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shadilay

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Screaming

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>beer tastes like vile homeless piss

>there is no appeal at all, its repulsive

does 'jewels' in run the jewels refer to testicles?

>>76440060
of course he did, except his "agenda" is giving a shit about the poor and ensuring that something like that never happens ever again

tory mong, put yourself in the bin

So whats going on in UK politics lately? Haven't paid much attention.

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anime

Bet corbyn wouldn't go down to a pub and have a chat with a load of edl lads

He only feels comfortable surrounded by immigrants

>>76440106
yodeling

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Thailad here.

You all miss me?

>>76440106
so fucking special

OOOH TOMMY TOMMY
TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY ROBINSON

>>76440064
in the middle of a pub?

>>76440071
about 98% if you count the security and the bands as "employed"

>>76440106
actually roared out loud
normies need to be round up and imprisoned

*at the club*
*seven nation army starts playing*
*Everyone starts doing the Jeremy corbyn chant*

You do join in don't you lads?

>>76440120
no his agenda is tuning the UK into a commie shithole

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BABBY NEED HIS DIAPER CHANGED

>>76440106
The state of festival plebs

>>76440133
bet he actually would desu

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>>76440076

>>76440125
nothing special

>>76440117
hope not. went to see them live this year and my bollocks are still okay. worried they're gonna rob my bollocks now

>>76440169
jeremy corbyn doesn't even fit to that song

nuclear holocaust is part and parcel of living in an advanced society

>>76440125
>conservatives call election because opposition is in shambles and they want a strong majority in parliament for brexit negotiations
>fuck it up completely, lose the majority they already had
>try to negotiate a majority with a minor irish rorke party
>still not ready
>brexit negotiations have begun, government is in shambles

basically the gist of it, can't seem to do anything right thesedays our country

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>no his agenda is tuning the UK into a commie shithole

>>76440170
thought its been a commie shithole for a while now

>a white guy in a hip hop group

now i've seen everything

Hate when people like things that I don't

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>you will never again live in the internet age of good internet memes, cat videos and flame wars
>instead currently live in the era of race supremacists and AAA™ Content™
its not fair

jeremy corbyn is a false prophet

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10k footy lads in London taking our country back

>>76440218
Toryio

>>76440243
Same
Willing to go to war over it aswell

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stop voting tory

met a posh kiwi girl with big boobs
want to trade in the gf

SCREAMING, VOMITING, BLEEDING

>>76440255
>he isn't a race supremacist
bet you're a half gook

I shan't be celebrating Armed Forces Day, thank you very much. No one has as much respect for the military as me, but AFD is a sham, an artificial day created by Blairite faux-patriots who secretly despise our great military history. The same people who make sure that modern British children know nothing of Nelson and Wellington, Agincourt and the Armada (or if they do, in an anti-British way, remember when a school asked children to imagine being Spanish soldiers and reasons why they would want to invade us?) and obliterating previous day's of celebration such as Trafalgar and Waterloo Day, until they saw the need for the plebs to like the military they use.

Before we used to celebrate the great victories of BRITAIN (Trafalgar and Waterloo Day), now it's about the service of LGBTQI+ people in the YEWKAY armed forces.
It wasn't set up to commemorate ARE LADS, it was an attempt to garner support for the kike's wars in the desert.

>>76440196
https://youtu.be/T4_Yrwb4rh8

Have you been under a rock?

HAHAHA JUST GOT TEMPORARILY BANNED FOR NOTHING

janitor is a corrupt reddit flagger fucking hell

Hate wine
Hate alcopops
Hate shite like aftershock
Hate cider
Love lager
Love stout
Love whiskey
Love rum

Simple as

>>76440270
there's no football on

>>76440270
state of them

wouldn't even be mad if a paki drove a massive fuck off lorry through the lot of them.

absolutely hate commie runts

>i drink alcohol

rasheed

>>76440308
'sheed

>>76440300
>love lager
>not bitter
Whuss

>>76440292
there's at least another beat in the song that they're just skipping over

the only alcohol (of which i have tried) which i cant stand is cider

tastes likes fucking fermented piss

I'm surrounded by women at work and the banter is abysmal

They're like kittens who are entertained by tinsel. Not a brain cell among them.

