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the DENNIS system edition
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shall be letting janny know of this thread
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janny shan't like this at all, not one inkling
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>>76433886
gay Romanian twat
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janny no banny
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Had no qualms with the romanian, or romanians in general, until he put on the name
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>>76433925
>>76433928
janny has been known to delete new threads simply because he wants to post one himself
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smoking hash now...
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based janny is back
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>>76433808
no he's not
hes been posting racemixing stuff for years now
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Do him in Jan man
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rewatching the jihadist next door

hope they all get guantanamoed after london bridge
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>runts who make a new thread at 290 posts

why do aspergers do this? are you really that desperate for people to post in your thread specifically?

spackers
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>tfw have to get ready for work now
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>>76433957
black gfs are the future
i mean his comment yesterday of "just earn more money lol" and today's "we need to price out the poor people until i don't have to see them anymore"
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*buys autistic games in the steam sale*
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Literally did the eggiest fart in history, you could not get eggier, it's impossible
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP-MbfHFUqs

>1.9 billion views
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>>76433967
which regional power is better for israel's stability in the middle east, Saudi Arabia or Iran?
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is it too much to ask to live in a country where personal responsibility is a thing and not having to rely on daddy government for everything?
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>>76433982
nothing wrong with that
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>>76433979
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>>76433999
probably saudi given iran's open hostility
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>>76433988
look at that nigger on the right holy shit what the fuck
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>work on monday
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>>76433988
Google is contracted out by the CIA for psyops shit.
The rabbit hole goes deeper than that lad.
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>>76433988
Indians use it in schools
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>>76434003
Living off Daddy's money doesn't mean you aren't poor Sebastian
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>>76433988
there's only seven billion people in the world
how is that possible
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>is it too much to ask to live in a country where personal responsibility is a thing and not having to rely on daddy government for everything?
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>when you pass an ugly shitheap with a giant 'SITE ACQUIRED' sign across it

love gentrification simple as
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>>76433979

retail?
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>>76434056
don't know if you were aware of this but a human being is capable of clicking the link to a video twice, thereby generating 2 (two) views, so on and so forth
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>>76433988

mothers sit their babies in front of it on repeat
a single IP can register hundreds of views on youtube
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT_nvWreIhg
choon
fit lad too x
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>>76434074
>>76434056
i love australia
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>>76434064

when i see a TO LET sign I always pretend it says TOILET lol!
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simple as
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>>76434074
are youtube views just page views? it's an hour long
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>>76434127
>the banter merchants who spraypaint in an I

classic
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>>76433988
the 4 year old son of my gf's boss watches these ALL THE TIME when I go to her work
I suspect he's responsible for at least 10,000 views
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>>76434127
i've been known to get a sharpie out and draw an i on occasion lol
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This man has a BMI of 43

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD_M76Un_pM
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anime
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i've been arrested for vandalism 15 times
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me on tinder
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the so-called thicc bf
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Been watching nonce hunting videos
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBFFrsvgu1Y
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>>76434199
>thicc bf
disgusting
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>>76434193
*vandalise this*
*unzips blank canvas*
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>>76434199
awful
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>>76434159
would be afraid of the bar snapping and hitting me in my tiny steroid-addled bollocks
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>>76434211
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really really quite hungover lads
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>thicc bf
>not a full out bear
you fucking faggot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXIO7HcdX8

all kuffar mate
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just saw kittens for sale on Facebook and they're so fucking cute, really tempted to get myself a little kot friend :3
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>>76434211
was just about to do this but then i forgot about it but then i saw your post, cheers
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>>76434159
>bmi of 27 here
mad that im healthier than him
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>not watching Mr. Pickles
Bit gay desu
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(new) choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW4NdDTg07Y
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britain my ancestor :)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gugzhkp_UUQ

you will NEVER live in 1992 tokyo lads
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>>76434335
what breed
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hate poor people
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>>76434367
don't know but the one I want is ginger
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>>76434355
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unrequited love
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>cocoaine dealer and former drum & bass MC from bermondsey
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Do poor people ever NOT a find something to moan about? They're moaning now because they're being moved out of their flats because it has similar cladding the ones at Grenfell. But if he council weren't doing anything about it you bet they'd moan about that
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>>76434398
t. Xavier Dolan
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ah yes the might """lions""" very impressive
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>>76434366
didn't need these feels right now
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>>76434390
wouldn't mind some of your milkies mummy may
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>>76434211

