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the red menace edition
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http://www.abs.gov.au/ausstats/abs%40.nsf/94713ad445ff1425ca25682000192af2/1647509ef7e25faaca2568a900154b63?OpenDocument

24.5 lads, these are the end times
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Good mainstream music para-edition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2smz_1L2_0
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>>76428782
>>76428663
Why do gays feel the need to literally parade their sexuality?
Cant imagine how embarrassing it would be if straight people started a group and paraded around in floats with the missionary position.

non-straights are mentally ill and science will cure the disease sooner or later.
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>proto-yank intellectualism
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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-24/homeless-evicted-from-martin-place-for-being-public-nuisance/8648774

howling

homeless "people" aren't really people at all, they're less than human and should be deported to concentration camps
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>>76428827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8m9zhNAgKs
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the brekkie
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@76428862
Awful.
Please refrain from choon-posting.
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>>76428820
it takes 9 months to be born and can take only a second to die so why the fuck are there less deaths than births?
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>>76428874
nah its good
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>>76428707
name a famous influential female musician that isn't a sex icon
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>>76428878
this made me think
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>>76428896
Éliane Radigue
being famous or not doesnt matter we're talking about good music you retard
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>>76428878
didn't mean to post this frog in case anyone was wondering how it relates to my post
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>>76428862
https://youtu.be/5D3Nl1GZzuw?list=FLwqmNoVtqiIl4bRYIP9MOsA
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be kind to my waifu this time lads thanks
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>>76428896
B J O R K
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41USJy2r6gY

choon
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thailad actually emigrated to bang ladyboys that's why he's so defensive about the LGBT cult
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>>76428908
literally who
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>>76428928
and then you say you have good taste. mong
what about Nico
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WHAT A TRY
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>>76428941
literally WHO
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>>76428916
alri nassim dehouche
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JD-9imvkBA
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>>76428813
Putting things into greentext in a shitty jpg doesn't invalidate those arguments you stupid nigger.
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>>76428954
stupid fucking mong. fuck off yank
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*dismantles your leftist nonsense*
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>>76428896
I wouldn't call Gaga a sex icon. She is half-naked, but it's in an ironic post-modernist fashion. She's fucking ugly and she knows it. But she is a monster of an entertainer and a musical genius. Plus she was in the Sopranos.
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>>76428958
>yank tankies

thought you lot were extirpated in the 50s
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>Putting things into greentext in a shitty jpg doesn't invalidate those arguments you stupid nigger.
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>>76428955
https://youtu.be/8UVNT4wvIGY
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Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
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>>76428896
Nico
PJ Harvey
Bjork
Nina Semone
Kim Deal
Kim Gordon
Sarah Martin
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*lists an obscure french artist nobody outside my local social group has heard of*
*gets mad when people don't know who i'm talking about*
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would castrste myself just to kiss the hand of the midwife that delivered her
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1Yb9WiqCzM
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>>76428923
>radiohead
>the xx
>flat chest

*swipes left*
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>>76429021
Eliane Radigue is one of the most influential electronic artist ever you stupid fuck
Nico was an icon in the 60s/70s
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>>76428988
Marxism-Leninism is a litmus test for retards. Only edgelords who have spent a whole of 5 minutes reading about "communism" are marxist leninists. M-Ls are literal retards who would "defend ISIS in their fight against US imperialism!" if you gave them the chance. Nobody other than other M-Ls take them seriously.
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>>76429018
Literally only bjork on that list is known by normies.
PJ Harvey if they watched Gilmore Girls.
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thinking about dressing up as the virgin walk guy for halloween
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anime
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>>76429035
techno is not music
music requires physical instruments and actual talent
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B&I Lions looking alri lads
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>>76429034
shut your mum blud this berd is well ping innit rude boy
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>>76429036
christian anarchism is the true redpill
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>feeding autismo yank
Sad!
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still can't get over london having a muslim mayor, it's like a plot element in an archaic absurdist comedy
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>>76428955
Was hesitating to Post PNL all along, but you started. Fuck it, this is now a PNL Edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOwom_Gp__Q
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>>76429068
bit fat haha
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>>76429041
Yeah thats true but I reckon most would know of Kim Gordon maybe not by name but as the singer from that one Sonic Youth song, and they'd definitely know Nina Semone
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>>76429059

