the 'olks edition
plymouth is actually an alright place
>>76473533
me hanging on the wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNlSqA5V6fA
*commits heresy*
Aish
anime
>turtleheading
>no toilet paper
>turn on pop music channel this morning
>generic racially-ambiguous female pop group singing about big cocks and girl power
>ft. generic nigger 'grime' rapper
Perhaps the 'sheeds are right
bone thugs n harmony did quite the work on the harmony in their songs
>>76473586
how did things come to this
>>76473550
are you sure about that?
Recovering from a very hot explosive diarrhoea, wasnt sure if I was gonna make it out alive for a second
Do not envy woman, cant even imagine what childbirth must be like
>>76473589
Muslims have come to save Britain yet the British turn them away
Feel quite bad for Prince Harry. Do you think he ever gets to meet his real father, even in secret?
*puts on jeans and a coat*
all ready to go boys
only 28 out, bit chilly
Eid Mubarak! I hope you're all safe. Alhumdullilah.
>>76473658
*runs you over*
>>76473655
met some thai girls here that were genuinely cold and in jackets when it was 20 C
meant to put a funny picture in the group chat with the lads and accidentally put a picture of aisha in there haha oops x
>>76473393
It all goes to the banker bonuses doesn't it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W5O9AdbLO8
TUNE
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVsRfEKjXR-/
Fuck Barb
>>76473591
Most people don't know this, but bone thugs n harmony started as "bone thugs", a grave robbing group. It was while robbing graves they stumbled upon their talent for harmony, and a star was born.
LOVE are owen, little qt he is
>>76473708
>some brown ayy lmao with bolt ons
State of you
>>76473702
have posted rosy's arse dozens of times in the group chat
>>76473636
Look at some young pics of Charles
They're identical
>>76473767
poor dog
>>76473767
:3 love him
dogs in boots
>>76473767
Labour party? More like the Laborious party, how inept they are.
>>76473767
guarantee he's fucked that dog
any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?
>>76473805
>>76473767
Stop posting these reddit creatures
>>76473732
shut the fuck up you autist
>>76473822
rasheed
>>76473808
Good post
>>76473805
good boy on the left has seen some things
>>76473822
cats are the reddit animal
If brits had heard of cultural soveirgnty before conquering the world we would have flying cars by now.
>>76473663
>Get 25k for sitting on my arse
whats your job title
the day of toil approacheth
>>76473822
why do you hate dogs
>>76473839
why do you hate cats
>>76473834
>ywn have a threesome with are aish and are owen
gf and I
>>76473876
COR
>>76473864
i don't hate cats
they're just the reddit animal
>>76473876
>that face
Phwoar
What ethnicity
>>76473864
every time I go cycling some retarded dog chases me
>>76473855
i dont even know whatr that is
>>76473888
dogs are more reddit than cats. every reddit meetup pictures has a fat ass dog in
>>76473862
you shut your dirty whore mouth
>>76473888
hmmm
>>76473911
that is probably because you are a bad person and scare the poor dogs
ritalin is good for curing hangovers
makes you not care about being hungry and you have energy to get the blood pumping, get hydrated and eventually tackle some light food
>tfw Corbyn gets elected
>tfw you will NEVER be cool enough to join in the post-revolution party with Abi, Ellie, Megan, Owen and Sam.
I CANNOT deal with this feel
>>76473876
The fact you want sexually frustrated young men on the internet jacking off to a picture of you fondling your slutty girlfriend says more about you than us.
>>76473876
crickey
>>76473876
What are titties like to fondle and suckle lads?
>>76473921
>ass
FOY
>>76473939
(You)
some people are genuinely so rude here
you can tell they are probably utter unpleasant cunts in real life
>>76473921
https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/
https://www.reddit.com/r/dogs/
see for yourself
>>76473949
i don't know lad
might skive off a day this week lads. can't decide on a day though. any recommendations?
>>76473956
faggot ass bonerjockey
Just took my doggo out for a massive walk, currently cuddled up with him on the sofa and he's flat out dreaming about chasing rabbits.
