juche edition
First
rude cunts
anime
Love whites
Hate browns
Hate blacks
Simple as
record breaking heat in british columbia
yet another instance of the chinks ruining this province, this time with global warming
*Kabedons you*
there's a french poster in /brit/ who is a real cunt. every time he has replied to one of my posts it's just nothing but absolute vitriol
wonder what his problem is
A GMP spokesman said: “A 16-year-old boy, who cannot be named for legal reasons, has been charged with rape. He has been remanded to appear at Manchester Youth Court tomorrow, Monday 26 June 2017.
“This is in relation to an incident that happened just before 6.55pm on Saturday 24 June 2017 when police were called to reports that an 8-year-old girl had been raped in Nuthurst Park.
anime
nk is probably the most fascist country today
>>76492771
i lol'd
>I hate yanks
Genuinely only abnormie sadcases from the UK say this. I've been to the UK dozens of times and its easy as fuck to make friends with their normies because they get pissed and just laugh at everything
Real normal people don't give a shit about where you're from, ESPECIALLY if you have the same skin color as them.
Brit normies, yank normies, ausssie normies are all very similar..
>>76492792
that would be Israel
>>76492774
>global warming
Marketing term that bellends keep spouting
Doesn't get any more salt of the earth than are fred. life before health and safety.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L1WOnR2KBY
>>76492706
get him to suck you off and pretend he's a girl
babestation
>make anti-gay posts
>suddenly /brit/ becomes hostile
going to have to think this one over for a bit
>>76492711
/brit/ I dunno what to do anymore, should I pull the trigger and just #YOLO before I sodoku?
>>76492814
>normie
fuck off reddit
>>76492830
fake news
just convinced a dumb yank that a famous actress was my gf
>>76492828
that wasn't worth posting in both threads
>>76492830
You'd miss lad.
Wish I could completely turn off the sexual part of my mind so I could be more productive then turn it back on once Ive completed some goals
>>76492830
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
just did 9 hours of work without stopping
havent even eaten or nuffin
shows how good a motivator fear is i 'spose
*American waddles over to his PC, boots up /int/ and looks around
>one of the many non-general threads where all nationalities are welcome to contribute? no, I don't think I'll be posting there.
>/cum/, the North American general? doesn't interest me in the slightest
>/brit/, the British general? Ah yes, THIS is where I will spend all day everyday posting. I'm sure they'll love my hot takes on faggots, niggers and leftists!!
>>76492828
why did you copy my post
>>76492830
get me in the screen grab
Have to work the night of McGregor-Mayweather lads :-(
>/brit/ becomes hostile
>suddenly gay
wtf
wish i had a mate who i could have a wank with like that lad in the last thread
>>76492769→
Seeing as my grandparents parents almost everyone at my school and unviersity including lecturers of which are normies all laugh at americans; ill take your advice in going on holiday to britain as hard facts.
>>76492867
poof
>>76492824
lol, neither of us are gay though
business idea: bring back the mead hall
http://www.strawpoll.me/13285487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQdDnbXXn20
>make anti-/brit/ posts
>suddenly gays become hostile
hmmmmmm
>>76492902
>wanking with another lad
>not gay
hm
http://www.strawpoll.me/13251628/r
>>76492873
i've opened more than one thread buddy x
>/brit/ cums suddenly
>hostile gays
IIRC
>>76492897
its not advice. sure they laught at americans, everyone does.
at the end of the day they dont give a fuck though because they aren't autistic enough to let that determine the value of a person.
only you sadcases are
*WALKS RIGHT AT YOU*
*DOESN'T STOP
think the shih tzu got into the ol' fentanyl
what a qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAcAMMloL44
pet yanks are out of control tonight
>>76492938
someones butthurt
>>76492944
marinating your meat are you chang
>>76492944
is it dead?
>>76492925
>wanking in separate rooms
>wanking in the same room
not that different tbqh
business idea
become a cute girl and do asmr videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sCioKnpHdY
>>76492985
you said you watched him cum
>>76492966
*waits until 11:50 at night*
*begins barking at absolutely nothing*
business idea
simple as
Have you been in a gunfight /brit/? Ive only been in 2 and havent been in a one since I moved up north.
