Record high Danish household debt edition
hate mums
hate brothers
love scotch eggs
simple as
hate my mum, hate my brothers. love scotch eggs. simple as
still trying to wrap my head around an entire family dispute over a scotch egg lads
it boggles the mind
just cause you're packin' packin', whoop, down south
>>76395647
>>76395648
brilliant
would chokeslam me own ma for a scotch egg right now ngl
Fucking Krauts making /brit/ threads about Danes
Sickening
>>76395647
>>76395648
wew
e
w
>>76395580
Pretty much any STEM degree if you get the right results
One people never think about is maths – literally so many opportunities after a maths degree, pretty much anything that involves money will have maths grads in there somewhere
I had big London banks asking me to interview for them before I even graduated jej
>>76395647
>>76395648
love this
>>76395647
>>76395648
uncanny
>>76395661
I'm disappointed in Stormzy being so cucked
>>76395647
>>76395648
love /brit/ tbhfam
>>76395647
>>76395648
Good posts
>>76395649
he's obviously had problems with his family before and this was just a catalyst gave his family a reason to criticise him. notice how its not his fault, his family members just coincidentally all have issues with him.
>>76395696
any source on how maya is sleeping around on him?
>>76395630
>the countries where people move out younger have a higher rate of mortgages
Really activates the almonds
>tfw you made both posts from separate devices
double your money
hey guys i just wanna tell you that this is the last time i'll be here since i'm going to rehab tomorrow for alcoholic issues
business idea: collaborate with a mate to post a similar thing at the same time to rake in the (You)s
>>76395592
>>76395726
good luck sören
Just punched my mum in the cunt because my brother ate sotch egg i bought and saved in the fridge
If she hands me a 4 page letter I'm going to heem my entire family
take the piss
browsing reddit
>>76395726
danelad? Fuck off
whats Glastonbury like?
redpill me on festivals
>>76395426
I'm not going to post the letter, it got very deep at times and personal for my mum, like the shit that happened to her growing up which led to her fear of aggression
I understand it but it also means she has a fear of confrontation, and since I'm the closest to her she finds it easier to argue at me rather than confront the others
She works as a nurse for the dying, she's a great person but has lots of character flaws and issues
Also I bought the scotch egg, she says they're pikey too
>>76395548
He started the fight, so as the eldest I'm not going to stand there and let him, I never initiated any hits only returned them
Thanks lads, I know you're all joking about it because it is ludicrous we fought over a scotch egg, but I've been posting here for 10 years now and whenever something's gone wrong in my life I always find comfort with you anons, I love you all you fucking cretins
>>76395756
Drugs
>>76395756
imagine being surrounded by children, but children who are able to legally vote
>>76395707
'ck off mother beater
>>76395739
Cheers lad, I was proud of the post desu
Mum is trying to make me shower every day
Genuinely don't see the point
Any proud rorke man in
>>76395770
>Glasto
>full of children
t. never been
>>76395756
Sleeping in a tent surrounded by drug addicts listening to bands you're not interested in and pretending you're having a good time.
Used to be the GOAT, now it's a shallow plastic facsimile of it's former glory that people go to just to say they did and wear the wristband for 8 month like some kid of terrible badge of honour
>>76395761
>his mum got molested as a kid
bahahahaha
No wonder she had kids that punch her
>>76395815
Bad post
just got dm'd this
>>76395761
cringed at the last post
>>76395820
Bad post
What's a scotch egg?
You JUST KNOW
wew
>>76395845
A reason to bodyslam your mum
>>76395845
Egg from Scotland
The chickens are a different breed so they taste different
>>76395864
kek
>>76395850
How tall is Aisha?
>>76395890
Tall enough
this scotch egg episode reminds me of the time I ran around the house smashing all my dad's plates because he called me billy no mates
>>76395890
Cornyn is apparently 5'9 so about that
>>76395890
think its more that owen is a literal runt. small, unimposing, ugly.
>>76395747
кaкaя пpoблeмa, мoй дpyг? тeбe нyжнo cкaзaть cвoeмy oтцy чтo ты гeй?
>>76395913
Don't try and make this about yourself if you haven't even bodyslammed your mam
>>76395932
Fuck off stop hacking our threads
You guys remember the glory days of Nickelodeon from between 2000-2005/6?
When they had Ned's Declassified, Jimmy Neutron, Rocket Power, early Fairly Oddparents, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, the later seasons of Hey arnold, Invader Zim, pre-movie SpongeBob, Drake and Josh, My Life as a Teenage Robot, still had reruns of the 90s shows like Rocko's Modern Life, and other great shows that once aired on Nick.