Going to feed him some liver I got on offer from Tesco for 30p later :3
>>76473968
the real reddit animal is you
>>76473917
Fucking brits
>>76473839
>cats are the reddit animal
what? never heard of lulcats and caturday?
like cats
like big dogs
hate small inbred yappy shits like pugs and spaniels
>>76473985
Wahey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jUZgmmv-CU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDLoZUWhVH4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMuc9lRlMdI
love snares simple as
>>76473978
wednesday
>>76473968
not sure what I'm meant to be looking at but fuck off reddit
>more reddit than
>>76473992
no what is lolcats?
>>76473991
can you explain what it is for me please.
Got a few business ideas lads:
ban islam
ban homo propaganda
legalise decking the police if they're being cunts
>>76473968
>cats 455k subscribers
>dogs 270k subscribers
mewing at the utter state of these canine runtoids
like both dogs and cats. moreso dogs though. more hassle yes, but much better company as a whole
>>76473992
aren't lolcats prereddit
>>76474012
number of subscribers you pleb
cats is twice the size of dogs
therefore cats are the reddit animal
dogs are bro tier
>>76474006
like it
>>76474050
do it
>>76474053
Janny banny this fanny
>>76474049
>DUDE DOGS ARE BRO TIER XDD
fuck off redditnova
cats are literally so shit
dogs are part of the pack
>>76473767
That's my neighbourhood, going to go give him a heem
>>76474053
doing a think
>>76474033
>admitting you're reddit
lmao
STATE of pixie lot used to think she was the fittest girl in the world
Not gonna lie. Reddit is my favourite website. Post there daily.
>>76474062
going to lad cheers
Serious samefagging going on in this thread.
*gives /brit/ a hug*
when i go outside my neighbours cat comes over and says hello and meows at me if I try to go back inside
>>76474053
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest
love dogs
love cats
love hamsters
love otters
love birds
love seals
love all mammals really
hate muslims
simple as
>>76474106
enjoy mate
Starting to feel like right now on earth I can't do jack without the man up on my back
>>76474110
*fondles you*
>>76474078
CIDF need to get back to eddit where you belong mate
>>76474085
>opening a link posted in /brit/ for a cursory glance at a specific part of the page makes you a redditor
grim
>>76474092
whats she done
>>76474110
>>76474127
not this again
Dogs are just retarded manly creatures
I guess you could like them if you're gay?
>>76474127
>>76474049
the fact that you know your way around reddit and love dogs is enough proof for me to conclude dogs are reddit
cats have always been a 4chan thing anyway
What is it with aussies and phimosis? Or is it just one poster?
>>76474130
>using reddit makes you a redditor
correct redditor
love dogs
love cats
hate pakis who don't love one or the other
>>76474161
i agree with this post
>>76474126
a bit gay
If animals were religions, dogs would be Christianity, and cats would be Islam.
I do get a good giggle when I'm at my dads and his cat is in the garden trying to creep up on birds and the scowl it gives when the bird flies off
el estoniANO
was just about to enjoy one of the best and biggest content aggregators in the history of the internet but realised that a group of self-avowed social rejects, depressed people and lonely autists have decided it's actually uncool to go on that website so just came here instead
business idea
give everyone a cat
>>76474161
got to agree with the yank on this one
Don't think I've ever met anyone who doesn't like cats
You'd have to be really fucked in the head
>>76474161
i also like 4chan
that means 4chan is also reddit
haha
>>76474184
chins are objectively the best pet
>>76474168
Every aussie
Guys, will people think i'm a fag if I say I prefer male roomates?
Just don't feel comfortable living with females
haahahahahahaha.... yeahh poo willy.... fnannyyy....faa..nynynttt....
>>76474194
thats the right attitude
Google is for cucks. I use Ask Jeeves.
>>76474227
why do you have a gif suited exactly for that post
>>76474192
Janitor
>>76473969
1. Get off your master's laptop.
2. Cats are great and you MUST show them the same love you would a dog. Some people stick a cat in a house alone for half its life and never play/take it outside.
>>76474228
guinea pigs are better
>>76474250
/v/ filename
>>76474227
nominating this for /r/retired_gifs
>>76474026
Yes, I could.
