/CUM/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

quack
quakc
I ama DUCk!!!

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/fr/

https://strawpoll.com/zxzeg7b
https://strawpoll.com/zxzeg7b
https://strawpoll.com/zxzeg7b

Please reply. Very importan poll (VIP).

What's your guys name ? Mine is Charlie

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>cm
>>76454978
Ulysses

>>76454978
Mine is Charlie II (the second)

Why is Nancy Pelosi so hated?

>>76454938
A person posting frogs on 4chan claiming he is better than other people.

Really makes you think...

>>76454968
pulled straight or resting?

>>76455006
Cool name
>>76455015
I am the 3rd, my father, his father and his father all had the same name

>>76455056
Pulled straight (the whole hair).

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>cm

>I shave my legs

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>>76455052
The threshold for being better than you is quite low though.

>>76455058
Whoops, typo. I'm actually Charlie IV (the fourth).

>>76455045
Because she is deranged, seriously she must have some kind of disorder

I am a rock
I am an island

>>76455076
need more options then
mine are 1 1/4 inches long

>>76455090
Good for you, I hope you have a good life.

>more than 2cm has most votes
ANIMALS

I am a Greek

if it wasn't considered weird i would try shaving my legs

*tells canada i love her*

>>76455162
So choose more than 2cm.

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>>76455220
You couldn't handle her tiny

>>76455187
>spot the faggot who shaves his legs

>>76455214
bit gay

>>76455214
It is a lot of hastle. If you're really self conscious I would recommend running an electric razer through them.

>>76455214
no you wouldn't it sounds like a useless hassle and it offers a few practical uses

>>76455271
Actually mine are between 1.5 and 2 cm.

>removing body hair
It's like you want to die in the Winter

Unless you're a swimmer, there's no point in shaving your legs

I am Alpha Omega Charlie

If I buy a new bike it will be all Taiwanese.
Frame and wheels by GIANT, SRAM crankset and cassette etc

Taiwan is the global bicycle manufacturing powerhouse.

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>>76455265
JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE

>>76455116
What has she done? I just know that she rules with an iron fist and has been the house minority leader for some time.

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I am Charlie X

one winter i shaved my thighs and it was comfy

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>>76455340
Reminds me of this comment

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>>76455364
>countrylets
no

https://twitter.com/NancyPelosi/status/878688654113345536

>>76455417
I like that comment.

green bottled beer is skunky shit why did I buy this

>>76455373
Ran her party into the ground and goes on psychotic rants about russia and bush(what she calls trump because she is insane and doesnt realize bush was president a decade ago) but I guess that's a good thing because it means the dems won't regain momentum anytime soon

>>76455448
Yep, it's a great comment.

>>76455471
tsingtao is sold in green bottles and it's delish

I really hate this idea that men are not supposed to be caring parents.

>>76455447
trans people arent even half a percent of the population. jesus fuck i hate the lgbtqbbqtgif people

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received a filtered (You)

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>Canada only likes big bois

Why is canada such a slut?

>>76455525
I know very well that you have read my post

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>tfw too intelligent to make posts worthy of being screencapped and saved

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2 filtered (You)'s

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fuck WHITE PEOPLE

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>mfw a (you)
>mfw this (you) is filtered

Unironically with death on all communists/stalinists/maoists/nazis

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>>76455577
Double you say?

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>>76455548
This ain't you?

DUDE FILTERED (You)s LMAO HAHAHAHAA

*returns my pop cans for 10¢ each*

>>76455637
*wish

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>>76455637
>he has a lisp

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From the interpals thread

>>76455695
that's me

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>drinking pop

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>>76455663
i thought they were only worth 5 cents

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>>76455650
No, I try not to play make believe with my posts
>>76455695
>shoops a German flag in
>can still see the Finnish one
0/10

>>76455707
No way hahahaha

I only drink beer and carbonated water
>>76455717
they just raised it to 10

A GODDAMN SPIDER JUST REPELLED DOWN IN FRONT OF MY FACE

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>>76455768
cute

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>>76455743
I didn't shop anything

dumb cat posters

Is joining a religion (protestant seems most likely) the best way to find a real gf?