>that Ben Smith fuckup
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>>76429076
their last album werent so good. it felt too repetitive and only a few songs stand out
they peaked with Le Monde Chico
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>>76429075
ooh look at mister arrogant student with his 10 dollar words
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RneoccuJwY

banger
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reckon i would date a girl with a totally flat chest and ass but a pretty face. thoughts?
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>>76428801
does anyone here seriously believe jez won't win the next election? the tories are finished, the labour blowout is going to be so massive that they won't be a functioning political entity for the next few decades at the least
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*shits out a song with autotune on my macbook air™*

i'm a musician lads hahahah
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extending to hand of friendship to all NZ posters
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>>76429069
has she matched you yet you pathetic scrote
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>>76429119
would heem any kiwi who came within 50 feet of me
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>>76429130
*cums on your feet*
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>>76429128
she will
i can feel it in my heart
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>>76429101
>Da
>Naha
>Bene
>Onizuka
>not so good
Hmm try again sweetie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmweQ43916w
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>>76429130
I just want to be friends
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>>76429111
literally dont understand people that need one or the other.
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>>76429165
>N.O.S. — wanted to go home and change out of the gray sweatsuit he of the gray sweatsuit he was wearing earlier into something more photogenic. In this case, that just means another streamlined sweatsuit, Nike on the top and Adidas on the bottom.
>My sides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Btg12Fuz7t0
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Would honestly HEEM a yank who said lads irl

It's bad enough when the leaf gf says it
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http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-40389148

imagine being a flat tenant and having to sleep on council-provided airbeds for six months in a communal dormitory because some runt company turned your complex into a potential inferno ten years ago

screaming
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>>76429195
alri lad
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>>76429130
fuck up cunt
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>>76429165
Da, Béné and Onizuka were the songs that did stand out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze4IG_0MzTs this song aloneis better than anything on their last album
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>Yank utters the word "banter"
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>>76429208
>six months
You know it only takes 4 weeks to install new cladding, and no resident has been forced toleave
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>>76429208
tower block imps never had dignity anyway otherwise they wouldnt be living in one in the first place
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>>76429210

*heems you*
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>>76429192
>>76429111
bit gay
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>>76429214
found the kiwi "economic migrant" living in a caravan park on the gold coast

>>76429220
good post
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>>76429228
must agree with this
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mental how the ease of killing has evolved from beating someone over the head with a rock to retracting your finger a bit
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banter
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rate the fit lads
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>>76429208
>living in london
>living in london inside a giant chimney surrounded by violent terrorists
>paying five pounds for a pint
>paying a million pounds to a landlord for the right not to be homeless and to live in a shoebox on top of a giant firelighter

HOWLING
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>>76429240
i could beat him up 2bh
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>>76429245
nah lad, i like either, but i wouldnt drop a qt for being flat.
Ive known lads who literally cant date girls if they dont either have an ass or big tits, but are otherwise a 9/10 in looks
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>>76429257
Do you pronounce it "baa-nur"
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>>76429267
pure shit
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>>76429222
Yeah that album had a more punchy, simpler, and more straightforward sound. However, I like how they sensibly reinvented their sound and lyrics with the last album.
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>>76429269
looks like the northern monkeys have awoken from their alcohol-induced stupours lads
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>>76429295
is this turtle
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>>living in london
>>living in london inside a giant chimney surrounded by violent terrorists
>>paying five pounds for a pint
>>paying a million pounds to a landlord for the right not to be homeless and to live in a shoebox on top of a giant firelighter
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>HOWLING
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>>76429294
ban ter
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>>76429267
imagine wearing supreme lol
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>>76429256
Alri 16th century person
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>>76429256
could kill you with a flick of my finger anyway
dont need a gun
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>>76429228
somewhat agree with this but some people just have really bad luck and ended up in a situation where they have no other options
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>>76429208
>>76429269
can you guys keep it down? i've got a headache and your screaming and howling isn't helping
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>>76429324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqJ-JCzH_xQ

got a choon just for you lad x
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>>76429499 is a nonce
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wow really makes you think
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Pretty serene here
Been here for like 2h now almost
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>>76429352
yell "nigger" out loud
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>>76429352
Good lad. Are you there permanently or just on vacation?
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>>76429363
Don't think they'd even understand
Had some girls come and ask if they could take a picture with me
Think it's pretty rare for any foreigners to come around
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>>76429367
called a holiday not a vacation you beaky bignose cunt
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why does almost every word in the english language have several synonyms? do other languagaes have this?
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>>76429367
Fairly long term I imagine
Don't really think about it desu
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>can't afford a gaming PC

when is playerunknown battlegrounds coming to ps4 lads
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>>76429382
>Kill yourself
Holidays are for everyone
One big difference between "vacation" and "holiday" is that we use the word 'holiday' to talk about days that are celebrated by a lot of people. They include religious holidays:

Christmas
Rosh Hashanah
Ramadan
They also include national holidays. An example of a national holiday for the United States is Independence Day.

