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girls who can break your fucking spine edition
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>>76458914
I am a fan of those spic women jeans
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>>76458914
I have a pair of jeans with pockets like that
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>that girl can probably bench more than you can
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>>76458974
yeah i know....
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>>76458974
do you lift at all?
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>>76458974
wouldn't care if i'm honest
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repost

I'm an oldfag, i remember when /cum/ was started back when /USA/ kept repeatedly failing because of how shit it was this was like 3-4 years ago.

All it was, was that American that hated Brits so much (can't remember his name) because his mum was being fucked by a Brit. All /USA/ was, was a shit flinging general at /brit/.

Good times

AMA
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>>76458862
Why?
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>>76459032
What do you think about Poles and Pakis fucking your women?
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>>76459032
Do you think /CHI/ will evolve in the same way?
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Do unto others as you would have them do unto you
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>>76459032
The only thing I remember about early /int/ was that korean guy everyone hated
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>>76459055
>didn't say niggers
Sympathy pains?
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>>76459077
Poles, Pakis, and Niggers doesn't sound as catchy.
Now that I think of it I could've said
"Poles, Pakis, and Porchmonkeys" but I forgot about that slur.
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>>76459102
>Porchmonkey
>tfw my 8th grade class convinced the Paki to call the black teacher that
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Why does everything I like have to be co-opted by hipsters
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>>76459055
Poles stick their own.

>>76459074
Yeah i think i remember something like that, /int/ used to be good before moot sold it off and everyone fucked off to /pol/ and /hist/
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Only /int/ posters I really remember are Darkmoot, FWG, and the Sheikh.
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>>76459172
Complaining about something being co-opted by people is just about the most hipster thing to do. You are a hipster.
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Can we please post more stronk girls?
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>>76459164
where would i get my information from if not for mspaint drawings
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>>76459211
FWG!!!

haha yeah, that bitch.

>tfw never got to see her feet
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>>76459211
All they all lead wondrous and successful lives today, what a twist
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these are my dogs

say something nice about them
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>>76459244
I thought Sheikh was still in jail.
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>>76459251
they're small like cats
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>>76459257
He got let off because of autism.
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>>76459251
*swatches theiw widdle heads*
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Hipsters are a counter-culture with no meaning
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Just sent a text to my friend's girlfriend asking her for the number of the qt who tried talking to me but I ignored yesterday
>>76459293
Hipsters are barely counter culture now
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my penis is un-mutilated
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you're right i did'nt get the stupid office job,but it wasn't engineering, anf only 3rd years get engineering interns. in my stpid minimum wage job, theres this asian girl that i work with that comes and talks to me everytime im at work, shes so pretty omg.

i still think ill get laid this year whens schools back on.
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>>76459172
be the ultimate hipster and not give a fuck about them, don't even acknowledge their unifying subculture and you'll pop their corpus spongiosum brains like a balloon
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Is there any legitimate proof for dinosaurs?
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>>76459309
same
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my butthole itches
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>>76459225
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>>76459314
big bones
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>>76459251
they wouldn't be able to defend you in case a burglar broke in but they might be able to alert people if you were choking
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sry for mis spelling im drunk
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i feel like i should go to college but i don't even know what i'd go for and i also don't want to
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>>76459314
Your mom is proof of dinosaurs
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>>76459356
btfo
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>>76459350
no point then
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There's literally nothing wrong with being a hipster.
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>>76459251
Whats the point of this fucking, ugly, useless, tiny dogs? They cant guard you and your property, they are totally useless dor military and police services, they cant help with herding of sheeps or horses. Literally useless breeds that should be terminated
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Thoughts on bleached assholes?
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>>76459310
if you want to get laid, lower your standards
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>>76459314
I can give you a megasoreass
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>>76459314
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>ryans reddit flags are back
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>>76459382
Seems like something only >white people have to deal with
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>>76459314
they let me hold a dinosaur tooth when i was working at the museaum the other day
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>>76459444
some hing tells me this canadian isn't quebecois
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going for a smoke
see ya lads
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>>76459251
cute. CUTE!
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https://youtu.be/d5ab8BOu4LE
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wow didn't realize denmark was so lame
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>>76459391
do you want me to stop?

im soorrry ill stop posting if you want
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>>76459503
>smoking
kys
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i'm not!!!
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>>76459380
theres this thing that civilized people do called having pets. Its when you take care of an animal because its enjoyable to have around.