Before they started airing retarded shit around 2006/7+ like the Naked Brothers Band, post-movie SpongeBob, Back at the Barnyard, and Fanboy and Chum Chum.
>>76395913
so glad someone remembers my pasta, haven't posted it for almost a year
>>76395938
it's all google translate mate
just nutted me granda because he got me sweets again for my birthday
not my fault, he initiated it
>>76395944
No
Fuck off
>>76395944
Literal children
1995-2000 was best
>>76395944
Yes I remember them fondly
been a day and im still howling
back on the old ritalin today lads
>>76395741
>sören
>>76395815
I'm not going to divulge in the details but it's a lot bigger than that, like I said i accidently pushed her and I would never do it to her, the fact both my brother's turned on me after shows that
I wouldn't even want to fight my brother's because I love them, I only defended myself and my image as the eldest, I don't know if you have younger siblings but you can't let them just push you around
>>76395823
I cringed writing it but you have listened to me rant and vent and it has cleared my head a bit, im just letting you know I'm grateful
>>76395988
perro caca
don't light that powder keg, hands off my scotch egg
howdy
>>76395988
screaming
installing gentoo
>>76395930
Owen is qt
What Tesco does Sara work at
Itsa your dolmio day
>>76396050
Pyongyang
>>76396050
proof?
>>76395988
busty
jewish
boobs
>>76396000
if my brother pushed my mum, i'd actually beat the shit out of him. your brother was well withing his rights to fight you after that.
>>76395923
TINY
can't imagine living in such a runty family
>>76396075
see
>>76395988
>>76396109
vile
>>76396109
JUST
>>76395761
>I never initiated any hits only returned them
so you hold his hands or brush him off, don't have to hit him in return
just thinking from the perspective of my family, I'm 20 with an 18 year old sister and 22 year old brother. the sister still feels very young to me, if she were a guy and started fighting with the bro he'd be expected to fuck off rather than respond because he'd have the potential to heem her/him
even a fight between me and my brother today would be sad for all involved. we used to fight a lot as kids and we're pretty evenly matched but it's a bit much at our age
do you eat the virgin food, anon?
might try a cigarette
never had one
>Corbyn is 6 months older than Prince Charles
monarchs age like milk
>>76396149
what's the Virgin Food?
>>76396149
We dont have scotch eggs here, never heard of them before today
>>76396168
if you have to ask
>>76395795
he's saying that all lefties are children because they haven't progressed mentally from the age of 16
>>76395913
>>76395950
>dad's plates
>>76396167
W*ITE "PEOPLE" BTFO
how will Murdoch and his cronies EVER recover after this huge blow?
>>76396202
billy no mates
Howling at this scotch egg fiasco
>>76396168
scotch eggs
5 hours until we can drink again
>>76396200
haha no actually rorkes are the stupid immature ones who haven't learned to share yet (circa 3 years old mentally)
>>76396168
Hello virgin
someone let me in on this whole Scotch Egg thing
>>76396250
Previous thread
one of my favourite noises in the world
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KfSH1ezevjM
I would describe myself as a Leninist
>>76396214
>we're the majority now, you cunt
but the Progressive Alliance still has less seats than the Tories
In what world is that a majority?
>>76396000
>i accidently pushed her
>I would never do it to her
So you would do it to her even if by "accident" as you call it
Bigger than being molested? Mate is your grandad/dad Josef Fritzel?
>>76396250
Some lad assaulted his mother over a scotch egg cos he loves em so much
>>76396167
thought charlie was queenie's husband for a long time
he's such an ugly old looking cunt
>>76396239
ah look another typically childish reply from a leftie
quelle surprise
>>76396294
same
Yesterday my brother ate my scotch egg I left in the fridge, it led to a fist fight between us and our other brother, I called one of them a closet faggot and (accidently) shoved my mum
No one's spoken since, she wrote us all a letter before leaving for her night shift which was pretty deep
Pissed off because I'm genuinely not in the wrong but I've been made the villain again cause I'm the oldest, Im not even the biggest fan of fucking scotch eggs
>>76396302
no actually it's right wingers that are gay haha u mad?
alright you can shut up about your scotch egg now
nobody cares about your runtish family
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
Scrambled eggs+bacon+tuna+bit of mayo+pasta
>>76396266
*coughs*
any 2:1 man in?