cringiest one i've seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNsqaMcxnoo

confronted at home in some dingy welsh shithole, with his gf and dad there, and his disabled mum shouting in the background
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>>76434421
No, they're moaning now because their entrance on the luxury block given to them is separate to the one used by billionaires
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>>76434366
love japanese city planning
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>>76434421
Do rorkes ever not find something to moan about?
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if i was king of the world i would outlaw cold weather
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listening to Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen
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>>76434441
excellent. look forward to watching this lad
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NEED a wee
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gift ideas for a 19 year old?
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>>76434357
remember enjoying this map
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>>76434468
overrated and shit
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who /lives to press office buzzers and run away/ here
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>>76434471

I forgot to add he was just sentenced to 2 years 8 months
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>>76434496
i'm enjoying it

what do you dislike about it?
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watching bill maher
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Can tell this girl is absolutely mental within seconds
https://youtu.be/GWW03iIl79g
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>>76434532
he said nigger recently
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>>76434487
hitachi wand
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>>76434532
I heard he has answers for all our problems.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbLDFiQM-l8
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Absolutely screeching at my work colleagues. They jokingly mock me for living with my parents because I can afford so many nice things for myself. But you just now they're seething with jealousy inside because they have little brats to deal with every day and have to pay bills through their noses.
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LOVE laying bricks
HATE nonces
LOVE hunting them

I really can't make it any simpler
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>>76434468
nazi
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>>76434535

would LOVE to fuck her though
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don't have any feelings
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>>76434521
by trying to find the total art he was longing about wagner only created boredom. fullness creates nothingness
listening to it in audio version is more painful than anything else. in the opera it must slap though
would rather listen to alban berg or schoenberg
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>>76434580

everyone at work just moans about their kids, and if they have no kids they moan about their dogs
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played 13 hours of nier automata despite buying it for $80 back in february

never paying for a video game ever again
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two qt American Mormon lads just gave me a talk about their nutter religion while I was walking home from the shop

not sure why they've been sent to a council estate in a particularly irrelevant part of northern england

they were nice lads, hope they don't get raped
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>>76434532
((()))
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>>76434616
Mormon's often to missions in the 3rd world
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>>76434616
didn't know northern monkeys could use computers
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>>76434593
positive feelings: your post, pints
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>>76434616
council estates are prime recruiting grounds for religious nuts
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>>76434616
Mormons are the great white hope 2bh
Would join up if thier religion wasnt so mental
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>>76434616
they prey on the poor and disadvantaged

the people who stand at the bus stops aren't the problem. it's the people who send them
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realised i'm probably never going to have a real job, will probably be homeless for most of my life
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i walk aimlessly
but i walk
i still walk
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>>76434596
i just like the sound of it, unironically. it can be tranquil and soothing, it can be passion and fury.

you're probably more well-versed on musical and artistic critique so i shan't try and debate you and take your word for it, but i do like it
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only thing better than an ice cold pint sliding down my throat is a fat knob
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>>76434616

2 mormon girls accosted me in the street, one was chinese and one was a 6.5/10 yank

didn't have the heart to tell them i'm a radical agnostic. yank gave me her number.
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considering the merits of having a wank
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>>76434640
>Mormon's often to missions in the 3rd world
learn english before you start insulting people sweetie xx
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me tescos rate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVYpM3RTCII
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>>76434702
are you circumcised
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>>76434508
>all these tears

wew lad
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>>76434726
he's a kike, of course he is
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>>76434697
nothing more english than this post
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Just wanked to this picture while staring in her eyes because of how beautiful I find her, lads
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>>76434726
of course not

infant genital mutilation is abhorrent
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have a feeling that english women may be the main reason for prevalent english homosexuality
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>>76434697
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>>76434684
as long as you like it lad eh whatever
not everyone has the same ears
do you like other operas?
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>>76434755
unless you get to fuck them
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>>76434748
grim
just imagine if you were a white american woman and she was an african man and you said that
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>>76434357
>>76434571
good muse posts
https://vimeo.com/43423503
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>>76434646
should have asked your mum first, she must've sent every lad up north her nudes
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>>76434765
homosexuality around the world is for the most a direct answer to sexual misery
either it is because the women is untouchable (muslim countries) or because touching it has become scary (the west)
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Would like to buy a watch but unfortunately my wrist is too thin
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>>76434777
i'm very entry-tier
like the sound of youtube clips but haven't actually gone and watched one

very interested in watching vesti la giubba though
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>>76434818
very good post
thank you friend
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>>76434803
dissonant, loud, angry
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>>76434818
i don't know about all homosexuality but it is a well known fact that strong sexual segregation leads to rampant homosexual behaviour

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2007/05/the-kingdom-in-the-closet/305774/

>Sodomy is punishable by death in Saudi Arabia, but gay life flourishes there. Why it is “easier to be gay than straight” in a society where everyone, homosexual and otherwise, lives in the closet
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>>76434799

This is implying I would care
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>>76434697
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>>76434818
explain greco roman bumsluts
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just found out that all Yanks drive automatic cars. literally ALL Yank cars are automatic.

