/brit/

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>tfw no 5head gf

maisie anime

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>And what exactly is bad about this?
state of leftists

>he couldn't do a catalog search before hitting 'post'

>tfw going to the UK next month
>was hoping to get laid
>given up already
>if I'm lucky, maybe I can get a fat single mum... MAYBE

Might as well go there with zero expectations.

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>>76459604

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*pulls up to you in a 2004 subaru impreza blasting the latest club banger*

oi wat you fuckin say bruv?

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check em

>>76459635
Too bad, I took your digits.

>>76459627
they're going to laugh at your dumb leafy accent

>>76459641
cuck

https://youtu.be/GoCOg8ZzUfg

*pulls up in a ford fiesta with all the lads, blaring this*
*gets out of the car and knocks your cuppa out your hand in slow motion as the whole thread watches in awe*

>>76459627
British women are generally much classier than leaf women. Have to use your brain a bit which I can understand is hard for your kind.

babestation

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anime

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lads what was the worst fight you've ever been in? what caused it?

quite like to annoy british people by calling association football "soccer" rather than just "football"

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>British women are generally much classier than leaf women. Have to use your brain a bit which I can understand is hard for your kind.

>>76459691
4 hours to the Island of Crete
2 hour delay to get on and then I was sat between some rowdy essex boys on their lads holiday

>>76459633
that's an impreza wrx sti actually

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someone just tried my front door

>>76459667
*shits myself*
*rubs the shit all over my body*
*charges at you covered in shit*
the ultimate battle tactic

>>>/r9k/37938249

i worked for a housing association in the north, the standard waiting time was 7 years. the only way to get bumped to the top of the list was if you were suffering domestic abuse or lived in a severely overcrowded house. the vast majority of our residents were white brits. lots of them fell behind on rent despite being on housing benefit, and we had to take a dozen residents to court every week for rent arrears. most of them would not even turn up at court and the judges would rule against them in their absence.

if you're a family waiting for a 6 bed house you're in cloud cuckoo land. though a single male could quite easily get a flat in a tower block that doesn't allow children or pets.

we had the police in the office at least once a week sorting out some domestic violence or anti social behaviour. occasionally residents would commit suicide at home and our staff would find the body. one slit his wrists using a butter knife and died. once, a nonce was jailed and we had to make sure nobody vandalised his house while we cleared it and reallocated it.

it was common to find a dingy, smelly, disgusting flat with a massive widescreen TV with sky sports and a resident who hadn't worked in 20 years.

we got frequent reports of drunken fighting, from the OAP housing. some of them had dementia and yet would be trusted to cook their own meals, one man was found calmly sitting at his dinner table while his whole oven was on fire and he was oblivious.

i met an old man who had reported his neighbour for excessive noise, the man told me he threatened the neighbour with a knife. the neighbour said the old man kept bringing prostitutes into the flats, the old man admitted he had women round but said they were helping him write his life story. he told me he wanted to return to his hometown of Leicester "and die there"

tower block janitors would get threatened with machetes. oh yeah and i'm pretty sure they renovated 3 tower blocks using flammable cladding.

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in my jimjams; ready for bed

not one

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>>76459570
>I doubt you even a Muslim!
>You probably a Shia innit, you probably a Shia innit?
>They all kuffar! *waves hand*
>They all kuffar! *waves hand*
>What, who can do anything about it, what, what?
>Shia are kuffar, what?
>Do something!

>>76459748
did you write this or copypaste it from somewhere?
its interesting

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>>76459727
really makes u think huh

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>>76459679
>British women are generally much classier

>>76459795
what's this one trying to say? it's pretty cute

>>76459748
>tower block janitors
umm sweetie it's caretakers

(my dad is a caretaker for tower blocks and has done it for ~25 years, he says it's a cushy number for the most part)

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>>76459633
*blasts your windows out*
*drives away*

>>76459804
pokemon addiction

>>76459799
>tfw no british slag gf

>>76459789
whats the difference between a shia muslim and a sunni?

>>76459748
Obvs this is s copy paste but how do I get a free flat?

>>76459793

Straight from the horses mouth. I only worked there for a year and ridiculous stuff would happen constantly, wish I still worked there actually, it was entertaining.

