/cum/

>>76420976
now this thread I can get behind

*gets behind thread*

Why does /int/ think we're a dying superpower? Have they not looked at the size of our navy?

>>76420995
no, they're just buttmad that america is #1 forever

>>76421048
Go fuck yourself

Bike tire popped in the middle of the city so I carried it over to a bike shop. Turned out I got there exactly as their closing time and the guy literally locked the door in my face. V rude

i FUCKING hate umaru chan

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>>76421086
Locking people out right at closing time is the most satisfying part of any retail job, good on the guy

Humans need to go extinct

>>76421091
You can go fuck yourself too

>>76421121
This

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Guess she's into Mexicans haha

>>76421121
racist desu

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>>76420995
After Trump's election, I'm inclined to feel it rings true. A man elected on the idea America was basically a third-World shithole and basically has the IQ of a peanut who thinks coal and oil is the future and cannot understand concepts if they don't include himself somewhere in the literal picture.

>>76421184
I can't be racist when I hate everyone baka

>>76421111
Quads of rudeness. Mechanics don't count

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Post your avatar
http://avatarmaker.com/

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>>76421111
WHY ARE YOU CLOSED? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

check the old thread. look what i just posted

Sevensixfourtwoonetwoseveneight
Go fuck yourself negative jesus

>>76421212
>multibillionaire
>IQ of a peanut

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>i'm not racist i hate everyone x)

haha
that idiot actually went to the old thread and saw what i just posted

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>>76421320
wrong.gif

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>>76421320
Trump is dying of Alzheimer's but just isn't telling anybody about it

>>76421320
>He still thinks you need to be smart to be rich
Just shifty and manipulative like all the other jews

>> 76421339
Haha that dumb idiot thinks I actually looked at his dumb gay shitty post
Fuck off dork

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DABBAAAAMEEEEEEBOOOBLEEEE

i like cute boys

>>76421395
Bit gay

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I'M NOT A DOOOOOORK

>>76421430
it'd be gay if i was male ;)

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I am installing bluestacks just so I can look at Mal Malloy's snapchat photos. I am not a smart man.

>>76421453
I like cute mexican girls

I don't hate any race, I just think whites are superior.

Chicanos and HAPAs are the future

>>76421474
Excuse me shitlord, but blacks invented western civilization you take for granted

>>76421474
are you open about it in public?
Does that way to think affect your life in any way?

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This is what an mexican poster looks like
Do NOT reply to them

reminder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWK_6D2J5Vo

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>>76421468

>>76421523
I really want to fuck this beautiful woman

>>76421511
No.
No.

black people, in general, are annoying

>>76421511
>>76421535
you look sexy

*looks at you suggestively*

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>>76421538
you can't

>>76421499
Was very close to fathering a Chicano a little while ago
Thank God her period was just late

if you are a white male in 2017 you have five options:

1. race mix
2. get a boyfriend
3. become the gf
4. get a waifu
5. watch your wife have an affair with the neighbor's Labrador

take your pick

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I drank too much coffee today. Also, I wasted all of my time on 4chan.

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I'm tired of being emotional
I don't want anymore feelings and not the feeling of not having any feelings

So did you guys liked my POOPY edition?

Cutfags should leave this thread immediately

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>>76421594
Did you set up your coinbase account with that email yet?

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>>76421528
Yes

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daily reminder that ironic cuckposting will get in your head after a while, effecting your subconsciousness and causing you to unironically get turned on by the thought of another man fucking your theoretical wife

>>76421645
i didnt ask to be this way

>>76421652
I didn't get an email from Coinbase. Just post your referral link.

are black girls really that easy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8yrl94rKGQ

Projecting much?

>>76421676
Cuck posting is cancer and deserves to be banned

>>76421716
t. future cuck

>>76421688
get your foreskin back laddy boi

>>76421676
>>76421716
I agree

Cuckposting is annoying as hell

i can't grow facial hair, im INFP, and i have a small circumcised penis

>>76421741
I don't want to be married reddit-kun

>>76421689
Send me your emial again real quick

[email protected]

>>76421754
how small

>>76421757
Exactly

>tfw can't say "this" to someone else's post anymore without someone accusing you both of samefagging

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Wonder if I should gather more pics

>>76421798
Marriage is for normalfags

>>76421754
i'd like to rhythmically pound your boypussy if you know what i mean

>>76421820
this

>>76421822
who's the sloot

>>76421822
pvz is fucking garbage

>>76421368
you try making it as a billionaire if it's so easy

>>76421896
he'll just need a small loan of million

>>76421765
about 4.5 inches but i like to round up to 12 cm

>>76421822
yes

>>76421896
I'm not a jew, so I'm not shifty enough to make it as an international banker

>>76421828
Alright, done. When I'm ready to buy crypto, I'll probably spend over $100 right away.