>>76474272
'ddit
>>76474272
i agree with this post
why is this sub so slow today?
>>76474260
>guinea pigs are better
not true btw
>>76474287
Posting this on /r/classic4chan
MALE RAPE ARSE POO POO WILLY IN POO WILLY MOVE POO CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM POO ARSE ARRRRRRRSSSSEEEEEE
AAAPPOOOOOOOO AROOOOROOOOOO POOOOOO FAARRRRRTT BERRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP PBRRRRRRRRRRRAPAPAPPPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPPAPAAPPAAPAPAPAAAAP
>>76474285
you sound like an english teacher haha you know what i meant haha
>>76474296
Eid
conductor we have a problem
>>76474319
Posting while doing dua
>>76474303
it actually is true btw
>yanks pay $2 million in taxes per day to maintain and operate GPS
SCreeching howling shitting farting pooing
ARSE MINGE FANNY POO WILLY ARSE MINGE FANNY POO WILLY ARSE MINGE FANNY POO WILLY ARSE MINGE FANNY POO WILLY ARSE MINGE FANNY POO WILLY ARSE MINGE FANNY POO WILLY ARSE MINGE FANNY POO WILLY ARSE MINGE FANNY POO WILLY
*presses button rapidly*
>>76474336
reminder their government spends more tax money per person on healthcare than the UK does
>>76474336
give it to the nhs!
>>76474336
Thank you yanks for keeping the world turning
I like going around parts of canada on streetview and imagining what it'd be like to live in such a wonderful country
even the shit parts look nice
>>76474364
>>76474373
GPS navigation you dimwit fucks
>Manchester By The Sea
the fuck was even the point of this movie??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Yb4x7LHhY
>>76474391
we need incubators not satnav!
>>76474391
kek
>get cat
>spend thousands over its lifetime on food, toys, equipment, insurance, vet bills
>looks down on you constantly
>hisses at you
>lets you stroke it then claws you and draws blood if you stroke it somewhere it doesn't want to be stroked
>shits, pissed, vomits and throws up hairballs all over your house
>leaves fur everywhere
>scratches all your furniture
>gives you toxoplasmosis
>eats your corpse when you die immediately
>jumps out the window and goes to live with another family and never thinks of you ever again
ah yes
POO ARSE POO POO ARSE ARSE ARSE FANNY FANNY FANNY ARSE FACE ARSE FACE FANNY FANNY FANNY FANNY FANNY ARSE WILLY FANNY ARSE FANNY WILLY POO POO BRAP BRAP POO BRAP POO BRAP POO POO BRAP POO BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS FUCK BOLLOCKS
>>76473695
I only wear it to look cool on my bike
>>76474400
it was very odd and unique
cant tell if I liked it or if it was pretentious
> smoke one cigarette
> feel awful the rest of the day
Wow, brilliant. I'm so surprised inhaling 20 of these a day kills people. It's not like my lungs, throat, and mouth don't feel immediately much worse after having one.
>>76474364
>>76474373
>>76474391
>>76474420
t. dog
has anyone told Tim that he might be being gang stalked? feel like that would be a healthy thing for him to look into in his current state
>>76474440
could spark you out in one punch easy
>>76474400
>watching american films
nonce
>>76474420
you missed out
>infects you with parasite that makes you like cats
reminder every cat supporter is literally, not figuratively, mentally ill
>>76474420
>being so autistic that you make your cat hate you
ahh yes
>>76474445
stop killing babies with your fancy cars!
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/6jcsov/am_i_the_only_person_that_hates_the_hero_worship/
reddit is full of 'sheeds
>>76474420
>toxoplasmosis
>bad
lowtest cuck detected
>>76474462
he said toxoplasmosis
>*cracks out my Carl Jung tomb on the train*
>tomb
howling at the brainlet
*overthrows the patriarchy*
listening to girly R&B
>>76474336
>>76474391
you realize your satnavs run off american satellites too right?
>Up to half of the world's population is infected by toxoplasmosis but have no symptoms.
>>76474493
ah i didn't actually read the post it was a bit long
cats are fine but dogs are clearly superior in terms of the emotional bond between owner and animal and in terms of value and usefulness to humanity.
