/brit/

yank just sent me a pic of a 7/10. told him she was an 8 to keep him happy

are there still all those pakis camping in calais?

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Train I'm on is delayed again

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>video games
Literally moden day don quixote
Do something productive

plymouth is actually an alright place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzBnl6dDMwg

howling

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>at work one night
>we decide to order Chinese
>gather a list
>drive to chinky
>start reading out list
>see ''chicken lips''
>don't know what it is but ask for it anyway
>chinks look at me gone out
>ask again
>ask me wtf I'm talking about
>show them list
>say they don't have that
>bastards
>get back to work
>ask me if I got the chicken lips
>cunts all start laughing
>felt like a right daft twat
>mfw

>>76484129
late back home from work?

>>76484081
Nah my mates would never do that. Thinking she's actually a legit 10 if they were giving her an 8

Alan is so fucking ugly haha

>>76484125
are macron is going after them

how do I get big brittish willy?

;0)

>>76484102
I'd love to...
You are a boy right?

>>76484134

got an early mark from work today

>>76484153
There's a foreign lad we work with and we do this with him alllll the fucking time.

Its funny as fuck aswell because he always gets right worked up about it but he still laughs about it in the end.

Probably a shia innit

All kuffar mate

cant
find
a
barber

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anime

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>>76484191
>Its funny as fuck aswell because he always gets right worked up about it but he still laughs about it in the end.

Is this him?

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>>76484061
kino

remember my codeine binge days, gave a whole new meaning to the word constipation lol

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Going to order a year supply of 'gaine, without any semblance of irony. Holy fucking shit. I don't want to ever run out of it.

>>76484214
why is this anime girl sad

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any way to make facial hair grow in faster?

its growing but I'm sick of waiting and just want it to fill out. You can see loads of tiny hairs in the bald areas and in light you can see vellus hairs covering my whole face

>>76484183
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_South_Africa

the best gimmicks are posted once a week

>>76484246
hahahaha fucking hell hahahahahah you are so fucking dog ugly mate

been taking some cracking shits lately

sliding out nice and smooth
minimal wiping
good empty feeling afterwards

>>76484246
no side effects?

>>76484179
n-no. but does it make sense? gender is just a social construct, amiright?

>>76484268
how long did it take for you to grow that?

The race war is coming, lads

You're going to need a man (or woman) on the inside who can give you Intel on what the pakis are planning

So I'll put this bluntly, I want it made official
I want honorary white status and I want it right fucking now

In exchange I'll tell you exactly where the pakis bases are situated, their battle plans etc.

>>76484246
you sure it didn't just move your eyebrows onto the top?

>>76484252
her brother asked if he could pat her on the head

>>76484273
Alri lad, you are entitled to an opinion on my looks but that's not the topic.

>>76484268
No you'll just have to wait

Shagged an absolute 9/10 two nights ago and still riding the high

the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.

Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.

Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this...

1 willy is good, 2 willies is better

>>76484269
Thank you. The circle threw me off

curled up in bed lads

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Anime

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manny on the map

>>76484340
Twice the power

>>76484337
How did you manage to pull her?

>>76484297
None that I can think of. This is absolutely amazing.

>>76484312
I usually shave every 2-3 days or it looks scruffy so yeah, 2-3 days worth of stubble

>>76484268
Ugh, I'm trying to get rid of my facial hair

People randomly even say I look younger, uni age

facial ''hair''.jpg

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>>76484230

found the clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bwvp4DZO0Y

>>76484303
sorry, I'm gay, only fuck lads

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>>76484363
>You arrive in Salford Prime, 2025 Anno Domini

>>76484356
It's only a quarter to eight

>>76484327
Don't be a cunt will you

>>76484133
can you get any weed in or around there for a semi decent price?

Daily reminder that any virgins who are over the age of 13 are utterly pathetic and deserve to be put down

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the so called din dins

>>76484382
you have more issues than top gear magazine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wf9UxvHQe0

>>76484371
>Scrolled on tinder
>No matches because I'm short bald and brown
>Applied rogaine and decided to hit club
>Get to club, no one lets me in because im brown and they think i might blow it up
>Wander around asking girls if I can pay them to take a picture with me so I can post on /brit/
>They wont even do this
>Decide to get prozzy
>Most won't fuck me because im brown
>Finally get one that allows me to take a photo with her
>Bring her back to my place
>Post on /brit/

The yank gf
https://youtu.be/NOlo902hzs4

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>>76484386

>>76484396
I can use dildo ;/

*unleashes a back of hyenas on my bollocks*

have drank 4.2 lites of water today

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>>76484327

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu0_judda5w

enjoy this guys vids

>>76484420
*puts you down*

>>76484423
northern power cuisine

>>76484423
>gravy
>a fucking onion
>lone barm on the side

have a word

>>76484423
is that an onion?

