/cum/

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Did someone say Danes?

Do you think the country is moving in the right direction?

nederdraad

>>76493891
>>76493892
>>76493895
what the fuck.... y-you're fast

>>76493892
no, society need to go back to the past.

1. Valerian makes Cara look pretty cool
2. Wtf did Canadian mean I'm not poetic. I'm Thoreau and Dostoyevsky fused together.
3. Why is Austin loaded with pics of ripped men

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pic of me

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>tfw scientist

What is the worst state in the United States to be a gay, lesbian or LGBT person?

>>76493938
>3. Why is Austin loaded with pics of ripped men
It seems to be the same guy. Kinda weird though

>>76493926
back before the 1300s

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>>76493882

>>76493845
>>76493938
Autism does help poetry

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>>76493938
>>76493966
Fuck off 95%ers

>>76493963
Mississippi

Also applies to overall worst state

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>>76493970

>>76494013
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1498244246446.webm

>Costa Rican AI still evolving
Fascinating how he modified his query to match the gay pride week

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>>76494013

>>76493963
Can think of some states where the local governments and some people are unfriendly towards gays, but it's hard to think of any single state where it is EXTREMELY bad to be gay. We're not Russia. I knew a lesbian from mississippi and she left the south for a more gay-friendly state, but she doesn't hate her home state
>>76493978
i wonder if i have autism but after meeting someone with autism i don't think i am
>>76493979
Dude I am fucking 5'4" and 160 pounds I could vs you any day of the week in sawmill_arena just name the time and place

>>76493992
For my Mississippi is not so bad

For me the worst state is new jersey

>>76494046
shit I actually named the place
just name the TIME then

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>>76494029
A couple days ago I saw fat guy struggling to get into his pickup when I was going to 7-11. He just barely got in when I paid for my shit and came out.
>>76494046
Also to answer your question, the guy is Rich Piana and he's a meme man on /fit/

>>76493963
Wyoming maybe, I only say that because they're not real

>>76494054
NJ is ugly but it's not 'bad'. I visited NJ and WV, and NJ is vastly superior in every respect except scenery and friendliness

I want a goodpaying coal job.

I am a robot

>>76494046
>someone with autism i don't think i am
The extreme cases give a false impression of normality, you are autismo
t. Autismo expert

>>76494110
*shoves you away*
g-go away i don't have AUTISM
*runs off*

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>>76494106
I'll get right on that

>>76494106
get a job repairing the mining robots

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>>76494101
You don't like Pines?

>>76494141
Yeah, they're nice, but that does not hold a candle to the fog-capped hills that roll in waves across west virginia

>>76494135
don't have robot-repairing (?) education. Was thinking more of mining.

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>>76494135
>ywn repair mining robots on a distant Earth Colony

>>76494141
Long island has pine barrens too

>>76494126
Are you really 5'4?

I had an idea to spend the winter in San Jose, Costa Rica.
Good idea? I've heard mixed things about it

>>76494194
maybe

really really want that discontinued lego model of fallingwater to put on my desk but it's stupid expensive for something that's just going to gather dust

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i want a job where i design mines... tfw 2 years away from designing penis shapped open pit mines.

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These are the States I've been in except for Hawaii.

>>76494203
LITTLE HAPA TWINKS

>>76494195
Costa Rica is generally very nice but by all accounts San Jose isn't.

>>76494216
REALLY want to visit texas someday, feel like I'd like it there

>>76494170
Haven't you seen 'Moon'? Awful stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSJJuDLtCqY
>>76494204
bricklink bruh
https://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?S=21005-1#T=S&O={}

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>>76494054
Naw, Mississippi is objectively the worst. It's bad.

I've asked girls on dates two times in my life and they both said no

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Yay new misa uploads ლ(=ↀωↀ=)ლ

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PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

>>76494203
How tall is your dad? I'll assume your mother is short.

What is it with mormons setting up colonies in mexico?

