/brit/

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soul reaped

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doing a watch

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anime

>>76487219
With you, right now

*pulls down your pants*

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based Sargs sub ed.

>>76487254
wish I was a cute tranny who had gay sex all the time

wait
no I don't

Trying to bang a black girl rn

is christian gay?

>>76487261
OwO what's this

tell me about your first gay experience

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>>76487260
reminder that this guy is the author of this post

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>>76487268

Perhaps on instinct, perhaps from memory, she makes a futile dash for the front door, crying out. Though the chardonnay has dulled her reflexes, the Scotch I’ve drunk has sharpened mine, and effortlessly I’m leaping in front of her, blocking her escape, knocking her unconscious with four blows to the head from the nail gun. I drag her back into the living room, laying her across the floor over a white Voilacutro cotton sheet, and then I stretch her arms out, placing her hands flat on thick wooden boards, palms up, and nail three fingers on each hand, at random, to the wood by their tips. This causes her to regain consciousness and she starts screaming. After I’ve sprayed Mace into her eyes, mouth, into her nostrils, I place a camel-hair coat from Ralph Lauren over her head, which drowns out the screams, sort of.

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cant think of a shitpostery post to accompany this fine image

>>76487216
janny's on his way x

>>76487261
oh m-my
big isn't it?

the p in islam stands for peace

Is it noncey if you're 25 and you're shagging a 20 year old?/?

someone post sara in the tescos jacket and/or sara crying, i'm gonna do a shop

>>76487313
>gif
fuck off

>>76487254
source pls

>>76487292
depends how you define gay
cuddled with a guy on Duke Of Edinburgh when i was 15, but that was all we did

when i was 17 i got chatted up at Pride and he taught me how to kiss and give hickeys

and then the next day he fugged me

gf told me i fuck her really good

i'm aware that she would probably say it even if it wasn't true but still gave me a nice ego boost

>>76487299
state of this fatty

>>76487329
>>76487287
Oh shit I'm sorry.

have now drank 5.5 litres of water today
feel a bit better, i'm usually perpetually dehydrated

>>76487198
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1498421528313.webm

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>>76487313
>hairy masculine men
Kys

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Kyary

I keep shooting nails into her hands until they’re both covered—nails bunched together, twisted over each other in places, making ”it impossible for her to try and sit up. I have to remove her shoes, which slightly disappoints me, but she’s kicking at the floor violently, leaving black scuff marks on the stained white oak. During this period I keep shouting “You bitch” at her and then my voice drops to a raspy whisper and into her ear I drool the line “You fucking cunt.” Finally, in agony, after I’ve taken the coat off her face, she starts pleading, or at least tries to, the adrenaline momentarily overpowering the pain. “Patrick oh god stop it please oh god stop hurting me …” But, typically, the pain returns—it’s too intense not to—and she passes out again and vomits, while unconscious, and I have to hold her head up so she doesn’t choke on it and then I Mace her again. The fingers I haven’t nailed I try to bite off, almost succeeding on her left thumb which I manage to chew all the flesh off of, leaving the bone exposed, and then I Mace her, needlessly, once more.

>>76487341
Not in the slightest

lied to the bf about his ability in bed hehe

what you lads doing for eid tomorrow then?

>>76487313
Hot

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Adore this pic of Taylor

>>76487292
In a nightclub in Barcelona, a guy gave me xtc, we snogged and he took me to the toilets and sucked my dick

How much do you spend on patreon lads?

don't think a single one of you has a bf

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>>76487402
alri luddite

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>>76487402
babymetal

>>76487254
>shrugs shoulders
>sucks penis
KEK

>>76487380
you don't have anything to be sorry about
*bends you over*
*unzips dick*
>>76487433
Wish I did tbqhwy

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how do I stop hating myself and wanting to commit suicide

>>76487430
£60

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screeching

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Love when blacks get whats coming to them

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... Me Timothy James Byrne and Su selfie at my rented flat in High Wycombe ...

