/brit/

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>>76462464
Is that aisha

>>76462449
>but you're alright with muslims
nauru is not australia

>>76462464
feel depressed looking at the state of this

choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ow-CMtctgg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITqh-Tzs3QM

thread theme

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>>76462483
i thought it was sara because apparently they arent the same person

ash, sara, aisha is the /brit/ gf trinity

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i prefe tim posting to sara or aisha posting

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>>76462532

>>76462464
>no ass
is that even a girl(female)?

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need a todd bf lads

Screen just went orange

Why is communism so popular in the UK?

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Hope you normies are ready for some more nonceposting

came up with a weird invention that isn't very useful but definitely has novel appeal

not going to post it in case someone steals it

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>>76462538
rare

who did that

>>76462532
Holy fuck that image

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>>76462559
my own personage

just stole some twat's invention while he was busy on the computer

gonna make a tidy sum for this i reckon

>>76462525
post chebs

Business idea: nonce adults

>>76462550
no idea.
fucking annoying desu

my favourite tim is the one where the camera's on the ground outside his flat and he's menacingly looking down on it

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tims new getting hacked gimmick is a cracker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dzk7gW7-5U

he's so obvious that he's hardrive just filled up with all his vlogs and now he's laptops slowed up

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>>76462575
can you lads post me as many aisha and sara pics as you can i want to make a collage picture with ash

>>76462570
they're quite abstract but nonetheless good

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... hacked pc ...

>>76462587
it's

>>76462525
she looks like harry potter

>>76462586
post it

Ash looks like an ugly tranny
Sara looks like a my chemical romance fan from 2004
Aisha looks like she was exhumed a week ago

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>>76462593
why thankyou

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R8 her

>>76462613
never saved it

Normie is in the kitchen rrrreeeeeeeeee

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>>76462613
original

>>76462636
that's a shame
>>76462617
replying so you post anymore

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my favourite tim pics are the lewd ones where you can see his package but i never save them incase someone goes on my laptop and sees them

anyone got any?

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>>76462648
last one

>>76462646
not that one, its more in the open

>>76462658
can't make this one out

>>76462616
ashkenazi jews are an acquired taste. they look odd to the untrained eye

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>>76462656
no

i'm eating oreos in my bed in a hostel in another country

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>>76462663

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>>76462660
fav tim pic

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>>76462686
menacing

>>76462686
same area/setting but he's closer and centred

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... stop hacking my PC or moosey gets it ...

>>76462656
>>76462678
>>76462686
send him these pics but shop in kev, suzy, the algerian, poleaboo etc hes gonna go mental and think theyre real

>>76462675
Nobody fucking cares
Idiot

Been on /int/ for years but never found out who tim is

>>76462724
thanks for replying

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You arrive in Whiterun

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>>76462715
howling

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76462732

@719
No.

no cocaine is better than bad cocaine

>>76462756
would refuse to suck of them even if i was a starving newborn

>>76462756
OI!!!! JANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>76462756
alri

>>76462773
Has this ugly man ever bared his tits

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just testing pics for the collage, need a pic of sara though

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>>76462734
i play skyrim with 0 mods

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quZV8SNKCkI

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Anyone else got the twitter ad with Hilldawg and Black Lives Matter in it

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Good, our first sip of the day

>>76462789
can't imagine what purpose that nose shape would serve

>>76462792
same

-.-

>>76462798
>phoneposting without clover
literally why

>.>

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>>76462464

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>>76462812
oh

>>76462796
he talks quite fast doesn't he

is 5.5 inches a thick willy?

business idea: make more stealth games with the fox engine

>>76462823
its pretty fun
almost done with the dawnguard dlc

love it when tim says dude

>>76462546
a lying manlet?

>>76462819
I don't normally ever post on my phone but I'm at my parents this weekend and left my laptop at home

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>>76462846
don't (((you))) me

>>76462859
At least learn to block phone ads
Don't give that japkike money

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What ever happened to Gamingmill?

>>76462859
then use firefox for android where you can install ublock origin

makign te

>>76462839
havent been on for a while keep doing hours at a time on EU3

>>76462893
hablas espanol?

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collage is done lads, reminder to use it for future op's

>>76462926
bin yourself my man

>>76462926
want to send this to tim with some random cut out letters and numbers

>>76462926
>3.8MB
>.png
i'm going to tear your fucking head off

>>76462926
uhhhhh where is princess 'charles ii' chelsea?

>>76462926
Why are they all so ugly?