Kill all cis straight white males RIGHT NOW

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>make a new /fr/ edition on americans
>shitfest ensues
Just wanted to let you know that no one likes you on /fr/, apparently

>>76455878
incoherent post
je ne comprends pas

>>76455857
Cats are an integral part of 4chan culture you swine

so would the ground wire be the one to cut to safely disarm a bomb?

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Swarthy girls are the best girl's

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>>76455878
Very old news

76455878
Don't give a shit about what faggots with Algerian cum on the sides of their lips think

>>76455898
Why do you ask

what reaction will I see if I talk shit about islam to liberals but being turkish myself?

do they apologize to me for making me become so hateful or do they lampoon me?

>>76455987
Something about internalized oppression.

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>>76455961
curiosity

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>>76455987
They will assure you that racism/islamphobia by Westerners makes you feel that way.
vaguely related pic

HATE vegetables 2 b h

>>76456026
U gon try bomb da school, steve?

>>76456043
Imam Tawhidi is literally a fraud, though, he's like a worse version of Ayaan Hirsi Ali

>>76456061
vegetables > fruit
tbqh

>>76456095
Go fuck yourself retard

I love broccoli and zucchini desu

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>>76456115
>manchild who won't eat his vegetables
You won't earn your GBP that way

>>76456129
fried zucchini is delicious

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The squad

>>76455987
They will still Inquisition you if you speak out against lefty orthodoxy

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>>76456163
I do eat my vegetables and I feel sick with every loathsome bite

>>76456115
Bud did you develop a new fetish or has pee stuff always been your thing?

>>76456193
It's not about sex at all. You have completely misunderstood me once again.

>>76456221
Please, tell me more.

finally talked to the dindu nextdoor thats blocking my driveway with her car

>oh my keeds dey drive dat fo me
>dey aint here today, i cant just call dem to come here now
>da check engun light was on, idk if it move

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>>76456402
kek

How is /cum/ (the general) going to celebrate Canada 150? We need to get organized and do something BIG. Suggestions?

>>76456086
nah

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>>76456358
Brilliant pic, may I save it?

>>76456473
by banning leafistan

>>76456456
im conflicted man. I know shes bullshitting me but shes old as fuck and the car has a wheel chair thing on it. I'll give her 1 more week and another verbal warning then I'm towing that shit.

>>76456473
Shut up.

Really HEEMED that you are ignoring me.

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>>76456507
It's stolen, the meme police will go after you if you download it. Do it at your own peril.

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Dier ez zor when?

It looks like ISIS will be defeated within a year

>>76456473
And there's your answer

>>76456545
>HEEMED
>>>/brit/

>>76456518
That would be very rude and a detriment to this general and /int/

>>76456539
jump off a fucking bridge you subhuman

forgot to add sugar to my banana bread

>>76456572
what do the colors mean

>>76456572
Retaking of Antioch when

>>76456572
who gives a shit

>>76456572
I've heard this every year since 2014

>>76456593
woah

I made banana bread also today. I didnt have any nuts though so its kind of meh

>>76456601
IT'S WOODIE WOOD FROM THE A N T I O C H

>Just got a job interview
>Have a vacation planned from Jul 2 to 7
fuck me

>>76456588
We're not going to celebrate with you, and that's that. Start a leaf general if you want to do that kid of shit.
You know what? Just for bringing it up, you're no longer invited to our July 4th BBQ.
Stupid leaf, stop being stupid.

