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spent £17 on ham at the market today

Shagged an absolute 9/10 two nights ago and still riding the high

the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.

Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.

Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this...

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Toil shall be beginning an hour earlier on the morrow, a mere 13 hours a mere twelve hours away

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sophie

how come when I go through the archives for retro gimmicks I never get yous

>>76482323
Gonna need some pics to check.

>>76482324
bang it in a pot noodle mate

Might read this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Camp_of_the_Saints

>>76482297
mr mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all

>>76482325
Well done lad.
Pls make a little greentext on how you met and pulled her.

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>>76482327
Leaving the thread and not returning until the next one

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done some DIY
time for a wank I reckon x

>>76482325
FONYT

Shagged an absolute 10/10 two nights ago and still riding the high

the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.

Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.

Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this...

>>76482358
because we can smell your virgin posts a mile off

business idea: pint noodle

>>76482325
this is pleasure not happiness rethink your life

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anime

>>76482410
*invests*

>>76482366
fear that would be wasting it
also I don't eat pot noodles

>>76482387
>the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.
Literally the only reason I have mental anguish about not having a girlfriend is just not being validated or desired. I can't stand 99% of women I've ever spoken to.

>>76482410
whoah

>>76482387
waheyy well done mate!
*gets the full room cheering and clapping*
*your face goes red*

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gf just kazaa'd me this

The /brit/ parliament needs to be updated lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/13251628/r

native white american currently living in britain (you can call me british though)

How can I prove to you that I am unironically fatcam?

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servitude with the glistening dew

Not only free will doesn't exist, its concept is meaningless.
Have you ever stopped to ask yourself what free will even means? Most likely your definition will be something like "the ability for an agent to spontaneously make a choice". But what defines a spontaneous decision?
If you mean that the agent decisions are objectively seen as random, then there is no guarantee that we aren't facing a form of probabilistic determinism.
Our intellect isn't equipped to deal with representing black boxes such as itself.

>>76482327
Staring down the barrel of another 55 hour work week

>>76482455
voting finished days ago

you'll need to wait for the next GE

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Ah yes

>>76482471
timestamped picture

>>76482475
*pulls the trigger*

Ok guys I have another paragraph that needs fixing.

I didnt author these but this one seems even more broken and I dont feel able to fix it myself, so here it comes:

>Experience in arts administration I could also gather as person in charge for the various venues of the Company ABC. I therefore organized concerts from classical music to recent musical comedy. As head of the Artistic Managing Office at the Company DEF, the editorial work for the theaters publications and the complete disposition were part of my responsibilities. My communication and foreign language skills were always helpful to satisfy the various belongings of artists, guests and staff.

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>he's here

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>he's here

Can we start a woman hate thread?

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anime

>>76482480
wrong
we're on permanent election mode

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>>76482512
>Experience in arts administration I could also gather as person in charge for the various venues of the Company ABC

what does alan do for like a job?

>>76482514
this child looks 12 at most

horrible fucking nonce

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shes brown
shes reggaeton
shes shithole
shes gf

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Hes here

hahahaha

what an absolute runt

Starting to doubt she was a 9, or that the American even pulled anyone lol. It's like poof he finds himself in bed with a girl. If it was real he would have a lot of little stories and quirks to narrate.

my bum smells like bum

almost killed myself but then i realised i wasn't a 5'8" baldy goblin with poo coloured skin

family added me to a group chat
cringy attempts at banter nonstop, had to mute it for my health

>>76482299
do not merge anime and lefty. anime transcends your petty political squabbles in favour of a different dimension of thought.

>>76482523
yeah mate here it is >>76482554

>>76482556
YeahI know, I'm not sure what happend here

>>76482579
You catch on quick

>>76482485
I don't get it. I have zero idea what their point is. Did /pol/ trick them into stripping off?

>>76482579
>Starting to doubt she was a 9
>real he would have a lot of little stories and quirks to narrate.

you have experience with 9 year olds?

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what's the anime party manifesto

>>76482485
source?

might watch die hard
or not
i... want some wintery movies
like fargo

love it when alan pretends he isn't a failed normie who nonces teenaged gold digger

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>tfw you will never bag a worldie

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>>76482525
yaoi

beep boop

>>76482642
A National Waifu Service to provide waifus to populous, free at the point of use

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>>76482580
what about mine

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>>76482514
>>76482516
fucking love the edits of alan people make

>>76482579
its true. she was younger than me and is an intern where i work.

she invited me to their intern party at a club, i acted like I had better things but that maybe I could make it.