>>76459691
to boston, threw up in the bathroom but i did it through my hands, probably old scallops

>>76459627
Dont worry they're easy just go out have confidence and make it clear you're from abroad

>>76459799
does anyone have that image of the 4 ugly fat slags in a chip shop and one is yelling at the other

Yes, I am a Christian

No, I don't think I'm better than you. No, I don't believe everyone who disagrees with me is evil. No, I don't hate gays, nor do I hate muslims, atheists, or any other creed or belief. No, being christian doesn't mean I'm republican. No, I don't reject science. No, I don't sit here judging you. All I claim to know is Jesus Christ and Him crucified, and that His love may shine through me and shine into your life.

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ah yes, the fashion industry

any of you lads ever top someone? why?

>>76459858
quality chebs

>>76459850
cheers x

>>76459858
looks good to me

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got rejected by asda

apparently stacking shelves at 3am in the crime ridden shithole part of the city is too good a job for me

>>76459858
great chebs

only a leaf would be offended by this, effeminate cucks that they are.

>>76459915
you must have a history degree first

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>you'll never ever ever bang Kristen Stewart

JUST

>>76459828

It's not a copypasta, all original material.

Sign up for housing benefit if you're unemployed, (or has it all changed to UC now> i'm out of the loop)

You could live in private housing on housing benefit, doesn't have to be housing assocation. Though some private landlords specify no benefit scroungers since they can't be trusted to take care of a house.

>>76459824
Shias are /fa/ and brotier. Sunnis tend to be ugly, smelly and have anger issues.

>>76459869
my ex
because he asked me to

didnt work - i couldnt do it pychologically, my willy wouldnt get hard
guess im just a born submissive

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parents keep telling me to get a job even though I have thousands in savings

>>76459915

Better luck next time, chief. Dont give up.

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Can I get a quick rundown on these guys?

Test

>>76459954
tell them you're feeling suicidal

>>76459958
cheers lad

>>76459962
take the bogpill

life is the sum total of your experiences

Can't fucking upload webms what is this shit fuck you mook

>>76459962
control /brit/ with an iron fist

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>>76459940
yeah um mate

really didn't need this feel

can you please delet

>>76459915
they probably had hundreds of applications and just took a sample; you never got a look.

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Night

>>76459748
>slit his wrists with a butter knife

Most interesting part of that entire story.

Cannabis is legitimately a dangerous drug.

And it's being legalized just as we discover the extent of its badness

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the mushroom gf

Some guys have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every night I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

>>76460018
had an onahole wank earlier today

>>76460029
this
was really fucking high the other night Ive felt stupider ever since

anyone else surprised by how many nazi footage there is out there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DH7oNeJsi4

>>76460036
Love spongbob
Hate Nick

Guess my ethnicity

>>76459962
no. get your quick rundown somewhere else.

It's a tired meme and I wont have it, not here.

>>76460043
you guys linking shit like this is why i have pol videos on my youtube recommendations. i'm trying to get a DOD scholarship for grad school and they do background checks so can you stop

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>>76460038

told a lad to fuck off
>>76460026

>>76460053
Bengali

>>76460029
>>76460041
mongs

>>76460053
black

>>76460053
Subhuman

when i visited the old man who had the prostitutes visiting him, his flat was minging, stank of old dog hair, his only companion was this little dog and he said things like "that dogs my best friend, i taught him everything he knows". he also had a pristine 42" TV in the midst of his filth. he had noticeable tremors in his arms (parkinsons for sure) and stupidly told us about threatening his neighbours with knives. this was 5 years ago so he is probably dead now.

>>76460018
hope that's the case for the sake of my own confidence desu

>>76460053
Irish
>>76460070
this too

>>76460041
probably the first time you ever realised you were a such a daft cunt. weed opened your eyes lad.

>>76460065
DUUUUUUUDE

>>76460065
LMAO

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I wish someone could explain to me why I was so gay when I was a kid, like I would look forward to changing for swimming kinda gay

>>76460053
Irish gypo scum

>>76460023

one of our staff drove me about one day and told me that story, he had to break in through a window to see if the guy was still alive but he had been dead for days, he had chiselled holes straight through his wrists with a near blunt knife while in the bath

guarantee everyone here who smokes weed also loves reddit

>>76460063
>>76460067
>>76460070
>>76460078
>>76460110
You suck

weed shuts your pineal for good

never met an interesting reefer addict

>yes let me alter my brain's chemistry for fun in my spare time

>>76460029

Yeah i see colorado is falling apart as we speak

Oh wait. It's one of the best states I've seen and I've been to 31. At the end of August that will be 40 states btw. I'm going to Detroit.

