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anime

jannster

>>76435791
excellent post, lad.
Looking forward to more.

>>76435739
being in fear of creating contact with girls because you have a small willy is basically jihad against yourself
a girl you brought into a room won't flee away at the moment she sees your small sized willy

Not got the ol' Janny acceptance email yet. Must be in the post still

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alri. this is celsius from last night

The new janny has that freshly-employed spark
Can't wait to watch it die

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was about to finish A Song of Ice and Fire but I dropped my book and smashed the screen

>tfw recessed chin
>tfw ugly face in general
>ugly nose
>weak jawline
>manlet

I have a massive penis (7"x6.5") though, so it's not all bad

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wipe yer snickers and drop yer knickers, lads, I am in the mood for a full English this morning!

Can blacks get blacked?

I mean, imagine like 50 black lads doing a black gay train that loops around so each coon has his thick 9 inch cock in some dirty nigger's arsehole whilst there's one up his own and they're all fucking in sync and pumping HIV nig sperms right up into each other's guts and it's all messy and sweaty and they're all groaning like zoo animals.

Would this still be blacked?

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Thoughts?

>>76435858
this >>76435859 fucking faggot would know

Official things to put on chips power rankings:

1. Salt and pepper
2. Salt
3. Ketchup
4. Curry sauce
5. Salt and ketchup
5. Salt and vinegar
6. Mayonnaise
7. Gravy

Power gap

402. Brown sauce
403. Chilli sauce
508. Cheese

Whichever lad just posted this Noncehunter is a good lad
It's great Kino

>>76435854
>tfw baby face

should i shave?

>>76435845
is this the unedited version?

>>76435874
>no taco
Shite post

>>76435854
same except my face is fine and im tall and my penis is bigger lol

>>76435879
no

*tears off my own penis and spaffs*

>>76435820
Yeah itll be even worse because if
>shes nice
>awkward sex where she pretends and you know shes pretending
>she awkwardly deflects advances
>you immediately know why

You just cant win unless you find a freak with a legitimate fetish, but any girl like that is probably even more batshit than usual.

A shitty chin can be covered up.
a small willy cant.

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>I have a massive penis
>(7"x6.5")

>>76435874
Neck yourself

>>76435868

People need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps

>>76435874
regret reading this post

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>>76435846
I dropped my paper book and nothing happened

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an old friend that i cut ties with ten years ago(for good reasons) recently mailed me a letter(because i don't use facebook and he lost my phone number) only to tell me he's getting married and has a kid now

like i give a fuck lmao

what a massive twat

why don't britons have salt and vinegar crisps

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rip china

>>76435900
how small is your willy

wish i was a compton gangster in the early 90s dealing drugs and stabbing people for wearing the wrong colours and getting shot in a drive-by at the age of 17

>>76435872
>>76435858
shan't

love pints
love low taxes
love hard working people
love being free to choose

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Reminder that I started the ball busting meme

>tfw good looking but shy

>>76435923
>tfw spill water on my books
>ones ruined and the other wont turn on

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>>76435886

>>76435889
>>76435911
>>76435919
Ahh yes the shit taste brigade

>>76435932
I meant sour cream and onion

>>76435932
we do though?
they're the best main flavour

desde la distancia te añoraré

>>76435952
books won't get ruined by that just run a hair dryer over it

>>76435935
pretty small desu ~7.5-8 x 6

>>76435937
wish i was an italian that that was part of the great italian migration to the US in the 1920's then joined the familia in 45

>>76435966
We have them for crisps, they don't suit chips

>>76435933
in 50 years they'll be only 900 million chinese, they're good as extinct

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>I don't put gravy on Chips

>>76435966

we do, yankoid

t. eating sour cream and onion crisps right this minute

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>So it says here you're 25 or over and not on the property ladder yet, care to explain how you fucked your life up so badly?

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>>76435874
i put chilli sauce and mayo 2bh.