Got there and flirted with her friend who is pretty hot because i knew they are competitive with each other

After a while shes pretty drunk and just comes up to me and said "come with me" she pulled me aside and it was clear she wanted me to kiss her so i did.

then about 20 minutes later we snuck off and brought her back to my place. Was pretty drunk so took me a bit to get hard.

Fucked her that night, woke up fucked her again. Only reason I pulled is because shes 20 and I'm 25 and she doesn't realize she could do better

>>76482642
make anime real
nuclear energy
lower taxes for waifus

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>>76482664
no

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horrible creature

>>76482615
Change it to something like

As the [Insert job title] I was in charge of the various so and so, this gave me experience in x

>>76482670
don't understand the low support from the UK 2bh

they'd have the most to gain

#canzuk

>>76482512
>With my diverse experience working as an administrator, I have also organised and managed various venues of the Company ABC. I was responsible for organising concerts from a wide variety of musical genres, ranging from classical music to recent musical comedy. As head of the Artistic Management Office at the Company DEF, my responsibilities included editorial work for the theatre's publications and [the complete disposition]. My communications and foreign language skills were always helpful for satisfying the various needs of artists, guests and staff.

Not sure what you meant by [the complete disposition] though

>>76482698
theres no need to be rude about people

And then he acts blase, when he admittedly doesn't have sex that often hahaha.
>I can't stand 99% of women I've ever spoken to.
And then like he immediately gets a deep psychological life lesson out of it and moves on.
>not being validated or desired
Hahahaha

>>76482714
you have to keep in mind this country's full of idiots

>>76482642
cute girls' rights to do cute things should be protected and enforced
heavy investment in inter-dimensional travel research

>>76482662
Turned one down last nigh cos I was problem drinking and wasn't in the mood

Bagged her before tbf

>>76482657
In Bruges

>>76482698
me in the crowd away in the distance

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disgusting nonce
I'll never forget what he did to that nine year old girl
and interpol won't either

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how do we save her from the clutches of that horrid swarthy manbeast?

>>76482670
they only want UK access for that soon to be stripped EU access

I know lots of aussies that applied for UK passports for this reason, too bad for them brexit is a thing now

>>76482755
Hope they find him and catch him soon

>>76482757
send her back to her handlers in Moscow

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>you my girl.... you will be my aisha

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>>76482760
Leaving the EU won't change their access to Europe...

saw a group of the muhammadans earlier while in the car and thought maybe I should run them over hehe :)

>>76482689
Yes!

Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Ooooh
Oh yeah

Don't mind me, just writing some song lyrics.

Mmmm yeah
uh huh
Mmmm yeah

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>>76482806

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>muhammadans

>>76482806
dont need to. they're doing it to themselves now.

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>>76482806
Calling GCHQ as we speak

meeting people at 8pm and I haven't even got dressed, showered or eaten anything yet

>>76482685
>edits
craig..

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>>76482810
extra no

is Memri TV a spook? who funds it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVQ7uuVfMUE

>>76482687
>"come with me": a young, drunk, hot (thus less likely to act decisive) taking the lead.
>"then about 20 minutes later we snuck off and brought her back to my place.": Poof I find myself with a girl in my bed.
>she doesn't realize she could do better: A zero self-confidence man pulling.
Literally the scenario of Michael Cera movie where he gets the girl hahaha.
Highly doubt it happened lad. But good for you if it did.

>>76482579
its true. she was younger than me and is an intern where i work.

she invited me to their intern party at a club, i acted like I had better things but that maybe I could make it.

Got there and flirted with her friend who is pretty hot because i knew they are competitive with each other

After a while shes pretty drunk and just comes up to me and said "come with me" she pulled me aside and it was clear she wanted me to kiss her so i did.

then about 20 minutes later we snuck off and brought her back to my place. Was pretty drunk so took me a bit to get hard.

Fucked her that night, woke up fucked her again. Only reason I pulled is because shes 20 and I'm 25 and she doesn't realize she could do better

>>76482872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FBr_-v39vg

Israel duh

>>76482856
total of 10 minutes then x

>>76482854
>not wanting to clean your room this badly

>>76482711
>>76482730

>[the complete disposition]
They call it 'disposition'. It's just planning of times and stages

thanks

>5 feet and 8 inches

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*teleports behind you*
*makes a deal with you that forces you to commit suicide*

heh nothin' personal kid

>>76482856
fucking dressing or showering, just eat something on the way

>>76482854
nearly perfect, just needs a reference to "neomarxists"

>>76482826
usually don't take people seriously until they say something twice

this dude means business

Going 2 play some Fallout

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And there's a message on that kitchen wall for President Donald Trump!

