/brit/

*smacks you in the eye with my cock*

hey boys, signing in for the night. welcome all, and thanks for having me

hey boys, me again, signing out. So long!

consider myself a member of the ruling class

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You are a Patriotic Socialist, aren't you anon?

*tries to divert bloodflow to cock to induce an artificial chub on but shits self by accident instead*

>>76467633
nah, socialism is a bit retarded isn't it

signing back in lads, sorry about that! internet cut out!

>>76467633
>patriotic

pretty sure goywell was a troskyist

hello lads, i am here now. how's it foing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6YouZrVIY

shadilay my fellow pedes!

aussies not getting enough attention clearly.

>>76467518
alri bruce
>>76467561
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quinton_de_Kock
fug this guy is younger than me

does anyone remember the cuckio meme?

Doing a massive hangover shit

Feel like I'm about to pass out

>>76467651
*votes to kick*

>>76467664
so this is the so called alt right I hear about

>>76467664
>somebody paid at least $150 outfitting tyrone for this video

>>76467657
>We are in a strange period of history in which a revolutionary has to be a patriot and a patriot has to be a revolutionary.
Read his essay The Lion and The Unicorn

>>76467685
You can get a brain aneurysm from pushing too hard

anyone remember the anyone remember the anyone remember the anyone remember the anyone remember the cuckio meme meme meme meme

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work tomorrow

>>76467709
this yank doesnt read he gets all his ideology from /pol/ and youtube

>>76467672
Holy kek

want a gf

dost anyone recalleth ye cuckio meme?

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we're fucked now right?

this yank doesnt read he gets all his ideology from reddit and youtube

>>76467707
2:40 is a treat

work in 22 hours desu

>>76467746
you probably want your fantasy of a gf to exist in real life

real gfs and relationships aren't all that

>>76467726
1984 is on the /pol/ approved book list, he should have read it

Oliver Cromwell is the greatest Englishman to ever live.

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progression of me over sunday as work gets closer

>>76467765
this but unironically

>>76467709
orwell is shit, he would probably shill for Novara Media if he were around today

>>76467726
>1984 isn't /pol/
hello there reddit!

>>76467772
why does he look so odd

>>76467772
>3.35MB, 4122x600

won't be opening this but from the thumbnail I assume it's a progression of progressively more JUST'd brandons

socialist faschist just like Pierre Drieu la Rochelle

>>76467772
far left: me after waking up on saturday morning

far right: me at 10:00PM on sunday

I hate anyone and everyone who says "I'm an English" instead of Englishman.
>>76467773
Who told you I was being ironic?

>>76467772
honestly i hate the weekend.
i always look forward to them, but i never feel particularly fulfilled by them.

>>76467786
and how did you get the idea the man was trotskyst if your read it?

>>76467804
what did you do this weekend?

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Hol up hol up bitch


The UK is already reserved and is future Pakistani clay

Ishallah'

>>76467804
if only there were chemical substances you could ingest which would force your brain to feel good on the weekends

Why is Pynchon's prose so exhausting to read

I want the literary equivalent of easy listening right NOW!

>>76467813
played with my bum toys mostly hbu x

Huxley

>>76467825
>I want the literary equivalent of easy listening right NOW!
camus or prosper mérimée

>>76467772
My favourite brendan is the third from the right

a heroin high is literally the greatest thing a human can experience

>>76467813
called a friend in the morning
did some maths questions
went shopping for groceries
came home
cooked dinner
called my friend again
went to sleep.

today im doing math questions
going to the gym
eating more food
and then going to start some research into what my PhD question could be.

brendan fraser is the perfect embodiment of hitting rock bottom

>>76467843
Apparently IV coke on its own or a speedball tops straight heroin.

>>76467825
Hemingway

>>76467807
that wasn't even me, smug dickhead

>>76467825
Tolstoy.

Even though its very long you can gloss over the vivid descriptions 2bh, because very little actually happens in each chapter.

Nice trips mate!

