/brit/ is a roach general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPZzqVqERxA
need a bf ;_;
>>76418291
umm actually they are sweaty x
>>76418319
haha stupid nigger, know your fuckin place you coward piece of shit
hmm yes fidel... hmm yes...
I wish people would stop making shit generals 30 posts early
it means i never get to post a general of my own unless i stoop to their level and post early as well
fucking annoying ADHD paddies ruining things for the rest of us yet again
lol
https://youtu.be/OWjzSJA-hVU?t=2m50s
Got the shits lads :(
>>76418355
alright jan man
You're out with the gf and this guy comes out of nowhere and dashes a glass of wine in your face
What do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuF5czwk9p0
No one likes gypsies
>>76418350
want to kiss that man tbqh
is he Fidel Castro sans beard?
>>76418355
the autistic german started it recently
>>76418393
yeah
young fidel castro
>>76418401
I didn't start shit you dumb mick
>>76418365
hahahahaaha fucking helllll these boys are brutal
https://twitter.com/shaun_jen/status/878098363761209344
SCREAMING
>>76418339
Not me but I tried the demo at my uncle's place in VR and it was scary as shit
how was wage slavery today, lads?
>>76418365
what a smug, self righteous cunt
>>76418327
Stop being gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_imzAFUjgI
filthy old southern nonce caught by BASED northern paedo hunters
>>76418426
1 hr left
>>>/pol/131097444
stormfags are triggered by based anglo rorkes
>>76418426
who are these grills
>>76418436
just realised i could make some serious cash blackmailing peeds
Explain to me why the guy who drove into those Muslims earlier this week is a fascist
>>76418436
the north of england is the only part of the entire UK worth existing
>>76418392
Hellooooo reddit!
>>76418464
This Yank shall be allowed to live.
>>76418444
hope youre happy with how everything turned out
i thank your country for being a key figure in this
anime
294 people died in house fires in England in 2015. - where was their single?
>>76418392
so vibrant
>>76418417
you're the worst most unfunny autistic poster here with atrocious editions
*struts into the thread*
which one of you bitches wants to dance?
>>76418464
GOOD lad
remember that the southern fairies appropriated the word "lad" from the working class northerners, irish and scots
doing a drink and watching Drive
>>76418421
pretty sure he said it he was being satirical, Hate the fat twat anyway
>>76418480
it was hitler's fault though
*bodyslams into the thread*
which one of you bitches ate my scotch egg?
£10 for a 20 deck of marlboro
ah yes very resonable
>>76418464
wtf I love americans now
>Vigilante pedophile hunting group called "guardians of the North"
hohohohoho
>>76418517
*smashes your entire existence*
You will rue the day you crossed me paddy
janoy cresva
>>76418545
Hitler didn't go far enough with the poles
Subhuman cunts flooding the place
>>76418553
$15 bucks for 10 packs of Dunhills at duty free
i buy 10 cartons whenever I fly
*comes into the thread*
*munching on a scotched egg i found*
alri everyone?
world would be a better place if all muslim men were gone
muslim women are fine
>>76418612
Rasheed
>>76418545
slavs aren't white
>>76418617
teenage mouse
uni cerebro
current wagey
*Punches you*
Are Bobbi
>>76418603
*Body slams your mum*
>>76418650
*cries*
Are the Lions gonna get killed tomorrow lads?
PAY UP PIGGIES
realized a couple months ago that aggrandizing the north of england gets lots of responses. not sure why but i continue this gimmick every now and then. not often enough for people to catch a pattern but often enough to break a (You) drought if i need to
witcher 3 lad..
>>76418653
she absolutely inhales black cock.
Do you have good enough reflexes to survive being a cop in America?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI4UxURjqEQ
fucking glad we dont have guns over here tbqh
>granddad always told me "to be born an Englishman is to win the lottery of life"
>told me the stories of my ancestors who faught for the empire
>reminded me to vote for brexit
>has been saying for years that the muslims are going to out breed us
>told me to never marry a black woman
>taught me about the empire
who here raised as a true patriotic anglo?
>>76418617
cyborg here
haha
>>76418653
suns out guns out
MENTIONED
What did they mean by this?
saw a midget yesterday, had to force myself not to laugh
>>76418754
you're a big fry
>>76418730
not I.
