/cp/ Culture Pals

Memes

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>script to view entire female userbase between 18 and 25
>come back in an hour
>30 views and no messages

defeat

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Second for bunda.

>I don't have kik.. I have Instagram, Line, Kakao, Snapchat, whatever you want to!

Shit, is Line good? Snapchat won't work on my emulator.

>>76414736
Get Kik
Line is for weebs

>>76414736
>Using a fucking emulator to talk to a koreaboo

>>76414538
You retarded? Profile views are about as good as you're going to get. Women don't usually like to make the first move unless you are very good looking.

>>76414826
No smartphono :,(

>>76414822
Well, she is a weeb and my fake is a korean.

>>76414837
>unless you're very good looking
Does that mean that I'm good looking?
I've only been getting messages feom girls and I really consider myself an ugly person.

>>76415300
Either that or they're asian, want a green card, or some combination of the three.

I'm sorry, lad, but I just can't force myself to flirt with the niggresses, they're so disgusting.
I'm flirting with a 2/10 ruskie, but the niggers are just on another level entirely.

Sorry, guess I'll only be getting Asian and European nudes.

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Rate these legs

>>76416674
her boyfriend must be taking the picture

>>76416674
nice legpussy
nice feetpussy too

>>76416870
Not my qt unfortunately, just saw the pic somewhere

>>76416870
>legpussy
>feetpussy
u wot

>>76416943
plebs wouldn't understand

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>>76416674
Rate these legs, got them from a portuguese girl

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What's the 4chan board most related with drawing?
Found a Top portuguese qt and want to give that board to her.

>>76417630
>>>/ic/

Is it normal for Muslim qt's to go quiet during the last week of Ramada?

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>>76417660
Thanks

>>76414547
DAT ASS

>tfw peas girl just sent me nudes
P E A S W O R K
E
A
S
W
O
R
K

>>76418411
Wasn't she a Cambodian though? They're basically Thai

>current nudes: 0

>>76418496
Cut me some slack

28th for virginity

>>76418561
Don't mind me I'm just salty
>>76418626
29th

30th for i can't control my horny level

Guys, what's your game with boring girls?

Right now, I just tell them I'm watching porn when they ask what I'm doing.
They either get the message or call me a pervert and tell me to fuck off but I can't really push it any further after that.

31 for not being a virgin :DDDDDDD

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33st for tfw no physical human contact for x years

>>76418913
I just try to push the game a little higher.
If they continue being like that I'll tell them to ask some questions.

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That feel when slowly falling for my Polish milf qt. We Skyped for the first time tonight.

swing and a miss

>>76419024
Well, how do I push it?
I've tried asking a muslim for help when she said she didn't want to distract me from the porn but it obviously failed.
This is right at the start of the convo, btw.

>>76419069
I'm happy for you mate

>Modern russian movies are just bad,
is this true lads?

>>76419146
T-thanks.

>>76419317
Finally over your ex GF?

>>76419116
Just ask them something like this
>how has it been your stay here in Interpals?
They'll tell you many things, they want to talk about themselves

>fucking guy from venezuela views my profile
Should I ask him if he has enough to eat?

>>76419436
Ask him, and send him 40 bucks

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>>76419365
Yeah, I finally managed to get over her. I don't reminisce about our past anymore.

I used to go down to the beach and look at the sea and I would instantly think of her and our memories together because I'd always have to take the ferry to visit her. The sea would remind me of her. And the view from our balcony in Greece had the view of the same Aegean sea.

Now I no longer think of her when I see the sea. I just feel like going for a swim instead.

I think this made me realize I'm over her. She can go fuck herself.

>>76419479
i dont want the government of venezuela to confiscate muh 40 bucks

>>76419504
>He had a gf
>it was dreamy
Fug you make me feel bad

>>76419536
Don't be rude.
Venezuela will be glad to get your money.

Did my profile got posted in some Brazilian website?
Got 4 Brazilians in a row.
Spooky

>>76419771
I don't think I'll ever be that emotionally invested in a girl again. Because I realized one thing: you shouldn't be dependent on anyone. Not even your family. Or you will disappoint yourself.