>>76440282
i don't care about that garbage just fuck off already
stop ramming it down my throat

>>76440275
I agree

but voting labour is just as pointless

>>76440313
yes mate, we've heard you for the past three months

>>76440313
>flex in front of the communist rally
>they all shudder and disband in chaos
every time

>>76440276
she's never go for a povvo with A cups

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hate red top, hate green top, LOVE blue top

it's really quite straightforward

I think Corbyn may have given this rorke's mum a good rogering, poor kid never stops being triggered

>>76440340
Only English fairies drink that piss

you probably a shia innit?

>>76440357
>not gold top

>>76440357
Greentop is easily the best

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rate the bookshelf

>>76440343
its too sweet desu

give us a pint of bitter m8

New janitors got approved and one of them is a corrupt mong banning me for nothing

I met this british grill on discord and she fucked 5 dudes. DISGUSTING

>>76440346
some of the girls I work with actually have decent banter, they're dirty as well

LOVE it

>>76440292
OOOOH CHRISTIAN BENTEKE

I no longer believe that freedom and democracy are compatible.

>>76440367
You're just an absolute cuck

Simple as

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>>76440356
not a povvo
not a cup

>>76440392
that's too thicc

>>76440394
piss off you limp wristed spastic

>>76440362
95% of /brit/ hates corbyn

it's just you and your leftypol runts who suck his cock at any opportunity

>>76440357

Good lad.

>>76440341
What? You chant 'oh -insert 5 syllable name-' to it like Michael Van gerwen

Jeremy corbyn is also a 5 syllable name

>>76440270
not enough pints in this picture

>>76440408
All women are filthy when there's no men about
>>76440415
t. English fairy

>armed forces day

Ah yes, let's celebrate NEET runts willingly signing themselves up to get killed in pointless war all so Shlomo can make a few shekels. Excellent idea.

>>76440405
slept with this ugly girl last semester because i was really drunk, said that night that she slept with 12 guys

>>76440395
would love to scratch your retinas

hate corbyn

>>76440436
T. Cuck

>>76440308

paki cunt
you'll be dragged into the streets and covered in piss and petrol when the day comes

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>>76440429

synthwave tbph

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7uZYFYQxR8

Alcohol is just shit all round desu

>>76440417
your dad was on bennies lmao

>>76440432
there's at least 7 duns when I sing the song

duuuuuun dundundun dunduuuuun dun

OH, TIMOTHY FARRON

>>76440498
'sheed

Business idea: get all the lads together for a few pints

>>76440429
>school meals
are yanks too lazy to pack a lunch?

had this fucking hair stuck in my eye for days, it's driving me fucking mental

please get out

can't even find an entry level admin job ffs

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>>76440462
creasing at the thought of the veins popping out of your temples as you bash your fat fists on your keyboard typing this out, screaming with rage

sad larping chav twat

Just realised that the mates didn't pay me back their $20 share each from tonight's dinner that I paid for.

I'm sure they just forgot as I did, but shall not be forgetting this.

>>76440508
im not my dad u drooler
im free of his influence anyways

Apollo 13 is such a good film

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>>76440498
Agree

why are normorons so stupid buds?

>>76440498
watch your fuckin mouth

OH, PAUL JOSEPH WATSON

countries only become successful when they develop a middle-class.

Need a gram of dizz for £20

>>76440569
there has to be 1 more syllable otherwise it ends before the song does

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corbyn just looks like a runt. was probably bullied a lot in school

>>76440513
Watch a video of the crowd at the darts doing the mvg chant and you'll see how it fits

ecstasy is a dream come true

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>>76440429
>>76440465

>>76440569
genuinely funny

>>76440556
I'll take one of everything, barkeep, just mix them all together in a large pipe

Paul Joseph Watson is gay

>>76440347
t. half gook

>>76440601
Brits are proto-yanks desu

>>76440601
>desert
its called the outback bro

>>76440602
most people don't do the OOooooooohhh for long enough

>>76440634
>bro
FOY

>>76440626
no he isn't

love lager
love cider

rather impartial eitherway to most things otherwise

>>76440634
croikey!

>>76440405

I was drinking with a group and they all started talking about how many people they've fucked, everyone had to guess, you had 3 guesses, IIRC these were the answers for the girls and their ages

Age 21 - 5
Age 21 - 10
Age 21 - 7
Age 26 - 12
Age 24 - 7
Age 28 - 7

One of the girls guessed I had shagged 12. I'm a virgin.

grime and all black "culture" should be completely expunged from UK

>>76440627
t. half paki

>>76440596
the chant form misses the second "dun"
so its
oooohhhhhh, paul-jo, seph-waaaaat, son

>>76440552
still a povvo sponging off your missus and her poor family

these guys are terrible.