If everyone that you work with is out of work on the same day, it's not a "vacation".

Vacations often involve travel
If you tell someone about your "vacation" the conversation might go like this:

You: I took a vacation last week.

Them: Where did you go?

That's because vacations often involve traveling somewhere.
>Seriously. Do it.
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>>76429376
do gook women really have sideways fannies?
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>>76429406
how are you earning an income?
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just did a poo and my bum hurts really really bad
shant have put tandoori molecules in me yesterday
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>>76429411
don't think the game is very demanding
it's quite ugly
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>>76429267
>Ref meme shoes
>Supreme
>Trousers with a terrible cut

Literally 3/10
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>>76429411
howling at this poorcunt

sort yourself out
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>>76429420
It's like an X
Gonna go back on the roof I think then leave
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anyone see that new snapchat update? Bit big brother imo
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>>76429406
literally what did you do for 2 hours? think I'd get bored after 30 minutes
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normies of london arooo
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>>76429446
you can de-activate it
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>>76429441
rude
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>>76429444
>cat

alri 'sheed
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>>76429444
cringe
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Could someone explain the following british terms to me
>Heem
>Rorikie
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>>76429389
It's because of Guillaume the conqueror cucking England and french being the language of the nobles for generations. Results in native french speakers speaking a more refined english than "native" english speaking proles.
>Example
>British "native" speaker: oi oi e' da' gu' or what?
>Me: Excuse me, I did not understand what you said.
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>>76429411
>Doesn't have ~£800 cash at hand
>Still spends time playing video games
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>>76429465
shan't devote a single post to teaching you the basics of the english language
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>>76429445
are gook women easy? do they spread for westerners?
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>>76429444

Millionaire?
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>>76429464
what's wrong with gaming
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>>76429406
Cool man. Enjoy!
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>>76429434
its pretty demanding
>>76429411
its only going to xbox kek
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>>76429484
why are you asking this if you already know the answer
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>>76429466
stop replying to me thanks mate
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>it's the algerian nonce who can't afford to live in bangkok and dates 17 year olds despite being a balding 30 year old man

ah yes, what does he have in store for us today
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>>76429444
fuck off billionaire
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>>76429466
fuck off gimp you had to get a gook
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>>76429493
Cringe
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>>76429449
Sit around and look at things, take pictures
It's a very big place and I like the meditative calm of it, not very crowded either
>>76429427
Teaching, except I'm on summer break right now so I'm not working apparently
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having a gaming pc = runt
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the new waifu
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>>76429503
mind if I do?
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He's a big guy
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>>76429522
sounds like you're jealous twobh
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>>76429490
changed the 'ing to purple just for you x
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>>76429522
cringe
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>>76429545
no dramas at all mate
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>>76429538
This is true, additionally, having a gaming console = Deano runt
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>>76429504
>who can't afford to live in bangkok
>afford
A bit of an euphemism when you live in an affluent suburban utopia just 10km west of Bangkok and 2 minutes from my workplace, but I guess you can say that I can't afford the traffic and polution haha.
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>>76429484
Idk I have a gf here and women are very friendly, they will come up to me randomly and ask for my number or to talk with me/ask what I'm doing
I got dates back home but I always had to be the one pushing it every minute, girls rarely approached unless they were fat
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>>76429544
hope shes a DUP girl
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the conservative chebs waifu
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>>76428801
have not slept yet lads
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Saturday morning ritual:

Cup of tea out of a sports direct mug
Masturbate 2-4 times
Browse the 'net
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>>76429544
'ck off mate don't post them unless you've actually matched you worm
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where's the proper thailad

even his incessant rorke rants and general noncery are more tolerable than this sandnigger twat
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penis is 5 and three quarter inches long and 5 inches in girth
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>>76429592
no i'm posting every prime specimen i see
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>>76429576