>>76419997
Bost bunda

>>76420268
You want my hairy bunda?

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>>76420165
This.

>>76420291
the Br bunda

Alright, got my first slut.
23 yr old Philippine chick. Got her lewds in about an hour and now just have to wait for her to get back home to make her my slave.

I haven't even shown her "my" uncovered face or body.
I just had to flirt a bit and she started posting semi-nude stuff. (and lots of it)


FeelsGoodMan

>>76420165
I'm close to killing myself anyway don't do this

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>>76419997
mfw I got a 15 year old BR checking my profile out

How do people message you without seeing your profile?

>>76420545
On the search page there's an option to message a person to the right of their description.

What's with people who give you their WhatsApp the first or second message.
Are these real people or bots?

>>76418913
I just start insulting them. Thats how I got my main qt. I bullied her until she loved me

>>76421271
Well, I've already got a QT.
I'm just using a fake korean for the nudes now.
Don't really have the time to view profiles to search for good things to insult, desu.

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Which one of you degenerates is this?

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>>76421449
That would be me

>>76421449
That would be me

>>76421449
Dont post my profile famalam

>>76421449
delet

>>76420165
Turkbro wise beyond his years

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For the first time in a long time, I'm actually enjoying having a conversation with portuguese qt.
Right after our second message, we started messaging long texts.

What's it like to have meaningful conversations with a girl

>>76422361
>meaningful
explain

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Why is this a thing? How are roaches not yet sitewide permabanned?

>>76422456
tfw not visited by a single asian since I remade my account 2 weeks ago
feels good man

>>76422361
I was just talking to a Russian girl about German movies.

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o im laffin

>>76422621
If you click on "Germany" you'll see that +70% of the results are muslims

>>76422424
about feelings

>>76422817
>talking about feelings
what are you a fag?

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>>76423088
im so lonely

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>>76423279
Don't worry, anon. You will find someone one day if you try.
If you open up and take the initiative, they will too. It's trial and error though so it takes a bit of patience to find someone that is compatible with you.

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>>76423279
Maybe you'lle find someone. maybe you won't . but keep trying , its all a numbers game. If you don't give a fuck about reje-.. ah who am i kidding i'm actually a virign I have no idea how this works m 8

>>76423366
You sound like a homo tbhfam

>>76423651
I'm a grill if it makes any difference.
If anything, I think I know a little better about talking to girls.

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>>76423366
i hope he finds that someone soon

>>76423724
wtf that's a scary pic >:c
Saved

guys quick question. if ur mssg is highlighted in pink does that mean unread?

>>76423765
flower apu is one of my favorite apu pics. but i like to reply with evil apu whenever i see flower apu

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>tfw your qt reads your ur message, doesn't reply and gets offline

>>76423795
Did you make this image? I like it.

>>76423789
Yes, pink is unread.

>>76423813
no, an anon used it few weeks ago? and it was the first time i saw it

>>76423698
How many messages do you get per day?

>>76423857
New ones maybe 35 or so. I don't open "hi how are u" "teach me english" and s*xual things/compliments so it ends up being around 15-20.

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>>76423813
thanks. I get butthurt when they dont reply within 30 seconds. They never do

>>76423857
I think girls get a little more than what I said here though >>76423916.
I have around 6k people blocked so that reduces the spam.

How many do you get per day? Canadians should be popular.

>>76423949
>>76423916
Well, you're getting about 1.5-2 messages per hour with 6k blocked. I don't think any guy gets that per hour. I take it you're online a lot, unlike me, but you have just a tiny bit more reason to be optimistic than >>76423279
I don't get many unsolicited messages, but I do get responses on most of the messages I do send out.

>>76424080
I suppose so. A lot of the conversations tend to die out on the female side first. I've noticed it from myself and other girls I've spoken to.
I feel that if you can't grab their attention within the first 3-5 messages, it's not going to work out unless you drastically change your personality to match up with theirs. That doesn't sound like a good method if you're looking for friendship though.
How many people do you message regularly? Like do you have "mains" or favorite people that you like to message?

