/cum/

>>76462855
I remember when this was in the news, but I've never heard of anyone encountering it.

first

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Reminder

>>76462881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CR4lSORZ_Q

HEARTBEAT I'M LOOKING FOR A HEARTBEAT

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tones

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I've ran out of ideas to post

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In my opinion Obama was the best president of the United States. He was the first African American president, despite the fact that he was a minority and all the odds were against him.

Patriotism is for people and for countries that need to justify their existence through symbols rather than achievements.

Religion is used as a device to gain influence over the stupid

>>76463008
He was a good president desu

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Just deleted The Witcher 3 after playing it for 130 hours

Awesome game, kept me occupied, kept me distracted, kept me from thinking of the void

What should I play now

Canada and Mexico should let us annex them to prevent China from having the largest economy.

>>76463046
Tfw just uninstalled Overwatch after putting nearly 500 hours into it

>>76463062
China's economy isn't growing like it was 5-10 years ago. A lot of that growth was built upon unstable economic policies, and now China is now determined to keep things together and keep capital within the country, as opposed to rapid growth like it once was

>>76463062

Trying to block the finger with a sun.

Ghina just has so many people.

>>76463085
Why did you unistall it?

In my case it was because I didn't find anything else to do after doing the main and secondary quests

>>76463088

Just googled it, their q1 2017 growth is fucking 6.9%. Yeah it's not the same as before but it's still the second fastest growing economy after India.

>tfw shower with water that's so cold that I shiver and get headaches afterwards

>>76463114
Because I despise that game now. I liked it and had fun with it at first but it's been horrible for the last few months.

>>76463110

Let us annex you. We have about half the population of China in North America. We can keep our GDP per capita 3x more than China then we'll stay largest.

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>>76463110
this one's getting into the folder

>work at hotel
>meet cute old asian couple whose room i'm cleaning
>thick asian accent
>they tell me they're from Austin, Texas
>visiting Canada for our 150th Canada Day
>have some friendly chats with them
>they tip me a few dollars
so far all of my tips have come from Americans

you are a cute people, America

*takes a fat bong rip*

>>76463118
I personally am not too worried about China beyond rich Chinese swallowing our real estate up (which is being clamped down on hard by Chinese authorities). I'm more worried about all our debt and how polarized we are becoming as a society.

You were spitting venom at most everyone you know

watch dogs 2 is an extremely underrated game

Feel like my head is about to explode.
Should probably stop taking ice showers.

>>76463159
I think Trump will solve or at least mitigate our debt problem but he's certainly not helping the polarizing of our society.

>>76463134
And the cycle continues

>>76463159
>I'm more worried about all our debt and how polarized we are becoming as a society.
with all the extremism popping up in the US that's a fair concern

doesn't help that the media shrugs at groups promoting violence

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oh shit a ghost

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>>76463177
>Should probably stop taking ice showers
Slow down there partner no need to do anything drastic

>>76463134
The people that play it are fucks

>doctor ups my meds
>bunch of unpleasant side affects after it
these two weeks are going to be shit

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>The state of /brit/

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Watching panda videos on youtube. Can they be any cuter?

>>76463227
brit stole ashley from me

>>76463062
Okay. Take me.

>>76463239
you stole Caraposting from them it's only fair

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Here's the pic in question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZwQRCkKxNE

>>76463182
Polarization is the best thing to happen in my life

>>76463190
Yeah, it's just shit. I can't describe it any other way. Everyone thinks they are right and the media just exacerbates it. I'm just sick of it.
>>76463182
I hope so, but I thought he was at least going to reduce military spending because he was pushing so hard for NATO to pay their own way

>>76463246

no invented cara posting you can check the archives.

>>76463250
Are those girls or "girls"?

>>76463262
>I'm just sick of it.
unfortunately I think it's going to get worse before it gets better

it'll probably continue until next election at the very least, and longer if Trump wins a second term

>>76463261
why? unless you're an anarchist

>>76463275
Real human girls

Not too ugly but not too pretty either

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No more treating minorities unfairly.

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>mexican ww2 knowledge

>>76463281
Sometimes I worry if it'll never get better. Like, if other politicians see Trump's success with his tactics, they will have no other choice but to also adopt the same strategy to win. Hard to say though. Hilary lost hard because of her own campaign strategies as much as Trump's strategies

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>>76463306

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Be confident in yourself

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>>76463298
You sure? The one on the left looks pretty iffy.
The one on the right though reminds me of Maureen Ponderosa

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Never had the chance to fuck a scene kid

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>>76463333
Yes, I'm sure.

