/brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMYrq8Px_E

Tommy Robinson gets his haircut in Sports Direct

>sorry! that page doesn't exist!

ALL JANNIES ARE BASTARDS

Would it be accurate to consider the Kurds a sort of middle-east poland, pre-WW1?

Labour are the party of arrogant lazy students, sponging immigrants and workshy scroungers

>>76475091

Still really qt

>>76475043
looks like he deleted it

POPOPOPOPOPOPOPOOOOOPO P OP OO PO PO PO PO PO PO POPPO OPOP=OOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POPOPOPOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

reckon i shall make new friends but cba

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gf just sent this

escape from feeling and thought

>>76475154
bleached hair no thanks

Tommy Robinson owns a tanning salon
>He literally makes Britain browner

>>76475146
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>76475154
tell her shes a nigger

>>76475183
Fuck off Mr serious

*wondering how many brackets I should put around the term 'Rebel Media' before I mention them in my next post about tommy robinson*

>He lives up the hill from me.
>I saw him once in the local PC World, asking a rather nervous employee about hacking. I was waiting in the queue nearby and when the employee left to get supervisor help, he turned and asked to nobody in particular "What do you want from me? Why are you hacking my Microsoft Edge?".
>I engaged by asking what's up with his laptop, and he leered at me and said his Microsoft Edge was freezing up.
>I suggested he move to Firefox or even Chrome, and see if that helped at all. He then stood perfectly still, stared me down and said, "You'd like me to do that wouldn't you?".
>Since then, he has noticed me in public a few times and immediately started calling me out for stalking him.
>He's fairly infamous around Wycombe.

Extended Tim lore

>>76473693
>>76475128
>>76475152
>>76475154
>>76475171
>>76475175

WTF I though we voted Brexit?????????

>>76475200
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

haven't suntanned in about seven years time

My radcen policies:
>completely copy france's healthcare system top to bottom
>cap university fees at 10 grand a year but force unis to give out more scholarships to poor people
>ban all faith schools
>state-run schools not allowed to become minority-majority and get shut down if they are
>legalise weed, decriminalise mdma, hallucinogens and reduce prison sentences for heroin, coke and the other big boys
>make fluent english (c1 in the cefra) a requirement for british residency with all those failing forced to pay for 6 week courses or deported

>>76475144
>https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/878940114889707520

wat was it

decipher vs. nocturnal ritual

>>76475209
I voted brexit tbqh

>>76475183

heh.. come back when your layers of irony and in double digits kid... heh

Paris is a fucking hellhole

a fucking grim dire shithole

>>76475216
>paying 10k for uni
hahhaaha fuckign brits

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>>76475207
lmao

>>76475204
its called the rabbi media lad

>>76475219
dunno, I'm not the OP

business idea: resurrect God

>>76475232
went there the other weekend, it's actually really nice

>>76475245
**10k per year
and yes, our higher education is vastly superior to yours, so we pay a bit more

>still caring about Tim

are you literally 12 or 13 years old?

>>76475043
>>76475219
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/edl-founder-tommy-robinson-caught-10684559

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can hear the drums and in flutes on the streets outside lads

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>My radcen policies:

>>76475216
sounds good

>watching The Great Wall

the special effects are shite. looks like a fucking PS2 game

hate the right and left
love the radical centre

simple as x

>>76475232
he says with a british flag
shut the fuck up you're not even in town. if u were i would brick you

>>76475268
>a bit more
its like 200 for a year and it can get erased to 0 if you're from a modest household

http://www.strawpoll.me/13281386

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having a read

paris is actually an alright place

>>76473580
>le MI5 face

>>76475296
Kek

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>>76475207
creasing

>>76475278
isnt that gun called the taig kneecapper or something?

>>76475301
Cringe

>>76475265
Only God can revive the dead

business idea: EPL (english protection league)

>>76475300
what is this?

will heem any one of you runts who pretends his student debt is a noticeable drain on his finances

>>76475207
source?

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hacks on my PC

Need to do a poo but phone is only on 40% battery

lomdon is fucking crowded

went to Hyde park on a sunny weekend and there were literally people every 3 metres in every direction covering this giant park

too many fucking people

What kind of pictures should I use for Tinder

>>76475333
a poll

Student debt made me homeless

>>76475340
What student debt? ;^)

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idk the reviews are pretty good

>>76475353
Pic of you ideally

London is the worst urban area in this country bar none

just had the bailiffs round to scoop all the knowledge from my degree out cos i didn't pay my loans

>>76475207
I've seen Tim in Central Oxford 2bh.