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>>76494255

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>>76494209
stop posting this person

>>76494225
literally only two of those things
>>76494260
aiwduawiduhwaiudhqw3ifhwifhwiufheiufhiuwhfiuhiuerhgiehigea

>>76494236
The idea would be to use San Jose as a hub for travel to other places in Costa Rica.
But, that would still end up in me spending a lot of time in San Jose obviously.

>>76494241
thank you based bucks county

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This guy walks up to you in the club and tells you that one day you may
How do you respond?

>>76494274
why? it's the only redemption for his abhorrent leaf posts

>>76494263
There was a time when White people thought Mexico was going to end up like the US.

>>76494313
>This guy walks up to you in the club and tells you that one day you may
may what?

Mayweather? Yes.

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i can also post japanese girls or the dalai lama

>>76494289
Answer me plz
>>76494241
The moon isn't distant bucks

Is /cum/ the worst general on /int/?

>>76494313
>in the club
You don't go to any clubs, you queer.

>>76494313
>irritate him
>lightly jog backwards
>exhaust him
>>76494352
you are collecting information on bucks. the Ministry of Disinformation will now be handling your case.

>>76494359
my cums the best general in ur mum lol

>>76494359
Does /lat/ still exist?

>>76494359
It'd be better if it's just /cm/ to be honest

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>>76494384
>around 2-6 Canadians and 1-3 mexicans
Only if you like page 10 generals...

>>76494289
ob is a retard, don't take him seriously

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I got to see the Dalai Lama

>>76494359
no

snapchat is the greatest thing for looking into why our culture sucks

>DJ khaled snapchat
>him recording a woman driving next to him on the highway
>woman recording DJ khaled with both hands while driving on highway
>this goes on for a least a full minute
>woman (who was no older than 25) looks in the backseat and says her and her kid listen to Khaled all the time
>car horns going off entire video

it was in La so there was a lot of traffic

>>76494420
it aight he and me tight
>>76494441
how was he

>>76494441
kinda wish he had a beavers hat on instead

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>I respect religious figures

>>76494456
>>DJ khaled
Why is this guy even famous? Seems like he's just a stupid normie meme.

>>76494465
hand-knitted wool beanie in earth green or dirt brown would be the most accurate

>>76494441
The Dalai Lama needs to be confronted about his never ending persecution of China.

>>76494458
Very nice
There were a bunch of Chinese protesting him though
There's probably a video of it

>>76494255
>>76494269
what's with the perro caca thing meme?

>>76494511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfnZaf4gikk

>>76494513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujNewHqnW_M

*violently dabs with enough force to cause another earthquake in haiti*

>>76494465
yeah OSU is a lot better. UO is supposed to be good this year though. plus puddles is just a great mascot

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>montcuckeries butthole status

how do I get rid of my horse shit fetish?

>>76494493
hes a producer/promoter that wanted to make more money by making himself a meme, so he meme'd himself

also
>Every Rick Ross snapchat
>Him and his phone handler go to wingstop
>phone handler walks around to random women and film their ass and tits
>acts like theyre in a club the whole time
>some women get visibly uncomfortable

LEAVE MONTY ALONE YOU CLAMMY FRIG

>>76494547
:^)

>>76494543
OSU is a better school since it's the engineering school, though the Math and CS is good at Oregon.
Also The Duck was given to The UO by Walt Disney himself.

why the fuck all fat white lgbt supporters are always triggered as fuck. saw one earlier that was having tantrums over her bagel with not enough cream cheese.

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>tfw no hapa twink bf

>>76494529
>literally dogshitposting

whoa...

Be serious lads.
Does this make you want to be British?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo

I imagine oyster bay as a literal talking oyster and it makes it hard for me to take him seriously

>>76493882
My uncle game to visit with his family and his wives brother family that are americans
quite the experience

>>76494617
What do you imagine me as

>>76494603
They are the female version of /r9k/

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I don't imagine you at all because the penisvenia posters are on the whole forgettable except for bucks

>>76494653
cucks*

>>76494630
I don't think of you

>>76494603
Everyone is too on edge. Everyone thinks they're waging some ideological war now. Chill mfs yall still squat down and take a dump whenever you wake up every morn
>>76494605
Surely you can find one in NYC you are like the most diverse place on new york

>>76494617
he reminds me of my accounting teacher in high school who always talked about flipping houses

untrue

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>>76494627
>quite the experience
Did he get shot?

