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chebs

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jameela jamil is the GF

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT SOMEONE STOP HIM!!!!

meghan markle will make a fantastic princess

>>76468693
One of my favourite little easter eggs is how Alphonse sort of became one of the Goncourt brothers to keep Edmond company after Jules died, then ended up being named in Edmond's will and outliving him by 10 months after Edmond said he would

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>prince harry was literally cucked on camera by some random actor

We need another battle of rorke's drift

>>76469190
howling at that jaw
is there something wrong with him?

>>76469190
God what an ugly cunt

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>>76469227
nothing new for the royals mate

>>76469218
Legend

why do asian women tend to have such a profound lack of curves?

>>76469231
>implying any rorke would fight in Rorkes Drift: The Rerorkening

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why are ethnic women so trashy?

>>76469218
OUR president

>>76469255
counterexample:
>>76469209

>>76469249
Difference is diet
>>76469255
Working class women tend to be

>>76469243
LEBRON'D

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a week of back-breaking soul-crushing labour awaits me at the end of this 12-hour tunnel

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me ahaha

>>76469255
fast exposure to western culture and the clash with their ancestral one forces them to chose one and be radical

>>76469243
It really hurts my autism that he doesn't just shave his head and be done with it. Wills, mate, no one cares about people with shaved heads any more.

what if nonce hunters catch the wrong person?

like what if im walking out of a train station and suddnely some cockney blokes surround me and take my phone off me..

just pooed a big smelly grog bog lads. was the amalgamation of a 12 inch pizza and a donner kebab + lots of booze. smelled rank

gut feels much cleaner now it's out

Victorian architecture is relatively simple/inexpensive compared to continental European architecture

why did we STILL build utter ugly shit after the war?

>>76469255
because they literally have the mental faculties of primates. they are the lowest common denominator, the bottom of the barrel, the sort of mud that filter feeders suck up and turn into the dietary habits of poor albanians. They are NOT to be tolerated

jameela jamil is a qt

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getting the new crash bandicoot game delivered this friday

going to be playing it next weekend on my playstation 4

>>76469249
Generations of malnutrition

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>>76469284
Not looking forward to it aye. Such is life

>>76469288
can't believe that balding runt is going to pollute the entire bloodline with his genetics

>>76469294
what an odd thing to worry about. do you have something to hide? a filthy secret, perhaps?

>>76469310
because people thought it was 'modern' and 'futuristic' in the 70s

>>76469294
you go to your closest lawyer and prepare to make bank

>>76469294
If the nonce account isn't on your phone then it's obviously not you

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>12 hours of freedom
>8 hours of sleep
>toil upon dawn

no future no past no end

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>>76469288
'alri slaphead

>>76469285
qt x

>>76469294
I would be so happy if this happened to me, I'd try to get away but let them bodyslam me scotch egg style, I'd make sure everyone heard and saw then sue the fuck out of them in court and get loadsa compo money from them

>>76469305
>grog bog
Thought this was just an aussie term, never heard it over hjere before

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haha the gf got a bit of cake on her
she's so silly, love her

>>76469324
>>76469330
I'm not a nonce - I guess my question is how do they know who they're after?

https://youtu.be/w-Pnx7Pc7Yc

Who's a priti MP

>>76469310
because of literal jewish/leftarded postmodernism

>>76469354
They get their pictures and phone numbers because your average nonces are retards

>>76469371
hahaha

might get a PS4 so I can play it once and decide its shite and not bring it back cause I cba

>>76469354
I've got my eye on you, pseudo-nonce

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how do i work up the courage to see an escort
i've never even kissed a girl before, pretty sure i'll start hyperventilating when she touches my cock

>>76469389
What if he's underage? Now who's the nonce?

listening to a choon. not gonna tell you which one. i'll let you guess

>>76469363
>car crash interview
absolutely despise this phrase
find other terms to describe a bad interview you hacks

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DESPERATE cravings for small town America lads

>>76469406
just bee yourself

Is anyone actually gonna take the monarch seriously once liz dies? I mean william is such a cuck and harry is JUST

me speaking out against benders under a totalitarian regime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sOeDI2YuMs

>>76469406
How old are you?

everyone is a nonce till proven otherwise 2bh.

