/brit/

more like ani-gay

>>76432268
or you could be not retarded and buy a used car

gonna make some coffee and eat a biscuit

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no matter how simply the fourth dimension is explained to me i still can't understand it

>>76432287
it's cheap and has a good battery life
and I have access to the battery

>>76432298

repair costs and frequency go up exponentially with the mileage of the vehicle

never driving a car older than 3 years saves you a lot of hassle

>>76432325
in the fourth dimension, a 4D object will cast a 3D shadow.

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politics is just like my favourite fantasy series

can't take you seriously if you aren't reading books constantly

i only engage my intellectual equals

making a telly advertisement, so far my idea is an animal running around a savannah while uplifting music plays

>>76432337
completely wrong. I have a civic from 1996 that I paid 3k for and I've had no problems in the last 3 years. if I get in an accident it costs nothing to repair because parts are everywhere

Plymouth

can't take you seriously if you aren't sucking dick constantly

i only engage my homosexual equals

>>76432306

Grotesque

>>76432358
reading books when the internet exists is like riding a horse when you have a car

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>"Any last words?"

>>76432399
"chebs desu"

>>76432389

Nope. The internet is sainsburys basics cider, a Dostoevsky novel is a fine scotch

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just had my first driving lesson. found it hard to get the hang of operating the pedals and gears but managed to sort of get the hang of it in the end.

i wish there was some way i could practice outside of a car

Literally nothing wrong with the colour of people if they act like me.
Not a civic nationalist but it really is that simple

>>76432399
Tits aside, love this shape of a woman. Perfect belly, hips, with just the right amount of baby fat. The chebs ruined her if anything.

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>>76432358
what would you like to discuss, my intellectual friend?

>>76432418
you know, people with old ideas like yours usually don't amount to much in the ever-changing modern world

>a Dostoevsky novel is a fine scotch
babby's first trip to /lit/

>>76432374

Nice meaningless anecdote

is it bad to leave vodka on my tongue for extended periods of time

>>76432427
It's a piece of piss lad just get used to the fact that you will make an arse of yourself and stall in the middle of the road loads and hold up traffic and stuff like!e that x

>>76432306
Bellybuttons are absurd.

>>76432452

Yes and people who wank to anime are the real game changers am I right?

>>76432489
Not if you like having cancer

>>76432399
yeah if you're gonna shoot me can you do it in the chest instead of the head? would prefer an open casket if you don't mind

Alan a smelly child sex offender. And people engage with him.

FFS

>ah yes, today i think i will go take a ride in my money sink,
>put my life into the hands of thousands of strangers,
>possibly get into an accident that could be completely out of my control,
>possibly get injured and have to pay out large sums of money
>and then spend more money buying a new car or getting my current one fixed
>and then risking all this again

Cant fathom the logic of a car until we get perfect self-driving AI. And even then, theres always that tiny chance shit can go wrong.
Cars were a mistake, and shaping cities around them were a mistake.

>>76432374
You going to tune it up senpai, put some fully sick rims on it?

Why are Carl Jung books so expensive reeee

>>76432427
the clutch is the only 'difficult' thing to really get a handle on. when you learn the right amount of clutch to put on for different situations youre golden.

>>76432325
*takes out a piece of paper, folds it, then punches a hole in it with a pen*

>>76432521
autismoyank strikes again

>>76432532
>analytical anything
you deserved to be scammed

Are open caskets a thing in this country?

Do people take photos at funerals? Haven't been to a funeral since 2000.

>>76432542
have seen this done in interstellar and stranger things and i still dont get it

space isn't 2d, it can't just be folded like that

>>76432521

Might as well never leave the house then, it's too dangerous

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Can't WAIT for the arsepain when Toilet Bog Fart gets impeached

>>76430260
yeah but these lads were not that fat, but fit and young, I'd say 15-20% bf which coupled with them having muscles and towering over 5'9 me made me take a 0.3 second look and then look at the floor

Hi All, where can I buy a high quality dressing gown for the shower for less than 30 pounds?