>>76423916
>>76424080
how many pics do you have up? are you shredded?

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>>76424080
>getting about 1.5-2 messages per hour

>>76424203
A few per day, but I don't really care if I get responses or not.
My point wasn't to gripe; just sayin that your experience is prob going to be just a teensy weensy bit different than someone who literally posts 'im so lonely' on a japanese wood carving forum, ya dig?
>>76424333
A few.
>me
>shredded
o i am laffin

>>76424333
2 pics, chubby face.

>>76424420
Yeah, I understand ya.
While a man has to catch a fish in a lake he doesn't know, a woman waits in a lake for a bait to bite.
I don't think I'm wrong though about opening up and being taking the lead though. Even as a woman, I have to do that.

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>>76424544
>>76424420
>>76424420
Just started a profile today. descent face i think... but only mssg i got all day was from a 40 year old gay dude from Palau

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RUUUUUUDE

>>76424808
You need to send out the first message if you're an average guy. How new to the internet are you?

>tfw you start interpals 10 steps behind as an underprivileged mongol cis turk male

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>>76424956
r-rejection feels bad tho

>>76425292
>you start interpals as a paki immigrant.
They don't want to learn english from a paki, thats for sure

>>76425292
also wtf half the girls there are turks. you should have no problem

>>76425301
Who gives a fuck about someone you'll never be within 100 km of not responding to a message? You can also try the script for viewing other profiles and see if any view you back. Or just manually view profiles and see if the person reciprocates. You'll still probably need to message first though

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>>76425354
isnt not the point to not contact youre own country in inter pals?

>>76425354
>t*rkish girls

*pukes*

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>>76424921
Sooo smalll

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>be me messaging qt
>she checks my profile
>doesn't respond

>>76425609
>>76425452
>>76425658
I like the variety of sadfrogs that get posted in this general.

Someone cold message a girl with
>DES
and report back with your findings

>>76425675
>cold message

what is it

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>>76425672
Thanks. Have another one

>>76425675
What's the meaning?

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>hope we can be a good friends

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Who here likes when it's still dark, but the sky is gaining some clarity?

Another portuguese anon.
Here's some work for you
https://www.interpals.net/Natalia188

hi)))))))))

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>>76425437
> try the script
is there a script now? or is it just the action of viewing profiles and mssaging if they view back?
>>76425452
t bh i thought the point was to get slutty pics

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>sexting girl
>have to go meet some friends
>she messages me
>friend staring over my shoulder while I read it
>awkward.jpg
>don't reply for the rest of the night so I'm pretty sure she's annoyed at me

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Another friendship down the drain, /cp/.

>>76426365
story?

>>76426184
Yea there's a script to automate that. Read the pastebins in the OP.
I've never used it though. Easy enough to just send messages to people.

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>>76426365

:(

>tfw still can't get over a qt that cucked me almost a year ago

What is wrong with me

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>>76426414
Story time

>>76426365
What happened? Today my Belrussian friend told me that she is going to be deleting her account because she was just using it to distract her from depression. Sadly she was against any contact outside of the website, so felt like months of friendship went down the drain.

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>>76426496
Just ended an almost 2 year friendship on InterPals.

Are you ok with that? In one hand she will be improving herself. In other, you were left alone.

>>76426440
Qt went on vacation and got dicked by at least one guy at some beachparty, and subsequently lost all interest in me.

>>76426414
>>76426440
Do it plz

>>76426391
ah thank you friend

>>76426540
>2 years
:(

>>76426540
If she is feeling/getting better then I wish her the best. I noticed throughout our conversations she slowly started to be happier so that's all I could hope for.

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If you are under 6ft then shut up and switch your gender to female.

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>>76426605

con te partirò,
paesi
che non ho mai
veduto e vissuto con te
adesso sui li vivrò

con te partirò
su navi per mari
che io lo so
no, no, non esistono piu
con te io li vivrò

>>76426707
story now

>I really liked it, the Chinese are very friendly. I even saw one Negro there)

Holy shit, Russian qt's are great.

>>76427762
I guess China left such a good impression on her that she thought she could try her luck with a Canadian.