>we got you weed but smoked it all haha

>>76440634
no offense meant by it, kangaroo man

>>76440652
>FOY
FOB

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Is Adderall just speed for kids

>>76440668
bunch of used up floozies

like throwing a sausage down a hallway

im 21 years old and ive had sex with a total of 0 (zero) people

>>76440685
wake up dozy prick im an earner now

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>>76440652
>he unironically thinks we use british english and not american english

>>76440668
really didn't want to know lad

>>76440723
Didn't ask

>>76440668
how do i get invited to a party with 6 girls between 20 and 30

>>76440677
domo argigato mr gookio

>>76440657
he should be

>>76440727
very proud of you

Watching the tennis

Swear they didn't all used to be 6'6+ when I was younger

It's getting like basketball where you need to be tall to win

>>76440716
bitter 30 year old virgin
worthless piece of shit couldn't even fulfill the only purpose we have in life
top yourself asap

>>76440712
It's speed for everybody

>Looking for a YES person!
what does this even mean
absolutely hate applying for jobs

favourite biscuits? gotta be caramel shortcakes

had some from aldi the other day. holy fuckign shit they were good. they made the thornton ones taste like a pile of vomit

*buys nice car*
*gets keyed within a week*

ah yes britain

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at work, need poo, need wee, need fart

>>76440790
just make the court bigger

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>comment on an MW video even though i'm not a rorke
>get a bunch of replies and upvotes

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>>76440780
thank you

>>76440668

I forgot to add, one of the guys (24) had shagged 22 girls

>>76440727
bet it's a povvo job with your povvo qualifications, povvo employment history and povvo skills

*buys a nice car*
*gets rear-ended at a cabinieri checkpoint within a day*

ah yes Italy

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bring back easter

>>76440805
they want super enthusiastic happy normoid fucks to do their shitty slave labour £2 a hour job

skills etc do not matter because everyone has the same fucking skills nowadays, theres a giant pool of people they can pick from

what they care about is office culture and stress free all of this dogshit

these rappers are so monotonous. cant believe we like this shit now

>>76440793
bitch please
I could pick ur mum up on a Huffy

>London
>British

>>76440806
classic shortbread, bourbon and gypsy creams number among my favs. though for dunking nothing beats 2 chocolate digestives, chocolate side in, with a rich tea between them.

>>76440812
park and parcel

*buys a new car*
*window is broke and radio is stolen within a week*
Ahh yes, Ireland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcNlzUPytzU

new frisco riddim boy better know forever boy better know for life

>Irish
>human

>>76440763
*blows up*

>>76440839
no no no and no
i shant be talking to you again

>>76440851
*slits my own throat*
much better

>>76440831
When I was 16, all the girls in the class just assumed I wasn't a virgin anymore aha.

Still am aha

>>76440845
too many zingari and north africans there

>>76440858
I'm watching these

https://www.bbc.co.uk/events/ec584f/live/cmfbj5

>>76440276
didn't you hear earlier? we all like big arse and small tits here so piss off

>>76440806
Happy faces

>>76440893
>he was half gook and half paki
No wonder he hates race supremacy.

>>76440912
no i was at a function

>>76440912
not i

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>mfw I started the anti-irish /brit/posting

>>76440896
you'll never know its me povvo, speak soon honey x

>>76440888
rah

>Understanding client pain points with the software and communicating that back to the development teams – think of yourself like Hermes, the winged sandaled messenger god….of software.
they're just rubbing it in my nose now

>>76440831
have recently been putting my willy in different girls, was in a long relationship before so never really had a chance to. can say with authority it's a bit shit. relationship sex is much better. a high number of women just means a fair bit of quite average sex tbph.

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Doing a cheeky brew lads

>>76440942
shut up you pathetic queg

fuck me you must look such a twat walking around giving it the big I AM just because you pretend to like a sport that isn't even big in your country, I suppose you're such a bog standard drip in some next flyover state that you'll cling onto anything that makes you stand out in the queue for panera bread.