Didn't approach the poor fella

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NTD1JHCmKw

3:33

>>76475373
In all fairness London is the only decent place in the country

london is actually an alright place

>>76475343
>>>/x/19196916

>>76475357
*heems you with a firm left hook, then follows it up with a nifty uppercut knocking you out cold*

warned you kid

>>76475352
the princess diana memorial garden is really cool
went there when it rained and it was nice

London is fucking beautiful

>>76475353
ones of your ripped abs, ones with your mates (of whom you are the tallest), ones with a pet and one with another girl (at least 8/10)

>>76475407
if its /x/ its probably just a larp

Visiting Marx's grave in London tomorrow

>>76475407
>/x/
ah yes, renowned for their totally true, not made up stories

>>76475390
I'm sure the Congo is an ok place if you grew up there too

>>76475392
you're a kraut so can be forgiven for being wrong

>>76475390
nah
top tier:
>london
>bristol
>edinburgh
>york

good tier:
>manny
>leeds
>exeter
>cardiff

actually an alright place tier:
>plymouth
>brum

shit tier:
>swansea
>bradford
>many others

London is a literal utopia

>>76475407
>I suggested he move to Firefox or even Chrome, and see if that helped at all. He then stood perfectly still, stared me down and said, "You'd like me to do that wouldn't you?".
grim

willy goes very little after gym :3

do girls find Oberyn attractive? if he let his hair grow he'd look like a fucking caveman

>>76475433
I have none of these pics

>>76475450
newcastle is top tier

76475450

>the runt p

London, Edinburgh and Birmingham are objectively the top tier cities of the UK

need a bf

>>76475480
made a mess of that didn't I haha

>>76475492
One if those is not like the others

is edinburgh the least controversial top tier uk city?

>>76475492
Liverpool is miles better than any of those raj shitholes

>>76475480
>not even @
bit disappointed there

>>76475492
>Birmingham

the biggest shithole on earth
nothing can be more grim

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why does Tim make a point of telling us the exact date and where he is (sunday 25th of june in my rented flat in high wycombe) in every video? what does he think the benefit of this is?

>>76475508
Hang your head in shame and refrain from posting here for a period of 72 hours days

>>76475492
t. sheed

I use crude photoshops of myself saving a baby from a burning building, building a school in Africa, deadlifting 400kg and driving a super yacht

>>76475472
wouldn't know (haven't been (am southern))

>>76475518
hmm no
liverpool is on "good" tier with manny and exeter

>>76475510
>>76475518
>>76475527
>>76475534
I see the Birmingham smear campaign is still in full effect
Sad

>>76475531
If only I could leave

>>76475531
>a period of 72 hours days
made a mess of that didn't I haha

>London, York, Bath, Harrogate, Edinburgh, Bristol

everything else should be nuked

>>76475550
wow thats terrible

she wants a man from brum

>>76475530
>why does Tim
hes insane

>>76475450
Brum's problems:
>transport is a nightmare - horrendously slow, and expensive
>city planning is JUST tier whereby the city centre is isolated from the neighbourhoods by this weird waste land of motorways, post industrial and council estate developments
>entire population is Deanos, rasheeds and tyrones
>homeless people all over the icty centre
>literally only 2-3 parts of brum are at all salvagable the rest is just ghettos and suburbs

benefits of brum:
>food is cheap and top tier
>drink is cheap
>more or less anything you can find in london you can find in brum
>not far from anywhere
>nice areas are genuinely nice
>bantersome place

>>76475472
Newcastle is good tier

>>76475515
its full of scots so its shit

>>76475558
t. tarquin

theory: gay people like to bullshit
ergo: bullshitters are gay

>>76475558
Canterbury

>>76475566
More canals than Venice mate

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Me second from the right

Aleppo is a nicer place to live than Birmingham

>>76475566
i live here lad
love it desu (selly anyway)

>>76475530
>ascribing logic to the methods of a deluded schizophrenic

would absolutely ruin any of you runts

>>76475584
his dad looks unhappy

Anyone who doesn't think Birmingham is a grim shithole is a sheed
Prove me wrong

>>76475602
Phwoar

>>76475573
>its full of scots

Edinburgh is just an English outpost

>>76475603
*unsheathes katana* heh... a challenge...

>>76475558
>bath
>york
>harrogate
ah yes
chinese tourists

Leeds is so shit

Visited Oxford once

Everyone was tall. intelligent and beautiful. felt so out of place

>>76475602
goodness me

post more rileys

>>76475566
motorways in the city centre is yank tier

>>76475584
literally why don't they give trannies testosterone so they feel manly

>>76475623
even one scot is too many scots

>>76475602
bit jewish

>>76475602
>tfw someone points out her bog-eye and you can never un-see it

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>>76475583
yeah, but besides the canals in the city centre, the canals can get pretty grim la.

here's a pic i took
>>76475587
grew up there
>selly
alright area 2bh, but p much just for students la

>>76475566
>more or less anything you can find in london you can find in brum
even got a pret in grand central now haha

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>>76475636
Refrain

Passing through the ol' elephant and castle lads

Front seats on the top of the bus woi oi

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>>76475636

>>76475647
love imperfections
love snaggleteeth
love wonky eyes
love asymmetrical noses

hate birthmarks

simple as

>>76475634

Didn't get this impression at all, I just saw lots of effeminate runts in expensive clothes, at 6'0 I was still significantly above average
Were a lot of very fit birds though I have to admit

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thoughts lads?