I place the camel-hair coat back over her head in case she wakes up screaming, then set up the Sony palm-sized Handycam so I can film all of what follows. Once it’s placed on its stand and running on automatic, with a pair of scissors I start to cut off her dress and when I get up to her chest I occasionally stab at her breasts, accidentally (not really) slicing off one of her nipples through the bra. She starts screaming again once I’ve ripped her dress off, leaving Bethany in only her bra, its right cup darkened with blood, and her panties, which are soaked with urine, saving them for later.
I lean in above her and shout, over her screams, “Try to scream, scream, keep screaming….” I’ve opened all the windows and the door to my terrace and when I stand over her, the mouth opens and not even screams come out anymore, just horrible, guttural, animal-like noises, sometimes interrupted by retching sounds. “Scream, honey,” I urge, “keep screaming.” I lean down, even closer, brushing her hair back. “No one cares. No one will help you….” She tries to cry out again but she’s losing consciousness and she’s capable of only a weak moan. I take advantage of her helpless state and, removing my gloves, force her mouth open and with the scissors cut out her tongue, which I pull easily from her mouth and hold in the palm of my hand, warm and still bleeding, seeming so much smaller than in her mouth, and I throw it against the wall, where it sticks for a moment, leaving a stain, before falling to the floor with a tiny wet slap. Blood gushes out of her mouth and I have to hold her head up so she won’t choke. Then I fuck her in the mouth, and after I’ve ejaculated and pulled out, I Mace her some more.

>>76487430
about as much as a 4chan janitor makes in a year

>>76487446
the virtual waifu age is nearly upon us

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>Some female performers have refused to work with Christian after hearing of his gay performing past and ongoing transsexual work.[4]

WTF? Why are female porn stars such stuckup cunts?

>>76487446
get some goals and hobbies

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http://www.sundayregister.com/tragedy-popular-jav-actress-drowns-filming-bukkake-scene-tokyo/

how tragic

>>76487402
>>76487442
Reported and filtered

>>76487446

drug yourself into a stupor with benzos, booze, weed and opiates

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>>76487299
>Cuckgon of Swindon

>>76487470
i have yellow fever

https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/878058408829517824

sargon btfo

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>>76487446
Just bee yourself :)

>>76487363
that's really cute x

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>>76487433
i had one
he dumped me though

>>76487292
went round to my mate's house after school, played guitar hero with him, he nicked his dad's whisky and we ended up kissing and sucking each others willies

Shagged an absolute 9/10 two nights ago and still riding the high

the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.

Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.

Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this...

who the fuck is sargon and why do we care

Gave up alcohol.

It was a tough decision, but I lose a lot productivity because I spend all of my days off in a drunken haze.

Now I'll be able to get shit done if I'm off from work.

>Shifting Gears sparked controversy in August 2008, when its official press release coined the term "straight-for-pay", a play on "gay-for-pay", to refer to the film's well-known gay stars appearing in heterosexual scenarios for the first time.[2] Riley's scene with Shy Love was reportedly his first sexual encounter with a woman, which he later claimed to have enjoyed.[3] He added that he was totally comfortable during his heterosexual pairings and had no problems maintaining an erection.[4] These comments drew heavy criticism from Riley's gay fans. He fueled the controversy in an October 2008 Randy Blue performance in which he stated he was open to doing another bisexual film, and revealed that his ultimate sexual fantasy was to be penetrated by a female wearing a strap-on.[5] Many gay men felt deceived by Riley and even accused him of never being gay in the first place.[6]

Porn drama is honestly fascinating. They should make soap operas out of this shit.

