Why can't any other cunts compete with an American breakfast?

>be American
>eat 2000 kcal breakfast every morning
>become obese
>die of stroke

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>>76485923
Stop being a faggot.

Brits, japs, and chinese have great breakfasts too.

I have no desire to compete with a breakfast such as this, neither do I have a desire to compete with a man who just ate the aforementioned breakfast, lest he regurgitate it on me due to exertion.

>>76485999
I burn it off by the next meal

>>76486076
Are you an elite powerlifter?

>>76486043
nah

>>76485923
"American"

>>76486111
How'd you guess?

Nice double trips

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>>76485923

>>76485923
This is an English breakfast but with less food. Try harder, America.

>>76485923
looks pretty grim, just one of ours but less appetizing and with most of the interesting stuff missing