>>76421822
who is this spunk trunk

>>76421916
wew lad

as long as it's not a pencildick you should be fine

>>76421939
>>76421889
me, Stop calling me that

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>>76421889
https://www.instagram.com/duygubie/
>>76421890
Who?
>>76421918
Okay

>>76421614
I will remain /volcel/

Oyster Bay, do you still have that temp. email available? I need to send something to you.

>>76421614
Become the gf

need a gf buds

>>76421962
oh shit confused her for paige van zant heh

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>>76421916
It's okay, girls have told me that they like "cute" dicks the most and I guess that counts as one

>>76421935
When will you buy?

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>>76421961
pr00fs???

>>76421981
Yeah the temp is still there, it's the same one as before

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Wonder if she'd like my Tumblr

>>76421910

Turning a million dollars into multi-billion. You keyboard geniuses can't even find a nonminimum wage job.

>>76421614
Alright, I sent it.

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who else /tomorrow/ masterrace

>>76422063
i use the blue board and i always have

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>>76422056
Kek, thanks bud, I guessed as much

so far i have made 99 cents on litecoin

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>>76422063
No other way to browse this shithole

>>76422074
>>76422094
tomorrow doesn't damage my fudging sight when my room is dark, so i use it

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i'm only level 28 on ffxiv i feel like i'm slacking

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>>76422084
If only you'd bought when I bought, it shot up from 28 to 48 dollars

I make a handsome amount every year from the 1% cash back feature on my credit card. gotta spend money to make money I guess

>>76422127

>>76422127
Your fault for having a social life

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>>76422152
i don't believe you

>>76422190
wish i didn't desu

how come the shittiest states (mississippi, alabama, arkansas) are also the most conservative ones?

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I really really need sleep
awake for 2 whole days, only one night's sleep to make up for it pattern these past 8 days
+ nothing but internet, vidya, cigarettes and liver poison drugs throughout. I keep getting weird light flashes when I close my eyes. I hope I don't die
somebody save me from myself

i should get a social life

>>76420976
Poopy

LOL

>>76422004
Don't know right now desu
Should everything go as planned I'll buy it before the month is over

I want an american internet friend. How do I achieve this?

having a gf would be nice

>>76422268
I'll be your friend. Give me your kik and I'll blow your phone up 24/7

I have no life or friends :^)

>>76422268
I also have no life or friends and will blow you 24/7

>>76422281
Where is the real Jotolisco?

>>76422268
i'll blow you 24/7 too

fuckin amerigays

>>76422322
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>76422281
Nah
>>76422311
Dude's gone

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>>76422247
Alright that's before I leave the country so everything should work out

>>76422331
She was one of my best /cum/ friends. If you ever see her around tell her I said hi

>>76422311
she's my gf

>>76422312
>>76422301
>>76422294
What the fuck does "blowing me" mean in this context?

>>76422356
>>76422362
>She
Uhm

>>76422378
You haven't seen the pictures I've seen

>>76422371
like fill your phone up with messages constantly

>>76422392
let us see them, buddy

>>76422371
sucking dick

>>76422427
Sorry but I have too much respect for her privacy

>>76421213
Human RACE

>>76422446
wow ontario i didn't know you were this gay

Does "Is there a reason behind this?"make sense?

>>76422511
"Is there a reason for this" makes more sense.

*aborts Californian babies*

>>76422511
>>76422523
Is there a reason behind for this, Quebec?

>>76422511
yes

What do you think of the new Republican Senate health care bill?

>>76422542
My hero.

Te amo mi amor

>tfw want to immigrate to the US
>I'm kinda brown but not short and not fat
>I'm majoring in a very profitable field
>but I don't want to be discriminated against
>don't want to become a part of the latino community at all
what to do? I just want to live an american life and earn some dollars

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my best friendds of cum :3 i have 1/8tjh of a bottle of honey jack daniels left.

WAT DO?

>>76422579
Go be a rapist somewhere else

>>76422579
Y-you too.

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>>76421266
>please choose a gender
>only two

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So what exactly is a cuck?

>>76422584
Just hang around white people and not Latinos. Easy.

0/10 edition very disappointed

why do blacks put so much seasoning on meat?

>>76422523
>>76422550
Does "Is there any reason why he's like that?" make more sense?

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should i post porn so i get banned?

Want to practice programming
Also want to get drunk

>>76422701
bad cooks

>>76422713
You don't really need the sentence to be like that. You could just say "Why's he like that?" and convey the same meaning but with less words.