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mate zoot haha

>>76460152
and my dad works for nintendo

I was gang raped by a group of 5 black males when I was 13. They took turns with me for hours. Only 1 of them is in jail right now and even then he's going to be out in 2016. They did not even use condoms, I contracted chlymydia and they left me in my bloody school uniform. The scars from that day are still visible on my thighs. They showed no remorse at all. As if that wasn't bad enough a little after my 18th birthday I was stalked by a group of middle aged Nigerian men on my way back from my friends house. These men tried to put me in their car, I resisted and they kept following me. I was so sure I was going to be raped again, only this time I rang the bell on a random persons house and told them I was being followed. They very kindly called the police and I stayed there with them till my parents collected me. From the age of 12 I have suffered at the hands of black males. I'm always targeted by them. I never used to be 'racist' but now I can't help but associate all black men as rapists. I'm sorry to have offended anyone.

>>76460090
"the wise man thinks himself to be a fool, and the fool thinks himself to be a wise man"

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>tfw to smart not too smoke weed

http://bmjopen.bmj.com/content/7/2/e012989

>>76460165
Not a fucking word

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So true x

had a huge crush on my sister's qt mate since i was about 13 (22 now, she's 25)

sister keeps randomly suggesting i go out with this mate 'jokingly'

when she said it tonight her mate started nervously giggling, looking at the ground and touching her hair and i'm too autistic to read body language properly

never met a weed smoking degen who didn't also fucking love reddit

>>76460188
omg ask her out anon!!

>>76460174
disappointed and enraged not to be a part of this personal joke

>>76460119
>he had chiselled holes straight through his wrists with a near blunt butter knife whilst in the bath

fucking hell lad that's grim. You mean he literally had big fuckin holes through his wrists from a butter knife?

Feeling pretty lonely tonight boys, can I get a You or two please

>>76460174
Despise Scots who type like this
Fuck off

>>76460152
Already hit 40 lad, keep up. Need to go to Pennsylvania in August so that'll be 41.

>>76460174
All Scottish people should be knighted, given free housing and anything they desire for the rest of their life for their contributions to world comedy

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Karen

morning lads, hows it foing?

why are scots deadbeats?

>>76460221
>>76460221
>>76460221

>>76460162

Suck my cock mate. I was in Charleston just after the church massacre. I went to myrtle beach, to miami, key west, orlando, new orleans, hiked in the colorado rockies, camped in west texas, stood under delicate arch, climbed angels landing, walked down into carlsbad caverns and watched the bats fly out, I've been to Vegas, hiked 3000 feet down into the grand canyon after watching the sun rise, slept under the stars in navajo navation and ate bison steak, been to LA (unfortunately), San Fran, Portland, Seattle, the oregon dunes, saw the giant sequoias in cali, hiked in yosemite and yellowstone, went to the corn palace in south dakota, watched old faithful blow, spent a day in Bozeman, Montana, went to Chicago, Niagara Falls, shittsburg, and spent a month in Jew York City.

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I remember when people used to think linetrap had a fanny, but now the only time I see him is when his willy is doing a sex wee on /gif/

Not sure what I want for dindin but it's getting late and I need to make a decision

Why are Scottish people so affable, attractive, likeable, funny and all around good people?

>>76460247
good good what's on the agenda for today then

>>76460168
"and the man who quotes William Shakespeare is a fucking knobhead wahaaay"

no true scotsman

Loathe the Scottish

>>76460188
FONT

never done sex

>>76460221
here lad, hope you find a gf or a good mate in the near future.

>>76460273
shitpost on /brit/ all day and maybe have a wank

scottish more like skettish lmao

>>76460263
How did you find Montana mate

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>degen

>>76460298
FABULOUS idea

hate myself and want to die

>>76460238
what a slag

any kekistani in?

>>76460315
same
i hate you too

>>76460267
she (SHE) is a bit chubby these days, not a fan

>>76460320
Shadilay la x

>>76460320
'ri

@76460263
not a word

>>76460305
nowt wrong with a bit of the ol' 'zism

>>76460320
sadilay

>>76460267
>/gif/
Cease visiting that incorrigibly degenerate hovel at once. You owe that to yourself.

