>small talk a Scandinavian >he has an anxiety attack

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>>76404342
>banter a muslim
>he calls you an infidel and threatens to trigger his suicide vest if I don't go away

>yell "immigration" in a crowd of Mexicans
>they all scatter

>yell "nigger" in Harlem
>get beaten to death

>>76404342
>make small talk with american tourist
>send him the other way around of where he wants to go
>also be passive aggressive during the entire exchange and basically make him question his intelligence

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>>76404342
>small talk an american
>he starts telling me about his heritage

What's the point of talking if you have nothing to say?

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>>76404342
>go within the vicinity of an American
>"Ayyyy paisano! My grand-grandfather was from Palermo, we are basically cousins!"

>small talk a 91iqthonian
>he starts posting anime images

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>>76404342
Stop bullying nordics

>introduce politics to central Europeans
>spend the next century swinging wildly between literal fascism, communism, and demographic suicide

>>76404779
>Small talk with locals on trip to Canada
>They give retarded answers when I ask for directions
>They act autistic the whole time