JME is the worst fucking grime artist. He has absolutely no talent. No bars, no good lyrics, no flow and a shit voice and only ever raps about how hard he is.

At least his brother has some good songs even if he is a crack head now.

>>76484395
worst thing ive ever saw was the dead cat being pawed by its friend cat which was crying

>>76484430
Girls are not as much of big deal as you make them out to be lad. Seriously, relax FFS.

>>76484405
i'm sorry i love you really Algernon
grats on the hair gains, there's hope for us all

>>76484452
hmm... maybe

>>76484481
>skepta is a crack head
source?

>I'm a strong, independent wimmen as long as I associate with a group of other supposedly independent wimmens for support.

>>76484488
Yeah but I shagged an absolute 9/10 two nights ago and still riding the high

the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.

Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.

Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this...

>>76484481
the only grime I like is that theresa may song because its counter cultural like me!

kitchens absolutely packed with an eid celebration genuinely no room to make diner

Brb going to shower with Rogaine. Holy fucking shit.

>>76484468
>>76484473

are you literally pakis?

FAO Alan the Algerian:

What's your favoueirte Algerian food?

Guys do you like this Era?

>>76484395
love these vids

moar

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>dude, just be yourself

>>76484489
Cheers lad. Really happy right now not gonna lie. The possibilities are endless.

going down curry mile to wave pakistan flags out of my dads toyota

>>76484423

Ah yes the poorthern poohouse

>>76484548
yeah it's pretty good

>>76484540
Couscous

interesting sidenote:

hyenas are not actually dogs. they're actually like giant mongooses

If I wasnt such a lazy fuck and went to the gym Id say Id pull way fitter girls

ive shagged about 10 or 11 girls in my time, all white except one indian girl and she was by far the hottest of them all
easily a 9 and maybe a 10 ngl, tits and arse were both perfect like unbeliveable how is this happening to me perfect, face pretty as fuck

feeling VERY high strung today

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thoughts?

>>76484591
>if i wasn't me I'd pull fit girls
hmmm

>>76484583
nice mine too

>>76484615
Is that Diego Costa?

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>perfect like unbeliveable how is this happening to me perfect

>>76484322
WHO?

Need someone to teach me how to inject heroin safely

>>76484502
Its pretty well known in the grime community.

Looking him now compared to 2-3 years ago is a night and day difference, not to mention he has lost tons of weight and muscle in that time.

Just look at some of his videos on instagram and shit. He shows classic crack head symptoms compared to a few years ago where he was a lot more passive, chilled out and normal.

can you sue a barbers if they fuck up your hair?

>>76484423

Please tell me that's a Yorkshire pudding and not an onion

>>76484423
What the fuck is this, are you in the same country as me? never seen this combination of food served anywhere in my life. That is fucking GRIM

>>76484634
first of all you take the needle and walk to the nearest police station and turn yourself in

my dog was blind towards the end of his life

>>76484649
no

>>76484547
I honestly feel honoured that you went through the effort to make this.

JME is still FUCKING WANK! though

>>76484591

women don't like it when their bfs go to the gym, most of them are so fucking lazy and it makes them feel insecure when their partner is in much better shape

>>76484668
that must have been ruff

business idea: stop using the internet for 18 hours a day. opinions?

Requirements to post in /brit/

>6'0 or above
>7 inch willy
>Shagged at least 10 girls
>140kg bench
>16 minute 5k
>Wingspan to height ratio of over 1
>Wrists at least 7 inches

Any others I should add?

>>76484692
terrible idea

>>76484634
spoon, fag filter, tie off, suck up juices through the filter and then poke lightly into vein, suck a bit up and then push it all in
saw it on tv

>>76484663

for what? putting the "wrong" molecules in my own bloodstream, in the privacy of my own home?