see: the millions of cats kept as pets which dont serve any practical use in first world countries
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When is Papi Trump gonna start building the wall, huh? I'm waiting.
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>>76459380
paki bastard
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Is my american accent good?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1glg64OuVSZ
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>>76459527
>smoking
they are
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Plants > Birbs > Cats > Dogs
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>>76459519
pls stop
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>>76459563
Yes
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>>76459563
no dude
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>Mexican cement companies want to help build the wall

Damn Trump works quick
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>>76459516
>Three Dog Night
>21 Top 40 songs
>next to no cultural relevance today
funny how these things work out
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>>76459563
Are you native English speaker? I'm so jealous :c
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>>76459563
You sound like a normal Canadian dude.
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>>76459578
hehehehe.......
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>>76459600
Um, source?
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>>76459589
>>76459595
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in the mindset for a fap
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>>76459609
i posted it because it was in Lego batman
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Are there any girls here?
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>>76459654
No
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>Are there any girls here?
Maybe. We will never know.
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>>76459634

>http://money.cnn.com/2017/03/02/news/economy/mexico-cemex-border-wall/index.html

Can't stump the Trump
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>tfw when Mexico has no diversity other than some sprinkled poos and ch*nese
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>>76459636
who the fuck wastes time photoshopping the veins out of some thots eyes
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>noder dayme
> sayhnt lewis
>dez mwanes
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>>76459715
i do
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>>76459702
>negroes
>indios
>mestizos
>""whites""
>mennonites
>chinks
?
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Need something like this
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>>76459695
>literally twisting words here
not surprising coming from a tr*mpkin
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>>76459715
I think they just run it through a computer program that does that shooping.
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>>76459702
What's your state, Jacinto
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>canadians will look like this in 50 years
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*smears poop all over your back without you noticing*
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>>76459743
>*insert racist word towards blacks here*
We hardly have any blacks, the local ones supposedly live in poor communities in Guerrero and the foreign ones are from Haiti or something
>*Indigenous people*
They all live separate from me, I never see them.
>Mestizo
>"white"
They have the same culture, which is the one that dominates Mexico
>*insert racist word towards Ch*nese*
Only diversity we have
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So moving along,how's my girl voice?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fDQ8l882HO
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>tfw no buns gf
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>>76459773
guess :3333
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>>76459751
>fake rits
>or tiny tits being pushed to make cleavage
mkay
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>>76459822
L O N D O N
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>>76459857
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>>76459786
Wrong, it's this.
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If I had to have kids I would choose a girl that was tall and with small boobs cause they are superior to everyone else
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>>76459822
B R A G A
R
A
G
A
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>>76459870
there's lots of CHIs in canada?
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>>76459385
i'm trying, i'd love to have sex with this asian girl that seems to want to talk to me. but maybe she's too good for me.
>>76459468
why's that, im not, buy why friend?
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>>76459837
Since there's no diversity in your state, I'd say you are from Central Mexico
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>>76459881
tru
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>>76459876
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanaya_Beatty
That's a Native/Nepalese hybrid
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>>76459878
>asian girl

I can already tell she's too good for you
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>>76459892
WHICH STATE, NIGGER
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going for a shower see ya
lads
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>>76459918
wtf I love race mixing now
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>>76459918
oh fug
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>>76459994
>now
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>there are Anglophones who watch/read Al-Jazeera
>mfw
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>>76459350
me and thats why i study english
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>>76459920
i've only worked a couple shifts, but even though she's too good for me, she's grabbed my arm a couple times and laughed at the not funny things ive said
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>>76460049
She wants your penis.
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>>76460049
you're making me jealous :(

god bless asian girls
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>>76460049
fhritp
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>it's another episode of "central mexican won't reveal his state due to a fear of being kidnapped or some other bullshit that happens in central mexico"
que inseguros son ustedes los del centro
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>>76460049

I'm rooting for you fellow Ryan
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>>76460074
>>76460144
dont, i have really bad luck, shes probably touchy and nice like that to everyone
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>>76460200

stop this defeatist attitude. Just man up and go for it.
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I have never received any kind of attention from a female
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>>76460200
Doubtful. Stop being a sissy.
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*blog posts about qt girl who smiled at me*
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BABABOOOOLEEEEEEEEE
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going to kms

see ya lads
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*blog posts*
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>>76460250
Stop being hideous looking
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>tfw no asian girl to grab my arm and laugh at the not funny things I say
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>>76460322
Any tips mr. handsome boy?
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>>76458974
>that girl that can carry you in her arms
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>>76460358
that bald guy looks like markiplier
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>>76460343
Just one:

Be born into handsomeness
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>>76460358
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>>76460422
wtf? This advise is useless, man
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>>76460414
no
what
hes the epitome of what the worst andalucian genes can look like
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>>76460450
If you ain't handsome, you will never be handsome, that's the reality of the situation
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P O P P Y
IM POPPY!
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>Lego batman is about teamwork and traditional family values
huh gaaayy
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Think I found the perfect mix of smoking and sobriety
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>>76460502
F U C K reality
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>>76460533
relax, chill dude
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worth a read

http://www.yorku.ca/spot/caitlin/bornstein.pdf
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Have a sudden craving for an ice cold sodie-pop
Think I'll get some vitamin water
The pink one, it looks cool
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nah not gonna read it, but thanks
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>>76460533
If only reality had a vagina...
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>>76460593
What country are you really from?
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Lower your standards, you ugly, tactless, and just generally unappealing faggot.
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this is my room
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>>76460643
aesthetic as fuck
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would you trust someone named Marty?
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>>76460639
To whom(s) are you referring?
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Your favorite Grimes tune?
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>>76460662
You
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>grimes
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>>76460662
The single-and-looking(s)
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>Grimes
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>>76460690
I'm not going to date fat girls or nonwhites
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grimes
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>>76459225
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>>76460683
>Grimes songs
>having a distinguishable tune
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grimes (especially Art Angels) is overrated as h*ck
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I have no idea who grimes is
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>>76460763
how can it be overrated when tons of lame people hate it?
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>>76460778
keep it that way bud, less shit in your ears
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>>76460792
even more lame people like it
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Moving to Japan
Get fucked you losers have fun in lame North America
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>>76460778
Bad meme singer.
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>Already 8pm
>Only 1 more day of freedom
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>>76460778
a critically acclaimed leaf musician and a hottie
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>>76460880
I truly hope you are using your time wisely.
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>>76460831
i hope your plane goes down in the pacific
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>>76460920
The only thing thats going down is your mom on me
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>>76460880
wagey ragey
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Is albertakun dead?
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>>76460905
haha me too
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>>76460960
I'm a student
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>go to a concert for the music
>get a speech about dr*mpf
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Fuck Drumpf
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>>76460831
>have fun in lame North America
I will have much more fun here than I would be in Japan.
You'll likely be disappointed, weeb faggot.
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>>76461034
>open /his/ for Rome memes
>get a thread about Tr*mp
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>>76461034
Iktf
I hate the guy, but I hate being preached to even more.
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>>76459563
Please stop posting worse haganai.
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>Why yes, I hate Donald J. Trump
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I said FUCK zld*mpf
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>el peruano
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>>76461059
that jealousy
Now I know you're upset that you're going to be stuck in this shithole while I move to a real modern country
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>>76461139
Nice pic
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>>76461175
>riches country in the world by far
>sole superpower
>whatever we say goes
>"""shithole"""
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>>76461198
Jealously continues
Enjoy living in the past
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AND YOUR THOUGHTS WILL SOON BE WANDERIN

THE WAY THEY ALWAYS DO

WHEN YOURE RIDIN 15 HOURS AND THERES NOTHIN MUCH TO DO

AND YOU DONT FEEL MUCH LIKE RIDIN

YOU JUST WISH THE TRIP WAS THROUGH
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>>76461243
more faggots like you leaving the country the better
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i think beards should be illegal
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dont care
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>>76461272
Faggots like you are why I'm leaving
Honestly moving to the greatest country on earth
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>>76461301
How do you reconcile your hatred for facial hair with your obsession with Iran and Islamic culture
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If you don't say very much, people won't think you're a weird idiot. The more you say, the more opportunity you have to say something you will regret. Choose your words carefully in social situations, and speak loud enough to be heard the first time.

Don't walk with your hands in your pockets, but out at your side. Don't walk too fast or too slow. Dress well and be well-groomed. Take showers, brush your teeth, and wear deodorant and cologne.

Sit and stand straight, and don't have your arms crossed or closed off anywhere. Keep your arms spread out and take a good amount of room to show you are confident, but don't take so much room that people will think you are an asshole.