>>76487559
I'll be your bf x

>>76487573
E-stats

bet she was a chubby 6

блин

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aavPQyuD6Cw

post that wojak lads

you know which one

>>76487573
feel as though you've shared this story already. get a gf and fuck off autist

>>76487586
some fat neckbeard who makes videos about gamergate and ess jay doublejews

prime runt

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Tim's level of mental degradation has become disturbing
if you said to me a year ago that he'd be walking around his rented flat in high wycombe virtually naked, convinced that his computer is hacked (because he has over a terabyte of videos slowing down his loading times) and now has speech so fast you can barely understand him, i don't know if i'd believe you
but here we are

took my SSRIs because the withdrawal symptoms are torturous

>>76487452

>American '''''Rappers'''''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVHWxESdN4o

>>76487630
does he post on /brit/ then?

Come to the conclusion that a lot of pop music isn't that bad and I was trying too hard not like it

Posted an absolute 4/10 meme two nights ago and still riding the high

the replies weren't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some rando wanted to reply to your post.

Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.

Now I get why autists are so obsessed with memes. Might make a habit of this...

I've got a joke lads
>A Scot introduces his girlfriend to his father
>"This is Amanda"
>Dad replies "Is fuckin' wit?"

really wish I had a bf
some of you sound really cute and sweet

>>76487605
Nah shes fit as fuck, gym rat

>>76487631
what's with the stuffed animals

imagine being a fat benefits scrounger from Swindon and having an online moniker after a Sumerian war lord

>>76487633
runt
would smash your jaw like a sledge to a concrete block but i bet a stiff breeze would dispose of you before i even got the chance to swing at you

Doing a browse of cripplechans /cuteboy/ board
simple as
>>76487673
T-thanks lad

>>76487631
wouldn't say he's got any better or worse. last year he was convinced that every single delivery van that came within sight of his house was sent by people out to "mess him around" who are working with a paki dentist who works across the landing and the NHS

>>76487674
pics or i will not be believing you

>>76487676
post su1488

>>76487669
lel

>>76487633
Really? I was on a huge dose when I was 16 and i dont remember any withdrawal symptoms

although they also gave me partial amnesia haha so that might be why

Don't care

Watching the nigger show

>>76487657
cognitive dissonance

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>>76487420
heres my favorite

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>>76487708

>>76487299
Unless, UNLESS he's fucking the step-daughter.

Someone inform the authorities.

normies here

normies there

fucking normies

Watching a comfy film wrapped up in a blanket laying on my sofa and I've never wanted a gf more. Just someone to spoon and who can fall asleep in my arms

I just want to be wanted lads

>>76487675
he's lonely and mentally disabled is what

>>76487688
Ew. Nonce.
90% of those posters are 16-17 year olds

>>76487673
theyre pretty good
you should try a bit harder to get one

>>76487715
cover her face and her gender becomes unclear

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... Intent to complete Missions and Side Ops video 30 October 1984 ... OXF agent hacked my iDroid ... MB soldier White Cat action out here ... D-Dog on swiper ...

>>76487715
i find her body unappealing and her face not much more appealing

>>76487739
scratch her back did you

>>76487744
>90% of those posters are 16-17 year olds
Is there proof? WTF I feel like shit now

>>76487657
i came to that realisation when i started socialising and stopped being a bitter virgin loser to be quite honest

>>76487430
£20

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>Afterward in Carl's old age all the lands revolted against him, and they besieged him in Swindon; and Carl went onward to battle and defeated them; he accomplished their overthrow, and their widespreading host he destroyed. Afterward he attacked the land of Chippenham in his might, and they submitted to his arms, and Carl settled that revolt, and defeated them; he accomplished their overthrow, and their widespreading host he destroyed, and he brought their possessions into Swindon. The soil from the trenches of Gloucester he removed, and the boundaries of Swindon he made like those of Gloucester. But because of the evil which he had committed, the great lord was angry, and he destroyed his people by famine. From the rising of the sun unto the setting of the sun they opposed him and gave him no rest.[40]

>>76487486
I watched a documentary on porn. Female porn stars aren't necessarily prejudiced, but they have a 2-7 year career window in porn, and getting BLACKED, or Anal'd, or doing anything controversial too early makes your career in porn end early. You have to pace it out: missionary -> handjobs -> blowjobs -> lesbian -> anal -> blacked -> gang bang.