>>76456593
You forgot to add a dick in between your legs, faggot

my pussy taste sweet cause i ate my pineapple

>>76456600
*unfilters kraut for a moment*
Red-SAA
Green-FSA
blue-Russia
Dark blue-USA
Tan-coalitian(usa)
yellow-kurds/SDF
Maroon- Turks/Euphrates shield
light blue-israel
black-ISIS
gray-FSA offshoots infighting

>>76456674
>looking at filtered (You)'s

>>76456642
toast the slices and put peanut butter on it, pretty much the same thing

>>76456670
get back over the wall so you can get zeta'd

>>76456632
That makes no sense at all, ISIS made huge gains in Syria in 2014

>>76456667
You are an absolute fucking cunt. I am all riled up now. I can't believe I have to put up with this shit in my own general. We could have done something nice and maybe had a joint Canada Day-Independence Day celebration but you had to be an utter faggot with your negativity and ruin it. I'm going to take a walk now to cool down.

>>76456721
cant, I dont have a bread pan so I baked it in like a short square shaped thing

I shaved my dick n' balls along with my arsehole about two weeks ago and it's finally feeling better down there.

Thanks for listening guys.

>try password 1
>doesn't work
>try password 1 (with capital)
>doesn't work
>try password 1 (with capital + special characters)
>doesn't work
>try password 2
>doesn't work
>your account has been locked for 5 minutes

my favourite

>>76456773
feels good doesn't it
but i never feel like doing the arsecrack is actually worth it

i just trim the pubes with an electric one (never go fully bald because i always get pimples) and keep the nutsac bald
for some reason my nutsac is the easiest thing to shave doesn't matter how many times or which direction i run the razor over it, no razorburn or anything

and a smooth bald nutsac feels fucking great desu

>>76456832
>not using a password manager like KeePassX
I hope this experience will set you on the right path

>>76456740
>I'm going to take a walk now
Why don't you walk down to the pier and and keep on walking after the planks end, Mary?

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>>76456882
>urinal
all of the names...

>>76456181
what did the guy on the far right saw?

>>76456909
Why, if I could get my hands on you right now I'd break both your arms and then throw you out a 10th story window. You do not talk to me like that in this thread.

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New Fetish:

Late Teens/Early 20s girls who listen to indie music and thinks a break up is the equivalent to the apocalypse. Like nothing more than playing the acoustic guitar and thinks the solution to earth's problems is merely "more loving".

That is my fetish.

It's Paris Fashion Week right now and Jesus fuck do all those pretentious asshats there make me angry.
I can't even begin to imagine what it must be like to interact with the crowd there.

>>76457015
So you want a below average looking loser? Feels like you actually have a shot with a female, right?

gonna go to bed :D

>>76456976
I'll say whatever I want, you mincing queer. The day I consider the suggestion of a shit-dicked snownigger is the day that you stop sucking your German queen's cock.
Nobody's coming to your party, nerd.

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>So you want a below average looking loser? Feels like you actually have a shot with a female, right?

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>>76457063
well Juan let's look at the alternative.

Why on earth would you want to go out with 10/10 modelesque perfection?
You'd be self conscious 24/7 and they oft have the personality of a robot.

Fallible girls are awkward and qt tbqh.

DES

>>76457102
>German queen
hehe never forget Saxe-Coburg and Gotha

UK is a literal Cuck Colony

>>76457015
i feel ya when it comes to teen pussy

>>76457139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA1GqIU0WmA&t=6s

:)

>oh shit Germany whipped our ass!
>better change the name of our royal house to something gay like "Windsor"

give me money bitch

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>Canada’s reluctance to celebrate itself is actually something worth celebrating. It has become abundantly clear in 2017 that patriotism is for losers. Patriotism is for people and for countries that need to justify their existence through symbols rather than achievements.
REALLY hate leftists /cum/

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>manager texted me telling me I could come in a little later than usual tomorrow instead of opening
>texted again two hours later telling me to go in at usual time

>>76457102
You are the person everybody hates and talks about behind your back. You ruin other people's fun and probably have autism as well. I don't want you or anyone like you anywhere near my Canada 150 party anyway

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Why do they all fall back at the same time???

