International feels

>>76466684
I'll go wrestle a kanga in honour of you right now mate

You will never get sucky sucky for 10 dolla in Shanghai

You will never eat sopa macaco

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>YWN spent your day on the range shooting guns and flamethrowers wile the gadsden waves behind you over the land of the free and the home of the brave

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>roos in sydney
who told you this? we dont tolerate this thus they stay away

>>76466923
???
what is this horrible video

>>76466973
Sydney police are disgusting, the power really goes to their heads.
im really not sure why, police in other parts of the country are fine, hospitable people.
and its not because they're 'on edge' like american police, there isn't much crime in Sydney at all and no firearms.

>>76466923
Fuck, why won't he shoot it again? Poor roo is dying miserably, just end it.

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>you will never ride an alligator naked through a Floridian Walmart while high on bath salts

>>76467041
It looks terrible, but euthanizing wild animals is common procedure when they get in populated areas. I don't think anyone enjoyed watching the poor animal die.

>ywn be a nigger in the south of America sitting outside your house talking shit with your friends late into the evening
>ywn be a Jap businessman going out on a karaoke night with the fish canning company you made a deal with
>ywn be a Greek with an extended family of like 30 people eating skewered lamb besides beautiful coast and icy blue waters

>>76467137
Just kill it right then, not shoot it in the neck and let it bleed slowly while agonizing.

>>76466684
>I will never be the high school quarterback and have the entire cheerleading team+my English teacher bounce their asses on my 9-inch schlong

terminate my existence now please

>>76467137
he failed to stone it so he let it bleed out so his mistake wasnt questioned
they're extremely poorly skilled. the last terror attack we had the police killed just as many civilians while spraying the room as the insurgent did

>I'll never be studying in a prestigious American/British university that is actually a fucking castle like in the Dead Poets Society

>>76467137
>euthanizing wild animals is common procedure when they get in populated areas
Not here in Sweden...
I a wild animal enters a city or town it will not be harmed unless it's very dangerous towards people. And then they will most likely use a sleeping dart or something.
Had a huge moose run into my town the other week, police just followed it in a cop car until it walked out of town by it self. No harm done.

>>76467718
Your little cousin Denmark kills animals just for fun in front of children

>>76466684
how cute, you really think russians are forced to succ only while serving?

>>76467758
Wasn't that just performing autopsies, not killing them?

>>76467834
I don't care
>>76467834

>>76466684
lel, you can do all that in two days, if you plan it right

>>76467718
roos are dangerous though, theyre ripped as im sure youve seen all the meme pics posted, plus theyre agressive when cornered which is easy in populated areas even if you dont go near them they spook and hop off into a corner themselves and panic, cant remember whether it was the males or females but they also have a sharp claw on their feet which is designed to gut you when they kick you away

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>>76468119
And you are telling me the most aggressive animal in the Scandinavian woods isn't dangerous?
The moose is guilty of most attacks on people here.
I rather face a bear than a fully grown 700 kg moose bull

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>you will never be an African/arab warlord with like 23 wives

>you will never spend your days wrestling bears in a track suit while you're a babushka prepares you borscht

>you will never work at a chinese auschwitz aka iPhone factory

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You will never enjoy fucking a donkey

>>76466923
Kek that kid on the scooter.
Just another average day in Australia.

>>76468793
You actually can, go to taibe

>>76469030
>enjoy

>ywn be an arab Islamic warrior fucking wh*te women and forcing their bfs to watch as a war bounty while on jihad against the west

>>76468255
Imagine that roos are incredibly uppity niggers, that also happen to be on bath salts and incredibly fast on their feet, like faster than a world star boxer.

That's what roos are like. Sure, moose might get aggressive and they're a lot bigger than a roo, but they're terrible at maneuvering and need a lot of time and space to build up a decent charge.

>>76469673
>terrible at maneuvering
No. They can turn like lightning.
If you'd ever been hunting moose you would know they can run like crazy even in dense forests.
They don't even need to run to hurt you, a kick is enough to crush your skull. That's how they fend off wolfs (which we also have in town sometimes, along with wolverines )
But I get your point.
The

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>>76469802
I don't know shit about moose so I'll take your word for it. But roos are really fucking dangerous if you don't know what you're doing, if you're driving a car at 100 km/h and you hit an adult roo, pretty much everyone in the car is guaranteed to die or be put in a critical condition in hospital, and they can break your ribs and pierce your stomach if they get a chance to kick you.

Wallabies (smaller, greyer versions of roos), however, are far safer and are often confused for kangaroos by foreigners and city chinks who never leave the suburbs. A wallaby probably will just piss off instead of trying to fight anyone, and they're fairly small as well.

>>76468255

I feel stupid now. I thought elks were extinct in Europe and only existed in America.

>>76470404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxuiMNoBWm4

>you will never be Native American and hunt buffaloes, chill with your tribe and smoke pipe, have a badass Native American nickname, fuck a cutie with naked tits and scalp invaders

>>76471341

Beatiful (and weird) animal. I have seen red deers here in the Catalan forests. But we do not get elks :(