>>76474471
>they always seem to be the biggest killers of the people of their own nations throughout history
i forgot that in both world wars the military spent all its time killing killing brits
*installs the matriarchy*
>>76474457
I've got a right hook like Krakatoa. Fight me and see what happens.
>>76474471
>am i the only person who _____
hate it
just hate it
they know damn well they're not the only person
should i put my height on my tinder or is that too cringe
>>76474235
nah, men are objectively better roommates
easy to make new mates with, always up for drinks, basically got companionship on tap
lived with three females in uni and it was HELL
messy but won't take responsibility for their mess, drama orientated, not a good idea to shag (don't shit where you eat), loud, no regard for personal space, just generally cunts
a gf is a different story mind
think i have cancer
simple as
>>76474523
bit rude that
listening to violent afro american music
>>76474420
>leaves dead animals on your floor, or live animals that will then run around your house trailing blood and shit everywhere and eventually die in a whole somewhere and make your house reek
>fights with other cats every night, keeping you awake and forcing you to take it to the vets to make it well again
*uninstalls the matriarchy*
>>76474531
*blows smoke in your face and sends you into a coughing fit*
>>76474559
just don't let it outside
>>76474501
*islam replaces patriarchy in the ensuing power vaccume*
*feminists blame whit males anyway*
>>76474434
>>76474434
it WAS really good, but pointless. there didn't seem to be any reason to make it
and now I'm going to watch The Great Wall haha
>>76474536
Is it worth mentioning? If it's noticeably below 6 foot you probably should
>>76474536
i do it and i'm """5'10""""
(5'9 really haha height queens btfo)
i'm 5'8 and get laughed at in public
listening to spanish industrial terrorcore
>>76474563
can't do that, who do you think you are
>>76474585
im tall, just see lots of girls do it so was unsure
>>76474536
nah do it, it works. got loads more matches when I put my height on the 'der (and that's all I put on my bio)
>>76474420
>spend thousands over its lifetime on food, toys, equipment, insurance, vet bills
yes? pets require maintenance and investment
>insurance, vet bills
cats can look after themselves
>looks down on you constantly
no they don't
>hisses at you
only if you're shit
>lets you stroke it then claws you and draws blood if you stroke it somewhere it doesn't want to be stroked
learn how to stroke a cat
>shits, pissed, vomits and throws up hairballs all over your house
this is why you let them go outside
>leaves fur everywhere
part and parcel of owning a pet
>scratches all your furniture
have trees in your back garden for them to scratch instead
>gives you toxoplasmosis
this isn't an issue
>>76474567
>*dodges your cloud of smoke*
>*teleports behind you*
>don't take it personal, kid
>*defeats you with Brazilian jiu-jitsu
when did cringeworthy get replaced with just cringe
I don't remember agreeing to that
>>76474577
same thing innit
>>76474611
I reckon girls do it as a 'don't message me if you're shorter than me' kind of think
>>76474575
Ah yes, so your house constantly smells of cat shit and cat piss, wonderful
>>76474630
whomst are you quotin[B]?
>>76474589
they can tell m8
>>76474639
Woah
>>76474633
cringe!
>>76474648
just get a proper litter tray
obviously horrible that 148 people died
but seriously
>“According to the initial reports, somebody tried to light a cigarette, and when the spilt fuel caught fire, leading to the tanker’s explosion,” said Jam Sajjad Hussain, spokesman for the rescue services.