>>76395647
part and parcel
>a fist fight over a scotch egg
I'm screaming
>>76396322
i no u r but wat am i
>>76396350
>paying 50 grand for a piece of paper
>it's not even the best piece of paper
https://youtu.be/UHKsuA1icDw
hol tight all my guys
feel like pure shit just want her back x
>>76396350
what's the british term for just above failing?
what's it all about lads
>>76396122
Yeah I get you, but the fact that he was starting the fight and throwing hits when he didn't have to meant that obviously he doesn't believe I would heem him, so that fear is gone
I don't know in the moment I just thought that he was trying to exert dominance and if I'd have just let him hit me then it would change any sort of heirarchy in the house and I had to return just to show him he can't walk over people to get his way
I dunno, I do regret it and if I could go back in time I'd stop it all from happening before it even reached that point, but at the time my instinct was as the eldest to not let him push me around
>>76396285
I wouldn't do it on purpose, at the time I felt a shove and shoved back not really thinking / realising what I was doing
>>76396330
I'm only replying to questions and shit, the scotch egg shitposting has picked up with others
>>76396350
Here. Sports science ;)
>>76396397
UCLan?
>>76396382
looking at pictures of snow in the middle of summer sends me into an autismal rage for some reason
>>76396409
London Met
>>76396381
a third?
>>76396373
i'm buying another 10 grand piece of paper with it as well
if i could go back in time, i'd have eaten the scotch egg two days ago!
almosted loaded up Steam then, phew glad I have some self respect left
after watching multiple glastonbury vlogs on youtube i have come to the conclusion that it does indeed look shit
shant be participating.
>>76396393
You keep talking about being the eldest as if we live in medieval times and you have to protect your honour and birthright from your scurrilous siblings.
It's a fucking scotch egg
>>76396446
Not him but are you the oldest?
Got to put your door down sometimes
Still wouldn't body slam mum though
imagine being a small part of something great, like marching in Alexander's army or being part of the French Revolution or getting drafted to fight in North Africa in WWII
our generation has nothing of importance to take part in
>is literally given 3 years and £50,000 to master a subject
>can't even master 1 subject with 3 WHOLE FUCKING YEARS
this is why this generation is fucked, no work ethic
>>76396488
genuinely agree
>>76396446
>medieval
*biblical
>>76396433
it's just another leftie love-in with shit acts that costs £300 for a ticket and then another £20 for a microwave burger and £15 for a pint
if they were really about peace and love surely it would all be free?
the fact that jeremy corbyn is their main guest is laughable, music shouldn't be contaminated by politics
>there are people here who haven't grown out of computer games yet
Absolutely MEWLING.
>>76396393
you would look more mature and "dominant" if you defused the situation without actually fighting
stop acting as though you live in some tribe though. think you need a life outside your pissing-contest household
>>76396497
This
>>76396488
i fought in the great scotch egg civil war of 2017
>>76396513
what's wrong with computer games?
>>76396497
if they had a work ethic, they wouldn't voluntarily get in several thousand pounds of debt for another 3 years off of work
Computer...games? Games? On computers?
>>76396534
Hello mamchild
Flash2:wave2: buying scotch egg 100gp ea
do brits actually spend £50,000 on uni. unbelievable
yank-tier
>>76396512
JEREMY CORYN!!!
HOWLING!! HAHAH!!
>>76396564
Meant manchild not mamchild
>>76395630
>places where houses cost less have smaller mortgages
who woulda thunk it
>>76396584
I spent a total of 0 united states dollars on uni
>>76396584
we do but it's practically free money, you only pay it back after you earn £21,000 and thats only £360/year
Only literal billionaires will ever come close to paying their student loan back, it's written off after 30 years
>>76396584
brits ARE yanks, don't believe their lies
>>76396446
As I've said many a time, at that point it had gone well past the scotch egg
>>76396514
Yeah true, it's not as if these are recurring thoughts in my head it was more just spur of the moment thoughts while he was trying to fight me, it was either fight or flee at that moment an my judgement told me fleeing would be worse for me
Like I said this isn't normal, I can't remember the last time we had a fight and usually any argument lasts a few minutes and after a while we're back like nothing happened, it all just reached boiling point at once
>>76396599
find these type of posts very cringeworthy, that you're so concerned someone would humiliate or misunderstand your typo, dude it's all anonymous who cares lol
>>76396584
you get a loan which you never pay back to cover tuition and then obviously you pay for your accomodation and food, etc. Simple as.