That's basically their career ark of 90% of female porn stars. By the time they've done a gang bang, their looks are fading and they've made a small fortune getting fucked on camera.

If I'm out on my own
Then I can look at you looking at me
If I'm out on a date
Then I just shut my eyes, then I can't see
Get away from the bar
Tell your boyfriend hold your jar
And dance wiv me

conference pear

>>76487728
ahhh it wasn't as good as i was hoping

>>76487686
I'd punch a hole straight through you, sad little cunt, and that's without me even trying, if I put all my effort into it, all my strength and power, a single punch from me would turn your entire being into a red mist

>>76487739
>vagina
err
no thanks mate
*pats you on the shoulder and walks past you to talk to someone else*

need a cute feminine bf
simple as
How do I go about getting one?

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>>76487793
Stop watching documentaries about porn

>>76487754
just how i like it

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>>76487739
PHWOAR

>>76487681
Are all these youtubers pathetic? That woes fella is a NEET dropout still living in his dad's spare room.

>>76487744
I don't know how to get one

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>>76487739

>>76487769
just looks like a female
dont believe shes a 9
and she looks like a diseased whore

>>76487827
tinder

>JANNY'D

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>>76487807
what were u hoping

>>76487631

NEED him sectioned and out of business.

Is /mu/ supposed to be ironic like /fa/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP7utU8Efow

>>76487772
Literally every one who has ever been doxxed has turned out ot be underage

And half of them have been saying theyre 18 for 2+ years

Its simple: Theyre young, horny, and can't go out clubbing to relieve any pressure or anything yet, so they whore themselves out on 4+4chan for attention.

I don't go there anymore because of this

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>>76487854
not actually true, he left after he got doxxed and is now living in mystery locations across europe

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>>76487874
>using tinder
THIS CAN'T be the only way

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>when he isn't bilingual

I watched a porn movie... well not a porn movie, but a movie about porn. Interesting stuff.

>>76487596
I once watched a channel 4 thing about porn where three Brits who were addicted went out and met their favourite stars. One of them was some gay buff lad who broke the news to his fan that he never actually starred in the films, think he just got his kit off then someone else did the bumming then I think he just spunked on the lad at the end

His fan was gutted

>>76487739
absolutely love LOVE doing a girl from behind and staring into her bumhole

What kind of fees does the Jamny charge for callouts on a Sunday night? Must be astronomical

>>76487823
i'm not the one taking bread & circus pills you absolute rump STATE
could literally flying elbow you so hard that i'd snap your femur like a blue riband

>>76487903
FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Not a fan of this
Not a nonce simple as

>>76487907
Hahaha ok Colin, just make sure yer da gets his meds tonight

>>76487860
Are you out?
Are you over 18?

>>76487908
go to gay bars

I know a guy who sells telescopes. I wouldn't recommend him though. His rates are astronomical.

>>76487946
yeah to both

>>76487933
Dunno why he's not deleting the Kpop spam I keep reporting

my life hasn't been the same since i learned that girls bleach their bumholes because they know we can see it when we're having sex

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>>76487912

>>76487952
Don't have anyone to go with

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>Redditors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUW-wUggs2c

>>76487961
its okay if it fits the context well
but as a standalone pun it needs to work on 2 levels to be funny and that only works on one

looking foward to seeing your next publication though, this one shows promise

>>76487939
would step on your neck and laugh as you squirmed and slowly suffocated, pathetic little microbe

>>76487981
friendless faggot

>>76487998
peacock
penis cock
will bum

>>76487981
go on your own

>>76487880
something innocent enough, but that could also be interpreted as having a racist message.
like if the panels on the background intersected in such a way that you could see a swastika.