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heard a rumour that Maya is cucking Stormzy and is really just dating him to ride his coattails to fame

>>76469429
the monarchy is finished the moment she kicks the bucket, everyone is well aware of that fact

>>76469438
27

>>76469439
how do you prove otherwise

>>76469425
how repulsive

Person who drove in to the crowd in Newcastle was a black lass in proper african gear lol

>>76469336
>work tomorrow
>only work 3 days a week so it's not that bad

5/2 cucks are the worst

>>76469438

29

>>76469383
It is actually shite

>>76469429
>taking the monarchy seriously anyway
they're a meaningless tourist trap, wouldn't care if they fucked off though

>>76469448
yeah shes cucking him with me

>>76469453
I hope so.

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>>76469434
>you'll never live in prince charles' gay little village

probably full of middle class nonce twats though tbf

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>>76469471

>>76469472
you mean me x

>>76469458
>how do you prove otherwise
Only a nonce doesn't know how.

>>76469460
>>76469488
The absolute state of Britain

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>>76469471

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>>76469481

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>A crowd had gathered reportedly to collect fuel leaking from the overturned vehicle when it caught fire. Dozens are being treated in hospital.

>It appears the tanker blew a tyre while rounding a sharp bend in the road.

>The subsequent fire may have been sparked by someone lighting a cigarette, rescue services say.

never understood why people get escorts. just stay home and wank you dickhead

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>>76469243
DELET THIS

>>76469490
nah
she takes the eurostar in the morning, we have lunch and then sex, and she takes it back to london back in time to be on rinse
this has been going on for quite some time now. sorry to break it to you x

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been working 5 days a week every week since december with no real break

i feel like my mental health is noticeably declining

when did you grow out of video games lad? yes, this includes fifa

Charles will save the Crown

>>76469485
>Poundbury
>more like POUNDandBURYyourdickinhisboipussi

>>76469460
>black woman mowing down muslims
it's a narrative minefield

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>>76469481
good lad

I'll be right there singing the internationale with you as buckingham palace blows up

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>>76469506

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14 GirlsDoPorn sluts are suing the website for $500,000 each claiming they were misled about how the footage would be used.

They tried to sue anonymously but the court has ruled their identities will be made known to the defense and made public if they go to trial.

They were recruited via craigslist. Some of them were paid $5000 for one hour of sex.

http://www.xbiz.com/news/218128

>>76469488
THAY KUFFAR *WAVES HAND*
THAY KUFFAR *WAVE HAND*

>>76469485
>probably full of middle class nonce twats though tbf
No niggers, no pakis, pretty much zero crime.

Sounds good

>>76469529
17

doing a poo

Sent from my iPhone

>>76469518
literally that scene from Zoolander

>>76469550
>misled about how the footage would be used.

So they weren't told it would go on porn sites?

Because GirlsDoPorn seems to be fairly self explanatory

>>76469539
not a labour voter just want cromwell back

>>76469540
This guy litearlly looks like pepe

>>76469551
It really is absurd

>>76469550
gdp is so peng, i fucking love it

>>76469529
I grew out of fifa when I was 16 and realised it was a game LITERALLY targeted at rubbery lipped pickaninnies, grew out of FPS when my reaction time went to shit as I got past my early 20s. Still in an RTS phase I reckon I could continue until my 60s desu

youtube really fucking wants me to watch the recent milo interviews. are they any good?
not into all that alt-right shit myself but I suppose the guy can be entertaining. do they dodge or address the pedo comments scandal?

Why do converts to islam change their names?

they're all kuffar

>>76469550
guarantee most of them are just post-shoot guilt, maybe had people they know see it, etc.