>>76418730
People like your granddad are why we're in the shit state we are now. Reality never caught up with these people and they think they can just turn back the clock.
Also odds are when your granddad was born living in America would've been a fucking world better than living in the UK.
>>76418767
its something travellers say, dunno what it means
*walks towards you*
OH NO
NOT ME
I NEVER LOST CONTROL
YOU'RE FACE
TO FACE
WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD
Jo Whiley, what a sad bitch
>>76418754
are guy
>>76418802
are jez
Name a better film than Michael Mann's "Miami Vice."
I can't.
>>76418700
scary stuff
You're PM of Britain when this guy comes up to you at the election and steals your seats. What do?
>>76418730
Your granddad is a mong
>>76418700
wow wtf he didn't have to shoot him twice. you're just trying to kill him at that point
>>76418803
i miss the bants leading up to MGSV
such a fucking letdown
>>76418785
>>76418775
i feel sorry for you
I CAN FEEL THE POWER OF MY PURE ANGLO BLOOD COURSING THROUGH MY BODY
The Empire will rise again.
>>76418826
Thief
Heat
Collateral
>>76418844
paki cunt
If you have a dog then Muslims aren't allowed to go near you
I AM UTRID SON OF UTRID
>>76418826
carlito's way
Just found out that its apparently normal practice for Afghan militia leaders to have 12-13 year old boys as personal sex slaves in their camps, and that UK/US troops are specifically instructed to ignore this in the interest of cross-force cooperation
im trying to assimilate this into my lefty brain without becoming a racist
its difficult
>i feel sorry for you
>I CAN FEEL THE POWER OF MY PURE ANGLO BLOOD COURSING THROUGH MY BODY
>The Empire will rise again.
dude weed jaja
>>76418826
Wonder Woman
Absolute fucking banger x
https://youtu.be/kZf-Ql3wayA
>>76418891
if he had a normal face those tattooes would be kinda badass (memes aside)
>>76418862
cringe
HATE her
>>76418900
didnt realise how much i missed having a bf until i saw this post
looks so comfy ;^;
*sits next to you*
jajajajajaja pirata
i fucking love being English
not even a rorke, just love my country
Is Vikings a good shoe or just LARPY shit?
Quite enjoy seeing articles about the realities of how we're going to get our heads kicked in by Brexit online. Comments are full of middle aged blokes who think we're going to become some mighty trading power because rah rah rule Britannia.
>>76418942
not gay x
Hate mums, love scotch eggs. Really is simple as.
>>76418952
Oh fuck off you stupid cunt
>>76418891
think Hitchens might be right when he calls football a kind of pagan cult
>>76418974
why?
>>76418972
Take the piss
>>76418940
this is the level of 'research' that goes into these ideologues videos.
people think sargon or molymeme or that woman are reliable sources of information to inform their world view.
upsetting.
>>76418900
URGH
how do you cope with the fact that you're genetically predetermined to be ugly and there are people much more attractive than you?
Would probably fuck a nice midget lass if she was pretty enough x
Stupid cunt
cornwall deleted me on steam
>>76418940
what's wrong with what she said, this post just shows she's using good souces, doesn't it?
>>76419021
fuck off
>>76419009
have a huge dick desu
>>76419009
you go to the gym to get fit
and work on your interpersonal skills to get charisma
and then find out youre actually pretty attractive in the end
>>76419009
women don't know what they want nor what's best for them
>>76419021
Fuck off
>>76419009
i break their jaw
>>76419009
Greater London
>>76419039
>first link
>copy all the bulletpoints word for word
>7min video
>cool 100k views
literally less effort put in than a highschoolers class project
>women don't know what they want nor what's best for them
>>76419039
a blog is a good source?
>>76419009
take huge amount of drugs until everything is forgotten
>>76418940
270k subscribers
>>76419100
the blog takes the sources from studies
>>76419081
she has a wider influence, may as well use it to inform people
>>76418940
she looks rough in the first n second shot m7
gonna be a right bag of spanners in 10 years
Stop using those pronouns.