>>76462945
it was 11.4mb before i resized it 3 times

>>76462525
Wait, is that Communismkills from back in the day?

I saw her lose a debate with that nutter Jason UnROOOO which was pretty embarrassing.

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>>76462926
fixed

I used to think that england was shit
but then I remember that the world outside of europe has terrible internet

really want some MDMA

>>76462958
save it as a jpg you mongoloid

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>nearly 4 years since breaking bad ended

>>76462971
The uk has the literal worst quality to cost ratio for internet in the world

Maybe rural australia is worse

Go Gauchos

>>76462993
I get 160 down and 10 up, I'm not complaining

In Taipei they have free city wide wifi which is faster than most internet you probably get in England
>tfw internet isn't considered a right in the West

>>76463015
why would internet be a right

>>76463011
Yeah and how much do you pay for that
Any cap ?

>>76463015
what speeds do they get?

might grow my hair long, sick of being a normie conformist with a generic hitler youth haircut

>>76463023
Their reasoning is that everyone needs it to get along
I think it's a nice thing, it was pretty cool that you can get strong wifi basically anywhere when I was in Taipei
I've heard some US cities have this as well but it's pretty new and not as reliable

why are gays so overrepresented among nonces?

>>76463030
Idk
I've read 14-15 mbs

>>76463068
you done studies yeah?

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>>76462464
>>76462592
>>76462619
>>76462756
>>76462822
>>76462926
Please keep this degenerate filth out of our rather chilly, windswept, austere, monocultural, Protestant /brit/, tia

Who /bbcworldservice/ here?

Ah yes went to sleep at 10pm and woke up at 2am

definitely not insomnia

>>76463093
The DUP should push them to bring back Lillibullero

>>76463094
that's a common symptom of depression

>>76463122
d-delet this

Literally half the UK rich list are landlords who cashed in on cheap property in London in the 70s/80s

>>76462980
I've got like 2 or 3 doses of crystal sitting around I got given at a doof a few months back.

Been having heart palpitations frequently recently so I'm not game on taking it.

not only cannot fathom, but also do not believe girls (and gays) who claim to be sexually attracted to men. reckon they've been fundamentally tricked throughout their lives, it's ridiculous

>>76463078
faggot

Wait is Aisha a Theologian Communist? How does that work?

>The foundation of irreligious criticism is: Man makes religion, religion does not make man. Religion is, indeed, the self-consciousness and self-esteem of man who has either not yet won through to himself, or has already lost himself again. But man is no abstract being squatting outside the world. Man is the world of man – state, society. This state and this society produce religion, which is an inverted consciousness of the world, because they are an inverted world. Religion is the general theory of this world, its encyclopaedic compendium, its logic in popular form, its spiritual point d’honneur, its enthusiasm, its moral sanction, its solemn complement, and its universal basis of consolation and justification. It is the fantastic realization of the human essence since the human essence has not acquired any true reality. The struggle against religion is, therefore, indirectly the struggle against that world whose spiritual aroma is religion.

>Religious suffering is, at one and the same time, the expression of real suffering and a protest against real suffering. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.

>The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness. To call on them to give up their illusions about their condition is to call on them to give up a condition that requires illusions. The criticism of religion is, therefore, in embryo, the criticism of that vale of tears of which religion is the halo - Karl Marx

>>76463162
It's called biology moron

>>76463162
male genitals are objectively more aesthetic than vaginas
not gay btw

>>76463152
Imagine owning one of those £2 million flats next to where the grenfell pakis are getting housed

Whole place will stink of curry and the market value will plummet

Howling

>>76463219
would you fuck a shemale

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>>76463219
How's political retirement treating you, John?

>>76463233
>>76463220
misread
meant the kensington place

>>76462587
Has Tim gained 200 new subscribers in the past few weeks? Not a fan

can of deodorant is making popping noises

>>76463244
that little shit Max keeps giving me lip
fuck off you twerp your music's shite

>>76463078
been watching nonce hunting videos and it seems like almost half of them were creeping on boys

>>76463252
Aside from here he has been posted on /x/

>>76463270
Ah in sure /x/ schizos love him, birds of a feather

>>76463219
dk about this, think both kinds are pretty bad but some fannies are quite nice
but look at any part of a man's body (no homo) - hairy and sweaty and shitty and rank with all fucked-up greasy skin and whatever

>>76463258
What do you wear? :3

>>76463278
bit haram

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9v8hcAezkk

This thread.