>>76457255
I'm the person your mother loves, and I'm fucking her in her spicy butthole behind your back.

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>>76457230
I do too

>>76457230
You think that's bad?
People spouted the phrase "European first, British second" after they lost to referendum.
What the fuck does "European" even mean?
It can't mean white because the main culprits of this phrase are leftists, it can't mean Christian because they're often atheist.

So what the fuck is European in their eyes?
What does Europe offer that nobody else on earth does?

The left ruin everything desu.

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>>76457288
Italy confirmed for thot territory

>>76457238
aww too bad
hope your stepdad didn't beat you up for it

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>>76457305
My mother is old and fat. Enjoy!

>>76457327
so how will your royalty survive if they all marry commoners?

british royalty died the day they became windsors

>>76457288
Hope they all have a BBC to make them happy

English speaking people are a lot cooler than non-English speaking people.

>>76457101
Night friend

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I have $203.57 in my bank account

>>76457354
I'm not enjoying this. I'm doing it to spite you and to give her uncomfortable bowel movements. Have fun changing her diaper.

>>76457354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQjai34MyUg

>>76457373
Prince Harry is dating a nigger.

The Royal family dies the day the Queen dies.
Nobody likes Charles.
William is the son of a whore.
George is the son of William.

>>76457378
I find your commend repulsive

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>>76457327
Take a look at this, long read but worth it.

>>76457410
>I'm not enjoying this
good

>>76457238
Bit of a cock move desu

being mixed is confusing
what am i?
chi?
anglo?
i know that i am drunk

>>76457422
yeah but he's not commending, he's insulting them

>>76457471
I am Greek

>>76457452
>Fighting Hitler wasn't worth it because our neighbors are Pakis
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>76457496
What's it like being illiterate?

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>>76454911
amazing shot this week cousins...I'm so proud of you guys.

Homosexuality is degenerate and should be illegal.

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>>76457496
>implying that's wrong
Dumb achmed

My pronouns are they/them.

>>76457677
Your pronouns are pendejo/ignorante

Things I don't understand:

Why girls wear black/dark lipstick when it always looks terrible.
Why people pretend to be Nirvana or Beatles fans when neither were that good.
Why white people go out of their way to get offended on non-whites behalf for some trivial shit.
Why people aged between 12-25 think the Harry Potter books are more influential than the Bible.

Would appreciate explanations.
Thank you.

>>76457677
How are they today?

>in 1940, New Hampshire was 99.9% white
wew, literally .1% away from total disaster

>>76457715
Who exactly were that 0.01%?

Name one good non-white and non-chink country.

ONE.

>>76457703
The only one I can answer is that if you ask girls the first question they will say they think they look good and they are not dressing for you but for themselves

>>76457691
kys
>>76457705
I'm good, thanks. My mom is coming to visit, though. What about you? How are you?

>>76457758
Israel :^)

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>>76457765
>they are not dressing for you but for themselves
That's very selfish

>>76457758
malta

>>76457803
>>76457807
both white

>>76457758
dubai?

>>76457804
They don't call it that they call it female empowerment

>>76457758
Chile
Costa Rica

>>76457753
probably either natives or black descendants from slaves (New England abolished slavery relatively early but still had them)

>>76457832
fake news

>>76457832
UAE and Qatar.

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fête de la saint-jean-baptiste (fête national du québec) aujourd'hui

>>76457845
Dubai is good to vacation in.
But so is Gambia.

It has horrific human rights abuses, slavery is rampant, has strict Islamic laws and just pretends to be western for more gibs from foreign companies.

>>76457895
barbados

>>76457888
mexico looks nice here

>>76457768
I'm fine except I'm not /fit/. Wish I wasn't so listless and would do sports.