>>76482913
Would just call it that then, unless it's an industry specific word.

>As head of the Artistic Management Office at the Company DEF, my responsibilities included editorial work for the theatre's publications and the planning of timing and staging.

was talking to a lad at work and his friend (female) was looking at me like she was offended at my very existence

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>A street of Brighton, United Kingdom, at around 16:00 this afternoon
Wake me up inside

>>76482975
Is your mug really that bad?

>>76482975
women hate being indirectly associated with ghastly little trolls (you). it was her instincts telling her "get out quick!"

>>76482886
believe what you want. no reason to lie

I'm tall and fairly handsome. Shes very outgoing and hot (no surprise that she would make a move)

>Poof back at my house

Are you a virgin? Genuinley curious because after your making out with a girl at a club for a bit its really not hard to just get them to come back to your place afterword.

Especially considering i have a place to myself about 10 minutes from the club

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>mum and dad are starting to look very old now

>>76482854
TAKE COCAINE, TAKE COCAINE ALL THE TIME

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1498284553971.webm

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>the STATE of Tommy Robinson
https://twitter.com/outlawhearts/status/877256335682883585

frankly sick of this club chad

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4637048/Tommy-Robinson-filmed-punching-man-Royal-Ascot.html

wahey

>>76482988
nah I'm ok not even a virgin
think people at work just don't like me tbqh

>>76482856

>lynx
>get dressed
>eat something along the way

Unless where you're meeting is over 45 minutes away not fucked at all

>>76482894
>the woman tries to act hard and then hides in a corner behind a man when she gets a smack
lmao

>>76483041
They can go fuck themselves then tbqh lad

>>76483020
He should fuck off back to Ireland and the pakis fuck off back to Lahore

>>76483043
I don't even know where the place we're meeting is

>>76482962
I asked again what it should mean and it is "the overall planning of everything"

Will Rorkes be as angry about this as they were about supposed Muslims, I wonder?
https://twitter.com/AP/status/877843728932757504

>>76482998
>after your making out with a girl at a club for a bit its really not hard to just get them to come back to your place afterword.
It's extremely hard to the opposite. Club makeouts mean as much as handshakes to girls.
>Shes very outgoing and hot (no surprise that she would make a move)
Again very surprising to the contrary.
Alright lad stop talking, you're only making it worse. And we'll pretend it happened.

What have we got for dinner lads?

I've got chicken thighs, stuffed mushroom and pesto rice

>>76483084
ALL religion is cancer, I've always maintained that

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need the loving warm embrace of a female

>*The Tannoy crackles into life*
>We've had an incident
>Will Sara Davidson please report to the disabled bogs immediately
>Thank you

>>76483020
*trips over this post*

>>76483085
>It's extremely hard to the opposite. Club makeouts mean as much as handshakes to girls.

lol nonsense
maybe when girls get a better look at your deformed runtish face they change their mind

>>76483119
cackling

>>76483085
>Club makeouts mean as much as handshakes to girls

this t b h, pulling afterwards is hard

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>>76483119

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>>76483120

Have to agree with Alan 2bh
The yank is either lying about the whole thing or she was more like a 5

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going for a shower lads

>>76483085
>It's extremely hard to the opposite. Club makeouts mean as much as handshakes to girls.

Not when you already know the girl and there's been sexual tension the entire time. That was basically just confirmation that she wanted to hookup.

>Shes very outgoing and hot (no surprise that she would make a move)

I think you've been around chinks and muslims too long. Hot sorority girls in the US are forthcoming as fuck. Them making a move isn't even slightly out of the norm and even very common.

Honestly she probably fucks a lot of guys, but I'm not the type that cares about that.

The more you post the more its seeming like you might have only had sex when you paid for it.

I mean you are ugly as fuck, so that wouldn't surprise me.

>>76483020
>when he fell down

GUFFAWING

eww talking about girls and social behavior with a german lol

>>76483119
need pic of sara taking out the giant piss bag

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Lads what is it with racebaiting and cuckposting on 4chan?