The fact you've gone as far to "support" a bottom of the league championship team rather than the ones people in America actually know such as Arsenal, Man U or Man City just goes so show how much you're reaching for relevance through irony

couple this with the ironic posts such as "AR ARRYS GONNA WIN THE LEEG" trying to pretend like you're some feverish English fan despite you being 19th just goes to show what a pathetic little specimen you are

ooh your middle finger's up is it? proper ard you mate, bet you'd defend your team to the bitter end. On the front line with the firm outside your local Taco Bell are you? jog on you little runt, you're fucking nothing mate, a vague pastiche to British culture which you can emulate poorly, but will never - EVER - be accepted within

fuck off

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no longer replying to brits

don't really follow all the america shit but this philando castile thing is fucked to me
the guy did everything right and the policeman just emptied a clip into the lad
and he completely got away with it
is america just mad or am i misunderstanding something

>>76440929
*elects a paki mayor for your capital city*

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>>76440912
japan is so advanced

just hacked parliament
kekus vult *makes america great again*

>>76440993
*fucks you*

>>76440887
absolute fucking STATE of belfast

>>76441001
>the guy did everything right
wrong. hello trayvon

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>>76440993
paddy go home

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Hello, lads, are you guys making dinner as well?

>>76440907
not seen a single darkie driving here and only one darkie I know of in 40 sq km

italians are bad drivers

>>76441019
>>76441033
shut up you pathetic queg

fuck me you must look such a twat walking around giving it the big I AM just because you pretend to like a sport that isn't even big in your country, I suppose you're such a bog standard drip in some next flyover state that you'll cling onto anything that makes you stand out in the queue for panera bread.

The fact you've gone as far to "support" a bottom of the league championship team rather than the ones people in America actually know such as Arsenal, Man U or Man City just goes so show how much you're reaching for relevance through irony

couple this with the ironic posts such as "AR ARRYS GONNA WIN THE LEEG" trying to pretend like you're some feverish English fan despite you being 19th just goes to show what a pathetic little specimen you are

ooh your middle finger's up is it? proper ard you mate, bet you'd defend your team to the bitter end. On the front line with the firm outside your local Taco Bell are you? jog on you little runt, you're fucking nothing mate, a vague pastiche to British culture which you can emulate poorly, but will never - EVER - be accepted within

fuck off.

>>76441028
na this isn't like the other ones where the guy was a bit of a twat
he was literally being respectful and followed instructions the entire time and still got shot

Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A...

>we are now in the late 2010s

weird

>>76441006
I'm not English. try again, Al Babsi Shinsuke

I'm 29 and still a virgin. That's only one glimpse of how dismal and pathetic my disaster of a life has been. Definitely killing myself I just need that final push over the cliff.

>>76441042
Di dove è?

I heard Sicily is full of north africans due to the refugee crisis

>>76440993
he doesn't really support blues you mong

Ireland was a mistake.

>>76441035
Where's the meat, Jan?

>>76440128
>dad walks in
>how goes the girlfriend hunt s-

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Time for the first sip of the afternoon

>>76441019
>>76441033
can't even imagine you saying that with your gimpy canadian accent

if you ever had the stones to breathe that within a thirty mile radius of me I would not only screech with laughter but I'd take a 4 ft drillbit, string you up by a tree and drill through your kneecaps into your lungs so that you drowned in your own blood here's an idea, buy a grade 2 listed 19th century property, sit in the cellar every day and slowly develop cancer from the asbestos you absolute capri-sun

>>76441001
>philando castile
>According to Reynolds' testimony and a police dashcam video/audio, Castile told the officer he had a firearm and had one hand in his pants pocket after being asked for his license and registration

fun fact for everyone
virgins are actually the most powerful race IN THE WORLD

>>76441066
>I'm not English
t. paki lol

>>76441087
Wrong

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>>76441052
>

friendly reminder that the UK isn't a developed 1st world nation like Germany or Norway

Cock is hard but I'm too tired to wank

I'm honestly mystified at how people wank dry

I have gender dysphoria

>>76441078
basilicata currently, near the calabrian border

not been sicily tho

carabinieri pulled me, a white man, over the other day

state of the italian police

we dem boys

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>>76441099
me

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>mfw northern ireland will be ruled by anglos forever

>>76441071
What does being a virgin have to do with 'making something of your life'? You sound a bit pathetic desu

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*HEEMS you*

heh, enjoy the shadow realm kiddo

>>76441118
There is more than one country that uses this flag. Try again, Shigeru Islamabad.

>>76441126
London and the South-East is.

the rest of the UK is roughly Italy-tier, economically. And Wales is Romania-tier

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>>76441126
>Norway

reckon it's about time you lads shut down the channel tunnel

>>76441156
Even the most anti-Catholic, pro-UK man in all of Northern Ireland's history was on record as a proud Gael.