>>76457922
>fartados
literally one of the most dangerous places on earth

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smells like freshly mowed lawn today

>>76457631
Although not a homosexual, I disagree. Deciding what should be illegal based on what is considered degenerate is bad policy. Also, the opinions of everyone under 27 should be immediately discarded.

>>76457978
mown*
MOWN

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Horrible way to die

>>76457942
fiji

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Sitting on my roof AMA

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I'm a growing boy

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*names one good non-white and non-chink country*

heh easy

>>76457703
I like the Beatles and genuinely love Nirvana, but I actually have memories from when Nirvana was a new band.

>>76457758
Tunisia

>>76458021
United States

>>76458040
>good

>>76457999
Why does that one anon hate you so?

>>76458006
If you add a portion of vegetables will it become a complete and healthy meal?

>>76457999
When will you hit puberty?

>>76457758
USA

>>76457983

moan

>>76458062
veggies are yucky

>>76458085
*pushes you down*
woops
*gives you a hand back up*

>>76458006
You're already a massive faggot, so maybe you should stop growing as much.

>>76458104
>You're already a massive faggot
What makes you say that?

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CANADA

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sand

>>76458089
What about a fruit instead?

>>76458135
hate this image

>>76457999
cool shirt

>>76457758
Iran

>>76458006
now i want chocolate milk

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>>76458130
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that's not true.

my insides hurt

>>76458291
you probably need to poo

>>76458135
I wonder how much sand he had to sweept to make it look clean and nice and how often does he have to clean his pc due to sand.

think im going to go out two (2) days in a row

feels like im 32 again

>>76458306
it's like a muscle cramp but in my guts

If you have a good relationship with your parents you need to fuck off desu

>>76458372
t. tyrone

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why is anime so fucking STUPID

these people live in a world that has already progressed to the point of electricity, TVs, and wireless headsets and yet they still fight with knives and wack ass magic and shit

>>76458390
No
I've already told the story about why my dad hates me

>>76458402
tell again

my parents are just disappointed in me

>>76458392
man FUCK anime

>>76458425
hate this cat

>>76458127
>What makes you say that?
Every post with your name on it.

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>>76458392
>judges anime based on fucking Naruto
that's like watching the room and complain about hollywood

>>76458431
My dad isn't a fan of Mexicans and told me not to bring home a nonwhite girl (not in those exact words).
I dated a Mexican girl for several years.
My dad didn't like this and stopped speaking to me.
My mom liked her though and is mad at me for breaking up with her.

>>76458463
Be more specific please

>>76458480
hopefully he comes around at some point

>>76458480
Funny. My dad would probably stop talking to me if I were racist.

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gonna bring the vapeman meme back

>>76458480
why is your dad so much a small man?

>>76458501
No, I don't take requests from namefags.

>>76458507
I mean he probably knows I'm not dating her anymore and he didn't pick up the phone when I called on Father's Day so maybe not.

>>76458517
>My dad would probably stop talking to me if I were racist.
Not even a racist joke about nigs or muslims?

>>76458480
>obeying everything your ddad says

How pathetic are you.

>>76458552
I'm not a namefag

>>76458550
I don't know, ask him. He's just an all around petty man.
>>76458571
>obeying
How does doing the exact thing he told me not to do seem like I obeyed him to you?

>>76458550
we need more people like him

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is it ever explained why the normal stupid non magical animals are not completely extinct due to sharing an environment with lethal magical murderbeasts who almost certainly share resources

>>76458584
sorry a bit drunk right now

>>76458589
People and Pokemon gotta eat something.

>>76458554
i mean maybe when he's older he'll be less of a cunt. hard to know with people. either way that sucks.

my parents haven't called in weeks and don't talk to me much lately.

>>76458612
I always assumed it was just other pokemon. Ive always thought as a kid that pokemon is supposed to be real life except the animals cast spells and shit

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>>76458589
There is an old autistic, typo-ridden explanation for this.

ive sobered up
i peed in a bottle then poured it out
not my proudest moment

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>>76458480
>my mom is mad at me for breaking up with her.
only redneck feelings

>>76458679
Explain further.