>>76494564
>walks around to random women and film their ass and tits
>tfw big booties aren't popular here
Sad!

>>76494653
And the centre county poster that doesnt use his county flag

>>76494666
Good.

>>76494668
he was a fat bald guy who had high blood pressure and married a realtor

>>76494665
ummm WINDBAG* COCKFORD (FORD, AN INSULT IN OF ITSELF) ILL (SICK) NOISE (A NOT GOOD GENRE OF MUSIC

>>76494627
>the son was a year younger than me drives a 2005 S500 while I drive a 1985 300D
>yet I make more money than him

>>76494689
The ultimate goal

>>76494603
This is how white women are nowadays. This is how our race ends.

i don't live in centre county

>>76494687
>that BASED BLACK MAN on the right

Everyone knows that countyless Pennsylvanian is from Lehigh County.
>>76494719
Fucking based
I want him to fuck my girlfriend

>>76494603
because you have the unholy trinity in one person

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THIRSTONNNNNN

dont care

>>76494602
OSU has a strong AG program too. In highschool I went to a livestock judging camp/competition.
UO's band is really spazy and annoying though. don't know about OSU but I know their new director cucked them hard and wouldn't let anyone from their school join the pacific northwest intercollegiate marching band because not everyone could afford it.
>>76494617
hey how do you imagine me? and this guy>>76494630

>Icelanders reply to themselves

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>>76494673
>mfw when I forgot to ask when the last time he was shot was

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do you think they've fucked?

>>76494737
Oh I knew he was from one of the counties in Pennsylvania with a really shitty college, forgot it was lehigh and not penn state

>>76494754
That's ok. Probably doesn't remember the last time, but I'm sure he remembers his first time

>>76494747
If you're in there over Christmas or Thanksgiving you get a really good dinner.

Sorry, not gonna reply to a leaf.

>>76494747
ill show him for ya f@m

Xtian
KFC
Young Thug

>>76494747
>dr pepper
best drink

I work at food lion now
Was hoping to be doing something not hilariously mediocre by this point
Was not meant to be

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I didn't reply to you either goof

>>76494842
what was your plan? how did it go awry

>>76494839
better reread that

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Iceland is dumb lol

>>76494839
>Soda
Enjoy those empty calories.

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>>76494795
Good post

reply to me instead :)

Oh... oops... forgot my nose haha :^)

>>76494842
Rank American grocery stores for me, Is Food Lion better or worse than Krogers?

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rate my 1am snack

>>76494750
Yeah AG and Forestry are both really big there
The UO spends too much trying to advertise a college culture which really bothered me because it's sort of admitting they can't improve their academics.
And Californians still pay 35k/yr in tuition.

reminder that denmark is a leaf. do. not. reply.

>>76494847
why don't you use a provincial flag. I can't identify you
>>76494870
honestly this makes more sense than one might think
>vikings land in north america in 10th century and establish small villages that they are forced to flee from due to weather. the most infantile of north american civilizations
>mexico is the second phase of north american society, grand but not an international power
>the US is the ultimate form of north american pwoer

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>>76494889
Tell me about Denmark, why do you wear the flag?

>>76494914
Would eat three of in one sitting

>>76494911
>What if they're wrong and you're right?

>>76494850
I mean, i'm not dumb. Got good test scores/gpa and some work experience at menial jobs.
I applied to a bunch of half decent jobs-- help guy at Office Depot, Waiter at a few nice resturaunts. A few warehouse jobs.
But nope.
Register at Food Lion's all that needs me.
I'm 20 in college

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>>76494903
Worse.

It generally goes liek this:
Whole Foods
Trader Joes
Giant Eagle
Kroger
Aldis
Save a Lot

*Regional chains not included in this very serious topic

Or perhaps he's wondering on why are you so obsessed with me

>>76494971
You forgot Costco.