>>76432590
>le alzheimers face

>>76432559

Thanks for relaying the wisdom of your 10 second look at Wikipedia

>>76432598
and great looking/faces etc

>>76432565
Its an antiquated tradition no one really likes.
dont get the point of staring at a dead person in a casket to remember them.

dignitas and gravitas lads

>>76432590
people keep going on about impeaching trump but they haven't given a reason for doing so, it's not like he stuck his dick in a 22 year old intern's mouth like bill did

>>76432598
stop it

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president toilet bog fart

>>76432625
Im aware of him and you're probably only reading him because meme peterson name drops him :^)

>>76432652
scottish genes

Dont get why foreigners care so much about trump desu

bit mad that people spend hundreds on a nice coffin only to burn it

lads just got an angels in america card from moonpig for the show in liverpool
how do they know i'm gay

>>76432652
that watch looks like a sticker

>>76432677
want to protect democracy 2bh

going to the gay pride today
shall i bring my jihad belt?

>>76432638
obstruction of justice you mong

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... miaow ... 24 June 2017 ...

>>76432693
>want to protect democracy 2bh
then start with your own country and ((((((((merkel)))))))

>>76432711
no

>>76432703
what are you on about? lefties have been crying about impeaching trump since the second he was elected

>>76432668

You're wrong, fuck off retard child and don't bother trying to engage your intellectual superiors

>>76432677
I don't hun x

>>76432694
Unironically the best place to pick up girls and have public semi-sex in Paris. No, lad don't bring your belt. Have fun.

>>76432677

Our unwashed lefties would protest if Trump visited, but did nothing when the Chinky president was here

>>76432706
:3

Is there some kind of law that says every show that lasts over 3 seasons has to have an episode called Tabula Rasa?

It keeps happening and it's pissing me off now

>>76432758
im not going actually
not going outside to see benders and to talk to some random girls. have far better things to do

got back from the north eastern powerhouse and i stupidly made the mistake of leaving my headphones out (only because the seat i was sitting on was reserved a few stations later on and wanted to make sure i got up for the guy who booked it), so the guy opposite talked to me the whole way. feel a bit bad for saying i was italian instead of romanian, but i weren't to know he wasn't a rorke

helped him find an earlier and more direct train to liverpool

said i looked like his american-italian relative and showed me a picture, told him he can take one of me to show to the guy but i didnt look THAT much like him

thanks for reading my blogpost i haven't been out in a month

Passed my driving test 4 years a go and haven't driven since. How fucked am i??

Also what shall I eat? I had an peace of american fast food yesterday. I need something to glue my shit together now. How about thai food

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me and the lads

>>76432801
Very to begin with.

>>76432785
and the reserved seat guy never showed up anyway so i was stuck there

>>76432781
>far better things to do
Ah yes like posting on a burmese handkerchief brodery forum

The UTTER state of this article
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40273193

>Music festivals fail to reflect the diversity of the UK music scene, with headline slots being dominated by a small band of male rock acts over the decades, a study suggests.

>Musician and writer Emma-Lee Moss said the music industry was "skewed towards a male demographic".

>"We have got such amazing musicians in the UK who are women. What about a festival that wasn't just women-led headliners, but also most of the bands?

Hmm maybe festival organisers need to SELL TICKETS to be able to afford to host the fucking festival in the first place, and perhaps women WILLINGLY BUY APPROX 50% OF THOSE TICKETS

>>76432746
>You're wrong, fuck off retard child and don't bother trying to engage your intellectual superiors

Did I hit a nerve :^)

>>76432773
There were protests when he visited.

But you knew that, didn't you?

>>76432785
fuck off gyppo cunt

https://youtu.be/TuF5czwk9p0

>>76432817
yeah while listening to music alone in my room

>>76432827

No you're just an idiot probably born in 97

>>76432758
>Dzer
>Thailand
What's going on here

Also yes I have good sex in Paris because I only have sex with muslim north african guys

>unironically reading and linking the (((bbc)))
fuck off lad

>>76432822
>>Music festivals fail to reflect the diversity of the UK music scene
*the london music scene
isn't the uk like >90% white?