>>76487970
Then go to gay bars with some friends.
If you dont have any gay friends see if any of your het ones are up for doing you a favour
If you dont have any friends fullstop then go up to a gay clique you are aware of, and explain that you want to try going to a gay bar but you have noone to go with and they might let you tag along

>>76488010
i don't have any gay friends to go with I do have friends though
>>76488031
idk I'm shy

>>76487986
remember a similar video where someone recorded themself laughing at the names 4chan picked for the new Mountain Dew flavour, was a very uncomfortable watch

first time I went to a gay bar was with my sister

>>76487986
needed a laugh, thanks haha

>>76488038
wish I could be your gay friend

>>76488007
could effortlessly bash my shoes together and the soppy mud which flies off them would have more structural entegrity than your entire skeleton after my right hook launches you through the drywall

I bought a telescope off of a witch. The price was astronecronomical.

>>76488038
>>76488075
I'll be all your gay friends

>>76488075
wish i could suck and jerk your cock andlick your bollocks and bumhole and let you fill my mouth up with your warm cum

>>76488038
Ahaha i was the same

When I turned 18 my godparents (who are both gay) took me out to some gay bars and showed me what theyre like, the best ones, how to behave, etc etc which was very useful.

Then I went on my own a couple of times.
On my 2nd visit i got this guys number who in the end i didn't feel like dating but who introduced me to his friends, so now i go out with him + his friends allatime.

Theres no downside to going out on your own, because even though it is kind of awkward, whos going to witness your autism? Nobody except strangers. No witness = no problem.

>>76487896
no. it's mosty an electronic appreciation board, with a few bullied cunts who love any acts before they sign with a major label and other weedy sperglords who fight other who was the first to "discover" a band.

>>76487896
Yes but to a lesser extent than /fa/

>>76488075
>>76488099
thanks wish I could be your gay friend too x

>>76487945
woes seems like a nice guy

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>>76487268
>be right-wing racist
>is a fat fuck

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>>76488096

>>76488131
sargon isn't racist
dumb nigger fuck off

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has anyone itt ever given or received a rimjob? what was it like?

>>76488143
me on the right

I bought a microscope at a flea market. The price was economical.

just cuck my shit up

>>76488099
I'd like that :3
>>76488108
I'd really like that...
>>76488119
*kisses you*

>>76488156
i've never even kissed a girl haha

might have a tub of ice cream

what time do you reckon i'd get to sleep by?

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>>76488153
>sargon isn't racist

>>76488108
you gay?

>>76488131
civic nationalist

>>76488156
received was nice
didn't really give me a stiffy but it felt really pleasant

giving was surprisingly nice - i was expecting to hate it but actually its really fun + hot

>>76488096
You sure it wasn't astcroneomical

>>76487254
Actually would tbqhwu

>>76488143
would rather like a boob window gf

>>76488189
2:30am, just as you notice the sun beginning to rise and wonder what you're doing with your pathetic life

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>>76488153
>w-were not racists
BASED NIGGERS AND BASED FAGGOTS PRAISE KEK BUILD A WALL

>>76488205
revolting

>>76488189
Fucking hell lad an entire tub of ice cream?
Doubt you'll be getting much sleep tonight x

>>76488202
Sargon is actually part African.

He said one of his grandparents was a mulatto from St. Helena.

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>>76488202
(((cuckic nationalism)))

would love to lick a cute twink's smooth little arsehole

>>76488189
Probably about 10pm on Tuesday

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>go on fb
>photos of old mates together at a bar

>>76488223
I don't like sargon because hes not racist and is instead le basked black man

>>76488222
got to be up for the daily waging at 6

>>76488257
only a ben and jerrys tub, had one last night too haha x

>>76488283
sincerely doubt this

>>76488269
that arsehole excretes thick logs of hot stinking steam turd every day.

>>76488269
ive done this and you havent >:-]
ahahahahahaha you fucking loser

>>76488316
give us two scoops mate

>Glastonbury is posh and Corbyn is taking our ABC1 votes, but how embarrassing for him

Brave line of attack from Tory HQ this weekend

Shagged an absolute 9/10 two nights ago and still riding the high

the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.

Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.

Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this....