>>76436008
>falling for the mortgage scam

>>76436008
>property ladder
never heard of it tbqh
t. property owner

God cured my ADHD

>>76436020
gas yourself

>>76436008
prefer not to say

>>76436041
if you've never had chili mayo chips you haven't lived.

new tim lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dzk7gW7-5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quZV8SNKCkI

regret ghosting that girl

>>76436008
>chaining yourself to one location and a mountain of debt
Creasing

>>76436038
same except instead of god it was ritalin

>tfw brits watch american films and thing food fights and shoving people into lockers is common
>also sitting on your roof

Requirements to post in /brit/

>6'0 or above
>7 inch willy
>Shagged at least 10 girls
>140kg bench
>16 minute 5k
>Wingspan to height ratio of over 1
>Wrists at least 7 inches

Any others I should add?

>when uncle kicks the bucket family gets a house and land worth ~ £1m as he has no kids and is a bachelor
>when parents kick bucket me and brother get assets worth ~ £500k (currently, probably a few million by the time they go)
>few other relatives with no family, likely will get a few hundred grand off them over the years too

i'm sure some anons have been through similar experiences before, i assume you never really 'enjoy' the money because of where it came from?

>>76436092
full head of hair

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497360421147.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497360495318.webm

Salt and vinegar with a little sprinkle of pepper

HP brown sauce

This is the goat and only way to eat fish and chips

>>76436092
>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>no
>yes
>no

>>76436077
there has never not been a new tim video m8

>>76436092
>16 minute 5k
whats this

>>76436077

Can't believe Oxford health are hacking this poor man

>>76436111
see, the death of the white race is great
look at all the free stuff you're getting

>>76436077
oxford health are a bunch of cunts 2bh

>>76436092
full head of hair, passed 11+

well take a look at what happened
seriously
482,118 pounds in the first month and i'm simply blown away

>>76436135
run 5km in 16min max

>>76436092
2:1 or above

>>76436159
>passed 11+
alri grandad

>>76436111
only got one unmarried aunt who has lots of money and i'm fairly sure she's giving it all to charity (there is too many cousins for it to be that good of an inheritance anyway)

'rents will give me and the brother their propertieis but that's still less than 400k so big whoop

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tesco self-service changed me €2.40 when it was only meant to give me €1.40

>mfw

>>76436135
How long it takes you to run 5000 metres

watching nonce hunting videos

don't know why i get a kick out of watching people have their lives destroyed

>>76436092
5'9
6 inch
shagged 1 girl
100kg bench
dont run often

>>76436204
nonces aren't people

say nice things to me please
i accidentally took lots of cocaine last night

>>76436092

It was nice knowing you guys, but I have to leave now. toodaloo, lads

>>76436144
i don't need the money, it just will happen eventually. i was just curious to see how people feel when it happens.

>>76436092
be british

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How do I look?

>>76436188
yeah 400k big whoop

what will that buy like 4 new tyres on my supercar ffs

>>76436234
reddit: the game

cheese and onion crisps are the goat tier

>>76436221
ehhh they are, just very stupid and mentally ill people

I know what tim's computer issue is

won't call him up though to tell him though because he'll get paranoid and think I'm oxford health or something and then post my number online in one of his tweets/videos

>>76436224
you slipped and a line accidentally went up your nose?

>>76436204
I dont get why they even record those desu.
humans were a mistake.

>>76436204
im a big fan of incel catfish videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkQMGZ1GFCM

watching TTD videos

don't know why i'm so autistic

>>76436236
>400k
>split between 2 people
>which we probably won't sell and will only end up renting out.

>>76436204
because they're nonces, they made a choice to diddle kids. i don't force people to stomp on my balls or make it public knowledge, nonces should keep it very private too.

>>76436282
very german post

>>76436193
you sure you got your calculations right?

>>76436282
you think that's bad, I'm watching youtube poops

>>76436121
Fucking hate this mincing nu-male shit.