>>76463311
It's kind of sad to see the state of our country. We went from the greatest country in the world to this political mess.

>>76463311
Things have always been messed up in fairness. The crazyness going on is just going to be this decades marking point of dysfunction before people move onto something else. All you can really do is hope it doesn't affect you bad personally and try not to go crazy from it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE

>>76463365
>>76463380
>>76463392
a true trinity of posts.
any hey, at least it's not 1860

I'm pretty bad at writing essays ;_;

>>76463159
polarization is not the problem, income inequality is. Our economy is becoming more and more inequal I think there's going to be serious riots soon.

>>76463445
draw the essays then

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Such a great man

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>>76463474

>>76463046
cuck

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>>76463306
>comparto mi pais con esa clase de subhumanos

>>76463464
it won't work that way I need to write it

>>76463486
For what???

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WEEEEEEBABEEEEEEEE

>>76463566
Take your medication

>>76463566
why did it took you four mins to fixed your mistake

Life is short, be a racist

when I'm rich I really want my own pool girl. It's like a pool boy but a girl

>>76463326
Why are you still christian grrrr

Life is racist, be a short

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I want a car to lose control while I'm on the sidewalk and just fucking annihilate me

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what do you guys think of my water jug I keep on the desk while i shitpost

BARRILETTE COSMICO

>>76462594
sorta, there are options you can check that tell people you're looking for a relationship
i wouldn't really recommend it to people in NA, we're just too spread out and the feature to search by region is pretty shit

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>tfw it's true

>>76463730
wtf i hate drumpf and his easy road now

>>76463730
there should be a mountain of emails on the way too

Everything was rigged against Hillary. I'm surprised she even managed to beat Bernie. Poor Hillary.

>>76463730
>the patriarchy

>>76463765
this. that stupid jew should be shot for ruining her coronation.

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ironic hillaryposting isn't funny

>>76463682
you take it to the gym? what do the ladies/lads say?

neighborly reminder that all it takes is not to pay taxes to run your government into the ground
NEETs halfway there

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>>76463793
Keep crying, Trumpflake.

Spanish bombs in granada.

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>>76463793

https://youtu.be/4KM7ySNWuqU?t=21m57s
ngl this makes my dick very hard

>>76463797
I haven't been in a gym in a decade, bruh

cum died

>>76463815
Yo te quiero infinito

>>76463849
anon please, we are concerned for your safety and the safety of others. please come stay with us so we know you wont hurt anybody

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>tfw literally autistic
>tfw have to talk with my mom's uber normie friend

>>76463883
I am highly autistic

>>76463883
kys phoneposter

>>76463860
you should, that would be a good item of conversation
kinda jelly senpai

>>76463867
>implying i would ever fire that work of art
i'd keep that thing in a baby crib desu

Everyone's a god damn autist on the internet these days

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me in the middle

>>76463900
>tfw never looked people in their eyes until my mom forced me to
>tfw never smiled until my
mom forced me to
>tfw used to talk alone in the street until people asked my my mom what was wrong with me and she told me not to do it anymore
>>76463907
my computer was unavailable :3 please, forgive my sins

My mom bought a treadmill last year and I lost 50 lbs and got in shape. Got some weights for myself and have been getting fit. Working out us easy when you don't have to leave the house

>>76463954
Post pics and motivate us all

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>>76463474
Eid's cancelled this year boys

>>76463474
How will Muslims ever recover from this?

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>>76463924
So Star Wars, really Disney, lets them use their logo like that? Really makes you think...

What are you boys drinking tonight

>>76464003
What are "Eid's"?

>>76463193
sorry bud, that was me

>>76464081
It's called a contraction Mr. ESL

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>>76464079
Random buy, seriously good stuff desu

>>76464081
Muslim holidays, one of them is used to mark the end of Ramadan, I think the other one is for the start of Ramadan?
>>76464079
Water

How powerful would New York be if all the transplants moved back?

>>76464081
Oh, wait the other Eid is completely separate from Ramadan.

>>76464107
>>76464117
>>76464142
Asco

>>76463954
Would not work in my position. Exercise triggers my family.

>>76464162
How islamophobic of you desu

Check this comment I just found:

My Dad's mum was a prostitute, and drug addict, and on Mother's Day we talk about how much of a bitch and scum bag she is. My Dad worked hard for years, and my family is rich and living in a mansion now, just because he's such an awesome Dad.. Feminists would have me ignore my Dad, and celebrate his evil bitch of a mother just for birthing him on father's day.. My little sister is also adopted, and her real mother was a prostitute, and a heroine addict.. Luckily my Dad married an amazing woman, and I have an awesome mum, and now so does my little sister.. Oh also, ironically, my Mum's mother was also a bit of a bitch.. So out of everyone in my family, I'm the only one who actually has a really great mother.. Fuck feminism..