>>76432850
98 here

>>76432822
So start a girl power festival and use it's success as proof of concept to make other festivals want to sign female acts. And if it doesn't work, then you know people don't want to go see an all women festival line-up.

Don't just try and force existing festivals to sign women because of some perceived slight.

>>76432841
>sheeds versus gyppos

who wins?

need to go check my barber for a trim bruv

>>76432838

Protests by about 50 chinese people yeah

Trump will trigger 10,000+ disgusting student leeches and jobless vegans to march

>>76432886
nigger

is 5.5 inches a thick willy

>>76432898
8x6 desu
still feel like i have a tiny willy

>>76432898
same

>>76432850
Make sure you overspend on a physical copy so you can read it in public, pseud

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>>76432863
autismoyank strikes again

>ctrl + f
>(you)
> ???
> nothing

This is why I don't even try to make friends with you whities.

>>76432898
You mean circumference?

No, I have that and it's really depressingly girthless

>"It's not just the headliners that are imbalanced, it's acts all across the board, and we all know there are people making music that are not just white men. If someone decided to reflect that in their line-up, they'd be celebrated."

Why are white men so persecuted? It's appalling

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>nigger

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i have taken my romanian trip off again because that was the only relevant detail
shall be shitposting incognito
you'll never know when you're reading a Râșeed post

>>76432916

E-readers are women tier, they're for plebs to read 50 shades by the pool in Malaga

>ywn be a settler in the New World in the 17th century
Land was being thrown at any man who would work it, and no one knew just how vast this untapped land was.

Seems like a wonderous time to be alive

>>76432952
is that trudeau on the right

>>76432934
it's always a yank

>>76432911
how tall are you? do you have big beefy fingers?

>>76432933
look around the world today, with islamophobia on the rise, syrian refugees being shot dead and ran over by alt-right psychopaths on the daily, leftists being burned alive in the streets, british police genociding unarmed black youths, and then say that white men are oppressed

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Literally reading this

>>76432922
Rasheed

>>76432961
>literally work 12 hours a day until you die
nah 2bh, the holiday aspect seems nice. But when you think about it, you are literally an extreme wagie.

>buying physical media
Yodeling

>>76432911

Utter bollocks. Your cock is bigger than most pornstars and you're resigned to posting on an anime forum, I sincerely doubt it.

>>76432980
manlet sub-6.
Have been told my fingers are long, and had a lass kind of obsess about them.

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the best-seller

rasheeds? yes please!
yanks? no thanks!

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>>76432978

>>76433002
ive got a big willy too, not as big as his mind you but i've still never had the chance to use it

insecurities can come from more places than willy size

>>76433019
Oxford comma.

>>76432958
Yeah lad, no point reading if other people can't see the front cover. You've got to get your money's worth

>>76432934
>>76432979
since when is saying nigger a big deal? oh right, since reddit arrived

>>76433039

>not having a well stocked bookshelf of fine literature

Howling

*sits down*
*loudly opens my copy of the financial times*

literally overhead turbonormiedeanolads on the train bantering one of them for voting tory
they literally said 'tory cunt'

>>76433002
doesnt really matter desu, i have the social skills of an autistic child. And the sexual maturity of the same.
Realistically its probably a little under 8 unless im really feeling it. but its always over 7.5 though.

>>76432958
how did you know i'm in Malaga

*puts down the telegraph*
hmmmm
*picks up the economist*

>>76433054
don't care m8 we just don't really say it. got other better words

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Hmm yes let's do all female festivals and films

>Ghostbusters grossed a worldwide total of $229.1 million.

>director Paul Feig stated "A movie like this has to at least get to like $500 million worldwide, and that’s probably low.

>According to Variety, sources familiar with the film's financing estimate the total loss to be about $75 million

>The film's performance contributed to Sony taking a $1 billion writedown in January 2017.