Kill yourself

>>76436303
don't understand that gimmick

>>76436193
>lying about getting an extra quid out the self-checkout

where did you life go so wrong

wonder what would happen if I nailed my bollocks to the desk
I don't just mean the sack, I mean actually putting a big nail through my right plum and into the desk

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god is dead

Currently own 13 beer glasses. I know of 3 more I want and then that's probably it. This collecting hobby will be over before I know it :( when I started it felt like it would be a hobby for life lads

>>76436188
>great aunt ended up with most of the family fortune from the sugar plantation days
>big part of it locked up in an enormous estate she inherited
>gave it away to a school for girls
>rest of the money got pissed away by successive generations of idiots

makes me very angry when i think about what could have been

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Will one of you guys watch my chocolate milk and make sure nothing happens to it? I'll be right back

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>god is dead

*drinks the chocolate milk*

>>76436121
that lad is ripe for a massive heeming

I'm looking for a fight today in WOOLWICH south east London

I've got a hidden location sorted, I'm looking for someone who wants to have a real one on one fight around 5 o clock today

>>76436363
hallo henning

>>76436302
>>76436322

ask the machine. not me!

>>76436347
no worries m8

*looks away from the chocolate milk for a split second*

oi! who drank it?

>>76436331
it would be extremely painful

>>76436263
comment on one of his recent videos

wonder what japs think when they see westerners imitating japanese culture

>>76436379
taking the eurostar now will be there in 3 hours
be ready for a proper heeming

>>76436379
Are you unironically trying to honeypot a mugging on brit?

>>76436393
what we think when we see them doing shit like lowriders and chicano culture

>>76436388
uh-huh, and the pros?

>>76436393
The same thing the rest of us think when we see you doing it

cringeworthy and pathetic

NEED to see a rocket launch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzCsDVfPQqk

>>76436387
*Smashes your head in with a cricket bat*

Leave it out yeah

>>76436403
you think some london runt could mug me? wouldn't be going down there if i couldn't put out some serious damage would i

>>76436436
6
all look pretty bland tbf

>>76436347
>>76436387
fucking state of the pair of ya

give your collective heads a wobble

>>76436436
3

>>76436436
4

ey m8 you've got something on your shirt
*points*

>>76436438
*immediately regenerates damaged tissue*

you shouldn't have done that...

People that did literally nothing wrong:
>Tony Blair
>Lance Armstrong

>>76436436
all of them not gonna lie

>>76436451
doubt you could handle an american.
gonna go cash in some GBPs and catch a flight.

>>76436437
*makes a mess all over the keyboard*

how's about that for a rocket launch

>>76436436
tan lines are so 1983

>>76436436
will never understand how people can find naked butts attractive

>Select all the apartments
What am i? the grenfell fire hahahah

*puts two pieces of toast in the toaster and turns it on*

>>76436077
teddys got the swiper

If you can only gain muscle lifting weights how come loads of cyclists I know that don't go gym have bigger legs that most lads i know that do go gym?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=830WUKkiMy4

AHAHAHHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*puts 60 oven chips in the freezer and turns it on*

>>76436514
the 80's came back, bruce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUKd_ctfd70

>>76436519
literally the best part of a girl

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>>76436077
Oh dear

>>76436077
install gentoo

some indonesian kid is 192kgs at 10 years old
mad ting

>>76436519
um.. u wot m8?

think im gonna filter jake.
Hes like the personification of every >yanks post

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>>76436533
you eat extra toasted toast?

>>76436533
*waits until it pops up then pull two pieces of bread out*

ermmmmmmmm

business idea: get extremely drunk by 4 o'clock

>>76436548
this man is really a fucking mong, typical canal+ tier humor
despise him

*pulls the rip cord on my toaster as it splutters to life*

>>76436590
I've got work at 4

Probably shouldn't be doing that

>>76436436
2/3

>>76436543
lot of it is genetics, but also cyclists obviously do a lot of volume

for instance i have bigger legs than most cyclists AND most people who go to the gym, but all i ever do for legs is a bit of cardio and maybe 3 sets of squats sometimes when i can be bothered

>>76436590
always good to set a deadline

>>76436607
bon gars

>>76436552
>not available

also, if that's the case then where are all the stupid mullets and girls with big teased hair that looks like a diarrhoeah fountain?