>>76484698
not being a seppo

Ol' Sanders and his wife are under investigation for bank fraud on a $10 million loan lol

love globalism
love the EU
love the jewish elite
love political correctness
love subservience
love getting shagged by my black bf
love pakis
love open borders
hate pints
hate facts
hate logic
hate reason
hate farage
hate trump
hate racists
hate nazis
hate bigots
hate white people
hate straight people
hate rich people
hate the tories

simple as

>>76484686
haha nice one

Whenever I see someone mention grime here I instantly imagine brown hands typing it. Brown hands from Birmingham.

Only 3 trophies away from getting platinum on Digimon

>raise 18 more Digimon
>beat Colosseum
>max tamer level

Guise, I'll be moving to edinburgh next year for my abrod semester. Will most likely stay a whole year to write my master's thesis aswell. What do in Britland? Or better, what shouldn't I do?
Also, where do I find some grade a lads to storm the pubs with, boxing clubs?

>>76484727
shit gimmick, kill yourself

>>76484724
will they be thrown in jail with Hillary?

>>76484668

grandad had a husky that was 18 years old, most of its fur had fallen out, back legs didn't work and it was blind, it scared the life out of me when i was a kid, it should have been put down at least a year before it died

>>76484682
JME's best shit is That's not me and that's not even his song, he's a fucking feature in it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CUNT!

>>76484698
Pretty sure nobody with a 140 kg bench can run a 16min 5k
That would be olympic decathlete tier at least

>>76484708
>arrested for poisoning someone
>for what? putting the "wrong" molecules in someones bloodstream, in the privacy of my own home?

>>76484727
You would love London.

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>>76484727
t.

>>76484716
>Seppo

Fuck off bruce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg-McDlm_98

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>grime music

wingspan to height ratio is over 2

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Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy

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>>76484698
>>Shagged at least 10 girls

>>76484776
>music

incorrect

haven't shagged the gf in...

*counts fingers*

13 days

>>76484784
albatross twat

>>76484649
just go on your city/town subreddit and search for haircut

>>76484765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeYTwaAhtpA

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Why are UKers so cruel?

>>76484698
anime

Intimacy is nice and girls are irreplacable but some of the best sex I've had was actually while jerking off.
Today made mysrlf cum buckets after I shagged various GFs several days in a row and my balls were supposedly empty.

Jerked off to abstract feminine stuff like the shape of hips, fertility, how girls show sexual interest and touch their hair with that nice smell coming out of it, without thinking or visualizing any girl in particular. It was literally hypnosis. Business idea: invent abstract porn.

>>76484798
mutant twat

hate spiders so fucking much

got severe arachnophobia

>>76484698
cornetto

>>76484776
>always hates grime
>brother was ALWAYS going on about it to me
>always telling me to try it
>tell him to fuck off
>girl I talk to introduced me to a few songs
>now listen to it all the time

I honestly feel kind of bad for dismissing my brother BUT he never gave me any suggestions on what to listen to and only ever said ''YEAH GRIME IS MINT MATE..BUGZY MALONE IS FUCKING MINT''

How was I supposed to take him seriously talking about a guy called Bugzy malone?

>>76484738
They both hired some rich high-profile personal injury/divorce (so fraud specialist) lawyers so probably not. Mostly likely just a lot of rhetoric and reputation damage. I'd be happy if he had to sell one or two of his vacation homes to cover legal fees but they're rich so...

Shagged a girl last night and things got very weird. She asked me to pretend to be her dad, but her dad when he was my age (22) while she roleplayed being herself but herself that had gone back in time and was now shagging her dad before her dad had actually conceived her and kept encouraging me to say "unwittingly" incestuous things like "what would your dad think if he could see you now?" after I spaffed on her face. It's put me off women for a little while, quite frankly. Didn't know they got so into that whole sexual roleplaying business.

>>76484823
>very rich
>still getting the bus
doing a think

>>76484850
Me too :3

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Since when do Americans say 'shag?'

Drinking a Kopparberg Fruit Lager

love black people
love donald trump
love reddit
love israel
hate pints
hate goyim
hate critical thinking

>>76484850
spiders are bro tier. they eat flies and shit and aren't aggressive against humans

So what's the best grime song?

Shutdown or Big for your boots?

