/Asean/ thread

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>>76458389
>edicÍon

>>76458389
>>76458420
Edición*
Happy now that I fixed what I fucked up?

>>76458420
>>76458504
To be fair, most Filipinos don't know how to use diacritics at all. Like how Jose Rizal is supposed to be "José Rizal". Maybe that should be taught again, at least in high school.

Selamat hari raya asean

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Tagalog cuisine

Frankly Tagalog vs. Bisaya banter was the worst thing to ever happen to these threads.

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>>76458389
Bisaya cusine

Should I continue the neet life or give in to Mr. Chiu and become a wagekek?

>>76459552
I thought only chinks eat cockroaches

>>76459668
Continue to eat your OC cuisine>>76459662

do you speak spanish in phillip penis?

>>76459668
wagekek then marry mr chiu daughter before neeting your entire life
if Mr chiu has no daughter marry him instead

>>76459728
they speak penis

>>76459728
Only cucks do

No, we have no one to talk too


>>76459714
It probably is from some chink site

>>76459714
Cockroach (and insects for that matter) are delicacies in some parts of the world.

>>76459728
Not really. It's taught in some colleges as an elective but very few are actually fluent in it. Which is a shame considering how it was once part of our history.

ah
I came across with those people 3 times here in brazil: philipines scamers!

they ask for money for a fake charity organization
and they dont even speak portuguese, only english
which i find weird. how did those people come here??

>>76459461
it should be part of the language again desu, in order to prevent ambiguities.

>>76459872
>>76459806
This is some next level cuckness

Like that Aussie flip thats want to be japanase

>>76459872
I mean, I don't think we should use it again in everyday use, I mean they should teach it for its historical context. Besides, you can usually tell from context what meaning is intended anyway.

Eid Mubarak /asean/
Selamat Hari Raya

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>flips being cancer as always

>>76460123
Thanks for long weekend muslims.

>>76460195
Our pleasure.

>>76458389
Your hilo has been reported to FIFA.

Who else long vacation but no money here?

>>76459491
Fuck you. I hate hari raya.

>>76458389
What is this now butthurt bisayaball wants to be a spic again?

>>76459461
some people are called "Jose" instead of "José"
as in, the strong syllable is "Jo" instead of "se"

>>>/g/61067693
which one of you is this

Eid mubarak malay fags brother

>>76460290
tonggeng bontot
aku bagi sepuluh, okey?

>>76460878
y-you too ladyboy

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selamat hari raya

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Selamat hari raya lads

>>76460695
I-is that Mary?
Why did she choose to camwhoring in /g/ instead of comfier /asean/?

>>76458389
Made by mexicans because they're so puto.

selamat hari raya /asean/

>>76460695
f-flipgirl I hope
asean recto flipgirl that jogs, where you at

>>76463231
its masbate tranny fag

he always complains about being banned here

>>76458389
>puto
>white king
>proudly filipino
>filipino favourite

>>76463625
Its originally called Puttu before spics came here

>>76461304
because asean autists always scare away the camwhores

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For indobro and malaybro.
How much angpao you collect till this noon?
Me, 0 IDR.
I hate not being underage anymore.

>>76464171
I have to give them now, feels bad man.

>>76463231
That aint me. I dont post much on /g/

>>76464191
Wkwkwk,
That would be me in the future after i have a job.

>>76464229
>going on /g/ at all
ew

Good to see you're still here, I haven't been posting as much since I got banned for bullying mkl. You ever get back in contact with that weeb from tinder?

>disappear for a month after the french pubes incident
>there are girls here now
What the fuck man.

>>76464378
Anyone new? also been gone for a while
All I remember is flipgirl, malayqt, and frenchie

people should really post more upin and ipin images rather than shitty japanese cartoon ones

>>76464318
I just browse /g/ sometimes and see what's up. Yeah we still talk but not as much and I don't like him anymore anyway. He got an above average dick tho so I'm still not sure if to drop or nah. Also, I've been talking to his irl friend that I matched with in tinder lmao

>>76464410
I don't know who flipgirl is
Miss the times when I can just shitpost in here all day.
I sort of recognize the bitch postan' on /g/ from either infinity chan or leddit. I just can't tell where.

>>76464378
Its a flip tranny from Facebook not a girl

>>76464502
Whatever happened to the french chick though? Did that anon who threatened to send her nudes to her parents pull through? Too lazy to pull up the archives.