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>rubbery lipped pickaninnies
bit racist

>>76469568

They claim they were told it would only be released on DVD outside the USA

>>76469566
haha loved seeing his lifeless runt normie body flop around

>>76469550
>do porn
>wtf we didnt know it was for porn

hmmmm

>>76469580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXIO7HcdX8

this is kino 2bh.

what's the difference between Great Britain and Britain?

bruh im deadass hungry right now

>>76469485
>eww too many white people, not enough wogs mugging old ladies handbags for my tastes!

>>76469581
I prefer other ways to determine the economic wealth of a country

>>76469550
>After the shoot, according to the suit, each of the performers found their videos posted on the six-year-old GirlsDoPorn.com website despite promises that the DVDs would only be distributed overseas and for private use.

Wow, these women are genuinely retarded

>>76469550
need those man hands around my small willy

>>76469344
actually sickening

>>76469609
brexit

woooooahoooah

im running in the night so soon

i've got nothing left to lose

leaving it all behind

im running in the night with you

>>76469609
Lesser Britain is Ireland

why isnt there netflix for porn

>>76469566
source vid???

uppercut to the bollocks

>>76469617
>>76469552
middle class people would report you to the police for saying that while getting off as you're arrested with the little bit of power they have in their lives

>>76469635
you mean Brittany

starting to think people in the old days were only religious because they had nothing better to do

>>76469636
pointless when tube sites exist

As much as I resent the fact, it's clear that we'll eventually become a republic.
Beauty, tradition, loyalty etc have no place in the 21st century, the century of the self and """progressiveness""". This, along with any remnants of British culture will inevitably die and make way for the Multicultural Republic of Britain (Northern Ireland will be forced to leave because they're the only ones who want to remain British, and Great will be removed because it's too patriotic)

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

>>76469613
Maccas run

>>76469566
>middle class scrap

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www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-40396036

Need a good bumming

>>76469585
>the recent milo interviews

ah yes, THE interviews. of course, we all know what you are talking about. Just THE interviews. because what else could it be referring to? how would anyone not know he did interviews recently? it's been all over social media those milo interviews

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>>76469581

Tragic that most of these girls never do any other porn

>>76469651
No that small Britain

>>76469644
Middle class lefty oddballs, not the sort that live in Poundbury, Rasheed

>>76469658
You can still have beauty, tradition and loyalty in a Republic you stupid English cunt

>listening to music
>little crackling can be heard because its a vinyl rip
nah fuck that

all kuffar

all kuffar mate

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Mornin

>>76469666

>The subsequent fire may have been sparked by someone lighting a cigarette, rescue services say.

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2017 Darwin Award winner

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what the fuck is with places like Pakistan/Bangladesh etc and minor accidents that result in hundreds even thousands of deaths?

>light breeze flows through rural valley in Pakistan
>5,000+ dead

>>76469682
middle class people are the exact same regardless of who they vote for

>>76469689
I didn't claim otherwise.

Got laid today and yesterday and wanked the day before

>>76469716
Oh

>>76469568
It's literally just breach of contract - they are pretending they didn't know it was going to get posted etc they were (apparently) told they wouldn't be posted online or mailed in the USA.

>>76469658
You can still have beauty, tradition and loyalty in a Republic, you stupid cavalier cunt

>>76469655
malware ridden early 00s eastern european 340p

>>76469550
how do I find out which girls they were
wouldn't mind a guilt fap

going to drink 6 litres of water today

>>76469706
islam irreparably fucks up countries.

>>76469706
accidents are a gov psyop so the death squads come in and clean up the place because those countries are overpopulated
stay woke

>Tfw didn't bother with johnnies when i had a gf
>tfw just pulled out
>tfw she was a foreign girl whose visa was about to expire

luckily she didn't turn pregnant but a bit silly of me looking in hindsight haha

>>76469726
Good post

>>76469658
If the royals weren't useless republicanism would be even more of a dead letter here.
We have a monarch who takes political quietism to a stupid extreme, two mostly useless heirs to a dirty slut of a princess and a family that on the whole seems desperate to embarass our nation to posterity. They have no one to blame but themselves.

