You have 10 seconds to be as Pakistani as possible.

*KABOOOOM*

big nipples, big life

>>76404629
I wouldn't even know where to begin being Pakistani tbqhwy.

*fucks sister*

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>>76404723
Gets me everytime

>>76404629
I AM NOT INDIAN YOU FUCKER
I FUCKING HATE INDIANS
YOU BETTER NOT SAY THAT AGAIN OR I BOMB YOUR HOSUE.

helo bb open pussy pls i wunt sex call me number in karachi 07023165651, kiss kiss

*smears shit all over the catalog of /int/*

>>76404723
Funny coming from a Brit, like LITERALLY

>>76404877
>t.sister-fucking Albanian
okay mate

>>76404948
t. sister-fucking bong
okay mate

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>>76404629
NUKE INDIA NOW.
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>76404877
...Why ? The "british are inbred" is a joke about the supposed tiny gene pool or some ugly chumps(that's rich coming from a balkan state btw), not incest.
Iceland is at risk of incest, so much they have government funded app to be sure they don't fuck their cousins.

>>76404629
TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR

>>76404629
Why don't Pakistani's buy car insurance?

Insurance doesn't cover car bombs.

>>76404997
>t.sister-fucking Suomi
okay mate

ZINDABAD

>>76404629
Hey baby wanna fuck

Hello?

Please baby I love you

FUCK YOU BITCH. YOU BETTER FUCKING WATCH OUT WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE. I'LL FUCKING BRING MY FRIENDS AND GANG RAPE YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKING. I'LL BE WATCHING YOU.

>>76404629
I have 999999.9 PASHTUN blood .No punjabi

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fack u i ndia motherfkk i fuck ur mother pakistan best .. bitch..

Sure is nice being better than India at cricket.

>>76404629
Fuck India.

>>76404629
>be pakistani
>mfw no white gf

>>76404629
Allahu Akbar, I blow up your house tonight.

Poo in da loo flush wave

>>76404723
I thought cousins were pakis' thing?

>>76404830
disturbingly accurate

*moves to London*

>Yeah Pakistan stronk! Pooinloos fucking suck! Allah akbar!
>Pakis on /int/
>Somebody help me get out of this shithole. Give me job in your cunt pl0x also help me bleach my skin and hair so I look white. PS I'm radical atheist I hate Islam.

*celebrates a cricket win by shooting a handmade gun out of a car while driving dangerously*


*bullets fall and hit someone*

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>>76404723
Sounds hot

>>76410654
tf is this real?

non whites do all the savage thing whites do but whites have to go and make tweets about it and make it more cringey

>>76405436
You mean:
>Be Pakistani
>Tfw no sister gf

>>76404877
>>76404997
Britain has one of the lowest consanguinity rates in the world.

>>76404629
Kashmir banega Pakistan!!!!!!!

>>76404629
hello bb, u so sexi, pls post ur feet
i love u :)

>>76412325
yeah but we're talking about sibblings

>>76404629
*harbours Osama Bin Laden*

India, the Americans and everyone else are the reason why our country is shit(though it's not shit we are actually the best)! It certainly is not related to our backwards ideology. Now excuse me while I'm shooting some k*ffr aid workers that are about to prevent the next polio outbreak. Allahu Snackbar!

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>>76404830

*explodes behind you*
Psh nothin personnel infidel

>>76412424
...Consanguinity includes siblings by definition.

>>76412968
...I know but we're talking about siblings in particular.

>>76404629
bacha bazi?

>>76404629

saw my neighbors goat smiling at me today can't wait to fuck it again.

I fuckin love China

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>That's right, President Obama. We're doing everything we can to find bin Laden.

THE ANSWER IS MORE ISLAM

t. Zia-Ul-Haq

*moves to rotherham*

>>76404723
>"Hello there cousin, have sex with me and make lots of babies or I will beat you and throw acid at you."

>>76405337
You truly are the same people, why even fight

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>>76404629
>something something sweden

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*comments on your gf picture*

>>76413112
I thought this is an exclusively Afghan thing

>>76404629
hi im from pakistan

>>76412325
and who publishes that statistic?
either Brits or the burgers who love sucking your guys' dick
*thinking*

>>76413112
R A R E
A
R
E

Unless we still have people at the air base.

>>76417805
It's a pashtun thing really

>>76404723
It didn't really matter what you posted, a UK flag is really all that was necessary.

>>76412325
Lowest reported, you mean.

>>76417867
Lurk two years before posting.

>>76417700
Pakistan is the portion of India stolen by Islamic radicals and separautists