Nice shoop my Dublingerian friend
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>bbc news interview some middle-class plebby couple at glastonbury - ruth and jacob
>"w-w-what are you looking forward to?"
>"yar yar, ed sheeran will be good and jeremy corbyn"
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>>76429569
>Using 'euphemism' in that context

Your English isn't as good as you think friendo
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>>76429624
think all white people should be summarily executed
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>>76429484

Yes because they assume you're rich (by their standards), they're very shallow people
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>>76429616
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Just created a bitmoji and allowed snapchat to use my location so all my mates know where I am :)
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>>76429569
>utopia
>thailand

uhh, I don't think so sweety, btw if your rent is below 25,000 baht, you might aswell just neck yourself

>workplace outside of bangkok

Ah yes, the "IT hotshot" doesn't work in the capital, shit I bet thailad the codemonkey is a more important IT guy than you.

You're nothing but a nonce runt
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>>76429538
bet you're too poor to afford one haha
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Giving the prayer wheel a cheeky spin
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>>76429579
'kin 'ell
cracking pair
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Have to help the gf clean her grotty student house today because she's moving out

Didn't sign up for this kind of abuse tbqh
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>>76429659
nah just not a nerd who plays video games why should i need one
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>>76429569
>euphemism
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>>76429646
you don't need a bitmoji, you show up as a silhouette if not
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>>76429679
what do you spend your money on lad
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hmmmm.... can't seem to find the united kingdom in this list... must need my eyes checked x
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>>76429697
drugs books and clothes
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>>76429624
This is the shame of glasto, full of tasteless runtoids that just go for Beyonce/Coldplay etc. or because it's glasto.

The festival would actually be markedly improved if they just axed the main stage and all the acts playing there hehe
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oh finally thank fuck for the bbc i wasnt sure how i was going to cope this year
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>>76429711
hehe
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>>76429636
Yeah wasn't too sure about it even while writing it and was hoping no one will notice. Got a little carried away after being right about Vacation/Holiday. Notice how the smug cunts shut his mouth after that. Was it you?
Also a few days ago a black american from the south of the US, who got a scholarship for serving in the US army and is spending it here, thought I was from Florida, after I was talking about a friend of mine there. So I have that going for me. Can definitely sound native.
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>>76429685
yeah I know but at the pub last night everyone had bitmojis and felt left out
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what was your redpilling journey on religion?

>ages 3 or 4 to 12: not consciously religious but would pray to God occasionally, believe the stories about Jesus
>age 13: these stories are really dumb, they're like santa clause.
>age 14-15: lol, christians are super dumb retards, why isn't everyone an atheist?
>age 16: i'm a sophisticated agnostic, so i'm not going to judge christians for their beliefs
>age 17: islam as a whole is much worse than christianity, why are no atheists criticising it?
>18: christianity has done many great things for western art, culture, civilisation. it may not be true but it is a good spiritual religion for the values of the west and the european spirit
>19: only roman catholicism and eastern orthodox christianity preserve the pagan natures of europeans. Protestantism is ultimately the first sign of the progressive movement, and is a warning of bad things to come
>20: there must be some kind of higher, intelligent creator, or a larger purpose in this world. there is far too much complex wonders and breathtaking beauty for this to have all happened by chance
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based algerian
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>drugs books and clothes
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>>76429733
Not one single word
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got a 'der date this evening lads. cba with it desu, would quite like to cancel but my willy won't let me
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>>76429707
R u me?
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>>76429638
not i
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>>76429638
>white
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It's another episode of the Australian subtly signaling that he knows the intricacies of Thai culture, better than people who live here.
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don't fucking TALK to me
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>>76429707
you have no room to criticize gamers then
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>>76429733
<16 "yeah god and stuff
22 agnostic
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>>76429722
didnt shut my mouth you balding beaky child molester living in rural thailand
it's a holiday not a vacation but you have such a poor grasp of both the english language and the world in general thay it'd be hopeless trying to explain it to you
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>>76429698
HDI rankings just show that everywhere outside of Europe is a shithole apart from former British colonies
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didn't know anything about politics when i was a teenager but i supported leftist policies because all my friends did

i wonder if this is why most leftists are leftists
>>
Ah it's another episode of fucking mongs who will not stop responding to it.
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If you could recommend ONE insightful, thoughtful book or essay what would it be /brit/? Desperate for something to alleviate the boredom and get my neural juices flowing
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hankering for a wankering
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>>76429781
this screenshot is from the second season of the simpsons where homer gets free cable tv in case anyone was wondering
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>>76429788
would make sense, leftists are oversocialised and the right thrives under individualism (this is why nazis are not right-wingers, they're collective-thinkers too)
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>>76429803
crime and punishment
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>You arrive at Glastonbury
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>>76429781
he really does though fatlad
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>>76429803
The Secret Footballer
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Too scared to book an escort
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>>76429781
nah
videogames are for the most (except the few masterpieces) a complete waste of space and time
no excuse for spending money on videogames and a huge sum on a video game machine. buy a book or ketamin instead
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>>76429748
Never been on a 'der date tbqh