>>76469728
there's fully HD russian/chinese streaming sites that have every video from the popular sites. they're of course hidden from jewgle

don't go to many others boards and either way I don't think ill miss much by filtering USA

>>76469709
typical clueless fucking rasheed.

gtfo of this country, you dumb fuck

>>76469677
nah i like they're usually one and done. the best two are the blonde girl who's doing nutrition and that girl who's a dive master

absolute primo

>>76469752
>>76469726
samerasheed

>>76469728
search for HD then you spacker

Any H3H3 man in

>>76469316
Id crash into her bandicoot

the feds are on me lads

>>76469782
>Islam
>Republicanism
?

>>76469755
l-link?

>>76469706
combination of bad infrastructure, overcrowding, and people being completely braindead/unaware of their surroundings

I've seen people being impossibly retarded on the roads here

>>76469218
surprised it started before 9/11 tbqh
bet 99% of americans had never heard of islam before that

>>76469448
Gf was at school with the two of them, said they've been together since like year 9 so I doubt it

>>76469799
>Islam
>irreparably ruining Britain

>>76469218
based bog fart

>>76469728
just use vk you weirdo

>>76469754
>have a monarch who takes political quietism to a stupid extrem
That's her role as a constituional head of state you fucking spacker - if she was political we wouldn't have them....

>>76469808
USA had never been at war with Islamic countries before 9/11 after all

>>76469821
Something must be done

Gloves must be removed

>>76469706
it's just a disguise for american drone strikes usually

>>76469218
already a ten-fold improvement over president nigger

>>76469706
https://youtu.be/mPne-q4ynts?t=4m36s

might go the beach with my laptop and watch manchester by the sea by the sea

>>76469841
>>76469808
one of their first wars was with the barbary pirates

read a book lads

>>76469841
Lies.

Uss cole

>>76469808
>bet 99% of americans had never heard of islam before that

hyperbole is for children

>>76469808
>>76469841
what about the Ayatollah Iranian boogeyman from the 70s-80s?

>>76469856
I really enjoyed that film. Casey Affleck was great.

Need an american drone strike on my bollocks anyone got trumps number

>>76469794
>r3dditr3ddit
FUCK OFF ALREADY

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noticed a change in my bowl movements lads

>>76469893
they're sick tho

might say "nigger" on an anonymous forum
thoughts?

>>76469830
Thanks for the sixth form tier civics lesson underage cunt

need a fatwa on my bollocks
they need to disappear

>>76469882
>>76469872
>>76469860
was it not obvious I was being sarcastic with that second comment
I was thinking more the gulf war

>>76469911
>anonymous

kek

KEK

>>76469911
do it lad

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>>76469218
mental how amerirorkes will think this is a victory whilst he's still doing pic related.

I DOUBT YOU EVEN A MUSLIM

Anyone on here under 6', why haven't you killed yourself yet, you pathetic manlets?

>>76469895
>bowl movements

ffs lad

the bollocks need a good nuking to be honest

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>>76469856
>>76469883
>that young normotron in the movie having TWO (2) gfs

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>>76469911
UGH!

>>76469732

Wait until it goes to trial and the names will be released

>>76469937
Sheed

probabliy a shia innit

Cromwell wasn't a sheed you twats

>>76469940
fuck off i have cancer

Probably a Shia innit

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>>76469764

Any idea which episodes they were?

>>76469218
>20 year tradition
>"tradition"

Seems i missed that point where everyone my age hit the gym and became big round balls of muscle and fat

>>76469980
Yes he was he was Irish wasn't he

>>76469911
what would your mother think

You ain't no Muslim bruv

>>76469992
How old

Bollocks need a good bollocking lads

any london man wanna do an urbex

need a 42 years old woman to ram her car into my bollocks

>>76469961
not a sheed jsut se through the smoek and mirrors

>niggerloving president starts some muliculti trend 20 years ago
>considered a sacred tradition

>>76470004
all kuffar

>>76470008
20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqYgAX6D43Q

this is the proudest moment for britain in the past 6 years, prove me wrong

>>76470021
oh shit did you just drop an n-bomb? sheeeit you must be pretty hardcore

>>76470021
b-but the last 3 presidents did it so he should too! it's an age old tradition!