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Queen of brit and int

>>76475661
grand central is literally for londoners
>wasabi
>pret
>other poncey shit

catch me down eat4less ngl

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>>76475636

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The absolute state of yanks

>>76475653
the canals are pretty cool imo. Makes me feel v edgy walking along them

>>76475693
Is it true most gay pornstars aren't even gay? Which leads on to my next question how do they maintain an erection?

>>76475676
phwoar lads

>>76475693
the more gay porn that is posted here the more I understand why many gays have said I am attractive

>>76475698
>not greggs

sick of southerners me

>>76475647
why would you do this to us?

asian girls in london are cuter than asian girls in paris
theyre more east asian than south east asian methinks

>>76475735
don't you mean radical midlanders?

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>>76475693
Good post

Me n the lads

>>76475721
probably use drugs or something

>>76475714
this is canada

>>76475698
Pret is good

desu outside of London the nightlife in any UK city is beyond shit-tier

Inb4 muh WHP, muh sub club

never understood fear of needles
always the "hard" kids at school who hated them
bloody poofs

>>76475676
I have no images on my phone which can convey my feelings, shall have to make do with a mmmmmm

>>76475758
same thing

>>76475721
idk, viagra I suppose

>>76475727
maybe you should let me test your cock

>>76475756
I think they're very posh and wealthy
I agree they are cute

started smoking lads

how cool am I?

>nightlife
FONT

the only nightlife i need is weed and masturbation and thats the same anywhere

HOWLING

https://youtu.be/2NTD1JHCmKw
https://youtu.be/2NTD1JHCmKw

will never watch anything posted here that isn't a YT link

>>76475774
its proper mint in newcastle

>>76475806
just fuck my shit up

>>76475774
*goes to free parties*
*goes to squat raves that stay open for more than 4 hours*
*goes to cheap bars*
*buys a pint for less than an hours work*
heh... nothin personnel, city cuccboi

>london

has great parts and dire parts
don't overblow it

>>76475799
vaping is cool now, smoking is for nerds

*sends oxford health into the thread so they can install hacks on /brit/*

Northerner here. Never been to -
>pret a manger
>waitrose
>yo sushi

>>76475791
here the east asians are wealthy and poshos too while the south east asians like cambodian, vietnamese and all are more middle class
there's lots of half french half asian too. all french dads. the older gen had a big yellow fever or something

>>76475826
heh housies heh

>>76475775
ah yes the hard kids

one used to pick on me in primary school but then he topped out at about 5'6 so I heemed him in y10 then mocked him for being a midget until he left

>>76475774
not really

>>76475439
I hope you spit on it

Southerner here. Never been to -
>a mosque
>the job centre
>a mine

>>76475844
mostly dire

>>76475470
you can't use virgin pictures mate, give your head a wobble

>>76475856
Who's that half frog half Viet tennis qt
She's piff

>>76475849
i'm from the north and I sat in a pret while waiting for some friends to show up. had some fancy fruit smoothie thing, was ok

LADS

does anyone know the name of that chubby lad who is around 20?

the one who supports the green party

>>76475880
that's extra 4 pounds

>>76475849
pret is the only semi ok thing on that lis
booths is better than Waitrose anyway

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>>76475881

>>76475902
you haha

what is the slaggiest girls name?

>>76475909
Wahey

>>76475911
Chantelle

not gay just like things up my bum
nowt wrong with that

>>76475902
sounds like a daniel or an alex

>>76475911
your moms

>>76475911

Millie

>>76475925
i think you win

>>76475911
anything that ends in "ii"

>>76475911
Emma, emily

decided to get a large fungal infection on my back just for bants
unironically getting my sweat glands removed because it's just not okay for this to keep happening

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>>76475886
alizé lim

>>76475959
Nice

>>76475911
chelsea

>>76475942
Wii

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Me playing some B-ball earlier.

>>76475942
edit: any name that substitutes y for i
eg. robyn

Times when London is a good place to live

1. You have over 7 figures in your bank accounts and at least one house worth over 2 million you own

that's it

>>76475985
ayyy

never been in a pret

never been in any sort of cafe

too poor simple as

>>76475985
>m-manlets btfo, 230cm masterrice

>>76475911
Gemma
Louise
Chelsea
Lauren
Stacy
Sally
Kirsty

>>76475992
you might as just well say "people" we all know the poors aren't people

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You arrive in Bristol.