>>76419128
cant believe youre defending this zeroeffort clickbait shite
have some fucking selfrespect la', dont die on this hill
>>76419128
>the blog takes the sources from studies
and you verified that? post the real source then
*dies*
remembering a long time ago how a girl from california messaged me on okcupid saying "hey!!!!!" and i just replied that she was too far away. just now realized it was the girl i liked in highschool who moved to california. i don't have any social media at all so sometimes i wonder if there's people out there looking to reconnect with me and they can't find me because i'm nowhere online. torn, need advice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WckGWdlp7y8
samples from hundreds of dyno recordings
cut my arm earlier and it hurts :s
*doesnt go to bed even though i told my mum id go up at midnight*
>>76419180
Where are you?
>>76419205
the east coast
>>76419152
autism
>>76419191
i cut my arm too, a long time ago.
Rasheed test: if this video doesn't make you sad, you're a paki cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv6f3lplUf8
>>76419209
Fucking haram mate
>>76419212
white people? having CHILDREN? not sure about this one
lads, i was eating my company provided meal in my work's kitchen area while doing overtime tonight and the girl who sits opposite me came in to say see you on monday
what did she mean by this
i can't imagine her doing that for many other people at our place of work
>>76419222
this makes me sad
but not because im a thickheaded 'Muh Empire' rorke but because i like Hong Kong and am upset at how China keeps raping their ""democracy""
>>76419222
Remember this desu
How bad was video back then LOL
i'm smarter than all of you
>>76419222
don't care
britain out of everywhere
>>76419231
the south east of the US excluding florida is the american equivalent of the north of england. i might have to draw a map relating parts of the UK and ireland to US regions
Why the FUCK would anyone want boiled eggs when fried eggs are ten times nicer?
>>76419234
I think you're what the Deanos and Smithys of the world call 'in'
WAHEYYYY
aarrrghhhh
ooooooooooooo
eeeeeee
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>76419273
fried eggs don't go with salad
>>76419273
i can carry boiled eggs in my pocket to eat on the way to work if i wake up late
>>76419222
>muh colonies
>we wuz empire n shiet
bin yourself
>>76419273
you can eat boiled eggs cold
>>76419273
boiled eggs + mustard = food of the GODS
>>76419263
Don't bother we ain't interested
>>76419273
You can't punch your mum over a friend egg, everyone knows that
>>76419319
what if i instead draw a map of the UK and ireland relating it to regions of america?
8==========D my dick
8=D your dick
>>76419248
>>76419261
>>76419307
fuck OFF sheed
>>76418891
Is that a real person or a wax model?
phew for a minute there I lost myself
>>76419344
'ke
Chad
>>76419357
That is what he meant though
>>76419332
i'm a northerner.
what part of America would feel most like home to me?
>>76419332
Nah you're good mate, don't waste your time
>>76419349
It's your future
leftypol and rightypol are both NOT FUCKING WELCOME
>>76419222
I'm glad its over.
Belgium Airport Attack
Nice Truck Attack
Berlin Christmas Attack
bet you lads completely forgot about these
>>76419357
this isnt exactly 'news' is it tho lad
>>76419375
he was talking about requisitioning homes used for landbanking - completely empty properties that are not being used for anything except as a money store
the newspapers implied he was going to start seizing peoples holiday homes or some shit
>>76419391
they all kind of blur together
>>76419389
fuck off trudeau
i wish ill do it someday...
>>76419391
>Nice Truck Attack
'sheed
>>76419389
stfu!
>>76419389
not true
literally love the ol' states, lads
if America was ever invaded, i'd fight for them, and lets be honest, so would most of you
HUNDREDS OF FLATS EVACUATED
EVERYONE IS MOVING INTO MILLIONAIRE PENTHOUSES
>>76419357
>Corbyn: seize homes of the rich to house Grenfell homeless
Is that supposed to sound like a bad idea?