>>76492990
reckon he's aware of all the conspiracy theories people have about him?
>>76492966
>fuck off yank kill yourself fat fat fatty fat fuck
hmm wonder why
Absolutely howling at how slow Tim's tablet is haha
>>76493025
go away fatty
any good books on the Illuminati
>>76493033
Hacked it 2bh
Have complete access to everything he connects to his wifi
Why are your trains so expensive?
Flights cost less
BUFFETING
>>76493006
bit hard to ignore when it is happening right next to you
>>76493072
hello Oxford Health
>>76493025
fuck off fatty
>>76493082
Petrol is cheaper lad
And just because he's human,
a man would like a little bite to eat,
he wants no bull and a lot of talk,
that gives no bread and meat.
So left, two, three!
So left, two three!
To the work that we must do.
March on in the workers' united front,
for you are a worker too.
And just because he's human
he doesn't like a pistol to his head!
He wants no servants under him
and no bosses overhead.
So left, two, three!
So left, two three!
To the work that we must do.
March on in the workers' united front,
for you are a worker too.
And just because he's a worker,
the job is all his own,
the liberation of the working class
is the job of the workers alone!
So left, two, three!
So left, two three!
To the work that we must do.
March on in the workers' united front,
for you are a worker too.
>>76493098
Alri
We have a direct feed to his webcam running on the big screen in the staff room
>>76492895
wish I could be that mate x
>>76493107
>>76493054
>>76492814
cos yank posts are mostly tone-deaf bait posts that will lead to a meaningless argument. i doubt many posters would actually have a problem befriending yanks IRL, but on /int/ replying to someone with your flag means typing a lot with no payoff.
>>76492990
I always imagine with guys like him (rockefeller, soros, etc.) if you took a knife to him or shot him it would open a wound which a hand from inside his body would tear open and reveal another copy of him, only stronger and he'd heem you into oblivion
>>76493082
privatised
>>76493131
Howling at the thought of Tim clicking into /brit/ right at this very moment and seeing these posts
>>76493121
What do trains run on?
Yank the fuck off
>>76493131
does he ever wank
yanks in
>>76493169
your dad's tears
reckon i have the best english language skills in this thread
>>76493194
Fuck off
Yanks have never been welcome in /brit/, end of story.
>>76492895
most of your mates would probably wank with you if you asked them, especially if you are already watching porn
>>76493169
The fuck am I supposed to know lad I'm only human
>>76493194
Hello nigger
>>76493169
Leky mate
getting sick of this autismobrit who hates yanks
>>76493217
West Brit
Business idea: Become one of those demented folk on the high street who rambles out loud to nobody
>>76493169
Diesel.
>>76493234
fuck off fatty
>>76492966
crying laughing from this post.
dunno what it is but the first /brit/ post in months to make me laugh
good work
>>76493234
fuck off fatty
>>76493234
Should have stayed a British colony then yank
>>76493217
>>76493250
Which is it then
>>76493248
I'm on that route. Start reading things schizophrenic people wrote and look at their paintings
>>76493234
F(FUCK)O(OFF)Y(YANK)
>>76493234
fuck off fatty
>>76493234
>thinks its one user
>>76493284
Why not both???
>>76493234
FOY
>>76493277
should have won the war then don't you think
Ah yes, (((Glastonbury)))
>>76493217
No they don't hahaha
Intercity rail/trams do, not trains tho
>>76493234
FOY
GIVE ME AN F
(F!)
GIVE ME AN O
(O!)
GIVE ME A Y
(Y!)
FUCK OFF YANK!
(FUCK OFF YANK!)