>>76464438
>>76464438
oh shit so you did like him and he wasn't just being a feeler, kek
check if his friend is also above average then choose maybe
or do both of em

>>76464434
Why do you think so?
I'm the only upin ipin poster here.
I've been posting them like since months just because i like them.

>>76464533
Still here she's the one who posts stuff about Laos
According to her

>>76464584
Well, I did like him until I met him and heard him say "lol haha" irl multiple times. Idk I'm too lazy to meet new guys now. I like his friend tho, reminds me of that dude I fugged who lives in Parañaque, or Pasay. Probably close to where you live. But judging from his fb posts, it sounds like weeb guy's friend is more weeb than him. I wouldn't mind a threesome with them tho ;^)

>>76463774
or we heard the indians say it as puto and called it that. then the spics heard us say it as puto and called it that.

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>>76464733
>>76464733
I wish someone would fugg me and forget where I live too.

>>76464637
yes yes yes i like them chu chu chu

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>>76464733
>threesome
you go gurl, eiffel tower that shit up
then proceed to weeb out on anime

best case scenario tho is when the two end up fighting

>>76464951
They seem very similar

>>76465103
>>76464733

Cringy to see same fagging over fictional stories

>>76464378
Could you link to the pics again?

selamat hari raya /asean/ salamat for the 3 day weekend

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>>76465136
sorry you ain't in the know m8

>>76464953
Oh I know where he lives. I'm just not sure where is the exact apartment but I might still remember if I go back. It's in Raya Gardens btw

>>76465103
I dont watch anime tho. I've seen some but I dont regularly watch them. They seem pretty close and will probably not let a chick get in their friendship. I'd love to see them do sword fighting tho ;^)

>>76465136
Thanks come join

>>76463774
I remember reading a in blog that the originally Puto looks like Puto bumbong and we refer to it as putul-putul which means choppy or it implied its partitioned
For some reason it got shortened to puto

But this is just blog tier source

>>76465136
This the new tirade, fake sex stories
Kek
Tho the bisayaball fag is still here

>>76465333
That's cute. I'm gonna make putul-putul your dingdong tho

>>76465333
most likely folk etymology

>>76465246
>raya gardens
a lil close

>not let a chick get in their friendship
guys are beasts when it comes to womyn
also much more likely for them to fight rather than cross swords, unless they're closet faggots

>>76465365
Fugg. How can you differentiate the flips posters here?
Are you a psychic?

Thunderbolts and Lightning

Very very frightening

>be in bed all day
>dont showered yet
>raining hard outside
>should I showered in the rain naked?
Y/N

>>76465420
He goes to your uni too and he's 24 lmao

Idk they don't sound that thirsty. Maybe just looking for someone to flirt with. It's also been more than a month since weeb guy and I fugged

>>76465776
who is this?

>>76465776
Is it a trap

:)

>>76466059
:))

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>>76466059
I already saved it. I'm gonna keep postan it. with a screen cap. tell me who this is !

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>mfw Malay chan sucked me off

>>76466192
fatin ilani

you ever think there were dinos in ancient philippines?

>>76467351
yes. spanish dinosaurs is our ancestors

>>76467351
Philippines didn't exist yet

So I was watching Regular show when they suddenly started singing about the various countries, they mentioned Indonesia but not Philippines :( I am malungkot

>>76467351
Allegedly the found a fossil in Palawan
But
>Philippines as the island archipelago did not come into existence until the Tertiary period, millions of years after the dinosaurs went extinct. The isolative nature of the islands in the Philippines had scientists convinced that it was not possible for dinosaurs to exist there.

>>76467733
Ancient filipinos.

>>76458389
Jaja sos re puto

>>76467387
how are you my lovely ladyboy

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>Keked on national television

>>76468211
>that guy face
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

>>76468211
post the friendzone logo quick!

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If you can't wear your national dress to funerals,weddings,business meetings,etc

GET OUT

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>>76468586

>tfw I wore the barong and a sash decorated with baybayin on graduation day just earlier this day

Why isn't this the norm?

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>>76468673

>>76468673
Because togas are traditional and the sablay was only introduced in the 90s, IIRC. Also, I think Lyceum "pirated" it as well, as well as a few other schools. LSGH does something similar but instead of the sablay they wear some kind of green vest with a medal.