>>76488183
*hugs you and kisses you back*

>>76488323
>hot stinking steam turd
should see a doctor mate

>>76488346
cretins at glastonbury are already labour voters

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>>76488262
mmmm yes

>>76488342
sorry i don't share

unless you send me synthwave

>>76488327
no bully :'(

>>76488262
You can tell how uncomfortable she is in this photo

>>76488378
>muh race
Nice spooks nerd

Reposting in this thread because I want to


>>76485812
Finally got some /InOurTime/ers here.

Did you listen to the enzyme one recently
Tht Scottish bloke is like:
>That's why we can smoke grass but can't eat it

HOWLING

>>76485877
>know it all
Constantly says how he doesn't know anything
>talks over the guests
He has to keep time limits in mind, it is live after all, and they generally have a lot to get through

How long does /gayposting/ hours go for?

>>76488406
wrong german

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>>76488378

>its bad because the skin colour is different

Woah

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todays macros

Hate it when /brit/ bullies me for a post.

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One of Sargon's grandparents was a mulatto from St. Helena.

>>76488426
24/7

>>76488432
deffo no ice cream for you then x

>>76488378
whites have the highest rate of intra-racial marriage and copulation of any race. stormfronters concerned about getting BLACKED are genuinely fighting a nonexistent problem. they should be concerned about hispanic immigration if they think demographics is destiny, not blacks

>>76488441
>4 eggs and some frozen veggies

ah yes, scooby's breakfast special

>>76488426
for as long as it takes them to finish wanking. it's really an extraordinary power; they can get off on shitposting.

>>76488378
Personally not cucked enough to be that triggered over skin colour but that pic of the Grandad with the grandkids does make me sad

>>76488441
fat cunt

bulking is an awful choice always

>>76488433
hello paki

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb55teb1gJ0

christian XXXs blog is actually quite interesting

hmm

Got the inside word that Stormzy will be making an appearance on stage with Ed Sheeran tonight x

>>76488488
you must be literally 5'6 if you bulk on under 2600 calories lmao

>Learn about the /int/ hack
>Turns out some Australian got mad at a girl on /soc/ amd doxxed her
>Then proceeded to obtain mod rights and cause chaos

Australians range banned when?

>>76488441
nice lunch you poofter

>>76488433
hello nigger

>>76488516
wait when did this happen?

>>76488516
what int hack
explain

>>76488515
6'2 low body fat ottermode

2400 is my bulk

cringe whenever someone uses 'metal' as an adjective

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best grill

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>>76488378
>>76488378
LET THAT BASED NIGGER AND BASED FAGGOT RAPE YOUR WIFE OR ELSE YOU ARE A TUMBLR SJW DEMOCRATS ARE THE REAL RACISTS PRAISE KEK

Ed Sheeran soon
https://www.bbc.co.uk/events/ec584f/live/c3cdgw

https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/4chan_Chronicle/The_Australian_Hack
>posts per ip
oh shit does 4chan record posts like cripplechan?

>>76488561
you're literally a hungry skellington if you're 6'2 and eating 2400 to gain weight lmao

>>76488570
nah the russian

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>>76488570
ummm no sweaty

>>76488599
>t. fat fuck with a powerlifting body

>>76488592
ahh yes because none of us have a tv

>>76488553
>int
fuck off reddit

>>76488490
>>76488540

Not an argument

If you've ever been to a concert then you are a gargantuan cunt.

>>76488367
*undoes your pants
*gets your cock out*
*kisses your cock and sucks it*

>>76488677
most shut-in post all day

>>76488632
s- sorry

>>76488561

literally a teenage girls calorie intake
fucking twink

>missed the poss about in our time
this makes me sad

>>76488664
niggers are low iq

Sheeran laud

>>76488693
pics x

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>>76488621
you would have to weigh around 55kg and not even burn excess calories by lifting weights to be able to gain weight with 2400 calories. 55kg at 6'2 is literally concentration camp victim tier

http://users.telenet.be/WBtE/cunning.html

when i was having my shower i forgot to pull my foreskin back and wash my bellend so it still reeks of piss and spunk

Ed Shartan

going to have sex tomorrow

internet is constantly disconnecting and my browser won't stop freezing and crashing
wish I was dead

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>watching anime

are you literally 12 or 13 years old?