Have a light smile in conversation, and always focus on your breathing to keep yourself calm (take deep breaths). If you need to, drink tea to keep you relaxed and avoid any caffeine which can make you anxious and unfocused.

Be courteous and ask other people about themselves, and always take care of your health. Work a job and take up a hobby that other people will find interesting.

Do you want a gf bad enough?
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>>76461309
hahaha this delusional anon does not know that Japan's economy is literally falling to pieces. you're in for a rude awakening faggot
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Gotta get something like this
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>>76461137
You don't?
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I will watch the Black Panther movi
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>>76461380
I've read this somewhere else
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>>76461348
Its a seriously flaw in Iran but Iran has enough going for it that I am willing to overlook it

however it is just another reason to hate Sunnis
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Mexican girls are very attractive
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>>76461407
I'm a proud Trump supporter, always have been.
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>>76461384
Im going as an English tutor. I'm not worried about money. Im going to be a god amongst these people.
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>>76461435
Not this exact thing, I just typed it out
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>>76461402
White girls with blonde hair and blue eyes are fuckin perfect. Oddly enough a bunch of em are in to femdom and like effeminate guys. So I've got a few swedish and German girl orbiters despite being a half Mexican manlet.
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require a goofy square jawed germanic gf
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>>76461461
You can have them
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>>76461468
>english tutor in a foreign country

Good that you are admitting your a failure
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>>76461491
visit the midwest you cant fucking get away from them
I hate this place and those women so goddamn much
>>
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>>76461484
Lucky dude
>>
>>76461484
>tfw no qt blonde gf to dominate me
Fuck the world is going right past me
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y
>>
>>76461525
Gonna be doing better than you
>compulsive masturbator on the international section of an anime imageboard
>>
>>76461535
mr aziz is gonna flip out
>>
>self hating americans

Why do they exist?
>>
>>76461612
Why do you exist you fat fuck?
Stop existing immediately
>>
>>76461528
They do seem to like brown eyes though, since it's pretty different for them to see. Pero yo creo que ellas necesitan alguien que tenga piel pálida para ser atraído
>>
>>76461622
go kys
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>>76461655
S H A M E
>>
gonna masturbate to some lesbian pornography
>>
gonna go post in different threads and generals and completely ignore their culture and unwritten norms
>>
This is my 200th post today. time to go to bed
>>
>>76461169

ME MID

ME MID

:v

RATAS
>>
>>76461640
Don't you ever EVER type in Spanish to me
>>
>>76461464
>>
How do you resist the urge to stimulate your penis in order to make it ejaculate?
>>
>>76461798
ごめんなさい
>>
>>76461836
Trying to tell me something, Mexican?
>>
cargoships can't breach steel hulls
>>
How do we stop the rampant anti-americanism that's growing across the globe?
>>
I'm about to make the "getting back with your ex" mistake
>>
>>76462010
>not being a virgin who's never been in a relationship
lmao get a load of this fucking loser over here
>>
>>76462010
lmaoing at your face
>>
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Just hit send on the text
Now I wait
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>girl even utters the phrase "my bf"
Blocked and reported
>>
>raising the confederate flag

wtf is wrong with southern states
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>>76458958
Mexican chicks tend to have pantalones excelentes.
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>>76458974
...
>>
What a piece of shit