>>76470000
>>76460000
>>76450000
>>76440000

>>76470021
>bill clinton
>niggerloving
>sat and did nothing while 800,000 rwandans got genocided

>>76469581
don't like it

>>76470045
brexit

Lads.

Brexit.

got literally nothing to do for the day and no reason to even leave the house

half tempted to crack open a beer, even if it isn't even 12 and I haven't eaten anything yet. will be drinking a few later anyway so figure I might as well

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I know where you went but i dont know how you got theeeerree

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Don't even get off to porn any more, only get off to watching gdp and self-inserting pretending that I'm a chad fucking a girl who I met off tinder on the first date

>>76470024
same aha
weight under 70kg

>>76469540
that laugh is fucking sinister

>>76469808

Reagan used to wax lyrical about the Afghan "freedom fighters" bravely fighting the Soviet Invasion

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>>76470059
lol where is rwanada?

>>76470000
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>>76470003
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>>76470005
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>>76470008
>>76470010
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>>76470012

>>76470053
>linking off thread to see fucking quads
state of you mate

dont feel safe around other people tbH not because of terrorism n that but just dont trust them
they might be up to something against me

you aint no nigger bruv

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HOWLING

>>76470004
what gave it away?

eating some quorn hot dogs

>>76470086
Same haha. Don't get the point desu, yeah they look intimidating but they also look weird and unshapely, couldn't run the length of themselves or climb a fence

>>76470024
you don't want to be one of those pudgy shapeless 30y olds who has been completely beaten by life both physically and mentally do you?

>>76470063
stupid idea
let's cancel it

reckon i'll waste this sunday doing nothing

>>76470020
'd

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>>76470004

We are ALL immigrants, except muslims, who are fully British

And by the way we are ALL muslims, except ISIS

>>76470114
how would breaking up banks prevent fraud? doesnt even make any sense lol. stupid fossilised old retard

>>76470136
me in 3 years

>>76469990
blonde nutritionist is #297, dive master is #293

unreal desu

>>76470136
They already have the shape of those pudgy 30 year olds though, just with bigger arms

>>76470021

Clinton did a great PR job on his so called love for african americans.

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*walks towards you*

new job tomorrow lads


:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ slightly anxious

>>76470136
this is me but at 19

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Oh my fucking god i just can't be fucked with work tomorrow. I can't catch a fucking break can I? The weekend is over in a fucking heartbeat and then I'm left with ANOTHER 5 day block of hell to get through.It doesn't fucking end and I'm fucking tired of it.

>Pence pledges President Trump’s ‘unwavering support’ to anti-LGBT hate group
Vice President Mike Pence has pledged Trump’s “unwavering support to Focus on the Family, an anti-LGBT religious group.

The Southern Poverty Law Centre has named Focus on the Family as a hate group.

The founder, Dr James Dobson, has led the controversial views of Focus on the Family for a number of years.

In 2012, the evangelist blamed the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting on the growing acceptance of LGBT rights in the US. He also claimed that being bisexual meant you only had orgies. During President Obama’s first campaign for the presidency, Dobson accused him of “distorting the Bible” when Obama said that scripture should not guide public policy.

Despite the severe anti-LGBT views Focus on the Family pushes as a Christian organisation, Pence vowed that they would be supported by both himself and Trump.

Speaking at an event held by the group in Colorado, Pence congratulated them on 40 years of work and promised that they “have an unwavering ally in President Donald Trump”.

“He was excited that I was coming here today and wanted me to give you all his thanks and regards,” Pence added.

Pence called James Dobson a “friend and mentor” and said that the organisation was a “cornerstone of American life for so many Americans”.

>>76470136
>not staying thin skin on bones tier until you die

>>76470151
make it easier to prosecute/regulate them

>>76470196
THEY
CAN'T
KEEP
GETTING
AWAY
WITH
IT

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>>76470172
because they have a shit routine and don't eat well

>>76470196
benders btfo

>>76470182
You probably shouldn't be - what is it?