>>76484891
no they don't

flies aren't even that fucking bad

>>76484823
>Scotland
>People

That place is a desolate wasteland filled with knuckle dragging neanderthals who have a heroin addiction and little to nothing to lose. With the exception of Edinburgh, which is basically English.

love spiders so fucking much

Sick of yanks talking about their made up sex lives

Would you go to a wedding of a woman who youve shagged previously? Bit weird of her to invite you, no?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JktNRlNTfMs

love yanks talking about their real sex lives

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>>76484850
even cute spiders? :3

>>76484913
>no they don't
you don't think spiders kill flies? hmmm

Can talk about my nonexistent sex life if that makes you feel better

>>76484924
>Made up

alri virgin. also its literally only me posting about it.

Im slayer-tier

>>76484949
never seen it happen

>>76484948
wish i could hug this spider

Sick of yanks talking

>>76484887
Faggot

there's an amazon locker thing at work
might order something just to see how it works

What is the apex of british comedy?
Mr. Bean or Mrs. Browns boys

>>76484963
mong. you're proof only retards hate spiders

sick of yanks

playing a videogame and I am not very good at it haha

I'm being serious here guys- If you can get the right connections and find the right people, being a gay escort and sucking businessman cock and taking it up your crack is the best way of making it through Uni

>GREAT pay (Especially if you don't mind some more extravagent demands, for ex: One guy had me dress as a dog and called me rex as he shagged me)
>GREAT hours. You can join one of these companies and tell them when you are available, they don't have many people willing to do this so plenty of flexibility
>EASY work. I have never had to even so much as put my dick in a arse. Only get bummed and suck dick. You don't have to be gay, I'm not. If you feel bad during you can just think of the thousands of pounds you are making from this Turkish guys knobcheese.
>VERY good for contacts: A couple of the businessmen are very well connected, and say that they would happily hook me up if needed.
>MAKES you very popular at Uni. Obviously being rich does that. I just lie and pretend I won the lottery a few years back and still have money left over.

Its amazing. Seriously. I call it SODOMISE- Suck On Dick Often Make Incredible Sums, Excellent

>>76484668
the dog I grew up with lost its sight in one eye due to scrapping over an in-heat female, but lived on another few years

then he got cancer and lost the sight in his other eye
>harrowing watching him pace about the place banging into everything

nonetheless he still somehow managed to wag his tail and get all excited when he knew I had just entered the scene

>fucking love dogs

spiders
>reduce insect infestation
>mind their own business
>will leave you alone
anti-spider posters
>pro-insect infestation
>tell everyone how much they hate spiders
>will attack you in the streets
Hmmmm

>>76484917
Tell me about Edinburgh, m8.
>>76484731

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>>76484935
Kino

>>76484948
Jumping spiders are the only good kind of spiders 2bh

sick of brits pretending to hate yanks

>>76484731
>lads
>Edinburgh

You won't find lads here, all the males are like that Harrow kid who got killed with one punch

>>76485032
Edinburgh is filled with psuedo-scottish benders who read the guardian and shop at waitrose

>>76485060
>pretending
nice one

indeed this is me

so i've shagged 3 girls

and got shagged once by a guy when i was drunk

not even gay, but this puts 25% of my sexual activity as homosexual, which isn't great for a straight person

got to iron that one out

Got the runs

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>>76484966

sick of myself, sick of my life

>pretending
Almost let out an audible chuckle. But then I remembered that yanks aren't funny.

>>76485090
CUTE

>>76484850
literally never understood this. I could get it if we were in Australia or something. But they are literally harmless here. Cannot fathom how someone could be scared of something that cannot harm them, is about 1/10000th of your size. How pathetic could you possibly be?

I had an ex who was like that, until I made her feel awful about killing them, eventually she stopped killing them and started scooping them up with paper and a glass and put them out the window. You're not genuinely scared of them, you've just willfully remained a child in terms of logic and reasoning. If you chose not to be scared of them, you would stop being scared of them.

sick of brits pretending to be pintmen
everyone knows you only drink cider

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-AjVAuqGms

>>76484731
Edinburgh is full of English. Come to Glasgow and hang out with me (even though I'm English).

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>>76485108
*does a dance*
:3

>>76485140
How can one animal be so perfect lads?