What fat fucking babbies
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homosexuality seems to be a kind of last stand of implicit White identity
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>>76434850
forgot pic
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just bought this
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just filtered france x
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>>76434887
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>>76434887
he's a CIA infiltrator
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>>76434870
they loved the human body and didn't know what homosexuality was
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>>76434616
>be at uni
>some people are at a table giving out tea nad biscuits
>go and get some
>'i'm from the uni's christian society, can i talk to you about the wonders of jesus christ'
>'ok sure why not?
>'well in my congregation there was a miracle etc etc'
>'btw is this funded by the university

bruh's face droped when i asked that, and he suddenly changed his god tune.
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>>76434870
about the greeks: relationships between the master and the student back then did not involve homosexuality as a simple pleasure act, to get the testicles drained, but more of an act to add tto what the student was already learning. love and sex would only be part of a bigger process, because it was believed that reaching physical and sentimental knowledge would make learning easier
dont know about the romans
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The very same place where David Cameron and Nicolas Sarkozy promised Benghazi and Libya democracy.
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What happens to them?
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>>76434942
ape
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love pints, hate MOTs

do I have to spell it out for you?
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>>76434951
glad neoconservatism is practically dead in 2017
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>>76434930
the romans were just greekaboos
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really fucking sick of gay posting. why is this so rampant in /brit/
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>>76434942
yaasss
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>>76434976
ummmm... no sweaty :) x
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>>76435005
he's radcen
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>live with parents
>Can afford to put away 90% of my money or simply spend it on what I want if I decide to
>have no bills to pay
>have literally zero debts
>5 bed detached house so have a relative amount of privacy and independence
>when I'm ready I can use my savings, put a deposit on a house and live life debt free

Haha ok, Claire. Keep scoffing and giving throw away lines like "he lives with his parents" like you're not jealous you used-up at 26 years old trout
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mum bought me some everlast shorts

they're see through and autistic looking shant be wearing them
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eating a curry right now.
gotta say i don't mind this multiculturalism lark
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>>76435012
queeen
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>>76435019
EXCELLENT post
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>>76434983
/brit/ is around 55% non-heterosexual I believe

back in the peak days of redditflags, almost all redditflaggers were benders or bisexual
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>>76434441
literally how do people fall for adults pretending to be kids
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>>76435019
its clearly bothering you if you're talking about it here
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>>76435019
who is claire
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might filter germany too
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>>76434942
>no life vest
bitch u gone drown
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>>76434138
unironically good collection of songs
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>>76435042
something must be done
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>>76433886
>tfw england's muzzie problem ruined my england trip for next summer
now im gonna have to go to scotland, fuck
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>>76434942
he wont like this
(I do though)
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>>76435019
i tried living at home but i get really lazy.

when i live in the uncomfy situation of living in a flatshare, i get way more productive.
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>>76434942
>>76435012

>tfw jungle fever
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Gonna start a musical instrument lads, help me choose between

>piano
>flute
>violin
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>>76435042
how do we fix this
poofs have become immune to verbal abuse
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>>76435019
>live with parents

didn't read the rest of the post but you're clearly quite a pathetic specimen
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>>76435005
dislike Macron's EU policy but he's NOT a neocon

he's actually far, far better than Trump in that regard

http://www.france24.com/en/20170622-macron-opts-realpolitik-drops-french-calls-oust-assad
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hate lucy, hate denise, hate, maxine, hate julie, hate dianne, hate judith, hate nicola, hate susan, hate kelly, hate violet. not an MRA. just don't like them. simple as
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>>76435082
the laptop
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>>76435082
guitr
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>>76435082
piano.
>>76435084
alri claire
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>>76435082
violin
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>15 officers injured as mob of 150 people goes on rampage in Magdeburg, Germany overnight