https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/878404868226076672

Worth a watch
>>
If you guys saw me in real life you would all give me ur gfs
>>
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This is the greatest album of all time.
>>
Well buds I'm going to my ex's house now. I think it's too far gone at this point and my mistake has been made.
See you all tomorrow.
>>
>>76461849
Be excessively patriotic and ignorant to the state of the world
>>
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do not order
>>
>>76462010
would've done it if they hadn't dated faggots after me
worst that could happen is it doesn't work out again, but I will never let the inferior sex suggest that I'M the one who has insecurities with daddy issues and lived a sheltered life
>>
>>76462215
Pendejo
>>
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bed time buds
>>
if you invited a procedure to increase the male genitals after puberty you would be the richest person on the planet over night
>>
i have a small penis but i would not accept surgery on it
>>
>>76461876
Yes, are you too autistic to figure it out, boi?
>>
Need a comfy movie/ tv series
>>
>>76462198
Kare Bush is the 80's Grimes
>>
>>76462495
in that case I'll check her out
>>
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Steam summer sale is on, what should i get partners?
>>
>>76462484
What kind of stuff do you like?
>>
>>76462506
Pls do. Also, Björk
>>
>mowing lawn
>run over a garter snake with one of the wheels
>blood leaking from its head
>pick it up and spray some water on it
>realize they are cold-blooded (?) and that I should not leave it in the cold
>kneel with it in the sun and play Rommel's funeral song as it bleeds
>it gets mad at me and suddenly gets better and slithers after me at top speed
>look for it later and it's long gone
>>
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Rate my cheese burgers
>>
>>76461798
I second this desu
>>
>>76462547
should've finished him off
>>
>>76462576
naw, it was a fighter and was determined to live. I wasn't going to snuff out something so energetic
>>
Is culture pals like tinder?
>>
>>76462547
When I saw little I saw a bull snake in the woods near my house. I was with my grandpa and he ran up to it and chopped its head off with a shovel.
>>
The only animal I wouldn't kill on sight is probably a green snake, which I would remove regardless.
Don't care for snakes or mice or spiders. If I see those things in my house or yard they've violated the NAP and it's time to deploy my tactical shovel
>>
>>76462611
Kill yourself
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Have an interview for a radioactivity safety technician position at a nuclear power plant on Thursday. Starting at $75,000.

wish me luck. Im looking forward to it because I think I have a good chance but im also a little apprehensive because if I get the job it means that ill have to move to the middle of buttfuck nowhere to avoid having a 1 hour commute
>>
i need a friend
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What hobbies are you into, anon?
>>
>>76462610
are bull snakes poisonous?
>>76462611
why? mice I understand, but you should leave the [non-poisonous] snakes to cull mice. Same with spiders: they are present because there is an adequate food source of other insects. just imo. usually I try to avoid killing spiders and I can pick up small ones, but I'm still working up the courage to pick up large ones
>>
>>76462649
spending 5 hours a day posting racist comments on twitter/comments sections
>>
>>76462649

>this is how mexican argentineans look like

we are truly the master race
>>
>>76462662
>think turks are mostly brown
>all the turks I meet (all women) have blue eyes and copper/blonde hair
>think south americans are mostly brown
>all the south americans I meet are very pale
tf
>>
>>76462687
I've never met a Cuban or Argentinian that wasn't white.
>>
>>76462641
I do too but I'm sort of a shitty friend in that I don't put too much effort into male friendships and way too much into female friendships
>>
>>76462650
Nope, sorry. If it dosen't pay rent it dies.
My dad's like you. Grew up in a field house, rodents and snakes were a fact of life. Told me they didn't bother him.
Sadly i'm different. I had mice at one point and what I did probably constituted a war crime
>>
>>76462650
I dont think so, but they make a noise with their mouths to imitate rattlesnakes and my grandpa thought it was one.
>>
Come to think of it, I met a hijabi today that was pale and had green eyes, but both her parents were brown.
>>
>>76458914
BRAAAAAAAAP
>*poops*
>>
>>76462709
I sort of feel you. I do have an auto-killzone, and that's roughly a 5-foot perimeter from my bed. All mice I kill. I am scared of breathing hanta from them

>>76462713
heh, do they have any poisonous animals in your area? I saw one show and it said the pines over there released a dangerous fungus into the air if you fucked with the dirt near their roots
>>
Canadian's are the most powerful race on the world.
>>
Who here /OITNB/?
>>
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I just smoked and I'm feeling alright
>>
It's a wonderful world. In some way, distinctly Japanese games share more of the same spirit of the experimenting, self-aware indie scene than the west. Very rich, gameplay-oriented, characteristic sensibility.
>>
>>76462775
Cigs? Do you get used to the smell of the air?
>>
Fantasize about suicide every day now.
>>
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>>76462788
DEVIL'S GRASS
>>
>>76462793
what's wrong?
also, is fantasizing about dying in honorable combat considered suicidal ideation?
>>
>>76462743
Rattlesnakes and rarely a black widow. There are also riversnakes, but I have never seen one. I've never heard of a fungus like that though.
>>
>>76462813
That's half my fantasies, so probably.
>>
>>76462827
I think this is it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptococcus_gattii
>>76462806
did trudeau legalize it
>>
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I did not hit her it's bullshit oh hi anon
>>
>>76462834
what's your life like
>>
>>76458914
new thread everybody

>>76462881
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>>76462855
trudeau is sucking my cock as we speak
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