Americans please explain this. I don't get it

one of the biggest scams in history

Started as a joke, it unironically started becoming economically profitable and it's trying so hard to continue that way

>>76480148
We wuz aliens n sheeeiut

considering how much (((they))) tell us it's fake and a scam I'm starting to believe Scientology is a good thing

>>76480301
end your life

>>76480148
raelians> scientology

This is the final culmination of Protestantism.

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>>76480301

>>76480217
Yes.

It's a cult like any other. It still triggers the same base instinct humans have for religion despite the lack of mainstream social acceptability other religions have.

>>76480148
I remember Fallout games having Hubologists and Dead Space having Unitologists and both were pretty fucked in their heads. Arent those based on these fuckers?

>>76480301
>exclusive network of high class corporate contacts
>open access to all of Hollywood
>numerous self help techniques that are proven effective
>rigorous enforcing of personal responsibility and social etiquette
>higher up the OT pyramid (not a scheme) you get to freely beat up your lackeys as much as you want
>badass looking sailor uniform
>free tractor at the end
All for the low low price of $1000000, its a no-brainer anon

>>76480695
the beating up your subordinates part sounds really enticing.

We need to get /pol/ to mass convert to scientology

>>76480148
It's a cult, what's there to explain

Might as well ask Japan what's up with Aum Shinrikyo

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>>76480148
really makes you think