>>76419282
Don't bullshit me, please; no woman will ever love me
>>76419444
/pol/ is for fascists
/brit/ is just patriotic and right-wing
>>76419440
put em on the street i say dave
could honestly heem everyone itt
Ever wondered why depression wasn't as prevalent and people were generally happier in the olden days when we were ruled by a monarchy? Because people didn't get themselves all worked up about things that didn't effect them. Everything wasn't politicised like it is today which does nothing but divide us and makes us angry. They focused on more important things in life
>>76419469
maybe in 2015
/brit/ is a radcen general, polls don't mean anything love x
>>76419482
not i
>>76419429
They're being invaded by Mexicans.
brb off to mexican for a few decades to "fight" them from the inside by impreganate their women
>>76419410
>he was talking about requisitioning homes used for landbanking - completely empty properties that are not being used for anything except as a money store
Yeah that's what seizing a property is. They're empty but someone still privately owned
Don't know why Corbynites are still so surprised that newspapers use punchy and emotive language, and think Corbyn should be exempt from it for some reason. They don't kick up a fuss when people they don't agree with are supposedly quoted out of context
*dances*
>>76419391
remember the first two
what happened with the third? last i heard it was a polish truck
>>76419429
Fuck off we're full
>>76419489
kek, what are you doing on brit wills
>>76419461
I said you're in - if you hook up with her she'll just realise you're useless and pathetic and will never move to loving you. You should know that, we've been through this enough times....
>>76419491
the overall nature of /brit/ is right-of-centre, with a small number of leftists clawing for power in opposition while a small number of radcens act like fencesitters
>>76419510
*boogies next to you*
>>76419529
fuck off
fucking hell cant stop seeing insects everywhere that arent actually here
>>76419429
Would like to be the one invading america desu. get me a qt cowboy gf
FACT: /brit/ is pro cameron, pro blair, and anti may and anti corbyn
>>76419541
told you, brain tumor
>tfw size 8 footlet
>>76419512
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Berlin_attack#Hijacking
>>76419541
That's a REALLY common sign of cancer of the eyeballs mate
Which celebrity do you despise the most?
>>76419584
same
means we can buy + wear womens" shoes if we want tho so its not all bad
>>76419538
>>76419573
canadians are truly awful posters
>>76419541
alcohol withdrawl?
>>76419598
*poos on you*
>>76419598
no u
>>76419603
Beckham
Oh I wish I was in the land of cotten,
good times there are not forgotten!
>>76419603
the one with more anime gfs than me
honestly cutting myself was big mistake
do not recommend
>>76419580
>>76419600
stop it lads
>>76419532
*grabs by neck*
back the FUCK of?!?!?!?
czechs in yanks out
>>76419603
Any e-celeb youtube retard
>>76419590
JUST at that box on the right
>Islamic terrorism in Europe (2014–present)
>having a category just for the last 3 years
>6th Paris
>7th Paris
>5th Brussels
>>76419603
Lily Allen, Russell Brand
>>76419603
mark zuckerberg
>get dumped
>give up on gym for 3 months
>go back for the first time yesterday
>all my strength is gone, unsurprisingly
>so weak this jacked guy thinks im new and shows me how to use basic machines and tells me to google diet tips
>too embarassed to tell him ive been lifting for 2 years already
>after he babies me through the whole workout he pats me on the head and says 'youll do just fine if you stick to it'
want 2 die
>>76419616
not at all
Just watching Question Time. Genuinely don't care about Brexit, I don't intend being here for that long and I'm getting an Irish passport. Can we just stop talking about it? Just for me.
Thrashed my willy to some uncensored JAV.
>>76419516
B-but i love you
America is literally the British attitude of "fuck off, we're the best" * 100
can't help but respect that
Has moni had sex yet
>>76419629
>>76419656
FOP
>>76419652
This sounds familiar, did you post it yesterday?
/brit/ always has and always will be a rorke general
>6'1
>Size 7 footlet
>Abnormally high foot arches
>>76419664
Where are you gonna live..?