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>since when is saying nigger a big deal? oh right, since reddit arrived

>>76433092
wog

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>and heres my vast collection of films on vhs that I display on a shelf

>>76432994
You work only for yourself, and the amount of religious holidays meant they worked far less than us

>>76432984
mental how quickly leftists adopted the alt-right as their boogeyman when it's just a loosely-connected mob of neo-nazis and bitter rorke virgins, most of whom wouldn't even self identify as alt right

>>76433068
>buying books to show them off to other people

pseud alert! psued alert!

*puts down the economist*

*picks up the daily express*

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>>76433023
does Trudeau ever visit churches?

>>76433054
nigger, cuck, faggot. just typical yank tosh

>>76433135
definitely not. that'd be racist

I hope she see's my well stocked shelf of Jungian psychoanalysis. If she doesn't ask me a question about it that's a months wages down the plughole

>>76433112
did you know there's actually a D-VHS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiu0LPeLQPE
they even had menus

*sings the internationale in a duet with jezza corbyn*

>>76433135
Where in a church they serve food like that?

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>>76433124

here's my shelf, fight me 1v1

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>>76433135
yes, he does

>>76433099
the fact it was an obvious lazy cashgrab banking on a beloved series of films is more to blame than the all female cast
the trailer being extremely bad and the political implications didn't help either
the sex and the city movies did well

>>76433155
brevity please

>>76433117
>meant they worked far less than us
The average pleb had to tend to a full farm though. And thats a full time job, and if bad weather hits, you could literally die unless you lived in a caring community. Not to mention primitive medicine and the risk of injuring yourself and being out of work for a few weeks.

Like i said, ill take the holiday, not the stay.

>see's

Jesus what a brainlet

>>76433185
fucking hell

>>76433191
HD 1080P video cassettes &SHIET

>>76433197
Sorry, currently typing from my e-reader

>>76433154
hope you're expecting the question to be "why do you read such utter bollocks?"

>>76433135
Looks like gook food

>>76433175
>those trophies.

Wow. You must be drowning in sheep pussy.

would literally be able to force myself onto any of you

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>>76433197

someone tried to bomb mecca on eid lmao
if muslims are capable of doing that to each other, imagine what they would do to us if they had the means?

>>76433226
no u

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>reads hardback copy of book on the train
>making sure the cover is visible to the other passengers
>"hehe everyone knows im intelligent now"
>"I hope a qt girl notices and asks me questions about it"

>>76433243
Clearly not real Muslims then

>>76433243
he wasn't a muslim, he was a kuffar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXIO7HcdX8

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>>76433215
this


freud not jung

>>76433243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2xD5R7PPWQ

wouldn't mind bombing mecca desu

>>76433245

I take the dust jacket off hardbacks because it might get damaged in my bag

>>76433298
wonder what would happen if you took your willy out inside the kaaba

reading on the train lads and lots of qts have given me looks
was skeptic at first but that "Sex Appeal for dummies" book is already working and I haven't finished it yet

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found this in my dad's drawer, anyone know what it is?

hug a hoodie lads

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sister went to uni

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Bought a kindle so I save a couple of quid on the latest Hunger Games book

Have always thought coffee is disgusting

Gave it another go as I am much older now. Still fucking disgusting

terrorists are not real muslims

if they were there would be a sixth pillar of islam: faith, prayer, charity, fasting, pilgrimage and murder

>>76433322
you would be killed

>>76433329
reported this post to ASIO x

they'll kick down your door shortly

>>76433345
Im here for the job interview

>>76433345
is that the same girl

>>76433350
you have the taste buds of an actual child

im high btw

>>76433350
you're drinking bad coffee and you're mentally 10 years old

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>>76433345
join the revolution, comrade

>>76433350
>>76433352
>>76433374
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chuckle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

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>wanted to read the last chapter of Girl on the Train
>I forgot to charge my book

>>76433350
>ewww I dont like green veggies either

>>76433345
just shows you what was inside her head but not yet realised when she was younger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5_xb522jEo

Disagreeing with me is a mental illness

don't like aisha gani
worst writer on buzzfeed

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>you have the taste buds of an actual child
>you're drinking bad coffee and you're mentally 10 years old

>>76433350
black coffee takes getting used to.
Start with half and half of almond milk and then slowly edge it out.