>>76470196
>sandy hook was 5 years ago

the time certainly does fly when you're having fun

>>76470098
next to burundi

too woke lads, don't like it

going to neck some aspartame and take my pineal gland to the tip

>>76470222
working in a kitchen for a packaged food company

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>>76470169

Ah 297 is actually this girl, she wore the red dress for episode 301. definitely one of my favourites.

>>76470196
what's his problem with orgies though

>>76470205
the banks are heavily regulated already and have been subject to myriad fines since 2008

>>76470130
I was gymming last year, was alri but didn't have money to renew my membership
switched to cardio stuff and I feel a lot better now than I did then, figure it's better to be fit this way even if I look skelly

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>>76470227
imaginary countries

>>76470045
Sounds like a parody commentary

>>76470218
I have these exact same shorts and I wear them to the gym. what do you wear, fucking khakis?

>>76469854
Europe 2050

never been to a gym before

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>>76470196
not a fan of 2017 america tbqh
seems very uncomfy all of a sudden

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https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/6jdo1r/ive_never_felt_so_robbed_woolworths_nutella/

>>76470244
Oh, yeah be nervous they're gonna hate you.

Thought it might be a real job for a minute, but this is /brit/ what am I talking about.

>>76470196

Adam Lanza was probably a gay nonce so he's actually right

ban banks and processed food simple as

>>76470258
real chads just let their dick and balls swing free at the gym

>>76470149
really wonder what the fuck is going people like this's heads sometimes

think I have bad posture, not sure

Massively cut down my calorie intake, stopped drinking pop and I've been exercising like mad. It's been a month and all that's happened is I can run for a longer period of time before getting tired.

This is bullshit, haven't even lost any weight. Exercise and diet is a meme.

>>76470045
love danny hart
love downhill
love 2011

perf video

>>76470245
i was not aware she came back lad, might have to check it out tonight.

i prefer the diving girl slightly though, she's so bitchy and off it in the interview then goes wild

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>>76470258
do you shower at the gym?

>>76470283
no it's just a summer job lol

>>76470272
banter

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Well, time for me to hit the sack.

>another night with no gf

Goodnight lads.

>>76470322
only if I have to go straight from the gym to somewhere which isn't often

>>76470322
nice roid gut

>>76470272
'dit

>>76470309
As long as you're fitter who cares about how you look, right?
It's all about being healthier and in better shape, even if you actually look fatter and uglier. Girls don't care about looks anyway they only care about personalities because it's only disgusting men that care about that :)

Kidding, i'd rather die at 40 being skinny but unhealthy than live until 80 being fat and healthier

>>76470338
sleeping at 9???

immediately lose all respect for anyone who calls fizzy drinks 'pop'

just dread to think what sort of underclass runt battery (council estate) you grew up on, drinking happy shopper 2L knock off coke

>>76470338
it's 9pm you utter fucking bender

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>>76470345

>>76470338
it's 12 in the afternoon mate

new
>>76470369
>>76470369
>>76470369
>>76470369
>>76470369

>>76470338
hope you're over 60 or I'll come over there and heem you

hash smells like citrus

>>76470325
Even a summer job shouldn't be this shit, mate, try to better yourself for once.

>>76470309

yes you defy the laws of physics very good

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>>76470357
i must rise at dawn for toil

>>76470338
>west coast is 9pm
You deserve no gf

>>76470313
would very much like a pic of diving girl thanks

>>76470367
fuking hell he's made of papier mache

>>76470309
takes a long time for fat to go away
this is why 30 day diets are bullshit, you need to do all of that forever

Had

19 beers, 4 G&Ts and 4 glasses of wine so far this weekend

Need to pack it in

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>>76469190
>Another car drove into a group of people

>>76470358
>Anyone that drinks fizzy drinks beyond the age of fifteen

Turbo-runt

>>76470614
what about mixed drinks?

>>76470511
>asian drivers

>One eyewitness said: "From what I understand, [a woman who had been at prayer] was about to leave in her car and I believe she lost control.