>Minor accident somewhere in East Asia
>This would have caused a few minor injuries in the West
>Hundreds dead, thousands wounded

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-south-asia-40396036

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What did the proto-gf mean by this?

>>76483164
A E S T H E T I C

>>76483020

filthy paki cunts
send them out to sea and sink them

>>76483214
>Pakistan
>East Asia

>>76483208
full of middle class sheltered white boys
what do you expect

Should Israel be allowed to exist?
I don't know enough personally, any good reading on the topic?

>>76483222
>I always wanted to have babies with a ginger man that I don't remember
lmao

>>76483169
Alri Michael Cera/Jonah Hill

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give me some flicks to download lads

like films that make you go 'hhhmmmmmmm' and really think

>>76483246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIEeiDjdUuU

>>76483241
Do not care in the slightest.

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>have loads of arm and leg hair
>plenty on my chest and stomach too
>even coming in on my back
>shit facial hair

GOD DAMNIT! My dad had a full beard and grandfather had a fucking handlebar moustache when he was like 12

>>76483214

brown people have a lot more evolving to do to catch up with us white folk

>>76483263
Send me those please

>>76483263
>A Field in England

Patrician taste

>>76483270
Beautiful jawline though no homo

Literally and unironically just been hacked by Russians.

Got a text from 'MSFT' on my phone saying someone tried to log into my email. *********@hotmail.c*.uk. Obviously first instict was a scam, so I ignored the link on my phone, went to my computer, signed in to the account. Sure as shit a notice that someone else has accessed my account. So I changed my password, then the screen I was left on was the last step of closing my email account, at which time microsoft had text me.

I went on to recent activity on my account. Two sign ins from IP addresses in Panama, and earlier in the week, Russia. The activity from the Russian IP was 3 successful syncs of my account, the more recent one attempted earlier today from the IP in panama, the session activity just says 'Unusual activity'

How fucked am I? Anyone else had this happen?

>>76483263
Yesterday I heard the movei Stay should be good

what's your favourite disney cartoon

Still just smiling about pulling a 9 2bh. Have a feeling this is the start of a hot-streak this summer

any lads have experience with tinder in Japan
looking for more than a hug btw

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>>76483270
same
does you facial hair grow quickly after shaving but then go slow and patchy

>>76483321
lady & the tramp

>>76483328
Congrats on fucking a hot girl but ratings are subjective.

I've fucked girls before where I've thought they were 9's and my mates said they were more like 7's. its all subjective.

Also photos don't do people justice and you might think someone is really sexy irl but not so attractive in a photo.

>>76483343
I do. Stayed there for two weeks. Perhaps the easiest country in the world. Easier than Thailand for sure.

It's about time the young wrestled back control of the future destiny of this country from the rancid, self serving, self centered, bigoted elderly generation we have right now.
I hate myself that I am even saying those words and I know there is a sizeable minority of the elderly who are an asset to this country but I mean every one of those words.
On the whole they are a disgrace. They had free Uni tuition, stable well paying jobs for life with a whopping pension at the end of it, they bought their houses for a pittance which ended up being worth so much they could buy second houses with the profits. They took it all, then pulled up the ladder and now dare to sneer down their noses at today's young.

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https://twitter.com/stamp_1878/status/878002895035158528

>>76483387
Fair point. She's certainly objectively attractive as shes the intern every bloke in the office has been trying to fukc

>>76483321
Alice in Wonderland

>>76483394
taken from reddit?

anyone that isn't a nonce

>>76483394
>young wrestled back control of the future destiny of this country
no skills, think anime pictures are the same as human contact, weak as fuck, enrich their brains with youtube facts and opinions. nah lad.

>>76483358
It grows pretty fast yeah but I wouldn't say it grows in too patchy. What you see is how it grows but its not good enough.

Thankfully Its still seems to be growing in and if you look closely you can see lots of tiny little hairs in the bald areas coming through so I'm hoping in a year or two it will have filled in....

>>76483264
hmm creative solution

>>76483305
please help. i am dripping in anxiety sweat

>>76483328
i bet she isnt a 9

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WTF what happened to him?

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Pulled this 9 last night
Still buzzing

>>76483321

fantasia

>>76483321
mulan, moana, tangled
in that order

>Girls don't make the first move

Yeah if you're ugly as fuck mate.