>>76488754
Do this sometimes x

>>76488772
bit of a drastic reaction

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O49suICHsh0

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Gonna be honest here. "White" is a social construct. What we really mean by "white" is Germanic, and to a lesser extent Celtic people. The people of Charlemagne and the Holy Roman Empire.

>>76488801
>
>
>

>>76488799
to think you were the most powerful country lol

don't mind ed at all but I fucking hate shape of you with a blind, burning rage

>>76488801
For context, France is racially Celtic.

May buy a weiss schwarz trial deck anyone know which one is good?
>>76488787
>not watching it
hello runt

might buy /brit/ gold

>>76488754
yeah ive done this before

>this will lead to shitposting from """"males""" that have been genitally mutilated by their parents

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>>76488801
>that /pol/ shitter map

You shouldn't be respected if you do any of the following

>are a vegetarian
>dont exercise
>call your mum by her first name
>Don't shower at least 5 times a week
>Never cook your own meals
>Never wash your own clothes
>play more than 2 hours of video games a day
>are a virgin
>Hate sport

>>76488851
why

ed sheeran is abysmal

>>76488801
No, what's meant by "white" is European

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>>76488799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo

*I vow to thee plays increasingly loudly in the background*

>>76488851
it's his most uninspired formulaic drivel by far yet somehow his most popular song

really says something about the state of normie's music tastes

>>76488801
>turkey
>turkic

>>76488801
>kazakhs
>turkic

>>76488884
shut up

i'm in love with my post on /brit/
even though you may think it's shit

i'm in love with my post on /brit/

Feel like it's time for an aul 'cide

>>76488904
>somehow his most popular song

not even slightly true

>>76488884
>exercise
gay

Ed is cute :3

>>76488926
>>76488931
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkic_peoples

>>76488896
yeah but I think every male over 13 agrees on that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbvmWGRgF_E

>it's a rap episode

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>>76488971
love are ed

delet

the spic is here

>>76488941
that's very nice sweetie xx

>>76488980
Lad I'm Turkish we aren't Turkic we are only slightly Turkic in terms of culture and language

i love tits

>>76488968
>an unlucky woman will suck this at some point

>>76488885
absolute shite and that fucking noise that just plays over the whole song does my fucking head in, if the CIA was torturing me in some MKULTRA experiment they'd play that noise over and over on repeat for a hundred days

>>76488745
>Another moron that doesn't put sedentary occupation

Mong. Can't wait to see how fat you get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YlbiyiuMc

>>76489067
absolute tune, good choice lad

>>76489027
how do you feel about turkey turning into a islamo-fascist shit-hole?

>>76488897
I'm not disputing that. That's the social construct though, because Southern Europeans aren't really white, and Eastern Europeans are light-skinned, but look different from Western Europeans.

What we're talking about when we say "white" is a North-Western, Germano-Celtic look. The way the people of Charlemagne would have looked. Arguably the central figure in politics when the entire modern racial dynamic was founded.

>Why yes, I do believe in MK ULTRA

hat

tismoyank is here

Fucking hell ed Sheehan is a proper gimp isn't he

>>76489089
>>76489089

New

>>76489041
>or will she

>>76489085
Not a fan wouldn't call it fascist though

>>76489095
alri brainlet

>>76488032
tried to make an edit but wasnt very good
i hate you now.

>>76489095
but didn't the CIA literally admit this is a thing? just not in the way /x/ thinks

>>76489107
janny will NOT stand for this

>>76489095
you can literally read the declassified documents on the FBI website mate

>>76489135
>>76489135
>>76489135
>>76489135
>>76489135
Real new when Janny wakes up

>>76488801

Italians and Spaniards are not so different from North Africans