>>76494955
>20 in college
PSHHHHHHH you made it sound like you were 35 and working retail still. lol you are fine

>>76494853
>>76494861
oh right I'm retarded
>>76494903
Safeway>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>most other places>albertson's
>>76494922
but based puddles >>76494971
where the fuck is safeway you jerk

Is it true you would have to stay at the same company for 10 years to get 6 weeks summer vacation?
Is it true it is impossible to get unpaid vacation? Can you not just walk up to your boss and say can I get 5 days off a month from now?

Wegmans is objectively the best place to get your food from

>>76494993
I'm not sure if you actually believe this but I think it's hilarious

>>76494931
>being a flaggot
no thanks

>>76494971
>>76494989
Safeway? Costcos? Legit have never been to either but I hear good thing about costcos

>>76494889
(you)

>>76495012
this. what other grocery store has mf rc trains running above the aisles?
>>76495019
n-no. join us. we can advance our relations

How do we un-fat our country?

Bucks I want you to know that I could beat you up

>>76495074
not me

>>76495068
I wish I knew the answer

>>76495006
after less than a year at a shitty retail position I had a full week of paid vacation. good jobs will get you more days and you can have as much unpaid vacation as you want. plus sick days that work the same as paid vacation
>>76495030
I work at safeway

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>>76495074
Bullying twinks is unethical

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Oops. I. Did it again. I lost in the game. I gave it away. Oh baby baby

>>76495074
probably not desu. you could maybe out-fight me but I have a decade of training in a martial arts that focuses on escaping close-combat, plus I can out-run anyone here in sprints. so I would run. fast.

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>>76495068
Make food more expensive

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Who care if everyone else is fat, you go down south and you feel like a literal god people are so obese. They also pay more for their insurance because they are riskier so that means more money for you when something unfortunate happens to your health

the alt-right is like a tv drama but better

>>76495059
>advance our relations
Way to make it sound gay

>>76495126
That's what Trump's Mexican tariffs are for brilliant!

question
do you like marching band?

>>76495100
>I had a full week
>a week

We need to add cooking to the curriculum so people can stop eating fast food.

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>>76495100
>I work at safeway

Looks nice. Do they do the super store thing with the different food kiosks and dumb shit like a bar in it where you can get a beer and go shopping?

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>>76495174
>no more Mexican food
>Mexicans leave and America becomes less fat

>>76495197
No
*devours subway*

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>haven't paid for the wall street journal in over a year
>still get their news blips on my phone

My friend came back from France and told me you can buy grana padano at convenience stores that's nicer than any hard cheese you'll find here.

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>>76495197
>so people can stop eating fast food.
stay the fuck away from my wendys

>>76495189
I was also a highschool student working part time so I think that's pretty good
>>76495200
>get a beer and go shopping?
no. a few years ago we couldn't even sell alcohol

>>76495160
im not the initiator of this relationship

>>76495153
sometimes I wish I lived in the us so I could get as much pussy as I wanted

>>76495118
Maybe you could out run me for a little bit but I can tire you out and then beat you up when you can't run anymore.

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>Paying for wall street jewrnal ever

>>76495256
oh ok lol I am also part time and I don't get any

Where is Michigan?

>>76495272
doubt you could catch me. I don't train sprints alone. I run long distances too. I can usually do a 5k in about 20 minutes. how much do you weigh

>>76495269
Highly doubt girls would want to fuck a virgin weeb.

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What's the deal-e-o with asians?

>>76495256
>no. a few years ago we couldn't even sell alcohol
oh wow. Weird.

My old store had a bar, liquor store, a Wok food station, a bbq food station, sushi, charcuterie, pizza/sandwich shop, along with all your typical areas (bakery, seafood, meat). It was nice

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I just started at a Project Engineer position, I used to be a Manufacturing Engineer.
This shit is too much responsibility, my dudes.

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I have an interview tomorrow for a new job, I'm nervous as fuck.

I will be paid 3 times more than what I'm winning right now.