*spreads some peanut butter*

>>76436617
yeas, you shouldn't work on a saturday afternoon

want to snog a fanny lads

>>76436638
gotta get that dolla to feed the habit, innit?

who reports nude girls?

genuinely curious

business idea: go to bed because im a very tired lad

*adds some sliced banana*

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>also, if that's the case then where are all the stupid mullets and girls with big teased hair that looks like a diarrhoeah fountain?

what's that movie about those two kids dicking around with time travel or something for a homework assignment?

not bill and ted, the other one

>>76436626
weeded out

76436662
Jannies and mods lurk too you newcunt phoneposter

*spreads your wealth around*

"essex pride" event going on in central park in my city today lads

fucking disgusting

>>76436700
???

Reckon the country would be better off if you got to do PE at work as an adult

Image an hour on Monday and an hour on Thursday where you could just go and kick a ball around and then come back to work

need something to waggle my willy to

>>76436700
bas vegas?

>>76436700
any fit birds?

>>76436666
yes, that's right, fall fast asleep and leave your big yank anus completely unguarded

>>76436712
excellent idea

>>76436706
event celebrating bumbandits

>>76436700
what's there to be proud of in essex lol

>>76436712
always hated PE in school

not fat just didnt like it, simple as

>>76436691
>newcunt

literally posted a /brit/ post I made over ayear ago ITT. do you have any proof youve been here a year

>>76436714
nah chelmo m8

>>76436737
no it's gay pride innit

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>bumbandits

>>76436713
hegre's solo stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayVYxJppXg0

autism

>>76436077
section the bastard already

>>76436752
makes sense, only benders could be proud of living somewhere so shit

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/argos-worker-whose-cost-cutting-10663586
Screeching

>>76436712
only if it's voluntary, i do gym most days anyway, don't want to spend an hour of work having to kick a ball around with runts

>>76436712
Can you even imagine how much better productivity and shit would be if last hour of work on monday or wednesday was either go play softball or football or sit and talk to your fellow coworkers in a non work environment.

76436750
and you still behave like youre fresh off of ladbible

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>Can you even imagine how much better productivity and shit would be if last hour of work on monday or wednesday was either go play softball or football or sit and talk to your fellow coworkers in a non work environment.

>>76436790
You must be an absolute uncoordinated mong that's shite at football if given the opportunity you'd rather work 2 extra hours a week than have a kick about

business idea: 2 years conscription for all 16-18 year old men once they leave school

thoughts?

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popping off to morrisons, you lads want anything?

what's with all the tripfags and namefags besides lisicki lately?

https://twitter.com/neoliberals/status/878428177881858049
w2c

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>and you still behave like youre fresh off of ladbible

>>76436826
Utter STATE of you

>>76436836
hmm
nah
you can't have conscription in this country after world war 1 and 2

>>76436836
brexit tier

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>You must be an absolute uncoordinated mong that's shite at football if given the opportunity you'd rather work 2 extra hours a week than have a kick about

>>76436836
would support it desu

would've joined the military voluntarily by now but my history of general autism probably disqualifies me

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>>76436008
I would prefer not to

>>76436840
KRISPY
R
E
M
E

>>76436833
or maybe i enjoy my job more than i'd enjoy 2 hours of playing a game for manchildren with people i at best tolerate (since the ones i get on with also wouldn't be interested)

>>76436843
it's literally just 1 or 2 yanks, filter the bastards already

>>76436836
Dunno, what would be the point? Seems like it could just be a big waste of money and time, plus you teach all the sheeds to shoot guns

https://comewheatmay.com/

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>brexit tier

got birds everywhere i call it the chicken room

>pride marches

couldn't care less. just hope they have more of those 'Gays Against Islamophobia/Gays For Palestine/etc' placards they've been featuring the last few years haha! those always give me a good giggle