>>76460263
>corn palace

My man

>>76460315
>>76460324
You can solve each other's problems

Shadilay fellow pedes! praise kek!

dont like it when people do that squat with really big weights

looks like it'll age the fuck out of them

why are people so obssessed with /fit/ nowadays?

sadacts

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would you believe me if I told you that people are already launching 4th of july fireworks already?

little bit annoyed by it tbf

>>76460352
Haven't seen you in a while
You been alright

>>76460360
not bad

uni finished

it's like oh, ok

>>76460355
That's independence day right? Ours was yesterday

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Just finished storm of steel lads.

Bit crzy weren't they, those Krauts

>>76460355
Is Trump going to be holding celebrations?

>>76460348
NORMIES OUT PRAISE KEK SHADILAY XD

>>76460379
yes

>>76460263
I went to film camp. I've read Sartre. I've read Thomas Pynchon. I've read Ayn Rand. I've been to Italy. I've been to France. I speak french. I've been to Spain. I've been to South America. I've been to Kenya. I've been to China. I've backpacked across Europe. I prefer tea to coffee. I've been to Greece. I love greek food. I'm a foodie. I'm always on the lookout for a great little place to get breakfast. Sometimes I go to Barnes & Noble and lose track of the time. The black people that I've met said I have a lot of flavour. I love my Macbook, but I also love my Macbook Pro, it has the word "pro" on it. Short for "prolapse". I drive an ancient Volvo that barely starts. The Matrix and Inception are the first movies in the last 10 years that made me really think. And yeah I paint, no big deal. I think conventional painting rules are stodgy, archaic. To bend the spoon, you have to realise there is no spoon. Think outside the box. Coexist. Coexist, and one more thing - if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", you're a fucking idiot, get the fuck off my Facebook wall.

Tony Blair

>>76460384
Not a word

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>>76460371
yep. dunno why they're launching so early, but usually on the night of july 4th all you hear are explosions
>>76460379
not sure, but probably

>>76460377
yeah
well junger was
great book

>>76460382
I look forward to it

Centrism is the only non-dogmatic political position

Tony Balir was a Zionist shill planted to destroy the UK through mass immigration.

>>76460302

Glacier National Park was really stunning. I hiked up to Grinnel Glacier from that hotel next to the lake, the name escapes me. It was depressing to see how much the glaciers have apparently receded. But it was so comfy up there I just lay down on a rock and took a nap.

>>76460391
tonibler

gun control is the worst thing that ever happened to western civilisation

>>76460391
the last thorn of thatcherism

>>76460391
Remember when someone threw purple powder at him?

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*walks into the thread*

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being a blairite should be punishable by death

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>>76460355
Perhaps they're Franco Americans
Today is their patronal feast

looking at pics of the Glaube und Schönheit women
pretty qt

How would one go about fixing Britain?

>>76460344

Across the street from Corn Palace was this nutty little religious museum which had models of biblical events mixed with egyptian stuff. the owner who i think was israeli gave me this stupid book called the great controversy, and said i had to read it before September (2015) because a major prophecy was about to come true

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>>76460424
no did it do him harm

>>76460448
killing all Anglo scum

they're luciferian and have no principles betond self-aggrandizement

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>>76460448
Corbynist-Juche.

>>76460427
*walks towards the camera*

>>76460400
Good to know I'm not the only one who thought that Junger was still old fashioned in his love of war, I'm drunk so that's probably a bad way to describe it.

I always remember him describing the bit about the heavy shelling of the front line in 1917. He still seems quite cheery afterwards. Maybe he's putting on a personality for his book but I thought he'd hate the whole idea of war by that point.

What did you get from it?

>>76460457
https://youtu.be/wfuzQrxerZg

Not really

>>76460448
kick out all the pakis

elect nigel farage or jacob rees-mogg to pm

>>76460462
magic money tree

DES
PA
CITO

WTF just found out heavy cannabis use could be harmful

>>76460263

I forgot to add, I also saw Michael Jacksons childhood home in Gary, Indiania, which is basically a distant chicago suburb.His house is preserved, pristine condition, surrounded by detroit level dilapidation

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Keep remember the day I broke up with my gf, was worrying about her cus she didn't reply to my messages/calls all day, thought she was hurt or something. Then after a day of worrying she sent me "I'm with another boy"

Felt so pathetic

European union? Nah
Great britain? Nah
England? Nah
Kekistan? YES lad

Always like to make eye contact with women at work when they walk out of the bathroom after having been in there for a few minutes. I know what you did in there you dirty girl.

>>76460489
best post of the thread

>>76460384
what a dire post. If you think this good, rethink your life lad.