>>76467860
no wonder you feel unfulfilled 2bh

/brit/ sings shadilay when?
(ironically)

Now that it has been proven beyond doubt that Brexit is a complete economic catastrophe and working-class Leave voters only did so because they were lied to by UKIP, can we PLEASE reverse this madness and stop all talks of a Brexit immediately? UK cannot exist independently outside of the EU.

>>76467823
i rent a room off a family - so doing drugs is deffo not on the agenda

one of the drawbacks of saving a lot on rent i guess.

>left someone's house warming yesterday even though a girl there was DTF as I got too drunk

listening to bebop

I N T I M A C Y

>>76467825
Maupassant, Kipling, James Hilton

>>76467897
what would make me feel fulfilled.

>>76467937
doing something memorable i guess

>>76467937
Well you'd probably be full-filled if you drank more

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Just got back from the gym lads. Is my form ok?

>ywn live thru this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neCbxGBsSf0

>>76467863
coke is shit because you feel awful when it wears off and you're still too wired to sleep the anxiety away

>>76467937

bum toys with greater girth will objectively make you feel more full-filled

>>76467958
might go to some museums next weekend.

>>76467937
completing something you started

reckon Prof Hawkins is going a bit potty in his dotage

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Before

>>76467860
>did some maths questions
Are you in school?

>>76467963
you're squatting a bit too deep, bad for your knees mate.

>>76467976
I'm too self conscious to go to a museum

>>76467984
Don't give a shit

*hiccups*

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After

detest stephen king

>>76467998
>all Olympic lifters have damaged their knees

Fuck off

>>76467973
want to start buying sex toys 2bh.
>>76467977
I've completed books + sets of problems i suppose
>>76467988
no - i didn't do as well in maths as my degree would imply so i feel the need to revisit it.

i think its a good thing to do.

* hiccups*

>>76467910
Lmao

do you think brendan fraser is aware of the jfmsu memes?

>>76468020
>>76467973
should append that with a fleshlight, rather than dildos/squatplugs

because i reckon i've deathgripped myself up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e_GoHngOIE

poor charles :-(

>>76468020
finishing a book doesn't give me a good sensation to be honest
maybe you should start something that involve working with your own hands?

>>76468012
His short stories aren't bad

*hiccups *

>>76468035
Of course he is you fucking dunce, this is facebook-level mainstream

>>76467998
>squatting deep is bad for your knees
quite the opposite. you put more stress on your knees doing half squats

>>76467919
nothing worse than doing that for obvious reasons and having your m8s chat shite like you just passed up one billion dollars or something

>>76468035
https://www.google.fr/search?q=brendan+fraser&client=firefox-b-ab&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjLwNPR2NjUAhXK7hoKHTT5BzQQ_AUICygC&biw=830&bih=925
has to

>when you leave your trendy South London neighbourhood to visit a provincial town/city and realise 90% of the population of the UK are intellectually and nutritionally impoverished runtoids

Getting a dose of the Ol' Black Pigeon Speaks, and after I shall have a little perusal of Hitchensblog

>>76468035
he must be.

its just ANOTHER bit of his shit that is fucked up at this point.

* hiccups *

>>76468050
seldom venture outside of /brit/ so i wouldn't know

that said he is an older fellow so there's every chance he doesn't care about the internet, and i know people like that exist because i know some

>it's a melatonin's not kicking in episode

>jd

>>76468035
assuming he can even afford internet I'd imagine so

still doing cocaine at 5:30 am wahey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqWnOtbSr8

getting my daily dose of skyscrapercity and citylab

>>76468059
>>76468064
this implies he currently has internet access or a working computer though.

>>76468048
much prefer gene wolfe

>>76468046
Do Swedes like our charles

>>76468072
Fucking William Shatner knows about bane and 'kino' memes

>>76468077
when i do coke i always get to a point where im not getting high any more and just feel a bit anxious and tired. dont get how people can just carry on.

watching american ww2 films

america used to be cool before they got too big for their boots

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>>76468078
>10 minutes

>>76468078
typical sub100 iq front page trending tripe

>>76468079
>when you spot a new thread with | Demo

ahh yes very nice

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> work in 22 hours

>>76468092
i think this is heavily cut witb speed

*poses as a 13 year old to snare nonces*

>>76468085
yeah

>>76468108
>Grenfell Tower | North Kensington | 70m | 24 fl | Demo

hmmmmmmmmm

>>76468112
might try this one day for a laugh

>>76468111
oh right. i generally buy primo 90% shit so maybe that explains it. that plus my own biochemistry.