Ah yes who could be behind this
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>>76435081
>/pol/
>blonde hair and blue eyes
most of /pol/ aren't even white
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>>76435050
Bothering me in the sense that she pisses me off
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Having some espresso
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>>76435116
nazi racist bigots most likely
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>>76435082
piano, easiest instrument to learn
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>>76435106
guitars are deano : the instrument

>>76435107
>>76435114
explain why you chose which
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>>76435116
>>76435147

the police report says its was a bunch of "rather drunk and aggressive young people?". so it doubt it was a bunch of 'sheeds, if that is what you're implying.
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>>76435042
its just that the gays have more to post (roleplaying gay sex) so they appear to outnumber straights. without poster IDs you can't really tell how many gays there are.
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some times my aeropress comes beautiful with a small amount of foam and other times it's just meh. think it has something to do with catching air in the plunger
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any kekistani in?
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can't get over the naughty dream i had last night lads
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>>76435159
negresses are for the most part, butterfaces
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>>76435163
you compete fucking idii
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anyone recommend some good nonce hunter channels? preferably yank since i hate listening to regional british accents and seeing ugly british people
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>>76435159
black women just cant compete with white women
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>there are lads here in their 20s who have not yet grown out of computer games

Absolutely HOWLING.
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>>76434441
Wew
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small tits big arse
simple as
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Looking forward to the tour of France
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>computer games
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>tfw jungle fever but dont want to risk another shitskin in the world
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>>76435201
what else should I do with my spare time?
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hate statists
love the royal family because of the tourism they bring in

simple as x
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>>76435168
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>>76435212
same lad
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big tits small arse
simple as
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>>76435221
masturbate
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>>76435211
my gf
she's worried her arse isn't as big these days but i reassured her it's still nice and big, she's just got thick thighs that mask that
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>>76435201
Nothing wrong with coming home from work to unwind
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>>76435174
the ol' running through fields of wheat dreams? I get those sometimes too.
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>>76435227
don't think the royal family actually bring in more tourism 2bh?

as in people still visit germany and france's palaces without hitler or napoelon living in them.
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>>76435227
we could still have a royal family without all the power and money they get which would still generate the same amount of money through tourism
why do you hate democracy pal?
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heard women are getting arse implants these days since big tits are slowly losing popularity against big arses
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>>76435201
i did but then returned in my late twenties when i realised there is nothing much else to do
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>>76435266
fake arses look even worse than fake tits
sad
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>>76435266
you're late
how do you think all these instagram big arsed luxury escorts get such big arses
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>>76435266
that's just propaganda by big arse
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>>76435266
who wouldn't want to look like a botticelli
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Love perfectly shaped perky tits even if they're small

Hate big saggy uneven unaesthetic jugs
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>>76435260
>why do you hate democracy pal?
a five minute conversation with the average voter
>>
>>76435266
women don't know what they want nor what's best for them
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>>76435287
quite clever, have a (You)
>>
i can't stand how happy kids are

i hate happy people

i hate everyone inc. myself
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we should designate a random family to be the royals every 5 years.
>>
alri
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what does fucking a boipucci feel like?
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>>76435266
i knew my short against big tits would pay off
>>
Fuck lads. 1 hour till my birthday.
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>>76435298
good lad
instant i can tell fakes, i lose it
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>have bike on ebay for over 3k
>get offer from some guy
>2k

cheeky cunt
>>
>>76435315
AIDS
>>
business idea: decide monarch through annual big brother style reality tv programme
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unironically have "kekistani" as my location on twitter
>>
>>76435321
nowt wrong with 'ig 'ts
>>
>>76435328
it isn't hard to tell fakes on the internet though buddy
>>
Gf's tits and quite saggy, they're spaced out and smallish in size.
>>
>>76435331
got a ridiculous mountain bike that's built like a motor bike because i chose it when I was a literal child. might sell it and buy something more sensible for the 'mute
>>
>>76435255
their tours abroad do a great deal for awareness of the UK, and whenever they do public events massive numbers of people show up, many are JFs paying through the nose to see them