>>76436894
Bore off you pretentious wanker

i'm so coordinated i could heem everyone itt at the same time

>>76436897
learn some skills, forced socialisation for spergs, increase general fitness levels, straighten some wronguns out

>>76436895
can you unfilter me mate

>>76436942
why don't we just make everyone march around the town hall

>>76436903
256

afternoon, I won't be around this evening but I'm available for a meet early tomorrow

>>76436476
>>76436476
>>76436476

wouldn't know there was a gay pride parade on if it wasn't for rorke's constant whinging about it

>>76436840
a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat cheers x

dont care about gay pride it doesnt bother me nor does it bother anyone

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could do with a french gf

me and the missus getting rowdy down the races
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9df_1498233304

Are rorke rasheed and FOY the only original /brit/ gimmicks

>Tim
comments on his videos from reddit 3 years ago

>Kev/Walking man/Lisicki
/eire/

>Ballbusting
/tv/

>JUST
/tv/

literally me

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1498233250875.webm

>>76436931
>he doesn't like nonceball
>he's a bore

ah yes

>>76437056
new cunt

>>76437025
who let the great unwashed in

>>76436903
>>76436968
Get on my level lads come on

993

>>76436982
>banterless kraut ruining the thread with the 2nd reply

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>>76437062

>>76437062
reminds me of mark from peep show

>>76437062
which accent is this
sounds terrible
didn't listen to a thing he said

got a 4.5inch willy

>>76436903
ahh shite 400

driving to quebec this afternoon

>>76437153

Anon come on
>>76437088 (me)

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>>>/biz/2591684
stole your post

not arsed

ask me if i'm arsed

yer da sells avon [laughing crying emoji] [banter hand emoji] [100 emoji]

>>76437062
ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha ahahah aha aha a thats really funny!!!!! :) would be funnier as a twitter post in a scottish accent though!!!!!!

>>76437215
Are you bummed

want to have a banterous deano-esque relationship like this

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=288_1498208415

have to reheat my leftovers on the hob because there's no microwave

>>76437248
>>76437248
>>76437248


New
>>76437248
>>76437248
>>76437248

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>>76435948
thank you for your service

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497360421147.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497360495318.webm

>>76437256
no

Am i the only one who thinks the working class life can be a brilliant one?

If i could spent everyday of my life working with my hands alongside good lads, and drinking cold pints with good company before going home to a loving wife to watch my kids grow, I'd be in bliss

Don't give a flying fuck about having a big house and a flashy car and expensive clothes

Woke up with a bad haircut again lads

>>76437269
absolute retard

272 cancerous leftypol cunt

>>76437299
Proceed to apply water, then put them the way you want them to be.

Easy anon

>>76437380
it's a buzz, just needs some refining and I happen to not have the equipment to do so

>>76437294
working class people are really good at messing that up (part of the reason they're working class in the first place)

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>get drunk alone again
>wake up with cuts all over my thighs

'NIED

>>76437294
don't see how this is an exclusively working class thing

>>76437272
that's really cool

>Come on anon! it's your go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa_nsyyFDeY

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he was very badly hacked, you see

>>76437443
Woke up bleeding from my ear the other night
Still not a clue wtf happened

>>76437471
Did he ever confront the suspects loitering outside his window?

>>76437451
Middle class wanks spend their days in a fluorescent office typing away for the corporate Jew, and take ridiculous loans for their new beamer and a house larger than they'd ever need

>>76437443
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>76437471
he just doesnt care anymore

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had a dream in which i was the janny, i checked the catalog and every single thread was a /brit/
tried to delete them all but i just couldn't click fast enough
what did i mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqNMKqh6Neg
ROARING

>>76437420
Unlucky, nothing important today hopefully?