no respect if you
use reddit or reddit flags
have any piercings or tattoos
don't lift
don't eat meat
don't take drugs
don't wank to facebook pictures
don't rub your nipples when wanking
don't read at least 3 books a month
watch anime
wouldn't consider buying a fleshlight
listen to asian pop music
listen to grime
watch lesbian porn
unironically watch hollywood films
unironically believe IQ is not linked to race
can't grow a beard
don't support your local team
use the terms rorke, rasheed or kek
don't know who wittgenstein was
prefer cats to dogs
use an e-reader or audiobooks
>>76474629
paki
>>76474680
all me
only 10% of antique literature got transmitted to us
bit sad when you think of it
Toxoplasma is parasite of cats that uses any warm-blooded animals as intermediate hosts. It is known to induce shifts in behavior, physiology and even morphology of its intermediate hosts, including humans. The lower second to fourth digit ratio (2D:4D ratio) in infected man and women, and higher height in infected man suggest that sex steroid hormones like testosterone could play a role in these shifts. Here, we searched for another indirect indication for a higher postnatal testosterone level, i.e. increased perceived dominance and masculinity in infected men. We showed portrait pictures of 89 male students of which 18 were Toxoplasma-infected to 109 female students. When we statistically corrected for age, men with latent toxoplasmosis were perceived as more dominant (p=0.009) and masculine (p=0.052). These results support the idea that the higher level of testosterone could be responsible for at least some of the toxoplasmosis-associated shifts in human and animal behavior.
half on these girls on tinder that are 20 look about 35, what the fuck
>>76474536
I put mine as 6'5 and I still don't get any matches
maybe cos I'm very ugly
can't tell if i'm a runt or not
pro-alpha:
>gf
>iq 130-138
>great career prospects
>degree in a good subject
>masters in an even better subject
>sociable
>donate time and money to charitable causes every week
pro-runt:
>5'9
>feminist
>the previously mentioned gf is chinese
>lib dem supporter
>don't go outside very much
>bit fat
>>76474692
>>76474673
>try to steal fuel
>start lighting fires around the fuel
not very smart
reckon if you think cats don't care about their owners you either don't have a cat or are absolute shit with cats
got a little lad that loves me massively, gets distraught when i leave rooms, spends hours laying all over me, loves a good scrap, and likes to play chase
>>76474673
Cigarettes kill millions of people every year. Now they're committing terrorist atrocities too? #boycottobacco
who is this retard pretending cats are a pain to own and cause a lot of problems
they're the most hands-off pet there is
>>76474699
>Toxoplasma
How do you tell if yoi have it
>>76474680
whats wrong with lesbian porn and ebooks?
It's
*loses virginity at 15*
Not
*takes pills*
My
*works dead end soul crushing job*
Fault
*sleeps around*
I'm
*gets drunk every weekend*
Unhappy
>>76474699
>owning cats increases your testosterone
sweet
>letting an animal shit and piss in your house
>>76474722
you like cats
>>76474722
you don't really
it's not a real issue anyway since it leaves your body after a while
>>76474715
actually nationalism is the problem here
>>76474700
excessive drinking and too much makeup isnt good for the skin
>>76474739
I has a house cat for a year a few years back
DOG OWNERS HAVE TO PICK UP THEIR DOGS SHIT (FAECES) IN PUBLIC
>tfw posting here is literally how I spend all my free time
How did it end up like this
>>76474702
Definite runt
is it too late to save yanks?
>>76474711
people are saying they were desperate but this just looks like dumb opportunism to me
overturned oil tankers are VERY dangerous and that's not secret western knowledge
>>76474772
their white guy looks like a wog
>make brekkie
>come back
>dogrunts are upset about something irrelevant again
whats new
>>76474700
>why do slaggy bints looking for a quick shag look so run down
keeping pets is psychopathic
especially keeping a bird in a cage
brappffftt
>>76474702
>he had to get a gook
>>76474788
Arabs are white in the US census
>>76474779
if it was a western oil tanker it wouldn't have leaked
>>76474779
>that's not secret western knowledge
you'd be surprised. I bet the average paki doesn't know that it is flammable
>>76474804
she is the aforementioned multi millionaire
she needs a visa as well so i genuinely might be getting married this year haha
(not helping my runt score i know)
>>76474799
Dude weed lmao
>>76474793
Hello cat
mad how they still find unexploded WW2 bombs
>>76474798
yeh cant abide that personally.
i love dogs but would only own them if i lived in the country and was able to give them long walks every day. feel sorry for the huskies and such living a shitty existence in cities.
>>76474772
at least the blacks are keeping their population under control via gang warfare
762 murders in chicago last year, most of them would have fathered at least another 5 criminals each
why was jezza at glastonbury? Do politicians often go there?