>>76463293
innies are alri
outie fannies are vile
dicks aren't actually nice looking at all, was taking the piss a bit but roast beef sandwiches are disgutsting

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>>76463278
Britpill me on pakislag gfs, /brit/

why are most white people in south africa of dutch descent? i thought it was a british colony

>>76463309
>>>/pol/

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of
lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown,
ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him by the mild morning air. He held
the bowl aloft and intoned :

— Introibo ad altare Dei.

Halted, he peered down the dark winding stairs and called up coarsely :

— Come up, Kinch. Come up, you fearful Jesuit.

Solemnly he came forward and mounted the round gunrest. He faced about and blessed gravely thrice the tower, the surrounding country and the awaking mountains. Then, catching sight of Stephen Dedalus, he bent towards
him and made rapid crosses in the air, gurgling in his throat and shaking his
head. Stephen Dedalus, displeased and sleepy, leaned his arms on the top of the
staircase and looked coldly at the shaking gurgling face that blessed him, equine in its length, and at the light untonsured hair, grained and hued like pale oak.
Buck Mulligan peeped an instant under the mirror and then covered the
bowl smartly.

Coffee is disgusting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EAF7STo9_s

>>76463347
>pooden

ripper game desu, lions are going to be whitewashed

>>76463364
>whitewashed
think you mean blacked

>>76463364
Cruden gave away so many oppurtunities with his meme kicking

anyone want to have a dick swinging competition?

>>76463385
>cutting up lions defence
>runners making at least 5 metres every phase
>meme kick
>ball goes out

wew, AB's could have won by double the amount they did

>>76463406
Yeah they just need to keep rucking
Barrett made a few dodgy cross kicks iirc but he redeemed himself with his conversions and penalties

>>76463389
Can't stand the sight of mutilated yank penis sorry

anyone not part of the commonwealth needs to sling their 'ook, fuckin runts

>>76462464
I don't know why but that's a hot ass picture for some reason.

why do homeless people pick up cigarettes off the floor

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E

>>76463485
A

>>76463459
maybe they're all environmentally conscious blokes

>>76462587
Me with the swiper

>>76463466
chubs

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the oneitis is active on messenger

do I message her

>>76463459
so they can open them up, take out the small remnants of tobacco and eventually combined it for a ciggie of their own

>>76463438
one paid off but the rest didn't. enjoy these warmup games though, you'll need to be at your best to play the wallabies

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D-ROPPED

>>76463507
Yes!

>>76463535
state of you for liking that child in the first place

>>76463535
what? you're surprised women like black men?

>>76463530
kek

>>76463535
she's repulsive

>>76463552
do NOT laugh at us

>>76463550
why do women like black men though??

>>76463569
can i laugh at us

>>76463573
more manly and seen as exciting and dangerous

Only gone and blown my whole paycheck on camgirls with donation-activated vibrating dildos the day after I got it

>>76463569
why do all your good players go to France

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>>76462926
superior britfu coming thru

miss my ex desu lads

should've married her she wanted to marry me

>>76463584
good goy

>>76463585
no one here gives a shit about playing, so you may as well just fuck off to france and earn a lot more money while giving as little of a shit

goddamn i hate being awake during the day

>>76463582
why would you want a dangerous partner tho ?

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>76463637
you're mentally ill

>>76463623
You know If you sent that pic to the police tims gonna get raided for possessing a firearm

>>76463637
all footcunts should die

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>>76462464
>>76462483

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>>76463658
it's not quite photo realistic enough for that, surely

>>76463677
i thought it was real upon first inspection

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>>76463623
hey shootin'

ah made u look

u a slave to a page in my rhyme book

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>>76463676
feels like ironic shitposting has proliferated to the point that people are beginning to take it seriously

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>>76463647
>>76463659
>no-footfags
you gays realize some chics freak out more when you suck in their toes more than they would getting eaten out right?

>>76463676
now that's some delusion

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>>76463686
yeah that's the idea but the gun's too sharp if you have a proper look

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We have to invade North Korea
We have to invade Venezuela
We have to invade Iran

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>ywn be Sershs panties

what bank are you with lads

The question I get asked by religious people all the time is, without God, what’s to stop me from raping all I want? And my answer is: I do rape all I want. And the amount I want is zero. And I do murder all I want, and the amount I want is zero. The fact that these people think that if they didn’t have this person watching over them that they would go on killing, raping rampages is the most self-damning thing I can imagine. I don't want to do that. Right now, without any god, I don't want to jump across this table and strangle you. I have no desire to strangle you. I have no desire to flip you over and rape you.