>>76437498
once went to sleep in my night clothes and woke up in the morning naked
flipped out for a bit

may or may not have reported the earlier new

mad how NATO and the Warsaw Pact had detailed plans and did serious training for conventional war in europe when it would have all been completely pointless

>>76437471
least he's back wearing clothes. was almost expecting him to start recording bollock-fucking naked there for a bit

is willy size genetic? would hate to have a son and inflict my small willy genes upon him

hate reddit people

so fucking cringe

>>76437524
empathetic with the man sitting on the curb desu

>>76437524
OILL AVE TO RESTRAIN YEH

YAYRE A FOOKIN PEEDOPHILE

everytime a yank passes my house I have to shut the window

business idea: sheeds are poosheeds if they are paki

>>76437580
Nearly completely yes. The other part will be nutrition while growing up but that's a given

>Got a job interview on monday for a company I don't know what it is, nor do I know the position.

I wonder how bad I'm going to trainwreck this fucking interview holy shit.

>literally only $50 left in my account.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dzk7gW7-5U
Did somebody dressed as a nurse hack his pc and give him a ransom note?

>>76437548
nah no plans yet. Might just go have a barber clean it up

eating for the first time of the day

business idea: if i am not reading a post it is a shan'tsheed

>>76437679
mashallah

>>76437647
well what do you know?

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>>76437647

no word of a lie, searched for Narendra Modi subtitled speeches on youtube and i skipped to like 50 minutes in one and he was promising the construction of toilets

howling

just seen dave beckham at glasto. i said here's your knighthood, dave and sparked him clean out with one punch.

his dickhead son started sperging out like a right fucking fanny so gave the little bitch a backhander

need to have a barber clean up my ballbag

>>76437650
Everything's fine then yeah?

I've just finished emptying my bros flat and loaded everything in the van... tyring job

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Could this sicilian woman pass as a local in the UK?

think i'm turning pakistani
think i'm turning pakistani
i really stink now

hugo chavez speeches are very touching

>>76437727
Why are you emptying his flat?

got the poosheed runt all riled up lads

grabbing some popcorn, brb

>>76437708
Blame /pol/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dzk7gW7-5U
>first the dentist messes tim about, now the nurses are hacking his computer
disgusting, and you lads want to keep the NHS?

>>76437738
NEED an italian gf

>>76437752
alri jeremy

gonna fuck karen

>>76437738
yes, native brythonics are very swarthy

>>76437743
blew air through my nostrils

>>76437738
not sure how I feel about those eyebrows

>>76437738
looks welsh

>>76437738
>attractive
not a chance

>>76437752
brainlet

>>76437698
Some randos called my up, saw my resume and want me to come into an interview for a job.

I looked up the phone number online and it's a job agency, but I don't know if like a job agency grabbed my resume from a job site and are interviewing me to offer me as a candidate for a job at a company... or if I'm being interviewed for a job AT the job agency.

I'm confused as shit, it's not at any place i've applied for personally thats for sure. (Normally work Government jobs and have been waiting to hear back from department I applied for)

>>76437759
We're moving his stuff back home in some stocking place coz he's gonna live in the US for a year

*punches you in the stomach*

>>76437785
heard this but how do we know? the welsh dont seem anywhere near as dark as spaniards or some italians to me

>>76436836

People tend to fail to understand that conscription is quite a lot more expensive than it seems, because of the opportunity costs when the lads have to forego that amount of time of working, studying etc. Equally capable salaried professional army can cost more in terms of taxes, but be less expensive in terms of the net cost to the domestic population as a whole.

>>76437847
*keels over and struggles to breathe*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=648UkmmTG5w
me in the pink shirt

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>>76437803
they are hot as fuck
>>76437773
keep dreaming
>>76437785
she isn't swarthy though
>>76437812
mmmmm
>>76437819
being gay is ok anon, but there's no need for you to be such a faggot about it

>>76437738
Face isnt round enough nor chin small enough
The english especially are extreme chinlets

>>76437829
well if they haven't told you anything they won't expect you to know anything

just take it easy ay

Drunk and just got caught wanking. Now what?