>>76435260
they have very little power, the money they get is invested very wisely and the crown estates do a far better job of looking after their land than the national trust do looking after theirs
>>
Business idea: a nice cappuccino
>>
give me small but firm arse over wobbly blancmange 'booty' any day of the week
>>
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me on the left
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>>76435366
Can you post a link to them ?
>>
>>76435369
I'm selling a motorbike you gaylord
>>
>>76435344
oh yes there is
tit sweat
back problems
the weight is impractical
they're not good for exercise
>>
>>76435315
actually genuinely curious about this as well
>>
>>76435379
left school just before every guy started looking like this
>>
>>76435372
want chocolate sprinkled on top m8?
>>
does anyone have that pic of two lads but one has a really small head?
>>
>>76435391
actually titfucking is exercise so wrong sweaty
>>
girl at work looks like she has a great body, is pretty cute too. can't be a day over 21 either. just a shame i have the 'tism and don't talk to her haha
>>
>>76435371
yeah but look at those fancy cars they ride in and all those expensive hats ol' queenie wears
>>
>>76435344
dont like them, simple as
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>>76435389
my post isn't contingent on whether you are 2bh
>>
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>>76435409
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>>76435419
try talking to her you won't die because of that
>>
>>76435418
once tried titfucking my gf after i'd done a poo and done a poor job of wiping me bum so left a trail of poo on her tummy
>>
>>76435193
If you can stand a Canadian accent there's a group of vigilantes here that catfish and then films them, look up Creep Catchers

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=292_1480260703

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EObPll8Y4U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reIvoPIZnsQ
>>
CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTFP9QQzEL4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTFP9QQzEL4
>>
Got sleep apnea and the doctor told me I've got to stop doing neck curls and neck extensions at the gym

Not happy
>>
Thinking about moving to Azerbaijan, the Land of Fire™
>>
>>76435419
Talk to her. Maybe she'll end up taking your v-card ;)
>>
>>76435419
masturbating to her pictures on social media is just as good lad, don't let society tell you any different
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filtered the roma
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the first listen of the day
>>
>>76435461
no worries at all since yanks and leafs sound exactly the same
>>
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doing an asda job application

these pictures are fucking hilarious
>>
>>76435391
Surely they're good for exercise because you're carrying more weight

Like exercising with a weighted vest
>>
love 'ies

hate 'ies

simple as
>>
Think I left the oven on, lads
>>
>>76435464
good lad
>>
>>76435492
Howling
>>
>>76435374
Like the "miss alice" style bum myself
>>
>>76435489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vWlIvfQTck&t=9
>>
>>76435486
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee he he he heeeee
>>
>>76435492
would you

A: kick him in the head
B: piss on his face and steal his shopping
C: go an ask a manager what to do
D: help him up, assure him that a trained first-aider will be here to assist him soon, and kiss the bump better while cradling him gently in your arms and singing lullabies
>>
>>76435451
last night the gf said she was going to rub my bumhole but she could feel quite a few dingleberries, was disappointed in myself for not cleaning better that day
it would a been lovely
>>
going shops for the following:

tissues
chicken
milk

wish me luck x
>>
thicc arses and thighs are nice until you start to notice cellulite in certain lighting
>>
>>76435527
not funny
>>
>at the bus stop alone yesterday
>girl comes and sits next to me
>proper qt, dressed nicely
>tries to make conversation with me
>give her one word answers and avoid eye contact until she stopped
>she looked visibly upset when i glanced at her

fuck sake
>>
>>76435480
Honestly I don't know what's worse, a few refugees who a mong who's probably involved in organised crime being allowed to use shit like that
>>
>>76435517
talked to a lad from alberta once and he sounded scottish to me desu
>>
>>76435461
funny how there pakis or natives more than half the time
>>
>>76435428
i'll tell you what makes me angry

rorkes who like to pretend the royals have an easy life, that they have time to enjoy their money

>be queenie
>grow up, do public speeches to keep up morale during the war when you're still a teen
>go to help in the war effort
>become queen in your mid 20s
>spend the next 60 years doing hundreds of public events a year and all sorts of estate management and charity stuff
>for decades after the average runt has retired, you're still working silly hours every week
>at all these public events you must be on best behaviour at all times and be 'royal'
>still doing this when you're in your 90s