>>76468097
It was alright when it had an identity beyond generic new world proposition corporation. Modern America is barely recognisable as human let alone a culture

>spending an hour listening to ebooks
learn about problems of logic, the definitions of the statesmen and his duties therein, the fundamental ideas that shaped and formed western civilisation for centuries to come about everytihng from the nature of being to the way that we live our lives and economics

>listen to sargon for an hour
listen to someoone rationally and logically tell you that 'a feminist who said something a bit silly in america is a fucking idiot haha what is wrong with you people' through thorough research

>>76468115
you can have him then

>>76468138
fuck off commie

>>76468112
whats the legality of this? surely entrapping people, as a non-police officer, isn't legal?

not that i have a problem with it. im glad people are finding these guys instead of covering up their crimes like the actual coppers.

new twin peaks honestly sucks desu

>>76468125
WTF

absolutely love reactionary and far right literature from the first part of the 20th century
when rorkes were good lads and not limp wristed mongs who are angry because some girl outside has purple colored hair

>>76468162
fuck off ryan

>>76468162
good to see they haven't tampered with the formula

Saw this edition and wanted to come in to say that I absolutely despise Krauts and support Kraut genocide.

playing: Euro Truck Simulator 2

>>76468017
>>76468051
lol using a cane by the time you're 40

>>76468152
I feel sort of bad for the nonces in this way:

If I were just about to see my entire life thrown away, I'd rather have a copper than some weird cockney/essex chav be there - if you can see my point without thinking that I'm a nonce or defending them.

>>76468152
entrapment is when you convince someone to do something that they wouldn't otherwise do, using intimidation and other means of coercion

internet nonces on the other hand are already on the net looking for underage fanny and/or willy

utter state of Finland


http://i.imgur.com/ldZ9qhB.jpg

>>76468202
shant

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>>76468202
Modern architecture was a mistake.

>>76468192
Nonce

>>76468175
good lad

>>76468223
>>76468202
seething with rage again

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you wake up in san francisco

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Mum wants me to apply for a job

>>76468162
rasheed

>>76468290
>grid layout
It's shit

>>76468305
what

>>76468290
go to the kink building

skyscrapers should all be torn down t.b.h.

>>76468290
you become immediately homeless due to the extortionate rent prices

>>76468111
hehe, usually the way unless you use DNM

At least half the coke in London is speed cut with benzocaine and some filler lmao

>>76468136
You can't listen to an ebook you bender. That's an audiobook

>>76468300
I have literally no qualifications.
What do I do?

>>76468321
ah yes and i suppose all houses and flats in britain should have another million pounds added to their property value as well

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ah yes

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london city island nearing completion

near canning town

Free movement with burger land or EU

Which do you prefer

we could solve a lot of the world's problems if we started killing people when they turn 70 or so

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>>76468331
JUST bee urself

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baste milo

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plans for nine elms square

i don't like this there's way too much open space

>>76468333
Ah yes because money is all that matters and money alone.
People should live in pleasant houses with gardens, not communistic, inhuman filing cabinets

>>76468167
Like wot?

Camp of saints?

>>76468349
its not nice in real life and the surrounding area is a giant motorway

>>76468343
lol!

>>76468359
"we" youre not going to solve shit you dumb neet

>>76468343
Can't be real

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plans for elephant park by elephant & castle

replaces the godawful heygate estate

desperately want to jerk my dick but it's not working

>>76468374
zero british character at all
looks shit
Prince Charles was right

>>76468385
grossier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1YcR9t9yUM

howling at this

>>76468410
shouldnt have cut off the foreskin, you degenerate

>>76468376
not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you mate?

don't worry, i won't hold it against you since you're probably under 20

>>76468410
Hour 15 of no fap here. Already feeling more confident.