>>76458689
He took it literally brainlet, as in you broke up with your mother. Hence the inbred hick stereotype.

>working with class of kids to make a video project
>I handed them the camera to film
>half the footage is them filming their feet
>have to make the video from this stuff by tonight
kill me PLEASE

>>76458659
post it

just about at my wit's end buds

>>76458715
>trusting children to do literally anything
That was your first mistake.

>>76458713
The literal meaning behind the sentence is that my mom is mad at me for breaking up with my girlfriend. His interpretation only makes any shred of sense if you take it out and ignore the rest of the sentence.

god i fucking hate thhis

>>76458751
>know they'll mess up the lines so I get like 2 hours of repeat practicing
>it's still not enough and I'm 10 seconds into editing the first part
I WALK A LONELY ROAD THE ONLY ONE THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN

>>76458776
being drunk is a good feeling. being in between sobering up and being drunk is not

>>76458771
forget it
I'm dumb. I tend to ignore some fact in order to make fun a little bit

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HOO HEE !

>>76458800
Did he do it?

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>>76458735
Way too long to post here. It's ancient, sorry about the gay source.
>http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Ash%27s_Coma
TLDR Ash Ketchum is in a coma and is degrading which is why the real animals stop appearing as the shows goes on and the pokemon become weirder and weirder and less like real animals. That's why all the nurses and police officers look the same because his mind keeps doing the same fantasy over and over as he dies.

>>76458818
Rape kids?

>left a new shirt on my chair a couple of weeks ago
>forgot about it
>remembered it a couple hours ago
>it's nowhere to be found

>>76458839
I-I'm not accusing him or nothing. But did he do it?

>>76458402
i like your dad

im insecure

>>76458771
yeah but that's only if you assume he broke up with his girlfriend instead of his mother.

don't make an ASS out of U and ME. Syntax is a rule just like math and science, and it must be followed at all times or you'll get laughed at by very VIP people.

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>get chinchilla out of cage
>leave any kind of electrical wire unguarded
>chewed to bits in seconds

>>76458859
Judge found him innocent. But a judge also found OJ innocent.

i'm a racist nazi but you can't expect me not to mix with an asian gf if given the opportunity (not likely)

>>76458901
dick is blind to race
through dick, unity

>>76458914
>>76458914
>>76458914
>>76458914

took some fag's shirt a few weeks ago to see if he'd notice
I also wander into his living quarters to see if he'll notice

>>76458859
No
He was a victim of the pedophilic and corrupt movie and musical industries in the us.
Families wanted money after he gave a shit ton of it to the first famili who accused him.
Several child artists and other childs have been constantly saying he never did anything to them or other kids. Period.

I'm an oldfag, i remember when /cum/ was started back when /USA/ kept repeatedly failing because of how shit it was this was like 3-4 years ago.

All it was, was that American that hated Brits so much (can't remember his name) because his mum was being fucked by a Brit. All /USA/ was, was a shit flinging general at /brit/.

Good times

AMA

>>76458561
Being racist and saying a racist joke are not the same thing. I know the Canadian legal system disagrees, but there's still 75 miles between where I am and the Great Cucked North.

>go to concert
>everyone's a hipster faggot
The cost of liking relatively obscure music

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>>76459038
Believe me, I'm glad there's a border.

>>76459111
>muh niggers
Given the state that I'm in, I'm much more concerned with your fucked up laws influencing politicians here than I am with any meme race issue.

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>>76459111
>mfw midwest

Is my american accent good?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1glg64OuVSZ

>>76459297
>grew up in north-central Illinois
>town by town, the populations are always a variation on a German/Scandi/Irish/Polish mix
Seeing that picture reminds me of why I married a swarthy New York Jew.
>>76459317
It's good, but there's a little too much NYC and Hollywood influence. Your voice is like a slightly higher version of mine.