I'm going to go to Italy and order a latte with my lunch!

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Good riddance

>>76487718
Wtf? I don't even have that pic saved

>>76487645
Good, more money for us

>>76487780
How does Ireland benefit from this?

be sure to yell loudly a curt greeting to your neighbors in the hotel across the piazza in the morning

>>76487819
EU common market, duh

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I'm going to go to the US next year and attempt celebrating Easter. Wish me luck!

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>Be in Rome at 11pm
>Order a cappuccino
>The waiter starts crying

>>76488188

is there something wrong with coffee in Italy?

>>76488188
He probably spit in it too

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>>76487645
>milk on top of lunch

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>>76488276
GREASY

WOP

BASTARD

>>76488290
Calm down, pasta-American, have some chicken alfredo

>>76488326
You kinda deserved it desu

>Go to Italy
>Order a cup of tea
>Get deported

>>76487645
brb eating pizza with pineapple

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>>76488369
>Italy
>Deporting anyone
>Ever

>Venice
>order a macchiato
>get warned that it's a "really small coffee"

I'm not even that fat, why did she think I was american?

>>76488487
Because probably they had tons of people complaining that they didn't serve Starbucks type shit and now tell that to every foreigner

>>76488369
>go to England
>go to tesco
>ask where the toothpaste is
>get deported to Australia

What the fuck is this thread

>>76488624
>go to sweden
>see girl
>get boner
>get deported for heterosexuality

>>76488792
>go to England
>visit the famous London bridge
>get stabbed

>>76488777

apparently it's something to do with those Italian rascals and their finicky fretting over coffee

>>76488777
Could I have some parmesan to put on my pizza, please?

>>76488848
but the london bridge is in arizona

>>76488860
I only know of this supposed coffee rule because of 4chan

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You are in your restaurant and this guy comes up to you and asks you to microwave his shoes, what do?

>>76488937
Brother had an italian gf.
When she visited slovenia, she brought her own mocha and coffee, just in case...

>>76489068
wew

>>76488960
reply him kindly and addressing how slim and clever he is, obeying since my job is being a slave and wait for my big tip for being a good doggo

>>76488960
comply and brace for the incoming gunshot

>>76488937
What about never putting chicken on pizza or pasta, and never putting cheese on fish?

What about never eating unpeeled fruit?

>>76492422
>he never had sardines stuffed with pecorino
I pity the wretches that never knew such joy

>>76492422
>never putting chicken on pizza or pasta
I don't think that's a good combo but if you like it eat it, who cares
>never putting cheese on fish
There are exceptions
>never eating unpeeled fruit
Personal preference

>>76488369
I was in Italy and got a free cup of tea on the train, the guy just gave me some warning water and a separate tea bag

>>76493816
>warning water
wtf

>>76493852
>>76493816
*warm

>>76493852
Mineral water, the bubbles make clicking noises at you just like real Italians

The Italian diaspora here have overdone it to the point that when I go to Italy I expect good coffee with only pasta and pizza to eat while this https://youtu.be/czTksCF6X8Y is being played at every street corner. Also I don't expect to be pickpocketed.

>>76487645
nobody will care

>>76495275
>Italian diaspora

The meme is born from the difference between diaspora Italian food norms (big plates of carbs and meat) and Italian Italian food norms (salads and delicate fish dishes)

>>76495814
>salads and delicate fish dishes

yeah nah

>ask to meet an Italian for breakfast some day
>he stabs me

>>76499502
>I knew you guys drank milk with lunch and dinner

That's Nordics

>>76488188
someone explain?

>>76499721
Italians cannot bear the idea of drinking milk after noon, they say it causes indigestion

>>76499835
it's buzzfeed tier bullshit, you don't drink milk right after you finish eating but that's it

>>76502629
Yeah thanks Marco, but I think I'll trust the experts on this one.

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>>76499502
>>76499698
W-what's wrong with drinking with lunch and dinner?

>Italian broscience
>Dude if you like drink coffee with milk after lunch you die XD

>>76502959
>hahahah lol I am ze making science bro I can eat one wurst NO TWO wursts after I'm done eating lmao dude radical heil hitler

alri

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>>76502629
>not drinking a cold glass of milk after finishing your spicy dinner

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>>76487819
>>76488290
>>76488369
>>76488395
>>76488624
>>76488792
>>76488848
>>76499299

>>76503414
you can drink bleach for all I care m8, but drinking milk is essentially like eating, so many people here don't do it after meals.

>>76503473
>complains about quality here