>>76468378
brasillach, drieu la rochelle, rebatet, bloy (end of the 19th), barrès (end of 19th to start of 20th), maurras, maurice bardèche

>>76468349
Canning Town is a dismal shit hole lel

Howling at anyone buying new builds too

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>>76468414
>zero british character at all
wow that's not what I associate with london

Half of the UK rich list are landlords who snatched up cheap London property in the 70s/80s

I was literally born in the wrong generation

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work in an hour
really want a nap

car rammed into muslims outside of a mosque in newcastle according to twitter

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hungover and need to apply for jobs

mental how imperial japan has a longer history than any western kingdoms

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HAHAHAHAHA

WE ARE SUCH A MEME COUNTRY LADS

>>76468471
Thanks Maggie

>>76468481
Nice.

>>76468481
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-40397028

hmmmm

willy!

>>76468481
oh fug

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the abode

>>76468471
my parents bought a house in the late 80's for like $100,000 and it'd be worth at least 1.5 million dollars, if not 2 hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O6duDDkhis
doing a listen

>>76468512
>>76468481
No its just braindead northerners getting the hang of technology

>>76468349
*open my window*

*look out on to Thames bay*

*breath deep the stench of raw unfiltered human excreta washing its way down the Thames*

ah yes

>>76468407
Stop posting these stupid futuristic pictures of places pretending they're pictures of some place in England, it's fucking stupid.

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>>76468481
The future of Western society is endless intercommunal gang warfare via the medium of reprisal vehicular attacks

>>76468407
>all those trees
>in London

>>76468516
>he lives in France

>>76468445
Le Feu Follet is a really, really good movie
Also I would put both Daudets in there

>>76468553
delete this image mate

>>76468512
>five hurt

rorkes really are shit at terrorism

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>>76468481

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbLDFiQM-l8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbLDFiQM-l8

>>76468471
>tfw from b'ham
>tfw 'rent's property appreciated but not by that much more than interest

:(

>>76468407
>trees on the rooftops of every building

hmm yes surely the mandem will not exploit this fact to grow their weed-farms in open air camouflage hmm no definitely not in fact there are no black criminals in london or anywhere for that matter fuck white people

>>76468557
When you think about it there's some sense to it, cars are available everywhere and basically impossible to stop until the damage is already done

>rorkes reckon the best thing to do is start ramming muslims back

ah yes good idea

>>76468202
I like how they've improved themselves. Maybe we could do that by knocking down St Paul's and building a nice comfy concrete and glass whetherspoons

Business idea: install anti-Muslim devices in vehicles

any poplar man in

>>76468407
Corsica is doomed

E&C is going to become a soulless shithole, instead of a slightly interesting shithole with a decent nightclub.

>>76468623
>>76468583
>A 42-year-old woman was arrested and is being questioned in police custody, police said.

reckon she's just a bad driver

>>76468610
mandem won't be able to afford to live there

there's only a tiny amount of """affordable""" flats on site

Aboriginals aren't civilised and have no cultu-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8-YMpYbRqY

No wait, better business idea

RORKE vs RASHEED DEMOLITION DERBY

>>76468223
Best thing is they knocked it down because part of it was a church :^)

>>76468646
is it time to have a conversation about the real terrorists on our streets; women drivers?

Aboriginals aren't funn-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAOq99LdsoY

>>76468578
alphonse daudet didn't live to see the 20th century but his brother is valid to fit in yeah
Louis Malle is a very good filmmaker overall, has been quite forgotten and classified 2nd zone director but he's worth all the truffaut and demy in the world imo. films like Ascenseur pour l'échafaud, Le Feu follet, Lacombe Lucien and Au revoir les Enfants are pure masterpieces. his documentaries are good too
Drieu la Rochelle is one of my favorite writers. he's just like Louis Malle, was a bit forgotten and not in the 1st plan in french literature but imo he deserves to be up there with the greats

>Trump breaks with tradition, forgoes Ramadan dinner


VERY good Trump

>ramming into muslims

how much damage would that do to the car though?