>>76495327
far healthier diets

>>76495309
>I can usually do a 5k in about 20 minutes.
That's not impressive

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>>76495261
>never answered about his parents height
>still hasn't answered if he has sexy hapa sisters or cousins
Some relationship

>>76495341
Just fucking be yourself

>>76495309
192lb
6'3
I used to play football in high school as a ride receiver.

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>>76495304
hopefully given to canada

*embraces Canada*

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>ride receiver

>>76495343
but they eat rice all the time that's just empty carbs

>>76495302
I think most jobs like that don't do stuff like that. It's just because its union. I also get holiday pay. so on 4th of july I get paid whether I work or not and if I do I get 2.5x pay
>>76495329
hm. we would never serve alcohol like that. my town is pretty oldschool. its actually illegal to dance anywhere where there's alcohol unless you get a special event permit

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>>76495377
kys
>>76495408

>>76494563
Eat horse shit

>>76495311
I'm not fat and i speak 2 languages

a typical american lady would be like wow

>>76495401
>go to chinese market
>weird seafood that looks like donkey dick coming out of a shell
>lots of bbq bugs
>vegetables no one has ever seen before or uses

>>76495441
Typical American lady would ignore you because you're an ugly manlet and a weeb with no social skills.

>>76495377
please consider suicide

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The owner of Lululemon made the company name that way because he thought it would be funny to hear asians pronounce it

>>76495377
I'd take it as long as the residents stay in America tbqh

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>>76495370
>ride receiver

need to stop spending 18 hours a day on the internet, start getting a gf and a job
will i? no

kys ohioan scum

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>>76495399

Imagine a world without NEETs

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guess which one is me
and yes, that's the guy from the dr pepper commercials

>>76495442
>>go to chinese market
This was your first mistake

>>76495460
>centre county

can't even spell center correctly. Probably could use a center for higher learning in bum fuck PA

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>Typical American lady would ignore you because you're an ugly manlet and a weeb with no social skills.

>>76495418
>so on 4th of july I get paid whether I work or not and if I do I get 2.5x pay
Same
My boss once said I should not go to the toilet outside breaktime and I told the superior
She got a strong talk about not fucking with unions

>>76495377
Decent taste fellow OH native, but I don't get the Michigan meme. Do you really care about college football or whatever the fuck it is that much?

>>76495370
then I'll have to train some more for our showdown
>>76495344
yeah, it's not amazing obv, but men who focus on strength and weight are slower. if I was going against track kids I would get stomped to dust
>>76495364
weirdo
WEIRDO

>>76495519
far left amish beard guy

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POOOOPAAAAABOOOOOOBLEEEE

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Me on the left
Ohio on the right

>>76495566
>far left amish beard guy
I wish. that guy is super cool.
>>76495545
does she hate you know?

I am american at heart
I only use smokeless tobacco
I have ran moonshine
My car makes a black cloud every time I put my foot down

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>ride receiver

Honestly don't trust these obesity statistics. The fact that 25 BMI counts as overweight shows how poorly tuned these numbers are.

>>76495591
as it's summer, I imagine the tourism to iceland has gotten even worse than when I last talked

>>76495587
Oh she already hated me

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>>76495603
>>76495608
what's going on here?

dumb pepe-doing-funny-sounds-with-his-mouth poster

>>76495618
my boss who didn't like me got fired for stealing and they promoted this other lady who I used to help all the time so she likes me

>>76495602
Me ching chong chinaman
Engrish no good but strong back
Me brow rock up for train

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>>76495548
>Do you really care about college football or whatever the fuck it is that much?

It's one of the few joys I have in life

>>76495651
reee REEEEEE DO NOT MOCK ME WHITEmale

>>76495560
How did your parents even meet anyways? Can't imagine there's loads of Viets in Bucks county.

>>76495616
It is
downtown is packed everyday with foreigners

>>76495653
do you like my team?

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una vela

Love the Longhorns
Hate the Sooners
Simple as

People are too worried about weight. Lot's of girls love Dad bod.