If I split with the gf I guess I'll go one a few, would like to shag a large amount of different girls for a month or two hebe
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>>76429803
Gulag Archipelago by Solzhenitsyn.
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Alan would have fucked off months ago if you didn't shop his pictures and give him meme status

fucking hate nonce enablers
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>>76429707

good lad
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>>76429784
Holiday=Christmas
Vacation=Involves traveling
Google is your friend, lad. It's okay that you didn't get access to the best schools growing up, with your classist system. But refusing to continuously seek knowledge is your fault.
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>>76429803
ender's game is the most interesting book i've read in ages. munched through it in a couple of days it was that good. don't watch the film it's shit.
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>>76429838
Good on the guy, but the damage is done tbqh
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>>76429788
it pretty much is, also teenagers are rebelling against their parents by being left wing
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>>76429803
sex and character or le salut par les juifs
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>>76429863
you can get the extra skin removed
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>>76429733

give your head a wobble if you think anyone will read that shite
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found some codeine phosphate on the floor of my nans attic
see you on the other side lads
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>>76429803
Get into Jed Mckenna lad. It will change your life.
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>>76429839
it's shit desu. sometimes ends in a shag but it's a lot of effort and makes me nervous. would rather have a gf
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>>76429740

taking drugs isn't necessarily normie at all. i've snorted heroin alone in my room.
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>>76429788
The normal evolution of political affiliation generally begins with radicalisation and inevitably leads to at bare minimum at left-center to conservative scope when you reach your 50s.

Just look at boomers.

Time for bed, sexies.

>s. Johnston Dennis, NOAA
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>>76429847
I don't even come that often anymore.
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>dude video games are a waste of time, just do drugs lmao
when will you frogs just kill yourselves.
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the so called "bum"
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>>76429912
brisbane
>>
>why YES, I AM a super important IT guy, I only work on the biggest projects and am known in IT circles around the world
>oh btw my office is in literally nowhere, in a third world military dictatorship shithole

fucking SCREECHING at the STATE of the nonce
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mental how we were at war with gooks 40 years ago, dropping napalm all over their towns and villages and now we can just breeze through their country like it never happened. do many gooks still hold much animosity over the vietnam war?
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>you arrive at Blackpool pleasure beach
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>>76429803

carl jung - memories dreams reflections
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OOOOOH JERRMY CORBYN
>OOOOOH JERRMY CORBYN
OOOOOH JERRMY CORBYN
>OOOOOH JERRMY CORBYN
OOOOOH JERRMY CORBYN
>OOOOOH JERRMY CORBYN
OOOOOH JERRMY CORBYN
>OOOOOH JERRMY CORBYN
OOOOOH JERRMY CORBYN
>OOOOOH JERRMY CORBYN
OOOOOH JERRMY CORBYN
>OOOOOH JERRMY CORBYN
OOOOOH JERRMY CORBYN
>OOOOOH JERRMY CORBYN
OOOOOH JERRMY CORBYN
>OOOOOH JERRMY CORBYN
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>>76429926
>we
FUCK OFF YANK
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>>76429926
UK wasn't at war with vietnam lad
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oh jeremy corbyn!
oh jeremy corbyn!
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>>76429926
>we
Are you lost
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>>76429926
>we
FOY
>>
>>76429925
>What is personal/professional life balance?
>>
>>76429907
boomers are a product of their age, not the natural cycle of age and political views
>>
>>76429834
>video games are a waste of time
>drugs aren't
fundamentally flawed logic
you just sound arrogant
>>
>>76429926
yank weeb runt you need to leave
>>
the yank runt loves his little videogames
>>
>>76429957
would heem that mong into the next century
>>
So far both my bets have won
Very happy with this outcome
>>
>>76429838