>>76468688
provincials are so violent

>>76468663
unironically met him, lived in darwin for a bit and they'd come over from arnham land and visit someone I lived with

>>76468688
banter

>>76467664
>>76467707
>>76467754
I'm actually fairly certain he's doing this himself because he runs competitions and that

Love nine inch nails (up the shit pipe)

>>76468688
Imagine being a 16-18 year old lad and picking on a 56 year old woman.
What a fucking pussy

a girl will never EVER look at you like this

http://i.4cdn.org/g/1498369174698.webm

>>76468169
kek

>>76468663
always wondered what native abbo names looked like

>>76468738
it's actually alpha as fuck
picking on people younger than you is the bitch move, they were brave enough to pick on someone many decades older

big respect to the lads

>>76468711
Literally no idea why we haven't sent him to Eurovision instead of the other rubbish we exported.

>>76468769
hahahaha

>>76468769
>look at me, i'm beating up a 90 year old

>>76468558
>implying
London has lots of green suit m8. Richmond Park in particular

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Does it make me an SJW if I strongly dislike the bits where he says
>"[female actress] isnt having sex with me right now"
>DING!
like, not only does he seem to think that infantile shit is funny over and over again, but it also makes me feel a little embarassed. like, i dont think thats an acceptable """joke""" to make - that actress is a real person and objectifying her like that seems icky.

Know what i mean?

jerking off to blacked compilation.

only thing that works at this time in the night

>>76468663
>playing white man instruments

Cultural appropriation if I've ever seen it

>>76468769
Shes almost 4x their age, she would win against any of them one on one. It's just common sense really.

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>>76468558
what are yakking about
london is one of the greenest world cities

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb2iFikOwYU

>breezy outside

just done a washing and hung it up to dry, feels good to be a responsible adult

>>76468798
are you gonna cry?

>>76468835
this post was written by a woman

you lads heard of the SS Richard Montgomery?

>>76468835
get his autograph for me mate haha x

>>76468850
yes

>>76468798
That reminds of looking through Vargs subscription list.
>lindybeige
>cinemasins
>TheAdolfHitlerChannel

>>76468805
Don't wank to porno anymore, fucks your brain up. Just look at pics or striping vids

Warburtons™ Seeded Batch slice x2, toasted, buttered
Poached eggs x2
Tea

>>76468877
/r/gonewildaudio is the patrician's wank material

dad met a navy captain on the tube once and they hit it off so well the captain offered my dad a tour of his battleship with a plus1 available

so me and my dad got to have a cool private tour of an entire, newlyrefitted battleship from the XO and chief engineer while it was moored at Portsmouth Harbour

good memories. it was called HMS Diamond i think.

>>76468751
A girl that hot hasn't but average ones have

>>76468895
reddit

>>76468895
Mainly old fat yank women.

summer dresses are so arousing
even women that would look vulgar and dirty if they wore trousers look arousing with a summer dress on

>>76468918
it's on reddit yeah

>>76468892
I hope that you went for a run too, fatty

doing a big morning poo

>>76468899
I don't want to ruffle any feathers but is your dad gay?

Mowed the garden for the first time in a year the other day, grass was well over a metre high in some parts.

Wonder what the old retired neighbours who meticulously take care of their gardens made of that state I let mine get to before I did something about it.

>>76468930
yeah, fuck off reddit

>>76468926
great post

love summer dresses especially on curvy qts

>>76468925
>fat
literally unknowable (unless you deliberately check to see what other subs they post on)

>old
You can tell who is old and who isn't within the first second of hearing them talk and just close the audio if you don't like it. Plenty are in the 18-30 range.

had a bag of tesco bacon fries for breakfast haha

>>76468895
is that just amateur audio? no video/pics?

>tfw i want to wank but the gf may be coming round later

>>76468961
on reddit?

>>76468942
pics x

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Whats it like being British?