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>>76468673
At least we can pretty much use a barong in place of the western suit if we want to. I'm pretty sure you can't wear kimonos to business meetings

did our ancestors really wore those bandanas they're usually depicted wearing? cause those are pretty cool

>>76469183
your ancestor were malay then those damn spane came and convert you
dont worry with allah will i shall convert you back to true religion with my cock

>>76468673
>>76468772
It's a UP thing

>>76469386
I know, I wore one a few days ago.

>>76469404
so this tripfag is also from UP? I bet you are either from ENGG or CS

>>76469183
If you're a fisherman, you'll know that bandana or rather tengkolok is a necessity to shade from the sun in the past.

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>he doesn't wear a comfy tank top inside his transparent barong to counter the blazing tropical heat

>>76468724

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>>76469446
Nope, UP Manila.

>>76465685
Oh mebbe I know him, us burnouts stick together. What course?

Sounds like you getting thirsty gurl

>>76469509
where was your univ grad? UPD's univ graduation was hot as fuck. They should have bough a tent instead of planting those sunflowers

I never wore a barong in my life.

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>>76469509
I wonder what this button do

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BAWAL BAKLA

>>76469649
What a sad life you have. Or maybe you're just a girl?

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>>76469493
>he wears transparent barong

>>76469509
why are you standing so far from the group
you look like an outcast in that group pic

>>76470010
He doesn't have male friends.
Those girls just let him take that one pic.

>UP manila
lel why not go to diliman? what a waste

wtf is BA Social Sciences

I would totally do andrea and judith

>>76470163
UP los baños is pretty based with their forestry course. UPLB and UPD are the only true UP, the rest are just tax blackhole for undeserving kids.

You have a bunch of qt girl friends
Please tell me you fugged at least one

>>76470173
For those with extreme autism. Think of it as college of special education.

>>76470225

not the tripfag, but UPM is the original UP campus faggot

>>76469572
PICC. College grad was at the UP Theater though so I got to have pics with Oble and the sunflowers.

>>76470334
>>76470010

>>76470263
And we're paying for this?
UP should stop offering them and put more money to the relevant colleges like CAS and CEAT

>>76470163
>>76470225
The one in Manila is famous for Nursing and Medicine
But I'm not sure

>>76469723
Anon, people here already know who I am, it's not really a big deal anymore.

>>76470010
Ah, I was a little late for that pic since I was taking pics below the stage before that. Also, only three guys (including me) graduated on time in my batch, the other three got delayed.

>>76470163
I applied for Diliman (BA History and BS Computer Sciences) but for whatever reason I was accepted in Manila instead.

>>76470173
It's a multidisciplinary and interdisciplinary field that includes history, geography, political science, economics, sociology, anthropology, and psychology, among other things.

Fun fact: Ruby of Eat Bulaga used to study that course, but for some reason wasn't able to finish her studies there.

>>76470285
>>76470435
Yes. UPM is UP's medical school just like how UPLB is the school for agriculture. PGH is actually operated by us.

>>76470173
Politics + economics + Psych

>>76470479
>tripfag giving pics to us
are you sure about this faggot? You are pretty popular on /a/ too

Still salty that UPM gets to graduate on PICC with airconditioning, UPLB gets to graduate with a tent, and all we UPD people get is just motherfucking sunflowers

Also apparently some B list celeb named Myrtle also graduated today

>>76470285
Who are you calling faggot, faggot?

>>76470479
>It's a multidisciplinary and interdisciplinary field that includes history, geography, political science, economics, sociology, anthropology, and psychology, among other things.
You don't need all these shit to work on a call center

>>76470543
You new here? Anons have been posting my pics here on /asean/ for quite a while now. People already know who I am anyway.

Also:
>Myrtle
>B-list
Actually she's hot IRL. Seen her a few times.

>>76470574
I'm planning to take a Master's degree in the future and enter the academe.

>>76470479
>PGH is actually operated by us.
make senses on how bad quality the service are.

>>76470610
Don't blame us, blame whoever handles UP's budget. Apparently more than half of the budget goes to Diliman while the rest is split among the other universities.

>>76470601
>I'm planning to take a Master's degree in the future and enter the academe.
You don't need a master's degree to argue on 4chan

>>76470601
Are you gonna be a terror prof or a chill one?


>imagine MKL telling his freshman virgin student "Quatro o Kwarto?"