>>76425731
a-are you a grill?

>>76425731
the top gambian messaged me as well. I noticed that he spaced out his words, so I would add an additional two spaces after each word every message I sent.

>tfw no american gf

>>76427952
I envy you.

>>76427952
>tfw my qt is American and easily the best person I've talked with on interpals.

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>So used to garbled English that even when a girl is speaking properly (like using the subjunctive) I hear an ESL accent in my head
My brain hurts

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>>76424921
I thank whatever gods there might be every morning for my great blessings.

>>76428309
How huge are you ;)

>>76428351
Pretty large tbf.
BBC stands for Big Baltic Cock after all.

>>76426540
How do you talk to two years without getting any further than friendship?

>>76428459
because no

>>76428477
What do you mean? Had you no interest in anything beyond that?

>>76428492
Yes. No interest in furthering it. People of the opposite sex can be friends too.

>>76428399
It actually stands for Big British Cock

>>76428505
I see, but it rarely happens for me. Girls usually get flirty and I start getting feelings ( although lust 90% of times ). I think I could only legitimately be friends with a female if both of us didn't find each other attractive physically in the slightest. Although the fact that it happens over a distance and there is no actual physical contact involved helps.

Why did you end it?
>>76428512
I might move to Britain at some point in this year, so if I stay there long enough and get citizenship, that might technically be true. ;)

>>76428559
Having feeling for someone you don't plan on meeting sounds like a waste of energy and time to me tbqh. But then again, not everyone is able to control their emotions or lust.

>>76428559
Any idea where about you're thinking of moving?

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I cant sleep /cp/

>>76428602
Well, I haven't met many people online that I had lasting contact, but the ones I got around now, they're both down to meet me. One of them has pretty serious feelings for me, but idk. She's cute and I like her, but I am not sure I like her enough to tie myself down to a girl pretty far away from me and trust her to be a long distance gf. I'd rather have someone I can have around regularly irl.
>>76428613
Peterborough actually. My relatives live there, one of them has been there for nearly five years by now. I'm not sure how long I want to stay, I'd rather study and go to university, but my head is up in the clouds and I am not very serious about my future.
>>76428662
Are you that catgirl autist? haha assbuger :-D

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nvm.. that weird lat guy is here..

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>>76428729
haha what an autist :DDD
How u ben

what countries have the friendliest women?

>>76428671
Yeah, the distance thing most likely doesn't work out unless you guys have complete trust in each other and fully committed. Plus, physical things (besides s*x) like being able to see them walk, blink, and move is a big deal to attraction.
If you're moving to the UK, it should be safe to find a QT around where you'll be.

>>76428671
>the South
Wew lad

>>76427952
iktf

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Interpals >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pornhub

>>76429275
Interpals >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> friends

>>76429512
I wouldn't know

My qts >>>>>>>>>>> your qts tbqh

>>76429594
my dick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your dick

>>76429610
r-rude

>>76429648
talk shit about my qts get hit

Girl finally responded

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why are women so touchy, /cp/?

>295 wiener dogs
>37 massages with happy endings

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what means "oi" in portugalian?

>>76430458
hi
Now stop talking to my qts! reee

>I love when a guy calls me babygirl, I don't know why ...

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>>76430017
womyn doesnt get humor damn

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Hello /cp/ hello new Italian guy good permanence
How is everybody?

>>76430989
Not too bad thanks, you?

>>76430017
>"lemme reply to this obviously satirical question with unwarranted hostility"
Holy shit, I've had a realization. We're not the autists. Women are. They literally have no idea how to act like normal human beings in conversation

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how do i find russian boipucci? i want a long term relationship.

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>>76431320
A bit sad, but russian qt helps me

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>>76430989
Almost fucked it up with a philipine slut by sending her pic related.
Bought myself 30mins of time.

How do I fix this situation?

>>76431459i hope that's not you, if it is, you're what, 180 and 60 kg?

>>76431507
No, that's from fit.
My body is actually pretty similar though, just a bit more muscular.

The Asian girl from yesterday hasn't ignored me yet. I'm getting better!