HATE people who squeak and whine about "muh tuition fees" here as if they're anything other than a small tax on being highly educated.
dont care
>>76396626
we're not niggers
>>76396512
>if they were really about peace and love surely it would all be free?
You can't be this naive can you?
>>76396584
27k for the Degree, loan/grant of about 4 or 5k a year (I got a fair bit more cos I'm poorer), total about 40k to 50k
>>76396655
wtf dude are u racist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWcVbMadvGE
mandem in enfield
>>76396619
it's the same here, you pay back it back when you earn over a certain threshold but it may only be $30,000 AUD for a full degree
Banging a bird tonight
..and I've had three wanks already today, done it all so wrong
>>76396626
Aussies are just oven brits so you're just oven yanks
>>76396697
You shaved your pubes yet?
>>76396702
sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me x
on the phone to the dole office
number 3 in line
>>76396674
no I know that they are just profiteers acting like they care about the environment and people and putting on this big facade but then literally holding the biggest festival in the world that destroys a bunch of perfectly good farmland and ripping people off for the privilege
at least other festivals are upfront about their capitalistic ideals
>>76396648
unsubscribed from your blog over this utter shambles of a post
>>76396726
you're SMELLY
>>76396497
is this about me?
i'm doing a very big direction change with my course so need a masters :) it's technical from a social science undergrad so i'm pretty happy
might shift the scotch egg debacle over to other boards lads
i reckon /fit/ would love it
>watching a show with dad
>someone onscreen dies
>unironically grimaces and shakes his head while going "oof..*tch*..gosh...geez..."
maths phd
300k/starting
simple as
>>76396773
leave it...or else
>>76396584
can't believe brits are that retarded, total uni cost for 5 years for me is £10,000
>>76396773
give me a quick rundown
aussies LEAVE unless you have the good nature and heart of Steve Irwin in which case you can probably stay
>>76396776
laughed out loud
>>76396790
Why
>>76396794
see
>>76396316
it was in the previous thread
>>76396799
it's been 11 years, just let it go lad
>>76396799
Steve Irwin was a cryptoyank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SMX21w8J4Y
>>76396807
because that's the cost of tuition and all enrollment fees
>>76396827
n-no
Can't wait for Bindi to start wrestling crocs
>>76396827
Shan't
He made your country famous
genuinely remember watching this as a 10 year old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adbpMgYm7UQ
Gonna do a degree in accounting lads
>>76396861
that was crocodile dundee smfh
Is business the most deano degree
>>76396884
WTF
OPEN THE BORDERS
POWER STANCE
when the founding fathers put "freedom of religion" in the constitution i doubt they were thinking about middle eastern muslims building mosques in America
they were probably only expecting Protestants and Catholics to freely practice their faiths
>>76396887
Not for my generation my good LAD
>>76396926
children out
>>76396884
ah yes, plenty of room
tfw too sad to wank
>>76396925
other religions existed then too
>>76396925
they weren't fond of catholics either, it was principally to safeguard the legality of different prot denominations
>>76396942
How much do homes cost there
Are they being stolen by the Chinese
>>76396926
back to school with you sonny
just came across australian football on tv
really fires up the noggin
any yanks in here
>>76396884
Yeah brilliant idea
So where are we going to put the millions of Australians, kiwis, Canadians and South Africans when we call them home for the end of days race war?
>>76396980
no australian born after 2000 will ever own a house
>>76396891
nah it's too upper-class
any slags lads
preferably in tites
>Americans call prawn cocktail "shrimp salad"
>>76396925
>liberal freedoms are only for a select elite group
truly shocking
>>76396952
In other parts of the world.
Happy Independence Day lads
>it's practically free money
>>76397017
business isn't upper class at all, it's the bare minimum for anyone with a low-paying miscellaneous office job that doesn't require janitorial duties
>>76395944
These were all on Nick UK
Ned's Declassified,
Jimmy Neutron,
early Fairly Oddparents,
Avatar: The Last Airbender,
the later seasons of Hey arnold,
Invader Zim,
pre-movie SpongeBob,
Drake and Josh,
But don't remember these
Rocket Power,
My Life as a Teenage Robot
Danny Phantom,
Rocko's Modern Life
I also remember Kenan and Kel, Sister Sister, Doug, Zoey 101, The Sleepover Club, CatDog, Bananas in Pyjamas and a British one, My Parents Are Aliens
>>76396990
was watching that match, pure footykino
dont like non moving gifs
>>76397030
can't stand yanks, you think they've hit rock bottom and then it falls out from under them
>Americans sleep fully-clothed with shoes on
>>76397066
and baseball caps
>>76397008
Same here
>it's been a year since brexit
what the fuck, that flew by
>>76397045
I study commerce at usyd and seems it's mostly private school boys here that study it
a bachelor commerce here means you chose a major like finance and accounting. might be different for brits
>>76397003
It's not 1917 mate it's 2017
>>76397066
only do this when I have a late night and am too tired to untie and take them off
Hotpoint
>>76397003
wouldn't participate in a race war if I had to live in the fatherland to be honest, there are some lines that shouldn't be crossed
egg
It's crazy that so many jobs will be lost to automation in the next 20 years because Mr Googleberg wants more money
Even further in the future, how are people gonna live when 99% of jobs are automated?