>>76493322
Nah we let you win because yanks are shite
>this one brit who hates yanks
let's tell him to fuck off haha
fuck me, yanks are deluded
I bet because of that one nonce in the other thread they genuinely think it's only one/a couple of people who don't like or want them here
>>76493333
eww why does her tits look like that, like someone shrunk em and spaced them apart
*resists*
*persists*
*doesn't fuck off*
YANKS OF THE /brit/ UNITE
>>76493348
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LITERALLY THE SAME EXUSE YOU USE WHEN YOU GOT BTFO BY US LMAO
>>76493251
>>76493272
>>76493306
>>76493307
>>76493320
>>76493342
Beautiful lads
>>76493333
an uncensored version must exist
>>76493348
yeah just wasted resources and soldiers fighting to allow us to win huh
>>76493235
You know it
Thinking of performing this for a bird I'm courting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7yB4wcOoy4
>>76493019
no me the pertiest uv ALL
ME THE LUVLYEST OF allzoxxooxo
>>76493358
FUCK OFF YANK
>>76493358
FOY
>>76493379
potato famine
This one autistic /brit/ that spams FOY
>giving the yank so many cheap yous
Bet you're all dumb rorkes
>>76493358
fuck off fatty
>>76493379
Don't you have a potato to be deprived of paddy?????
>>76493432
fuck off fatty
>>76493397
Zorn was truly ahead of his time
>>76493432
fuck off fatty
>>76493435
and /brit/ prides itself as being le hard to bait and banter machines
>>76493432
are you that deluded?
Do you people kiss your mother's mouth with the fingers you used to type "Fuck off fatty"?
got something to prove buds?
>>76493471
>>76493466
>>76493457
samefag harder?
>>76493485
fuck off fatty
>>76493432
FUCK OFF YOU THICK CUNT
FAT YANK SHITE
>>76493485
fuck off fatty
>He pronounces Ikea as "EYE-KEA" like a yank
>a yank goes to the bog
brits going unhinged
>put hand around base of erection
>put other hand right on top
If your bellend doesn't poke out, you're a dicklet
>>76493542
me in Greggs getting ready to open up for the morning rush
WE HATE YOU YANKY
WE DO
WE HATE YOU YANKY
WE DO
OOOOOOOH YANKY WE HATE YOU
>>76493523
thats how i pronounce it
>>76493542
got called racist in that greggs
>>76493093
how old are you two?
I swear there are girls on tinder I've swiped past three times now
السلام عليكم
>>76493559
I have tiny hands though
need a british gf
>>76493573
FOY
>>76493577
were you racist lad?
>>76493523
you mean like how swedes pronounce it? and literally everyone else?
>>76493234
Death to America
can't wait for you lot to get thrown in a pen for 20 years for racism against americans
>>76493596
yeah
>>76493559
Had both my hands eaten off by a shark 2bh
>>76493619
makes sense then
>>76492792
nowt wrong with a bit of the ol' 'scism
>>76493611
>those numbers
praise kek
>this one angry paki who hates yanks
brits, straighten him out for me yeah?
>>76493601
>Yank pretending to be cultured
>>76493669
fuck off fatty
absolute fucking state of europe
>clueless people who bawk at microwaved sponge cakes
Little do they know bakers up and down the country make their sponges in the microwave hahaha
https://youtu.be/de4_vbntd50?t=25s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtaLI74XFtU
the yanks really have produced some good music, nile rodgers and bernard edwards absolute geniuses
keep getting warts on my hands lads it's horrible. what can i do
>>76493093
doing it right next to each other. thats whats gay
>>76493666
>>76493674
how did you start wanking together?
>>76493708
faggot
>>76493680
>>76493680
hol up. hol up, so you be saying wh*tey is biologically inferior?
hmm tee tum tum *whistles*
Business idea: Segregating yanks from /brit/
>>76493727
quite the opposite
american poster
>>76493721
fuck off fatty
still really upset over a VERY mean post directed at me last night
>>76493727
That's some good multi layer ironiy anon. 8/10
>>76493559
I can put both hands around my cock and there's till plenty of it left, my dick is MASSIVE lad, eight whole inches
>>76493769
Fuck off kiwi
>>76493691
why is that gay? we don't touch each other
if you're fucking a bloke up the shitpipe what does he do with his willy?
love mutual wanking x
>>76493680
>dysgenics proposed as a cause
Has this been called out for racism yet?
(had to solve twelve captchas to make this post btw)
>>76493810
wank it off
Might do a cry lads
>>76493693
eww who is this ugly fat cuck?
>>76493799
ah yes
>>76493559
these instructions make no sense
>>76493810
sticks it in another lads bum
do it enough until it forms a loop
>>76493831
you could edit this to make fun of anything you don't like. e.g. watching anime
Was gonna order dominos but the cheeky fuckers increased the prince another pound
Getting fucking ridiculous!!