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>>76468926
'tifyer

>>76468962
some oestrogen-fed young males have bigger hips than this

>>76468979
Lush x

>>76468946
no but he is a real autist
at the time he didnt really have any friends except for my mum so i was really happy to see him get on with this captain fella

hes way better now - hes very successful nowadays and so he has tons of people trying to befriend him all the time. but back then he was quite introverted.

>>76468970
pretty much yeah

some people post specific scripts which certain girls will pick up and act out, others just do their own off the cuff recordings

>>76468965
Swear you can tell they're fat just by the way they talk.

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>>76468895
>tfw found this one where she had a really sexy voice
>scrolling through her Audio works
>"my first black cock"
>mfw

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>be royal
>could have any cute english girl you can dream of
>marry an older divorcee jewish coon with naked pics leaked all over the internet

and give her a £100k diamond ring... paid for by YOU

>>76469000
me aha

>>76469015
Some definitely will be fat and yeah you do get fat vibes sometimes but for the most part if the girl's voice is very hot then I assume she's fit as well.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4637026/Car-ploughs-families-near-Newcastle-mosque.html

#notallwhitepeople

>>76468973
yeah, fuck off to reddit now dumbfuck

>>76468776
Mate Saltwater or Yothu Yindi would smash the Eurovision.
I'm not a big fan of the music just because it isn't the sort of style I prefer but you can't deny talent.

>>76469036
We need to diversify the royal family so they more accurately reflect the population of Britain

>>76469004
how can you be an autist and have a wife /kids?
how did he become a normie?

>>76469036
This and the death of the queen will be the death of the royal family

>>76469046
#hopefullymorewhitepeople

>>76469007
sounds gay

>>76469036
meghan markle is a genuine 10/10

>>76469046
MORE

>>76468349
Ah yes, only a mile or so from the city dump
That will be 5 million pounds please

>>76468623
honestly it is
that and generally making them feel unwelcome

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>>76469067
>>76469061
Are you ready to stand for the national anthem whenever Princess Meghan walks past?

>>76469047
where do i go?

>>76468766
You have no idea
Aboriginal languages are crazy

>>76469056
It'd show off some actual Aussie culture as well instead of some generic pop singer. Really boils me billy tbqh

>>76469112
looks a bit fake

>>76469036
Fuck that traitor desu

>Prince Harry was once so disillusioned with being part of the Royal Family that he decided he "wanted out".

>Having considered giving up his title, he finally decided he should remain and "work out a role for myself".

>"I felt very resentful. Being in the Army was the best escape I've ever had. I felt as though I was really achieving something.

>Harry has also said he has thought about the future direction of the Royal Family.

>"But it can't go on as it has done under the Queen. There will be changes and pressure to get them right.

>>76469112
pretty dire shop there

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>>76469112
one part of my body will be standing to attention (penis)

>>76469151
ayy

>>76469144
the man is a literal tarquin cuckold

>>76469036
>married for two years
who allowed harry to date such a brainlet?

all the friends are already busy doing something
reckon i shall stay in my room

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>>76469112
that's one of the laziest shops I've ever seen

>>76469062
he is ridiculously smart and intelligent, and he looked pretty Chaddish as a young man.
Hes purebred welsh, so he has a diamond jaw and stuff.

He moved from being a lawyer to being a High Court judge when he got older, which is a much more political job and meant a lot of people suddenly started trying to curry favour with him. this gave him the practice necessary to pick up some social skills i think

>>76469136
laughed hard at that webm some auslad posted a few months back of 2 abbos on some music program where one of them was literally just banging on a stick while the other was making weird fucking cawing sounds haha

what if nonce hunters catch the wrong person?

like what if im walking out of a train station and suddnely some cockney blokes surround me and take my phone off me.

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Why are brits obsessed with driving into other people? Is it because you cannot stop trying to out do the French?

>>76468899
Sounds like your dad got his back door plundered by a navy captain mate, sorry to break it to you


That's a cool story la, would have loved that as a kid. There's a new T45 destroyer called HMS Diamond

>>76468926
The no bra meme is the best thing in the world