I think I take too much pleasure in wiping my arse.

>>76475927
not gay but I like dicks in my mouth and being forcefully fucked
nothing wrong with that either

>>76476014
>first gfs name was unironically gemma louise

>>76475992
not actually true, you can live very well on a 5 figure household income in london

>>76475985
>that fucking neck

>>76476036
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>76476036
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

so is Pogeymaahn completely off the hook now or what?

>>76476027
many Asians fit that criteria and they aren't people either, yet they can still enjoy living in London

>>76476034
favourite gimmick tbqh

Work in 16 hours lads

>>76476038
>gf
Fuck off normie

>>76476050
>>76476064
favourite gimmick tbqh

public transport outside of london is non-existent

FOY

>>76476072
shite taste

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you arrive in paris

>>76476077
I'm on holiday next week so not for me haha

BIG SMELLY POO

>>76476094
FONS

fuck yanks

>>76476034
actually thats Egypt in 3000bc

>>76476096
not very nice

>>76476103
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chuckle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>76476093
good job everyone has a car then hmm

you DO have a whip right?

if you want to survive you must stay with us

>>76476116
are you literally 5000 years old?

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what the fuck

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>>76476106
FONZ

>Confederations Cup match on ITV

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FOOTBALL TOURNAMENTS ARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i dont smoke da reefa

76476123

that would be because you are a yank who doesn't belong here
shoo

>>76476129
thats just not on

>>76476129
arrogant surfers

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*dabs*

>>76475735
eat4less is chpeaer.

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Why dont they just blow it up?

its underwater so nothing would happen

>>76476125
imagine not being able to drive haha

>>76476134
thought i was dyslexic for a second there reading that hehe

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>>76476154
>>76476154
I feel a strong sense of belonging to /brit/

bit peckish lads, think I'll pop to the fridge for that scotch egg I've been saving

Won't be a tick

>>76476144
ah yes, le 'grown men throw themselves to the ground under the slightest touch' sport
opiate of the uberrunt

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anyone find it odd how mmo players always say devs should only charge for cosmetic stuff but complain when cosmetic stuff is the price of a full expansion when devs have to make up for the cost of free expansions?

>>76476167
creasing

>>76476134
Ah yes the Welsh """""language"""""

>>76476134
north and west welsh are not people

>>76476175
Thatcher? Not a fan.

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

>>76476163
this shit too strong for my taste

never bought anything in EAT/pret even after living in london for 2 years.

only thing like that i ever did was finessing those closing time Itsus

>>76476158
I wonder what would happen if it actually exploded

Thatcher ruined this country

>>76476184
wouldn't pay much attention to adults who spend hours every day watching pixels

wouldn't pay much attention to anybody over the age of 16 who plays video games to be honest

>>76476216
t. 19 year old student

>>76476205
so he doesnt love the world then. just believers.

Blair is not a war criminal you commie bastards

>>76476205
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

>>76476230
>muh service industry

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>>76476240

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what's it all about then lads

>>76476216
*steals your milk*

what now kid

what you lads doing for eid tomorrow then?

>>76476264
GCHQ

>>76476261
haha

>>76476113
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chuckle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

Tony Blair was a Zionist shill planted to destroy the UK through mass immigration.

>>76476218
>wouldn't pay much attention to anybody over the age of 16 who plays video games to be honest
This 2bh.

the way neckbeards get all political over computer games is fucking cringewrothy.

>>76476264
I'm not sure you realize you just posted cp

>>76476262
have children and raise them to not be fuck-ups
thats the closest thing we have to a purpose

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ98gUGVYh0

>>76476264
nonce

>>76476289
>le ebin redpill XDD

>>76476205
three words that destroy the bible:

but why tho?

>>76476264
>gif
fuck off

>>76476264
Don't care about who its staffed by just not looking to pay 2.40 for a baguette when i can pay a squid isntead.

>>76476262
Back when it snowed heavily in like 2010 and everything shut down for several days the cat jumped down from his tree and fell into the snow, literally couldn't see him and had to dig him out by following his meows

was screeching for several minutes, bet he wasn't expecting that haha

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>Thatcher? Not a fan.

>>76476275
going to prague to get proper shitfaced

>>76476289
no he was actually a capitalist shill planted to destroy the welfare state through mass privatisation

>>76476321
I thought paddies were honorable catholics

>>76476275
going to prague to check out the vibrant gay scene

>>76476322
This
Post webms

>>76476287
new favourite gimmick tbqh

NEW

>>76476349
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>>76476325
yeah buts it greggs

>>76476338
I too support Marxism

*shags you*

haha only joking I'm really a rorke

>>76476346
I am above my brethren

>spending all day playing video games
Literally a modern day don quixote
Grim

>>76476287
no, I was trying to solicit homosexual intercourse