessens the chance of them going after me

Any other suggestions lads? Just want to be prepared for the inevitable

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>when a Yank says “I'm absolutely flabbergasted”

>>76496666
i cried at least 4 times throughout it

GOAT film

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time for a scavenge

https://streamable.com/ac6tb

>Stormzy states that the Government need to be kept accountable, Glastonbury crowd responds by chanting 'Oh, Jeremy Corbyn'

thoughts?

>>76496666
i thought it wasn't bad

is oasis genuinely good? have only heard their 3 top songs

>crying

and you dare call yourself a man?

lol fuck off

>>76496682
thought it was quite famous but yeah whoops (silent hill though)

>>76496700
Even less than a year maybe, was fairly entertaining just a few months ago imo

>>76496788
better than blur

Fucks sake all of the recent-ish films I want to watch are only cam version on yesmovies and gomovies

a girl i met a year ago was not attractive to me at all (first impressions, not conventionally attractive) but somehow shes become my oneitus
strange how our brains work

>>76496666
stop posting this retard

>>76496652
Good
Rorkes up against the wall

>>76496814
(((cinemas))) still trying to keep business afloat

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post your favourite relatively new meme

>>76496814
like which

>>76496794
no one is impressed by you in the least

>>76496788
They're already but the two floppy haired twats take themselves a bit fucking seriously when you remember the fact all they did was make a few songs some people liked

didn't know there were still hollywood films being made that aren't capeshit

have you heard of the high elves

any yanks in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQZN01Cqzek

tune, it's fresh as fuck

>shagging girl
>already close to cumming a few minutes in
>think im pounding her pretty hard
>she says "you dont need to be so gentle with me, you can pound me

I'll never be decent in bed

Shagged an absolute 9/10 two nights ago and still riding the high

the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.

Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.

Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this...

>>76496904
Feel like all they do is sequels these days

>Grundians of the galaxy 2
>Fast and furious whatever they're on
>Pirates of the Caribbean whatever

Shagged an absolute 9/10 two nights ago and still riding the high

the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.

Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.

Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this...

>>76496652
All the muslims he is desperate to import into this country aren't going to like that

>he asked if Oasis were any good
can't be tolerating ignorami who know not even the most prominent parts of british culture formed during our lifetimes

>>76496932
you need to get into better shape la'

start running/cycling/swimming etc something related to endurance training and you'll be a lot better in bed

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*stalks you*

any good kinos come out this year

that spic who spams /brit/ with the anti white memes all day long is now flooding the /int/ catalog

>>76496990
does it actually make you last longer?

im skinny but i never do cardio, thinking i should I suppose

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>>76496992

>>76497001
no im not faggot

>>76496990
bs la' I'm very fit but can literally cum in under a minute not going hard at all
Dread to think what actual sex will be like

>>76496884
enjoyable edit

literally having to come up with excuses to explain away my """intelligence""" so my flatmates don't think of me as a weirdo

>pick niece up from her dancing lessons
>arrived early so stood with the parents
>they were doing suggestive dancing and shaking their bottoms
>told niece i don't think it's appropriate and said she can't go
>had a slanging match with sister over it

Am I in the wrong lads? Think she's far too young to be doing these 'dance' routines that they're copying of coloured americans.

reckon i've got a bigger mandate than anyone here

>>76497055
Since when did uncles dictate what their nieces can and can't do :///

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>literally having to come up with excuses to explain away my """intelligence""" so my flatmates don't think of me as a weirdo

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>american unis

>>76497045
how are you supposed to respond to "whoa dude how did you know that??" when its common knowledge

>>76497055
Its up to her parents to decide what she can do.

>Abi & Vanessa's Summer Wedding Series Part 1 - The Engagement
ah yes...
*unzips willy*

>discussing something
>mention a fact i know about the topic
>someone looks my way in disgust, "how do you know THAT"

>>76497088
fuaark solid effort

ur mandate is rubbish

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>>76497088

>>76497088

umm its called a college sweaty xx

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love this song

>>76497088
wtf i love lectures now

>>76494781
we're all in here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brE21SBO2j8

cool video desu

>>76497088
wonder how many girls sucked his dick after that

>>76497088
based

Love this song
https://youtu.be/kZf-Ql3wayA

he hath made his presence felt

>>76497163
btw this is the historic landing of an orbital class booster after throwing 11 com-sats into low earth orbit.

SpaceX want's to revolutionize space travel by making it MUCH cheaper. They plan to do this by not throwing multi million dollar rockets aways into the ocean/desert during launch (what happens to all other rockets currently).

This is essentially a 18-story un-aerodynamic building that's coming back down from hyper-sonic speeds to supersonic to trans-sonic speeds using grids fins, cold gas thrusters and retro-firings of a few of it's 9 Merlin engines. Completely automated and deemed totally impossible only a few years ago.
Basically it's science fiction, but it's not fiction, and it's not in the future.

JANNY JANNY JANNY OI OI OI

>>76496950
That 9/10 for you, might be a 7/10 for me. Is there even an objective scoring system?

drunk on homebreweed spirits my flatmate gave me lads

tasted quite good, like vodka and honey without the bitterness. could drink it by the bottle 2bh.

love this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acbnjnvYZWM

good janny

*feeds him*

looks like rigo is going to fight loma lads

who you reckon will win?

could be the most elite manletfight we've seen in years

>>76497237
>looks like rigo is going to fight loma lads
wtf source

and loma btw

>>76497237
never heard of either of them, they ever boxed at the o2?

>>76497017
yea it will cause your heart is healthier

poo poo wee wee

>>76497246
its just come out in the last 2 hours

nothing official yet, but lomas manager issued a challenge at 130 and rigos manager has accepted

>>76497277
that would be an absolutely sick fight

2017 would be the unironic goat year of boxing

Tommy Robbinson EDL Birmingham (youth division)

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>>76497295
>>76497295
>>76497295
>>76497295

perro caca

>>76496211
Don't know what you guys where thinking there