>>76470601
i only see you in /phil/ thread on /a/
>>76470610
PGH is a motherfucking PUBLIC hospital. UPM med grads are required to work there, and some even sacrifice high paying jobs just to work there

>>76470712
Chill. Basically, if I was ever a professor, I'd never do the things I hated as a student.

>>76470729
Like being an ugly teacher?

>>76470729
you should do an thesis on memes MKL hahahaha
I bet UP profs would love that

>>76470729
Did your prof offered uno to any of ypur girl friends?

>>76470647
makes sense
lgbt pride parades are not chep

>>76470756
I already did a thesis on born again Christians.

>>76470756
MKL, PhD
Doctor of Memetics

Eid Mubarak

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7hDeSC6yqnE

Are you celebrating this feast the right way?

>>76470820
what was your findings anon?
Mine was about on Tagalog grammar, so I kinda missed out in analyzing society (not gonna specify my course)

>>76470870
Born again Christians are generally socially conservative, sometimes moreso than Filipino Catholics, take communion once a month rather than daily, practice adult baptism, and deny evolution, among other things.

>>76470824
Actually my plan, if ever I took a PhD, is to specialize in Japan and/or Philippine Studies.

>>76470798
Org or frat expenses or events like that are not allowed to be financed by the school

>>76470827
Not a muslim though. But it is great time to visit my far families.

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>>76469649
>I never wore a barong in my life.

What languages does /asean/ speak?
>english, filipino, ilonggo, german
Planning to learn french or italian next.

>>76471027
English, Filipino, some Japanese (not very fluent, though).

Programming languages would be BASIC, C, Visual Basic, Ruby, and Python (currently a beginner in all of them).

>>76471078
I'm curious about the many programming language you learn.
I bet you only learn to write simple terminal input, calculation, and output.
So why do you learn all of them? Is it academic purpose?

>>76471078
You're learning programming? I thought you were social sciences.

>>76471324
For fun. My initial plan was to become a programmer but I realized in high school that it would involve math, which I don't like. I excelled in geography and history so I decided to take a related course when I got to college.

As for programming itself, I know some of the basics and can do stuff up to arrays. I've tried learning Java but it seems too complicated for me.

>>76471335
I learn programming in my spare time.

>>76471022
looks like our batik tshirt mixed with baju melayu desu

>>76471365
Well, you're not wrong, the math involved in CS, at least in UPD, is fucking hard. I'm only in my first year in CS here (shifted from Math) and I already failed one of my discrete math subjects.

>>76471365
int i=0;
for(i;i<=45;++i)
im a fag;

>>76471460
That's a loop, right? Loop until you get to 45.

>>76471365
If you building real world application, java is easier and safer than c. But it's complete Object Oriented, which would be useful for large project. Python should suit you well, you said you want to make a RenPy VN, aren't you?
>>76471392
The embroidery on the front is closer to baju koko, tbqhwymfam.

>>76471652
Yeah, I was making one a few days ago. I find Ruby slightly easier, though.

>>76471607
>>76471704
show me a default n normal constructor

>>76471766
Nah, didn't get to that part.

>>76471803
>learn simple loop for.
>didnt learn the constructor method set n get
you learn the wrong way flipboi

>>76471607
wouldn't the function still loop when i is 45 since it still meets the condition of the function? 45 is equal to 45 so the function should loop one more time until it reaches 46.

>>76472034
correct since 45 is > and =.
it stop at 44
but mkl said it counts to 45 which is correct since int i starts from 0

>>76472034
That's why int = 0. In computing, you start from 0, IIRC.

>>76472116
>>76472089
ah I see. It's been a while since I've programmed so this was a nice refresher.

>>76472116
>int = 0
error

>>76472292
int = 0;

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>>76471460
>for()
>not for ()

>>76472353
saves time on the phone
I'm also driving

>>76472292
>>76472331
What language we are talking here?

>>76472401
C and friends.

>>76472418
Also, I think it should be something like int x = 0;. int = 0 would be an error as int is a keyword.

>>76472292
int i = 0.
you define i as being an integer before setting it to 0, no? int itself shouldn't have a preset value, I think. I've only ever really programmed with java so i dont know how it works with other languages.

>>76472459
You're accurate. For some languages like Python and Ruby, defining is optional and you can use variables on the spot, and there's no need to define them as integers/floats/strings/etc. since the interpreter will assume for you.