>>76459962
Failed abortions

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praise keke

maga

>>76460489
good girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8lLGBeboEI

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>>76460473
Good post

>>76460454
I remember that place, it kind of looked like a castle. Talked with the owner a bit but didn't get the doomsday talk.

>>76460490
Absolute fucking sad case

Did this happen in fucking year 9 you pathetic fucking manchild?

>>76460513
centipede master race :D

listening to a bit of the ol' 'iohead

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president trump is getting another supreme court pick lads

>>76460544
Is he killing them off

>>76460233

What states do you have left?

In August I shall tick off Michigan, Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, Iowa, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Tennesse and Kentucky

Then I need the 5 new england states, Idaho, North Dakota, West Virginia, Alaska and Hawaii

>be me two friends
>one be 6'6
>one be 5'10
>6'6 man hasn't gone gym for years and is a bit fat
>5'10 is proper gym head thinks he's hard, has the body for it
>they get into "fight"
>6'6 man floors him in under 4 seconds

what's the point of /fit/ honestly?

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heard some people chanting "oh jeremy corbyn" outside

>>76460525
Nah it happened last year

I never told anyone, just lied and said it was because her parents didn't like me. The thought of my worrying about her when she was fucking same random guy just kills me inside

>>76460521
why is he nearly lying down while talking to someone

>>76460544
Get the fuck in

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>>76460525
say it to his face u fucking bitch

>>76460522

When were you there? He's one weird fuck

>>76460473
farage is a free market capitalism conservative

free market capitalism is why pakis are here

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take the red pill

democrats are the real racists

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>>76460555
How old are you and how many of these have you done?

Literally nobody likes you, everything you post is absolutely fucking boring blog tier shite

Literally fuck off you dumb fucking twat

'bout to eat some Bar-B-Que in a minute, can't wait lol

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would smoke weed but I have no friends haha kill me

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>>76460563
the future is marxism-leninism-corbynism

>>76460589
no, he isn't. he's clearly mixed market. no one is for a purely free market

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shadilay lads

>>76460599
>sponsored by loans.co.uk
lol don't post this again u fucking shill

Funny that a damp rag like William Hague was tory leader and based an election campaign on "save the pound"

>>76460611
it's funny how hard she's trying in that photo to look gaunt

lmao irl

>>76460618
>the yank thinks he's one of us

you could spend an entire lifetime studying /brit/ culture and I could still spot your pathetic post from a mile away

>>76460629
the tories were fucking useless from about 1995-2008

>>76460606
I know this was posted before my first post in the thread, but was it aimed at my intuitively?

>>76460618
Good lad, /brit/ has become full of degenerate lefty cuck cunts

Need to clear them out with based yanks

(((they))) don't want you to praise kek

>>76460599
Never been kissed
Had a car, licence and full time job at 16-17
Went on holiday by myself at 18 and moved out at 19
Earn average wage about 22 I reckon
Always been thinking of starting a business

'tism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLYPezoCioI

>>76460599
I feel like if I actually read this I'll neck myself

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>>76460652
leftypol is angry

>>76460554
I need Kansas, Alaska, Hawaii, North Dakota, Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, Maine, Vermont and New Hampshire so I'm actually on 39. The wife is American so there's always an excuse to go see some of the ones left but I've got no plans beyond Pennsylvania in August.

>>76460586
June 2015, might have been May. He was a strange guy but definitely topped by some of the nutters I've met out there. I'm guessing we took a similar road trip route out west and back.

>>76460583
Love this peep

I am Indian. My cousin in the UK married a girl of Pakistani origin. Our entire family in India flipped out when they got the news. India and Pakistan are arch rivals (if you want proof, watch any cricket match between the two).

Then, when they came to India, we found out that my grandfather grew up in the same 'moholla' (neighbourhood) in Lahore as her grandfather (before partition). Now everything is hunky-dory.

People are just funny, man!

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>>76460637

>>76460599
That Brazilian anon in the original thread had it right
Disgusting image

just wanked

>>76460637
lol.just did a poo xdd

>>76460720
midday wanks are grim

did you know that white british doctors are moving to australia en masse because nhs hospitals give preferential treatment to paki doctors who studied medicine at the university of durka durka muhammed jihad?

accidentally fixed my sleep schedule and now i have no idea what to do of a morning

>>76460637
Yeah fuck off you Irish twat

>>76460637
>/brit/ culture
That's illegal these days, no?

>>76460701
Culture is our operating system, as Terrence McKenna bespake. But our hardware is very similar.