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>>76431459
Why did you send that pic kek
Tell her it's a pic you found on internet and she reminded you of it.
Hopefully she takes the bants

Also, if it's you, do SS+GOMAD

>>76431459
Pretend it never happened

>talk to a qt
>get bored after a week
>ask for nudes
>cut off contact after I've gotten some
>find new qt and repeat process
It's like an addiction. How do I stop?

>>76431577
You don't
You keep doing it and share nudes with your /cp/ bros

>>76431545
No, I sent it when she asked me for another pic to confirm my identity.

I think she has calmed down a bit now.


>>76431548
And hope she does the same? :3

>come back home after 2 days
>+7
Most of them are insta deletes though but still.

/cp/ i need catfishing images, where do i find beautiful man pictures

>>76431855
Instagram.
#selfie is a good search term

>>76431825
>"are u gay ?"
Hmmmmm

>>76431876
Why is that tag always clogged with Korean girls?

>>76431765
>sending that ugly skeleton body out of all the ottermodes and built one on /fit/
why. just why.

>>76432123
cuz i'm rping as a shy korean tard to avoid having to send too many pics

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>>76432301
Wait you sent a picture of yourself pretending to be Korean? Holy shit dude

>>76432445
No, nigga, read the thread.

>>76432461
No you read it

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Wtf. Can someone check my profile. I thought I had nothing on it.

Name is Alexander_98

>>76431543
She's a lot nicer than her profile makes out

>>76432897
There's nothing there

>>76432897
He's doing the job for you

I followed the instructions to use the script in https://pastebin.com/3tUBNCg6

when I click on the python script it just comes up with a black window that immediately closes.

what am I doing wrong?

>>76433170
>using python script
1-Install tampermonkey/greasemonkey
2-Get the qtcrawler script from github (should be first result on Google)
3-copy paste code into new script
4-go on search instead of online (very important)
5-set filters
6-click on view all
Enjoy your Thai and Indonesian ""qts""

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>2017
>using interpals
its ded

>tfw talking to a Portuguese qt on my korean fake in Portuguese
Hehe

>>76433241
>Enjoy your Thai and Indonesian ""qts""

Truly the lowest tier of asians. Mate I wouldn't even waggle my schlong in front of anything less than a Vietnamese.

but ty for the advice.

I only just started on interpals tonight. What's the main idea? Get nudes and lure women into being our personal internet fucktoys?

honestly sounds like reliving my teen years skyping with girls I met on Habbo Hotel. (getting nudes was the only reason I ever played that shitty game)

any general tips/guides out there?

>>76433640
>What's the main idea?
fuck as many girls as possible, for euros at least and for islanders idk just nudes i guess

>>76433640
Get nudes and/or people to talk to and have meaningful convos
Maybe fuck them if you're wealthy and can afford travelling to bumfuck of fucking nowhere for a nut
>tips
bee good looking, bee urself

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>viet qt wishes France and America still occupied her country

Why are women always so disloyal to their people

>>76433964
I had to fucking explain to a Hong Kong girl that whether she likes it or not she's ethnically Chinese

how long does it usually take to get nudes, lads?

>>76433707
>>76433820
there are actually women on a penpal website willing to meet up and fuck us autists? I don't believe it.

I have to say I have no intention of ever going anywhere to smash some clunge. I travelled over 1000km to lose my virginity to a 22 year old Chinese woman I met online when I was 16. Literally the worst root I've ever had in my life.

>>76434120
A few days

>>76434139
>I travelled over 1000km to lose my virginity to a 22 year old Chinese woman I met online when I was 16.

How the fuck did you explain that one too your parents?

>>76434100
Tbf Chinese isn't an ethnicity technically I think

>>76434100
> ethnically Chinese

social construct

>>76434139
Depends, how good looking are you?

>>76434139
>willing to meet up and fuck us autists?
i'm auttistic in here but for spanish qts im a tall, blonde and exotic thinker

>>76434100
Her dad apparently fought against Americans and Chinese as well to make it worse

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>>76434166
well they're both drug addicts so they didn't care, and if I didn't tell them I'm not sure they would have even noticed I was gone. That segues nicely into the story of how I went into a full blown psychosis and started rolling around on the ground screaming after doing drugs with the Chinese woman. (and she still fucked me afterwards) that's a story for another day.