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>>76464174
>Exercise triggers my family

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*braaaaaaapppppppp*

>>76464193
Some americans are allergic to workinf out

Imagine the symbol of your national identity being a discarded piece of foliage.

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Homosexuality? Not in my /cum/

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*squirt*
MmmmmmMmmmmMMmm. Do you want more of mommys milkies? MMmmmmMmmm. Ask nicely.
*slurping noises*

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Soon...

>>76464236
cute

>>76464193
Anything which is not beneficial to them is regarded with contempt. And it would be a reminder of their own terrible health. And of course if you've got time to exercise you've got time to stop being a NEET.

>>76464234
what the fuck is that dude on the right

>>76464219
Expect lesbians. Hot lesbians are allowed

>>76464243
Mexican

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>>76464243
>that forehead
hue

How many hot white girls still live in California?

>>76464251

me on the back

>>76464219
Fuck you nigger

>>76464278
So fucking many. It makes my willy hurt so bad living here. With no gf. I am literally in pain

Nice vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmeTnVywvwU

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>>76464284
You are the negro

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*devours feces*

>>76464350
Don't steal other another person's meme.

>>76464350
>American makes fun of his autistic suggestion
>gets genuinely offended
Poor pooman

>>76464372
I do not think pooman420 would be upset. He would see it as a tribute. I just love pooman420 so much I can't even explain.

>>76464306
I disagree.

Should I be drunk and alone tomorrow or sober and alone?

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>post something left wing
>gb2 r*ddit
>post something right wing
>gb2 r*ddit
2016 is the gift that keeps on giving

>donald and mitch mcconnel will never mindbreak me while paul ryan gets ntr'd
why..

>>76464420
Drunk and alone

>>76464350
excellent post

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wat happned?

Nancy Pelosi is the second greatest political mind of the 21st century.

How do I stop being manic depressive?

>>76464522
I WANT TO BE, FOREVER YOUNG

>>76464541
Librium or olanzapine with a titration of lamictal would help probably.

>>76464551
How do I stop being manic depressive without telling anyone, including doctors, that I have a problem?

>>76464566
You don't. Why do you not want to tell a doctor?

Who here grew up in a seismic area?

>>76464572
Because even though I know they won't, I imagine them laughing at and making fun of me.

>>76464601
Do you ever have hallucinations and/or get paranoid

or

do your moods just go up and down without that?

>>76464622
No hallucinations.
I go from being a turbo-normie to not leaving my room and eating nothing because I don't want to leave my room, though.

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You still watch cartoons? You're so weird

>>76464522
most likely let her internal delusions, entourage and kike surgeons convince her that more and more procedures would be better than ageing naturally

>>76464646
probably bipolar 2.

Take vitamin D supplement (1000% daily value). Melatonin to help with sleep (6mg 1.5-2 hours before bed).
Drink lots of water.
At least take a 30 minute walk a day if not more exercise.

That's probably the best you can do without seeing a doctor. gl.

>>76464668
>>76464622
you sound like an expert mane

>>76464668
I do 50 pushups and 50 squats every day and don't really like walks.

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>>76464701

>>76464728
from your experience in your area, does the overcast really fuck some people up bad? I imagine it would hurt people with darker skin the most because of so little vitamin D

>>76464746
Overcast is the thinking man's weather.

>>76464763
>reddit weather

>>76464746
People who move here from places that have sun during the winter get depressed. If you live here long enough you usually just get used to it. Literally taking vitamin D is the best thing a basement dwelling NEET that never gets any sun can do for their mood.

>>76464763
Also, this.

http://www.cliqueduplateau.com/2017/06/24/ca-cest-extremement-genant/


WTF

>>76464778
https://twitter.com/BrunoBastian73/status/878728280668590080

QUEBEC CAN'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!

>tfw one of my exes tried helping me

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It's time for anime

More like aniGAY

*cutegrillposts*

>>76464880
impregnate and dump her

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Nothing wrong with pretending to be a cute anime girl

>>76464982
She's my ex.
We're already not together.
Also she broke up with me.