>"he" ''drives'' an automatic
kek
KEK
K E K

>>76483389
shant be believing jap girls would fuck a brown mong sorrry lad

>>76483270
stop posting this all the time crimson chin

>>76483272
They were stealing the oil thats why they died

>>76483458
emai lall your contacts telling them it has happened and to contact you by phone if they get weird email from you like req for money. check your mail and thin kwhat could someone do with this info. if you have bank stuff or similar tell them all now so you are covered. all your synced shit is theirs to play with and use as id or otherwise.

>>76483499
'orke
>>76483513
'eed

>>76483270
we are number one

I'm convinced that if I put in even the slightest amount of effort I could get a 7/10 gf pretty easily, but there's just a mental block which means I have no desire to pursue girls. Still find them attractive and masturbate regularly, but I have literally never made a move on a girl and now that I don't go to clubs, I haven't had sex in 5 years.

>>76483407
bit obsessed

>>76483515
I haven't posted in like 2 months

Is the Algerian the worst poster in /brit/? I think he might be. I have not once replied to it, not a single time, in fact, this is the first time I have so much as acknowledged it's existence. I wish everyone else would just ignore it so it would go away.

just knocked back 2 co-codamol

worried the instant noodle pot snack with added fridge raiders roast chicken bits and mug of milk won't be enough to line my stomach against the corrosive elements of the pharmaceuticals

>>76483513
what are the advantages to driving a manual over an automatic?
or is this just one of those dumb toxic masculinity british driving culture things?

>>76483305

Change your password to a series of Numbers and letters. Then write it down in the back of a random book or something. Physical flaws like that a better than a shitty password. And do those extra security things like the Phone texts and maybe email Microsoft security or something

>>76483555
that would be Danelad mate

bantering yanks about manual transmission is fun but honestly if all cars in europe switched to automatic overnight i wouldn't miss manual for a second

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>>76483533
>we are number one
you bastard

>>76483526
Bit racist. I think you meant to say they were reappropriating their stolen resources.

wonder if that guy who posted here about having cancer has died yet

>>76483533
Audibly keked

>>76483561
30/500?

At one point I could do 300mg of codeine and barely feel anything so yeaaaah, I had to kick that shite.

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genuinely HATE how hyenas get a bad rap for being scavengers when they in fact kill way more of their prey than lions

lions actually acquire a substantial amount of their food from stealing the kills from hyenas and other predators

but of course hyenas are ugly and lions are big and regal looking so got to give the audience what they want to see cause they watched some stupid cartoon in the 90s

AAAARGGGGHHH

>>76483555
He's good at winding up some of the gimps on here tbf

>>76483598
nope

>>76483580
I'm so used to old cars I dont feel comfortable with modern manual, can't think of driving automatic

>>76483608
HDF pls go

Can't believe i pulled a 9

anynone else pulled a 9 before? i know im not the only normie in here.

Alan need not respond, no non-white that horrible looking could pull anything higher than a 5

Is city of God a good film or is it just Alberto barborossa stealing shit?

Whatever happened to that lad whos dad got done for nonceing?
Did he ever post any updates

>>76483608
t. hyena

>>76483564
Fun
better for a lot of British road conditions (roundabouts, twisties etc)
cheaper to maintain
Better fuel economy in used ones, but comparable or slightly worse when compared to new autos/CVTs (CVTs make the car feel like a milk float though)

>>76483607
>30/500?
yes. I don't know what that means but that's what it says.

>>76483499

women would rather SHARE a chad than settle for someone in their own league

hyenas are fucking elite

76483499
76483548
76483514
I won't be taking the desperate plea for a (you) but I sympathise. Will go out to do the laundry. Enjoy the Michael Cera lifestyle goys hahaha

>>76483608: fun fact: hyena vagina

>>76483647
>better for a lot of British road conditions (roundabouts, twisties etc)
how?

>>76483633
Muhammad pulled a 9.

Nice to see you following in his footsteps ya nonce twat

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>>76483653
Chad is mine. Back the fuck off.

>>76483598
There was a guy here who left instructions for his dad to post about a funeral once he died

pretty sure someone from here turned up

>>76483650
>30/500
30mg of codeine, 500mg of paracetamol.

>>76483664
How do I adopt the "Alan lifestyle"

>tfw receding hairline

genuinely hurts to live

>>76483633
Pathetic.

no point saying you pulled a 9 with no pictures

>>76483679
does she have a feminine penis?