>>76485032
There's a thread on /trv/ with a lot of info

>>76485090
i wonder if the spider gets off from that. knowing that you could just smash him with your finger but instead you choose to give him pleasure. must be some sort of dom/sub element there

I'm in Hua Hin lad. Shagged an american hipster, a 19 years old who brought her friend to sleep in my hotel room with us (but couldn't shag both) and yesterday had an awesome party at the hilton with all the hotel staff I am staying at. Why is this country so based thailad why?
Just 600 baht the train, and you can sleep inside, great food and smoke. The 70s quality of service and prices (which is a lot better than the jewry we have nowadays). In the train chatted with a literal model who is here to live with her german bf (she don't work he does). Didn't pulk because of ethics but I could have. The sand is surprisingly white and you can eat a killer pasta with a LOT of seafood for 199baht while looking at the sea. Why is thailand the most based country on earth lad?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/13865002

whew thanks bbc, i was really panicking for a moment there!

>>76485061
That sounds pretty gay.
Might be good for me though.

been wanking more than usual but to the extreme

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worst thing I've ever seen on the internet is a man who has had his hands cut off and the skin from his face flayed off and they are shoving a metal pipe down his throat and slitting his throat with a stanley, watching him claw ineffectively with his non existent hands at the knife cutting him

all to the tune of 'funky town' by lipps inc

>>76484863
Alri Surreylad

OH MY GOD this guy has a macro when he lands off a fuckin' flight like a gryphon then he yells hello everyone i am here and uhhhh cause ive seen him do this like four times and then he greets everyone warmly

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>>76485144
moths are adorable too :3

>>76485150
this is Newsround (for children)

>>76485139
Sure, I'll hang out in here everyday anyways once I reached Tommyisland.
>>76485145
Thanks!

>>76485140
https://youtu.be/_K8G4eAXC88

>>76485180
I've seen that
still doesnt beat the woman stabbing a guy's japs eye with her high heels

>>76485191
lol

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Train is now nearly 50 minutes behind schedule and still hasn't moved

>>76485185
I'm from Doncaster.

GET SOME OF THAT!

>>76485180
who did that?

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>when the spider thats always above your sink suddenly stops showing up in the morning

how do these gifgaf goodybags work?

>>76485219
does Ireland even have trains

>>76485189
OH MY GOD

>>76485221
Sure thing, Surreylad.

>>76485150
almost as though it was written for children lol

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>mum bought shit tea bags

>>76485219
public transport problems

get a car

>>76485180
>>76485206
why are you even watchting such crap
it burns right into your brain and subconcious and when you get bad nightmares years later you won't know why anymore

pisstake

thats just a slowed down version of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A

>>76485255

Which brand lad

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3Kgf_dEWjE

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Getting drunk and doing a chilli lads wahey

>>76485278
Yorkshire

the missus only lets me go out drinking at gay bars so I don't meet another missus

Dude get on xfire

>>76485180
i have never clicked on that webm and i never will
>>76485227
cartels

they give the victim tons of meth and stimulants and stuff so he stays awake during the whole thing instead of passing out, and all of the sensations are heightened

>You can rely on Newsround to tell you the important facts about a story

Yes, the BBC will always tell you the facts

me and mum

>>76485283

Pour some beer in it haha x

>>76485283
what are you like

>>76485032
The city itself is actually very nice, great public transport, beautiful architecture, nice parks, clean streets, great tram service, nice pubs, good nightlife. The people are a lot like this >>76485071, though, as well as it being very international. However, that is a million times preferable to actual Scottish """"""people"""""" over the rest of the country. Do not even consider visiting any other cities there, and if you want to see the highlands, stay as far away from any kind of civilization as you can. It's hard to tell someone who hasn't been there how awful it actually is. Dundee and Glasgow are like the most disgusting povvo northern english cities optimumly personified. Tracksuits, shell suits, joggers, rottweilers, pitbulls, cheap super strength lager, used heroin needles, worn old bassball caps with bent peaks, rampant inbreeding, indecipherable moonspeak. Just don't do it.

>>76485281
seinfeld is fucking terrible

me and dad

>>76485301
fucking hell thats brutal

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me and mum again lol

>>76485283
>le yanks invented no good food

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I'm gonna die she's so qt

Mental how lefties threw a fit when /pol/ tried to enforce safety regulations after that LGBTBBQ warehouse fire in California but now the very same lefties are SEETHING at the conservative government for not enforcing more stringent regulations after the grenfell fire. Strange eh???