>some working class runt doing a 9-5 that he doesn't always bother showing up for calls for you to be strung up because you're a 'drain' on the country

wish she did have more power so she could have them killed
>>
>>76435511
just looked her up and yes very good. heir to sasha grey almost
>>
>>76435163
news says about 80% white lads

the rest with immigrant background

nothing about specific religious issues
>>
literally have a girl in my bed after shagging her for a solid 2 minutes and prematurely ejaculating
>>
>>76435535
>tissues
waste of money

get washable hankies or just use water
>>
>>76435527
Personally I thought this was fairly funny
>>
if you were born in 96 you watched this film
>>
>>76435539
*pisses on you're face*
>>
>>76435556
t. charles
>>
>tfw had my first ever gf
>she's an east asian girl whose 9 years older than me and thicccc below the waist
>tfw we had lots of exciting sex and faced some difficult periods in our life together
>tfw she gets very hormonal

not sure whether is should marry her or not - shes currently back in her country, but i reckon i could bring her over and pop out some brainy kids before her uterus starts to go stale
>>
>>76435527
>>76435574
>>76435579


stupid same poster
>>
heard a rumour that we're all in here
>>76435545
>>76435545
>>76435545
>>
>>76435449
>>76435474

think i shall, will report back with news in the week

>>76435479
can't remember her name so can't even stalk her haha
>>
Godmanchester Chinese bridge
>>
>>76435496
not in that way
they get in the way and move about a lot, it's then when the weight becomes a real issue
>>
reckon the worst fate that could crash upon a man is having a recessed chin
height, cock size, balding is nothing
having an ugly mug creates the other problems
>>
>>76435547
>talked to a lad from alberta once and he sounded scottish to me desu
probably from nova scotia then, half of alberta during a good oil season is bound to be east coasters
>>
hey richard reading this: you're an absolute bellend and no-one likes you
>>
>>76435598
based jannie
>>
>>76435598
QUICK DRAW J DOES IT AGAIN
>>
>>76435570
>get washable hankies
always though hankies were the grimmest thing known to man.
>>
so fucking bored and sick of seeing temples

fuck off
>>
>>76435575
I was born in '97
It's a forgotten Disney kino
Usually their 3D stuff is shit and Pixar is better, but this time round they managed to do it
>>
>>76435598
seems you've been fed some bad information
>>
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>>76434318
business idea:white people mass convert to islam, deviate from the original teaching and start calling rasheeds kuffar
>>
>>76435613
>>76435547
this is how most albertans sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEOY_7rwFmU
>>
>>76435612
>dont be a frog
>grow a beard

wow, that was hard
>>
>>76435591
Runtiest post ever made
>>
>>76435617
Who dis
>>
>>76435556
The funny thing is when Charles or William become king nobody will be allowed to say stuff about them being lazy because of military worship
>>
>>76435598
is /brit/ being moderated again? amazing
>>
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>washable hankies
>>
>>76435575
it was fucking shit
>>
Never trust an Elf
>>
>>76435612
i heard some people are ugly, short and have a small willy, some are even thick too

blimey imagine that, glad i'm tall handsome muscular and smart
>>
>>76435651
dont need to as my chin is perfectly fine
>>
>>76435556
i'll tell you what makes me angry

posh twats who like to pretend that rorkes are all one person

i never said she had an easy life, just that equally they are filthy rich and have a much better life than most.
yeah she might have a busy schedule, but then again what working person doesn't?
and comparatively her job isn't that stressful plus she gets fat and rich off of doing a less skilled job than 95% of people.
>>
despite all accusations of LARPing or being a fedora i cannot help myself from being attracted to paganism
>>
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post a /brit/ post you made from at least 1 year ago. didnt know what a bellend was

desuarchive.org
>>
>>76435651
Probably have more hair around my asshole than you have on your entire body
>>
>>76435663
the military are the miserable instruments of kings and generals. there is no valour in being part of the military and i just see the 16 year old who couldn't be fucked Alevels when i see soldiers.
>>
>>76435713
I can't even remember /brit/ posts I made yesterday
>>
so new janny is flexing his muscles

what's the new thread limit now?
>>
>>76435598
wish i was in (Dead) desu
>>
>>76435688
having a chinlet isnt even close to having a tiny willy. Its basically dooming you to be gfless forever
>>
business idea: convert to Bahá'í faith and do a cheeky terrorism against sheeds
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>>76435694
>rorke thought i was referring to him

it was general for a reason, why did you take particular offence to it? could it be it hit a bit close to home, you felt that you were being "called out"?
>>
Janny will fall. Heed my words
>>
>>76435727
Think one of them did absolutely fuck their a levels despite going to Eton

Might have been harry though
>>
>>76435731
310
>>
>>76435739
Recessed chin is like having a tiny willy everyone can see.
>>
here is the new:

>>76435772
>>76435772
>>76435772
>>
>>76435776
>>76435776
>>76435776
NEW
>>
hope zach isn't the janny
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