>work in 14 hours

looks like someone struck a nerve haha

>>76483710
*pretends not to recognise*

>>76483608
everyone thinks hyenas are runts because they

look like runts
sound like runts
act like runts
smell like runts (probably)
have a runt name

all the same reasons people think lions are deanos. they look and act like deanos.

imagine actually being a hyena ,how mad would that be

>>76483653
This is undeniable, in uni every girl seemed to be involved with a guy but only a fraction of the guys seemed to have girls regularly.

Came to realise a small amount of guys were getting a hell of a lot more shagging done than most. Women didn't mind waiting for them to finish with another before their turn. Mental.

>>76483668
Autos can't read the road ahead and can try to change gear at an inappropriate time

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>>76483699
You can't.

>>76483735
haha mental

>>76483708
I mean, you don't think you're even average looking right?

I'm a 6'3 white guy with a full head of hair. When talking pulling you and me shouldn't even be in the same conversation.

You stay with your sub 6's and chinks. I'll stay in my first world country and pull white girls. Can't imagine moving to a sex tourist country to try and pull. ooph

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>>76483710

wearing robert geller trackies wbu?

>whoopi goldberg voiced one of the hyenas in the lion king

wtf

>>76483694
oh right, thanks.

Gym tonight or go out on the piss instead lads? I can tell you now I won't be doing both.

>>76483633
yea i reckon i've shagged a 9 (wifed her up n all)

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>>76483701
prepubescent thai girls dont mind it, apparently

>>76483813
don't care

>>76483780
Sure, my dude.

should I put an egg through my spaghetti bolognese

*puts a willy on the screen*
part of channel 4's gay season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xh2YpA1JzE

such crafty fuckers

>>76483699

flee to Asia and have sex with children

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love hyenas

CANT FIND A FUCKING BARBER

>>76483831
Fucking skyking

snake in the tunnel lads

post willies, lads.

>>76483607

such a runt addiction

>>76483856
such a beautiful country

>>76483837
umm ok

>>76483561
think you'll be fine with 16mg of codeine lol

alan is a bit upset

boss wants me to wake up early on my day off to text him my shifts
don't know why he can't just remember what I told him

>>76483869
http://imgur.com/a/iMgVS
your turn

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The gf

>>76483880
Some people put Nutella on anything...

>>76483867
benis in vagina?

>>76483880

>White people food

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>>76483831
Ayy thanks for saving that one. The old Rogaine has truly done wonders. Please keep this one safe for me to compare in 6 months.

>>76483528
>>76483570
I updated my password to wone I will remember, but it's super giga mega long. it's an old email account, but it's linked to my paypal. my billing info on there is years and years out of date, like three houses ago. It said they logged in under the alias "my skype username". I have no skype credit and my payment details on there are also years and years out of date. Sooo, short of stealing my contacts, an outdated address, cancelled cards, all they could really have is my name, right? So, I should be safe? Literally bet it was the gubbermint and mummy may.

>>76483951
OMG OMG OMG PLS BE MY GF (MALE)

>>76483709
Nah I sent my mates a picture of her.

They're saying she's an 8 but think its just jealousy

>>76483997
alright then x

>>76483305
My job

>>76484007
post her pic

Fell asleep at the wheel of a spaceship going 20x the speed of light earlier. Was only out for 10 seconds but when I woke I'd overshot the space station by millions of miles. Perfectly safe, there's fuck all to crash into in space. Did mean a bit of bactracking though.

>>76483710
I literally do not know what this is or why people keep posting it, and no one will tell me. hate being shut out of new memes. Cunts.

reckon the left is over-politicising the grenfell tower disaster

>>76484037
quite doxxable im afraid

>>76484056
it's the opening for a series of very hardcore porn videos

>>76484019
when will u come to russia for cultural exchange? if u know what I mean

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What is the first one? I can't recognize that ensign or read Korean

>>76482567
Ths is undenyably beautiful

probably one of the worst things I ever saw on youtube was a bunch of hyenas eating a zebra alive

at one point it turned out that it was a pregnant zebra, as was made evident when one hyena ripped it out of the zebra's stomach and ran off with it, while the mother zebra was still fucking alive and groaning accordingly the whole time

>nature

>>76482757
Used to have such a thing for her before they turned shite

>>76482760
Literally all Aussies that come to the UK do it to travel Europe, not to live in Europe.

>>76484341
proofs

>>76484134
South Africa

>>76482854

looks like you just need to rescue your father from the belly of the whale so you can return a hero (jesus)