>>76419688
think i might have posted about being pat on the head right after it happened, maybe
>>76419652
post boyfeet
Islamist terror attacks in the West from 2013 to 2017
USA- Boston Marathon bombings- 3 deaths, 183 injured
UK- Murder of Lee Rigby- 2 deaths
France- La Défense attack- 1 injured
Belgium- Jewish Museum shooting- 4 deaths
Australia- Endeavour Hills stabbings- 1 death, 2 injured
Canada- Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu ramming attack- 1 death, 1 injured
Canada- Parliament Hill shootings- 1 death, 3 injured
USA- Queens hatchet attack- 5 injured
Australia- Sydney hostage crisis- 3 deaths, 4 injured
France- Tour police station stabbing- 1 death, 3 injured
France- Dijon attack- 11 injured
France- Charlie Hebdo attacks- 20 deaths, 22 injured
France- Porte de Vincennes hostage crisis- 4 deaths, 9 injured
Denmark- Copenhagen shootings- 2 deaths, 5 injured
USA- Curtis Culwell Center attack- 2 deaths, 1 injured
France- Saint-Quentin-Fallavier attack- 1 death, 11 injured
USA- Chattanooga shootings- 7 deaths, 2 injured
France- Thalys train attack- 5 injured
Australia- Parramatta shooting- 4 deaths
France- November 2015 attacks- 137 deaths, 368 injured
USA- San Bernardino attack- 14 deaths, 22 injured
France- Paris police station attack- 1 death
Belgium- Brussels bombings- 35 dead, 340 injured
USA- Orlando nightclub shooting- 49 dead, 53 injured
France- Magnanville stabbing- 2 deaths
France- Bastille Day Nice attack- 87 deaths, 434 injured
Germany- Würzburg train attack- 1 death, 5 injured
Germany- Ansbach bombing- 1 death, 15 injured
France- Normandy church attack- 3 deaths
USA- Ohio State University attack- 11 deaths
Germany- Berlin attack- 12 deaths, 56 injured
France- Paris machete attack- 1 injured
France- Orly airport shooting- 4 deaths
UK- Westminster attack- 5 deaths, 49 injured
Sweden- Stockholm attack- 5 deaths, 14 injured
USA- Fresno shooting- 4 deaths
France- Shooting of Paris police officers- 1 death, 3 injured
Italy- Milan stabbing- 3 injured
UK- Manchester Arena bombing- 22 deaths, 116 injured
UK- London Bridge attacks- 7 deaths, 48 injured
457 dead, 1,795 injured
JUST
>>76419652
im too afraid to go to the gym because i havent a bogs what to do
>>76419603
David Beckham for me. Always thought he was just a bit of a thick media whore, but those email leaks shown him up as a nasty, self-important piece of shit.
>>76419748
weak little runt
>>76419736
grim
britain, france and germany are fucked
>>76419735
you gay?
me and my mate just had a fight outside the pub
he was originally having a straightener (1 on 1) but my mate was starting to lose so I jumped in and smacked the geeza up
>>76419736
we just need to pray harder on twitter
>>76419748
oh dont be
its dead easy - just read the /fit/ sticky and do SS for 3-6 months
its idiotproof
>>76419737
>she used to have her belly pierced
DISGUSTING
>>76419768
what are you going to do about it?
>>76419774
did he take your scotch egg?
>>76419774
good lad
Some cuckold once told me; "The_Donald really broke me,
they just shitposted my whole state red."
Xe was looking kind of dumb with xer sickle and islam,
spewing all xer feminist hatred.
Well, the pedes are cunning and they don't stop hunting
Spez bends the rules but we keep this site running
Didn't make sense not to vote for Don
Your country gets great but the news still wrong.
So much ado, so much to REE
"Oh my god, right now I can't breathe"
You'll never know if you read 'Post,
You'll never win if your dead don't vote.
Hey, now, you're an libtard, get your polls wrong, go blame
Hey, now, you're a Trump Star, put your hat on, get paid
And all these pedes are so woke.
When we see an arrow we make it gold.
It's a woke place, and they say it gets woker,
they're resisting now 'til the bull comes over
but the media dems beg to differ,
using all their lies to paint a bleak picture.
The ICE we send is racking up the wins.
The wall's getting built, no illegals getting' in
Our tweets are fire. How about yours?
As the MO-AB strikes, I meme the orc hordes
Hey now, you're on The_Donald, Meme rare pepes, go win
Hey now, you're on The_Donald, Top ke-ekkk, ludicrous bricks.
All those down votes are shillssss
Don't trust headlines from TheHilllll
Some Bernie once asked could I spare some change for class
I need to get myself away in a safe space
I said nyet!. His name was Seth!
I won't fund your Berkeley debt.