>>76460637
ini hahah

honestly idk why yanks role play here, nor post here actually.

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barfed a bit whilst brushing my teeth just now
hard to clean my back teeth without gagging

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Sometimes i wonder how easy life would be, if i was born female.

>>76460720
>>76460729
late night best time

>>76460737
they'll be in for a rude awakening when they get here then

>>76460737
grim

>>76460599
7, most of the job/financial ones. Never kissed a girl.

>>76460737
Yeah fancy saying that to my fucking face and I'd snap your pasty little fucking pencil neck, pussy cunt

>>76460720
>>76460723
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>76460738
Jog

>>76460702
entry level post lad. you'll always be a yank. Just give up.

>>76460738
Wog

>>76460737
This post was brought to you by the Daily Mail™

>>76460737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl5JKDIlsbU

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This girl was was talking about how she wants me, wants to cuddle me, wants To go out to nice places with me. I thought she liked me but she read my recent message and didn't reply but I see she's talking to other guys on Facebook

Just blocked her, wasted my time and emotions on her. This is the 2nd time it happened to me this month, just really can't be arsed anymore. Just wither away in my room

Know no shame, show no mercy.

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hate the left
hate the right
LOVE the juche idea

>>76460755
but you bleed out your arse every month
sounds terrible

>>76460769
>>76460785
'eed

>>76460762
wait why

percocet molly percocet

>>76460729
Morning and just before bed time wanks are the best.

>>76460777
fat and dodgy legs no thanks

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>>76460779
and you will NEVER be ossie

>>76460789
Nobody fucking cares you stupid beta cunt

>>76460772
foy

>>76460737
ah yes, what a well thought out and educated comment.

>>76460786
>it's racism to want someone who will 100% understand you
don't rate globalism

>>76460803
hello nigger

>>75383884

having a toast sandwich

>>76460809
>Ossie

Chang OUT

>>76460805
That, quite literally, is why you jog in the ifrst place

>>76460819
P-pls no bully I'm having a sensitive moment
I-I've been lonely for 3 years

>>76460755
do girls like plain slim/skinny/lean guys

>>76460802
2 of every 3 doctors here are brown

democrats are the real racists

>>76460804
Stoned wanks a best

>>76460809
ossie ossie ossie

>>76460789
just give her a call lad. Don't block her just 'cause you're worried.

If she doesn't pick up her mobile you can drop, but don't jump to conclusions lad.

>>76460819
I care

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like me this pepe

>>76460836
yea but im not keen on the initial pain

cats

>>76460852
fuck off reddit

rick and morty = 'eddit
south park = 4chan

r-right?

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At the end of the day a man who can pour a pint deserves to be prime minister

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>>76460855
oy oy oy

>>76460847
my local hospital only has 1 brown doctor

>>76460870
Hello nigger

>>76460809
only cure for being an ossie is the lead pill.

trump's support base is suburban white middle class professional types, not the working class

>>76460848
lefties in general are the real racists

ate a bunch of junk food shite all day and the second I lay on bed to sleep it all hit me at once and now I'm shitting in the bog while throwing up in the sink

that'll teach me

Is Corbyn the UK's Bernie?

>>76460868
Yeah fuck off you dumb cunt

>mfw yanks put emphasis on the aus in austraila
>mfw yanks pronounce aussie with s's instead of z's

>>76460847
t. lelbournite

>>76460892
Pretty much

e3 was shit

>>76459566
>>76459566
Migrations are in order

>>76460693

Yeah I did a trip from NYC down to Key West, across to LA, up to Vancouver and back to LA, took 81 days. Watched the US Open in NYC at the end, saw Federer, Nadal, Djokovic.

If only I could travel full time.

>>76460859
this is such be yourself advice

so he's prob creeped her out

calling her 3 in the morning isn't going to help his case

>>76460855
Reee fuck off that's not how it's spelled anywhere

>>76460852
what's a stoned wank like lad. I'm a social introvert so I never get to buy weed from anyone. genuinely curious what a high wank is like.

>>76460874
He doesn't even drink and is pouring it wrong.

>>76460892
Corbyn is like Bernie if Bernie won the primary and then got to spend the next 4 years as the official undisputed leader of the democratic party and got the final say over all party policy

>>76460875
FUCKING SAVED!!!

THAT"S CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

>>76460841
>>76460911
Not now obviously. give her a call tomorrow, just ask how things are, how's your week been etc.