>>76495678
they met in a big city
>>76495681
you need to petition iceland air to stop with the cheap flights

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>tfw don't care about football at all but still live in a town that's 90% football themed

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/cum/ is moving too fast
We're hitting shitposting speeds that shouldn't even be possible

>don't care about football
kys

>>76495723
dude nothing is quite as peaceful as the psu campus when there's a football game on
>>76495736
richard spencer said football is BAD

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>>76495690
Ducks or Beavs?

>>76495694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBqW621YjAs

I played football in highschool and I don't care for it outside of making money on fantasy. I won't let my children play it either, it really fucks up your head

>>76495747
>>76495519

2016 was rigged
We'll get them back this time

shan't be listening to the texan's advice
>>76495743
football weekends are the worst for trying to get a good nights sleep if you live close to downtown

*gets shot*

>austin is a bernie bro
w-woah
brother from another state
>>76495786
gotta live in the dorms man :))
I sort of miss psu and definitely wished I was more social but not that bad

never seen a thin person who watches football

making norway the new country i fantasize about living in

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>>76495715
NYC or Philadelphia?

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>>76495782
Oh, Wazzou. Yeah, Mike Leach is genuinely one of the most interesting guys in sports.

Also, CJK5H

>>76495818
I'm not a Bernie bro.
I'm talking about the Sooners beating the Longhorns 45/40 in 2016

>>76495837
neither.
let me turn the tables and ask about you. what are you doing in your life

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Reminder that Bernie Sanders is literally under FBI investigation while Drumpf is not

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>>76495826
*opens country banter folder*

never have children with a woman over 30

*raises fist in the air with austin and oyster*
LOVE TRUMPS HATE

I imagine oyster bay as a talking oyster in a little top hat and monocle for added comedic effect

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>tfw we were kings and shit

>>76495881
Planning on having my first child before the mother of the child is 25.

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>>76495859
I was supposed to be working but the place that assured me I'd get a job for the summer offered me one in November.

>>76495848
I've met him a couple times. pretty nice guy. I've heard he parties hard.
what do you think of their chances this season?

>>76495916
good, my mother had me at 32

can't remember why I'm sad

>>76495881
probably best. Older women give birth to fucked up kids with autism and shit.

I-I'm not a cuck! I just like seeing a black guy fuck my wife!

>>76495868
>estonian flag
kek

>>76495948
how old was your mother when she gave birth to you?

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>>76495948
Don be sad, you have fwiends

>>76495974
29 and 8 months

>>76495995
four more months and you could blame everything on your mother's age like me

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My mom had me at 37 yet I am the only here with the perfect score on the facial recognition test

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>suddenly dead

whoa....

>>76496040
I blame the plastic containers we always stored and microwaved food in

I've got three years left to have my first child.

>>76495945
>I've heard he parties hard.
>what do you think of their chances this season?
Just looking at the schedule it looks a bit rough. STill, without knowing what you're losing/returning, I would think it's safe to say it'll be another decent bowl game at the end of the year with something like 8-4 or 8-5 record

Also the older your dad is the higher your IQ
>When the scientists looked at the children’s achievements at school they found that having a high IQ, a tendency to focus intensely and social aloofness were all linked to children taking more technical GCSEs. When children displayed all three traits, the effect was even more pronounced, the researchers write in the journal Translational Psychiatry. Overall, children who were born when their fathers were 50 or older were 32% more likely to achieve two A or A* grades at GCSE than children born to men aged under 25.

>>76496091
>>76496091
>>76496091
>>76496091

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is this accurate

>denmark thread

I'll wait for next one cya

>>76496086
I remember hearing about this too. Also where's the face recognition thing? I want to try it.

>>76496092
>>76496092
>>76496092
>>76496092
NUEVO NEW

>>76496106
Some test to see if you have autism, I dont have the link

>canada

ugghhhh

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>>76496086
Never even had a chance to take the GCSEs. I was fucked from the start

I'll just give this thread a couple more replies so it'll stop bumping

Ignore the Dane

hi