Australia is not meant for human habitation. Where would you

New Zealand

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>>76474833
>Common Death Adder

>>76474833
they're fine where they are
but when they say "WE'RE FULL", better believe it

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To Siberia, before they all die from skin cancer

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Daily reminder that Australia unironically has fire tornadoes

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And here is the 11/10

>>76474833
>Where would you relocate 24 million Aussies?

To concentration camps.

>>76474833
Redback spiders should be on there instead of trapdoor spiders. They are tough as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRxzm6qpTw

>>76474833
That's what they get when their ancestors do crime against the queen.

Those Irukandji things are scary as hell because you simply can't see them. If you spot an Emu you can call the army or something, but tiny translucent things in the water will kill you and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>76475205
this

always thought they were the cuntiest of all aussie critters

fuck australia and everything living on it


and around it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnA5DT3ilQw&ytbChannel=Liquid%20Vision

>>76474929
fuck that shit man


hell on earth


no wonder australian here are always on the edge

>>76475349
The advice they always give is to just "punch it in the nose" and the shark will go away, but how the fuck are you meant to do that when they come out of nowhere that fast? Disturbing 2bh

>>76475463
no shit you dont even have time to take out a knoife and you can kiss a chunk of your ass goodbye if you dont happen to spot it fast enough.

gotta have 360 vision in the water

>>76474833
Canada, of course.

Imagine the amount of Bantz/butthurt it would cause.

>>76475463
>haha just punch that fast-as-shit man eating predator in the nose if it wants to tear of your leg mate

>a wildfire threatening your house? haha just pull down your pants and try to piss it out. don't be pussy mate

>>76474833
You can relocate a couple of them (females) in my bed

Kaliningrad

>>76474833
Chernobyl. They will feel like home.

>>76475570
Imagine the Asians

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>>76474833
>tfw remember a goana eating a rabbit long ago

bad feels man

They can all move to Whistler.

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>>76474833
>forgetting the deadliest australian animal of them all

>>76474833
>Where would you relocate 24 million Aussies?
to my dick, if you catch my drift

>>76480199
this, aussie guys are really hot

natural selection at its finest

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>>76479585

only australians can die to a cone snail

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>>76480382
>>76480199

>>76474833
>Honey Bee
now I'm scared

the american midwest

>>76475205
>>76474833
>76474833

>Irukandji

These things are fucking hardcore

" Irukandji syndrome includes an array of systemic symptoms, including severe headache, backache, muscle pains, chest and abdominal pain, nausea and vomiting, sweating, anxiety, hypertension, tachycardia and pulmonary edema."

Also

"One unusual symptom associated with the syndrome is a feeling of "impending doom".[8] Patients have been reported as being so certain they are going to die, they beg their doctors to kill them to get it over with."

It's rarely fatal, but that symptom in particular scares me.

>>76474946
Reminder that the entire Australian continent lost a war with these birds.

>killed by fucking birds

Again?

In hell