>>76472459
Java default to 0, not so with C that's why I asked what language we're writing in.
Anyway this one is superior
for (int i;i<=45;++i)
im_a_fag ()

>>76472561
Forget the ;

>>76472561
Fuck this one
for (int i=0;i<=45;++i)
im_too_sloopy ();

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>>76468211
>be me
>study very hard because there was a qt who studies with me
>study so hard with her that we become summa cum laude
>we were so close that people mistook us for a couple
>gets friendzoned at the graduation in front of national tv
>mfw

>>76471027
Only English and Filipino

>>76473240
>qt
not even close

*adjusts crotch*

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>>76468211
Hahahahaha I should have pick a different course.

>>76473750
*kambyo*

>quit work
>enjoy neet life for a week
Will there be anime sales / conventions coming up?

>>76471027
english, chinese, filipino, japanese
trying korean but its hopeless for me to comprehend gookrunes

>>76471027
All these fake answers
Ayy lmao

Is Vietnam quite a bit of a imperial power in SEA? Since the French colonialist exploitation and famine occurred during Japanese occupation, I think the Vietnamese annexed Cambodia and Laos for its large resources because there aren't enough in their own country.

>>76475971
There's a shitton of weeb cons happening, Toycon on June 30 is one. Just look up FB

>>76476946
But then Laos won't be landlocked anymore.

Hey Flipbros, is there any story of pre-Christian Flips BTFO'd Christians?

>>76477015
I don't think so. Laos has been landlocked since the formation of Lan Xang and I doubt they could even manage to grab a piece of maritime clay, their overall political and strategic governance is weak compared to its neighbors.

>>76476946
Our government and people don't want to annex either Cambodia and Laos. But we want to keep our clays (Phúc Quốc island) and strategic, those islands in the sea is not very important, what important is the water that surrounds it and its situation.

>>76477280
For instance, the Vietnamese made southern expedition on what is now Cambodia and relations soured at different times. And then there's that Dac Cong issue.

Chams in Indochina, Uyghurs in China and Rohingyas in Myanmar have in common as all victims of oppressive regimes and hard to solve easy problems of.

>>76477498
Chams are just normal people now in Vietnam, we already genocided like 80% of them in the past. I guess that what Myanmar is doing, maybe they should just kick muzzies out to Bangladesh?

>>76477590
>Chams are just normal people now in Vietnam, we already genocided like 80% of them in the past.
Are you aware that they're destroying their Hindu and Muslim artifacts like crazy a few years before?

>I guess that what Myanmar is doing, maybe they should just kick muzzies out to Bangladesh?
Rohingyas are recent settlers to Myanmar since 18th century and have been targeted to persecution since. It's a big problem that had to be resolved and this issue is akin to Kurds and maybe Jews.

>>76477071
i just btfo viet vagina
she has a nice tiddies

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>>76476989
Hope I can find an Akko fig there.

>>76477684
We're preserving as tourist baits actually.

Is there any more BBW porn from ASEAN? I can't find much even normal porn. Why only from Thailand and Japan?

>>76478118
No Malay considering they're fat as fuck?

>>76477071
Does Lapu-lapu count? He/his men killed Magellan.

>>76478091
Yeah but they're also using a excuse to restrict Cham rights and of course their religious freedom. Why that when most people are indifferent about religion in Vietnam.

>>76478226
I mean generally only Japan and Thailand make all the porn in Asia. I don't really mean porn now, just some videos of chubby or fat girls trying on small clothes that are too small and eating. I only found a few from Thailand but want more

>>76478271
I don't think so, if anything, the government should hate Christians more, not Islam, as I'm writing now, there're more and more churches being built. One of my friend is Cham (not Muslim through, I think she's irreligious like us, although her father's name is Muhammed), and she just got treated as normal Kinh (with a bit of advantage in some aspect actually).

>>76478649
>if anything, the government should hate Christians more, not Islam, as I'm writing now, there're more and more churches being built.
See South Vietnam in 1950s. What's with the rapid Christian growth in Indochina?

>>76478361
There's not much demand for those kinds of fetishes here that's why you don't find any.

>>76478846
I got that but some girls that would otherwise be considered unattractive could still make some good money doing that for westerners on the internet. So it's strange no one is doing that

you all can piss off with your shitty food, Thailand food is the best cuisine.

>>76479915
>thai cuisine
implying it's not all dicks you tranny

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>>76479998

How do I get a real ladyboy GF there, not a gold digger?

bumperoo

>>76483076
go to sleep

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>>76483121
i will