But we could all make America great.
And always watching is /pol/.
The four hundred pound hacking troll.
>>76419736
france really got the short end of the stick didnt they
>>76419797
do a poo
>>76419797
emigrate
eastern europe maybe
rorkes out
communists out
radical centrists IN
Alri Dhimmi you paid your Jizya yet?
I've invented a new drink
you take any cheap instant coffee granules
and you add some hot chocolate powder
quite nice and cheap
>>76419780
Social media was a mistake
>>76419736
>France
fucking hell
and they STILL voted for macron
>>76419848
i bet you is a shia innit
>>76419855
Mocha then.
>>76419718
Somewhere in Seattle, or perhaps a southern state like south dakota.
a yank girl joined my schoool in year 11 and told me how comfy south dakota wad
i'd literally die for the USA, i'm drunk f, but that doesn't mean i'm lying. I would join America in any fight. I only wish i was old enough to join the invasions of iraq and Afghanistan
>>76419736
how do i capitalise on this?
forced to admit everyday life is utter shite
>>76419867
makes perfect sense
centrism is unironically the best stance vis a vis combatting islamic terrorism
rightwingers antagonise terrorists and take away citizens liberties for no reason
leftwingers indirectly support them in a fuckedup way and are hopelessly naive about immigration
Macron is the answer
>>76419911
sell arms to anti-muslim groups
instant fortune
very buzzed rn :3
>>76419780
i see things like this and it really boggles my mind. Like how did it get this bad. What went so wrong in countries for it to be like this? Why has nothing changed in 2 years of constant attacks?
its insane what goes on in western countries these days
>>76419652
change gyms
WHITE PEOPLE BTFO
Do you think Londoners will be just as insufferable about grenfell for the next 30 years as scousers were about muh Hillsborough?
About the same amount of people died
>>76419936
noted
>>76419933
centrists allow the conditions for muslims to enter the country in the first place though
>>76419736
none in italy strangely even though thats where they're coming in from
>>76419899
kys insufferable Yankaboo. Fuck off to /cum/ too
>>76419955
who tf says egyptians are white
>>76419955
wow yes, how will cumskins ever recover?
>>76419933
how does the centrist stance differ from the left-wing stance?
what are you drinking, pedes?
>>76419988
no deaths rather
>>76419968
was this post really necessary?
i dont give a fuck
i dont give a FUCK
i dont give a FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
>>76419973
terrorists are almost always 2nd generation immigrants. cutting off immigrants wont have an effect until the next generation, 30 years down the line, when ISIS will be dead and gone and it wont mean a thing anyway
>>76420013
support for some direct military interventionist measures
support for limited emergency police powers
>>76419949
>What went so wrong in countries for it to be like this?
just want to fucking kill myself really
>>76419708
Sounds sexy
Pics?
>>76420028
the berlin truck attacker was killed by german authorities in milan
honestly sounds like a james bond film, breddy cool action sequence
>>76420017
POO IN LOO!!
>>76420032
Hello you Scouse fucking twat
Shouldn't you be out campaigning against the sun you cretin
>>76420042
fake news
they headhunted for small numbers of specialists to immigrate such as experts on brain surgery or nuclear technicians
there was no encouragement of average or unskilled workers
got debunked as fake news by tons of news sites already, stop peddling this propaganda shite
I am an iams cat. Hows it foing?
>>76420057
are the germans allowed to cross the border?
>>76420079
just checked, it was italian police not german ones
>>76420071
fuk of sheed
I'm moving into a flat and getting a cat
fows if foinf
>>76420042
its not just the UK though its everywhere
in the 90s we all took in bosnian muslim refugees and there was no discussion about it, they were leaving after the war
these days its an ordeal to deport a spoofing asylum seeker whos had his claim denied twice already
>>76420071
Fuck off Labour shill, no it didn't
>he also conceded that the influx of arrivals meant the party's traditional supporters are unable to find work
>labour's 'traditional supporters' are brain surgeons and nuclear technicians
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>there was no encouragement of average or unskilled workers
There certainly was when the Eastern Euro nations joined the EU in 2003/04. Blair promised we wouldn't be flooded and they came in their hundreds of thousands.