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Keep in mind that the Third World will prevail over the First World. The union of Amerindians + African + Middle Eastern + Asian will move upon the north, we will take all your positions, because your are lazy and afraid, while we work and fight without calculating human costs. You are the country clubs and the suburbs with children playing in the grass and riding bicycles. Instead, we are marginals of the filth of the cities.

We will pass over the First World with a steamroller, the present is struggle, the future is ours,

Nice vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFh688WS0n0

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>>76465000
Hmmmm... Nice

THE WORLD'S A CHEAT
THE WORLD'S A SHAM
IT LIKES TO KICK AND SCREAM
WHEN WE DANCE
I LISTEN TO IT RACE THE TIDES
RACE ON DOWN THE RIVER

>>76465018
Good video. Thank you for posting it.

>>76465094
hey brain why do you like the environment so much?

>>76465114
I mean Brian

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>>76465000
>union of Amerindians + African + Middle Eastern + Asian

>>76465114
>>76465134
Coincidence that my name is Brian. What is my last name?

>>76465146
Campbell or cambel

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>There are like 5 Brian's on /cum/

>>76465168
I asked you this once before and you never answered me, but do you know why Portland left?

>>76465162
Shit. You got me.

>>76465194
don't believe now

shadilay /cum/, did you guys have a fun night

>>76465201
lol it's totally me. Is this Eric?

>>76465208
I watched a Kevin Costner movie, so no.

I Don't like non whites

>>76465192
No idea, sure he'll be back

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>>76465208
>shadilay
Jesus Christ

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>tfw my name is Eric

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>>76465248
Old news hombre

>>76465248
>he isn't a kekistani citizen

>>76465276
And I just found out about it, probably because I dislike pepe and everything related to him

I Stand in solidarity with kekistanis

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>>76465302
>it's the "I hate pepe, I don't have one of those saved on my computer" mexican
Just download the original version of the meme

Not ONE pepe picture in my SSD

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>>76465332
This is a very nice one

>>76465227
where do you work?

>Saving things to your SSD
>not having your OS and important programs on an SSD and an HDD for other shit

Putrid past few posts

>>76465362
The department of corrections bro. Haha is this Sam?

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>>76465366
>>76465377
Things are already looking better

LAME County, Oregon

>>76465348
Although I have nothing against Kek followers, I dislike the dude and its religion.

I'm a Christian and that's how I like it.

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>>76465410
Thoughts on toads?

>>76465419
Used to play with them when I was a kid

>>76465377
what type of food embodies your personality?

>>76465445
Would definitely buy this to a gf if I had one

>>76465445
you're not paha

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Thoughts on Civic nationalism?

>>76465477
>the civic nationalism cunts promote ethnic nationalism except their domestic variety
Really makes you think...

>>76465477
that priest's look at the bottom left scares me

hot dog or just light snacks?
I have nice outdoor buns and good hotdogs

>>76465511
I'm gonna tell Portland you're cheating on your diet if he ever comes back.

>>76465477
pic makes me feel like puking

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>>76465510
He's Anglican not Catholic, no worries.

>>76465440
pizza

send me a text or facebook message me haha I gotta know who this is.

>>76465511
Neither, you fat fuck.

>>76465533
How do we deal with this Jewish plant?

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>>76465551
*shuts it down*

>>76465524
>>76465542
hey jerks this is my dinner
>>76465536
>send me a text or facebook message
ok I can't tell if you're just roleplaying to be funny or what
pizza wasn't what I was looking for. I meant suits your personality

why do people so heavily advocate for rezoning of single family homes into more denser zones?
won't those cause more problems with traffic, or does bringing down rent costs come above all else?

>>76465606
Didn't mean to be rude desu. Please forgive me. I love you.

>>76465617
>I love you.
then answer the question

>>76463445
Tie the goat to a tree and write the essay on the tree

>>76465631
What question?

>>76465638
if I should just have light snacks or a hot dog or a bowl of cereal or something

>>76465645
Don't eat "snacks" for dinner. Eat normal food.

>>76465661
hot dog?

>>76465665
Yes

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>>76465606
>ok I can't tell if you're just roleplaying to be funny or what

Maybe it's just that you always accuse me of being this Brian Cambell person every time you see me posting so I just reposted shit you already told me about him so you would believe I was him and send him some awkward autistic message HOPEFULLY getting a really confused response from him and then he would tell all of your mutual friends about it and your social status would be knocked down a rung lower than being a fat weeb has already made you (if that is even possible).