What's it called when you stop having independent emotions?
Can't recall the last time I felt something that wasn't because of music.
>>76493810
complain about yanks on /brit/
>>76493799
sex is emotional intimacy as well as physical
would do the same with your parents?
>>76493791
>>76493864
thanks brexit
Shagged an absolute 9/10 two nights ago and still riding the high
the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.
Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.
Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this...
>>76493862
PRAISE KEK! BASED NIGGERS AND GAYS
>>76493873
16 year old redditor who wears minecraft t shirts and listens to slipknot syndrome
>>76493862
le smart skeptical intellectual quote
>>76493887
>Shagged an absolute 9/10
explain how
also shan't believe it until proofs
>>76493887
FOY
>>76493904
Bit of a mouthful
Business idea: Rool a cheeky spliff to smoke outside
>>76493929
accurate
>>76493912
New pasta lad, ignore it
*puts on my reading glasses*
Let's see what the chan has written today
what exactly is the midlands
>>76493929
what's a pede?
>>76493708
we both know we watch a lot of porn so one time when we were looking for it online he said something like 'I could do with a wank, you?' and I was like ok then
need a rugby bf
>>76493973
northern degenerates
>>76493973
the land between the north and the south
pooed an absolute 9/10 two nights ago and still riding the high
the log wasn't even unbroken, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10ths of your bowels are empty
Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.
Now I get why /brit/ are so obsessed with pooing. Might make a habit of this...
>>76493976
Reference to centipede lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKH6PAoUuD0
>>76493929
snorting
So many fucking yanks
FUCK OFF
>>76493982
hot, who's got the bigger willy?
>>76493976
>>76494006
sounds like they're nonces
>>76493982
FUCKING BASED GAYS
>>76493982
wish i had a mate like yours desu
you're lucky to have friends
>>76493875
most people are intimate enough with their mates to know that they wank to porn
>>76494041
>knowing that they do it
is not the same as
>doing it in front of them
porn is not good for you
need to lick and suck bollocks and deepthroat cock and then take a warm load in my throat
any bent men about?
Japanese surf rock lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuYBgwjnfgs
>>76494021
me of course :^)
>all these Yanks
>talking about 'niggers', 'faggots' and American politics
well, I'm off for the night lads, sweet dreams xx
>>76494079
yeah, me, I'd love that right now
>>76494089
show it then lad
>>76494092
night lad xx
>>76494092
night lad x
>>76494079
t. guy who is going to get outed as a gay man when ekansovi releases their information
>>76494061
the only difference is inhibitions. if we both know that we do it I don't see how seeing each other do it is a big deal
need a fit cat on this big
>>76494092
night lad x
*kisses you on your forehead*
>>76493998
always though warwickshire was more northern, and derby more southern kek
>>76494038
maybe you do have a mate like that. watching porn with them will set the situation up
want a mate to wank off with
>>76493998
WALES MENTIONED
>>76494123
am a bit worried since i roleplay a lot
actually not even slightly gay and completely repulsed by the idea of touching a cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lws_S_d31Pg
save your soul motherfucker
>>76493982
>we watch a lot of porn so one time when we were looking for it online
>going looking for porn
Literally how retarded are you? Pornhub.com and watch something on the front page
Fucking easy
>>76492823
>chimney enthusiasts
>>76494166
dunno how i would go about watching porn with them though
maybe if we were both lonely flatmates but can't really see it happening any other way
who here /alcoholic/
>>76494115
don't want to get banned lad x
Why do people think london is southern? all my life they are refered as poortheners where i live
>>76494181
kot :3
*enters thread*
*looks around*
...
SHADILAY
>>76494092
night lad xx
*kisses you on your foreskin*
what is ekansovi?
>>76494183
been on the internet far too long to wank to just any old porn. I have specific taste
>>76494183
hello pornhub shill
>>76494213
link it then, janny never bans you for that
>>76494242
Your downfall
Fucking bent twat wanking with a lad
Would heem any lad tried that on with me
>>76494092
night lad x
*cuts off your foreskin and sells it for profit*
been reading about Greece anarchist/marxist guerilla terrorist groups
bloody hell there are a lot of them, and tons of them still active to boot
whew.