Just dont drink too much a day.
Withdrawing from extreme caffeine addiction was a nightmare.

Wonder why the Golden Gate Bridge is a suicide hotspot, but the George Washington Bridge is not? The height above the water is almost identical. I have walked both of them btw, yes I've been to the USA many times.

>>76433406
aisha?!!

>>76433398
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chuckle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

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>are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chuckle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>76433381
It seems to affect the lads a lot more than the women

>>76433406
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chuckle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest..

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>>76433390
>want to start reading Catch-22
>Not enough memory

>>76433417

booking you an appointment with Oxford health lad

>>76433406

>reading buzzfeed ever

PINEAL
GLAND
EVISCERATED

dont like blacks

>>76433441
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chuckle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFE2SnliiV0
choon

>>76433383
but im really high

captcha: singlas CALLE
somebody should make a CALLE captchas mix audio

>>76433442
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chuckle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest

takes me half an hour to drink a cup of tea cos its so hot lol

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>>76433363
suppose i'd better clarify that it's not a real gun

other side

autofellatio

thoughts?

>>76433383
>>76433417
>>76433429
>>76433442
>>76433454
not a fan of this gimmick

the coffee machine is broken

>>76433383
fear of what

пpивeт из лoндoн блять cyки

я cocy нa вaшим мaтepям

>first time buyers are being priced out of Hackney
>looking into Leyton

state of gentrification

I will never buys books, films, software or music.

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The British Isles might be the only countries that I would consider sexually attractive.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-bgiiTxhzM

>>76433493
fuck off communist

>>76433499
dont care

Honestly wouldn't mind race mixing but don't think the 'ly would approve

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anime

مروحة كبيرة من تومي روبنسون إذا أنا صادق

religion is a group survival technique. people emotionally invest in it because it is comforting to transfer your subconscious existential fear onto something bigger than yourself, that will propagate long after your physical being is gone. the religious tribe gives you a sense of immortality. when you insult someones religion you are insulting their immortality vehicle and their very existence.

>>76433485
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>76433531
fuck off terrorist

>>76433497
imagine the uproar as the local community gets pushed out

do it

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>>76433502
what about africa

>>76433540
he literally just needs to be more confident

>>76433559
what a fucking stupid picture. niggers are stupid.

*imagines the uproar as the local community gets pushed out*

>>76433499

Wait until Corbyn gets in lad, your jobseekers might go up and then you will be able to afford it

>>76433559
'ri tyrone

>>76433519
Just think of it. For hundred even thousands of years your ancestors were exclusively white and probably never saw a non white person but in this day and age you have the opportunity to be the first person to stick your willy in a dark girl. Truly incredible

>>76433512
You're probably right

>>76433559
africa isn't a country

>>76433540
would only do the pale blond

there's a country in africa called "nigger". how the fuck did they get away with this

>>76433540
if he be'd himself harder i wouldn't even notice he was any different to the others

hello all

around 2 years ago I posted that I was doing a poo

just letting you know that i've just finished

biggest shit of my life

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>religion is a group survival technique. people emotionally invest in it because it is comforting to transfer your subconscious existential fear onto something bigger than yourself, that will propagate long after your physical being is gone. the religious tribe gives you a sense of immortality. when you insult someones religion you are insulting their immortality vehicle and their very existence.

need to shag a coal black big arsed afro haired girl

>>76433589
neither are the british isles you numpty

*gentrifies your sisters fanny*

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>>76433503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE

im cold and hungry

>>76433596
it's niger
ni-geria
ni-ger

the irony of darwinism and evolution disproving creationism is that fervently religious people tend to breed more and be more fertile guaranteeing their survival, while secular atheists are far less likely to reproduce

>>76433579
Exactly, won't be long now.

gentrification is the key

eating is a survival technique, ergo food does not exist

m'lads r'ligion 'tis stupid and r'ligious idiots d'serve to b'murdered

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>the irony of darwinism and evolution disproving creationism is that fervently religious people tend to breed more and be more fertile guaranteeing their survival, while secular atheists are far less likely to reproduce

>>76433625
why is it shaped like a chicken leg then? you can't explain that

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>>76433622
*rubs your willy*

captcha lol

>>76433647
key to what?