egg
>he doesn't sleep in a filthy sweaty ball, stark bollock naked with last nights jizz on his stomach and leg
Strewth
>>76397156
>>76397157
UBI
>>76397151
custard
>>76397160
This is why you're single
>>76396942
Whenever I see this pic I think it's a collection of Rothkos
>>76397186
no, that would be my deeply flawed personality
>>76397157
we'll all get to live in a bennie paradise where robots produce everything and dispense all our neetbux
>>76397186
you say that, yet I'm the one who's having sex later tonight
>>76397203
Like wall-e
>>76397203
>>76397174
howling if you think today's generation of politicians and lawmakers outside of scandinavia would ever allow such a blatant quality of life improvement
>>76397215
I said you're single not incel
>>76397157
fully automated luxury communism
>>76396381
A first
>>76397243
forgot space x
has captcha gone too far
>ask sister to take out the dog for a pee on the grass while I feed the cats and do the dishwasher
>says mum asked me so it's nothing to do with her
she's the twat who wanted the dog in the first place and now has nothing to do with it
I for one welcome our robotic sex slave mistresses
>>76397231
well they're going to have to if they want automation.
>>76397250
not sure what elon musk has to do with automated communism
>>76397254
where are you from indialad, what part of india (if any)
>>76397260
>brit with a garden
very suspicious, might give mi5 a ring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SEYkWBIhNA
choon
>>76397276
Southall
>>76397260
bodyslam her
>>76397260
my sister did that with pets. got bored of them after a few months so me and my mum had to care for them.
didnt mind though coz i love animals me.
>>76397315
at least she's upfront
i took the path less travelled by
>>76397260
smash her over the head with a scotch egg
>>76397351
Terrible pic
>>76397351
>Age 23
>be a bridesmaid of best man
what
>>76397351
what kind of fuck off turbo cunt normie chart is this
fuck OFF
>>76395845
eggs cleaned with scotch brite
>>76397351
>first full time job before getting a drivers licence
what the fuck
>>76397351
>tfw way ahead in some areas
wahey
>>76397351
>>76397351
this is some brave new world shit
>>76397384
the pic is meant for the uk probably
got a 1st in physics
anyone wanna give me a job? x
>>76397403
who has a full time job before getting their licence? even with wageslaving/flipping burgers it's not full time, I guess it's possible if you drop out of school and become a janitor or something
>>76397426
yeah a blowjob haha nah only joking
>>76397426
wouldn't hire you if you paid me
>>76397260
>ask sister to
You don't ask your younger siblings to do things, you tell them to. You have to be assertive anon. Someone post the angery labrador webm to show him what happens when you're not assertive enough
>>76397351
FONT
>>76397351
>tfw 21
>tfw never had a job
>tfw no license
>tfw never been on holiday with friends
>tfw never kissed
Happy independence day fellow British Nationalists
>>76397351
I passed my driving test at 17, bought my first car at 18, then lost my licence and sold ym car at 19
Where does that put me?
>>76395845
egg fried in irn bru
>>76397276
live on west coast. native place : shores of mother ganges
fun story: there's a caste the people of which used to steal land on the shores of ganges and that caste is named translation of landstealer
>>76397351
>I have to move out
haha don't really want to though
there are literally people in this thread who dont believe in evolution, or least think its the most reasonable answer for the development of life we have currently. imagine that.
>>76397403
Nah
>>76397447
only if you live in a runt family. my family never demand anything we just do it
>>76397454
/brit/
Honest question, does anyone here genuinely believe in God?
No judgement, I just struggle to see how people our age can
>>76397514
twat
hope you get permabanned
>>76397484
alri Nike™ salesman
>>76397467
What's the name of it
>>76397524
FOY
>>76396684
the absolute STATE of britain