OR

Maybe I am Brian Campbell

Kekistani citizenship got accepted

>>76465675
>Maybe I am Brian Campbell
nah a corrections officer wouldn't do this
and I'm not that fat or a weeb

>>76465695
>>76465675
also I forgot that I already accused you of this because I'm tired

>>76465695
>nah a corrections officer wouldn't do this

>Half mall cop half adult baby sitter with a boner for authority wouldn't bully someone

plz

>>76465737
he's getting a degree in criminal justice to move up. he's in my online class

>>76465410
>I'm a Cuckstian
Kys

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Don't make me mad!!

>>76465461
>Needing a girlfriend to buy plushies
I'm glad my mom wasn't some crazy traditionalist
>>76465477
no

Cascadia will never be independent
Plaid is ugly

>>76465785
who cares about cascadia
there are more important things like animal rights

>>76465752
Oh good. Maybe they will let him carry a gun once he gets his online cop degree.

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Rrwaaahh!!!

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SWEET CAROLINE

>>76465798
what's got you grumped?

I really dislike Canada as a country. Not in a tongue-in-cheek "Canada is basically America, so like Daniel Tosh I'll spend 50% of my shitty standups bashing Canada instead of Mexico because I'm a pussy".

I mean in a way where I sincerely can't begin to express that Canada is the embodiment of the untraveled millennial pseudo-jacobin; confusing a thuggish, antifa amount of conscious dishonesty in debate, with making "a defense of civil rights". The type of country that would actually waste its time watching Daniel Tosh, Steven Colbert, and all the other offensively inoffensive trash that's mass produced here; then shamelessly repost the crap they see on this board. The grouping of 20 year olds that cut the cords of their nation's British history, yet don't understand how they've slowly cut themselves from the achievements of British civilization; being forced to settle with a cheap non-society lacking in all social bindings, that it's citizens have to reassure themselves of at least having a mediocre universal healthcare now, and once having a low crime rate.

Canada is essentially everything that's gone wrong in Europe, with none of the things that once went right; so hollow you could toss it to the side and hear it clunk of unorginality, bitter non-humor, and human beings ranking far below second rate.

I couldn't be anymore serious, nor give more productive advice, when I say I hope all of you choke on each other's shit.

(But hey, at least you're not racist and violent like America. There's gotta be nothing worse than that, right?)

>>76465893
faggot

>>76465893
ok

>>76465893
fuck off, Egypt

>>76465870
>what's got you grumped?

If I was this Brian Cambell person I would be pissed you were posting my name on a korean foot fetish forum.

Brian Cambell Thurston County, WA. Department of Corrections.

Someone in your online criminal justice class who is from Whatcom county (I think Lynden) and attends Washington State University and is about 19 years old is posting all your personal information on this board.

Now if he googles his name he will end up kicking your ass.

>>76465863
I wish that was me.

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>>76465970
oh

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>I wish I was sucking off a bottle of champagne

>>76466020
I want to have sex with this female

>>76466020
I wish the bottle of champagne was me, silly boy.

>>76465863
Is this hitting rock bottom?

>>76466035
In that case I wish I was the whore sucking the bottle of champagne (you) off. :)

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>>76466032
Awful taste.

>>76466084
no ;)

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>>76466092
Let's do the 2017 version of twiggy

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>>76466112
Give me that dicc daddy

Thinkin of killing canada
War you guys think?

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>>76466120
bad shop

Twiggy will be young forever

>>76466136
Haters back off

>>76466136
You can't kill a country

>>76466020
This girl looks like she knows how to ride a dick
>>76466092
This girl will lie there like a piece of meat

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think denmark needs a fucking hobby

/dixie/ thinks marching band is cool. why don't you guys?

America peaked in the 70s and hit rock bottom in the 80s.

>>76466166
>This girl will lie there like a piece of meat
Just how I like it.

>>76466172
Gross Jew
>>76466175
Can tell you that girls who are like that aren't worth the time

>>76466173
We aren't a bunch of gay nerds.

Now thinkin of killlin mexico..

>>76465863
Source?

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shan't talk about dixie

>>76466202
You're welcome to try, white boi

Nice vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE9GD_6FZMY

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>>76466204
source is the internet you fucking cockroach

>>76466202
You can't kill a non country

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>>76466225
Sorry for calling you fat and being mean to you.

>76466218
>76466239
*kills u*
You were saying?

>1 AM
>still not asleep
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

Masturbated to some WMBF porn that I pirated today
What did you do to end racism?

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>>76466251

>>76466259
try sitting here at 4 am talking to Worst coasters

>>76466259
Fucking sleep, dumbass

New bread
>>76466302
>>76466302
>>76466302

Oh shit, make the new thread, assholes