>>76434224
I personally think I look like a retarded Jewish cancer patient. pic related is me. honest rate pls friends

>>76434661
where is hair

>>76434661
Can you let your hair grow?
I personally think that you would be better with hair.
in general I would give a 5-6/10

>>76434661
Grow your hair and try to make your eyes look more "alive"
Then you're good enough to find a qt

>>76434759
>>76434798
it's a fuckin million degrees in Australia even in the """"winter"""", so no hair has been a lot more comfy for me. I only just started buzzing my head, and honestly I thought I looked better without hair so that's why I started doing it. but thanks for the advice

>>76434661
Are you part chink or something?

>>76435226
no. 100% white. why do you ask? If I look yellow it's just the lighting.

I have qts asking my korean fake for whatsapp.
Would it be a bad idea to give them my number?
What info can they get from it?

Also, how to explain my portuguese number?

>>76435352
It was the eyes mainly
I think if you do outside and get some better photos you should do fine

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Tfw french girl starts sending this out of nowhere

>>76435410
Don't send your number, WhatsApp isn't popular in korea

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>>76435471

>>76421366
don't they ask for nudes in return? how do you manage that

>>76435410
don't do it, if you want ot go really autismo buy a korean prepaid card and put it into your spare phone but ntver use real number for fakes

>>76435410
If you give them your number they will know you're fake because your number doesnt start with +82

>>76435640
A LOT of the idiots that fall for fake profiles will literally never notice this.

>>76435410
Tell them to use kakao

Here it goes France into my nudes collection

>>76436262
allo allo lad what's this

>>76436408
Some bunda in shorts pics and boobs
Might post later

>>76436441
>might

why wouldn't you?
you a chad or using a fake account? send and nudes back?

>>76436495
Real brofile /k3nghost
Send nudes/body back if I need to

>>76436596
oh yeah I've seen your profile before, good looking chap

>>76436262
So far I've got Thailand, China, Hong Kong and France

>>76436688
L for lewd, N for nude

Canada 1N
USA 2N
UK 2N
Netherlands 1L
French 1N
Italy 2N
Finland 1L
Russia 1L

Really missing some exotic nudes tho

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I hope I'm doing well

>>76436756
I want more Europeans I'm not even attracted to chinks

>>76436596
>favourite music
>21 pilots
Is this ironic?

>>76436956
First two albums are unironically good
But that's mostly teenager music to lure qts

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>80% of messages are from Asians
>most look weird as fuck
>the qt ones have the personality of a brick and/or can barely English
>literally give 0 fucks about languages so we have jack shit to talk about

this website cured my yellow fever

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>be on front page
>quick search
>recognise guy in second picture
>he once posted his photo on an /fa/ thread about improving since puberty

wew lads

>>76437089
>First two albums are unironically good
>implying blurryface isn't the greatest masterpiece ever composed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UYC615HGr4

>>76437212
Message him and ask him about it

>>76437246
just have

>>76437212
dude on the left is 28 lol jesus

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>>76437322
dont know if its the same for men

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>moon shaped pool is my favorite radiohead album

>>76438420
>listening to radiohead

>>76438420
>said no one ever (hopefully)

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I really get pissed when some faggots message the girl I was talking with while she was sleeping.
Now I probably have to wait 1 day or two just so she can read my message.

>>76438743
>tfw I may not have qts of my own but at least I'm pushing other people of theirs

>>76438743
Why would you have to wait another day?

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>>76438665
there there, pleb. bet you hate Moz also
>>76438680
guy I was talking to mentioned radiohead and then said that

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>>76438420
behold

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>tfw drinking raki in a Saturday afternoon

>>76438743
If she cares about you she'll look actively for your chat

>>76438930
Drop the guy tbqh

>>76439043
WEW

>>76439043
The problem is that I only started talking with her yesterday.