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any lnfowarriors here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myJA9BcgB6Q

>>76463734
krungsri

>>76463734
The one poor people like you can't join

>minimalistic watches are like £300 each

ridiculous
going to get a Chinese imitation instead

>>76463734
ANZ mate

>>76463755
Fakes are excellent these days
>look identical
>good quality, will work for ages
>fraction of the price

>>76463762
NAB

>>76463733
really nice bum

>>76463784
any idea where to get them? Amazon seems to be a bit limited

>>76463755
>buying billionare man-jewelry
I've got a Casio and never looked back

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>>76463629
they're mentally ill

>>76463804
https://www.aliexpress.com/

Might take a while to get to you is the only problem

my wrists are too small for watches :(

>buying a watch in 2017

Either a tryhard or a grandad

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>>76463755
I got this for $200 or so a few months ago, picture probably doesn't do it justice but it looks good with most outfits

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>landlady left me another batch of strange fruit
Why is everything in Asia so weird?

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Used to like bent stuff like minimalism but I like this better now

>>76463842
>no roman numerals

straight into the bin where it belongs

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>>76463755
>wearing watches when there's a clock on everything

>>76463842
Looks like a £20 thing from argos

I DEMAND A BRITISH BF

>>76463842
why bother including 24hr time

only learnt to read clocks/watches about 2 years ago

still struggle

>>76463894
because people are dumb and cant usually convert between the two easily

>>76463890
why's that mate

>>76463894
its there so tired people inthe military can easily see what the 24hr time is without conversion. so they have less change of getting it wrong.

>>76463847
It's mental they go mad for this kind of thing when delicious fruit like pineapple and bananas etc. grow in abundance.

Durians are the worst, they're not even nice and they fucking stink but people love 'em

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>aliexpress

>>76463895
pretty sure you should have that down by year 1 at least

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>>76463869
alri gran
though I like similar "older" looking stuff as well, just maybe more rustic and less like an old ladies house

>>76463935
hmmmm
maybe taste is subjective
"food" (haha) for thought

>>76463913
Because chile is filled with ugly brown manlets

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>>76463842
have trouble reading analog clocks

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>>76463936
what do you want for $5?

Some of them look really good.

>>76463949
hehe

>>76463935
have you ever had roasted durian with italian ham and hollandise?

>>76463961
England is too

>>76463981
can't say I have

>>76463966
its not an instantaneous thing for me but surely it's not that difficult for you

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thailad

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>>76464019

got a £40 voucher lads what do I get

>>76464035
for where?

>>76463989
brown is not that bad, but Chileans on average look like less disgusting version of peruvians

I wouldn't be complaining if we had good looking brown people, like brazil or venezuela do

>>76463966
Big hand is the hour, just see which of the big numbers it's between and that's all you need to know, small hand is minute and uses the entire rotation (60), smallest is second and literally irrelevant. You can figure all this out with a half-second glance if you use them often enough, I hear people say well clocks are on everything now but I honestly prefer just looking at my wrist instead of fishing out the phone

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>I browse a forum where people literally have to explain how to tell the time.

>>76464042
amazon

>>76464068
it looks unprofessional too if you're working and have to dig your phone out of your pocket

didn't know there were watchlets browsing these threads, defenestrate yourself when you get the next chance x

>>76464068
i didn't say i don't know how to read analog clocks, i'm just saying it requires quite a bit more effort on my part than reading a digital one

>>76464127
unprofessional? only if you work in a shop in a uniform maybe.

don't like things on my wrist especially a thick piece of metal

i wear a calculator watch because i consider myself quirky

only nu males wear watches

prove me wrong

>>76464182
this, wearing a watch looks autistic as fuck unless you are a good looking +30 yr old salaryman

>>76464182
if you've ever had a real job you would know that a decent watch is a mandatory but unspoken part of the uniform and your coworkers will literally be howling at the watchless runt

>>76464182
numales wear apple watches

if i wore a watch i'd wear it on the inside of the wrist
what is the general opinion of people that do that

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ma'lady

>>76464223
you'd get scratches on it if you try to lift anything big

t. has had this happen before

>>76464182
Been wearing a watch since Junior year of high school and feel naked without it now.

It was also a Christmas gift so it went from I guess I'll wear this to I have to wear this.