Linda is 66, lives alone and sets her alarm for 4.30am to start work as a carer for children with special needs. She has taken on three jobs a week, despite being close to pensionable age, to earn enough to pay the £950 rent on her two-bed flat in Chadwell Heath, a workaday suburb on the fringes of east London. The bathroom hot water tap seized up long ago. Half the rings on her electric cooker aren’t working. The smell from the mould and damp is overpowering. And, after paying her rent and bills, she is left with just £54.12 a week.

Father and son Peter and Mark are her landlords. They own £7m-worth of property, making £15,000 a month. “It’s just the best way of becoming wealthy,” says Mark, 36. “Some people are saving for their first home. I’ve got 40.”

He admits to hiking the rent on one flat by £100 a month above the average in that part of London. “All the other agents fell in line. I was actually responsible for putting up all the rents,” he boasts. Linda’s last rent rise was also £100, squeezing her income even more at a time when her pay went up by just £40 a month.

>>76440556
Isn't khat the one that causes psychosis and lead to a bunch of rwandans being chopped up?

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>turn washing machine off
>Fucking door is still locked
>Unplug it
>Fucking door is still locked

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF JUST LET ME GET MY FUCKING WASHING OUT YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT FUCK OFF

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really want a burly brexit gf to batter my ballbag, lads

>>76441111
yeah
he was allowed to have it, he was letting the officer know he had it. he politely told the officer there was a firearm in the car
he was going for his license and registration, there were 2 officers there and only one officer freaked out and shot. the other guy was staying calm and wasn't even reaching for his gun, it was clear he didn't feel that he needed to draw it let alone empty a clip into him

>>76441196
smart man

>>76441211
it drains the drum and then unlocks automatically. plug it back in

>>76441156
DUP have made it clear all they're interested in is leaching benes from the UK

as soon brexit turns us to shit and it becomes clear we can't afford to give them billions for health and welfare, they'll think of some way to try and get it from ireland

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>>76441196
>>76441196
Can't wait for the day to come, I'm personally going for the landlords

when they sing "OOOOOH JEREMY CORBYN" what tune do they sing it to?

personally i think pearl jam's "jeremy" would be best

>>76441211
luddite

>>76441234
You don't say "I have a gun" to an officer while you've got your hand in your pocket. That's how you get shot. You fucking imbecile.

>>76441260
seven nation army you pleb what else

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>>76441211
>57 posters
>228+ replies
Interesting

>>76441260
seven nation army. the seven refers to the seven syllables required in any lyrics you wish to use

having council property in London is akin to winning the lottery

do asians have trouble telling each other apart?

like its not even a meme. they literally do all look the same. way more so than africans or pakis do

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*posts*
t. postman pat

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>>76441158
*plays my trap card*

>>76441260
seven nation army you stupid dickhead

>>76441258
Why is this image so staticy?

>>76441196
need them put up against a wall and shot desu

>>76441277
>>76441286
>>76441310
still stand by "JEREMY COR-BYN, COR-BYN" would be the better tune desu

>>76441277
>>76441286
>>76441310
don't think it is

>>76441295
In my experience, they stereotype different asians as having different features (cheekbones, noses, eyes, head shape) ect and they're usually accurate

I can almost tell Japanese, Chinese, and Koreans apart from each other

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where's the best place to live

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>>76441298
>tfw I'll never be a postman in England delivering packages to lonely housewives and cucking their husbands while they're at work

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*sets grenfell on fire*
t. fireman sam

>>76441345
you are testing my patience here

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>>76441089
Here. Enough for tomorrow as well.

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>>76441294
>living with a load of violent wogs in some ugly tower block with flammable cladding is considered "winning the lottery" by Londoners just because they're not getting ripped off by Jewish landlords

the fucking state of that city

>>76441357
That's the milkman that cucks men you FUCKING SPASTIC

Yet the tenants give a different story. Many say pleas to agents go unheeded. Others say they are simply too frightened to tell the landlord there are problems, as they fear being evicted if regarded as a nuisance. Housing charity Shelter says that in recent years as many as 200,000 tenants have been victims of “revenge evictions” after complaining. Landlords can use “section 21” notices to evict a tenant without any obligation to give a reason. However, since October 2015 private renters have been better protected.