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>>76439021
>the bends as #1
cant refute

>>76439021
>tfw my favorite Radiohead album is The Bends
Any other opinion is just wrong tbhqwy

>>76439250
>>76439239
Good post

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>>76439203
I want other alcohol tbqh senpai

>>76439484
nice. where's she from

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>>76439757
France
She lead the game this time, ehhh, less work for me I guess

>>76439991
nice one lad, does she not care that you're screenshotting these?

>>76440087
I use AZ Screen Recorder
They never know I have records of their sluttiness :))

>>76439991
Those are some good tits.
Go out and fuck her you dumb faggot, stop wasting your time sharing pictures like a cuckold.

>>76440158
cheeky

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What now ?

>>76440223
1- still don't know if she'd fuck me
2- can't be bothered with a sex tour right now,lacking money

>>76440281
double down

>>76440281
mad lad

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>>76440328
This
But next time remember that you gotta warm them up before bringing the nudes topic on the table
You sperg

>>76440325
If she sends you pics like that, it means she is down to fuck, it's a matter of how much you want it at this point.
>implying going to France shouldn't be cheap from memetaly
Whereabouts in France, can I cuck you Giuseppe?

>>76440379
hngghh

>>76440390
Not so fast, Andris

>>76440390
I can't afford foreign qts at all, I'll settle down with irl ones
And no, won't let you cuck me, it's a matter of principles

>>76440526
We can do it both together, but we have to compare our cock sizes and have non-homosexual gay sex together to decide who is prime bull and who secondary.
>>76440545
IRL ones are best lmao.
But I already have a threesome with French guy and French qt on way frendo.
It's not cucking anyways unless she is your gf and you are down with it.

>>76440595
I just have much more luck with internet chick than irl ones
I guess chats really mask my inner autism

>>76440595
I like how you think my Baltic friend

>>76440717
Possibly, or maybe you look better in pics than IRL. How much of a sperg you are tho?

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>>76440717
iktf very much mate

>>76440769
Not even much of a sperg, I just get nervous before dates and don't really know how to flirt irl
I need alcohol to get into flirt mode and do something.
Looks arent the problem, I've had irl qts compliment me

>>76440281
Keep pressuring her. It has worked for me.

>>76440764
Can I see your penis, Pierre? For scientific purposes.
>>76440848
It was teh same for me, but then I realised that it doesn't even matter what you say as long as it isn't some out there stuff or pure autism, if a girl likes you, she will help you get along as long as you take the first step. It helps to have a good personality and to be interesting tbqh.

>>76440848
Just get dates with ugly girls with Tinder or something else. You just need practice

>>76441073
It's a bit early for that. Maybe another time. And only if you show yours. It's for a friend

Am I unironically the last non-normie in here? ;_;

>>76440848
You might be trying too hard to impress.

I have a problem where my first few messages are really creative/funny (literally get compliments for my openers) and then I run out of steam trying to keep the conversation at that level with a girl who only knows how to give 1 line responses.

>>76441165
Your friend wants to see Latvian pee pee? ^^

>>76441192
>implying normie

>>76441224
example of said openers?

>>76441192
>he thinks we're normies

>>76441192
Being good at pretending to be a normie didn't make me immuned to crippling depression

>>76441226
She said so ;)

>>76441308
WHO IS SHE?

>>76441192
>me
>normie
I just try to hide my autismo

>>76441224
Just stop replying if they're putting no effort in responses.

>>76441272
Literally just word association based on some random interest I've seen on her profile.

>"So you know how you worked with stem cells, Were you able to steal any that we could grow? I've always wondered what it would be like to have two hearts. I could run a marathon, win the tour de france and climb mount everest all in the same weekend. Let's make it happen!"

>>76441192
Yes, get the fuck out of here you beyetta.

>>76441367
fair enough

>>76441361

Yeah, I eventually get bored and just ghost...but 90% of girls I talk to are shit at conversations. I have 34 unread messages from boring girls right now.

I can never tell if the girls I'm getting nudes from actually find me attractive or are just massive sluts who send them to everyone

>>76441360
If you're able to hide it, there's actually nothing there