Had sex with my sister.
bald eagles are very gay little birds
my sister called me and asked me if I'm free to drive her to her basketball game tomorrow and I said.... YES I'M FREEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Put ketchup on my cereal
shit my pants whilst in mart
I gained some weight T_T
booked my flight from memphis to detroit
>>76468836
got shot
Ate taco for breakfast.
>>76468836
Shit myself
>>76468836
Drank a soft drink
Not today but yesterday I shot with a gun for the first time
>>76468836
I microwaved water.
>>76468836
I'm being mexican all day
Drinking coca cola from the bottle at lunch time
Drank a beer while sitting on the toilet while cleaning my shotgun. Not even joking.
Fapped to incest porn
>>76469837
me too.
I have a kettle, but I only wanted lukewarm water.
>>76468836
Got laid yesterday