Yet tenants feel almost completely disempowered. “[Landlords] have the power to say ‘you’ve nagged too much, you’re gone’,” says one. “If I kick up too much of a fuss it’s going to be easier to get a new tenant,” says another.

>>76441196

Landlords in London are scum desu

>>76441382
*Delivers a dildo to your wife and helps her test it out*

Heh nothin personnel kid.

>>76441354

London if you're a literal billionaire. Anywhere else if you earn less than £30k probably

>>76441354
west coast of Ireland

>>76441402
landlords everywhere are scum, the London ones just are the worst because they can get away with it

>>76441395
Filtering the leafs because of that one lad's terrible post about postmen.

>>76441275
they should've told him to take his hand out of his pocket instead of shoot him then. guns are legal in america and you're supposed to tell officers you have one if they approach you

>>76441461
Excellent.

>>76441461
no please don't i'm so sorry

>>76441194
some UVF lad was jailed yday for his role in ~20 murders and terror activity in the 90s and his name was Paddy Hegarty (the least prod name imaginable) or some shit

he got off fairly light cause he was an informant and ratted out a load of other guys in his gang tho
>prod loyalty

>>76441471
He shouldn't have had his fucking hand in his pocket in the first place you dumb cunt

>>76441275
we don't see exactly what he's doing, his hand might not be in his pocket
either way, he had to get out his license and registration like he was being told to do
>sir, i have to tell you, i do have a firearm on me
>>don't reach for it, don't pull it out
>i'm not pulling it out
and right after that the officer shot 6 shots into him (even while his family was in the car with him)
i'm sorry but come on mate forget he's black for 5 seconds, that cop was a trigger happy little bastard with absolutely no composure who should've got in deep shit for that

>>76441378
Noice.

>>76441379
You'd be surprised at the variety. Ranges from flats in Victorian houses in central to shitty blocks

wonder if there's some sort of cunt test you have to take to be a landlord or if it's inherent from all the inbreeding

Hate drinking milk 2bh lads

All landlords will be dealt with when corbyn comes to power in the coming coup after the Tories fuck up the brexit negotiation

>>76441512
bit of a stretch to say someone should be shot for having their hand in their pocket without even being told to put their hands up first

>>76441545
hello nigger

might go walk around town and see if any lasses, females or women give me the slightest bit of attention

>>76441512
he was getting the items that the officer had just told him to get you dumb cunt

His buy-to-let landlords are young Londoners Dan and Jamie who have snapped up 14 cheap homes in the north-east. Dan lives in a penthouse flat in Leeds and wonders how he can show it off on Tinder to attract girls.

Jamie’s hobby is flying light planes. He never cooks, saying it’s better to outsource dull tasks such as food preparation for £10 an hour when they can make £750 an hour. “There are two types of people, winners and losers – and I am a winner,” says Dan. He and Jamie rarely visit the homes they bought on the cheap. “They are mostly in the north-east. I can’t remember the last time we actually went to the area,” says Jamie.

>>76441275
"officer, just to let you know that I do have a gun and I am licensed to carry it, but I have no intention of using it"

there, not fucking difficult

it's not as if the officer approached him and he went "heh... big mistake"

>>76441378
is that fancy dish detergent? you poof

>>76440106
HAHhaha

>>76441531
>his hand might not be in his pocket
imagine grasping this fucking hard for straws to grab. The dumb nigger did a dumb nigger thing and got shot for it. If he hadn't done the dumb nigger thing, he'd be alive.

>criminals don't lie
It's like you're actively disabled.

>>76441545
Hate you a huge amount
would report you for this post but janny's been on my case lots lately X(

>>76441562
*Steal your wallet*
Looks like I got the last laugh
*Runs off*

I am making the new edition

Willy to go over war

>>76440831
Are you retarded?
Why haven't you fucked them?
I would.

>>76441596
Whatever cunt I hate you more

>>76441609
*Trips you*

Not so fast nigger

*Steals the wallet and ziplines away*

>>76441585
>"officer, just to let you know that I do have a gun and I am licensed to carry it, but I have no intention of using it"
imagine saying all of that to an office. brits are aspies, i swear to god. "i have a licensed handgun" or even "i have a handgun" and the office would ask if it's licensed. it's the LAW that you tell officers you have a gun and shitloads of americans have them, so it's not a rare occurrence that you need to suck his dick while you tell him that you have one

>>76441670
>>76441670
>>76441670

HOWLING at these povvo mongs chimping out because they have to rent from a 'evil landlord, so mean!!!' while my mum and dad bought me a house when I graduated from uni

Guess what? They'll never be the revolution you dream of before you go to bed ready for another day of waeslavery

>>76441652
*Your chinky slit eyes causes you to collide into a pole*

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what's it all about lads

>>76441686
didnt you hear? jannys back

Everything I had was in that wallet. By everything, I mean an unused condom from 2011.