How do fat cunts do it? I can't even hit the 13 stone mark at 6'0", lifting 3-4 times a week, eating until I feel sick, drinking 10 litres of full fat milk a week
>>
>>76429926
>gooks
>we
Oh dear, another teenager has wandered in here from /pol/ lads
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YANKS LEEEEEEEEEAVE
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>>76429947
>>76429949
Uk was involved, just not officially.
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>>76429926
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF YOU YANK PROXY REEEE
>>
oops was thinking of korea lol, lot of butthurt has flowed through this thread in response to my comment. interesting
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>>76429975
corbyn is fukkin based
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>anon goes to party
>*bing bing* * wahoo*
>girls instantly wet and line up to try the new Mario on his new Nintendo Switch
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>>76429854
>the entire population of the UK says 'holiday' when they leave their home to relax for a length of time in another location
>one albanian child molestor is more of an authority on the meaning of the word holiday than the entire population of native speakers
>>
>>76429968

drugs can be a religious and philosophical experience
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found this picture of that french runt
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>>76429993
certainly didn't drop any napalm you fucking spastic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E2-OOQo13c

let the real countries do the work x
>>
the autistic fat yank loves his little beep boop doop on his little electronic machine
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>>76430009
>replying to thainonce 2.0
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>>76429977
? I'm not even remotely fat, have very little muscle, am 5'11" and weigh 83kg. How the fuck do people NOT do it
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>>76430013
>>
>>76429854
unbelievable how wrong you are

hope some cough medicine gets slipped into your bag as you go through customs and the thais neck you on live television
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>>76430037

Take some mushrooms and squeegee your third fucking eye
>>
if you like cats say 'yes'
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>>76429963
If you were even remotely relevant in the tech industry you'd be in bangkok(or try the first world), simple as, you're just some runt codemonkey, the same level as pajeet, don't even try to deny it nonce
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>dude i took acid and saw god even though hes not real lmao
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>>76430035

You have a 25 BMI with very little muscle?

You are fat
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>>76429976
>Archaically picking your bets
>Not having invented a system that does it for you automatically and ensures steady gains
>Not being highly paid to invent such a system, in your ideal stress free R&D job, in a little paradise
>Not publishing about your system in prestigious international fora
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>>76429376
>Had some girls come and ask if they could take a picture with me
>Think it's pretty rare for any foreigners to come around
Happened to me a few times in Beijing and even Hong Kong.
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>>76430049
"Nome."
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x
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>>76430061

God lives inside all of us
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>>76430046
Not me https://www.phrasemix.com/answers/whats-the-difference-between-vacation-and-holiday
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>>76430072
I just wanted to win a tenner or two watching the rugby fuck off Alan
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>>76430035
>83kg at 5'11 and not muscular

Hate to break it to you sweetie, but you are fat
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>>76430072
link to this paper?
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>>76429803
Steppenwolf
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>>76430085
is this tim?
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>>76430124
trying to unsubscribe from your blog but can't find the button
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There were two like 6'5 lads either side of the self service checkout I was using, really fit and muscle-y but with just the right amount of fat. Hnnnnng.
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>>76430114
It's still in press. I will present at a conference in Barcelona in September.
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>>76430075

I was in Tienanmen Square with a blonde girl, and a girl with curly hair, and the chinks were literally queuing to get photos with us
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>>76430138
gonna tell them you're a nonce who dates 17 year old thai girls
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>>76430053
This. You could be in Japan or Korea or China, but instead you're in some runt city of one of their vassal states.
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>>76430086
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hmm yes, just let me spend 4 figures so i can play my little videogames in the optimal conditions
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>>76430147

>17
>nonce

not long ago they'd be married with 2 kids already
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>>76430172
'ce
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40389148


bit of an exaggeration
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>>76430147
Would only add to my edge and aura tbqh
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>>76430155
stop posting this fucking cat before I punt it into orbit
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>>76430075
I have curly hair so I guess that stands out
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>>76430180

grandstanding, to make it look like they're taking it seriously

there are 600 blocks with this cladding on and they've only evacuated 5 to get some media attention
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>>76430183
no
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new:

>>76430207
>>76430207
>>76430207
>>
yank computer nerd btfo by the frog
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>>76430131
Same here (image related) and the GF took a pic of them and was like "haha they are so much taller than you".
Me: *Ah yes. What are shit-test?*
GF: They were fat and you are much better looking though
Me: Yes
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screeching
even his 12 year old girlfriend calls him a manlet
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>>76430407
She is a good 175cm tbqh
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