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>>76421266
literally me

>be fuckup
>married to great gal
>maintaining good mental health has always been a struggle, but this feels like it's going to be the big snap
>my fuckup tendencies are starting to become her problem too, and they show no sign of lessening
>don't want to hurt her or fuck up her life
Suicide
>she gets more money from life insurance than I'll probably make in the next 20 yrs
>might not take it well, and will never be able to really explain myself
or divorce?
>she's free to live her life without this pathetic albatross dragging her down
>will put her in a tough situation, financially and emotionally

Well, boys?

why do anglos eat their steak semi raw wtf

>>76422751
Anything past medium rare is overcooked.

>>76422751
you want to eat shoes that badly?

>>76422584
Move to a prosperous rural area instead of a city or suburbs.

My name is Ryan, what's yours?

Why do white women fuck dogs?

Drew

>>76422791
Ryan

>>76422766
uhhhhh
>>76422764
what even is the point of eating your food raw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWtYTqqnpec

>>76422748
stream it

>>76422731
Thank you very much, Austin

>>76422814
What is the point of burning your food and eating shoe leather?

>>76422791
my nama jeff

Glad to hear we all have white names

>>76422802
type gabai good dog into google and click the second link

>>76422791
Thrall. Pleased to meet you.

>>76422791
Hi Ryan, my name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Rodriguez

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B00HTAT6Y0/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?smid=A3BKQ0UQ5Q8I0G&psc=1

gonna buy these 2bh

>>76422814
well blue is too much but medium rare is fine

I want to keep one of you as a pet
I'll feed you, take care of you, keep you up to date on your shots...
who's in

>>76422791
Paul, but you already knew that
>>76422858
>Thrall
What?

Is Tamaulipas a shithole? I heard it was a bit of a shithole.

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so many Ryans omg im ryan too :3

>>76422843
No

>100 tomorrow
Thinking about going to the coast

>>76422791
i am also ryan

>tfw my last name is royalty

>>76422898
>What?
Huh?

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>>76422563
>What do you think of the new Republican Senate health care bill

I'm having a barbecue tomorrow and am going to eat a steak blue just to confuse and anger Mexicans

wish i had a really dominant gf

>play from time to time risk of rain with random people on /v/
>some chilango spicshit starts trolling and teamkilling
>eventually people end up blocking all mexican connections
>end up with no one to play anymore
does anyone know a faggot that calls himself Mariel? punch him in the fucking face please

>>76422925
Fuck off you landlocked faggot

>>76422281

It's cool but you gotta get your shit together first because it comes with the impossibility to be lazy or you lose her respect and she leaves. Also you gotta get her gifts on specific dates. Also she will test your will, patience and jealousy constantly. Can you deal with that?

Also are you at least not unattractive?

>>76422962
Do you have a son by chance
Are his initials CM

>>76422916
Totally
>>76422949
>Huh?
That a real name?

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/cum/ is now a No Ryans club

>>76422982
I'm too young to have kids.

>>76422951
She ded!

Got the source for that?

>>76422951
It's still an improvement over obamacare

>>76422511
no, try "Does there any reasons for these?"

Fuck trump and fuck white people

I keep eating
But i'm still hungry
What's the deal

My name is Sam and I could HEEM every single one of you.

>>76422590
eat cheeto

Hey guys what's up

>>76422985
My real name is actually Mariel

>>76422998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkjrOssNAEc

>>76423012
Fuck you

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>>76423019

>>76422563
Republicunts don't believe in healthcare because that would involve helping somebody else

>>76422791
My name is Ryan too.

>>76423008
These always crack me up

Statistically speaking, there's no fucking way there's this many Ryans in /cum/

>>76423020
*steals your gun and keys*
*throws them in the bushes*

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>>76423083
Me on the right
You on the left

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>Statistically speaking

Friendly reminder that everyone born in October was the result of Valentine's Day

>>76423080
My name is actually Ryan though

>bought a headphone amp on ebay
>excited because now I can bump some music with nigger tier bass
>doesn't work

ENOUGH

>>76423034
What a letdown

I know a guy named Rian. How do you mess that up seriously.

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very best friends, i need help. the liquor store is going on strike on Monday, i need to go buy some very girly alcoholic drinks for happy fun times this next week.

so far my favorite is honey jack daniels, and other recomendations?

>>76423162
I hate honey Jack Daniels and hate you for liking it.

>>76423162
rice liquor and cheerio juice

White "people" are the reason why obesity is an issue.

>>76423162
cider and ipa are the only good alcohols

>>76423162
boone's farm
blackberry brandy
md 20/20

>>76422791
Hyde. James Hyde.

>>76423162
appletinis if you want gilry drinks

>>76423162
power up your weeb levels by just drinking sake

wtf?!
why is there so many ryans?

>>76423162
Ryan, have you tried NOT drinking alcohol?

>>76423177
That's the opposite of the truth, though.