*mugs the camera*

>>76441697
kot

>>76441690

Fuck off. Property is sin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCiYmCVikjo

>>76441691
*Lands on your pet dog, killing it*
*Cooks it for dinner*

>>76441561
>bit of a stretch to say that someone with a gun might be reaching for the gun
oh aye lad. big ol' stretch there.

>>76441567
>>76441585
The officer explicitly told him "don't move" and instead, the man began to raise his hands away from the pocket he'd just reached into. You've clearly never been within 4 miles of a gun.

jan the man

>>76441697
Shaktimaan

jan the man

SIC' 'EM JANNY!

>>76441685
mate when you're dealing with a trigger happy police officer I'm not going to take any chances being polite just to look like a big man

jog on

>>76440984
maybe it's the crowd you've been shagging amongst
try art school girls or just leftie girls in general
they like a good rough shag and will like pretty much anything in order to seem open-minded and tolerant

>>76441733
as i said, guns are legal here, idiot. he did everything he was supposed to except have his hand in his pocket without being told to take it out and just gunned down. genuinely wish scots and southern twats would fuck off and leave the thread to the northerners like it should be

New religion: jannyism

*Does a grimace*
ECCIES

dont know whether to go for a walk in the park or watch some australian tv show or other with the senpai

>everyone is now afraid to make a /new/ and nobody is posting

>>76441782
Guns are legal here too. Including handguns.

>he did everything he was supposed to........ except he made a motion that could be construed as pulling a gun
Why are yanks ALWAYS so fucking retarded?

>>76440357
my nigga

>>76441589
it's not grasping at straws all you can see is the back of the car, you can't see anyone inside the car. it's dashcam footage from the front of the police car pointing at the back of castile's car. we don't know what castile's doing in there
also he was never a criminal. he was pulled over for having a broken tail light and because his nose looked like the nose of someone who had committed a robbery earlier
the only times he had ever been stopped by the police before was for minor traffic infractions. he had never committed an actual crime
he was in the car with his family
he was literally a normal guy with a normal job living a normal life
you also completely ignored the bit about the license and registration which perfectly explains why he had his hand in his pocket

JAN JAN
HES OUR MAN
IF HE CAN'T DELETE IT
NO-ONE CAN

>>76441807
Go for a walk the whole night and take pics

regarding 76441830
don't reply to me again.

>>76441830
Pretty sure handguns aren't legal here m8

janny give us a wave
janny janny
give us a wave

>>76441861
>>76441861

am I supposed to feel sorry for people on the poverty line who live in London? funnily enough, it's an expensive city so move out if you can't afford it dickhead. Fuck off up north if you want something you can afford, christ alive.

>>76440106
lmao

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>>76441865
anything is legal heheheh

>>76441830
handguns are only legal if the stock and barrel exceed a certain length, effectively making them shitty rifles

>>76441830
if this was such a cut and dry case why did the other officer stay calm the entire time and never once looked like taking out his gun?
how come he moved away from the car when the officer started shooting
he's a fucking police officer. you're supposed to protect people and that means not instantly shooting at an innocent man who isn't acting suspicious in any way and has been politely complying the entire time

>>76441834
>we don't know what castile's doing in there
This is what we call lying.

>also he was never a criminal
>he was just pulled over for this little nothing thing here......... as well as being a suspected armed robber
This is just embarrassing.

>he was in the car with his family
He had a single passenger.

>you also completely ignored
No, you did. You ignored the part where he was told "don't move" and instead, he moved.

>>76441865
Pretty sure you need to brush up on the laws of the UK. Hint: The UK doesn't stop at the Irish Sea.

>>76441929
So I was right. They're not legal in the UK, they're only legal in Northern Ireland. Try not living in a shithole, you mongy mick.

>>76441918
Except I can own a handgun of any calibre if I so choose. It's almost like England isn't the only country in the UK or something. Imbecile.

>>76441921
>you're supposed to protect people
Factually and lawfully incorrect. The police in America have precisely zero legal duty to protect people. Warren v. District of Columbia