>>76485278
dunno, probably Tesco Value

have to do an essay draft for tonight
can-not be arsed

might just do it later (eg 3am-6am) and then hand it in tomorrow morning and make up an excuse like is been doing sex not that but is been visiting family had family visit i think

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>>76485206
>>76485227
>>76485268
>>76485301
https://forum.deathaddict.com/threads/man-is-flayed-tortured-and-has-his-throat-slit.3911/

>>76485380
what are you on about

>>76485398
Oh Tim you scamp

is there a /brit/ minecraft server?

>>76485317
inverness is nice though, who the fuck visits scotland for the towns anyway

might read a depressing article and link it in /brit/ https://morecrows.wordpress.com/2016/05/10/unnecessariat/

>>76485374
who

>>76485398
shall not be clicking on this

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>>76485351
Let's be honest lad it was a joint effort with spics but yes chilli is PENG x

>>76485283
Why do you guys drink so fucking much? You really need to get drunk to have a normal day?

Fucking sad

never been to a pub, how does it all work?

>>76485421
virus

>>76485374
She's been blacked more times than Kardashians

things I won't be clicking on today:
>>76485398

>>76485398
don't think i'll watch that

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>>76485423

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>>76485180
>That one video from Dagestan where those dudes have their necks cut through half way and they slowly suffocate to death
>That guy who runs away with his head hanging on only by the spine and is shot down
>The sound of gurgling and bubbling that last until the end

>>76485426
mom cant sleep at night unless shes hammered
shame

remember that luka magnotta bloke who skinned the jap tourist alive and jerked himself off using the decaying corpse?

>>76485427
you give the guy behind the counter money and he gives you alcohol, then you drink it and leave

>>76485425
looks terrible.

>>76485447
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!

can't get over the fact that the yanks won the war hahah

>>76485421
wanked a lot today

>>76485317
Edinburgh looks fuckin godly compared to the shithole I'm currently living in. Recklinghausen, look it up. Thanks for the tip with the highlands, I defo want to see it. Quite worried about the potential slang though, but I suppose I'll get used to it in no time anyways. Thanks!

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>>76485451
>When you are reminded that the world is a brutal and uncaring place

>>76485447
is that the girl from skins

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>>76485426
I don't drink that much desu just fancied a bottle of beer tonight because I'm not in work tomorrow

Also, Rasheed

>>76485427
rasheed

>>76485447
she looks like piddleass (my waifu)

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>>76485471
she has qt feet too

>>76485427
what?
how have you never been to a pub

didnt you parents ever take you in for a pub lunch when you went on walks?

>>76485451
what the story behind that one?

bumping the new douglas murray book to the top of my to read list

>>76485475
objectively the russians won the war, not sure how d day could have gone ahead if germans had never been engaged on eastern front
not that such a thing was possible but still init

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>>76485487
>>76485451
>ISIS video where they burn the jordanian pilot to death and bits of him start melting and dripping off like candle wax

>>76485514
nice

any more feets?

Post links to these vids you bastards

>>76485380
Definitely not a strawman

incredibly bored (and horny)

>>76485398
Nah

>>76485451

fuck you for reminding me of that

literally must have been 8 years since i watched that and i remember it vividly

>>76485540
I found the drowning ones harder to watch for some reason.

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>>76485501
>my waifu
v good

>>76485531
what else you reading?

>>76485451
reckon i'd go mental if i watched these so i don't

>>76485604
>>76485604
>>76485604

>>76485612
squorking

HE IS AMONG US

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Janman)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

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I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO, SUNSHINE

the world needs more like him

>>76485516
no

based janny blowing the fuck out leftypol

>>76485684
>>76485684
>>76485684

ISIS vs Every cartel member in the Americas. They all get dumped in an empty country with all the equipment they currently own.

Who wins?

>inb4 everyone
2easy

janny janny
janny banny bee

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Do you think my gf has big feet?

>>76485590

New Rulers of the World
North Korea: State of Paranoia
Steppenwolf

>>76485700
utter redditor

>>76485706
Reckon cartels have the numbers if you count down to the street level dealers and affiliates

>>76485612
>JANNY'D

>>76485723
yes, who is she?

love janny, hate cuckbyn

>>76485826
my gf

>>76485897
got any more

>>76485935
Yes

>>76486179
post 'em pls

>>76486350
No