>>76474838
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Richard_Montgomery
sharemiaow need to leave
>>76474799
youre just know shes a fat sack of shit in real. look at those arms
>>76474714
they're solitary animals but they can become comfortable with certain people if they earn their trust and don't see them as a direct threat or competitor for food
its the same with how animal trainers can become 'friends' with tigers and lions etc
>>76474840
Kek
>>76474838
there were a lot of them
>>76474728
sounds a lot better than sitting around doing nothing every day like what I do. Haven't made contact with a human for days apart from /brit/
>>76474840
>>76474849
In British culture every year one old person is sent to Glastonbury so they can tell the other old people what the kids are doing these days.
This year, they sent Jeremy Corbyn.
>>76474838
there's a 50,000lb WW1 mine still under belgium
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/belgium/1451468/Farmer-who-is-sitting-on-a-bomb.html
when the blew the rest of them the explosion was heard in Dublin
>>76474868
>/brit/
>human contact
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>76474851
absolutely mental, can they not just bomb it or salvage it or something
having a swipe on the ol' 'der
>>76474849
dropping his fire new album, may or may not, including hot tracks such as the nationalisation skank and tory tory (whatcha gonna do)
>>76474874
YOU
JUST
KNOW
just installed grindr
AMA
>>76474851
>>76474892
There are people who kayak up to this thing
>>76474680
No
No
Yes
No
No
Yes
No
No
Yes
No
No
No
No
Yes
Yes
No
No
No
Yes
Don't care
Yes
>>76474896
she's a liar you can't trust her haha
ban assault cars!!!!!!
>>76474845
their woeful eating habits are far more effective at that than anything else
>>76474906
seems like thats against the law and thats just not on.
>>76474849
To speak to all the pompous upper middle class communists who paid £300 a pop to eat vegan burgers and shit in a hole
the only ppl i could hang with right now are people i despise
staying alone is shite though
matched with a girl on tinder that looks like are barb
i mentioned the resemblance and she was really happy and i haven't responded since
>>76474933
Fried chicken and Krispy Kreme donuts have killed more black men than gang violence.
>>76474942
oh no, those selfish rich people supporting a system that will take their wealth and give it to people who need it :'(
so evil
>>76474942
he really represents the working class!!!!
>dont take the law into your own hands
why do the cops say this? its our fucking law. we give it to them to look after on our behalf. dont like this fake democracy we exist in.
>>76474957
fuck off normie
>>76474957
post her pics
>>76474975
>cops
FOY
>>76474962
nah jezza gives handouts to the middle class, his whole tuition fees thing is a middle class subsidy.
>>76474975
rorke
>>76474980
>>76474939
fun and scary
>>76474975
one of the core features of western liberal democracies is due process
>>76474975
>cops
hmmm
knickerless virgin
>>76474874
wonder how they reacted to the cologne thing a few months later. in a bizarre way it probably strengthened their stance
>>76475003
pretty cute, talk to her and then have a shag lad
>>76474975
we have the rule of law in the west rasheed
if you don't like it fuck off
>>76475003
why does she have 21 in her bio if she is 27?
bored of life. want to join a religion but too intelligent to actually believe in it and too lazy to do it just ironically
>>76474993
>make university free so it's not unattractive for working class people to go
>this is a middle class subsidy
hmmm
>>76475004
Seems about as fun as walking into a nuclear reactor! dangerous!
>>76475008
that would be fine if the police weren't incompetent and punished people for defending themselves against burglars and such.
>>76474957
Does she actually or were just saying that
>>76474962
Ah yes Tarquin doing african studies at soas and civil service jobsworths, peopewho really need it!
>>76475033
start a cult
>>76475037
>only have to pay off debt if you become middle class within a certain amount of time
>amount of working class at uni goes up after tuition fees
>money that could have gone to the working class goes to letting the middle class not have to pay debts to fund more working class at uni
>not a middle class subsidy
hmmmmm
>>76475003
Walmart barb
incel catfishes land whale
>>76475052
whats wrong with the civil service? they keep our country running you know
>>76475003
looks nothing like barb
barbs retarded little sister maybe
>>76475078
>>76475084
rude lads
listening to FJAAK