>>76494242
NSA
>>76494123
>literally believing things you read on 4chan
The City of You
>>76494272
yeah you'd heem his cock so hard he'd shoot a massive thick load all over your face
>>76494258
i'm nearly 30, unemployed, and live with my parents
there is nowhere to fall down to
>>76494272
violent bastard
>>76494296
oh fuck I am rock hard now
>>76494304
t. drumpfkin
>>76494272
boring bastard
>>76494329
good post this
i got sucked off by a guy while we were both on mushrooms and i went back to my flat and sat in a burning hot shower for an hour trying to clean myself... i never spoke to him again and feel utter disgusting ever since.
>am i gay?
>>76494304
bit grim x
>>76494340
bit of an overreaction
>>76494294
Good lads
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Neo_Irakleio_Golden_Dawn_office_shooting
>>76494244
I've been on the internet for 15 years and still not bored of any old porn
You sound like an absolute runt, no wonder you're single
literally too anxious to do anything
my life is a mess
>>76494340
reckon not since you were that disgusted by it
>>76494340
i feel like you're not reacting enough to doing that
love how you can tell someone is secretly gay
mental how there are people who have been sitting in prison for years that haven't even been convicted of a crime yet
>>76494202
here mate
eeeeeeeeeeeey gringo
>>76494340
Poofta
If you've not taken five cocks up the arse these days leftists will call you closeted
>>76494365
>he hasn't become desensitised to most types of porn
fuck off casual
>>76494412
Did you watch Rectify?
literally getting no (You)s tonight
very bad
>>76494444
no they won't
>>76494340
did you cum? if so, yes
so after I hookup with a girl and want to hangout with her again should I wait a while until I text her again?
One day later seems too soon. I think shes into the guys that she thinks are hard to get
>>76494481
stop using your brain
Richard
Mortimer
Pickled cucumbers
>>76494481
can't fathom getting my panties in a knot over a girl who fucked me on a one night stand. you know she's fucked like 50 other guys right
>>76494468
Go ask r/Canada why they think tory leader and practicing Catholic father of five Andrew Scheer wasn't at pride today
SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A (YOU)
>>76494530
I don't really give a shit about a girls sexual past desu.
shes fun to hangout with.
I've fucked over 50 girls, why should I care if shes active too?
Its not really a one night stand since we've known each other for a few weeks
>>76494555
>canadian goes to reddit
hmm
>@72
you
*doesn't*
>>76494586
Cuck
>>76494586
kys degenerate. yours is not the kingdom of heaven
Google something and post the first pic that comes up
someone make a new fucking thread
>>76494586
severely un-based and bluepilled post desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSBHsElmkiA
>>76494632
NO NO NO
NO
DO NOT MAKE A NEW THREAD
>>76494586
cuck
>>76494640
>>76494622
>>76494612
virgins
theres not even any confirmation she has fucked loads of guys, so im not going to avoid her because she might have
>>76494419
Those are Nazis, I assume
The day /brit/ died
Literally NOT interested in hearing about some slag you fucke unless she's a 9/10
>>76494625
googled your post number got this
>>76494684
think it's either the japs or chinese
I don't care about a girls sexual past but I won't develop feelings for what I consider to be a current or former hooer
Eggman is on ice posidens stream
Absolutely creasing
>>76494684
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731
aaa
moth landed on my arm
had a mini heart attack
>>76494714
So you do care then
>>76494730
Moths are qt
>>76494675
get a load of this numale
back to plebbit kiddo, btfo
>>76494625
>>76494714
dont think anybody cares whether some autistic neckbeard typing in his basement will 'develop feelings for' them or not lmao
>>76494714
I'll develop feelings for any qt college girl that has under 50 dicks in her
>>76494707
Shagged an absolute 9/10 two nights ago and still riding the high
the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.
Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.
Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this...
make a new thread you lazy stupid fucking retards
>>76494753
roastie
>>76494753
not autistic or a neckbeard
have several girls on the go atm
>>76494738
no cause I'll still shag them and spend time with them