>>76433626
not reading this trite drivel

sort yourself out

>>76433647
>finsbury park and tottenham/harringey will be filled with hipsters in your lifetime

what a beautiful feel

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>>76433477
and here's a picture of it in my hand to show that it's significantly smaller than an actual 1911 and that the hammer is fake

actually what i really want to know is what this is because i asked the guy i got it from and he said it's limited edition game controller from the 80s or something although i dont see any wires or jacks in it

>>76433665
pure (((coincidence)))

>>76433626
evolution is a myth desu
>humans still have body hair
>apes are still shit flinging mongs
>reptiles who havent changed in milldions of years
>and fish
>and insects
>and arthropods

need to get my cock swallowed by the pink walls of a fat arsed west african girl

>>76433657
>>76433673
it was a good point
i guess brainlets don't want to discuss interesting things

>>76433675
you do realize that immitation guns are classified as guns under our laws, and that you literally have a firearm

>>76433674
happening already

>>76433672
reducing social problems

i remember that time i was banned off 4chan for 1.5 years

was shit desu

>>76433702
bullshit i used to play with cap guns when i was a kid

>>76433702
>the current state of Australia

>>76433675
>>76433477
>>76433329

Reported to the AFP
Enjoy your trip to Manus Island

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5Y11hwjMNs

choon

>>76433716
how?

why are you back?

>>76433703
>happening already
not really, its just being improved by turks themselves

>>76433722
i blame the hook nosed tribe

>>76433721
i used to shoot spitfires out of trees with a bb gun in my youth but the subhuman kikes have made such a thing impossible

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>>76433611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xi4O4RvlnQ

>>76433716
did you post CP or something?

>>76433703
Really? It will push the problems to another place

>Before Brexit: we discuss rules with 27 countries, agree, pass laws and follow them
>After Brexit: 27 countries make rules, we follow them

>>76433757
wow...

>>76433752
>>76433745
i made a post on int about being sick of pakis and polish immigrants and it got me banned

Has anyone here ever received an unsolicited message from a woman on a dating site? 6 months on OKcupid and POF and I've had zero aha

>>76433748
>its just being improved by turks
oxymoron

>>76433752
yes, eventually some place we don't really care about

>>76433757
strong and stable

>>76433757
reminder that polish is the 2nd most spoken language in ireland. :)

its still weird to me that the UK is Germany's dog desu

>>76433778
thought all women on dating sites were bots 2bh

normally like danelad but he has stepped up the goldberg shit recently

>>76433791
>>76433791
>>76433791
new

>>76433757
this is why I voted for Bremain

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list of adjectives used by females to describe me throughout my life

>creepy
>weird
>vile
>weirdo
>retard
>faggot
>disgraceful
>pathetic
>useless

hahaha keep the compliments coming ladies

not a fan of this "pretending to be PC/a redditor" gimmick

>>76433814
good stuff

>>76433814
howling

based jannie

>>76433778

If you're good looking or put that you work in some highly paid or well regarded job then you'll get some women approaching you. Culturally the man is expected to approach the woman though. Women on dating sites have hordes of men trying to chat them up. Make a fake account with an average woman's image if you want to see

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>>76433791

>>76433828

I have been called ugly to my face quite a few times

chinese gf is moving to china town lads

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socialism

>>76433840
>Pretending

>>76433840
danelad unironically is a neoliberal politically correct globalist jew who works in three countries

no idea why he posts here

>>76433828
for me it's usually unironically one of these
>handsome
>beautiful
>good looking
>cute
>creepy

not even tha good looking 2bh, maybe a 6.5/10 on a good day

>>76433840
/int/ has become really touchy and easily offended lately

HE'S HERE

jesus i've never been so giddy on weed before

>>76433886
>>76433886
>>76433886
please be merciful he who shall not be paid

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>>76433814

>>76433793
So?

>multiple new threads
He won't be happy

>>76433350
I always hated coffee too but then i realised putting milk in it was what ruined it