>s. Johnston Dennis

>Chad
wears an expensive analog watch with several simple but useful features he takes advantage of regularly, his watch is tasteful and matches the rest of his attire so everyone knows he's a successful and professional man who isn't full of himself
>Virgin
keeps a huge android phone with bulky Otter case in the front pocket of his cargo shorts along with his 3DS, "Bad Mother Fucker" wallet, and loose change because he was too self conscious to sort it back into his wallet after buying his mountain dew and Doritos for lunch.
can't read analog time so he regularly has to fish through all the junk in his pocket (as quietly as possible) in order to check the time on his phone; doesn't have anywhere to be anyways.

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>>76464249
>he's moved to canada

>>76464255
viets can't even afford watches so don't see the problem

>>76464182
as >>76464205 said, a lot of jobs have watches as an unspoken part of the uniform. you look like a retard having to pull out your phone constantly to check the time.

>>76464241
labourers wear watches? isn't that a safety hazard

>>76464255
so chad and lets call him nigel for want of a name are essentially the extremes of the normie scale?

>>76464255
>can't read analog time so he regularly has to fish through all the junk in his pocket (as quietly as possible) in order to check the time on his phone;
or you know you could wear a digital watch

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>>76464260
Trudeau invited me to lecture for shark week.

MMmkay sweaty? x

>s. Johnston Dennis

>>76464223
plenty of reasons to do that. you look like a mong if it's a large large watch though.

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opinions on exorbitantly fluffy cats?

/r/television is the worst
if its not a bunch of talkshow clips its some post calling a netflix show underrated

>>76464283
wearing a digital watch is worse than not wearing one at all, the moment you step outside it's going to be constant derision at your childlike understanding of basic etiquette

>>76464275
not a labourer but i have helped a lot of people move

>>76464295
i would only go for a dainty little thing

might as well rename /brit/ to /watch/ at this point, fuck off you runtoids literally nobody cares about this shite

>>76464298
a cute

>>76464311
honestly I think the "retro" looking digital terrorist watches are pretty sweet

>>76464324
watchlet mong

>>76464298
probably shed everywhere and wouldnt be good for where i live in arizona, but would cuddle with/10

victorian britain was incredibly aesthetic

>>76464313
i was talking about if i were forced to in a business setting
id never wear one casually fuck that

>>76464338
bit racist

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>>76464232
Which one of these lovely pieces shows me a Cesium-138 atom's electrons?

>fuckin' timelets

>s. Johnston Dennis

>>>/g/61061544
>>>/g/61061544
>>>/g/61061544

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so /watch/ what do you have in your collection?

>>76464320
yeah that wouldn't look too bad. the entire point of wearing it inward is to protect the face of the watch from damage, so that's why it's common in the military. a small faced watched inward would look aright, but dress watches shouldnt be worn like that.

>>76464347
would never have thought of watches as technology they're so basic

>>76464311
>"ah yes i'll just use and archaic and inferior analog device when i could get one that's cheaper and easier to use because i'm afraid the sheep i surround myself with won't think i'm cool"

normie insecurity, boys and girls

guarantee this guy that wears digital watches also wears shorts that go past the knee

>>76464360
there's fucking pen general too. /g/ is great, but the autism.. the autism..

>>76464363
can't believe there are people with this moronic viewpoint living and breathing at this very moment

>>76464371
that's standard in America

I find the idea of a woman sitting on top of a guy and forcing her (clothed) crotch into his face to be quite erotic

>>76464389
You forgot cargo pants, flip-flops (unironically wearing these while sitting on a gazebo), and some shitty hockey team baseball cap.

The watch is an afterthought.

>s. JD

guarantee this guy who wears analog watches types all his posts up on a typewriter and mails them to 4chan

>>76464437
can't believe yanks and snow yanks say flip-flops unironically, the correct term is thongs

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>>76464454
heh

I imagine every American poster as looking like Adam Sandler

>>76464454
guarantee anyone with a digital watch works as a burger-flipper at KFC or stole it from a target

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>>76464480
>burger-flipper
>KFC

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>Americans
why do they do this?

>>76464459
>thongs

So you're telling me I wear those thin ass spreading underwear that the sluts show off on the beaches.. but between my toes?

AbSoLuTeLy MeNtAl!

>sjd

>>76464492
me on the left

>>76464492
can't imagine canadians are much different
jog on

my 2 year old nephew said cars 3 was good but he also rates cars 2 so don't know what to make of it

>>76464503
desu when I see the rare other white person here I can instantly tell if they're american because they dress like 10y olds

>>76464529
>>76464529
>>76464529

>>76464492
thought i was supposed to be laughing at the guy in jorts and didn't notice the skirt til later

>>76464515
I've travelled enough in SEA to know australians when I see one and I can't say there's much of a difference between the regular tourists honestly, backpackers are different though