>>76423162

>there are girls out there that look like anime who will never be your gf

I'm going to shart myself to death

>>76423182
Are you me that summer when I was 19 and banging a bunch of high school chicks?

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AAHHH

>>76423245
Every fat fuck I've seen is white

>>76423259
Look up obesity rates by race.

>>76423212

lot's of liars

>>76423177

Weak race unfortunately, prone to over-indulgene

>>76423177
Inaccurate post

>>76423293
The race of McDonald's and diet coke, sad!

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>>76420976
my town flooded today, people went out on canoes lmao

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feelin pretty comfy

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>>76423316
Hmm

>>76423332
thats some shit weather

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Who is should be the face of the Ryan masterrace? I nominate this gentleman.

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>>76423346
>Who is should be
>Who is should be
>Who is should be

Am I a faggot if I go to raves by myself at 28 years old while sober

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BANELAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!

>>76423377
Who the fuck raves while sober?

>>76423367
whome'st are

>>76423377
>Am I a faggot
Yes

>>76423388
it's about hugs not drugs

>>76423377
>Am I a faggot if I go to raves
yes

>>76423377
no. you're a faggot if you don't fuck a qt rave girl

>>76423422
enjoy stds you filthy subhuman degenerate scum

>>76423377
Kinda. I went to my last one when I was 27, and I felt weird. I just go to festivals now.
I've never raved sober. That's just silly, and potentially a bit creepy.

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>>76423391

>>76423431
Fag

>>76423431
That's why you wear a condom, you homosexual.

*faps to humanized MLP*
Hmmm yes quite..

>>76423431
>Wanting anon to fuck men instead

>>76423437
I used to go high all the time. I was big into GHB and MDMA, but I stopped getting high a couple years ago.

I am too intoxicated right now and I am not enjoying it

>>76423162
tell me that you love me first

>>76423478
not even a bowl of weed every now and then

>>76423509
Weed is for degenerates.

>>76423162
teach me how to get (you)'s like you

>>76423514
Weed is for the working class

listening to 'I hope she dies' by Beyoncé

*smokes tobacco*

whooaaa i'm sooo high

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Begin the day with a friendly voice, a companion unobtrusive.

>>76423514
Calling people degenerates is for degenerates. So is Varg/STOP posting.

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>the city of california
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76423514
>He says that on a degenerate thread, on a degenerate board, on a degenerate website.

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Instead of buying books I just dowload them all. I was at a Barnes and Nobles and I just took a picture of all the books I liked and then downloaded them for free when I got home.

I was so disappointed today because I won the stock market game and the prize was a bunch of books that I could have just downloaded for free.

>>76423538
Honesty, yeah, your honesty

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>Calling people degenerates is for degenerates.

>>76423551
that means it's too degenerate

childhood is when you smoked weed
adulthood is when smoking meth is better

Balisongs were the original fidget spinners

>>76423558
tragic. at least you have something to donate to goodwill

don't let denmark make next new

I'll be 32 in a week, and that thought is making me suicidal.

>>76423558
I prefer physical books desu

>>76423579
You're a degenerate for coming here

>>76423558
I don't even bother downloading them I just read them in the store

>>76423596
I was just going to sell them online but that is a nicer idea, I just hope the people that they give them too will actually read them since books about investing and finance

@76423634
don't reply to me you utter cretin

>>76423616
You might be the oldest lad around

How does that feel?

>>76423640
Give them to some random kid and hope he becomes rich. Maybe he'll remember you when he becomes rich and gives you a bunch of money.

>>76423605
is denmark really from denmark?

Is being a degenerate in the eyes of 4chan users really a good thing?

>>76423636
>>76423622
Also it works for picture books too, I was at Michaels and they had all the writing books online

>>76423661
There is some homeless guy always under the bridge here, It'd be a cruel joke to hand them too him

>>76423605
Just booked a flight there, he'll be gagged and fisted (gently) in 72 hours
can't let /cum/ be ruined just because people don't get paid for their (lack of) work

>>76423666
it's a canadian with a proxy

Not having kids is the ultimate degeneracy.

>>76423675
It's better than being a boring normalfag

>>76423660
It feels pretty crappy desu. Everything feels crappy.

>>76423691
I can't meet a breedable female. I'm an alien I think an autistic alien.

>>76423691
I'm not giving a succubus my seed

>>76423713
>>76423713
>>76423713
>>76423713

NEWWW

>>76423675
>having green hair and shoving sharpies up your assistance for art instead of post numeric
pots calling kettles niggers desu

i support degeneracy except for the types that don't get me aroused

>>76423694
>boring normalfag
So autist, normie, or degenerate are the only options?

>>76423707
I'm becoming 25 next month, you are not alone.

>>76423605
>>76423722
oops

Doing Ban evasion