Americans, how easy is it to get citizenship in the US, how do

>>76466587
something something we're full

from what i hear your county also has to "let you go", so if you're a doctor or smth might still have a hard time

>how to
>get tourist visa
>never leave
>???
>build a wall

unless you're a gook why the fuck would anyone leave Australia for the US?

you got a fetish about getting shot or something?

>citizenship
Why?

Getting over there isn't too hard if you have a job offer, then it's just wait long enough without getting shot and you're in.

>>76466587
>Spain, USA and Norway are too fucking boring to even get an edit
Literally non-countries.

1. Impregnate a woman
2. Come to America when she's about to give birth
3. Have her give birth here
4. Have a US citizen child
5. Become a US citizen yourself
Or, if you have a cute sister, have her marry me and then sponsor you

>>76466682
I should be able to get by without getting shot. So how do I get a job offer?

>>76466737
>So how do I get a job offer?
Have a skillset employers want. Apply. Get job.

>>76466720
Can't i marry your sister?

>>76466752
Based on that I'm assuming most Americans have fuck all skills.

>>76466784
I don't have a sister

>>76466789
Yes please come over and take our jobs, Yang

>>76466587
Why is Poland fat? :(

Where is that russian face from? I went to russia in 04 and that is seriously 100% accurate to how 62% of ruskies look like

>>76466831
It's not my fault you fat fucks are too stupid to have any useful skills.

>>76467001
WW2 Nazil propaganda

>>76467034
Well, then its not really accurate to be fair

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>>76467034
>Columbus

Get 2 years of experience in digital marketing. Apply. Get job. Get h1b visa. Penetrate the US of A.

fuck off were full